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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2003, 10:25 PM:
Ok Boys and Girls, time for another 3-Word Game!
Create and continue a story by only posting three words at a time.
Do not post more than 3 words, your signature, or make any other comments so it will read smoothly.
I'll start it off...
It was a
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-04-2003, 10:26 PM:
really dumb game
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-04-2003, 10:51 PM:
without a doubt,
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-04-2003, 11:15 PM:
nobody could stand
Posted by Matt Hale (Member # 1518) on 05-05-2003, 12:21 AM:
waiting for the
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-05-2003, 12:26 AM:
stupid game's end!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 12:30 AM:
Except, of course,
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-05-2003, 12:35 AM:
there was one
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 12:37 AM:
by Daryl that
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-05-2003, 12:39 AM:
didn't give a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 12:41 AM:
intelligent post that
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-05-2003, 12:42 AM:
didn't make sense
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-05-2003, 01:22 AM:
to anyone except
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-05-2003, 01:32 AM:
me! But I
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 01:41 AM:
love Daryl and
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 05-05-2003, 01:46 AM:
he is my
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-05-2003, 02:05 AM:
silly little thing
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-05-2003, 02:28 AM:
. But enough about
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-05-2003, 03:10 AM:
him, how about
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-05-2003, 04:17 AM:
that big sexy
Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 05-05-2003, 05:23 AM:
motorcycle mamma called
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-05-2003, 07:40 AM:
Xenon, Princess warrior.
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-05-2003, 08:11 AM:
She once had
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-05-2003, 09:29 AM:
a really big
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-05-2003, 01:36 PM:
book about lesbian
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 01:41 PM:
men who didn't
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-05-2003, 01:41 PM:
realize what the
Posted by Don E. Nelson (Member # 1049) on 05-05-2003, 02:14 PM:
takeup reel was
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-05-2003, 02:17 PM:
so they threw
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 02:33 PM:
in a sample
Posted by Claude S. Ayakawa (Member # 1401) on 05-05-2003, 02:52 PM:
animated short subject
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-05-2003, 02:58 PM:
which required the
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-05-2003, 03:11 PM:
approval of Phil
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-05-2003, 03:11 PM:
and others. So
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 03:27 PM:
Daryl could smell
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-05-2003, 03:28 PM:
the handwriting on
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 05-05-2003, 03:34 PM:
the freeze-dried meat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 03:39 PM:
from contented cows
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-05-2003, 03:40 PM:
who were also
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-05-2003, 03:47 PM:
quite dead. How
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-05-2003, 03:49 PM:
snot got there,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 03:57 PM:
is anyone's guess
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-05-2003, 04:10 PM:
but my suspicions
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-05-2003, 04:19 PM:
point towards Brad.
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-05-2003, 04:31 PM:
Of course, Brad
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-05-2003, 04:48 PM:
would like to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 05:12 PM:
smack anyone who
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-05-2003, 05:22 PM:
even suggests that
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-05-2003, 05:24 PM:
dresses make him
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 06:50 PM:
look fat. But,
Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 05-05-2003, 07:18 PM:
due to circumcisions
Posted by John Westlund (Member # 913) on 05-05-2003, 07:24 PM:
beyond my control
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 05-05-2003, 07:57 PM:
pictures of Brad
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-05-2003, 08:06 PM:
are completely unavailable.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-05-2003, 08:21 PM:
As a substitute,
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-05-2003, 08:28 PM:
at great expense,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 08:33 PM:
we are offering
Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 05-05-2003, 08:38 PM:
A BIG REWARD
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-05-2003, 08:40 PM:
Phil Hills House
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 08:55 PM:
But you must
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-05-2003, 09:22 PM:
close this thread
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-05-2003, 09:28 PM:
or face certain
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 09:49 PM:
consequences that are
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-05-2003, 09:56 PM:
too terrible to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 09:57 PM:
mention. Meanwhile back
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-05-2003, 09:58 PM:
at Phil's Sex
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-05-2003, 10:00 PM:
the pink berber
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-05-2003, 10:14 PM:
carpet was stained
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2003, 10:37 PM:
by a young
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 05-05-2003, 11:50 PM:
bit of jailbait
Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 05-06-2003, 12:24 AM:
THAT WE WISH
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-06-2003, 01:07 AM:
would drop charges
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 01:08 AM:
so we could
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-06-2003, 01:38 AM:
all have some
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-06-2003, 01:44 AM:
Chick-fil-A on Sunday.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 01:46 AM:
But nobody likes
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-06-2003, 01:47 AM:
Chick-Fil-A over in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-06-2003, 02:23 AM:
China. They like
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-06-2003, 02:30 AM:
Asian food. "Yuck!"
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 02:51 AM:
If chick-Fil-A wasn't
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 05-06-2003, 04:02 AM:
using soylent green
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 04:36 AM:
Someone would complain
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 05-06-2003, 04:46 AM:
it didnt taste
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 05:36 AM:
good while driving
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-06-2003, 05:44 AM:
a red firetruck
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-06-2003, 07:15 AM:
driven by hero's
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-06-2003, 08:41 AM:
of Colonel Hogan
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 09:50 AM:
and his faithful
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-06-2003, 10:01 AM:
minions of projectionists
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 10:19 AM:
Who boldly go
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 10:27 AM:
where no man
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-06-2003, 10:42 AM:
does film right.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 10:57 AM:
In the land
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-06-2003, 11:05 AM:
of careless people
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 11:26 AM:
who provide a
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-06-2003, 11:43 AM:
great tasting popcorn
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-06-2003, 11:48 AM:
made of feces!
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 01:12 PM:
and cheese topping
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-06-2003, 01:21 PM:
because cheese rocks!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 01:25 PM:
Without a doubt
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-06-2003, 01:35 PM:
I prefer Jack.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-06-2003, 02:11 PM:
He does film
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 02:38 PM:
right every time!
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-06-2003, 03:47 PM:
But up in
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-06-2003, 03:48 PM:
my crotchless panties
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 04:05 PM:
made of Chick-fil-A
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 04:17 PM:
there exists a
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 05-06-2003, 04:22 PM:
Don Brue Chert
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 05:03 PM:
who likes to
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-06-2003, 05:13 PM:
run around with
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 05-06-2003, 05:35 PM:
the other kids
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-06-2003, 05:39 PM:
poop filled diapers
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 06:08 PM:
while adjusting the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-06-2003, 06:10 PM:
carbon trim on
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 06:12 PM:
The crotch of
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 06:12 PM:
his bulging shorts
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-06-2003, 06:20 PM:
. The penguin said,
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-06-2003, 06:25 PM:
"I wish I
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-06-2003, 06:26 PM:
had a bigger
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-06-2003, 06:42 PM:
wings so that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 06:50 PM:
I could fly
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 06:57 PM:
far far away
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-06-2003, 06:57 PM:
to the land
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 07:04 PM:
of the jolly
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 07:21 PM:
green giant booger
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 07:34 PM:
called Seymour. He
Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 05-06-2003, 08:19 PM:
Barfed on Me
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-06-2003, 08:20 PM:
after eating my
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-06-2003, 08:21 PM:
old buttered popcorn
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-06-2003, 08:46 PM:
on my dog
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-06-2003, 09:00 PM:
. But enough about
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 09:29 PM:
old Brad Miller
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-06-2003, 10:04 PM:
and his huge
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-06-2003, 10:06 PM:
crappy Christie platter
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 10:11 PM:
that sucks ass!
