Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Googlisms

This is topic Googlisms in forum Film-Yak at Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
https://ft-forum.com/ft/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=001618

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-07-2003, 07:04 PM:

filmguard is not for use in checked luggage!

Go to this page here

and type in just about anything you want.

Type in "Simplex" and you'll get, among others:

"simplex is the most devastating manifestation of herpes simplex infection"

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 01-07-2003, 08:28 PM:

film-tech is an online resource for film cleaning products

[Big Grin]

edwards cinemas is concerned about the quality of your movie

[dlp]

dlp is revolutionizing video projection
dlp is a technology developed by texas instruments designed to provide sharper images
dlp is fuzzy
dlp is the first and largest national fraternity aimed at homosexual and bisexual men [Eek!]

dude where's my car is like cotton candy [Confused]

olpin is obviously several steps ahead of me [Wink]

olpin is to buy a million pound penthouse apartment with outstanding views [thumbsup]

Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 01-07-2003, 09:17 PM:

joe redifer is a white dude
joe redifer is one crazy white boy

35mm film is that 70mm film has 5 sprocket holes per frame
35mm film is to turn the film horizontally and make each frame 8 sprocket holes wide
35mm film is $5 per file
35mm film is a great way to get very high
35mm film is less than an inch across
35mm film is about 23mm by 36mm across the long way

imax is jurassic park
imax is one of the few theaters in the world that offers a spectacular flat screen
imax is the pot smoker's shangri

70mm is really 65mm wide
70mm is approximately 3 times smaller than imax/omnimax
70mm is obsolete since 35mm now has digital sound
70mm is still 70mm no matter how good is it
70mm is 35mm doubled

titanic is great and i love you on the vagina

backstreet boys is having a baby
backstreet boys is like witnessing a traffic accident
backstreet boys is made up of 5 guys named nick

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 01-07-2003, 10:05 PM:

panavision is committed to continuously developing our digital imaging system in close collaboration with our clients
panavision is not liable for any loss of profits

cinemascope is fine for snakes and coffins
cinemascope is usually reserved for hollywood epics about famous white people
cinemascope is lost on tv

cinemark is coca
cinemark is planning for a completely wireless ticketing system that would accommodate cellular telephones
cinemark is not owned by philip anschutz

thx is simply another movie sound format
thx is not a sound format
thx is like the good housekeeping seal of approval
thx is becoming sexually aware
thx is an important worker and so he is sent to prison where he is punished by police androids and the people who observe him

widescreen is lost on some viewers who have complained
widescreen is produced by chopping off the top and bottom of the captured image
widescreen is that format that gives you big black spaces at the top and bottom of the screen
widescreen is for close up money shots

Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 01-07-2003, 10:23 PM:

filmguard is available in two sizes -- It is?
filmguard is extremely quick and easy to use -- It is!

procyk is a veteran of the royal canadian mounted police [Smile]

procyk is an it manager working on personnel database applications for prudential’s us consumers group [Confused]

procyk is eager to share that secret with more of us [eyes]

procyk is a graduate assistant at florida atlantic university working on his master's in sociology -- Not this Procyk, but my brother!! (well, about 2 years ago. He got his masters already)

brad miller is one of our state’s most skilled and reliable leaders for clean air and water (and FILM!)
brad miller is very lucky that he doesn't have a shattered jaw right now
brad miller is a creative force to be reckoned with
brad miller is playing some tough basketball right now

digital projection is also inferior to the traditional method [thumbsup]

digital projection is going to happen – everyone in this room knows it [Mad]

digital projection is still too immature to bet on as a technology

=TMP=

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 01-07-2003, 10:23 PM:

rachel is a 22 (YES!)
rachel is handcuffed (Maybe:))
rachel is a very happy (sometimes)
rachel is working with her advisor (I usually am!)
rachel is home to over 400 adults and children of all ages (hmm)
rachel is undergoing hectic training to acclimatize her with the harsh conditions of the north pole (Sure, why not?)
rachel is pinup (YES!)
rachel is a very cool person (define cool)
rachel is at your service (Always)

brad miller is 97 (Man, I thought you were younger then that!)
brad miller is your inspector (Really?)
brad miller is a 6 (On a scale of 1-10?)
brad miller is on (On What?????)
brad miller is very lucky that he doesn't have a shattered jaw right now (What did you do this time?)
brad miller is a banger around the basket (uh???)
brad miller is moving your corpuscles (What does that mean?)

evans criswell is his name (I already knew that one)

bob maar is (Is what????)

christopher santapaola is a chemistry major at salem state college (One of my best friends, and yes, this is him! Also a very very VERY quiet FT member...WITH A PICTURE!)

sean mckinnon is backstage right now with some words for his match tonight (I don't understand, I thought he was a theater manager?!?!)

So confused!!!

confused is an understatement
confused is the word
confused is a very simple movie
confused is human
confused is not buddhism
confused is the feeling i feel in my heart
confused is not a state of mind
confused is hell

Posted by Brad Haven (Member # 954) on 01-08-2003, 05:50 AM:

brad is pleased to announce that he is courting an attractive girlie pig called ginger ??
brad is fresh and tasty ( yes !)
brad is such a hottie ( most definitely !) < me, not that miller guy!

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 01-08-2003, 09:02 AM:

michael brown is delivered he will be buried in pompéia
michael brown is a dirty but articulate bum from the streets of
northern new jersey.
michael brown is approaching his 45th anniversary of seamanship. [Eek!]

michael brown is it's queen. [Frown]

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-08-2003, 09:13 AM:

Using my Sunday name

richard vaughan is also likely to be one of the main contenders in the man's event [Cool]

richard vaughan is hot favourite welsh badminton duo
richard vaughan is used to having tricky first rounds [thumbsup]

Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 01-08-2003, 09:18 AM:

dick is so big [Eek!]

