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Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 03-04-2004, 03:36 AM:

nothing personal. i hope it's really just a subtle spoof of something. it reminds me of the kids tormenting judas in that mel gibson movie. maybe i have something on my conscience.

people used to say i looked like the unabomber. that was kinda cool but it got stale after a while, after the 50th time. i guess it died down when he stopped being in the news all the time. his manifesto's actually a pretty good read, though.

now people say i look like jesus. i think the unabomber was a better fit. but beauty's only skin deep, as they say.

carl

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 03-04-2004, 03:53 AM:

Shocking but true - that`s actually what Joe looks like in real life.

Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 03-04-2004, 12:41 PM:

Carl Martin's lack of a picture is creeping me out. [Eek!]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-04-2004, 02:17 PM:

I think it's because we've been looking at funky Photoshop-ed pictures of Joe for so long they start to look normal. Now, when we look at a "normal" picture of Joe (if there is such a thing as a normal picture of Joe) we can't recognize him!

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-04-2004, 06:23 PM:

Hey, Ian ... let's go to Berkeley this weekend and find a projectionist that looks like Jesus the Unabomber and take his picture.

PS - I took that photo of Joe a couple of hours after I poked his eyeballs out.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-04-2004, 07:44 PM:

[av=h]Don't like my picture, eh? Not good enough for you, eh? Well let's see. I think maybe I might forget NOT to ban you!

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 03-04-2004, 10:40 PM:

"Carl Martin's lack of a picture is creeping me out."
________________________________________________________________

Thats because Carl Martin is really Joe [Eek!]

Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 03-05-2004, 05:27 AM:

uh oh, mark. now we're both pissed at you!

i almost like joe's new post-specific pics. and credit is due for taking the time to do that. or is it random and they just happen to seem to match the emotion of the post? i revoke the credit if that's the case.

oh and, we don't allow cameras in our theater. you'll have to disguise it as a pizza.

carl

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-05-2004, 05:55 PM:

It's an AI algorithm I wrote. It chooses the picture based on the wording of the post.

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 03-06-2004, 04:13 AM:

Nice - 26 new pics.

How long did it take to come up with all those?

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 03-06-2004, 10:55 AM:

I assume there is one was specifically intended to post in response to people who don't submit member photos.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-06-2004, 12:58 PM:

Yup.[av=m]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 03-06-2004, 08:50 PM:

Joe just scares me, in fact this thread scares me, its just not right! [evil]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-06-2004, 09:43 PM:

[av=z]You know you want me, Rachel! [Smile]

The reason this thread isn't right is because carl martin can't even capitalize my name. Probably flunked out of elementary school! [Razz]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-07-2004, 12:37 AM:

Uh oh. I've seen that look before on Joe. RUN RACHEL!!!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-07-2004, 01:26 AM:

[av=d]Eww! I'd never look at you like that, Brad! When did you see this look on me? Perhaps you WANTED to see me look at you like that. Hopefully when you saw this look on me, I was looking at a hot woman or something. Or at least a cheeseburger. [Smile]

Posted by Travis Hubrig (Member # 1745) on 03-07-2004, 02:08 AM:

I have noticed that some of your photos match your 'smileys'

which photo goes with [sex]

--don't take it the wrong way, a friend wanted to know-- [Wink]

and as always, please don't ban me, mighty moderators.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-07-2004, 03:08 AM:

[av=b]BANNED!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-07-2004, 03:10 AM:

I never said you gave ME that look, Joe. (and thank god for that!!!)

If you must know, you gave that look towards a stack of porn videotapes.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-07-2004, 04:21 AM:

Oh. OK then.[av=c]

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 03-07-2004, 01:03 PM:

I think it is pretty cool.

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 03-07-2004, 06:57 PM:

Travis -- The [sex]

picture is the one with the TONGUE!

Yeah, baby! [evil]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-07-2004, 10:25 PM:

Thanks Manny. I think.[av=o]

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 03-08-2004, 04:19 PM:

Well Joes pics dont bother me but Brad's new one is a little freaky.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-08-2004, 04:22 PM:

Brad goes through phases. He dyed his hair black and now he is the main pimp daddy! He might be able to hook even you up, Chris! [Smile]

[av=m]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-08-2004, 04:24 PM:

What is wrong with your new monitor Joe? I colored my hair purple with orange highlights. [Razz]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-08-2004, 04:50 PM:

You're definitely correct in that my new monitor sucks incredible amounts of unwiped ass! Screw these Apple Cinema Displays! Next time dye your hair in one of the 4 colors that my monitor can reproduce! [av=p]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 03-08-2004, 04:53 PM:

Brad looks like a little boy in his pic....AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW how cute! [Smile]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-08-2004, 06:58 PM:

I am 34 Rachel. You should know that I don't age...but until my patent comes through on my anti-aging recipe, I'm not sharing the secret. [thumbsup]

So where's YOUR new pic Rachel? [evil]

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 03-08-2004, 06:59 PM:

Yeah, the piracy pic is a little "dated" now.

