Let's play a game. Identify the movie the last quote came from and then add your own.

The Rules:

• You may not answer your own quote and post another unless no other member has posted the correct movie title it came from within 24 hours. (Do not post the answer early! This forum's clock will be the official timekeeper.)
  
• When you answer a quote with the movie title it came from, your next quote to add to the game MUST be made on that same post. Feel free to make the reply of the correct movie title to officially be the winner of any given quote, but you need to use the "edit" feature to go back and add the next quote to that post within 10 minutes time. Ideally, please come up with a good quote and tape it to the side of your computer. Then once you win a round you will have one ready to go.
  
• Quotes MUST be restricted to films released to mainstream commercial US theaters only. Don't quote some videomovie you made or some flick that is so obscure it would be unfair to the other members. The movie must have played in the United States nationwide for at least 2 weeks.
  
• Refrain from using pathetically obvious quotes like "May the force be with you" or "my momma always said life is like a box of chocolates". Please don't even bother if that's the best you can come up with.
  
• As humorous as it may be in the effort of "stumping" the members, do not post quotes like "well shit" or "get down". That could have come from a TON of movies and "get down" has been used in every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie ever made! Besides, correctly identfying ANY one of them will be considered a correct answer, and you want to be able to stump people for maximum points and another shot.
  
• In the event the quote uses a character's name, I highly recommend you replace it with five underscore keystrokes. (Example: _____) You don't HAVE to do this, but it will make the quote harder to figure out if the character name is unique (such as my "boobie" quote below.)
  
• Try and restrict the quote to ideally no more than THREE sentences. Do NOT run through a conversation, but if quoting more than 3 sentences is required, you may do so but it will give more clues to the origin. Remember ideally you want to post a quote that will stump the members for a 24 hour period. (See scoring below.)
  
• Quotes do not have to be exact, but they need to be pretty darned close.
  
• You may NOT post the next quote if you do not correctly answer the current quote posted.
  
• In the event a quote is posted from a member who failed to properly identify the movie, that quote will be deleted as well as any responses. As such, if you KNOW the quote is incorrect, just post the correct movie title it came from and add your new quote, then email me so I may make a notation on that member's post that it is disqualified.
  
• No movie released before 1980 may be quoted. This is to be fair to the younger members on the forum. The www.imdb.com website will be the final ruling if there is any question regarding the official first release date, even if their information is inaccurate.
  
• You may not quote a movie that has not been released to the public yet! The restriction is that for a movie opening on a Friday, you may not post a quote from it before Friday night at 11:59PM.
  
• You may NOT make random comments throughout this game via replies to this thread. If comments or questions are desired, I am about to open a thread titled "The Film-Tech official movie quote game COMMENTS". I'm sure I missed some crucial detail or loophole in the rules, so we can sort it out there. There is to be no chatting on this thread. Only quotes and answers. Perhaps someone mathematically inclined (Evans?) would be so kind as to keep a running tally on the "COMMENTS" thread as each page is completed on this thread.
  
• Yes Film-Tech employees and anyone connected with Film-Tech Engineering or the Film-Tech website may participate, including me. Film-Tech is an "equal opportunity" employer. I could also use another shirt.
  

Scoring:

• Each correct answer earns 1 point.
  
• Each incorrect answer subtracts 10 points.
  
• Each quote that stumps all of the members for a 24 hour period earns 10 points. (You must make a post stating which movie it came from after 24 hours has passed, at which point you may post the next quote.)
  
• If you reply to your quote that stumped the members with the correct answer, but at least 24 hours has not yet passed since the date and time your quote was posted, you lose 10 points. (You actually lose 20 points if you consider you added 10 points from above.)
  
• If you quote a movie that was released before 1980 or does not fit in with the rules, you lose 10 points.
  
• Comments posted to this thread will result in the loss of 10 points.
  
• Posting the answer, and then replying AGAIN to this thread with the next quote removes 2 points from your score. (Use that EDIT button folks!)
  
• If you are too lazy to read these rules and post a quote without being the person who answered the last quote, you lose 50 points.
  

Below is an example of a PROPER reply post to a quote from the movie "A Night at the Roxbury", followed by the next quote in the game. To make sure that no one can cheat via the edit button, you MUST quote the movie quote from the above post that you are answering.

