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Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 10-01-2003, 11:46 PM:
As found in the Salt Lake Tribune...
Keep your disaster notification card handy!!!
Convergys, the customer-service company, recently issued each employee a plastic-coated wallet card containing an emergency number to call if the employee plans to be late or absent because of a nuclear attack, tornado, flood, earthquake or civil unrest.
Dave
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 10-02-2003, 12:02 AM:
Um, yeah. I'm going to be a little late today ... North Korea is attacking my house. So expect me in around lunch time, alright?
What's the number? 1-800-UR-FIRED?
Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 10-02-2003, 12:13 AM:
Yeah, "I'm going to be a little late today, I need to wash the radiation off"
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 10-02-2003, 12:46 AM:
"Nuclear attack on the city. Most roadways detroyed. Much debris blocking other roads. Might be a bit late. Please don't write me up!"
Posted by Sean McKinnon (Member # 612) on 10-02-2003, 02:07 AM:
Who do you call in case of disaster?
GHOSTBUSTERS!
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-02-2003, 07:21 AM:
No Sean, you just call them for ghosts...not disasters! Didn't I teach you anything?!?!?!
I ain't afraid of no ghosts...
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 10-02-2003, 12:42 PM:
What if there is a nuclear attack and no one is there to take your call? Does that constitute a no-call, no-show, or is there an automated voicemail system that lets you rate the degree of the disaster on your touch-tone phone?
Honestly... If I so much as come down with the flu, I don't worry about calling my job until I feel well enough to do so. Besides, a half hour into my shift, they'll call ME and save me the trouble.
=TMP=
Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 10-02-2003, 12:53 PM:
[ 10-03-2003, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: Steven Privett ]
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