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Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 12-14-2009, 01:57 PM:

Q. What do Tiger Woods & a Baby seal have in common?

A. They both get clubbed in the Head by Swedes! [Big Grin]

Posted by Jonathan Althaus (Member # 5042) on 12-14-2009, 02:17 PM:

Q. Whats the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?

A. Tiger Woods can drive the ball more than 50 feet.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-14-2009, 07:41 PM:

Tiger's got a new movie out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 12-14-2009, 09:24 PM:

The police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. "I can't remember," Elin said, "just put me down for a 5."

Posted by Alex Edwards (Member # 5413) on 12-15-2009, 11:34 PM:

Q:What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

A:Santa stopped after 3 Ho's

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-16-2009, 03:58 AM:

Q: What the difference between Tiger's car driving and his short game?

A: He can back up a wedge.

Posted by Gordon Bachlund (Member # 124) on 01-27-2010, 02:35 PM:

Rated PG...

An American woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in America, arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The American woodpecker claimed America had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The American woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the American woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers). The American woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.

The two of them flew to Canada where the American woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.

Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the American tree, and the American woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?

After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.