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"So you wanna make out or what?" -A Night at the Roxbury

"It's your turn to make breakfast." "I made breakfast yesterday, eggs over easy." "The hell you did! I made bologna and beans!"
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Then the next reply would look something like this:

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"It's your turn to make breakfast." "I made breakfast yesterday, eggs over easy." "The hell you did! I made bologna and beans!" -Tremors

"_____, BOOBIE, I'm your white knight."
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The game is over when 500 replies are made to this thread, or December 31st 2002 comes to an end. The member with the most points will receive a Film-Tech T-shirt.

A tip: when you make a post to this thread, check the "email notification" box to get an immediate email alert from the system reminding you a fresh quote has just been added.

Here we go. Identify this quote:

"Could I borrow your towel? I just hit a water buffalo."

"Were having a two for one sale on orphans today"

"Do you want to go to jail, or do you want to go home?"
 

"First we crack the shell, then we crack the nuts inside."
 

"It's a very tough job. I would work on a deal then some guy would come in at the end and steal all the credit."
 

"I thought I was being sorta charming".

was from Bladerunner, not exact, but.....

thought I was being sorta charming, Mr Ford, Bladerunner

Moderator notification-I have just heard from John Wilson and Bladerunner is not the correct answer. There is another movie with the exact quote John posted.

"Anna Moss? Is she all green and fuzzy and mossy? And you met this bruiser where exactly...at the home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station?"
 

"I'm a crack whore who should've made my skeezy boyfriend wear a condom?"
 

"Now, I ain't cheap, but I can't be had. My minimum price for taking a stranded lady to a bus station is $400."

"You can't take my mind. It's all I have."

"You don't have to have money to have someone try to take it away from you."

 

"A sappling cannot grow in the shadow of a mighty oak _____, he needs sunlight."
 

(although technically it's not an exact match because sapling was spelled wrong above)

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Ok, here goes...

"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"

This Time

"Freedom, baby, is never having to say you're sorry."

"Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska."

I am going to count to three. There will not be a four.
 

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm out of bubblegum.
 

"It came, it finally came! The big one. What am I gonna blow?"

"Wolfman's got Nards!"

"Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?"
 

"Someone went and threw away a perfectly good white boy"
 

"Could someone please tell me what planet I'm on.
 

David beat me! Darn you!

"Let's go get sushi and not pay."

"I feel like I should be doing something more then just shelving books."
 

"Sorry Kid, you had to be a cute ass, had to stick your dirty little nose in my business didn't ya? So, I think we should die together, just you and me pal...off to la-la land. *blows a kiss* Sweet Dreams."
 

"This isn't happening, it only thinks it's happening."

"Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive."

"How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?"

"You're some sort of big, fat, smart bug, aren't you?"

Moderator notification-incorrect answer, please disregard this post

"I started this didn't I didn't I fuck!"
 

"There's only one thing I hate worse than a poacher and that's your goddammned environmentalist"

"We shared a bowl of sugar, some shots of brown liqour, played with my shotguns, field dressed a cat, looked for women?"

"Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!"
 

"...Its immoral to let a sucker keep his money."

"I can't believe I let you talk me into this. I can't believe how desperate I am."

"I'm not a father no more. Remember my son is dead now."
 

"What's more important than a beautiful wedding invitation?" "Getting off."

"Here's to escape, in one form or another."
 

"It's the giant weeniemobile and the weenielady!"

"My brother _________ is from mars. Actually we're all from mars around here, we keep our spaceship out back. So what planet are you from?"

"What are they going to do when you're playing nose tackle for the redskins huh?"

"Promise me boy, don't you never hit her"

"You can have anything you want...and all you asked for is her phone number?"
 

"What's the medal for? Cowardess."

"Who's the Master?"

"For some players, luck itself is an art"

"Y'all take a listen - hear a deep sound comin' down from _____ _____."

"I want that North American cable deal!"

"Seargent _____, it's your show now. Please, try not to let me down."

"I'm not a psychiatrist. I can't tell you why. Some people just can't take it here after a while."

"Shut up, I'm thinking about the master plan!"

