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Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-04-2003, 11:57 AM:

Ok Boys and Girls, time for another 4-Word Game!

Create and continue a story by only posting four words at a time.

Do not post more than 4 words, your signature, or make any other comments so it will read smoothly.

I'll start it off...

Make this the best

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 12:02 PM:

time to end this.

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 11-04-2003, 01:43 PM:

Wow! That was quick!

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 11-04-2003, 01:50 PM:

But not so fast.

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 01:53 PM:

Although it's still annoying.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-04-2003, 02:01 PM:

I believe Phil would

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 02:02 PM:

think it's annoying too.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-04-2003, 02:06 PM:

Beside the fact that

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-04-2003, 02:21 PM:

this is getting old

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-04-2003, 02:24 PM:

so fast that the

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 11-04-2003, 02:28 PM:

thread died. The End.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-04-2003, 02:28 PM:

Jeez, Scott. You suck!

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-04-2003, 02:33 PM:

why do you think

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 11-04-2003, 02:54 PM:

Daryl closed other game?

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 02:56 PM:

One dumb game's enough.

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 11-04-2003, 02:58 PM:

Other would've ended sooner!

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 03:03 PM:

A year ago it did... for the same reason this one will. [sleep]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-04-2003, 04:54 PM:

I think we need a new kind of game.

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 11-04-2003, 05:37 PM:

Brad, that's nine words.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-04-2003, 05:42 PM:

Life is a BITCH!

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 11-04-2003, 06:41 PM:

time to pad posts. [uhoh]

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-04-2003, 06:44 PM:

Maybe, 1302 word game?

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-04-2003, 07:14 PM:

A ZERO word game

Posted by Rick Long (Member # 213) on 11-04-2003, 08:23 PM:

Games with negative points?

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 08:45 PM:

Rick needs a picture.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-04-2003, 09:36 PM:

Yeah, Rick! A picture!

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-04-2003, 10:27 PM:

Rick said he would.

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-05-2003, 01:30 AM:

My games are illegal.

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-05-2003, 01:40 AM:

Scott's a party pooper.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2003, 02:18 AM:

4 = NO CHALLENGE!

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-05-2003, 03:59 AM:

it's just too easy

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-05-2003, 10:36 AM:

Why even check this?

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2003, 11:13 AM:

Does anyone really care?

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-05-2003, 12:06 PM:

No, we don't care.

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-05-2003, 12:20 PM:

Why would we care?

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2003, 12:24 PM:

Is the world clueless?

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-05-2003, 02:38 PM:

"Clueless" is an understatement. [Smile]

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-05-2003, 03:11 PM:

Lifes a understatement don't

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2003, 03:15 PM:

ever ask Phil to

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-05-2003, 04:19 PM:

correct your spelling because

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2003, 04:52 PM:

we all know that

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-05-2003, 05:54 PM:

Phil's mind is stuck

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2003, 06:00 PM:

in a faraway place

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 11-05-2003, 06:01 PM:

in the damned gutter!

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-05-2003, 07:41 PM:

Really, Phil's an idiot.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-05-2003, 07:43 PM:

Hey! That's not nice!

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-05-2003, 07:51 PM:

that will only asperate

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-06-2003, 11:18 AM:

in that who is

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-06-2003, 12:45 PM:

already a humungous asshole

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-06-2003, 02:35 PM:

(laughing my ass off)

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-06-2003, 03:38 PM:

that likes to post

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-06-2003, 04:07 PM:

serious and intelligent thoughts

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-06-2003, 05:25 PM:

about my first over

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-06-2003, 05:51 PM:

the top excursion into

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-06-2003, 06:10 PM:

projection and film handling

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-06-2003, 07:45 PM:

where I found the

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-06-2003, 08:00 PM:

naked Looney Toons characters

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-06-2003, 09:37 PM:

saying "That's all Folks".

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-07-2003, 11:47 AM:

Speaking of naked Looney

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 11-07-2003, 01:55 PM:

John Pytlak saying "this

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-07-2003, 02:15 PM:

is "Game Done Wrong"",

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-07-2003, 02:55 PM:

but not so fast

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-07-2003, 03:48 PM:

hunters like game with

Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 11-07-2003, 05:54 PM:

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 11-07-2003, 06:33 PM:

people from Denmark that

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-07-2003, 06:49 PM:

operate 70mm projectors expertly

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-07-2003, 07:48 PM:

That is, if you

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-07-2003, 09:16 PM:

can handle BIG film

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-08-2003, 12:00 AM:

then here's your cookie

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-08-2003, 12:02 AM:

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-09-2003, 11:57 PM:

Why leave it blank

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-10-2003, 12:48 AM:

Am I missing something?

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-10-2003, 02:18 AM:

No, Scott- not really.

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-10-2003, 02:26 AM:

Check the posting times

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 11-10-2003, 07:01 AM:

Is there a rule?

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2003, 10:14 AM:

that I can break

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 12:16 PM:

over the head of

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2003, 01:11 PM:

Cordell Walker Texas Ranger

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-10-2003, 01:31 PM:

who will take revenge

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2003, 01:36 PM:

when Brad marries Coot

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 02:44 PM:

and closes this thread.

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 11-10-2003, 03:06 PM:

Hey! It's still OPEN!!!

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-10-2003, 03:08 PM:

The site moderator is

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 03:23 PM:

not amused by the

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-10-2003, 03:38 PM:

lack of respect shown

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 03:47 PM:

to the esteemed members

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-10-2003, 04:02 PM:

who post meaningless four

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 04:56 PM:

letter word games. Phil

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-10-2003, 04:58 PM:

couldn't give a [bs]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2003, 05:23 PM:

for he knows it's

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2003, 06:36 PM:

for the best that

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2003, 07:46 PM:

they kiss and make

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 11-10-2003, 08:27 PM:

sweet love by the

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-10-2003, 09:27 PM:

side of the road!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 06:30 AM:

A quick trip to

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-11-2003, 07:46 AM:

the local theatre will

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-11-2003, 10:05 AM:

help set the mood

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 10:11 AM:

for the show to

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 10:41 AM:

be "Film Done Right"

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 11:47 AM:

and to assure that

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 12:14 PM:

Phil and Brad behave

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 12:17 PM:

and don't run back

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 12:29 PM:

and hide like they

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-11-2003, 12:30 PM:

always seem to do!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 12:35 PM:

The big cry babies

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 12:37 PM:

always seem to be

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 12:42 PM:

in the back rows

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-11-2003, 12:43 PM:

wailing like there's no

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 12:47 PM:

one to befriend them.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 12:51 PM:

