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I love to smoke I smoke seventhousand packs a day and I'm never F*&ing quittin!-- Denis Leary
I Like this Smilie 
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"Blood is thicker then blondes" - From the movie, Save the last Dance.
FUNNY!!!!!

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A Mexican walking on a tightrope!
Tomato Sandwich made by amateur tomato sandwich maker.
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where
means a smile and
is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
and
:-(
respectively. Well, how about some "ass cons"?
Here goes:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_._) A flat ass
(_^_) A bubble ass
(_*_) A sore ass
(_!__) A lop-sided ass
(_^_)~ A horse's ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_O_) An ass that's been around even more
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) A tired ass
(_o^o_) A wise ass
(_13_) An unlucky ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
(|) A Skinny Ass
The last one that was here I just deleted... 
Sorry - I just HAD to post these. 
Paul, thanks for "Assman" cons...they cracked me up! (with appologies to Seinfeld)
>>> Phil
So Joe, can you make gif files of those asses? Perhaps I can modify the coding to permit Paul's emoticons to add to the smileys. With all of this talk about digital cinema, we could certainly use some ass symbols! 

(_!B!_) Blow it out your ass!