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 01-08-2003, 01:04 PM:

brain wrap is when the film gets tangled up before it goes into the projector
brain wrap is a film catastrophe that occurs when the film wraps around the center

mark marshall is the ringer who holds the world record for the number of church bell peals rung in a year with a staggering 209
mark marshall is the man to call for scores
mark marshall is a class act
mark marshall is even higher than me
mark marshall is your contact

exton pa is run by members of egyptian islamic jihad (really???)

Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 01-08-2003, 02:34 PM:

For the heck of it, I tried names of theatres in my area, and got this:

regal hollywood 18 is an ass theater

I wonder what algorithm is being used here. There should be much more out there than that. I wonder where that came from.

If I leave "Regal" off, I get this:

hollywood 18 is showing a sneak preview of "jay and silent bob strike back" and i'm so looking forward to seeing this
hollywood 18 is an ass theater
hollywood 18 is sponsoring fun for kids beginning at noon today at regal

I tried the old name "Hollywood 16":

hollywood 16 is located off of the bypass (probably another town)
hollywood 16 is now hollywood 18 (gee, I knew that)

carmike 8 is the only reason anyone who isn?t carrying a pocketful of wic checks goes there anymore

progressive scan is a very expensive hdtv feature that emulates film
progressive scan is not the same as 16
progressive scan is definitely the coolest technology until they come out with something better
progressive scan is when the manufacturer is "cheating" and really just tossing away a field and duplicating
progressive scan is shown to be grainy and cloudy

interlaced is also known as progressive scan

technicolor is so distinctive that i often play a game with myself

vistavision is one of the director's laziest pictures
vistavision is only 8 perfs wide
vistavision is the former uses an anamorphic compression during filming where the latter uses spherical lenses
vistavision is a pretty heady experience

1.85:1 is not animorphic widescreen
1.85:1 is optimally matched to this power plant
1.85:1 is not necessarily the same in two adjacent movies
1.85:1 is also known as 16:9

adjustable masking is well under way
adjustable masking is present on this screen

(Now I know the above two phrases appear on my hsvmovies.com site, but why didn't some of the other items cause phrases from there to be displayed? What gives?)

tobey maguire is now a man in tights

ben affleck is still the horny little dud he's always been

Posted by Sam Hunter (Member # 1119) on 01-08-2003, 02:58 PM:

sam hunter is described as a “machine”
sam hunter is a successful yuppie living in santa barbara
sam hunter is the creator of the proverbial challenge
chuck norris is another one of those "110%" people
chuck norris is one of hollywood's definite good guys
chuck norris is not contactable through this website
george lucas is the ed wood of our day [eyes]

george lucas is batman
popcorn is the answer"

assholes is a q3a mod designed to give experienced players new challenges and reward
movie projectors is an efficient light valve

Posted by German Marin (Member # 918) on 01-08-2003, 03:17 PM:

Googlism for: german

german is it?
german is it=wie deutsch ist es by abish
german is incomprehensible
german is dedicated to helping
german is one of the oldest programs in german in the united states
german is
german is "die arschlochkarte ziehen" which means "to draw the arsehole?s card"
german is spoken by more than 100 million people in germany

OMG! I think that isn't me!

marin is a prize treasure for
marin is speaking
marin is due west over san pablo bay from contra costa county
marin is located on san pablo bay directly across the bay from
marin is a leading expert in international
marin is a prize treasure for republicans
marin is one of our top programers and machinist
marin is a christ
marin is your center for positive

It is fun!

Googlism for: googlism

googlism is
googlism is working now

LOL

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 01-08-2003, 03:27 PM:

German, in German it is actually not "die Arschlochkarte ziehen (to draw the arsehole card)", but just "die Arschkarte ziehen (to draw the arsecard)". It means if something bad happens to you, especially when you are in a group and you are the only one to whom it happens.

Posted by Dan Lyons (Member # 1454) on 01-09-2003, 02:47 AM:

Got some nice results here:

dan lyons is a campaigner with uncaged campaigns
dan lyons is a graduate and phd researcher from the university of sheffield and specialises in bioethics and politics
dan lyons is an olympian and 1986 world champion in rowing
dan lyons is one of the leading critics of xenotransplantation in the uk
dan lyons is a phd researcher into the ethics of xenotransplantation

Posted by Tristan Lane (Member # 1169) on 01-09-2003, 02:49 AM:

shiznit- is going on here? ya poopbags
shiznit- is good but its a load of crap
shiznit- is an advanced visualization program that displays grpahics that dance to the music playing on your pc

beeotch- is goin down
beeotch- is pork
beeotch- is word like nothing has ever been word before

orc- is the market leader in designing and implementing expatriate compensation strategies
orc- is bad guy that looks and acts like a deformed human
orc- is finished
orc- is unable to do anything else this turn as he is too far away to attack the handgunner
orc- is reminding me of my nice ring in my the lord of the rings avatar

Posted by Dan Lyons (Member # 1454) on 01-09-2003, 02:57 AM:

rko is on the brink of closure
rko is the biggest boost
rko is famous for its "globe and radio tower" logo

fox is about to reassure us hens
fox is pushing the case
fox is going on
fox is more plentiful
fox is in the ratings hunt

paramount is the transexual goddess
paramount is shutting down
paramount is sending their nazis
paramount is a whodunit with weather
paramount is america's
paramount is treating us like idiots

dreamworks is no disney
dreamworks is present in almost every category
dreamworks is coming right at you

warner brothers is a major dvd conspirator
warner brothers is doing is just wrong