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Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 12-31-2002, 06:02 PM:

You have to see this page from the Landover Baptist Church to believe it...

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1202/twotowers.html

LMFAO!!! [sex]

Posted by Ken McFall (Member # 845) on 12-31-2002, 06:26 PM:

The sad thing is that rubbish like this is presented in the name of God!!

Well if this is the sort of thing any 'God' would support then I'm glad to be outside his 'chosen' circle. I may rot in hell but at least I won't have to spend eternity with a bunch of hypocrites!!

Happy New Year to you all [Smile]

Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 12-31-2002, 06:36 PM:

I should point out that the entire site is a joke. Click on some of the links - they're a hoot! Like this one...

http://www.fullgospelranch.com/home.html

I like the line in the Two Towers article that states that "Most young English boys try it anywhere from once to 15,000 times and are done with it.."

Well, they got that right! [Big Grin]

Posted by Ken McFall (Member # 845) on 12-31-2002, 06:49 PM:

Well there I am with egg on my face.... I stress it is only egg!!

However, Mathew how do you know "Most young English boys try it anywhere from once to 15,000 times and are done with it.."

I'm no where near 15,000 times.... yet!!

as for me being 'Done with it'...

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-31-2002, 08:08 PM:

That page is hilarious!

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-31-2002, 09:49 PM:

One thing that I love to read at Landover Baptist is the real emails that they have received. Those people are sadly funny. This comes from a kid who grew up in a Baptist church that screamed about smoking, dancing, drinking, playing pool, gambling, sex, and anything else that they thought would get them more 'offerings'. Other than the money family in the church, none of the original families go there anymore. I think that a couple of the 'letters to the editor' came from someone that I know here.

Landover Baptist is funny. I read it every month, and look forward to it.

Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 12-31-2002, 10:06 PM:

This site is put out by the folks behind Betty Bowers.com (America's Best Christian), and, I think it is connected to the Onion. Great stuff! LOL!

The sad thing is this stuff pretty much parrots the truly hideous stuff from Rev. Phelps (www.godhatesfags.com). This site reads like a spoof, but incredibly, is the real deal.

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 12-31-2002, 10:43 PM:

That is too funny. [thumbsup]