Then Rachel and Gracia

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 01:14 PM:

had a great idea

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 01:19 PM:

to join the guys

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 01:21 PM:

in a game of

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 03:46 PM:

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2003, 03:55 PM:

Rachel played the role

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 04:56 PM:

of the slick hare

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 05:16 PM:

with an emotional range

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 05:31 PM:

that sent her back

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 05:38 PM:

to a forgotten time

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 05:43 PM:

when love was grand

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2003, 05:59 PM:

and life was always

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 06:08 PM:

warm, wonderful, exciting, delivering

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-11-2003, 06:44 PM:

but above all, life

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-11-2003, 06:48 PM:

handed me lemons so

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-11-2003, 06:53 PM:

we made Mike's Hard

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-11-2003, 07:28 PM:

Lemonade and mixed it

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-11-2003, 07:58 PM:

with FilmGuard for a

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2003, 08:09 PM:

smooth, creamy, final goodbye

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-11-2003, 10:39 PM:

that will haunt me

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-11-2003, 11:58 PM:

for an eternity. Meanwhile,

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 11-12-2003, 03:22 AM:

back at the ranch,

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-12-2003, 03:48 AM:

George Lucas is videotaping

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-12-2003, 05:03 AM:

his latest rearrangement of

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 06:35 AM:

his thinking process so

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 11:24 AM:

we can all be

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 11-12-2003, 11:40 AM:

holding an illumination analyzer

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-12-2003, 12:00 PM:

which secretly pirates movies

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 12:37 PM:

and converts them into

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-12-2003, 12:49 PM:

quintessential horrid movie reproductions

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 12:52 PM:

which translates into digital

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 01:59 PM:

1010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 02:02 PM:

and George Lucas spilled

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 02:04 PM:

his guts because he

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-12-2003, 02:20 PM:

forgot his PixelVision camcorder

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 02:31 PM:

to capture quality images

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2003, 02:35 PM:

matching Super-8 film

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-12-2003, 02:39 PM:

with colorful wallpaper patterns.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 02:42 PM:

The last thing George

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2003, 02:43 PM:

expected was Film-Tech to

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 02:51 PM:

show support for digital

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2003, 02:52 PM:

done right, so he

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 03:29 PM:

went with digital done

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 03:49 PM:

wrong, perplexing Kodak Guru

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 04:03 PM:

and friend of the

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 04:54 PM:

film Projectionists and Moving

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 05:04 PM:

Images Technology Society. Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2003, 05:05 PM:

will not respond here.

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-12-2003, 05:23 PM:

Because he is preoccupied

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 05:48 PM:

with staying away from

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-12-2003, 05:50 PM:

Brad and his crazy

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2003, 05:59 PM:

band of film-techer's who

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2003, 07:04 PM:

produce porno films for

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-12-2003, 08:58 PM:

low budget peep shows

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2003, 09:27 PM:

on new digital kinetoscopes

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-13-2003, 02:25 AM:

purchased at Fry's Electronics.

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-13-2003, 02:47 AM:

For the low price

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-13-2003, 02:50 AM:

of a single DVD-R

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2003, 05:48 AM:

and a nude picture

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-13-2003, 05:57 AM:

the one and only

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2003, 06:20 AM:

maker and shaker of

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-13-2003, 12:31 PM:

gin and vodka Maartinis,

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-13-2003, 12:47 PM:

Bob will attempt to

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-13-2003, 02:19 PM:

taste test each one

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-13-2003, 02:24 PM:

of the butter tarts

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-13-2003, 02:25 PM:

smuggled over the border

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 11-13-2003, 02:25 PM:

by flying satellite dishes

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-13-2003, 02:57 PM:

and skewered on skis

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-13-2003, 04:11 PM:

like some Samurai warrior

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-13-2003, 05:06 PM:

like Tom Cruise (not)

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-13-2003, 06:01 PM:

more like John Beluchi

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2003, 07:16 PM:

of Animal House fame

[ 11-14-2003, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-14-2003, 11:48 AM:

and Saturday Night Live

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-14-2003, 12:27 PM:

whose Blues Brother is

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-14-2003, 05:01 PM:

Mr.Dan Aykroyd,who

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 11-14-2003, 07:41 PM:

owns House of Blues.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-14-2003, 07:49 PM:

and he really kicks

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-16-2003, 10:43 AM:

ass, as this joke

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 11-17-2003, 02:37 PM:

as this four-word game

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 11-17-2003, 03:20 PM:

seems close to being

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-17-2003, 03:32 PM:

as boring as everyone

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-17-2003, 03:47 PM:

at Cinematour. So now

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-17-2003, 04:50 PM:

Adam's going to kick

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-17-2003, 07:05 PM:

arse so hard that

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-17-2003, 08:11 PM:

someone's gonna have to

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-18-2003, 12:23 AM:

pick dingleberries from his

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 11-18-2003, 12:42 AM:

crusty underwear with their

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-18-2003, 05:47 AM:

head stuck up their

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 11-21-2003, 01:16 AM:

Really big fat backside

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 11-21-2003, 07:06 AM:

otherwise known as ass

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-21-2003, 12:14 PM:

me no questions and

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-21-2003, 12:52 PM:

you won't get answers

Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 11-21-2003, 01:18 PM:

that make any sense!

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 11-21-2003, 06:28 PM:

Just when you think

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-21-2003, 06:37 PM:

this thread was dead

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-21-2003, 11:28 PM:

someone posts four more

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-22-2003, 12:27 AM:

entries in to the

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 11-22-2003, 01:23 AM:

deep blackness of space

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-22-2003, 01:43 AM:

which has no end

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 11-22-2003, 03:15 AM:

please close this crap!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-23-2003, 08:47 AM:

You didn't think I

Posted by Travis Hubrig (Member # 1745) on 11-23-2003, 01:50 PM:

would give up easily.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2003, 11:12 AM:

How in the world

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 11:16 AM:

can I build postings

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 11-24-2003, 11:22 AM:

to make money fast

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2003, 12:40 PM:

and easy for my

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 01:17 PM:

boss to keep his

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2003, 01:28 PM:

greasy, grimy, sweaty little

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 01:29 PM:

Paw's, playing pocket pool

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2003, 01:32 PM:

while Phil looks on

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 01:36 PM:

with drool dripping down

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2003, 03:48 PM:

onto the film platter.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2003, 09:11 PM:

Phil's drool fills Brads

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-24-2003, 11:53 PM:

filmguard bottles up to

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-25-2003, 12:14 AM:

the "Fill" line. Then

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-25-2003, 12:18 AM:

Brad ships them all

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-25-2003, 08:30 AM:

to naughty persons everywhere.

