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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-05-2003, 02:06 PM:
 
Why do only morons create Flash animations?

Click here if you dare

Be warned! The above Flash animation is likely to drive a person insane if you let it run too long! Weird.

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[ 07-04-2004, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]
 

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Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 12-05-2003, 02:11 PM:
 
AAAAAUUGGHHH!
Where do you get this stuff, Joe? It appears you have way too much time on your hands, now that you've replaced all your ORC consoles!

I'm sending this to my kids... they need to be terrorized once in a while!
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-05-2003, 03:24 PM:
 
Joe, you just don't get it.

It is really cleaver how the author has metaphorically pointed out one of the most basic fallacies of some people that blindly follow what they consider "truths".

Git wit it bub!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-05-2003, 03:44 PM:
 
I think you have finally found something more evil than HAMPSTERDANCE.COM!
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-05-2003, 04:10 PM:
 
I like hamster dance...ok? For the record, hamster doesn't have a p!
 

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Posted by Michael Brown (Member # 890) on 12-05-2003, 06:14 PM:
 
The Happy Tree Friends
 

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Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 12-05-2003, 06:55 PM:
 
Wow! The badger thing made its rounds around here 2-3 months ago! I love it! The only bad thing is the sound from it gets stuck in a loop in your head and you can't get rid of it for a couple of days!

Thanks Joe for resurrecting this awesome animation. I'd love to get this playing over and over on all the TVs in, say, Best Buy!
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-05-2003, 07:17 PM:
 
That actually would be pretty cool! And make it so that there is no way for the TVs to be turned off or the sound to be turned down (make it loud). It would clear out Best Buy pretty quick and make it so they had less customers. It would also torture their employees. And they deserve to be tortured.

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[ 07-04-2004, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-05-2003, 09:19 PM:
 
Yes, Rach. Hamsters, the small furry critters are spelled without the "P". Hampsters, the animated cartoons that dance on your computer screen are spelled WITH a "P".

It's on the website.
 

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-05-2003, 10:24 PM:
 
I heard this sick verb "felching." How exactly does that relate in speech to hamsters?

Oh, and I disagree about all Flash animation being evil. The badger guy simply used his Flash "powers" for evil rather than good. I tend to just use Flash for large vector-based still graphics and titles. Better than making someone download a clunky, raggedy and large GIF.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-05-2003, 11:51 PM:
 
Evans is correct about "Badger" being around for awhile.

I really like it and I've been running it 24/7 on my 8ft video screen in my S&M dungeon. It really does heighten the "experience".

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-06-2003, 01:10 AM:
 

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Yes, Rach. Hamsters, the small furry critters are spelled without the "P". Hampsters, the animated cartoons that dance on your computer screen are spelled WITH a "P".

It's on the website.

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You have way too much time on your hands!
 

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Posted by Emma Tomiak (Member # 1862) on 12-06-2003, 05:09 AM:
 
Woo for Rathergood.com
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2003, 04:53 PM:
 
BTW: If you open "Badgers" in more than one window and let all the audio play, the effect is enhanced....it is REALLY cool!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 12-06-2003, 07:32 PM:
 
Um, the definition that I heard for 'felching' does not directly relate to hamsters, nor is it anything that even I would want to explain here!

[ 12-06-2003, 11:09 PM: Message edited by: Gracia L. Babbidge ]
 

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Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 12-06-2003, 08:38 PM:
 
Yes...I think the common definition involves gerbils.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2003, 09:21 PM:
 
Ummmm, yeah, sure....whatever.

For those that want to know the "original" real meaning, Click Here

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 12-06-2003, 09:59 PM:
 
badgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!!

You want to talk about annoying flash animation, what if someone puts it on their BUSINESS site?! I was actually consideraing ordering from http://www.davidtyson.com but after visiting their website, I will never, EVER even CONSIDER placing an order with them. Well, maybe if they get rid of all this crap.

Oh, and there's no "non-flash" entry to the site.

=TMP=
 

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Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 12-06-2003, 11:13 PM:
 
Out of morbid curiosity, I clicked the link that posted...

What that site described fits what I'd been told by men with boyfriends.
 

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-06-2003, 11:42 PM:
 
Phil..

Again, you are the recipient of my two famed words...

