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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-29-2004, 05:25 PM:
Jen and Clint comments got me to thinking that it's been a long while since we've played the 3-word game.
So, at the risk of pissing off the Grand-Poo-BAH, I'll start a new one.
The ONLY rule is you must continue the thought-chain with 3 words. NO cheating by making up acronyms or running words together.
>>> Phil
Here is the start:
Jen and Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-29-2004, 05:32 PM:
both play guitar
Posted by Stephen Furley (Member # 1277) on 06-29-2004, 05:53 PM:
at their local
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 06:56 PM:
den of iniquity
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-29-2004, 06:59 PM:
owned by Brad
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 06-29-2004, 07:08 PM:
who also owns
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 07:12 PM:
phil's sex den
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-29-2004, 07:39 PM:
also known as
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 06-29-2004, 07:55 PM:
Jen's sex den
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 08:14 PM:
and perversion pit
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-29-2004, 08:20 PM:
which is frequently
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-29-2004, 08:34 PM:
in and out
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-29-2004, 08:34 PM:
of the really
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-29-2004, 09:00 PM:
nasty dark places
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-29-2004, 09:07 PM:
reminiscent of Phil's
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 06-29-2004, 09:15 PM:
moist well oiled
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 09:30 PM:
intelectually well stimulated ....
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-29-2004, 09:31 PM:
hunky body! Meanwhile
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 09:34 PM:
jem pans body
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-29-2004, 09:41 PM:
sits on the
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 09:43 PM:
don't go there
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-29-2004, 09:44 PM:
but we will
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-29-2004, 09:49 PM:
no we won't
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-29-2004, 09:52 PM:
floor with her
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-29-2004, 10:41 PM:
smelly old moldy
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-29-2004, 11:35 PM:
sneakers, which look
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-29-2004, 11:37 PM:
like your mom [av=m]
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 06-29-2004, 11:54 PM:
in the morning
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-30-2004, 12:46 AM:
after a night
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-30-2004, 01:29 AM:
of hard drinking.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-30-2004, 02:21 AM:
Will this thread
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 06-30-2004, 02:28 AM:
overcome Bob Maar?
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-30-2004, 06:19 AM:
No it won't
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-30-2004, 06:50 AM:
YES IT WILL!
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-30-2004, 07:32 AM:
No it won't.
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-30-2004, 07:40 AM:
lets move on
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-30-2004, 08:01 AM:
for now is
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 06-30-2004, 08:24 AM:
the time for
Posted by Stephen Furley (Member # 1277) on 06-30-2004, 08:31 AM:
my computer to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-30-2004, 11:12 AM:
freeze. Meanwhile back
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-30-2004, 11:33 AM:
on Film-Tech
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-30-2004, 12:42 PM:
Jen and Phil
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-30-2004, 12:44 PM:
are going to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-30-2004, 12:44 PM:
check on the
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 06-30-2004, 01:08 PM:
naked people at
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-30-2004, 02:44 PM:
the screening of
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-30-2004, 02:47 PM:
the new musical
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 06-30-2004, 02:52 PM:
"Super Size Me"
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-30-2004, 03:05 PM:
being shown in
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-30-2004, 03:11 PM:
the new IMAX
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 03:28 PM:
Mini-me 16mm format.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-30-2004, 03:43 PM:
Getting the new
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 06-30-2004, 03:50 PM:
subwoofer behind the
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-30-2004, 06:26 PM:
back seat of
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 06-30-2004, 06:52 PM:
Phil's 1976 Pinto
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 06-30-2004, 06:53 PM:
Caused a Sudden
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-30-2004, 07:04 PM:
large format eruption
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 07:38 PM:
in the private
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-30-2004, 07:39 PM:
parts of Phil's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 07:43 PM:
mind. Then all
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-30-2004, 07:52 PM:
the sudden, Phil's
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-30-2004, 08:00 PM:
Pinto hit the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 08:06 PM:
maximum speed of