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 11-25-2003, 09:56 AM:

In booths like these

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-25-2003, 10:53 AM:

,and booths like those

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-25-2003, 01:32 PM:

with Pretty Pink Platters

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 11-25-2003, 01:34 PM:

all in a Row

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-25-2003, 01:53 PM:

from here to there

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 11-25-2003, 06:06 PM:

and almost any where

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-25-2003, 06:08 PM:

that Phil will go

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-25-2003, 07:24 PM:

only when nature calls

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 11-25-2003, 07:39 PM:

him on the pottie

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-25-2003, 07:41 PM:

holding his tiny member

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-26-2003, 12:35 PM:

in a death grip

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 11-26-2003, 02:12 PM:

only to find that

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-26-2003, 02:14 PM:

it wasn't his member

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-26-2003, 04:35 PM:

but it was actually

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2003, 07:48 PM:

his best bud's member

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 11-27-2003, 02:55 AM:

who lived next door

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-27-2003, 04:54 AM:

but strangely down under

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-27-2003, 06:55 AM:

a tombstone covered with

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-27-2003, 12:26 PM:

moss, dust, and some

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-27-2003, 09:25 PM:

utterly ridiculous wording about

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-27-2003, 10:13 PM:

some four word game

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that some people can't

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seem to quit playing!

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I want a girl

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that can cook , clean

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wash windows, and do

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dirty things I like

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to watch, with my

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mates at Film-Tech

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composing brilliant stories for

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all to read in

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film-tech yak section

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while trying to get

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all members to post

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at least once daily.

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Then we can make

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-01-2003, 02:08 PM:

fun of those who

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-01-2003, 02:10 PM:

have yet to take

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2003, 03:20 PM:

a serious interest in

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"Film Done Right" or

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-01-2003, 03:35 PM:

creating amazing things with

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2003, 03:56 PM:

imagination, and industrial strength

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adhesives, which stick on

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-01-2003, 04:36 PM:

anything that's close enough

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-01-2003, 04:47 PM:

to spit on. Now

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-01-2003, 07:15 PM:

chastise those who

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-01-2003, 07:27 PM:

don't have their pictures

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posted on the tech,

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-01-2003, 08:33 PM:

and wonder how Bob

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-01-2003, 08:36 PM:

didn't kick their asses!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2003, 08:58 PM:

asses, asses did you

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say? You bad girl!

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-01-2003, 09:53 PM:

Oh whah, assesassesasses and

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-01-2003, 10:26 PM:

rumps, butts, and backsides

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-01-2003, 10:46 PM:

that "crack" us up

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-02-2003, 05:38 AM:

and what a crack

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-02-2003, 12:04 PM:

it is! Never say

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-02-2003, 12:07 PM:

never! ever, ever, ever

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-02-2003, 12:13 PM:

forever and ever, Amen.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-02-2003, 12:22 PM:

Today is the best

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-02-2003, 12:45 PM:

day in the rest

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-02-2003, 12:51 PM:

put to the test,

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-02-2003, 02:03 PM:

birds in a nest,

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 12-02-2003, 02:07 PM:

going on a quest

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-02-2003, 02:12 PM:

%*#& all the rest!!!

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-02-2003, 02:39 PM:

Brad is the best

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 12-02-2003, 02:43 PM:

he is thrice blessed

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-02-2003, 03:05 PM:

I do not jest

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-02-2003, 03:49 PM:

even at Brad's behest,

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-02-2003, 04:23 PM:

with hair a mess

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-02-2003, 04:41 PM:

he needs a rest

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-02-2003, 06:07 PM:

and squash the pest

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-02-2003, 08:47 PM:

put to the test

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on a likely Quest

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-03-2003, 08:51 AM:

this story is messed

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 09:08 AM:

but needs new direction.

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to achieve some perfection

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 10:01 AM:

and attain simple gratification

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-03-2003, 11:37 AM:

by winning the election

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-03-2003, 12:05 PM:

of the esteem office

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 02:24 PM:

with great movie projection

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despite the poorest sterilization

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-03-2003, 04:57 PM:

procedures that are outdated.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-03-2003, 05:33 PM:

Mary had a little

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-03-2003, 05:41 PM:

bit of an attitude

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-03-2003, 06:40 PM:

and left her lamb

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out on a limb

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with nowhere to go

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-03-2003, 07:05 PM:

but through the snow

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 07:07 PM:

then I ate some

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-03-2003, 07:22 PM:

of Mary's yummy delights

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 08:45 PM:

nestled in her tights

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-03-2003, 08:49 PM:

as I was right

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2003, 09:08 PM:

when I said that

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-03-2003, 11:45 PM:

"there is nothing like

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-04-2003, 12:12 AM:

a Ritz". End of

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2003, 05:47 AM:

time. Rachel's fingers hurt

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-04-2003, 08:37 AM:

from walking through air

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-04-2003, 09:03 AM:

in the freezing Wisconsin

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2003, 09:48 AM:

as she dreams of

Posted by Andrew Lee (Member # 1330) on 12-04-2003, 12:14 PM:

ice-fishing with Brett Favre

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-04-2003, 12:16 PM:

who is not only

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2003, 12:18 PM:

rich, but is hung

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-04-2003, 01:34 PM:

with Rachel's beefcake photos

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-04-2003, 01:53 PM:

along with a guy

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-04-2003, 01:57 PM:

who somewhat resembles Phil

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on a good day

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-04-2003, 03:09 PM:

. Hey, Don doesn't look

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-04-2003, 03:33 PM:

like Phil anymore than

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-04-2003, 04:02 PM:

Brad does Brad Pitt [Big Grin]

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-04-2003, 05:04 PM:

on a bad day

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-04-2003, 07:02 PM:

or any day for

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-04-2003, 07:24 PM:

that matter. Picture this,

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2003, 08:45 PM:

Phil Miller, Brad Hill

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-04-2003, 09:39 PM:

Rachel Maar than enough

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-04-2003, 09:44 PM:

of this wonderful madness

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-04-2003, 10:27 PM:

(Ya'll are really sickos)

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-05-2003, 12:07 AM:

can this be true

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-05-2003, 01:13 AM:

could there really be

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-05-2003, 02:21 AM:

a second Phil Hill

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-05-2003, 06:59 AM:

? God, wouldn't that be

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 07:02 AM:

a sight to behold.

