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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 01-06-2004, 06:16 PM:
Ian stopped by to see Young Black Stallion (why?) today and helped out a little in the Imax booth while I sat on my butt and surfed Film-Tech.

Everything was going fine until he tried to add a 35mm trailer to the lineup.
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 01-06-2004, 06:23 PM:
You mean he forgot to add two 35mm trailers to the lineup? Silly Ian.
Hey Adam, where's your cardboard and duct tape?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2004, 07:20 PM:
Daryl! Welcome back!
Your "vacation" was a bit too long! Next time write or at least send me a postcard, huh?
>>> Phil
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 01-06-2004, 07:23 PM:
To bad I don't have a picture of the cardboard box that used to be attached to the hood to create a baffle over the input slot
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-06-2004, 07:55 PM:
As I learned at UA Greenwood, there are MANY things that Ian Price can't do:
1. Start a movie on time.
2. Splice in frame.
3. Take a nap without getting caught.
4. Thread in frame.
5. Get a decent wage.
6. Get more than a 7 cent increase in pay after 4 years.
7. Notice that 7 cent increase in his wage sooner than 4 months after it takes effect.
Poor Ian. But now he owns us all.
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 01-06-2004, 08:10 PM:
See Joe...you just don' t get it...Ian splices out of frame so when he threads out of frame it comes out in frame...everyone else, that threads in frame, looks like idiots.
I think it is a "tall" thing.
Steve
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 01-06-2004, 09:53 PM:
And then we began the ultimate platter challenge!


(And this was before we went for drinks!)
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-06-2004, 09:59 PM:
I wonder how many manufacturers dare bring platters to next year's ShoWest (not counting Kinoton and Strong) knowing that Ian and the video camera will be there.
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-07-2004, 02:40 AM:
Adam you have destroyed my belief in Ian's ability to levitate.
I can see the ladder in the first platter pic
And that's not 35mm he's holding ,it's pukka 1570 stock.
It 's Ian that makes it look like 35
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 01-07-2004, 03:19 AM:
Here`s one thing I am absolutely sure Ian can`t do - I share that deficiency with him - : losing weight.
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-07-2004, 08:20 AM:
I have actually seen Ian trim down a bit. So I guess you are alone there, Michael.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 01-07-2004, 10:04 AM:
I'm almost as tall as Ian, and I WISH I weighed that much. Then people wouldn't mess with me because they'd always be afraid I would beat them up at the drop of a hat!
I know something Ian can't do... play in the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese! You must be under 48" (or is that feet?)
=TMP=
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 01-07-2004, 10:07 AM:
Thomas - with the ball pit at Chuck-E-Cheese - that height restriction really varies with how busy the place is and the mood of the staff.
Dead night + mellow staff = big kids playing in the ball pit.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-07-2004, 12:11 PM:
I got "benched" one time for playing too roughly at Discovery Fun Zone when I was in Hawaii with my mom and her friend's family. That was embarassing.
I'd like to see Ian sitting on a Super Platter sometime... and if it breaks we can send him around the land doing the world a favor.
And for Thomas up there...
I wish I was still all tall and uber skinny. Actually, people still call me skinny, and I guess on average, I am but when you go from 6'1" 140lbs to 6'1" 175lbs -- you don't feel too damned skinny anymore.
I need to go call Adam now and get the details about the possible shenannigans and tom-foolery comitted after drinks.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-07-2004, 12:40 PM:
quote:
I'd like to see Ian sitting on a Super Platter sometime
Myself and Norm (not together) have stood on Super Platters before- They can pass the 'Ian Test'...
-Aaron
Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 01-07-2004, 01:38 PM:
quote:
Here`s one thing I am absolutely sure Ian can`t do - I share that deficiency with him - : losing weight.
Hey Michael; Race you to zero.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-07-2004, 02:18 PM:
We should see how many people we can fit on a platter before danger of disaster strikes.
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 01-07-2004, 07:31 PM:
Before? Destructive testing is much more fun.
Posted by Kelsey Black (Member # 126) on 01-08-2004, 03:59 AM:
Especially when it's destructive testing of undesirable equipment.... i.e. stupor platters.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2004, 03:55 PM:
I know what he can't do...
Get his neighbor's dogs to stop shitting on his lawn...
>>> Phil
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