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-30-2004, 08:06 PM:
24 frames per
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-30-2004, 08:14 PM:
nanosecond, which produced
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-30-2004, 08:24 PM:
a pinto bean
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-30-2004, 08:28 PM:
warping though space
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-30-2004, 08:31 PM:
with noxious fumes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 08:31 PM:
toward Saturn's rings.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-30-2004, 08:35 PM:
with no hassle
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-30-2004, 08:51 PM:
no frills service
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-30-2004, 09:45 PM:
by the parrot
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-30-2004, 09:52 PM:
swinging from the
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-30-2004, 09:54 PM:
banana attached to
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 06-30-2004, 10:11 PM:
Phil's #$%^Y which
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2004, 10:17 PM:
means shoulder. Therefor
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-30-2004, 10:51 PM:
you can ignore
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 06-30-2004, 10:55 PM:
all those flying
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-30-2004, 10:58 PM:
parrot turds on
Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-30-2004, 11:00 PM:
my popcorn popper
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-30-2004, 11:24 PM:
for extra flavoring
Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 06-30-2004, 11:25 PM:
meant so much
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-30-2004, 11:26 PM:
more coke sells
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 12:00 AM:
then pot. Meanwhile,
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 07-01-2004, 12:09 AM:
in walks Gordon
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 07-01-2004, 12:11 AM:
Flesh that is
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-01-2004, 01:55 AM:
hotter than Phil's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-01-2004, 02:12 AM:
very own large
Posted by David Ingalsbe (Member # 2433) on 07-01-2004, 02:53 AM:
coke tower that
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 07:17 AM:
doesn't have Coke,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 07:19 AM:
only Pepsi that
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-01-2004, 07:25 AM:
tastes like crap
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-01-2004, 07:55 AM:
but sell's like
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-01-2004, 08:13 AM:
the Scent of
Posted by Dan Chilton (Member # 2288) on 07-01-2004, 08:43 AM:
well sold Pepsi.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 09:28 AM:
Phil's Dr. Pepper
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 09:44 AM:
prescribed Viagra for
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-01-2004, 09:48 AM:
Joe Redifer who
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 10:07 AM:
scratches his ass
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 10:14 AM:
which is hard
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 10:16 AM:
to visualize without
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 11:07 AM:
using computer generated
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 11:31 AM:
images. Back at
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 11:47 AM:
Viagra's research facility
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 12:03 PM:
Joe serves as
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 12:16 PM:
an example of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 12:24 PM:
experiments gone wrong.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 12:31 PM:
But at least
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 12:32 PM:
his ass is
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-01-2004, 12:33 PM:
Lubed and ready
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 12:37 PM:
despite the fact
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 12:41 PM:
that Joe and
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 12:46 PM:
Phil both own
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-01-2004, 12:53 PM:
stock in vaseline
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 12:54 PM:
based foods. They
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-01-2004, 12:56 PM:
still like Crisco
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-01-2004, 12:57 PM:
as opposed to
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-01-2004, 12:58 PM:
using KY Jelly
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-01-2004, 01:01 PM:
to lubricate their
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 01:02 PM:
well oiled machines.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 01:06 PM:
Speaking of machines
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2004, 01:06 PM:
Kinoton projectors are
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 01:12 PM:
just about the
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 01:25 PM:
worst excuse for
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-01-2004, 01:27 PM:
Jumping in the
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-01-2004, 02:20 PM:
bug infested pool
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 02:25 PM:
of projector oil
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-01-2004, 02:28 PM:
sludge, featured in
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 07-01-2004, 02:30 PM:
Brad's screening room
Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-01-2004, 02:34 PM:
surrounded by cans
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2004, 02:36 PM:
of Crisco and WD-40.