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-05-2003, 08:04 AM:

Bob Maar's picture frightens

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 08:17 AM:

animals and small children

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 09:21 AM:

democrats and most liberals.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 09:45 AM:

So George W. Bush

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 12:07 PM:

America's defender of freedom

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 12:09 PM:

called Bob and said

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 12:58 PM:

Bob, it's snowing here

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 01:00 PM:

so I'm moving to

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 01:02 PM:

Texas Ranger Cordell Walker's

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 01:28 PM:

ranch in Iraq to

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 01:46 PM:

take some photo's and

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-05-2003, 02:17 PM:

serve some fake turkey

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-05-2003, 04:21 PM:

while I'm down here

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-05-2003, 06:26 PM:

enjoying the desert heat

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 06:44 PM:

and relaxing on the

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-05-2003, 06:44 PM:

sand with Cindy and

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2003, 07:01 PM:

don't tell Ginny that

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-06-2003, 02:40 PM:

Mindy likes to play

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-06-2003, 03:57 PM:

volleyball with her shirt

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-06-2003, 09:38 PM:

off and breasts bouncing

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-07-2003, 07:38 AM:

around in my face.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2003, 10:09 AM:

Tim that's not your

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-07-2003, 12:08 PM:

banjo is it because

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-07-2003, 04:19 PM:

Bob is dancing way

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-07-2003, 05:13 PM:

too cool to be

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2003, 06:30 PM:

Even consider a person

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-07-2003, 09:32 PM:

too drunk to fish

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-07-2003, 11:02 PM:

at the evaporated lake

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-08-2003, 09:20 AM:

near Salt Lake City

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-08-2003, 09:42 AM:

home of the giant

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-08-2003, 10:07 AM:

hot dog with mustard

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2003, 10:17 AM:

served with a glass

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-08-2003, 12:32 PM:

of non-alcoholic Mormon

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-08-2003, 01:02 PM:

Tabernacle Choir wine. Anyway

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2003, 03:17 PM:

they should drink Gin

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-08-2003, 03:21 PM:

and Tonic, but a

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-08-2003, 03:50 PM:

little taste of Brandy

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2003, 05:02 PM:

with a sweet kiss

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-08-2003, 05:09 PM:

is better than any

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2003, 09:49 PM:

other Kiss I know,

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-08-2003, 10:17 PM:

unless it is your

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-08-2003, 11:41 PM:

badger that gives it

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2003, 06:33 AM:

to his cousin wombat

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-09-2003, 11:34 AM:

of the Hampton wombats

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down under in Oz

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2003, 12:44 PM:

where they might meet

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-09-2003, 01:13 PM:

other marsupials that love

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-09-2003, 01:43 PM:

crotch sniffing puppy dogs

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-09-2003, 01:57 PM:

and kitten fur balls

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-09-2003, 02:11 PM:

spit up after having

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-09-2003, 02:21 PM:

a gin Maartini and

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-09-2003, 02:57 PM:

Olive Oyl from Popeye's

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-09-2003, 02:59 PM:

fried hamster (or hampster)

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-09-2003, 03:52 PM:

again from the Hamptons

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-09-2003, 03:52 PM:

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-09-2003, 06:51 PM:

all the way to

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2003, 07:29 PM:

Rachel's house and cat

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-09-2003, 07:49 PM:

that likes to purr

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2003, 09:33 PM:

and tastes like fur

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-09-2003, 10:27 PM:

and beat other badgers

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-10-2003, 03:58 AM:

Black and blue ,like

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 05:10 AM:

a mean boxer would.

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-10-2003, 09:46 AM:

Shower if he Could

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 10:16 AM:

use FilmGuard to clean

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 11:27 AM:

unmentionable body parts of

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 11:33 AM:

old Ford and Chevy

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 12:13 PM:

taken to the levy

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 12:24 PM:

but the levy was

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 12:54 PM:

dry, them good old

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 01:30 PM:

boys drinking FilmGuard and

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 01:32 PM:

gin and singin' this

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 01:43 PM:

classic rock and roll

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 01:46 PM:

projector and dubber system

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 01:58 PM:

invented and designed by

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 02:12 PM:

the all knowing Phil?

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 02:47 PM:

Using selsyn motors, Phil

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 03:00 PM:

slithered out of his

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-10-2003, 03:06 PM:

snakeskin shoes and polyester

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 03:08 PM:

suit until he was

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 03:24 PM:

naked as the day

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 03:30 PM:

when he first had

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 05:04 PM:

the shock of his

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-10-2003, 06:36 PM:

life, but who could

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 06:46 PM:

imagine our surprise when

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-10-2003, 06:51 PM:

Phil's invention actually worked!

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-10-2003, 06:57 PM:

Whoa, hold on there

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2003, 07:21 PM:

the organism exploded on

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-10-2003, 09:23 PM:

contact with 35mm film

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-10-2003, 09:47 PM:

but nobody noticed it

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 12-10-2003, 10:18 PM:

was one of the

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-11-2003, 04:09 AM:

35mm cans left in

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 04:17 AM:

the IMAX projection booth

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-11-2003, 07:39 AM:

where Adam bootlegged the

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-11-2003, 08:56 AM:

short, worthless piece of

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-11-2003, 09:13 AM:

cinematic tripe ever filmed

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 09:41 AM:

using 65mm color negative

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 10:40 AM:

as John get's measles

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 12-11-2003, 10:41 AM:

on his private parts.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-11-2003, 10:44 AM:

and mumps on the

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 10:59 AM:

bone-dry film winding

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 11:15 AM:

that was not done

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 11:16 AM:

according to hoyle, but

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 11:54 AM:

according to Phil it

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-11-2003, 11:56 AM:

was still done wrong.

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-11-2003, 11:58 AM:

Phil is God here

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 12:03 PM:

Does Phil stand or sit

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-11-2003, 12:13 PM:

when he takes a

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 12:29 PM:

piss into the wind?