"Come on _______, I'm freezing my ass off out here."

"All of a sudden she started cleaning the tailpipe." "That's great." "No it's not."

"Those tokens cost a dollar and a half. I cannot sell them for 97 cents'.
 

'It's not a camera - it's a Nikon. And it's out of the question'.
 

"_____, you bloodsucker! You're gonna have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?"

"If you get the electric chair, you should put a light bulb in your mouth like Uncle Fester."

"Will you move your wrinkled asses? I'm in a hurry."

"You might say I am the thin red line between morality and depravity."

"Shut up you gutless worm. I'm talking to her."

"You get a boner in your stomach?"
 

"Do not fuck with the department of motor vehicles. We can make your life a living hell."

"It's not infallible, but it is more comfortable than a turtle shell."

"Let the dead be dead."

"Oh I'm sorry, can I buy you some cereal?"
 

Wait, I think I see something in the back of the refridg...in the back of the closet.

Do I look like a milk-maid cause someone feels like a cow!
 

"I'll never forgive you for this. God won't forgive you for this."

"Do you know how to Jamaica Ska?"

(I am forfeiting the right to add the next quote as I will not bea near s computer for the next week or so)
 

"You know I can't do that. Look, nothing happens to the girl, and nobody gets hurt."

"Why am I depressed? I'll tell you why i'm depressed. I'm depressed about the cleaning I have to do. I'm depressed about the laundry I have to do. I'm depressed about the cooking I have to do."
 

"The difference between guilt and innocence is a matter of timing."

 

"I should have been more specific. When I said important, I meant more important to me."

"If the manual told you to stick your weiner in a light socket would you do it?"

"I get the loot. You get the boot."

"We don't say that around the lab." "Well we could start."

"You must have manure for your brains."
 

"Well I wouldn't want to dance to it, but that's a pulse. He'll survive. Good job people, sedate him and wrap him up."

"Elvis, Elvis, come out and play." "Hey baby, what do you say, me and you, Vegas?"

"I stopped building rockets. There was no need for them. I built weapons instead."

"You have everything you ever wanted. You earned it. Why can't you just enjoy it?"
 

"How much more is it going to cost? When do the rest of us stop paying off your debts?"

"I feel like shit. Why can't you leave me alone?"

"What did I tell you. Don't say butsmear. It's not becoming. Say asshole, or dickwad."

"Just a little psychic humor."

"He's the idealized version of himself, a king in a very very twisted kingdom."

"There's something up there watching us, but it sure as hell ain't God."

"It was a couple of kids." "What are you going to do?" I'm going to shoot them."
 

"Do you need someone brought to Jesus? Or to you?"
 

"When's the last time you were in school?" "I've never been to school. I read about it though."

"Now was I supposed to turn into the skid?"

 

"What are you guys the seven dwarfs or something?"

"I'm sure in time my derriere will learn to forgive you."
 

"What a way to go, killed by a giant marshmellow man."

"You lookin' for a friend? I am the best friend you will ever have."

"The compass is gone. Find it! Assholes."
 

"Put some cheese on that motherfucker!"
 

"Let off some steam, _____."

"Had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed."
 

"Good marriages are made in heaven . . . or some such place."

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

Doctor Zhivago

"Now let the scrapper come to me."
 

"What's the matter with him?" "I don't know. I think he wanted to kill me."

"You see folks I just got out of prison, so you'll have to excuse my language."
 

"That gun costs you about $2 every time you shoot it." "How am I doing?" "You just spent $12 and you ain't hit shit."

"Just squeeze it. Don't yank it. It's not your dick."
 

"Jesus!" "Concentrate, this is no time for prayer!"
 

"Is she supposed to be bleeding like that?"

 

"It was supposed to be about justice"
 

"When you're dealing with the devil...don't."

"You're a big fucker, wher'ed you come from."
 

"Order my motherfuckin' food!"
 

"Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food!"

"You're an incredible flake, but that's a gift. See, guys spend half their lives trying to invent something like that"

"He has brown hair -- all over his body!"

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

"Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them out."
 

"You're not evil, you're just really dirty."

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

"There's not enough runway." "There will be."