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-06-2003, 10:15 PM:
He knows change-overs
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-06-2003, 10:19 PM:
but ELFs are
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-06-2003, 10:20 PM:
ten times better
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-06-2003, 11:00 PM:
for ruining film.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-06-2003, 11:04 PM:
And those carbons
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-06-2003, 11:12 PM:
are quite painful
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-06-2003, 11:26 PM:
when inserted up
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-06-2003, 11:49 PM:
the nose with
Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 05-07-2003, 12:06 AM:
a red hot
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-07-2003, 12:14 AM:
sharp fireplace poker.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 03:32 AM:
But someone must
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 05:49 AM:
endure the pain
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 05:51 AM:
so we'll all
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-07-2003, 06:09 AM:
kick the bucket
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-07-2003, 08:25 AM:
that's about to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 09:04 AM:
fall through the
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-07-2003, 09:52 AM:
bottom of my
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 10:14 AM:
relocated toilet that
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 05-07-2003, 10:14 AM:
needed to move
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-07-2003, 10:38 AM:
6 damn inches
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-07-2003, 10:43 AM:
. Meanwhile, SpyKids 3D
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 11:00 AM:
shot digitally using
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 11:02 AM:
technology that will
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 11:09 AM:
look like a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-07-2003, 11:16 AM:
leap into the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 11:35 AM:
deep dark abyss
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-07-2003, 12:15 PM:
(also known as)
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-07-2003, 01:10 PM:
DLP projected through
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-07-2003, 01:24 PM:
the glass darkly.
Posted by Ray Faultless (Member # 903) on 05-07-2003, 02:09 PM:
only to splatter
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-07-2003, 03:03 PM:
all over the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-07-2003, 03:13 PM:
patron's who were
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 03:14 PM:
extremely slimey and
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-07-2003, 03:17 PM:
smelly from the
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-07-2003, 03:37 PM:
mucus spewed out
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-07-2003, 03:38 PM:
from Michael's Ass!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 03:52 PM:
No need to
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-07-2003, 04:25 PM:
wipe his ass
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 05-07-2003, 04:33 PM:
,but then again
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 05:01 PM:
it would be
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 05:23 PM:
better than seeing
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-07-2003, 05:26 PM:
the leftover chunks
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 05:32 PM:
of moldy Fresca
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2003, 05:36 PM:
stuck on the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-07-2003, 06:42 PM:
walls of the
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-07-2003, 07:01 PM:
film handler's lounge.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 07:08 PM:
Mother always said
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2003, 07:22 PM:
early to bed,
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-07-2003, 07:55 PM:
catches the worm,
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-07-2003, 08:01 PM:
but I don't
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-07-2003, 08:19 PM:
think thats right
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-07-2003, 10:41 PM:
In fact I
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2003, 11:06 PM:
had a tapeworm
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-07-2003, 11:30 PM:
named George Tapemore
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-08-2003, 01:11 AM:
that was sixteen
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 01:19 AM:
feet long. I
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 05-08-2003, 02:05 AM:
loved my worm
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-08-2003, 02:39 AM:
He was purple
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 03:05 AM:
and orange and
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-08-2003, 03:25 AM:
looked kind of
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-08-2003, 03:34 AM:
funny, like Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 03:35 AM:
Or! Dufus Daryl!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-08-2003, 03:50 AM:
playing with his
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-08-2003, 04:32 AM:
little Barbie doll
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 04:47 AM:
...his transgender Barbie...
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-08-2003, 05:44 AM:
who smells like
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-08-2003, 05:46 AM:
Teen Spirit becuase
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 06:51 AM:
Nirvana made Ken
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-08-2003, 08:28 AM:
cute in his
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-08-2003, 08:45 AM:
pink bunny suit
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 08:47 AM:
with very floppy
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-08-2003, 09:35 AM:
private parts! Also,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-08-2003, 09:49 AM:
I hear they
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 11:02 AM:
have had lots
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-08-2003, 11:04 AM:
leftover cinematour pictures
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 11:06 AM:
from many previous
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-08-2003, 11:44 AM:
theaters who got
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 12:21 PM:
Kurt's In Bloom
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 01:12 PM:
on the day
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-08-2003, 01:37 PM:
that Rachel lost
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 01:38 PM:
her binkie that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 01:41 PM:
she had for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 01:44 PM:
oral gratification since
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 01:46 PM:
was 15. Now
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-08-2003, 01:46 PM:
she uses Don's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 01:47 PM:
"binker". The one
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 01:49 PM:
Rachel's cute Dalmation
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 02:28 PM:
uses for a
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 02:34 PM:
bone and chews
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-08-2003, 02:35 PM:
until it is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 02:51 PM:
forever damaged and
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2003, 02:55 PM:
then buries it
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 03:15 PM:
where the sun
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 03:26 PM:
doesn't ever shine.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-08-2003, 05:24 PM:
Yesterday at Alpha-Beta
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2003, 06:00 PM:
while gently squeezing
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 06:04 PM:
the Charmin, I
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-08-2003, 06:12 PM:
came upon a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 06:26 PM:
midnight dreary, while
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-08-2003, 07:01 PM:
Brad jerked his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 07:03 PM:
weenie, here I
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-08-2003, 07:36 PM:
stood and farted
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-08-2003, 07:49 PM:
,spoiled the milk
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2003, 09:25 PM:
and broken-hearted, came
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-08-2003, 09:25 PM:
It sounded like
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-08-2003, 11:05 PM:
a projector buzzing
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-08-2003, 11:39 PM:
irritatingly. Speaking of
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-09-2003, 12:02 AM:
experiencing a buzz,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 12:57 AM:
whatssssup? Whatttsssuuuup? 'Suuups-uuuup?
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 05-09-2003, 04:35 AM:
being drunk again
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-09-2003, 06:51 AM:
I don't drink
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-09-2003, 07:03 AM:
before eleven o'clock
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-09-2003, 11:02 AM:
or after 11:02
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 12:36 PM:
I do however
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-09-2003, 12:39 PM:
snort massive amounts
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-09-2003, 12:42 PM:
of California dust
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-09-2003, 12:44 PM:
from the inside
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 12:46 PM:
of my best
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-09-2003, 12:48 PM:
jock strap. The
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 12:56 PM:
thing is really
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-09-2003, 12:57 PM:
massive, unlike Don's
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-09-2003, 01:13 PM:
small but experienced
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-09-2003, 01:16 PM:
tongue and nose
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-09-2003, 01:16 PM:
that make good
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 01:17 PM:
on promises of
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-09-2003, 01:17 PM:
waves of pleasure
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 02:45 PM:
while acting out
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-09-2003, 03:29 PM:
the fantasy of
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-09-2003, 03:50 PM:
firecely intense oral
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-09-2003, 04:19 PM:
B toothbrushes crammed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 04:25 PM:
sideways in his
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-09-2003, 04:50 PM:
rusty crank case.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 05:04 PM:
Speaking of rusty
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-09-2003, 05:10 PM:
can severely limit
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 05:16 PM:
the output of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 05:28 PM:
his crank. Meanwhile,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2003, 05:35 PM:
back at the
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-09-2003, 06:05 PM:
life creating juices
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-09-2003, 06:56 PM:
known as Don's
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 05-09-2003, 07:26 PM:
special potion formula
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-09-2003, 08:14 PM:
fish were crawling
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2003, 08:14 PM:
outta the red
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-09-2003, 08:50 PM:
thingamadoogle o'eryonder nexta
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 05-09-2003, 10:08 PM:
Matthew's Lego projector
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-09-2003, 10:28 PM:
under the Millenium
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-09-2003, 11:20 PM:
dome nobody wanted,
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-10-2003, 12:46 AM:
in London England.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 04:05 AM:
But all were
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-10-2003, 04:09 AM:
thinkin'bout hurry'nup'n just
Posted by Ray Faultless (Member # 903) on 05-10-2003, 05:03 AM:
getting something to
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-10-2003, 05:10 AM:
stop this lame
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-10-2003, 05:24 AM:
postcount padding thread.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 05:39 AM:
But! I've only
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2003, 06:31 AM:
mixed one martini
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 06:48 AM:
at 7am. Now
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 05-10-2003, 10:28 AM:
drink this before
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-10-2003, 12:07 PM:
I kill your
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 05-10-2003, 12:19 PM:
pet goldfish named
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 12:25 PM:
Binkie who moved
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-10-2003, 01:29 PM:
to Bakersfield California
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2003, 02:20 PM:
poor buddy binkie
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 03:56 PM:
he had a
Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 05-10-2003, 05:40 PM:
really nice time
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 07:07 PM:
shopping at K-Mart
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-10-2003, 07:09 PM:
for fine wine
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-10-2003, 07:10 PM:
and cheap beer
Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 05-10-2003, 07:47 PM:
to mix with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 07:55 PM:
Maar's martini punch.