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 01:04 PM:

Standing has advantages, but

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 12-11-2003, 01:08 PM:

sitting is more fun

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-11-2003, 01:20 PM:

except when you get

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 01:37 PM:

stung on the rear

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 01:45 PM:

by flying shrapnel from

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-11-2003, 01:55 PM:

a stray morter shell

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 02:03 PM:

or exploding xenon lamp

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-11-2003, 02:11 PM:

that ran for a

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 03:02 PM:

few minutes before it

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-11-2003, 03:02 PM:

went plop plop fizz

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 03:12 PM:

fizz, oh, what a

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 03:47 PM:

relief it is. Relief

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 03:52 PM:

is not having to

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 04:03 PM:

listen to certain types

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-11-2003, 04:11 PM:

of analog soundtracks running

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 05:33 PM:

through improperly EQ'd rooms.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 06:15 PM:

Gordon hates theatres that

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-11-2003, 06:19 PM:

have not been properly

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-11-2003, 07:04 PM:

equipped for showing big

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 07:10 PM:

Zippers being pulled down

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2003, 07:12 PM:

and then back up

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-11-2003, 09:10 PM:

phils zipper is small

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-11-2003, 10:38 PM:

but a real ripper

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-11-2003, 11:23 PM:

Phil wears buttonfly 501s.

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-11-2003, 11:30 PM:

Phil's 501s tend to

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-11-2003, 11:36 PM:

Sag when he walks

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-11-2003, 11:40 PM:

and his "thingy" hangs

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-11-2003, 11:41 PM:

low as he talks

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-11-2003, 11:53 PM:

and walks the walk

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-12-2003, 12:34 AM:

and talks the talk

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-12-2003, 12:47 AM:

all the while thinking

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-12-2003, 12:55 AM:

about Bob's sexy dance

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-12-2003, 08:45 AM:

that brings lotsa snow. [thumbsup]

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-12-2003, 08:55 AM:

What is this "snow"?

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-12-2003, 09:03 AM:

i've never seen it

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-12-2003, 09:06 AM:

look out the window

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 10:03 AM:

as snow falling on

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-12-2003, 10:46 AM:

everywhere but here. Elephants

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 12-12-2003, 10:48 AM:

don't usually ski, but

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-12-2003, 11:56 AM:

I force them to.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 01:03 PM:

On the other hand,

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-12-2003, 01:05 PM:

the glove is missing

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 01:24 PM:

and Michael Jackson has

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-12-2003, 01:34 PM:

moonwalked his way to

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-12-2003, 01:44 PM:

Palm Beach in Florida

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-12-2003, 01:48 PM:

where he went swimming.

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-12-2003, 01:54 PM:

He tried to float

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-12-2003, 01:56 PM:

with the little children,

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 02:29 PM:

but found chads in

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-12-2003, 03:35 PM:

his new bikini briefs

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-12-2003, 04:19 PM:

Gore demanded a recount

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 04:43 PM:

but Jeb told Michael

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-12-2003, 05:45 PM:

"talk to the Glove"

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-12-2003, 06:37 PM:

and he did. That's

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-12-2003, 07:42 PM:

the truth, the whole

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-12-2003, 08:50 PM:

Fruit and nothing but

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2003, 04:47 AM:

a tooth ache could

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-13-2003, 08:13 AM:

hurt worse then watching

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-13-2003, 08:51 AM:

another crap coded remake

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 12-13-2003, 09:39 AM:

of a sex filled

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-13-2003, 10:47 AM:

carpet munching nipple romp.

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-13-2003, 01:07 PM:

Before the end was

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-13-2003, 02:01 PM:

over, the stupid kids

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-13-2003, 02:36 PM:

finally got a clue

Posted by David Whitbeck (Member # 894) on 12-13-2003, 02:51 PM:

to get the hell

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-13-2003, 03:35 PM:

out of dodge before

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-13-2003, 07:16 PM:

the Chevy got lost

Posted by Franklin Armstrong (Member # 1448) on 12-13-2003, 11:54 PM:

in the woods near

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-14-2003, 12:49 AM:

the place where police

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-14-2003, 12:59 AM:

were exposed for malfeasance

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-14-2003, 02:54 AM:

too many Twinkies and

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-14-2003, 04:14 AM:

pinto beans and muffins

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-14-2003, 11:51 AM:

causing horrendous flatulence problems

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2003, 09:48 PM:

which were bottled and

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-14-2003, 09:58 PM:

sent to the Democratic

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2003, 10:06 PM:

party as after shave

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-14-2003, 10:13 PM:

since most of them

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-14-2003, 11:04 PM:

don't have the sense

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-15-2003, 12:01 AM:

to smell like Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-15-2003, 12:05 AM:

wearing "Hi Karate" aftershave.

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-15-2003, 02:37 AM:

The knee length stockings

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2003, 08:47 AM:

if the glove fits

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-15-2003, 08:52 AM:

send it to Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-15-2003, 09:05 AM:

Jones or Tom Jones

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2003, 09:12 AM:

Bob Jones or John

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2003, 11:09 AM:

Holmes of porno fame.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2003, 11:55 AM:

He knew "Deep Throat",

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2003, 03:30 PM:

and many other notorious

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 12-15-2003, 04:29 PM:

who projected their enormous

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2003, 04:30 PM:

egos and images with

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-15-2003, 05:12 PM:

out smearing the lens

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2003, 05:31 PM:

with some bodily fluid

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-15-2003, 05:36 PM:

or watermelons from a

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-15-2003, 06:22 PM:

well stacked and available

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2003, 06:26 PM:

road side vendor who

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-15-2003, 07:07 PM:

who has rotten teeth

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-15-2003, 07:28 PM:

and looks like Saddam

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-15-2003, 11:49 PM:

or maybe his double

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 12:13 AM:

named Clint. Meanwhile back

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-16-2003, 07:16 AM:

At Phils underground lair

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 09:00 AM:

strange things were happening

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-16-2003, 09:07 AM:

in the new museum

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-16-2003, 09:24 AM:

where erotic performance art

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-16-2003, 09:55 AM:

was a leading factor

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 11:12 AM:

in the overall happiness

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 11:43 AM:

of the people who

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-16-2003, 12:38 PM:

lost all their inhibitions

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 01:03 PM:

from massive alcohol consumption

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-16-2003, 01:31 PM:

and watching badger puppets

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 02:35 PM:

do unmentionable things to

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-16-2003, 02:48 PM:

Rachel's hamsters and small

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 02:50 PM:

reliable and friendly companion

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 02:51 PM:

film stock that Clint

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-16-2003, 02:53 PM:

buys from insiders at

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 02:56 PM:

25-cent movie "rooms".

