Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Who's prettier? Ginger or Mary Ann?

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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 04-15-2004, 08:44 PM:

I'll start. Mary Ann. [evil]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-15-2004, 09:15 PM:

What, we can't have Mrs. Howell as an option??? [Mad]

(Not that it matters - Mary Ann is no contest)

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-15-2004, 09:26 PM:

Definitely Mary Ann. No question. I should close this thread now, it's that final.

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 04-15-2004, 09:27 PM:

Great. Now you're howelling too!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-15-2004, 09:46 PM:

So Brad, did you used to ring her bell & howell? [Roll Eyes]

>>> Phil

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-15-2004, 10:53 PM:

Mary Ann is a hottie, but I have a thing for red heads. I just wonder if Ginger was a real red head or got the color from a bottle.

Posted by Ken Layton (Member # 133) on 04-16-2004, 12:10 AM:

Mary Ann for sure!

Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-16-2004, 12:59 AM:

Mary Ann

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 04-16-2004, 01:44 AM:

Mary Ann, even now!

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 04-16-2004, 03:31 AM:

Mary Ann, but I never watched Gilligan, so I actually want to vote for Marcia Brady. She was/is hot.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-16-2004, 03:40 AM:

Mike, you're bringing the Brady Bunch into all this? I vote for Peter...

>>> Phil

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 04-16-2004, 04:03 AM:

Sign me up for Alice! Well, no, not really... [evil]

AJG

Posted by Peter Kerchinsky (Member # 1098) on 04-16-2004, 05:16 AM:

MaryAnn
Especially when she wore those HOT HOT short shorts.
I've always been in love with this woman.
God knows, I spent hours watching that dumb program just to see MaryAnn is short shorts.
[Eek!]

Ginger was boring, but nice t--s!

Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-16-2004, 08:19 AM:

Mary Ann.

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-16-2004, 08:29 AM:

quote:
Ginger was boring, but nice t--s!

Hey, she did have nice toes!

Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 04-16-2004, 09:01 AM:

aww, somebody give ginger a sympathy vote. ain't gonna be me....

carl

Posted by Randy Loy (Member # 112) on 04-16-2004, 09:49 AM:

Me neither, Carl. Mary Ann! [thumbsup]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-16-2004, 10:30 AM:

Of course, Mary Ann is the hotter of the two babes but she's a country girl.

There's that old line from the movie, Animal House:

quote:

Boon: Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude.

If you went out with Mary Ann, she probably wouldn't even kiss on the first date. If you wanted anything more than a hug and a kiss she'd probably want the dreaded "C-Word"! If you tried to take her for a roll in the hay you might end up staring down the barrell of her daddy's double-barrelled 12 guage!

Ginger, on the other hand, knows how all the parts fit together! [sex]

If you went out on a date with Ginger, not only would you have a better chance of getting her in the sack, she'd probably take you back to her place! Heck! She'd might even want to be on top!

And... When it comes to "oral"... Mary Ann spits. Ginger swallows!

[ 04-16-2004, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Randy Stankey ]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-16-2004, 11:19 AM:

Damn, is that all you guys think about??? I know it's all I think about - wait, I take that back!!! [Razz]

Bobbie said:

quote:
Mary Ann is a hottie, but I have a thing for red heads. I just wonder if Ginger was a real red head or got the color from a bottle.

I'm pretty sure (but not positive) Ginger's color was from a bottle, I remember seeing brown roots at times.

Personally I don't think either of them was particularly "hot" but I agree with Mike about Marcia Brady. [Big Grin]

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-16-2004, 01:05 PM:

Rachel said"Damn, is that all you guys think about??? I know it's all I think about" Well don't just think about it [Big Grin]

I vote for Ginger

But in my youthfull TV days it was Diana Rigg as Mrs Peel that was the reel hottie

Posted by John Walsh (Member # 168) on 04-16-2004, 02:26 PM:

I forgot about Mrs. Peel! Agree with Gordon: very nice. I think the Avengers has aged well; many shows are still fun to watch. E-URP!