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 08:25 PM:
Meanwhile, back at
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 09:24 PM:
the ranch, Rachel
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-10-2003, 09:26 PM:
lost her binkie
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-10-2003, 09:32 PM:
in a tragic
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 09:36 PM:
tricycle accident. She
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 09:54 PM:
skimmed her knee
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-10-2003, 09:56 PM:
and bruised her
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 10:04 PM:
binkie and her
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 10:14 PM:
cuckoo clock went
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 10:27 PM:
backwards for more
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-10-2003, 10:30 PM:
widdershins type fun.
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 10:34 PM:
But for a
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 10:46 PM:
while she looked
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-10-2003, 10:58 PM:
like she was
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 11:07 PM:
dripping from a
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-10-2003, 11:19 PM:
great big juicy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2003, 11:28 PM:
squashed caterpillar that
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-10-2003, 11:58 PM:
morphed into a
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 12:07 AM:
tin of Spam (tm).
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2003, 12:24 AM:
Back at Phil's
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-11-2003, 12:27 AM:
he was eagerly
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-11-2003, 12:35 AM:
awaiting the arrival
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 12:36 AM:
of his new
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2003, 12:36 AM:
binkie from Rachel
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 12:56 AM:
but it had
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-11-2003, 01:05 AM:
evaporated into a
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-11-2003, 01:19 AM:
puddle of filmguard
Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 05-11-2003, 01:52 AM:
which stuck to
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2003, 02:29 AM:
his mouth. Struggling
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-11-2003, 02:44 AM:
violently, Chipper nearly
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-11-2003, 02:59 AM:
broke the projector
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 05-11-2003, 03:08 AM:
that would always
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2003, 03:14 AM:
start misframed, even
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2003, 03:27 AM:
when threaded properly.
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-11-2003, 04:01 AM:
Baloney, misframes are
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2003, 04:07 AM:
not operator errors
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-11-2003, 04:25 AM:
but rather it
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-11-2003, 04:38 AM:
was caused by
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-11-2003, 04:49 AM:
a manager error.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 05:17 AM:
Sheena Easton says
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-11-2003, 10:29 AM:
that babies should
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-11-2003, 11:00 AM:
never be fathered
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-11-2003, 11:02 AM:
by a projectionist
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 05-11-2003, 11:52 AM:
schooled in the
Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 05-11-2003, 12:59 PM:
ancient art of
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-11-2003, 02:44 PM:
Film Done Wrong
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-11-2003, 04:27 PM:
and given Brad
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 06:16 PM:
practices safe film
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-11-2003, 06:22 PM:
threading with his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2003, 06:25 PM:
latex gloves on
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 06:39 PM:
and rubber binkie
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-11-2003, 06:59 PM:
inserted in his
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-11-2003, 07:59 PM:
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
...let's not discuss
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2003, 08:03 PM:
his tiny condom
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 09:37 PM:
he borrowed from
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2003, 09:44 PM:
Daryl. I was
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-11-2003, 10:00 PM:
shocked at how
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-11-2003, 10:10 PM:
much extra space
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-11-2003, 10:20 PM:
there was after
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-12-2003, 02:53 AM:
threading up the
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-12-2003, 03:45 AM:
toasted ham sandwich
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-12-2003, 07:42 AM:
on rye with
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-12-2003, 07:46 AM:
lettuce, tomato and
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-12-2003, 08:09 AM:
thousand island dressing
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-12-2003, 08:55 AM:
dripping from the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-12-2003, 09:22 AM:
projection port window
Posted by Matthew Nock (Member # 1575) on 05-12-2003, 09:47 AM:
like some bodily
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2003, 11:26 AM:
fluid that has
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-12-2003, 12:48 PM:
been pent up
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-12-2003, 12:52 PM:
from an old
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 01:04 PM:
1958 horror movie
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2003, 01:05 PM:
that clearly was
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-12-2003, 01:06 PM:
out of fluid.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 01:27 PM:
Then, "The Blob"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2003, 01:48 PM:
squeezed through the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 02:02 PM:
open port into
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-12-2003, 02:13 PM:
the ships head
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-12-2003, 02:21 PM:
oozing into screaming
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 02:44 PM:
crowds of young
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-12-2003, 02:52 PM:
nubile blondes with
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-12-2003, 03:12 PM:
manbreasts. In horror
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 03:16 PM:
brassiere manufacturers quickly
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2003, 03:18 PM:
released the manziere.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2003, 03:35 PM:
Boys found underwire
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-12-2003, 03:50 PM:
cross your heart
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-12-2003, 04:23 PM:
to crotch undergarments
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-12-2003, 04:27 PM:
suddenly too confining
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2003, 04:35 PM:
to be practicle.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-12-2003, 04:45 PM:
Suddenly the film
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2003, 05:42 PM:
burst into flame
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-12-2003, 07:01 PM:
with a "phbbtptbbpt"
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-12-2003, 07:16 PM:
and the projector
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2003, 07:47 PM:
fell over dead!