"I am a business man....I do a lot of business with your superiors.""Is that a threat."

"There's not enough runway. There will be."

"Are the flowers blooming in Houston?"

"Sure - I just don't think our tits are up to it"
 

"It wont turn over! It wont turn over!"
 

"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation."

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

"Adios chief, drop us a card from hell"
 

"Your mother called me a fuckup? When?"

"Where are you?" "In the can." "Oh ok I'll wait."
 

"Well, look at the bright side - now we out-number him three to one."
 

"Kids? Where are those little shitheads?"
 

"Well you two boys can fuck right off." "Ma'am?" "You heard me."
 

"Do you have any idea, any idea, what would happen if you were found?"
 

"Quite frankly, anything with a cunt, confounds me."
 

"Hey, you watch your ass." "It's not my ass that I'm worried about."
 

"Well, I think honour was served."
 

Sorry, The quote I gave from Maybe baby was not widely released.

Open season
 

"Do you get headaches? I get such bad, bad headaches."

"Well it was a horrible thing. Let's just put it behind us, and enjoy our weekend."

"But you, you tried to oil me up and that is not cool."

"No, no. I don't live here. I'm here for the ladies"
 

"Man, that watch is so hot, its smokin'"

"The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college."
 

"I haven't been so happy since my son visited me at Christmas."

"Stay there and don't molest anything."
 

"With numbers, truth and beauty are the same thing."

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

"But there's only one opening night, and anybody who matters is gonna be there."

"Our only conflict is whether we ambush the 6 o'clock news, or hold up for primetime."

"No matter how hard it is, we have to remain focused on the details."

"Always look for a silver lining in the cloud."

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John P. Pytlak, Senior Technical Specialist
Worldwide Technical Services, Entertainment Imaging
Research Labs, Building 69, Room 7525A
Rochester, New York, 14650-1922 USA
Tel: +1 585 477 5325 Cell: +1 585 781 4036 Fax: +1 585 722 7243
e-mail: john.pytlak@kodak.com
Web site: http://www.kodak.com/go/motion

"It's almost like it was bitten off by some enormous beast."

"_____, you're probably wondering why I asked to stop by and see you today."

"When the investors fly in, I would like for them each to be met by a limo."

"All right then, fine. You want evidence? I'll get you evidence."

"Take your stick and your boyfriend and go find a bus to catch."

- "Where do you want contestant number 3?"
- "Just leave it there."

-"It feels like the end of the world is coming..."
-"...and I will be the cause of it!"
 

"Guess I'll take my shot now! Sure hope I make it quick so I can get home in time to smack my wife..."

 

"You.....have a serious wardrobe problem"

 

"Eighteen hours ago, we lost a chopper carrying a cabinet minister and his aid in this charming little country."

"Hey kids, get out from under that woman's dress."
 

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If a quote remains unanswered for 48 hours (according to this forum's clock), then anyone may post the next quote.

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"I think they're mistaking my kindness for weakness."
 

"Yes. He said Aunt Maggie was a real bitch and got what she deserved."
 

"you people voted for Hubert Humphrey. And you killed Jesus."
 

"That is not an audience, that is plaster! An audience is made up of people. People who live and breathe."
 

"I wouldn't wish that on a broke-dick dog."

"Dancing?!? Dancing is vulgar!!"
 

"Somebody's weekend hobby is going to get us back to that lab!"
 

"I don't have to take this shit from you, I hear it every day from the lawyers, the media, and the scumbags out on the streets! And you know something? You don't sound a whole lot different than them!!"

"What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?"
 

-- "Maybe that's where they get that saying: Can't win 'em all"
-- "That's a good point, _____. They do have that saying."

I know my lines -- I just don't know what order they come in.

You want this? You want this? This is what you want? Allright
 

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If a quote remains unanswered for 48 hours (according to this forum's clock), then anyone may post the next quote.

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"Give in to the beauty of your feelings and say the words."

 

"Well, all in all, that was a pretty crappy day at sea, wasn't it boys?"

"My whole life is 'have-to'"
 

"I want you to remember this moment, the way it could have gone, and didn't

"How do you like your steak, bitch?"

"You know, some of the greatest inventors of all time started as complete hopeless failures too."