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 07-01-2004, 02:52 PM:
Phil just Cheated
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-01-2004, 03:00 PM:
and should be
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 03:01 PM:
made to work
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 07-01-2004, 03:04 PM:
in Detroit City.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 03:16 PM:
Phil and Detroit
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 03:19 PM:
shouldn't go together
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 03:20 PM:
very well because
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 03:22 PM:
Detroit's full of
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-01-2004, 03:28 PM:
people who like
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 03:30 PM:
fast cars and
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 03:30 PM:
watching movies about
Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-01-2004, 03:32 PM:
white rappers and
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-01-2004, 03:33 PM:
little, fuzzy bunnies
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 03:38 PM:
killing people. Anyhow,
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-01-2004, 03:39 PM:
Phil's fetishes aren't
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 03:45 PM:
fully understood by
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-01-2004, 03:49 PM:
the majority of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 03:51 PM:
the general public
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 03:52 PM:
the Republican right
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-01-2004, 03:54 PM:
or Phil himself.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 04:01 PM:
Even Bill Clinton
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-01-2004, 04:02 PM:
and Monica Lewinsky
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:03 PM:
would have a
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2004, 04:03 PM:
difficult time matching
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:04 PM:
the imagination of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2004, 04:06 PM:
Brian, John, Clint,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:08 PM:
Adam, Brad, Rachael,
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-01-2004, 04:17 PM:
who all lust
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:21 PM:
for the elusive
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 04:21 PM:
for loose morals
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2004, 04:22 PM:
of the Olsens.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 04:23 PM:
the "Cocaine" twins!!!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:28 PM:
As for the
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-01-2004, 04:44 PM:
anamorphic short subject
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-01-2004, 04:45 PM:
film industry, we
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 04:53 PM:
deserve the best
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-01-2004, 05:39 PM:
damn porno ever!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 05:50 PM:
Did you see
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-01-2004, 05:51 PM:
starring Mike Olpin ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-01-2004, 06:23 PM:
"The Hummer of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2004, 06:33 PM:
the Eternal Summer".
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-01-2004, 07:35 PM:
On boxofficemojo, it's
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-01-2004, 08:38 PM:
ostentatious in its
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2004, 08:49 PM:
using 25-cent words
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-01-2004, 09:26 PM:
just like these...
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-01-2004, 10:20 PM:
that consisted of
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-01-2004, 11:15 PM:
such classics as
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-02-2004, 01:25 AM:
"Please Tap Phil's"
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-02-2004, 01:38 AM:
incredibly tiny little
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 02:21 AM:
brain. Meanwhile back
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-02-2004, 03:33 AM:
in the lobby
Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 07-02-2004, 03:37 AM:
our man Phil
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 07-02-2004, 04:10 AM:
Dyes His hair
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-02-2004, 08:43 AM:
green to match
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-02-2004, 09:13 AM:
what he thought
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-02-2004, 09:16 AM:
was a normal
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-02-2004, 09:37 AM:
wart on his
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-02-2004, 09:58 AM:
unbelievably humongously oversized
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-02-2004, 10:14 AM:
ears. Now, unfortunately
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 11:27 AM:
Phil's a moderator
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-02-2004, 12:06 PM:
and can do
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 12:39 PM:
the Can Can
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 12:48 PM:
Pimp Slap on
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-02-2004, 12:53 PM:
all of us.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 01:10 PM:
As far as
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-02-2004, 01:24 PM:
buggering a goat
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 02:47 PM:
or goating a
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-02-2004, 03:17 PM:
bugger is concerned
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-02-2004, 03:23 PM:
it is most
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-02-2004, 03:34 PM:
disgusting to find
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 03:40 PM:
out that Phil
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-02-2004, 03:49 PM:
is really Brad's
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 03:53 PM:
Evil alter ego
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-02-2004, 04:00 PM:
which is actually
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 04:09 PM:
none other than
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 04:32 PM:
, drum roll please,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-02-2004, 05:47 PM:
COOTZILLA!!!
Meanwhile, back
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2004, 05:49 PM:
on the farm
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 07:11 PM:
Phil shouts that
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-02-2004, 08:31 PM:
we've lost track
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 08:33 PM:
of his hairy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 08:37 PM:
palms and Catholic
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-02-2004, 08:40 PM:
religon that we
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 09:41 PM:
migrated away from
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-02-2004, 10:23 PM:
when Phil confessed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 10:24 PM:
he thought John
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 10:27 PM:
was actually Yoko Ono
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 10:40 PM:
(Where is Ethan?)
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-02-2004, 11:04 PM:
. But let's not
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 11:20 PM:
bring Ethan into
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 11:34 PM:
as word-count policeman.
