Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: The Insulting Name Generator

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Posted by Steven Pickles (Member # 785) on 01-09-2003, 08:34 PM:

The Insulting Name Generator

It is silly but good for a quick laugh... check it out. My name is Semenquaffer Pissknickers.

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-09-2003, 08:45 PM:

Slutmonkey Slapfuck here. Nice to meet you Pissknickers!

Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 01-09-2003, 09:31 PM:

Goatsexanus Radishballs is what I got.

Posted by Kara J. McVay (Member # 1285) on 01-09-2003, 10:07 PM:

Fucktard Scurvydog reporting in...

Posted by David Favel (Member # 1125) on 01-09-2003, 10:26 PM:

Val Doonican's lovechild Rider of a female camel

How did they know?

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 01-09-2003, 10:28 PM:

Site traffic is going to go way up with all these nice keywords. [Smile]

Posted by Joshua Lott (Member # 240) on 01-09-2003, 11:24 PM:

Jesusfreak Humungousbottom

What is a Humungousbottom?

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 01-09-2003, 11:28 PM:

Humungousbottom = Lard Ass

By the way my name is Widdlemouth Paraplegickicker.

Posted by Paul Turner (Member # 832) on 01-09-2003, 11:47 PM:

Paraplegickicker Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker, is what they call me. Oddly enough this really is my grandmother's maiden name. What are the chances . . . . ?

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-10-2003, 01:11 AM:

Brachiosaur Essence of sheer vile, at your service! [Cool]

Posted by Christopher Santapaola (Member # 1015) on 01-10-2003, 02:15 AM:

I am Horsefather Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker aparently. (Looks a little familar though I can place from where oh ya look up.)

Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 01-10-2003, 03:52 AM:

Horsefather Foolyfoolyfooly

Simple and concise.

Posted by Jacob Huber (Member # 1138) on 01-10-2003, 03:57 AM:

Brachiosaur Chubchoppler is what they call me. BTW, what's a Chubchoppler [Confused]

Posted by James R. Hammonds, Jr (Member # 673) on 01-10-2003, 04:25 AM:

James Hammonds = Extra-chromosome-special Bumfluffmonkeywhore
James R. Hammonds Jr. = Jesusfreak Bumfluffmonkeywhore
Jimmy Cinnamon Roll = Mommylover Chihuahuasmoker

Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 01-10-2003, 04:32 AM:

Paraplegickicker Extra-chromosome-special

Huh?????

Posted by Christopher Duvall (Member # 284) on 01-10-2003, 05:02 AM:

Christopher Duvall = Horsefather Odious and unpleasant child
Chris Duvall = Gherkinpenis Odious and unpleasant child

Somebody has WAY too much time on their hands...then again, I checked out the site. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Lionel Fouillen (Member # 1475) on 01-10-2003, 06:28 AM:

Lionel Fouillen -> Odious and unpleasant child Bumnibbler

[Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2003, 08:09 AM:

If you call me Robert then you are speaking to: Bottybiter Llamawacker

However, Call me Bob, you can call me,Chuck Norris.

Anyone want an autograph? [Wink]

Posted by Barry Floyd (Member # 385) on 01-10-2003, 08:52 AM:

Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Bumfluffmonkeywhore...

Try to fit THAT on a drivers license.

What's the deal with Zebra's??

Posted by Ken Lackner (Member # 1002) on 01-10-2003, 09:57 AM:

Gherkinpenis Llamawhacker

Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 01-10-2003, 06:27 PM:

Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Gherkinpenis

Sound like coordinates for a Vietnam strike of napalm [evil]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 01-10-2003, 06:49 PM:

At least I have an extra chromosome and am not missing one, right?

Rachel Gilardi = Extra-chromosome-special Gingerminge
Chipper = Chubchoppler (Hey, I LIKE IT, catchy!!!)

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-10-2003, 07:26 PM:

Chjortnik Bumnibbler -or-

Valdoonican'slovechild Essence of sheer vile

...when I run my name through the Mormon Name Generator elswhere on that Web site, then use the Insulting Name Generator on the "Mormonized" result (Jadon Arville).

Try running a projector or lamphouse make and model through the generator for a laugh (First name=Make; Last Name=Model). Which make do you prefer... Sissychomper or Lentilburps? [Smile]

Posted by David Favel (Member # 1125) on 01-10-2003, 10:42 PM:

Congratulations, you've been Mormonised! Now you too can walk the Utah streets and feel absolutely at home within their social framework. Acceptance from the Mormon community is yours. We hope it makes your life a better one.

Your Mormon name is:

DavidO Carvel

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-10-2003, 11:23 PM:

quote:
Which make do you prefer... Sissychomper or Lentilburps?

Actually I prefer the Republican Paraplegickicker (Known in Europe as the Labialips Odious and unpleasant child) or Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Poobrain...

There's also the wonderful Rider of a female camel Valdoonican's lovechild...

-Aaron

Posted by Bill Mantz (Member # 754) on 01-10-2003, 11:28 PM:

I Got Widdlemouth Paintedjezebel
I don't find it insulting I don't even know what it means

Posted by Rick Long (Member # 213) on 01-11-2003, 12:53 AM:

Sir, there's a Mr. "Paraplegickicker Slutmonkey" on the phone. Says he's responding to an emergency page you made.

[ 01-11-2003, 01:00 AM: Message edited by: Rick Long ]

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 01-11-2003, 03:48 PM:

Goatsexanus Poobrain

How spooky that is my nickname.

Try www.mydjname.com to give yourself a DJ Name

Posted by Jacob Huber (Member # 1138) on 01-12-2003, 02:35 AM:

Mormon Name: Jocoby Houser
DJ Name: DJ Jazzbuca
DJ Mormon Name: DJ Jellyfeltz
Mormon DJ Name: AureJudd Jacade
DJ Mormon DJ Name: DJ Armando Needlefluff

I think that's enough [Smile]

Posted by Dennis Atkinson (Member # 345) on 01-12-2003, 07:59 AM:

Gherkinpenis Goatsexanus

I'm so proud!

Posted by Richard C. Wolfe (Member # 431) on 01-12-2003, 05:22 PM:

Brachiosaur Tammywobble

Sounds like a lame dinosaur.

Posted by Chris Markiewicz (Member # 1415) on 01-12-2003, 08:13 PM:

Hi there!
Gherkinpenis Mankdick here. I run a genuine Horsefather Slapfuck projector.

Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 01-12-2003, 09:31 PM:

I typed in BX80 Brenkert. The insult was very nasty.

Posted by Ken Lackner (Member # 1002) on 01-12-2003, 11:14 PM:

quote:
I typed in BX80 Brenkert. The insult was very nasty.

ROFLMAO,PP!!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-13-2003, 02:28 PM:

It's way too easy on a Christie P35GP...

Posted by Ken Lackner (Member # 1002) on 01-13-2003, 02:43 PM:

Simplex Millenium = Odious and unpleasant child Pumpkinpenis

Granted, the Millenium isn't the best projector out there, but I don't think it's that bad!

Big Sky Platter = Zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker Pigdeepthroater

Hmmm...I think I could agree with that one. [Big Grin]

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-14-2003, 07:15 PM:

Chjortnik Widdlemouth here. How rude! That just leaves a bad taste in my mouth. [puke]

Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 01-14-2003, 10:09 PM:

Nate Lehrke: Cuntbucket Paraplegickicker
Nathan Lehrke: Penisbreath Paraplegickicker

Wow, I feel so insulted. [thumbsdown]