Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Phil Hill is a Jerk!

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-21-2004, 10:56 PM:

Ok OK OKAY! In the interest of "equal time", I have been goated into starting this thread. It has nothing to do with the tune "I Hate You" playing right now in the background here.

Give me your best shot. BUT! Be forewarned... I will reply with NO mercy!

(That especially applies to Adam, Daryl, Jeremy, Will, Jason, Rach, and Joe... Oh! And of course our Grand-Poo-BAH!)

>>> Phil

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-21-2004, 11:04 PM:

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 04-21-2004, 11:09 PM:

Starved for attention Phil?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-21-2004, 11:14 PM:

OMG! It's moderator wars! Let's see who can up their post to be 1st!

I find it strange that you 2 have change the post (pecking) order! Hahahahaha

>>> Phil

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 04-21-2004, 11:17 PM:

What are you smokin'?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-22-2004, 01:39 AM:

OK Daryl, this is MY T-shirt:

>>> Phil

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-22-2004, 01:41 AM:

[stupid]

Phil, I don't think Manny is going to appreciate you stealing his shirt.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-22-2004, 01:47 AM:

Oh, PULEEZE! Manny is a pussy! THAT is MY T-Shirt!

>>> Phil

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-22-2004, 01:55 AM:

[stupid]

Yeah right, I've seen your shirt! It says "the man" with an arrow pointing up and then it says "the myth" with an arrow pointing down. [Razz]

Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 04-22-2004, 03:55 AM:

geez, i don't need to label my shirts to figure out which end is the leg end.

carl

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-22-2004, 06:07 AM:

quote: Jeremy Fuentes
Phil Hill is a Jerk

Phil, I have agreed with you many times in the past, and this time is no different. This is by far the best thread I have ever posted in. One question, does your parrot also take milkbaths with you??

Edit: [fu]

I think this is the road leading to Phils house.

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 04-22-2004, 08:43 AM:

I don't think I'll get involved in this thread. I haven't had
my 5th cup of coffee......yet.

Go to it bois.

fjn
Local 294 Ret.

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-22-2004, 09:43 AM:

Phil isn't a jerk but a cool dude we all know that Joe actually created this topic and forged phils name to it

It is all a conspiracy ( I think even illicit Red LEDS are involved [Eek!]

)

Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-22-2004, 10:10 AM:

Phil is not a jerk, he just gets light headed when the blood flows in the wrong direction when he is aroused [Razz]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-22-2004, 10:45 AM:

Oh my god...EWWWW!

Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 04-22-2004, 10:49 AM:

quote: Richard Fowler
Phil is not a jerk, he just gets light headed when the blood flows in the wrong direction when he is aroused

Will the real Long Dong Silver please step forward. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-22-2004, 10:52 AM:

All this attention is going to cause Phil to get a big head.

Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-22-2004, 11:41 AM:

Phil is getting big head no wonder he is smiling [Wink]

Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-22-2004, 12:34 PM:

remember the AIP picture with Ray Milland and Rosey Grier...The Two Headed Man [evil]

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 04-22-2004, 07:10 PM:

Was that not the "Amazing Two-Headed Transplant"

Phil Hill has 2 heads too!

I'd be glad to donate some head-size. I've got more than enough.

Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 04-23-2004, 12:03 PM:

Phil just thinks he's cool because his last name rhymes with his first. All Hollywood people think they're cool because of stuff like that. Or have their first and last names start with the same letter. If you don't fit those two conditions, then you actually have to work to land a part in a movie! [Wink]

=TMP=

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-23-2004, 01:25 PM:

I have just received a private e-mail from Phil Hill. I believe that this is the proper place to get in touch with all of his friends.

Phil has sent an application to Cordell Walker. Phil wants to become a Texas Ranger.

I have warned Phil that Brad, Dwayne, Joe and Adam have all sent in applications and were all rejected for one reason or another.

I think that Phil would make a terrific TR.

I think before he becones a TR he must view every episode in private with Cordell aka Chuck Norris.