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-02-2004, 11:43 PM:
or he might
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2004, 11:45 PM:
bust Todd! Meanwhile
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-02-2004, 11:51 PM:
in the booth
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-02-2004, 11:59 PM:
where big xenon
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-03-2004, 01:38 AM:
bulbs blow up
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-03-2004, 04:00 AM:
just like clockwork
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-03-2004, 04:21 AM:
we find our
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 05:23 AM:
fearless projectionist preparing
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-03-2004, 06:06 AM:
to vomit, because
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-03-2004, 08:19 AM:
the Olsen twins
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-03-2004, 09:59 AM:
farted in unison
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-03-2004, 10:14 AM:
after using cocaine
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-03-2004, 12:12 PM:
with Hilary Duff
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-03-2004, 12:56 PM:
in a jacuzzi.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 01:32 PM:
Wait. What! They
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-03-2004, 01:54 PM:
saw was Jenna
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-03-2004, 02:13 PM:
Jameson bending over
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-03-2004, 03:13 PM:
her car's bonnet
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 03:26 PM:
to look at
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-03-2004, 03:46 PM:
a thong in
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 04:21 PM:
the back of
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-03-2004, 04:49 PM:
a Victoria Secret
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-03-2004, 04:56 PM:
catalog that's been
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-03-2004, 05:01 PM:
sitting in Phil's
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-03-2004, 06:08 PM:
lap all along.
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-03-2004, 06:29 PM:
Jenna then blew
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-03-2004, 07:05 PM:
her nose then
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 07:19 PM:
as the snot
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-03-2004, 07:56 PM:
flew across the
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-03-2004, 08:21 PM:
crack in Brad's
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-03-2004, 08:43 PM:
ugly ass-crack!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 08:44 PM:
Not going there.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-03-2004, 08:59 PM:
He just did.
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-03-2004, 09:13 PM:
Another sentence fragment.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-03-2004, 09:35 PM:
He'll be BANED.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-03-2004, 09:38 PM:
The bane of
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-03-2004, 09:50 PM:
his existence is
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-03-2004, 10:30 PM:
contrary to the
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-03-2004, 11:25 PM:
Nostradamus prediction that
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-04-2004, 12:10 AM:
a group of
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-04-2004, 01:19 AM:
Michael Moore's socks
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-04-2004, 05:28 AM:
will unite together
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-04-2004, 06:08 AM:
in holy matrimony
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-04-2004, 06:26 AM:
when Monica Lewinsky
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-04-2004, 11:46 AM:
and Joe Redifer
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-04-2004, 01:20 PM:
go their separate
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-04-2004, 04:22 PM:
cigar stores to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-04-2004, 04:27 PM:
find a size
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-04-2004, 05:56 PM:
that fits all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-04-2004, 06:03 PM:
and any orifice
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-04-2004, 06:10 PM:
in a storm
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-04-2004, 06:16 PM:
of blind fury
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-05-2004, 01:30 AM:
. How about them
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2004, 02:12 AM:
Dodgers, huh? Anyway,
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-05-2004, 04:06 AM:
nobody really realizes
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-05-2004, 11:45 AM:
how inconcievably huge
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-05-2004, 11:50 AM:
Bill's cigar is
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-05-2004, 12:31 PM:
Compared to Brad's
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-05-2004, 01:25 PM:
deliciously juicy piece
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-05-2004, 02:45 PM:
that is lubricated
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-05-2004, 02:48 PM:
with FilmGuard gel
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-05-2004, 02:52 PM:
specially formulated for
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-05-2004, 04:26 PM:
stronger, whiter teeth
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-05-2004, 09:23 PM:
and fresher breath
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2004, 10:34 PM:
in 10 days!
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-06-2004, 02:16 AM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-06-2004, 03:56 AM:
UA Greenwood Plaza,
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-06-2004, 04:02 AM:
we find our
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-06-2004, 09:10 AM:
missing left-eye print
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 11:20 AM:
sadly in need
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-06-2004, 01:37 PM:
of tender loving
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 02:33 PM:
care and film-guard.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-06-2004, 02:33 PM:
Next on the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 02:40 PM:
Film-Tech moderators agenda
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-06-2004, 02:47 PM:
is a crackdown
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 02:56 PM:
on the abusive
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-06-2004, 03:15 PM:
treatment of projectionists
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 03:23 PM:
by the powers
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-06-2004, 03:38 PM:
of the "Over-Use-Of-The-Hyphen-In-The-English-Language-Committee"
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 03:57 PM:
that clearly states...
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-06-2004, 04:04 PM:
in three words:
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 04:28 PM:
"Don't Go There".