"As the King's royal assistant, I am the official checker of the new things to be checked."

Be careful who you trust, don't take any wooden nickles.
 

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If a quote remains unanswered for 48 hours (according to this forum's clock), then anyone may post the next quote.

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"I don't think it's fair. I've driven everything on wheels in my life and never had a mishap."

 

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata: hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with the stick."

"Some mistakes, I guess, we never stop paying for."

O.K. O.K so you got issues, look you won'y even know I'm here.
 

"I spanked you as a baby -- I'll spank you now, bitch!"

 

"I really like the band 'nsync. My favorite member is Harpo."

-"What killer?"
--"Don't you watch the news?"
-"I hate that fu**in show."

"It's impossible. You'll never make it. Never make it. Ever make it. Never make it. Never make it. You'll never make it, ever. Don't you see? You can't make it."

At the time, I was bald with a beard, no moustache, and I had a different nose, so if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.

"Peace! I will stop your mouth."

"Are you OK in there, _____? I'm back with the toilet paper you needed."

"I'm tellin' you Big Daddy, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV a lot more often."

-- "He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?
-- Uh uh. Well, twice."

"Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary."

 

"Your uncle molests collies"
 

"Why don't you leave the Roosevelt room the way the Roosevelts wanted it?"

 

"It depends on what you thought was right at the time...and then what you're willing to live with"

"Get the stick, Get the stick. Ha Ha I'm smarter

 

EDIT: Apparently Gilbert Grape was incorrect.

"I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous."

"Say, Buddy, did you see a real bright light?"
 

Anyone else know this one? The poster claims that it is not from Jurassic Park.
 

"Are you driving with your eyes open or are you, like, using the force?"

"How do you like that? He gets laid more dead than I do alive!"

-- What happens when the whistle blows in 5 minutes?
-- Uh, I get a timeout?
-- Everyone goes to lunch!!

-You have wings? I don't have wings.
-Of course not, your a boy.

 

--- "The Dark Crystal"

"I would rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend".

"Velma from Scooby-Doo. She was cool. She was a hip, hip lady."

Air bag's a little slow, but thats what these tests are for.

 

"I am Tetsuo"
 

Both of these quotes are from the same film. They are not back to back lines, but I am providing them both to make up for any vagueness that one might have on its own.

"She never sleeps."
"I wanted you more than anything."

"If I could do this to someone I love, just think of what I could do to someone I hate"
 

"I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous."

"Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?"
 

"Everyone I know has a big butt."
 

"Rise and fuckin' shine, asshole."
 

"And now it's a shabbat callah cutter, right?"
 

"I don't know shit about shit, but I do know right from wrong!"

"What've we got: Mothballs -- corn syrup -- ammonia. What's for dinner?"

"Our scars have power to remind us that the past is real."

"I do know one thing: If the sea gives you an opportunity, you take it."

 

"Someone up there must be really upset with someone down here."

"There's nothin' like a cruise to clean the sand out of your wicket, aye?"

"You gonna hug me and tell me how much you missed me? Or are you gonna shoot me?"

"Doesn't look like you'll attend that hat convention this year!"
 

"Baby, you're so fine. I wanna pour milk on you & make you part of my complete breakfast."
 

"I don't know whether to shake your hand, or to kiss it."

Some delagate you've got there. Isn't a little past his bedtime?

THAT'LL BE 4 BUCKS BABY. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

"OK, Chapter 6 of the training manual: Unarmed assailant, frontal attack. Begin!"

"I should have known that I was the only one who could handle a crisis. Do you want your money back, too?"

"What did that guy say at the Hall of Presidents? Oh, yeah. Um, 'Welcome to the Hall of Presidents'."

 

"I was painting murals and womanizing in peace when you came along."

"Nice to mole you...meet you! nice to meet you, mole!"

"I am a business man....I do a lot of business with your superiors.""Is that a threat."

 

In Bananza Loren Green had 3 kids by three diferrent wives and all three wives died. What the fuck was he the kiss of death or something.

 

what do you think the tempreture is? One
 

"Tell me, dearest: Are you planning on bathing this week?"

"I think it's time for you to put a squeeze on your chat box."