SWEET JESUS!
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-07-2003, 05:03 AM:
 
Why thank you Jason. I am delighted to be a recipient for a 2nd time of that highly coveted honor.

My sincere appreciation and thanks!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 12-07-2003, 07:53 PM:
 
I dont Understand whats
so Evil about the Badger Animation
I Think its Cool
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-07-2003, 11:29 PM:
 
It is evil. Anyone who doesn't see the evilness is obviously evil. You are evil.[av=o]

[ 07-04-2004, 01:14 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-08-2003, 04:10 AM:
 
Joe, I don't see it.

Ummmmm, see the 1st line of my signature...

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-08-2003, 12:01 PM:
 
More Badger Madness!!

Badgers 2
LOTR: Special Edition
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-08-2003, 12:51 PM:
 
It would be nice if those links worked, Mike. Then again maybe not. [av=m]

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-08-2003, 01:17 PM:
 
Joe, that site Click Here proves your theory about stupid and evil Flash/Animation.

That is the lamest site ever!

For some cool .swf Go Here or Here .

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-08-2003, 02:09 PM:
 
I like chicken, I like liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver!

Oh, badgers - not cats...my bad.
 

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-08-2003, 06:09 PM:
 
I thought "felching" involved some sick stunts done with small rodents. Maybe that's the Howard Stern definition. The one described in Phil's link sounds just as twisted. The practice of either could gain participants entry into any number of psychiatric institutions. The former would likely draw the rage of PETA.
 

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Posted by Kyle Caudill (Member # 1252) on 12-09-2003, 02:12 AM:
 
another bad flash

a remix of dueling banjo's....
 

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Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-09-2003, 03:02 AM:
 
Joe must have some kind of anti-badger firewall enabled. Both of the links seem to work fine. Anyone else having problems?

I can't believe we made it to page 3 without someone mentioning homestarruner.com or someone else exhibiting some form of Irrational Exhuberance

Hey! here's another nice collection of flash animations in case you haven't yet had enough!
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-09-2003, 03:07 AM:
 
That 2nd link has some really funny stuff!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Joshua Lott (Member # 240) on 12-09-2003, 09:50 AM:
 
You've gotta try:

Joe Cartoon

and I've been having fun with:

GyroBall
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-09-2003, 10:09 AM:
 
Yeah the links work fine now, Mike Olpin, but before they did not. I want my money back. [av=c]

[ 07-04-2004, 01:19 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]
 

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Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-09-2003, 10:29 AM:
 
Mabey his server was down. I did not make any modifications to the post (Perhaps a mod did?)

I'm going to say his server was down. Refund denied.
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-09-2003, 01:05 PM:
 

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Mabey his server was down. I did not make any modifications to the post (Perhaps a mod did?)

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A mod didn't mod it, it would say underneath if they did.
 

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Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 12-09-2003, 01:48 PM:
 
I almost gotted myself in troubles.

That badgers flash almost made me pee myself right here at my cubicle. Sometime when I can be properly frightened I'll let it run for awhile and be thoroughly amused. But until then I'll have to...

Oh look... something shiny..
 

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Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 12-10-2003, 10:10 AM:
 
queer eye for the straight P.I.M.P
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-10-2003, 07:54 PM:
 
That's sure is a low-life example of the stuff they have on that site.

Those guys are really cleaver and talented and have some really great parodies and original stuff.

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Mark Hajducki (Member # 1732) on 12-10-2003, 08:08 PM:
 
Flash animation is now being used by the UK government in an attempt to get the youth of today to practice safe sex

http://www.playingsafely.co.uk/12stisofchristmas/12-STIs.html
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-10-2003, 08:30 PM:
 
Mark: Thanks for the link. That was hilarious!

Along in the same vein, Here is a game called "Catch The Sperm". While it's an executable and not a .swf, it's still really funny.

I promised Dwayne last summer I would send it to him, but being the flake that I am, I totally forgot until now.

>>> Phil

[ 12-11-2003, 07:03 AM: Message edited by: Phil Hill ]
 

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-10-2003, 11:27 PM:
 
Thanks you you guys who helped me piss away another hour of my existence tonight...