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-06-2004, 04:35 PM:
This means that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-06-2004, 04:54 PM:
Ethan will get
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2004, 05:03 PM:
what Ethan desreves.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-06-2004, 07:45 PM:
The "Over-Use-Of-The-Hyphen-In-The-English-Language-Committee" will
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-06-2004, 08:15 PM:
severely punish those
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-06-2004, 08:19 PM:
in violation of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-06-2004, 08:30 PM:
directives 19, 23,
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-06-2004, 09:10 PM:
regarding position 69
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-06-2004, 11:58 PM:
but only if
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-07-2004, 12:02 AM:
Phil get a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 12:06 AM:
real film job.
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-07-2004, 12:11 AM:
in 3-D Porn-A-Vision
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-07-2004, 02:11 AM:
This thread has
Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 07-07-2004, 04:20 AM:
been on a
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-07-2004, 04:33 AM:
constant downword spiral
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-07-2004, 04:41 AM:
since Phil posted
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2004, 06:03 AM:
that he is
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 08:11 AM:
the thread starter.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-07-2004, 08:40 AM:
Brad, however has
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2004, 08:46 AM:
warned Phil that
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 09:21 AM:
he zip up
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2004, 09:27 AM:
his tight leather
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-07-2004, 09:50 AM:
Tighty Whities or
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 11:01 AM:
risk the chance
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 11:28 AM:
of being arrested
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-07-2004, 11:45 AM:
for indicent exposure
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-07-2004, 12:04 PM:
But Phil doesn't
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 12:06 PM:
listen to Brad
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 12:16 PM:
regarding "small" exposure
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2004, 12:23 PM:
to huge audiences
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 12:56 PM:
of minimal importance
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-07-2004, 02:19 PM:
to anyone but
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-07-2004, 02:37 PM:
Ross Perot's gerbil
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-07-2004, 02:55 PM:
Limmiwinks, however Phil
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 03:12 PM:
's gerbil can kick
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 03:56 PM:
Clint's butt. Todd
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2004, 04:06 PM:
-AO shows 70mm
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-07-2004, 04:24 PM:
in spectacular GerbilVision
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 04:25 PM:
and DTS Digital.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 04:26 PM:
Clint's Felicia will
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 04:35 PM:
Bar-B-Que Phil's gerbil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 04:45 PM:
and Rach's cat.
(God! Yous guys are a handful for me to keep up with!)
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 04:47 PM:
hairy hands mean
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 05:10 PM:
only one thing,
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-07-2004, 05:13 PM:
Phil obvious obsession
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 05:20 PM:
with all things
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-07-2004, 06:23 PM:
important in life
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 06:30 PM:
like Rach's cat.
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-07-2004, 06:38 PM:
Is there ever
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-07-2004, 06:45 PM:
any doubt that
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-07-2004, 10:42 PM:
this type of
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-07-2004, 11:37 PM:
madness will lead
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-08-2004, 12:21 AM:
to post traumatic
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-08-2004, 08:39 AM:
shock syndrome while
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 09:20 AM:
very high voltage
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-08-2004, 09:33 AM:
cooks the cat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 09:43 AM:
whisker detector radio
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 11:11 AM:
makes Phil's crystal
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 11:21 AM:
meth habit more
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-08-2004, 11:27 AM:
expensive as he
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-08-2004, 11:29 AM:
barely keeps up
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-08-2004, 11:42 AM:
with Rachel's Cat
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 11:55 AM:
and his gerbil.
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-08-2004, 12:42 PM:
Limmiwinks has taken
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 12:50 PM:
to licking Phil's
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-08-2004, 12:57 PM:
inner colon tract
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 01:04 PM:
every few minutes
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 01:14 PM:
instead of K
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 03:27 PM:
???