But if the choice is between Ginger or Mary Ann, I vote Mary Ann. Actually, I vote the Professor, not because he was a hottie, but .... talk about a guy who could make chicken salad from chicken shit; get ten pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag, etc. He must have come up with 6-8 inventions that could form basic patents, serious reduction of manufacturing materials, and more uses for coconuts then that guy with the peanut. However, I suspect physics may work differently on that island...

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-16-2004, 03:54 PM:

Somehow, I just knew Gordon would pick the Prevost.

Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-16-2004, 04:38 PM:

No, Gordon is in love with the Power Ernemann Puff Girls. The father character is modeled after Gordon and his IMAX coat. [Wink]

When I was growing up all the girls in the neighborhood where Ginger types [puke]

Mary Ann or her daughter, Jennifer Pan anyday [Cool]

Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 04-16-2004, 04:48 PM:

Hands down its Mary Ann. [thumbsup]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-16-2004, 06:46 PM:

I don't care what the rest of you guys say. You can fight over Mary Ann. I'll take Ginger all for my self!
[evil]

OTOH, thinking of TV land type stuff, I really got turned on by Mary Tyler Moore when she was on the Dick Van Dyke Show. Sure, I'm only old enough to have seen the re-runs. But those tight polyester pants she wore, wooo-weee would it show off that ass!

(edit)

P.S., just a tiny nitpick comment, but Rachel, I spell my name with a "y" on the end. Not the "ie". "Bobbie" or "Bobbi" are female versions. It's not that I'm a pussy or anything like that. The "y" thing is just more appropriately masculine.
[Big Grin]

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 04-16-2004, 07:48 PM:

I had the hots for Ginger as I was growing up. Mary Ann was the nice girl-next-door type.

Seen Ginger lately?

Have our friends on the internet been subjected to the 1964-1967 TV series, "Gilligan's Island," like we in the US were / are?

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-16-2004, 09:12 PM:

Sorry BobbY! [Razz]

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-17-2004, 10:39 PM:

Well Rachel we all would really prefer you over both ginger or mary anne [Wink]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-17-2004, 11:42 PM:

Nah, I think everyone wants Jennifer Pan... [evil]

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 04-17-2004, 11:58 PM:

How about Phil? [Eek!]

That pirate hat just gets me everytime!

AJG

Posted by Steven Privett (Member # 718) on 04-18-2004, 12:02 AM:

On the island, Mary Ann. Off the island, no one would know Mary Ann because she's stuck on a farm.
Ginger would be at all the premieres, surrounded by paparazzi. She would be doing layouts in Playboy and marrying Kid Rock or some other bad boy.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-18-2004, 05:17 AM:

It's true Rachel, Jennifer Pan is quite attractive (love her look of indifference on her member photo). But I'm old enough to be her dad. Unless I'm Michael Douglas, I may not be able to get away with that.

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-18-2004, 11:21 AM:

Bobby, that doesn't mean anything! Don is 16 years older then me... as long as I don't mind changing his diapers in my old age, it's ok. [Big Grin]

Jennifer, how old are you anyway?

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-18-2004, 12:44 PM:

19

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-18-2004, 01:56 PM:

That would be a 17 year age difference.

Age should not be all that important an issue, at least not as important as a couple both having something in common and going the right emotional direction. But I can't help thinking about how I was in my senior year of high school when my parents were my age.

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 04-18-2004, 02:31 PM:

I don't think either age difference matters that much, as long as there is some good substance in the relatonship, like Mr Henderson said.
But I have seen way too many couples where she is around 20 and he is around 30. She thinks he is really cool because he is a little more experienced and mature than boys of her age, and he is happy to play that role for her. But in reality, he is really insecure, immature for his age and generally has no success with interesting women in his age group because they can easily see through him. So he works hard to impersonate for younger more impressionable girls what they are looking for.
In some cases relationships with that kind of age difference do work out nicely, but most often you see that unholy constellation, and that has somehow made it always very suspicious to me.
A few years back when I was a little over 30, I met a really nice girl from Latvia (that is a small country on the Eastern Baltic Sea, close to Russia) during a music project and we had a really great time. We had never really talked about our age, so I was absolutely horrified when I found out she was only 18 [Eek!]