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-16-2003, 02:57 PM:

Instead of quarters, Clint

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 03:29 PM:

was given some washers

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 03:34 PM:

for his tongue. Then

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-16-2003, 03:47 PM:

he put saliva on

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 03:52 PM:

the emulsion side checking

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-16-2003, 04:04 PM:

if the film was

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 04:06 PM:

from Kodak or Fuji

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 04:40 PM:

and the answer is

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 05:05 PM:

AGFA! So John then

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-16-2003, 05:13 PM:

went and picked up

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 05:39 PM:

a bottle of Film-Guard

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-16-2003, 06:18 PM:

and drank it with

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2003, 06:19 PM:

some help from Phil

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2003, 07:12 PM:

Jones, the bartender. Brad

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 08:13 PM:

flush the toilet, behold

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-16-2003, 08:15 PM:

Pitt , the storm chaser

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2003, 08:41 PM:

who thought he knew

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-16-2003, 10:01 PM:

What was floating in

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-16-2003, 10:17 PM:

the pool of projector

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-17-2003, 01:56 AM:

oil dripping from a

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2003, 07:21 AM:

platter made of cotton

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-17-2003, 09:28 AM:

gin and vermouth with

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2003, 10:05 AM:

Sable and Rosenfeld onions

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-17-2003, 11:59 AM:

mixed with popcorn swept

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-17-2003, 01:23 PM:

out from under seats

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-17-2003, 04:54 PM:

Reheated then served again

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-17-2003, 05:42 PM:

to the waiting masses.

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-17-2003, 05:52 PM:

This increases profits by

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-17-2003, 06:45 PM:

inducing multiple orgasms from

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-17-2003, 06:50 PM:

all my little sneezes

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2003, 08:59 PM:

Ach,Choo! ...Ach,Choo!!

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-17-2003, 10:31 PM:

said the little engine

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-17-2003, 10:43 PM:

that could thread bottom

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-17-2003, 10:51 PM:

all the way to

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-17-2003, 11:45 PM:

the top, which sucks

Posted by Sean M. Grimes (Member # 445) on 12-18-2003, 01:04 AM:

big fat donkey's stuff!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2003, 07:39 AM:

Served over a bed

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-18-2003, 09:25 AM:

film leader covered in

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-18-2003, 09:53 AM:

multiple fingerprints from greasy

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2003, 12:29 PM:

ingested WD-40 oil

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-18-2003, 01:06 PM:

used by many projectionist

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-18-2003, 01:20 PM:

for purposes best left

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-18-2003, 01:25 PM:

unmentioned in public forums.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-18-2003, 01:27 PM:

However, since Film-Tech Forum

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-18-2003, 01:27 PM:

Twas The night before

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-18-2003, 05:27 PM:

Phils yearly bath and

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-18-2003, 05:45 PM:

under his pits; not

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-18-2003, 07:28 PM:

an odor was wafting

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-18-2003, 07:48 PM:

across the rooftops to

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-18-2003, 08:10 PM:

entice the Amazonian mistresses

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2003, 08:19 PM:

who was wide spread

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-18-2003, 09:17 PM:

as they jumped into

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-18-2003, 09:35 PM:

Phil's nice comfy bed

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-18-2003, 09:43 PM:

Sadly Phil forgot to

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-19-2003, 02:09 AM:

bring "Magic Fingers" quarters

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-19-2003, 02:24 AM:

to the life blood

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-19-2003, 06:53 AM:

of this damsel in

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 11:26 AM:

distress. The "Magic Fingers"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-19-2003, 11:49 AM:

are on my hands

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 12:47 PM:

and are ready to

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-19-2003, 01:53 PM:

manipulate unmentionable areas that

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 02:44 PM:

Phil cannot easily resist.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-19-2003, 03:35 PM:

But Phil has CAPACITY

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 04:07 PM:

to do things that

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-19-2003, 05:06 PM:

annoy John and Tom. [Smile]

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 06:22 PM:

Annoying habits have been

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-19-2003, 06:37 PM:

things like publicly farting,

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-19-2003, 06:49 PM:

picking ones nose, staring

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-19-2003, 06:49 PM:

which smells like rotten

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-19-2003, 07:24 PM:

California homes after mudslide

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-19-2003, 08:39 PM:

if he eats tacos

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-20-2003, 07:24 AM:

cooked inside a lamphouse

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-20-2003, 07:52 AM:

seasoned with illegal herbs

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-20-2003, 08:16 AM:

and with the words

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-20-2003, 08:58 AM:

Cinemeccanica Milano Illegal Herbs

Posted by John Scott (Member # 520) on 12-20-2003, 09:53 AM:

ooola rockka, mackka, nukka.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-20-2003, 11:26 AM:

This story is lost

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-20-2003, 03:04 PM:

but the game moves

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-20-2003, 04:05 PM:

all over the map

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-20-2003, 04:51 PM:

in lockstep to swelling

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-20-2003, 08:26 PM:

pride with the Master,

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-20-2003, 09:39 PM:

faster and faster we

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-20-2003, 10:42 PM:

moved like the wind

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-20-2003, 11:11 PM:

untill suddenly the whole

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-21-2003, 06:51 AM:

darn nation went bezerk.

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-21-2003, 01:30 PM:

Then Santa's little helpers

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-21-2003, 02:49 PM:

started to put on

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-21-2003, 06:47 PM:

large green things which

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-21-2003, 08:44 PM:

are for her pleasure

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-22-2003, 03:51 AM:

at least that's what

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2003, 07:52 AM:

is best for all

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-22-2003, 08:33 AM:

involved in this situation

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-22-2003, 05:13 PM:

especially Santa and his

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-22-2003, 05:38 PM:

"Elf" friend. As we

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2003, 06:22 PM:

approach this most precious

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-22-2003, 06:31 PM:

time of the year

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-22-2003, 08:42 PM:

We should drink lots

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-22-2003, 08:47 PM:

and eat lots of

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-22-2003, 09:38 PM:

rum cake and remember

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2003, 10:25 PM:

to wash your hands

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-22-2003, 11:21 PM:

with your finest alcohol

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-22-2003, 11:30 PM:

Mad Dog, and Thunderbird

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-23-2003, 10:06 AM:

wine, which makes me

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-23-2003, 10:45 AM:

feel festive for about

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-23-2003, 11:09 AM:

a minute or so.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-23-2003, 12:17 PM:

Meanwhile back at the

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-23-2003, 12:41 PM:

film-tech chat room

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-23-2003, 07:36 PM:

an exciting topic has

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-23-2003, 08:28 PM:

died a most horrible

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-23-2003, 09:59 PM:

death until the next

Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 12-23-2003, 10:29 PM:

flash of crap code

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-23-2003, 10:32 PM:

sparks a new one

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-24-2003, 12:09 PM:

about how Phil got

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2003, 12:29 PM:

to lead a double

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-24-2003, 12:31 PM:

life as a closeted

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2003, 01:21 PM:

straight/gay guy who

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-24-2003, 02:23 PM:

has had some trouble

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-24-2003, 06:24 PM:

explaining to his boyfriend

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2003, 10:35 PM:

why his girlfriend was

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-24-2003, 11:25 PM:

a much bigger penis

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-24-2003, 11:29 PM:

admirer than the other

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-25-2003, 07:39 PM:

fellow he was dating.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-25-2003, 09:36 PM:

By the way, You

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-25-2003, 09:53 PM:

have a tiny one

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-25-2003, 10:15 PM:

Bob. Clint told me.

