This is topic Joke-Yak II - The Completely Tasteless and Disgusting Series in forum Film-Yak at Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE.
To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://ft-forum.com/ft/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=000177
Posted by James R. Hammonds, Jr (Member # 673) on 03-16-2001, 02:13 AM:
What's more fun that swinging a baby on a clothesline?.................................................................................
Stopping it with a shovel.Why do little Polish girls put fish in their pants?.......................................................................................
To smell like big Polish girls.
Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with one hand?........................................................................................
So she can moan with the other.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff?.......................................................................................
You would too if your name was aauuuugghhh.
What's the best thing about showering with a 13 year old girl?........................................................................................
If you slick her hair back she looks 10.
Why cant Sammy Davis Jr. read?........................................................................................
Cause he's black.
MORE TO COME.......
Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 03-16-2001, 12:47 PM:
------------------
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 03-16-2001, 05:57 PM:
um...James...
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-16-2001, 08:22 PM:
You had me going there till those last two. Yes, I understand about "truly tasteless" but even tasteless jokes have their limits.Just to prove I'm not a total prude:
Q: Why don't {insert your favorite ethnic/social group here} women use birth control pills?
A: They keep falling out.
Q: Why don't {insert your favorite ethnic/social group here} women use vibrators?
A: They don't like it when their teeth get chipped.
Posted by Michael Pace (Member # 553) on 03-16-2001, 10:20 PM:
Truly tasteless.Why were all the schoolrooms at the all girls school painted red?
They had 8 periods a day.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 03-16-2001, 11:52 PM:
Something tells me we have crossed the proverbial 'line' and reached a new low here... 
Makes me feel ashamed to be a film handler now -Aaron
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 03-16-2001, 11:59 PM:
Since this is a public forum I think we need to be more respectful. Things like this can be very insulting to someone and it is not fair to that person. We should all be profesional with our posts. It's all right to tell jokes but this goes to far.
Posted by Rachel Carter (Member # 693) on 03-17-2001, 03:06 AM:
I do have a good sense of humor but thats just rude and discusting!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-17-2001, 04:56 AM:
I think when the jokes turn into pedophilia and racism it's time to draw the line. I know this is the Yak forum and the title of the thread was properly descriptive, but let's try and keep the humor a little more respectable. I am going to close this thread before this turns into something unpleasant between members. I apologize for not catching this sooner.