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 03:35 PM:
Questions about Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 03:37 PM:
questionable tastes have
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 03:47 PM:
caused Ken Starr
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 03:51 PM:
to lose sleep
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 03:54 PM:
with nightmares about
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 03:57 PM:
sexually explicit acts
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 04:29 PM:
involving Billy's cigar
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 04:35 PM:
a Cuban Maduro
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 04:38 PM:
and a Gerbil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 04:46 PM:
that infatuates Clint
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 04:52 PM:
a gerbil fetish ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 04:55 PM:
unlike other fetishes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 04:57 PM:
of Clints. Meanwhile
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 05:03 PM:
mutant mohawked moles
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 05:10 PM:
living at Richard's
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-08-2004, 05:14 PM:
Web-Cam porn-house
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 05:19 PM:
are displaying acts
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 05:22 PM:
of random kindness
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 05:23 PM:
and drug-induced spasms.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 05:32 PM:
The projectionist looked
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 05:33 PM:
bewildered when Brad
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 05:35 PM:
walked in on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 05:36 PM:
Clint and Richard
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 05:38 PM:
bar-b-queing gerbils and
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-08-2004, 05:51 PM:
and Phil's demented
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2004, 06:13 PM:
PETA membership friends
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 06:17 PM:
over mesquite wood
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-08-2004, 07:07 PM:
, nice and crispy,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-08-2004, 07:10 PM:
with a tangy
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-08-2004, 07:16 PM:
silicon grease sauce
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-08-2004, 07:45 PM:
that tasted like
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-08-2004, 07:57 PM:
used Simplex oil.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-08-2004, 08:01 PM:
In order to
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-08-2004, 08:03 PM:
preserve the taste
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-08-2004, 08:22 PM:
of worn lubricant,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 08:28 PM:
you must always
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-08-2004, 08:37 PM:
mix a little
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-08-2004, 09:08 PM:
and drink alot
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-08-2004, 09:34 PM:
of FilmGaurd martinis
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-08-2004, 09:58 PM:
while gaining post
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-08-2004, 10:21 PM:
production dubbing vouchers
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-08-2004, 11:47 PM:
for free cookies.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-09-2004, 02:11 AM:
Only then can
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-09-2004, 04:39 AM:
anyone find out
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-09-2004, 06:30 AM:
Phil has been
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-09-2004, 06:39 AM:
released from prison
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-09-2004, 07:14 AM:
on charges of
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-09-2004, 07:23 AM:
far too much
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 08:34 AM:
time on Film-Tech.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-09-2004, 08:55 AM:
and Hollywood Blvd.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-09-2004, 09:11 AM:
helping boys who
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-09-2004, 09:27 AM:
like shooting hoops
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-09-2004, 10:09 AM:
and tossing salads
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 11:22 AM:
from McDonalds. Anytime
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-09-2004, 11:45 AM:
you need her
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 07-09-2004, 11:59 AM:
just wiggle your
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 12:46 PM:
mutant mohawked mole
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-09-2004, 01:25 PM:
appeared on his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 01:30 PM:
rather large abdomen
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-09-2004, 01:50 PM:
Micheal Moore's image
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-09-2004, 02:49 PM:
inciting hostile discussions
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 02:51 PM:
from film-tech members
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-09-2004, 04:18 PM:
who really know
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 04:31 PM:
how to get
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-09-2004, 05:51 PM:
banned for political
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 05:56 PM:
discussions on Film-Tech.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 06:11 PM:
Then, Mr. Tailtrick
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 06:13 PM:
of Topographic Oceans
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-09-2004, 06:29 PM:
yelled for COOTZILLA
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 06:30 PM:
from Abbey Road
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 06:36 PM:
for Brad to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 06:41 PM:
have Deja vu of
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-09-2004, 06:42 PM:
the mighty COOTZILLA
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 06:47 PM:
and Sheik Yerbouti
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 06:51 PM:
of Topographic Lands
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-09-2004, 06:53 PM:
where COOTZILLA lives
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 06:54 PM:
with Ziggy Stardust
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 06:54 PM:
to harass Brad.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-09-2004, 06:56 PM:
COOTZILLA then squaked
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-09-2004, 06:56 PM:
when Clint stepped
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-09-2004, 06:57 PM:
on COOTZILLA's tiny
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2004, 07:02 PM:
and under developed
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-09-2004, 07:58 PM:
COOTZILLA! In fact,
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-09-2004, 11:51 PM:
I was there
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-10-2004, 12:07 AM:
to see the
Posted by Joshua Waaland (Member # 287) on 07-10-2004, 12:18 AM:
