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Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 01-28-2004, 10:08 AM:

With the Academy and the Razzies nominations announced in the last few days. Here are the "The Stinkers" nominations

The Stinkers: Worst of 2003

Worst Film

Boat Trip
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
The Cat in the Hat
From Justin to Kelly
Gigli

Worst Sense of Direction (Stop them before they direct again!)

Richard Benjamin (Marci X)
Martin Brest (Gigli)
Robert Iscove (From Justin to Kelly)
McG (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle)
Bo Welch (The Cat in the Hat)

Worst Performance by an Actor in a Lead Role

Ben Affleck (Daredevil, Gigli)
Macaulay Culkin (Party Monster)
Cuba Gooding, Jr.(Boat Trip, Fighting Temptations, Radio)
Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat)

Worst Performance by an Actress in a Lead Role

Drew Barrymore (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle & Duplex)
Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly)
Kate Hudson (Alex & Emma & How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)
Lisa Kudrow (Marci X)
Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)

Worst Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

Alec Baldwin (The Cat in the Hat)
Justin Bartha (Gigli)
John Malkovich (Johnny English)
Roger Moore (Boat Trip)
Sylvester Stallone (Spy Kids 3D: Game Over)

Worst Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses)
Penelope Cruz (Gothika & Masked and Anonymous)
Robin Givens (Head of State)
Lainie Kazen (Gigli)
Estella Warren (Kangaroo Jack)

Worst Screenplay for a Film Grossing More Than $100 Million Worldwide (using Hollywood math)

The Cat in the Hat
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The Matrix Reloaded & The Matrix Revolutions
Scary Movie 3

Most Painfully Unfunny Comedy

Boat Trip
The Cat in the Hat
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Kangaroo Jack
Scary Movie 3

Worst Song or Song Performance in a Film or its End Credits

Anytime (Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini)(From Kelly to Justin)
Baby Got Back (Justin Bartha)(Gigli)
'Cross the Green Mountain (Bob Dylan)(Gods and Generals)
Fun,Fun,Fun (Mike Myers)(The Cat in the Hat)
Power in My Purse (Lisa Kudrow)(Marci X)

Most Intrusive Musical Score

Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Gigli
House of 1000 Corpses
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Worst On-Screen Couple

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)
Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini (From Kelly to Justin)
Cuba Gooding, Jr. & anyone forced to co-star with him (Boat Trip, Fighting Temptations, Radio)
Lisa Kudrow & Damon Wayans (Marci X)
Stephen Lang & 5-Year-old Lydia Jordan (Gods & Generals)

Worst Fake Accent - Male

Ben Affleck (Gigli)
Walter Goggins (House of 1000 Corpses)
John Malkovich (Johnny English)
Mike Myers (The Cat in the Hat)
John Travolta (Basic)

Worst Fake Accent - Female

Karen Black (House of 1000 Corpses)
Kelly Clarkson (From Justin to Kelly)
Kate Hudson (Alex & Emma)
Jennifer Lopez (Gigli)
Connie Nielson (Basic)

Worst Sequel

Bad Boys 2
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The Matrix Reloaded & The Matrix Revolutions
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over

Least "Special" Special Effects

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Hulk
Kangaroo Jack
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Spy Kids 3D: Game Over

Worst On-Screen Group

The Angels (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
The League of the Hopelessly Miscast (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)
The Pennsylvania Posse (From Justin to Kelly)
The Post-Teen Alcoholics (The Real Cancun)
Sylvester Stallone & his multiple personalities (Spy Kid 3D: Game Over)

Most Annoying Non-Human Character

The Cat in the Hat(Mike Myers)(The Cat in the Hat)
The Hulk (Hulk)
Kangaroo Jack (Kangaroo Jack)
Thing 1 & Thing 2(voices by Dan Castellaneta)(Cat in the Hat)
Tink (Ludivine Sagnier) (Peter Pan)

Most Overrated Movie

Big Fish
Kill Bill: Vol 1
The Last Samurai
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Lost in Translation

Posted by Roger Katz (Member # 1625) on 01-28-2004, 10:48 AM:

I guess I've been lucky - or smart - in that I've only seen two movies on that list. I loved House of 1,000 Corpses, and I thought Kill Bill was pretty good although I do admit it is overrated.

Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 01-28-2004, 12:09 PM:

I've never heard of "the stinkers". Seems it spends an awful lot of time picking on psuedo movies like "from justin to kelly", which only 17 people ever saw.

From Justin to Kelly wasn't a real movie. Just because it was in a movie theater for a day or two doesn't make it a movie, but I am sure it was a stinker none the less.

Dave

Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 01-28-2004, 12:26 PM:

Aren't these called the 'Razzies'?

In any event, some years I agree with these, some years I don't. I believe it was two or three years ago now that 3,000 Miles to Graceland was nominated for 'Worst Picture.' Now, 3,000 Miles to Graceland wasn't exactly a work of artistic genius, but I have to question it when Josie and the Pussycats-which opened merely a month or so after Graceland, was not nominated for worst picture.

Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 01-28-2004, 01:34 PM:

The Razzies is a different group that has an award show for Worst Films and performances of the year.

http://www.thestinkers.com

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 01-28-2004, 06:31 PM:

I think they were a little hard on Cuba Gooding, Jr. "Radio" was probably one of the most well-liked movies of the year, at least here in "middle America."

I wish there were a few more "worst" categories in which to place "The Cat in the Hat."

Posted by Michael Gonzalez (Member # 593) on 01-28-2004, 07:30 PM:

For worst couple how could they forget about Britney Murphy and that little girl in Uptown Girls?

Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 01-28-2004, 11:49 PM:

Hey now lay off my Brittany Murphy! And that little girl, she's damned cute!

No in all seriousness, brittany murphy has that really raspy lower toned voice that makes men melt.... then they see she is a crack whore.... ALL THE MORE REASON TO LOVE...

Ciao

Dave

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-29-2004, 08:57 AM:

I agree. I enjoyed "Radio" and Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance, as well as that of Ed Harris.

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 01-29-2004, 01:11 PM:

quote:
Most Overrated Movie

* Big Fish
Kill Bill: Vol 1
The Last Samurai
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Lost in Translation

OK? These were the best movies of the year....I would hardly consider them overrated. Can anyone seriously consider the Return of the King or Last Samurai to be mediocre? Big Fish had probably the best story of any movie I saw in 03

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 01-29-2004, 02:47 PM:

I agree with Chris. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-29-2004, 06:42 PM:

Perhaps it should have been 'Most Over-Hyped'...

All of those titles with maybe the exception of 'Lost In Translation' were hyped up ad infinitum! [Roll Eyes]

-Aaron