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Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 02-28-2004, 01:38 AM:

What kind of animals would the FT moderators come back as? Choose at least one moderator -- or more -- and explain what characteristics they have in common with the animal(s) you chose.

Please limit your "predictions" to the moderators! No need to worry about hurting their feelings -- I have it on "good authority" that they have none! [Razz]

Rachel -- St. Bernard. She reminds me of a cuddly toy I won at a carnival
Brad -- a frog, because he's probably more afraid of me than I am of him
Joe -- a cat, because it's all about him
Scott -- a bear. I don't really know why. It just seems right.

I've got nothing for the others so far. Stay tuned!

[ 02-28-2004, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Manny Knowles ]

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 02-28-2004, 10:03 AM:

Dear Diary:

I'm trying to find a Canadian animal that works real hard and doesn't require much sleep.

Yours as always,
Manny.

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 02-28-2004, 11:30 AM:

Beaver [Big Grin]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 02-28-2004, 11:42 AM:

Now Gordy, who would you be talking of?

Brad - A Big NICE Bear. Just reminds me of a Cuddly teddy Bear. [Smile]

Not the kind that would rip you to pieces...

Joe - A Dog. Because that's what he is. [Razz]

Adam - A Rat. Because he looks like my ex and they called him Rat Boy back in High school. Although Adam DOESN'T resemble a rat at all!

Daryl - A Cat. Because he's always sleeping!

Scott - A Turtoise. Because he's so shy.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 02-28-2004, 01:13 PM:

That should be "dawg" and not "dog", dawg.

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 02-28-2004, 06:02 PM:

No Joe, I meant Dog.

And Manny, thanks for the entertaining posts - as always! [thumbsup]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-28-2004, 06:14 PM:

I think Manny will come back as a gerbil. After all he IS "bootylicious" ya know! [Big Grin]

Rachel will of course come back as a chipmunk, being that she is chipper and all.

Daryl will return as an owl. Always quietly watching everyone, very smart and doesn't sleep much.

Scott will be a penguin. You'll have to ask him why.

Adam will come back as a giraffe. He's too tall as it is.

Joe will return as a chimp...always having fun flinging crap at people.

Scott Neff will return as a chicken, only to be slaughtered for a Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

Ian Price will be an elephant, for no reincarnation of him will be small.

Ky Boyd will return as a laughing hyiena. Just look at his forum picture and it'll make sense.

Josh Jones will come back as a deer, just content doing his thing quietly all to himself and not bothering anyone.

John Pytlak will most probably return as a parrot. He is the linkmaster to information on the web as it is, but in his future animal life he would quote things verbally.

Michael Schaffer will be a German shepard.

Dan Lyons would come back as a little puppy dog.

Phil Hill will be one of those little circus monkeys...or possibly a sperm whale...or I suppose an anteater (since they suck).

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 02-28-2004, 09:21 PM:

I will never die. Every moderator except Rachel will come back as an ant. And then I will step on them and the world will finally be mine!

Rachel will come back as a baboon. Oh wait she already is a baboon! [Razz]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-28-2004, 09:47 PM:

Oh Puleeze! Ya know Brad, sometimes I think you have a brain...this is not one of them.

I agree with Joe, Dead ant, dead ant, dah dead ant, etc... All of yous mods! Except Joe...He's STILL my hero!

BTW: When did Ian, Ky, and Scott #2 become mods? I wish the F*uck you'd get it together Mr. Grand-Poo-BAH!

I would vote for Manny to be a mod, but I'm not into gerbils...(thank God!) besides, I know how to cook pasta! [evil]

>>> Phil

(And I gave much shit to Manny in email about this POINTLESS thread. I guess I was WAAAAAAY off-base, huh?)

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 02-29-2004, 03:29 AM:

Actually, at this time I intend to return as a Great White Shark.

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 02-29-2004, 09:59 AM:

I dunno how great you'd be. [Razz]

Why not come back as a spider?

Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 02-29-2004, 03:05 PM:

Now that I work for Adam, I guess I should contribute. I'll have to second the 'rat', but rather than the giraffe, I think one of those walking stick insects - when he turns sideways I swear the man disappears.

Either that or some sort of hawk, picking out EVERY LITTLE MISTAKE! [Razz]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-29-2004, 04:24 PM:

quote:
I'm trying to find a Canadian animal that works real hard and doesn't require much sleep.

"Think of" or "find"? [Razz]

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 02-29-2004, 05:24 PM:

Find. You don't think of animals you don't already know about.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-04-2004, 05:54 AM:

Makes me wonder what Manny would do with that Canadian "animal" once he found him. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-04-2004, 06:26 PM:

Why ... he'd cook it and eat it, of course! Mmmmm ... beaver.

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-04-2004, 06:49 PM:

You sure about that Adam? I thought beaver tastes a lot like your definition of fish tacos. [Wink]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-04-2004, 10:24 PM:

Fish tacos? Depends on the beaver. [Smile]

[av=m]

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 03-05-2004, 10:28 AM:

Taste more like Play Doh if you ask me

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-05-2004, 12:40 PM:

The problem is in the cooking.

You don't cook a beaver you eat it raw. And of course, it smells like fish, after all it is a beaver. [Wink]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 03-29-2004, 08:57 PM:

Where do you people get fish from??? I think Don's version is baby puppy. To me it just smells like beaver - hot or raw!

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 03-29-2004, 10:35 PM:

[Roll Eyes]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 03-29-2004, 10:45 PM:

WHAT??? [Razz]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-31-2004, 10:52 AM:

A Canadian Beaver tastes exactly like Rachel's cat tasted at the bar-b-que last summer. It's the gerbil's you have to watch out for. [Wink]

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 03-31-2004, 11:12 AM:

Gerbils? Did those come with or without the applicator?