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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-10-2003, 08:24 AM:

Rated PG

"Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."

--Jim Carrey in Me, Myself & Irene".

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 04-11-2003, 05:50 PM:

Rated G [thumbsup]

GENTLEMEN!! YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!

-President Muffley in Kubick's "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 04-11-2003, 09:17 PM:

Rated pg-13

"Oh, we're horny. But our film comes first."

-Stephen Dorff in Cecil B. Demented

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-15-2003, 11:56 AM:

Rated G

Ghost 1990

Oda Mae Brown: I don't know you! I don't know Sam, but let me tell you what he did to me. He kept me up all night singing "I'm Henry the Eighth I Am."

Molly Jensen: That's how he got me to go out with him.

Oda Mae Brown - Whoppi Goldberg

Molly Jensen - Demi Moore

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-19-2003, 10:16 AM:

Rated G

"There she was: dejected, desperate, and stoned. Everything I could have hoped for in a woman."

--Louis DePalma, Taxi

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-02-2003, 07:10 AM:

Rated G SHREK

Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you?

Shrek: One of a kind. [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-02-2003, 07:14 AM:

Rated G

Dick Tracy (1990)

Big Boy Caprice: Wait a minute! Wait. Wait. I'm having a thought. Oh yes. Oh yes. I'm going to have a thought. It's coming. It's coming. ...It's gone. [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-02-2003, 08:34 AM:

Rated G HOLLYWOOD RULES

Like all great spector sports, movies follow a strict set of rules:

* Beds have a special L-shaped sheets that reach up to the armpit of a woman but only to the waist of the male star lying next to her.

* In murder mysteries, the killer is always the neatest dresser.

* No one ever locks a car when they get out of it. Even in New York City.

* The more a man and a woman hate each other, the more certain it is they will fall in love.

* A single match is always sufficient to light up a room the size of the colosseum. [Big Grin]

Bruce Feirstein in Vanity Fair.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-14-2004, 04:27 PM:

Rated G

"We're investigating a felony, Miss Demeanor."

--Samuel L. Jackson as Wes Luger in "LethalWeapon 1"

Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-16-2004, 02:12 PM:

"Hey where the white women at?"

Blazing Saddles

Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-16-2004, 02:15 PM:

Brad- "You guys had shirts on when you came in here."

Spicoli- "Well something happened to them man."

Fast Time at Ridgemont High

Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-16-2004, 02:16 PM:

"Do you want some sammiches?"

Bad Santa

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-16-2004, 04:25 PM:

Upon being told that the Japanese projectionist he has been hired to replace committed suicide,

"What'd he do, miss a changeover?"

Dennis Quaid as Jack McGurn
Come See the Paradise (1990)

Posted by Joe Perrault (Member # 2541) on 07-23-2004, 02:06 AM:

[Cool]

PG-13/soft R

Geena Davis: "Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Samuel Jackson: "I sure hope not, 'cause I'm thinkin my balls hurt!"
Long Kiss Goodnight

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-01-2005, 06:17 PM:

Rated G

OTIS B. DRIFTWOOD (Groucho Marx): "It's alright, that's in every contract. That's what they call a sanity clause."

FIORELLO (Chico Marx): "You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Claus."

--A NIGHT AT THE OPERA, 1935

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 01-31-2006, 10:28 AM:

It has been 394 days since the last post.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2006, 10:28 AM:

Rated G cutie pa2ti

The doctor told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an eighty-two dollar bill on me, so I give him forty-one bucks and say, "Get the other forty-one bucks from the other guy." [Big Grin]

~Jerry Lewis in the Nutty Professor (1963)

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2006, 12:16 PM:

Rated G Bruce

"This is America. If you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, then you can just get the hell out!"

--Steve Buscemi as the homeless guy in "Big Daddy"

"Ummm... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it."

--Vince Vaughn in SWINGERS

"Baseball's hard. You can love it but, believe me, it don't always love you back. It's kinda like dating a German chick."

--Billy Bob Thornton as Buttermaker in "Bad News Bears"