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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 08-28-2000, 07:20 AM:
Great idea. The thing went straight to the naked babes then straight down from there. Then the Star Wars ideas, or should I say Spaceballs took over.For the 6-channel 70mm reserved-seat roadshow release, I'd like to see Rick Moranis using the deep "Dark Helmet" voice, with a texas twang, playing Brad Miller. Much of the other castmembers parts can be played by other Spaceballs actors.
But, who will play the love interest? There's wayyy to much facial hair here, and there's not enough NairŪ on the planet to remove it.
I like the idea of FG squirting out of Brad from somewhere with dead-on accuracy effectively disabling his victims....
Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 06-26-2004, 12:22 PM:
It has been 1398 days since the last post.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 06-26-2004, 12:22 PM:
Bumping this up to the top because recently there was a thread about smoking, and I want to know what Bruce was smoking when he wrote this.
=TMP=
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-26-2004, 12:41 PM:
Nah, nix the Star Warts stuff except for spoofing it. And Shirley there's better Mel Brooks stuff to use as a model than Spaceballs. Maybe more towards "The History of Film-Tech, Part 1" mixed with a bit of Monty Python ("Life of Brian" or "Holy Grail" anyone?)
Who would play the Film-Tech version of Biggus Dickus?
Or the Piss Boy for that matter?
I think there's already a consensus for the Black Knight.
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-26-2004, 05:09 PM:
shrubbery shrubbery roger the shubber