Posted by Christopher Santapaola (Member # 1015) on 05-12-2003, 08:01 PM:
pinning Don beneath
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-12-2003, 08:04 PM:
Rachel's massive bosom
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-12-2003, 08:08 PM:
, and he died
Posted by Christopher Santapaola (Member # 1015) on 05-12-2003, 08:08 PM:
a happy man!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-12-2003, 08:37 PM:
God, rest you
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-12-2003, 08:51 PM:
merry gentlemen of
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-12-2003, 09:59 PM:
bratness who is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-12-2003, 11:16 PM:
going to be
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-13-2003, 12:37 AM:
phiggidy phat yo
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-13-2003, 12:46 AM:
those aren't words
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-13-2003, 03:08 AM:
unless you consider
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2003, 04:14 AM:
Brad's lame definition
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 05-13-2003, 04:15 AM:
correct ebonic pronunciation
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2003, 04:44 AM:
of FilmGuard, which
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-13-2003, 04:48 AM:
which sounds like
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-13-2003, 07:08 AM:
your fly is
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-13-2003, 08:16 AM:
in the soup
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-13-2003, 08:57 AM:
practicing his backstroke.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-13-2003, 09:22 AM:
Before you eat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-13-2003, 09:27 AM:
any six-legged
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-13-2003, 11:48 AM:
franticlly swimming creatures,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-13-2003, 11:54 AM:
always check with
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-13-2003, 11:54 AM:
the concessionist, who
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-13-2003, 12:03 PM:
will wink and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-13-2003, 12:10 PM:
blow a kiss
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-13-2003, 12:18 PM:
while screaming my
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-13-2003, 12:21 PM:
secret to the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-13-2003, 12:40 PM:
Matron on duty
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-13-2003, 12:51 PM:
in the men's
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-13-2003, 12:55 PM:
lavatory. Why is
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-13-2003, 01:04 PM:
Bea Arthur working
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-13-2003, 01:09 PM:
up a sweat
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-13-2003, 01:20 PM:
while cleaning someone's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-13-2003, 01:29 PM:
long lost love
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-13-2003, 02:02 PM:
from years gone
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-13-2003, 02:11 PM:
in the old
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-13-2003, 03:18 PM:
time rock & roll
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-13-2003, 03:54 PM:
revival that was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-13-2003, 04:10 PM:
just to good
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-13-2003, 04:54 PM:
so it had
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-13-2003, 05:18 PM:
to be remade
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-13-2003, 06:56 PM:
into a Dixie
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-13-2003, 07:00 PM:
cup with pretty
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-13-2003, 08:36 PM:
maiden's all in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2003, 08:41 PM:
row printed around
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-13-2003, 08:45 PM:
the top. Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-13-2003, 10:40 PM:
is a dick
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2003, 10:43 PM:
and Rachel is
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-13-2003, 11:49 PM:
lactose intolerant. Cheese
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-14-2003, 12:22 AM:
me no likey
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-14-2003, 01:11 AM:
picking on Rachel
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-14-2003, 01:12 AM:
because Don loves
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-14-2003, 01:14 AM:
her very much.
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 05-14-2003, 01:31 AM:
Too bad he
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-14-2003, 01:56 AM:
is so far
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-14-2003, 02:15 AM:
off the scale
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 05:41 AM:
he broke it.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 05-14-2003, 05:49 AM:
Yet it always
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 06:13 AM:
mends itself whole
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-14-2003, 06:13 AM:
from broken parts
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 06:15 AM:
made all dirty
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 06:35 AM:
then washed in
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 06:58 AM:
DUZ, making them
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-14-2003, 07:27 AM:
smell so funky
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 07:30 AM:
like dirty diapers
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 07:31 AM:
and springtime fresh!
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-14-2003, 07:35 AM:
But anyways, how
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 08:04 AM:
can Ian call
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-14-2003, 08:21 AM:
that 900 number
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-14-2003, 08:31 AM:
when his phone
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-14-2003, 10:05 AM:
has 900 blocking
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-14-2003, 10:23 AM:
to protect Ian's
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-14-2003, 10:49 AM:
sensitive pelvic region
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 12:00 PM:
and pornographic mind
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-14-2003, 12:03 PM:
from the ravages
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-14-2003, 12:27 PM:
of CPI dealers.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-14-2003, 12:39 PM:
Now for the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-14-2003, 12:43 PM:
real inside story
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-14-2003, 12:47 PM:
BOB MAAR IS
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-14-2003, 12:50 PM:
on the wagon!
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-14-2003, 12:53 PM:
Doctors told him
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-14-2003, 12:54 PM:
he's been taking
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-14-2003, 12:57 PM:
enough C2H5OH to
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-14-2003, 01:12 PM:
kill a moose
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-14-2003, 01:30 PM:
AND a bear
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 02:35 PM:
Billy Batson is
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-14-2003, 03:00 PM:
nobody I know.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-14-2003, 03:06 PM:
But now that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-14-2003, 04:02 PM:
his name has
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 05:40 PM:
been changed to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-14-2003, 05:41 PM:
the artist formally
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 07:13 PM:
called Captain Marvel
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-14-2003, 07:44 PM:
nobody can remember
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-14-2003, 07:48 PM:
who the hell
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2003, 08:05 PM:
I remember "Shazam"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-14-2003, 08:52 PM:
from the silent
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-15-2003, 01:20 AM:
John Pytlak links
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 05-15-2003, 02:27 AM:
kept secret by
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 02:42 AM:
"Babes" AKA Binkie
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2003, 06:09 AM:
binkie winkie puddin'
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-15-2003, 08:27 AM:
on the hits
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-15-2003, 12:18 PM:
(like mob hits)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2003, 12:25 PM:
get your gat
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-15-2003, 12:32 PM:
and bust a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 12:52 PM:
cat. The End.
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-15-2003, 01:44 PM:
Or IS it??
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-15-2003, 03:19 PM:
only the shadow
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-15-2003, 04:39 PM:
knows what really
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-15-2003, 04:57 PM:
turns Aaron on.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 05:11 PM:
Yeah, and it's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-15-2003, 05:33 PM:
not politically correct.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 06:26 PM:
F*ck Political Correct
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-15-2003, 06:30 PM:
and anyone who
Posted by Joe Morris (Member # 1553) on 05-15-2003, 07:07 PM:
doubts me. What
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-15-2003, 08:58 PM:
would possess someone
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-15-2003, 08:59 PM:
to continue posting
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-15-2003, 09:00 PM:
after Don farts?
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2003, 09:01 PM:
because my ass
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2003, 10:02 PM:
looks fat in
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-15-2003, 10:18 PM:
very tight polyester
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-15-2003, 11:06 PM:
that's so gross!
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-15-2003, 11:08 PM:
I can hardly
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-15-2003, 11:16 PM:
imagine Scott Neff's
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-15-2003, 11:29 PM:
addiction to Chick-Fil-A
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2003, 06:04 AM:
that's Scott Sniffs
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-16-2003, 11:42 AM:
down below the
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-16-2003, 12:14 PM:
proverbial bible belt
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2003, 12:16 PM:
where God-fearing
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-16-2003, 12:18 PM:
exhibitor auditors fear
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-16-2003, 12:18 PM:
inbred redneck crackers
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-16-2003, 12:27 PM:
who eat large
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-16-2003, 12:48 PM:
Mackerel Sniffing Felines
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2003, 12:52 PM:
scratching for a
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-16-2003, 12:52 PM:
jalapeño and a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2003, 01:45 PM:
piece of cheese.
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-16-2003, 02:02 PM:
What the heck
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2003, 02:26 PM:
is that thing
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2003, 02:37 PM:
an Enron type
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-16-2003, 02:58 PM:
of retirement plan?
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-16-2003, 03:00 PM:
Or just a
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-16-2003, 03:07 PM:
bad excuse for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2003, 03:09 PM:
spending money on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-16-2003, 03:11 PM:
drugs and hookers?
