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Posted by Dan Bouvier (Member # 2655) on 09-24-2004, 05:36 PM:
(I hope this isn't already on here - if it is, I couldn't find it.)
Why do they boil water when a woman goes into labour?
Because if the baby's born dead, they can make soup! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
wokka wokka wokka
Posted by Greg Davis (Member # 2687) on 09-24-2004, 08:21 PM:
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?
I don't have a ferrari in my garage.
Whats worse than a baby in a trash can? 2 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 2 babies in a trash can? 5 babies in a trash can. whats worse than 5 babies in a trash can? a baby in 5 trash cans!
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-24-2004, 08:37 PM:
Q: Which is easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
A: The truck full of dead babies. You can use a pitchfork.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: A scoop of ice cream, some soda, and a dead baby.
We'll be here all week folks. Try the veal.
Posted by Dan Bouvier (Member # 2655) on 09-24-2004, 11:09 PM:
This thread reminds me of that scene in "Man Bites Dog" when he makes the drink called the Dead Baby Boy. I love that movie.
Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 10-17-2007, 08:02 PM:
It has been 1117 days since the last post.