 

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Posted by Josh Jones (Member # 447) on 12-11-2003, 03:29 AM:
 
My sis showed me this a few weeks ago. I think someone had a bit too much of the water pipe and or mushrooms for inspiration

Josh
 

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Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 12-11-2003, 04:29 AM:
 
Yes, Liquid Generation has some of the best (and most shocking) flash animation out there. However, it is spawned by one the most evil internet based data collection agencies (LGiX). They're counting. Every click you make, every poll or survey is tallyed up and then sold to any corporation with enough money. If you send a friend a cartoon, it logs both your friends and your email, paying attention to the domain (they want to tell there REAL customers what the most popular isp among 16-25 yr olds is). When you cruse their sites, they monitor every click.

But hey, it's funny!
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 12-11-2003, 10:01 AM:
 
That makes me want to go there...
 

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Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 12-12-2003, 12:35 AM:
 
http://ww10.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm
 

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Posted by Josh Jones (Member # 447) on 12-13-2003, 05:11 PM:
 
click here if you dare!

JJ

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2003, 05:44 PM:
 
DAMN! That is hilarious! Very cleaver!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-13-2003, 06:13 PM:
 
That actually is VERY funny![av=m]

[ 07-04-2004, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2003, 06:35 PM:
 
Yeah those guys are really talented and funny. I posted the main link to eBaum's World back a couple of pages. But here it is again: Click Here.

Go there often...

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Joshua Lott (Member # 240) on 03-19-2004, 03:59 PM:
 
Helicopter Game

High Score 1270
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-04-2004, 01:26 AM:
 
Here are two episodes about Princess, a really cute li'l doggy!
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Awwww... isn't she so cute? She's precious!

Unfortunately only two episodes about Princess' adventures were ever made, and we've got them both here at Film-Tech.

Click here for episode 1

Click here for episode 2

I HIGHLY recommend children playing these episodes at school, or at home in front of other kids. If you have kids, get them in here quick! Don't watch it first to "screen" it for them. Watch it for the first time with them! Also if you have your family over, it would be great to watch it in front of them. They will appreciate you more for who you are. I think sick individuals should stay faaaar away from this, as certainly they will not enjoy it.
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-04-2004, 05:00 PM:
 
So, where does the dog come in? Well, "Preeeeencess" wasn't picked up by the network probably because it was too unfunny.

 

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Posted by Mark Lensenmayer (Member # 134) on 07-04-2004, 06:04 PM:
 
Good Flash Animation? Try this by Olympic piece by Bruno Bozetto.

Olympic Flash Animation by Bozetto

Now, about PRINCESS:::

Trio TV, a small cable network, did a show about the Princess pieces. It was called SHOCKED. It is not on the current Trio schedule, but it may pop up again.

In the early dotcom days, Macromedia was heavily pushing its Shockwave plugin, and they were anticipating that SHOCKWAVE.COM would become a major internet content site. They hired Matt Stone and Trey Parker to create a series for SHOCKWAVE.COM, and promised them that they could do anything they wanted.

Matt and Trey decided to take it to the limit. They wanted to create a sweet little dog that would become a major star, like My Little Pony or something, selling lots of merchandise because it was so cute. Then, they put together the most disgusting content they could, which would seem sweet and innocent through the eyes of the dog.

When Macromedia saw the pieces, they realized there was no way that it was ever going to work, and that they could not possibly release the animation. They were fair about it, and paid Matt and Trey for the work, but they were hidden away for some time. Now, here they are in all of their glory.

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-21-2004, 01:48 PM:
 
Hold your cursor on the guy's face

Cursor Eating Man
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 02-05-2005, 08:00 PM:
 
Fun Interactive Xylophone!
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-05-2005, 08:30 PM:
 
My, that's f*ckin' intelligent... C'mon Joe, THAT'S even below *your* sense of "humor."

I think YOU should be banned and B'day boy Thomass should moderate in your place for 24 hrs.

OH, BTW: Happy birthday, Tom!

(He's now a 13 y/o "mind" in a 23 y/o body...)
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 08-04-2005, 07:09 PM:
 
Try to keep your mouse cursor safe!

Click to play!

Stored on Film-Tech's very own servers for your FULL SCREEN (or at least full browser window frame) pleasure!
 

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-05-2005, 05:51 PM:
 
The little guy cheats! Teleporting ain't fair!
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-06-2005, 06:38 PM:
 

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Try to keep your mouse cursor safe!

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