Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Spank the Monkey!

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-20-2003, 05:19 PM:

How fast can YOU spank the monkey?

http://www.addictinggames.com/monkey.html

A good way to waste a few minutes of your life.

Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 07-20-2003, 05:32 PM:

574 mph

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-20-2003, 06:07 PM:

http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

I routinely get this one in the 750+ mph range [Smile]

There is a 'trick' to it [Cool]

-Aaron

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-20-2003, 06:22 PM:

Only about 450 but I downloaded the SWF/Flash file and make QuickTime player display it full screen. (Letterboxed, actually.)

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-20-2003, 06:30 PM:

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-20-2003, 06:45 PM:

I scored one at 585mph, but most were much slower. Not sure how I got the 500+ score. I tried using my Wacom tablet but only could get in the 200-300 range.

Perhaps my palms aren't hairy enough.

Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 07-20-2003, 06:52 PM:

Some reason they call Joe Mr Photoshop

Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-21-2003, 02:06 AM:

I can't seem to get anything better than 200 MPH!

Give me some hints! This will keep me up all night [Confused]

Posted by Christopher Duvall (Member # 284) on 07-21-2003, 06:23 AM:

oooohhhh!!!! Staying up all night to spank the monkey. Oh the jokes are just flooding to my head! Yes...multiple puns are intended. [evil]

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-21-2003, 08:09 AM:

I don't get it... nothing happens. What are you supposed to do with the hand?

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-21-2003, 08:37 AM:

Spank the monkey, of course. Drag the hand over to spank it.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-21-2003, 08:57 AM:

It just sort of lies there. [Wink]

[edit] Oh... okay. I have a trackball, and if I start at the other end of the screen and throw it across, I get several hundred (if the speed reports are not a ruse, that is).

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-21-2003, 09:24 AM:

Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-21-2003, 11:39 AM:

I still can't get more than 375 MPH! But that is okay, when I spank the monkey, i like to go slow and get more enjoyment out of it, nothing worse than spanking the monkey too quickly! Joe, you need to slow down!!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-21-2003, 11:58 AM:

Yes, Nate, but if you do it faster you can spank the monkey many, many more times in a day!

Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-21-2003, 12:11 PM:

Quality over Quantity my friend!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-21-2003, 01:56 PM:

15MPH Beat that!

Posted by Paul G. Thompson (Member # 655) on 07-21-2003, 07:26 PM:

Bob, I got 16. [Big Grin]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-22-2003, 05:47 PM:

Paul, We have it where it counts. [Smile]

Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-23-2003, 01:25 AM:

Joe, you should make those pics into slides and slip them in the carousel at the theater! [Smile]

=TMP=

Posted by Duncan Smith (Member # 1556) on 07-24-2003, 03:43 PM:

Holy cow how do you get 1800 mph? I got 528 mph and that's cos the mouse did something funny [Confused]

Hell ass fun though! I sent it to all my mates.

Maybe there should be a BPM counter too!? [thumbsup]

It's whack-tastic I tells ya!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-21-2004, 08:41 PM:

Just got wind of this one:

Penguin Baseball

When you're done spanking the monkey you can go for the distance record.

My record is 320.5 ft. 216 with no skips.

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-22-2004, 08:29 AM:

Randy,

The penguin game is ok...
Back to the spank the monkey... I got 584mph but could never get any faster. I set my mouse to move as fast as it could, etc.. but couldn't hget it any faster..

Joe, WHAT is the SECRET?

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-22-2004, 10:18 AM:

Joe--

I feel you attained Mach II.

THe best I could do .01 Mach!

fjn [Smile]

Posted by Chris Byrne (Member # 1563) on 01-23-2004, 05:44 PM:

I hope you guys are using Film Guard! [Wink]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-23-2004, 06:03 PM:

Jason Said:

quote:
Joe, WHAT is the SECRET?

Here is Joe's "secret":

Instructional Diagram:

>>> Phil

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-24-2004, 12:08 AM:

Phil,

Only YOU would come up with such CRAP.. LOL

Dirtbag.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-24-2004, 12:21 AM:

Jason, I find it interesting that you sent me private email asking me for the link where to buy the "helper".... and then you try to slam me here in public?

BTW in answer to your email question: Yes, a "small" size is available.

Also, I agree with your signature professing you're a "dirtbag".... [Wink]

>>> Phil

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 01-24-2004, 02:39 AM:

Slap That Ho!
I've had this for awhile. Fun stuff.

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 01-24-2004, 02:41 PM:

I guess all us Film-Techers broke the Penguine Baseball server, because it's now forbidden. But you can download it here if you like.

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-24-2004, 11:03 PM:

Phil.. No.. NO... NO...

You have it all wrong, which- BTW, doesn't surprise me. The question posed was why YOU had a need for such a 'machine' when you have all the local pizza joints in your speed-dial. Yeah, and you say that you like 'all meat' pizzas...

"Oh Pizza boy"....What was the movie about the pizza guy? Vince Vaughn was in it.... "Is he cute.. is he clean.. what's he look like?"

We hear ya FEEL.. I mean Phil...
[Big Grin]

Posted by Ian Bailey (Member # 1752) on 01-25-2004, 06:13 AM:

Joe's secret is that he sits on his hand until it's asleep and then it feels like someone else doing it [Eek!]

Posted by Josh Jones (Member # 447) on 01-26-2004, 06:32 PM:

I believe thats called 'the stranger' [sex]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-26-2004, 07:39 PM:

Jason: To quote ***someome***... "WHATEVER!"

Josh: Hmmmm... you speaking from "personal" knowledge and experience? Hubba Hubba! [evil]

>>> Phil

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-26-2004, 08:51 PM:

Phil...

I am left to assume that your hand was *cough cough* ASLEEP when you typed that last one?

quote:
Jason: To quote ***someome***... "WHATEVER!"

Posted by Josh Jones (Member # 447) on 01-26-2004, 09:07 PM:

Alright kids, thats enough. Now kiss and makeup [Razz]

Shame on you Dr. Hill [Roll Eyes]

Josh

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-27-2004, 02:46 PM:

quote:
Shame on you...

Whaaaat? What U talkin' 'bout?

What did I say/do/didn't say/didn't do this time?

BTW: I'm not a real doctor, I'm just an actor "playing doctor". [Wink]

>>> Phil