I had thought she was maybe 22-24. Not because she looked older, but because girls from the former Eastern Block usually are much tougher and more mature than their Western colleagues. I got over that shock, but it felt really strange at first, and I was really concerned people would think I am one of those pathetic guys described above who prey on young naive girls...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-18-2004, 06:16 PM:

When it comes to age difference in couples, the thing I see all too often is that tired cliché of the older guy with money and the young lady with the hot rod body.

There was one couple like this I used to see in our town's local night spots. Every time I saw them they would not manage lasting an evening without getting pissed at each other, they were just that jealous. The lady didn't want her old cowboy trading her in on a younger model, so she hit the roof everytime she saw him talking to some other babe. He sure as hell didn't like her showing attention to some young stud closer to her age. Almost needless to say, their relationship did not last.

I have friends who have done the same thing. One friend of mine runs a business building commercial properties. His second wife was just drop dead gorgeous, but quite a bit younger. On the surface, not much in common between them, just sex and money. The marriage lasted only four years. The divorce settlement was quite expensive.

This kind of thing has a bad effect on lots of single men and women who regard themselves more as "average." We're not as open minded as we should be, often choosing a more "safe" route with more "safe" people. Out of a sense of self protection, I'm not as likely to pursue a highly attractive woman, thinking she's out of my league. But then I shoot myself down without even giving her a chance to say "yes" instead of the "no" I tend to automatically expect.

In a way, I think that's one possible why Mary Ann often gets more votes. She's more the wholesome "girl next door" type who might not be as likely to rip out your heart and stomp on it. Guys just can't put as much trust in Ginger.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-18-2004, 07:08 PM:

Nah, I think you're reading too much into it. Mary Ann gets more votes because projection-oriented people prefer their dates in focus! [Big Grin]

Posted by Paul Linfesty (Member # 214) on 04-18-2004, 11:57 PM:

Don't forget that Ginger met a violent end in Dallas.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2004, 03:25 AM:

Aaron said:

quote:
How about Phil? That pirate hat just gets me everytime!

Oh PULEEZE, Aaron! Before I can respond to your post; we ALL need to see ***YOUR*** ID pic!

Cut me some slack, dude!

(BTW: A private email of a nude pic of you would suffice...)

BTW2: Jen is TOO cool! (And Jen, 19 is my *FAVORITE* age! Hubba, Hubba!) I really enjoy yakkin' with her... she's become a friend. I wish I was 50 years younger... Ummm... I still wouldn't hit on her. Besides her, there are other "hoties" here that catch my eye... NO NO NO! NOT Joe! JFC! Remember, he's a jerk! [beer]

>>> Phil

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 04-19-2004, 04:16 AM:

50 years younger? That's still very optimistic mathematics, Phil.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2004, 04:24 AM:

F.U. Mike! It's the "new math"!

(And, by F. U. I don't mean Felix Ungar! ...from the film "The Odd Couple") [Wink]

Oh, and BTW Mike... you're pushing the 40/50 thing yourself. All of those/us that are "LUCKY" enuff to survive, will grow old...some more gracefully than others. Hubba Hubba! [Smile]

>>> Phil

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-19-2004, 09:36 AM:

Wel Phil you are only as old as who you feel [Big Grin]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-19-2004, 08:41 PM:

And Phil sure 'feels' old...at least that's what Adam says. [Big Grin]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2004, 09:16 PM:

My dearest Madam...ummm Moderator:

[fu]

Sincerely,

>>> Phil

BTFW: What's this about (M)Adam?

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-20-2004, 01:36 AM:

How drunk was I?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-20-2004, 03:27 AM:

Drunk on Shirley Temples...AGAIN, Adam?

"My name is Francine Fishpaw and I'm an alcoholic"

>>> Phil