COOTZILLA Pull Out
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-10-2004, 01:51 AM:
of yet another
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-10-2004, 09:39 AM:
big fine mess
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-10-2004, 03:20 PM:
instigated by Brad,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-10-2004, 03:39 PM:
Joe, Adam, and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-10-2004, 03:46 PM:
Aaron, Mike, Clint,
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-10-2004, 04:08 PM:
and dont forget
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-10-2004, 04:11 PM:
Richard, John, Todd,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-10-2004, 04:36 PM:
FJN, SDN, DOS,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-10-2004, 04:41 PM:
TMP, Josh, Jason,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-10-2004, 05:02 PM:
Nate, Ian, Aaron,
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-10-2004, 07:06 PM:
in addition to
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-11-2004, 04:38 AM:
Yakko, Wakko, Dot,
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-11-2004, 05:21 AM:
Hey, don't forget
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-11-2004, 12:05 PM:
the ever popular
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-11-2004, 01:29 PM:
mega superhuman mutant
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-11-2004, 01:35 PM:
COOTZILLA himself came
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-11-2004, 01:44 PM:
to whoop some
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-11-2004, 03:51 PM:
commonsense into certain
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-11-2004, 03:52 PM:
people that are
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-11-2004, 03:53 PM:
always butting in
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-11-2004, 04:38 PM:
and butting out
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-11-2004, 07:07 PM:
of important conversations
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-11-2004, 07:11 PM:
relating to things
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-11-2004, 09:04 PM:
abstract as well
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-11-2004, 10:02 PM:
as realistic art
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-12-2004, 02:13 AM:
-ifacts found under
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-12-2004, 02:15 AM:
the Fargo Theatre.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-12-2004, 02:16 AM:
They are shiney
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 05:42 AM:
ICC film cases
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-12-2004, 10:02 AM:
with nitrate film
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-12-2004, 10:04 AM:
with a little
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 10:07 AM:
instability making them
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-12-2004, 10:12 AM:
delicious to drink
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 10:14 AM:
if nitric acid
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-12-2004, 10:17 AM:
is your passion
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 10:21 AM:
and you are
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-12-2004, 10:26 AM:
high on pcp
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 10:31 AM:
made in labs
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-12-2004, 10:39 AM:
under supervision by
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-12-2004, 10:48 AM:
Phil Hill's parrot
Posted by Matt Hefright (Member # 2470) on 07-12-2004, 11:03 AM:
flung into space
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 11:11 AM:
when Phil sneezed.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-12-2004, 11:15 AM:
When all is
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-12-2004, 11:26 AM:
said and done,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-12-2004, 12:10 PM:
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-12-2004, 12:11 PM:
Film-Tech will be
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-12-2004, 12:31 PM:
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-12-2004, 12:31 PM:
the Da Shiz'nitz
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-12-2004, 02:27 PM:
better known as
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-12-2004, 03:29 PM:
Phil's sex den
[ 07-12-2004, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: Clint Koch ]
Posted by Matt Hefright (Member # 2470) on 07-13-2004, 12:28 AM:
engulfed by flames
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 12:40 AM:
'cause it's hot
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-13-2004, 02:52 AM:
in herre, so
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 06:20 AM:
you should prepare
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-13-2004, 09:07 AM:
to get naked
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 09:28 AM:
wait, please dont
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 09:45 AM:
take off all
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-13-2004, 10:14 AM:
your clothes, unless
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-13-2004, 10:33 AM:
you are Jen
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-13-2004, 10:34 AM:
you are embarrased
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 01:41 PM:
about your body
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-13-2004, 01:47 PM:
of evidence proving
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-13-2004, 01:53 PM:
old age does
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-13-2004, 02:22 PM:
makes you paranoid
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-13-2004, 02:50 PM:
and somewhat incapable
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 03:14 PM:
of certain erotic
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 03:38 PM:
endeavors. But Clint
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-13-2004, 03:40 PM:
barely remembers when
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 04:11 PM:
Phil, John and
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-13-2004, 04:12 PM:
viagra did work
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 04:21 PM:
For Richard, Brad,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 04:45 PM:
Adam, Scott, Joe
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-13-2004, 04:46 PM:
like Kinoton twinkies
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 04:52 PM:
they wannabe. Richard
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 04:59 PM:
ate babies because
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 05:05 PM:
Alice Cooper ate
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 05:29 PM:
Phil's pet bird
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-13-2004, 05:36 PM:
his beloved parrot
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-13-2004, 05:37 PM:
from Monty Python
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 06:19 PM:
And The Derraged
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-13-2004, 07:51 PM:
man in the
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-13-2004, 07:55 PM:
first row said
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 07:59 PM:
hey, shut the
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 08:01 PM:
door! It's cold!