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 05-16-2003, 05:42 PM:
Speaking of fun
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2003, 05:47 PM:
New York Women
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-16-2003, 06:42 PM:
do not compare
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2003, 07:28 PM:
with those from
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-16-2003, 08:08 PM:
Bob's AA group.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-16-2003, 09:00 PM:
AA tows cars
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 05-16-2003, 10:32 PM:
when alcoholics finish
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-16-2003, 11:04 PM:
bottles of clear
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-16-2003, 11:58 PM:
original formula XeKote
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2003, 12:00 AM:
or Beefeater gin
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-17-2003, 12:24 AM:
mixed with FilmGuard
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-17-2003, 12:31 AM:
Film-Guard is tasty
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-17-2003, 12:40 AM:
to Bruce McGee
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-17-2003, 12:44 AM:
on the rocks
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2003, 02:27 AM:
or chilled to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-17-2003, 12:46 PM:
perfection. Which brings
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-17-2003, 02:15 PM:
a delicious drink
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-17-2003, 03:48 PM:
in my belly.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-17-2003, 05:58 PM:
You know who
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-17-2003, 09:44 PM:
those people who
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2003, 10:05 PM:
knows those people
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-17-2003, 10:18 PM:
who are friends
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-17-2003, 10:35 PM:
of one who
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-18-2003, 01:34 AM:
can't remember what
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-18-2003, 02:13 AM:
I was saying...
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-18-2003, 02:30 AM:
something about this
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-18-2003, 01:26 PM:
is starting to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-18-2003, 04:57 PM:
make me ![[puke]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-18-2003, 05:43 PM:
from stirred martinis.
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-18-2003, 06:07 PM:
This is getting
Posted by Ray Faultless (Member # 903) on 05-18-2003, 06:19 PM:
way past a
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-18-2003, 06:32 PM:
silly joke thread
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 05-18-2003, 06:38 PM:
and into the
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-18-2003, 06:40 PM:
wasteland known as
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-18-2003, 07:31 PM:
Film-Yak on
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-18-2003, 11:53 PM:
the good ship
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-19-2003, 01:12 AM:
lollipop...........mmmmmmm cherries.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-19-2003, 01:30 AM:
Speaking of cherries,
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-19-2003, 01:37 AM:
I once knew
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-19-2003, 01:44 AM:
a "professional" girl
Posted by Brian Zeisler (Member # 1333) on 05-19-2003, 01:48 AM:
who knew how
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-19-2003, 02:32 AM:
to tie cherry
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2003, 02:55 AM:
stem with her
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2003, 07:35 AM:
long thin tongue
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-19-2003, 11:08 AM:
while lacing up
[ 05-19-2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Clint Koch ]
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-19-2003, 06:07 PM:
a strap on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-19-2003, 06:09 PM:
a see through
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 05-19-2003, 06:22 PM:
wicked, naughty boy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-19-2003, 06:40 PM:
whose name was
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-19-2003, 06:43 PM:
Aaron and he
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-19-2003, 10:04 PM:
thought Rachel was
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-19-2003, 11:53 PM:
needing new pictures
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2003, 12:41 AM:
but not really.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-20-2003, 12:49 AM:
Rachel sent Brad
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2003, 12:53 AM:
another nasty note
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-20-2003, 12:59 AM:
written with pink
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2003, 01:05 AM:
PINK! Better not
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-20-2003, 01:21 AM:
be in Eastmancolor
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 05-20-2003, 02:14 AM:
or else it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2003, 06:25 AM:
might explode and
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-20-2003, 06:29 AM:
make big snotboogers
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-20-2003, 09:09 AM:
,the kind that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2003, 10:00 AM:
choke its maker
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 12:37 PM:
while sipping martinis.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 12:38 PM:
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-20-2003, 12:48 PM:
One day Bob
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2003, 12:48 PM:
will drink'em dry
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-20-2003, 01:00 PM:
Becoming Super Maartiniman!
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-20-2003, 01:02 PM:
But until then,
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-20-2003, 01:15 PM:
who will save
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 02:30 PM:
the projection booth
Posted by Chris Markiewicz (Member # 1415) on 05-20-2003, 02:38 PM:
from the wrath
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2003, 03:28 PM:
of Kahn Redifer
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-20-2003, 03:50 PM:
who morphs into
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 04:14 PM:
, amazingly enough Mr.
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 05-20-2003, 05:28 PM:
HondaMan. He leaps
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 05:55 PM:
from the balcony
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2003, 08:31 PM:
then splats on
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-20-2003, 09:42 PM:
the hood of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2003, 10:26 PM:
the bright shiney
Posted by Chris Markiewicz (Member # 1415) on 05-20-2003, 10:31 PM:
Wienermobile that was
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-20-2003, 10:33 PM:
once an Accord
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-20-2003, 10:37 PM:
or was it
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-20-2003, 10:44 PM:
something more akin
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-21-2003, 03:19 AM:
to a Gremlin??
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-21-2003, 05:54 AM:
a Gremlin named
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-21-2003, 08:46 AM:
Gizmo, a Mogwai
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-21-2003, 10:12 AM:
film container who
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2003, 11:12 AM:
couldn't control the
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-21-2003, 12:03 PM:
molecular sieves that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-21-2003, 12:11 PM:
leaked from his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2003, 01:28 PM:
profusely large gland
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-21-2003, 02:07 PM:
and adsorbed hydrolyzed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2003, 02:35 PM:
materials from the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-21-2003, 03:08 PM:
improperly stored nitrate
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2003, 03:16 PM:
film stock that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-21-2003, 04:27 PM:
could feed millions
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-21-2003, 04:33 PM:
of salad lovers.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-21-2003, 05:38 PM:
"I love bacon,"
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2003, 05:38 PM:
said the very
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-21-2003, 06:02 PM:
happy dog, wagging
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 05-21-2003, 06:08 PM:
his "you know
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-21-2003, 06:32 PM:
who" all over
Posted by Chris Markiewicz (Member # 1415) on 05-21-2003, 06:42 PM:
the rapt audience
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-21-2003, 08:14 PM:
of curious onlookers.
