Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Murder by Testicles

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Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-29-2003, 03:24 PM:

Bet that got yer attention.

Take a look at
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/2703355.stm

Ouch! [Eek!]

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 01-29-2003, 03:27 PM:

First degree murder ... well, isn't that just a kick in the nuts.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-29-2003, 03:56 PM:

Dick,

Caption under the picture.

"The victem died instantly from a kick to the groin."

If he had been a "Martini" drinker he most likely would have survived a knee in the groin. [Smile]

Posted by Andrew Lee (Member # 1330) on 01-29-2003, 05:48 PM:

Dick, should it not be a boot to the bollocks?

Are you free this week for a pint?
[beer]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-29-2003, 06:13 PM:

"Neurogenic shock"? Most know a man can bleed to death very quickly from a stab wound to the testicles. But I never thought the pain from getting a knee to the groin could kill you!

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 01-29-2003, 07:42 PM:

I read an article where a man at a strip club had his ball busted by a stripper. He was laying down while she was doing her dance then she thrusted her butt into his groin. Damaging his ball. He went to the doctors office a day later because of the pain. Doctor said his ball had to be removed. It also turned out he had testicular cancer. He is suing the strip club.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 01-29-2003, 10:11 PM:

I would think, then, that going to the strip club that night saved his life!

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 01-30-2003, 02:34 AM:

I hope the hospital he went to didn't employ this doctor...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-30-2003, 05:27 PM:

Funny report. I suppose more creedence should be given to the saying "its not the size of the instrument but how it is used."

Back to the painful testicle humor.

A couple years back some friends of mine were witness to a horrific water skiing accident at Lake Lawtonka. One of their buddies was doing skiing stunts behind the boat. He tried to do one of those 360 degree spins while ski jumping through the wave of a boat wake. Somehow he got hung up in the handle line and the rope rat-tailed across his trunks as he wiped out.

When his buddies pulled him into the boat there was all this blood running down his leg. And then they saw one of his testicles, bare outside of the sack, dangling down on his leg attached only by what looked like spaghetti. Numerous screams followed. [Eek!]

The doctors got the fellow sewed back up and he was alright.