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Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-21-2007, 03:39 PM:
A teacher says to the class one day she'd like them all to construct a sentence using the word 'contagious'.
Little Brad puts up his hand and says:
"My sister had the measles and the doctor said she was contagious".
"Good Brad" said the teacher. "Who's next?"
Joe put up his hand. " I once had a skin rash which the doctor said I should keep away from other kids as I was contagious".
"Excellent", said the teacher. "One more?"
With that, Bob put his hand up and said:
"My next door neighbor is painting his whole house with a 2-inch paint brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".
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Posted by Michael Hossen (Member # 4274) on 06-23-2007, 01:27 AM:
Haha. Took me a second to get the last bit! LOL
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