Posted by Tristan Lane (Member # 1169) on 05-21-2003, 09:56 PM:
"Stop!" Said the
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 05-21-2003, 11:00 PM:
satanic dog catcher,
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-22-2003, 12:21 AM:
you may cause
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 12:48 AM:
the Devil Dog
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-22-2003, 01:02 AM:
to hump your
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-22-2003, 01:26 AM:
best friend's goldfish
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 01:33 AM:
and octopus. But
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-22-2003, 01:57 AM:
then Phil stuck
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-22-2003, 10:31 AM:
his tongue inside
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-22-2003, 10:31 AM:
unwaxed dental floss
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-22-2003, 11:00 AM:
stronger than polyester
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 11:57 AM:
film. Did you
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-22-2003, 12:37 PM:
know Polly and
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-22-2003, 12:41 PM:
her best friend
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-22-2003, 12:45 PM:
Esther were seen
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-22-2003, 12:46 PM:
in the background
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 01:01 PM:
of the newest
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-22-2003, 01:57 PM:
NC-17 Rated film
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-22-2003, 02:25 PM:
or maybe X
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-22-2003, 02:36 PM:
2. They licked
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 02:49 PM:
the best part
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-22-2003, 03:11 PM:
when they acted
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 03:27 PM:
out the scene
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 04:07 PM:
with whipped-cream and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 04:30 PM:
a cherry on
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-22-2003, 05:04 PM:
fire. My weiner-dog
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 05:06 PM:
has a big
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-22-2003, 05:10 PM:
bone and he
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 05:12 PM:
likes to chew
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-22-2003, 05:15 PM:
on it and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-22-2003, 05:47 PM:
then give it
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-22-2003, 06:38 PM:
a very vigorous
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 06:44 PM:
rubbing to make
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-22-2003, 07:08 PM:
Phil envious of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 07:17 PM:
Brad's lack of
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-22-2003, 07:21 PM:
rollers to interlock
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-22-2003, 07:22 PM:
and projectionist skills
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-22-2003, 07:29 PM:
when confronted with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2003, 07:35 PM:
a professional, like
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-22-2003, 09:09 PM:
Mr. M-i-c-k-e-y M-o-u-s-e
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-22-2003, 10:34 PM:
Disney's fearsome trademark
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 05-22-2003, 11:04 PM:
is quite pornographic
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 05-22-2003, 11:22 PM:
under dimly lit
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2003, 07:05 AM:
moth balls, that
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-23-2003, 08:25 AM:
glow when used
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-23-2003, 09:23 AM:
as anal beads.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-23-2003, 10:42 AM:
But naphthalene spheres
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-23-2003, 10:46 AM:
plopped into kerosene
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-23-2003, 10:51 AM:
and Jet A1
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-23-2003, 10:54 AM:
fuel arouse Phil
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-23-2003, 11:09 AM:
as flamed moths
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2003, 11:47 AM:
danced around his
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-23-2003, 01:03 PM:
Ya Ya Sisterhood
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-23-2003, 01:08 PM:
flame dancers. Now
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2003, 01:57 PM:
we all know
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2003, 03:05 PM:
will do Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-23-2003, 04:12 PM:
and tickle Bob
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2003, 04:19 PM:
if Brad will
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2003, 05:32 PM:
bend over and
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 05-24-2003, 04:15 AM:
take it up
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-24-2003, 04:50 AM:
without letting it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2003, 09:57 AM:
all hang out
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-24-2003, 02:03 PM:
of his unmentionables
Posted by Daniel Fuentz (Member # 1684) on 05-24-2003, 11:16 PM:
washed in Calgon
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-24-2003, 11:36 PM:
and Simplex oil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-25-2003, 08:53 AM:
stir and drink
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-25-2003, 11:54 AM:
before it becomes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-25-2003, 03:59 PM:
Phil's last joke.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-25-2003, 05:20 PM:
Phil's farts stink
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2003, 05:50 PM:
like Brad's old
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-25-2003, 06:57 PM:
trash. Phil also
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-25-2003, 06:59 PM:
walks around nude
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-25-2003, 07:58 PM:
in the booth
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-25-2003, 10:59 PM:
while onlookers say
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-25-2003, 11:21 PM:
Damn! That looks
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-25-2003, 11:25 PM:
pretty damn small.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2003, 11:50 PM:
Still, Daryl envies
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2003, 12:03 AM:
Phil's Transformer costume
Posted by Tristan Lane (Member # 1169) on 05-26-2003, 12:25 AM:
made out of
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-26-2003, 12:28 AM:
simulator ride seats.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 01:10 AM:
Cuz Daryl likes
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-26-2003, 01:13 AM:
to annoy Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 01:19 AM:
and sniff used
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-26-2003, 01:23 AM:
and ground polymers
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 01:25 AM:
from Brad's and
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-26-2003, 02:44 AM:
Joe Redifier's admittance
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-26-2003, 09:06 AM:
that he uses
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-26-2003, 11:01 AM:
California Grown Sensemia
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-26-2003, 12:38 PM:
with California cheese.
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-26-2003, 01:12 PM:
Frumundah the gut!
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-26-2003, 03:06 PM:
On Ritz crackers...
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-26-2003, 03:10 PM:
dipped in Gin
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-26-2003, 04:01 PM:
and whispered vermouth
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2003, 05:29 PM:
is Phil's favorite
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-26-2003, 05:52 PM:
suppository. Next week
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 05:59 PM:
Brad will strip
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2003, 06:00 PM:
a sound rack
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 06:10 PM:
while nude and
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2003, 06:11 PM:
hiding from Phil's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2003, 06:32 PM:
ex, who Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2003, 06:35 PM:
finds grotesquely ugly.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-26-2003, 07:05 PM:
All the while
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-26-2003, 07:58 PM:
Back at the
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-26-2003, 08:04 PM:
sex den Brad
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-26-2003, 10:44 PM:
and his nubile
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-26-2003, 11:44 PM:
Plastic Inflatible Doll,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-27-2003, 12:35 AM:
which he named
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-27-2003, 03:49 AM:
"The Big One",
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-27-2003, 03:52 AM:
after the famous
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-27-2003, 04:02 AM:
Players theater chain
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-27-2003, 04:10 AM:
and Phil's large
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-27-2003, 04:16 AM:
obsession with himself
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-27-2003, 04:46 AM:
and Daryl's little
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-27-2003, 05:55 AM:
pinky was crushed
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-27-2003, 07:31 AM:
beyond recognition when
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-27-2003, 07:59 AM:
Phil picked Daryl's
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-27-2003, 10:07 AM:
nose and licked
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-27-2003, 10:09 AM:
it clean, Yum
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-29-2003, 02:30 PM:
he said gleefully
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-29-2003, 04:34 PM:
"Watch me take
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-29-2003, 08:15 PM:
the whole thing
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-29-2003, 08:35 PM:
straight up my
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-29-2003, 11:39 PM:
[expletive deleted] until
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 03:28 AM:
it blows! Phil
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 05-30-2003, 03:34 AM:
is a wimp
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 03:37 AM:
to behold. His
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 03:50 AM:
raunchy counterpart Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 03:51 AM:
stole Rachel's binkie
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 03:52 AM:
so she kicked
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 03:54 AM:
Phil's private parts
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-30-2003, 04:53 AM:
to the car
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 05:54 AM:
which was located
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-30-2003, 08:00 AM:
in an oasis
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-30-2003, 11:00 AM:
just south of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 11:17 AM:
his Hollywood Driveway
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-30-2003, 01:07 PM:
which had the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-30-2003, 01:45 PM:
stains left from
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 01:53 PM:
Michael's arrival in
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 02:33 PM:
Phils bedroom where
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 02:34 PM:
Phil showed Michael
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 02:39 PM:
nude Brad pictures.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-30-2003, 02:42 PM:
Disgusted, Michael left
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 02:47 PM:
to visit Don
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-30-2003, 02:49 PM:
but found Rachel
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-30-2003, 02:50 PM:
all binkied out
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-30-2003, 02:53 PM:
and ready for
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 02:54 PM:
Michael to leave
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-30-2003, 02:57 PM:
something in her
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 03:00 PM:
so Don could
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 03:59 PM:
have Phil alone
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-30-2003, 04:13 PM:
without the monkey
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-30-2003, 04:17 PM:
shines that go
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 04:40 PM:
on with Bob.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 04:49 PM:
Back to Phil,
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 05:02 PM:
his very perverted
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 05:50 PM:
like Benny Hill.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 05:53 PM:
who is dead.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 06:05 PM:
and can't enjoy
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 06:10 PM:
Phil's sick twisted
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 06:14 PM:
and witty humor.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 06:17 PM:
Just you wait
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 06:35 PM:
till Phil's gone
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-30-2003, 06:52 PM:
eating his burger's
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 07:28 PM:
while his pussy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 07:47 PM:
cat is Bar-B-Q'd
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 07:49 PM:
just like Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 07:54 PM:
('s) lower intestine, later
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 08:49 PM:
Rachel ate it.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 09:02 PM:
Phil wants Paul
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 09:27 PM:
to show him
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 09:30 PM:
Rachel's and Brad's
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 09:45 PM:
intermittent sprockets. Josh
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-30-2003, 10:28 PM:
ran from Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 10:30 PM:
when he saw
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2003, 11:01 PM:
Brad's lower sprocket.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-30-2003, 11:50 PM:
Why would Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 12:13 AM:
ever trust Rachel?