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-25-2003, 11:35 PM:

You can lie, but

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-26-2003, 02:29 AM:

but you sure can't

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-26-2003, 07:14 AM:

tell if Clint told

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-26-2003, 12:29 PM:

told the truth about

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-26-2003, 12:40 PM:

Bob's dwindling manhood. Shakespeare

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-26-2003, 03:20 PM:

once wrote a story

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-26-2003, 11:31 PM:

that would be hard

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-27-2003, 12:56 AM:

to swallow if it

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-27-2003, 10:49 AM:

was made of steel

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-27-2003, 11:56 AM:

But Phil Prefers Pasta

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-27-2003, 12:16 PM:

spread all over with

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-27-2003, 01:33 PM:

salt, oil, gin & juice

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-27-2003, 01:53 PM:

cooked in a lamphouse

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-27-2003, 03:22 PM:

by non-union laborers

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-27-2003, 03:36 PM:

from south of the

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-27-2003, 03:56 PM:

equator, with delicious, tangy

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 12-27-2003, 05:22 PM:

mountain oysters and green

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-27-2003, 05:37 PM:

eggs and ham that

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-27-2003, 09:18 PM:

the cat could manage

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-27-2003, 09:41 PM:

to make worse then

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-27-2003, 11:36 PM:

green eggs and ham.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-28-2003, 08:52 PM:

which taste worse than

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-28-2003, 10:07 PM:

Cat in the Hat

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2003, 07:39 AM:

who came to wish

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-29-2003, 11:59 AM:

His movie be buried

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2003, 01:22 PM:

with full "Military Honors."

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-29-2003, 02:16 PM:

in an undisclosed plot

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-29-2003, 03:23 PM:

under 1000 feet of concrete

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2003, 03:39 PM:

with Jimmy Hoffa himself.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2003, 05:30 PM:

Then Bob and Brad

Posted by Nick Engstrom (Member # 2100) on 12-29-2003, 05:57 PM:

went to the bathroom

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2003, 07:22 PM:

and started to dig

Posted by Nick Engstrom (Member # 2100) on 12-29-2003, 08:08 PM:

in a trash can

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-29-2003, 08:40 PM:

looking for Bob's Dentures

Posted by Nick Engstrom (Member # 2100) on 12-29-2003, 08:48 PM:

that fell out when

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-29-2003, 10:26 PM:

he bit Paul's weiner

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2003, 12:21 AM:

which was wrapped in

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 12-30-2003, 02:48 AM:

Tomato sauce and Mustard

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2003, 08:19 AM:

and it tasted disgusting [puke]

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-30-2003, 12:31 PM:

The cheese was sour

Posted by Nick Engstrom (Member # 2100) on 12-30-2003, 03:44 PM:

, the musturd was rancid,

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2003, 04:16 PM:

the maggots were swimming.

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-30-2003, 05:13 PM:

even they could'nt stomach

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 12-30-2003, 05:16 PM:

what was going on

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2003, 08:54 PM:

despite this the boys

Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 12-30-2003, 09:49 PM:

kept trying to impress

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-31-2003, 04:10 AM:

girls with their maturity.

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-31-2003, 01:19 PM:

The girls knew better

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-02-2004, 08:14 PM:

Or did they want

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-02-2004, 10:04 PM:

different types of boys

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-03-2004, 11:20 PM:

That is, ones with

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 01-04-2004, 03:23 PM:

an irresistable craving for

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-04-2004, 04:05 PM:

faster cars, bigger bikes

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-04-2004, 06:04 PM:

sushi, and J-Lo sized

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-04-2004, 08:12 PM:

buns for the touching

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-04-2004, 08:31 PM:

or pounding like a

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-04-2004, 09:07 PM:

ky jelly covered jackhammer

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-04-2004, 11:16 PM:

coated with the shiniest

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2004, 06:47 AM:

film-guard coated print.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-05-2004, 12:29 PM:

Knowing all to well

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-05-2004, 11:32 PM:

that a good swig

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-06-2004, 12:04 AM:

of Crown Royal would

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2004, 12:09 AM:

make me barf! But

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will Phil Hill Billy

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beat the pulp out

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of his orange juice

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-06-2004, 11:27 AM:

and Meyers dark rum

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2004, 12:13 PM:

which made him extreemly

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-06-2004, 12:14 PM:

drunk and easy to

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-06-2004, 12:29 PM:

puke his head off

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-06-2004, 02:08 PM:

into the majestic bowl

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-06-2004, 02:13 PM:

of the Manley Popcorn

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2004, 02:24 PM:

being served for dinner.

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-06-2004, 02:50 PM:

but no one complaned

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-06-2004, 02:52 PM:

except Phil who was

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-06-2004, 03:15 PM:

disgusted by seeing his

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reflection in the oil

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-06-2004, 03:46 PM:

mixed with vomited rum

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-06-2004, 04:01 PM:

squeeze into a lycra

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2004, 04:19 PM:

bra and pantyhose set

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2004, 04:35 PM:

that Bob just wore

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-06-2004, 04:41 PM:

the day before Phil

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-06-2004, 05:19 PM:

outfitted the sexxx-den

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with some brand new

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-06-2004, 06:07 PM:

chrome ceiling mounted vibrating

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oompa loompa sweet chocolate

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2004, 06:16 PM:

sweet Jesus Jason underwear

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-06-2004, 06:51 PM:

from the thrift store.

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-06-2004, 07:18 PM:

He said to Rowlf

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2004, 07:19 PM:

I'm from South Bend

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-06-2004, 09:10 PM:

down around the way

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-06-2004, 09:30 PM:

eating a chili dog

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-06-2004, 09:34 PM:

headed to the den

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-07-2004, 12:20 AM:

flapping like a hen

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-07-2004, 02:34 AM:

diamond encrusted peephole purple

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 06:40 AM:

people, singing, ringing, bringing,

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 07:18 AM:

beers to every man

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 07:48 AM:

,woman and child...child?