Please let Phil know your thoughts. [Smile]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-23-2004, 10:30 PM:

Jeremy, Bruce, etc... YOUs are really something...YA PREVERTS!

Tom: Hmmmmm talk about initials... T.P. Oh! That reminds me, I need to pick up some P.T. (paper towels) as well as some TP.

Bob:
I wanna be a Texas Ranger,
I wanna live a life of danger.
I wanna be a Texas Ranger,
I wanna go to Dallas and con (Brad).

Send ALL replies to "Bob R Us" in care of Mr. Maar.

>>> Phil

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-24-2004, 12:03 AM:

[stupid]

That's not the "TR" Bob's referring to, Phil.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-24-2004, 12:12 AM:

Adam? Haven't got a clue as to what you mean? If you mean a TS, well, I had the "chop" years ago and since changed my mind and got a brand new "big" one...Ummm from Oscar Mayer.

I'm *very* happy now and so are many others...

>>> Phil

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 04-24-2004, 12:53 AM:

PHILLLL....

I can't believe you thought of ME.... You know you're not a jerk.. you're a dick.. there's a difference you know...

And I'm not trying to understand Jeremy's 'Milk Bath and your 'bird'.

Sweet Jesus.. more info than I care to divulge.

Been busy doing other things lately.. haven't posted nor hit the site nearly like I used to...

Phil, did I mention you're a dick? [Big Grin]

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 04-24-2004, 06:38 AM:

Jason

I didn't notice you saying anything about Phil being a dick in your posts.

He knows I am a perv. Thanks!

It's 7:40 AM eastern time. Phil is still asleep... three hours behind me on the west coast... dreaming about me... Dream on, dickie!

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-24-2004, 10:27 PM:

quote: Jason Black
And I'm not trying to understand Jeremy's 'Milk Bath and your 'bird'.

Jason, please keep my name out of your posts!! Just kidding buddy. [Big Grin]

Wouldnt want you to cast a magic spell on me, Joe told me you were a magician. [Smile]

Phil, dont listen to what Jason says, youre still a jerk!!

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-24-2004, 10:54 PM:

Milk Bath? Where?

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 04-25-2004, 12:23 AM:

Rachel,

Your tub, 2:00EST 4/25. Make sure Don is not home as Phil and his "bird" will be there...

End of transmission.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-25-2004, 02:48 AM:

Oh My... Jason, I'm *always* thinking about you! YOU are soooo HOT! Hubba Hubba!

>>> Phil

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 04-25-2004, 01:16 PM:

The Joe Redifer "jerk" thread has more posts than the Phil thread. So does that mean Joe is a bigger jerk than Phil? (Pause now for a dozen "bigger" jokes)

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-25-2004, 03:21 PM:

Well we could have a vote to see who is the bigger jerk, but Joe has the capability of changing the results, and that wouldnt be fair to Phil. So I guess that means that Joe is the bigger jerk. [Big Grin]

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-25-2004, 03:46 PM:

It just means everyone likes to talk about Joe more. That makes Phil angry, he likes all the attention.

Phil also likes to talk about himself more then Joe does. Phil has posted 7 times so far in his own 3 page jerkoff thread making his posts about 21% of all posts in that particular thread (including this one). Joe has only posted 6 times in his own 4 page jerkoff thread making his posts about 11% of all posts in that particular thread.

Phil talks about himself 10% more then Joe does! [Big Grin]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2004, 10:35 PM:

Madam Moderator:

At the risk of "boosting" my post-number-rating, I would like to point out that my posts are in response or comments about "negative" posts as I originally promised to do.

>>> Phil

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 04-26-2004, 10:45 PM:

[stupid]

Phil is a sexy beeyotch!!!! [Big Grin]

[ 04-26-2004, 10:47 PM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-27-2004, 03:56 AM:

(Damn! I need MORE paper to write down why I hate Joe!)

>>> Phil

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-27-2004, 03:31 PM:

[stupid]

Don't worry Phil, you can post it in my JERK thread. Waitaminute. NO YOU CAN'T!!!! HA ahahahahahahaha[av=m]