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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-08-2005, 08:40 AM:

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The Top 5 Brady Bunch Secrets

5. Alice was almost fired in the first season after being caught washing little Bobby a bit too carefully.

4. "Sam the Butcher" actually nicknamed by FBI crime lab.

3. "Please, Dad, no! Not the wire hanger!"

2. When off duty, Alice preferred to be called Al.

and the number 1 Brady Bunch secret...

1. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia? Pregnant, pregnant, pregnant. [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-08-2005, 08:52 AM:

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This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life.

When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men, and she asked him why they were there.

Her grandson replied, "On television, they say, 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!'" [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-08-2005, 08:54 AM:

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The start of the new school term always brings out the most interesting questions for computer consultants on campus. The predominant questions this term pertain to "getting into" E-mail and how to access the "Information Highway."

An obviously distraught student came into the consulting office yesterday complaining that his E-mail wasn't working; his attempts to get tickets for an on-campus concert kept resulting in returned mail.

He showed me the mail address he was attempting to reach. I asked him where he obtained such an unusual mail address.

He replied, "The sign told me, 'begins@7:30 P.M.'" [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-09-2005, 10:35 AM:

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Who Wants to marry a Millionaire?...

... Various versions of the popular gameshow that never saw the light of day....

=> Gay version:

Who wants to not be legally allowed to marry a multimillionaire?

=> Inverted version:

Who wants to buy a trophy wife?

=> Fox version. Oh wait, this is on Fox already:
Who wants to marry trailer trash?

=> Cancelled version:

Who wants to marry a nice, generally decent guy?

=> Crossover version for sweeps week:

a) Hour 1 - Who wants to be a millionaire?

Contestants answer a series of progressively difficult questions to win a million dollars.They then walk through a door into

b) Hour 2 -- Who wants to marry a game show millionaire?

=> Never even got a pilot:

Who wants to win marriage to a multimillionaire?
Contestants answer a series of difficult questions. The guy picks the smartest one without seeing them in a swimsuit. [Big Grin]