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-07-2004, 08:15 AM:

Bob overlooked the prohibition

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 09:40 AM:

about drinking Ever Clear

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-07-2004, 10:37 AM:

with an empty stomach

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-07-2004, 11:18 AM:

and ended up drinking

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 11:48 AM:

phils used denture clenser

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 01:24 PM:

mixed with a splash

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 02:05 PM:

of used projector oil

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 02:26 PM:

topped off with some

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 02:28 PM:

LAGARIA PINOT GRIGIO Wine

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 02:48 PM:

[puke]

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-07-2004, 03:04 PM:

Phil spoke to Bob

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-07-2004, 03:08 PM:

about their clandestine relationship

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 03:16 PM:

and was promptly informed

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-07-2004, 03:50 PM:

that it happens only

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-07-2004, 03:53 PM:

to be illegal in

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 03:59 PM:

various areas known to

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-07-2004, 04:01 PM:

most as "The Corner"

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 04:08 PM:

or "Up around the

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 04:28 PM:

boxer shorts" worn by

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 01-07-2004, 04:46 PM:

the guy who began

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 04:48 PM:

this ever changing thread

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-07-2004, 05:08 PM:

Will this end or

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 05:15 PM:

will Phil keep us

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 05:25 PM:

glued to his ever

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 05:30 PM:

evolving life style and

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 06:40 PM:

drunken and nude antics

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-07-2004, 07:03 PM:

, fueled by copious amounts

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-07-2004, 07:08 PM:

of legal and possibly

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-07-2004, 07:16 PM:

illegal substances obtained from

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-07-2004, 10:21 PM:

shady dealers who always

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-07-2004, 10:22 PM:

label Kodak film as

Posted by Jesse August (Member # 1798) on 01-07-2004, 10:36 PM:

Fuji film to ship

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 01-07-2004, 10:55 PM:

to unsuspecting and honest

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2004, 10:58 PM:

politicians who don't know

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-08-2004, 02:02 AM:

that Phil and Bob

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-08-2004, 03:42 AM:

are really space aliens

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 01-08-2004, 04:16 AM:

"LOOK BUZZ THERES AN

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2004, 07:38 AM:

OTHER lightyear out here."

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-08-2004, 03:41 PM:

He has a buddy

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-08-2004, 03:54 PM:

that makes him happy

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2004, 04:06 PM:

the wind calls her,

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-08-2004, 04:17 PM:

hey baby, put that

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2004, 08:49 PM:

IUD back where you

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-08-2004, 11:32 PM:

pulled it out of

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-08-2004, 11:42 PM:

that is, you pulled

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-08-2004, 11:44 PM:

out of Phil's den

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-09-2004, 12:55 AM:

of iniquity where the

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-09-2004, 01:03 AM:

DCinema machine crashes daily

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 01-09-2004, 01:04 AM:

except when setup correctly.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-09-2004, 02:59 AM:

Unfortunately that is rarely

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-09-2004, 04:42 AM:

achieved, due to the

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2004, 07:12 AM:

treatment by the operator

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-09-2004, 09:09 AM:

who freed the IA

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-09-2004, 09:21 AM:

while eating lembas bread

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2004, 09:46 AM:

heated in the lamphouse

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-09-2004, 11:18 AM:

ash tray, with copper

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2004, 11:58 AM:

lung's to puff the

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2004, 12:11 PM:

magic dragon. Meanwhile back

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2004, 12:33 PM:

in Texas, Cordell Walker

Posted by Paul Cassidy (Member # 951) on 01-09-2004, 01:12 PM:

and his trusty old

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-09-2004, 01:21 PM:

Winchester '73 was ridin'

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2004, 01:28 PM:

high on the hog

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2004, 03:40 PM:

when he slipped on

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2004, 04:05 PM:

a banana peal that

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2004, 04:17 PM:

that Jason forgot to

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2004, 04:44 PM:

discard of properly. Now

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-09-2004, 05:25 PM:

the EPA has his

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-09-2004, 05:49 PM:

down and dirty little

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-09-2004, 10:16 PM:

frilly polka dot underwear

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-09-2004, 10:17 PM:

frilly polka dot underwear

Posted by Jesse August (Member # 1798) on 01-09-2004, 10:26 PM:

that was too tight

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-10-2004, 12:19 AM:

even for mr. Hill

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2004, 05:31 AM:

Hollywood's finest citizen who,

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-10-2004, 05:50 AM:

though modest and retiring,

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-10-2004, 08:22 AM:

still gets away with

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-10-2004, 01:20 PM:

"stirring the pot" on

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2004, 01:34 PM:

account John always tries

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-10-2004, 03:04 PM:

to turn the tides

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-10-2004, 03:11 PM:

against "Film Done Wrong".

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2004, 03:19 PM:

While that may be

Posted by Bob Peticolas (Member # 328) on 01-10-2004, 03:35 PM:

true, you mustn't think

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-10-2004, 05:01 PM:

opps! [Confused]

Posted by Felicia Koch (Member # 2096) on 01-10-2004, 05:25 PM:

or poops poops poops

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2004, 08:11 PM:

please pass the TP,

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2004, 08:41 PM:

and the roast beef.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2004, 08:49 PM:

Speaking of Beefeater, where's

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2004, 10:25 PM:

the gin and shaker?

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-10-2004, 10:54 PM:

I remember seeing the

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-10-2004, 11:10 PM:

makings stored in the

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2004, 10:06 AM:

bar at Phil's house

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-11-2004, 10:24 AM:

where you can somehow

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-11-2004, 10:41 AM:

always find a good

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2004, 10:44 AM:

case of the latest

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2004, 11:49 AM:

and best champagne available.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-11-2004, 01:11 PM:

The lickker store was

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2004, 01:40 PM:

closed but the mattress

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-11-2004, 04:21 PM:

testers reunion was full

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2004, 04:33 PM:

on Jason's lawn lastnight.

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-11-2004, 04:34 PM:

Meanwhile, back at the

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-11-2004, 05:52 PM:

lair of Mr. Maar

Posted by Robbie Hidalgo (Member # 2090) on 01-11-2004, 07:37 PM:

it was discovered that

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-11-2004, 07:56 PM:

jokes have the power

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2004, 08:14 PM:

to build individual posts

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-11-2004, 10:02 PM:

that go on and

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-11-2004, 10:51 PM:

never seem to exhaust

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-12-2004, 12:39 AM:

the sick minds here

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-12-2004, 01:30 AM:

except when they end.

The End