Get with the program, Rach! [evil]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-08-2004, 08:38 PM:

Manny's new ID "quote" is funny! For a new game, the "mods" should post a member's picture at random and then we all can take turns putting quotes to it.

I vote for the 1st random picture to be Scott Neff's new pic.

>>> Phil

Posted by Don Bruechert (Member # 1538) on 03-08-2004, 11:02 PM:

OK, I'm going off topic here, but why not... It seems to be the norm...

First (on topic) I agree with Rachel. The pic of Brad in the blue shirt always led me to believe he was an old dude (and crabby looking at that). Now we get this new pic that could pass for his 20 year old son or something.... Summthin ain't right there!

And now, on to the meat of the discussion... I have been lurking for a while, and I have to admit that I really enjoy Randy's new picture. I do have to say though, that I would bemore impressed with the potential if the black CamLok was in your left hand and the green one in the right... Not that it would do much, being the first connection, there wouldn't be a complete path anyway, and also considering the connectors are polarized to prevent that from happening... but I do enjoy the thought of that concept... Besides... that only looks like a 400A panel... I prefer the excitement of tapping the 1200A one downstairs with the welding clamps in the true lazy rock 'n roll techie fashion!!!

OK, end of off topicness....

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 03-09-2004, 07:03 AM:

I need to get it together and come up with a new image.

I have never been in prison. I have only visited one ONCE, and that was only for one hour.

Joe, you scare me.

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 03-09-2004, 07:20 AM:

quote:
Now we get this new pic that could pass for his 20 year old son or something.... Summthin ain't right there!

It's the FilmGuard effect -- He's been cleaned up and he's looking like new again.

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 03-09-2004, 01:07 PM:

Apparently, I have a new picture, too. (Well, it's six months [?] old, but hasn't been posted here before). Cool. [Cool]

Brad's new picture creeps me out as well. I liked the last one with him standing next to the CP-200 looking very evil. [evil]

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 03-09-2004, 01:09 PM:

That's a GREAT new pic of you, Scott!

To whom do we owe our eternal thanks and high praise for that one? [thumbsup]

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-09-2004, 02:38 PM:

Agreed, Brad's picture is purely psychopathic. I think I might have to get rid of it. I'm sure a couple mod_rewrite rules would make sure that it never comes back.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-09-2004, 02:52 PM:

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-09-2004, 03:04 PM:

Huh??? Who is that?

Interesting how everyone seems to feel that people must be smiling in a picture. My current one has turned into a "decide the mood" shot. I've gotten everything from sad, angry, tired, content, interrupted, really pissed, displeased, all the way to soulful. I think it's rather humorous seeing how people take it.

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 03-09-2004, 03:06 PM:

I never said not smiling, I said pyschopathic.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-09-2004, 03:15 PM:

quote:
Huh??? Who is that?

The "Unabomber", Theodore Kaczynski.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-09-2004, 03:29 PM:

Just goes to show how much I loooooooooove tv. I rarely even watch the news.

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 03-09-2004, 03:59 PM:

I have not seen but maybe 5 hours of Television the past 2 years. Working two full time jobs just does not leave room for free time. Oh Well. Maybe after I move this weekend and will be closer to both jobs I can afford that luxury again. [Smile]

come to think of it, working that hard does not allow for a girlfriend either. May have to rethink this before I end up 37 and un married eh?

Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 03-09-2004, 05:45 PM:

Gives new meaning to the expression "unwed mother." [Big Grin]

[ 03-10-2004, 11:19 AM: Message edited by: Manny Knowles ]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-17-2004, 09:55 PM:

I see Joe has yet another new pic in his photo ID album. Where & when will it end?

I can't figure out who has the most ID pics... Josh or Joe?

>>> Phil

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-17-2004, 10:44 PM:

But Manny wins the prize for having the most photos that all look like completely different people. (Phil has your prize, Manny.)

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-17-2004, 11:15 PM:

Adam, you look like a priest in that pic... What's with the "robe"?

>>> Phil

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-17-2004, 11:29 PM:

I was giving last rites to a chicken at Chick-fil-A. Someone snapped that photo just as the picketing cows outside distracted me from my duties.

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 03-18-2004, 07:26 PM:

I'd sure like to know what they Fil-A-That-Chick with. Here in SLC its known as "The Rat" because no one really knows whats in it...... [puke]

Mark

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-18-2004, 09:09 PM:

Picketing cows? How udderly disgusting! What a bunch of bull!

>>> Phil

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 03-19-2004, 12:33 AM:

What a gullibull! What a nincowpoop!

Signed,

One who's ass rarely itches

Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 03-19-2004, 03:22 AM:

quote:
What a gullibull! What a nincowpoop!

WHOMP!