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-31-2003, 12:16 AM:
Because she's sweet!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 12:29 AM:
Lies, lies, lies
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-31-2003, 12:49 AM:
and more lies
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-31-2003, 02:07 AM:
and half truths
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-31-2003, 02:14 AM:
and two smoking
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 02:32 AM:
joints. Then Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 02:41 AM:
slapped Phil after
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 05-31-2003, 07:05 AM:
he gave him
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 07:29 AM:
a bad dose
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-31-2003, 08:31 AM:
of his own
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-31-2003, 12:17 PM:
Ritalin tablets. Then
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 12:34 PM:
Brad slapped Phil
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 05-31-2003, 01:14 PM:
and he fell
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 02:12 PM:
crying like a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 02:28 PM:
Banshee, kicking Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 02:30 PM:
but missing completely.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 04:01 PM:
his vital spots
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 04:26 PM:
except his crotch.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 04:38 PM:
Bob cheated on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 04:51 PM:
Brad and his
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 04:53 PM:
3 word game
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 04:55 PM:
posts. So Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 04:57 PM:
said "hey Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 04:58 PM:
you are sexy".
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-31-2003, 07:17 PM:
Phil's ugly ass
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 08:06 PM:
,as Rachel knows,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 08:26 PM:
only Phil finds
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 05-31-2003, 08:29 PM:
his ex attractive,
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 09:55 PM:
even though Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 10:03 PM:
is in love
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-31-2003, 10:05 PM:
with Bob Maar.
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 05-31-2003, 10:13 PM:
Rachel loves Don
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-31-2003, 10:16 PM:
But does she?
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 10:29 PM:
ut-oh!, I smell
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 10:37 PM:
MORE Bull Sh!t!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 10:48 PM:
it sure stinks
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 10:49 PM:
like Brad's old
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-31-2003, 10:51 PM:
multiusage socks that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 10:55 PM:
that Daryl likes
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 10:56 PM:
to say that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 10:57 PM:
Phil is smashed
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 05-31-2003, 10:59 PM:
into little bits
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 11:01 PM:
tiny baby Phil's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 11:09 PM:
...you mean mini-me's!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-31-2003, 11:16 PM:
That that Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 11:31 PM:
Hail, Hail the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-31-2003, 11:32 PM:
gang's all here!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2003, 11:42 PM:
"What the hell...
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-31-2003, 11:58 PM:
do we care
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 12:01 AM:
what the hell...
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 06-01-2003, 12:24 AM:
do we care???
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 12:34 AM:
Ummm....not really!
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 02:22 AM:
And why not?
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-01-2003, 02:58 AM:
Because this sucks.
Posted by Sean McKinnon (Member # 612) on 06-01-2003, 03:07 AM:
sucks real bad
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 06-01-2003, 04:43 AM:
Oh Ooh Ooooh!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 06:30 AM:
It was a
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-01-2003, 07:56 AM:
dark and stormy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 07:58 AM:
night when suddenly
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-01-2003, 11:58 AM:
Don became aroused
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-01-2003, 01:07 PM:
after seeing Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 02:35 PM:
shed his clothes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 03:25 PM:
after Brad did. <--- note the PERIOD!
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 06-01-2003, 03:47 PM:
That's six words!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 03:52 PM:
Phil broke rule
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 03:59 PM:
#1 while Daryl
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-01-2003, 04:10 PM:
played perfectly fair.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 04:14 PM:
"Fair"? Brad's funny
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-01-2003, 04:18 PM:
but 100% serious.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 04:26 PM:
And 10% correct.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 04:27 PM:
I'll Judge that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 04:31 PM:
after 5 martinis.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 04:33 PM:
maybe even Ten
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-01-2003, 05:12 PM:
inches of Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 05:15 PM:
inside of Don
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-01-2003, 05:16 PM:
with Rachel watching!
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 05:17 PM:
Later Phil walked
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-01-2003, 05:18 PM:
away with hemohhroids
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 05:20 PM:
in great pain
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-01-2003, 05:23 PM:
as was deserved.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 05:24 PM:
I'm in2 pain
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 05:24 PM:
for the pleasure
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-01-2003, 05:25 PM:
and orgasmic rush
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 05:29 PM:
when Brad touches
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 06-01-2003, 06:12 PM:
my Jewzomakian Jagon
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 06:19 PM:
and Jagoff again.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-01-2003, 06:29 PM:
Meanwhile, my robot
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 07:19 PM:
posted on Film-Tech
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-01-2003, 07:53 PM:
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-01-2003, 07:55 PM:
Let's throw up, It's out of hand .....Goodnight
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 07:56 PM:
our arms and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 07:59 PM:
read Rule #1.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-01-2003, 10:17 PM:
then we'll decide
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-01-2003, 10:19 PM:
if it's worth
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 10:36 PM:
listening to Bob
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-01-2003, 10:37 PM:
prolonging the misery
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2003, 10:38 PM:
of Brad and
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-01-2003, 10:45 PM:
Phil's constant commentary
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-01-2003, 11:47 PM:
about that fatass
Posted by John Stewart (Member # 989) on 06-02-2003, 12:22 AM:
-tic blob of
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-02-2003, 01:19 AM:
Phil's buttocks. Tomorrow
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-02-2003, 01:43 AM:
we'll delve into
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-02-2003, 02:05 AM:
more stupid nonsense
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 02:10 AM:
concerning Phil's interests
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 06-02-2003, 02:49 AM:
in nineteen year
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 02:54 AM:
old Scotch. Meanwhile
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-02-2003, 10:49 AM:
at Skywalker Ranch
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-02-2003, 11:21 AM:
R2D2 plugged in
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 11:54 AM:
to a 220v
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-02-2003, 12:11 PM:
and got high
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-02-2003, 12:21 PM:
voltage data that
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 01:15 PM:
Phil used to
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-02-2003, 01:39 PM:
download porn faster
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 02:02 PM:
from Don's WebCam.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 02:27 PM:
Phil got excited
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-02-2003, 02:41 PM:
when he went
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-02-2003, 03:29 PM:
ballistic seeing the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 03:31 PM:
little thing Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 03:41 PM:
saw in Phil's
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 06-02-2003, 04:03 PM:
sugar frosted cerial.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-02-2003, 04:05 PM:
"They're Great" said
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-02-2003, 04:20 PM:
the "Frosted Flake"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 04:31 PM:
aka Daryl. Brad
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-02-2003, 05:55 PM:
later told everyone
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 06:02 PM:
Rachel's large noticeable
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-02-2003, 06:48 PM:
real reel scar
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-02-2003, 07:44 PM:
is almost gone.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-02-2003, 08:44 PM:
She's relieved that
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-02-2003, 09:51 PM:
the ugly mouse
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-02-2003, 09:54 PM:
went back in
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 10:00 PM:
to Phil's dark
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 10:21 PM:
brown anaconda's cage.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2003, 10:23 PM:
With delight, Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2003, 10:44 PM:
watched Brad trying
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 12:54 AM:
to use VI
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-03-2003, 01:20 AM:
in an attempt
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-03-2003, 02:26 AM:
to lengthen his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 02:37 AM:
extremely small, short
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 02:49 AM:
hairy weenie dog.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-03-2003, 11:35 AM:
Brad then decided
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-03-2003, 11:37 AM:
to kick his
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-03-2003, 01:37 PM:
server into gear
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 01:49 PM:
by kicking Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 02:01 PM:
out of Rockwall.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 02:14 PM:
Phil then molested
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 02:23 PM:
the Windows server.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-03-2003, 03:02 PM:
I was gone
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-03-2003, 05:08 PM:
on my mac
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 05:20 PM:
but Phil continued
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 05:54 PM:
negating Brad's slams.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 05:59 PM:
Phil then took
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 06-03-2003, 06:16 PM:
Rachel to Manitowoc
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-03-2003, 07:03 PM:
to see Don
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-03-2003, 07:22 PM:
and the shit
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-03-2003, 07:57 PM:
hit the fan.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 08:40 PM:
When Josh found
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 08:52 PM:
out Phil was
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 08:54 PM:
kicked outta Rockwall!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 08:58 PM:
Phil deserved his
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-03-2003, 09:04 PM:
perfectly Photoshopped physique
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-03-2003, 09:38 PM:
which was a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-03-2003, 09:57 PM:
rip-off of Brad's
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-03-2003, 10:07 PM:
tired old ass.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2003, 10:39 PM:
Rachel asked for
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-04-2003, 12:18 AM:
some assistance with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 12:22 AM:
Bar-B-Q'ing her cat.
Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 06-04-2003, 12:42 AM:
Too bad the
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-04-2003, 01:19 AM:
cat came out
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-04-2003, 01:50 AM:
looking like Phil!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 01:57 AM:
Or Brad! But
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-04-2003, 02:10 AM:
I padded my
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-04-2003, 02:30 AM:
pants like Phil
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-04-2003, 03:33 AM:
-harmonic ochistra members
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 06-04-2003, 04:40 AM:
padding their posts.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2003, 07:14 AM:
The game spread
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-04-2003, 12:57 PM:
womens legs open
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 01:50 PM:
like Daryl's big
Posted by Ray Bernardi (Member # 1615) on 06-04-2003, 01:54 PM:
or rather, huge
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2003, 01:57 PM:
Dick said he
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 02:00 PM:
and his imagination.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-04-2003, 02:04 PM:
But, I digrees.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-04-2003, 03:39 PM:
More appropriately DIGRESS.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2003, 03:55 PM:
or maybe digest,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2003, 06:43 PM:
a pitted olive.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-04-2003, 06:44 PM:
I prefer Manhattans
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2003, 07:22 PM:
That's because you
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-04-2003, 07:43 PM:
have never tasted
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2003, 07:49 PM:
A Beefeater Gin
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-04-2003, 11:32 PM:
mixed with liver
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-04-2003, 11:52 PM:
spots, which are
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-04-2003, 11:54 PM:
really nasty like
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-04-2003, 11:59 PM:
Brad's dirty underwear
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-05-2003, 12:12 AM:
on a hot
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-05-2003, 05:11 AM:
lamphouse without fan
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-05-2003, 07:08 AM:
turned on high.
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-05-2003, 07:46 AM:
Brad's underwear got
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-05-2003, 08:20 AM:
slightly streaked when
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 08:32 AM:
the exhaust fan
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-05-2003, 08:47 AM:
spit tungsten and quartz
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-05-2003, 09:34 AM:
driping down his
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-05-2003, 11:33 AM:
newly installed breast
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-05-2003, 11:34 AM:
implant he got
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-05-2003, 11:46 AM:
screwed by the
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-05-2003, 02:34 PM:
time he was
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 02:34 PM:
seen naked in
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-05-2003, 02:44 PM:
the showest videos
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 02:52 PM:
looking for Daryl.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 06-05-2003, 03:11 PM:
Daryl busied himself
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-05-2003, 09:44 PM:
transforming Phil into
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 09:52 PM:
a 19 Y/O
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-05-2003, 09:54 PM:
female slut from
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 09:58 PM:
Ian's dreams. Then
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-05-2003, 10:07 PM:
Phil took his
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-05-2003, 10:08 PM:
little vienna sausage
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-05-2003, 11:21 PM:
from its can
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-05-2003, 11:47 PM:
and nuked it
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-05-2003, 11:51 PM:
for Aaron to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-06-2003, 01:43 AM:
feed Phil's ferrets
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 02:01 AM:
who didn't like
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-06-2003, 02:25 AM:
to be shoved
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 02:50 AM:
around. Then Brad
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-06-2003, 03:02 AM:
covered in horseradish
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 06-06-2003, 03:37 AM:
kicked Phil's ass.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 03:42 AM:
errrr... meant kissed.
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 06-06-2003, 03:52 AM:
Nope... meant kicked.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 03:54 AM:
Yeah, Right! Then
Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 06-06-2003, 04:02 AM:
my proctologist announced,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 04:04 AM:
roses R4 Daryl.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-06-2003, 05:40 AM:
Phil's kicked ass
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-06-2003, 06:34 AM:
waddled slowly home
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 06:45 AM:
where he plotted
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-06-2003, 08:25 AM:
his own demise
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 09:28 AM:
should he commit
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-06-2003, 09:38 AM:
the ultimate sin
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-06-2003, 11:37 AM:
in Brad. Next
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-06-2003, 12:11 PM:
on 'Jerry Springer',
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-06-2003, 01:00 PM:
'Projectionists and Binkies"
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-06-2003, 01:03 PM:
and people who
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 01:51 PM:
love them. Brad
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-06-2003, 02:04 PM:
watched Phil as
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 02:09 PM:
he picked his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 02:13 PM:
balcony theatre seat.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 02:16 PM:
Then he ate
Posted by Darren Crimmins (Member # 1116) on 06-06-2003, 02:26 PM:
the rotting corpse
Posted by Jeff Stuckey (Member # 1718) on 06-06-2003, 02:56 PM:
and aerosal cheese
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-06-2003, 03:40 PM:
of the roadkill
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-06-2003, 03:42 PM:
that Phil likes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 03:44 PM:
to munch on
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-06-2003, 05:01 PM:
after sex. Phil
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-06-2003, 05:02 PM:
met Bob the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-06-2003, 05:46 PM:
Builder and Wendy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 07:37 PM:
the Window Washer
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2003, 07:58 PM:
who came softly
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 09:21 PM:
and carried big
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-06-2003, 09:50 PM:
round, squishy, succulent
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2003, 11:56 PM:
melons, that you
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-07-2003, 04:12 AM:
just would love
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-07-2003, 04:35 AM:
to squeeze to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-07-2003, 07:02 AM:
death with your
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-07-2003, 10:28 AM:
buttocks. Phil drooled
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-07-2003, 12:15 PM:
at the thought
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-07-2003, 03:07 PM:
of Don stripped
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-07-2003, 05:03 PM:
of his title
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 06-07-2003, 07:46 PM:
that he earned
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-07-2003, 08:18 PM:
being an asshole
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-07-2003, 09:03 PM:
in "King Tut's"
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-08-2003, 09:06 PM:
backside, so then
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-08-2003, 10:38 PM:
it was time
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-09-2003, 02:44 AM:
to wave goodbye
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-09-2003, 07:06 AM:
from Three Word
Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 06-09-2003, 08:31 AM:
Game. The End.
Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 06-09-2003, 03:20 PM:
Any similarity with real, living people, hamsters, weenie-dogs or movieprojectors is coincidal and should not be taken ill up. -Except if something in the text reminds You of Manitowoc Donna, that is. -This would definitely be on purpose !
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