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 08:13 PM:
Chris Hipp sucked
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 08:16 PM:
his very own
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 08:17 PM:
penis until it
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 09:06 PM:
got outta control
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-13-2004, 09:06 PM:
and caused a
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2004, 09:11 PM:
huge chain reaction
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 10:05 PM:
at the popcorn
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 10:56 PM:
popper because JP
Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-13-2004, 11:05 PM:
punched tim in
Posted by Pat Thompson (Member # 2374) on 07-13-2004, 11:18 PM:
front of Jen
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 11:34 PM:
which makes no
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 11:45 PM:
sense since JP
Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-13-2004, 11:50 PM:
and Jen are
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 11:52 PM:
the same person!
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 11:53 PM:
Phil asked Chris
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2004, 11:55 PM:
"What's Tim's problem?"
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-13-2004, 11:59 PM:
Chris poopied in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 12:01 AM:
his pants, AGAIN!
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 12:30 AM:
and did not
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 12:36 AM:
ask Todd about
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 12:38 AM:
COOTZILLA's problem with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:17 AM:
Brad's JJs. So
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-14-2004, 01:22 AM:
He poopied again!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:23 AM:
Ewww! This time
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-14-2004, 01:25 AM:
it was runny
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:26 AM:
because COOTZILLA didn't
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:27 AM:
bitch-slap Brad enuff!
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-14-2004, 01:31 AM:
to save face,
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:32 AM:
COOTZILLA loved being
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:32 AM:
in the buff
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-14-2004, 01:33 AM:
and bitch slapped
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:33 AM:
being on top
(Dear Diary: Me thinks Brad is in love and has the hots for Cootzilla)
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:35 AM:
of the sweaty
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-14-2004, 01:35 AM:
or the bottom
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:39 AM:
I POSTED FIRST!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:40 AM:
of the sweaty
low hanging, hairy
(Dear diary, me just loves saying COOTZILLA!)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:41 AM:
(OK Mike..chill out! HA!)
body parts of
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:42 AM:
big daddy COOTZILLA
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:43 AM:
Brad's pea-brain is
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:43 AM:
twice the size
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:51 AM:
of COOTZILLA's privates
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:53 AM:
as Brad personally
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:54 AM:
has never seen.
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 01:54 AM:
Nor wants to!
(Double post intentional. I'm sure everyone understands the necessity of it. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
)
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:54 AM:
How much of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 01:55 AM:
Cootzilla's privates does
(How much of Brad's double-post cheating can we all stand for? He should be BANNED!)
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:01 AM:
anyone actually see?
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 02:03 AM:
Nothing, too small.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:04 AM:
But he pretends
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 02:06 AM:
it is big
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:08 AM:
but teh ghey
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:10 AM:
boys love it
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2004, 02:10 AM:
who are blind
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:12 AM:
from constantly masturbating
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:12 AM:
in Phills Sexx
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:13 AM:
HHHole. The Passion
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:14 AM:
of the prostate
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 07-14-2004, 02:15 AM:
of Jim Caviezal
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:16 AM:
who cannot spell
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:18 AM:
"Kamakshipalya Dhananjay" because
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:20 AM:
something got lodged
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:22 AM:
between a hard
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:31 AM:
jew and soft
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:32 AM:
Christian. A preacher
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:32 AM:
went out huntin,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:33 AM:
t'was on one
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:33 AM:
Sunday morn He
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:34 AM:
knew its against
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:35 AM:
his religion, but
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:35 AM:
he took his
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:35 AM:
gun along He
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:35 AM:
shot himself three
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:36 AM:
mighty fine quail
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:37 AM:
and one little
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:37 AM:
measly hare And
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:37 AM:
on his way
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:37 AM:
returning home, he
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:37 AM:
saw a great
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:38 AM:
big Grizzly Bear!!!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:38 AM:
Now the bear
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:38 AM:
marched out in
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:39 AM:
the middle of
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:39 AM:
the road and
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:39 AM:
waltzed to the
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:39 AM:
Preacher you see
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:39 AM:
The Preacher got
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:40 AM:
so excited, he
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:40 AM:
climbed up a
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:41 AM:
Persimmon tree!!! The
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:41 AM:
bear sat down
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:41 AM:
upon the ground,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:41 AM:
the Preacher climbed
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:42 AM:
out on a
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:43 AM:
limb, Well he
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:43 AM:
cast his eyes
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:43 AM:
to the Lord
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:44 AM:
in the skies,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:44 AM:
and these words
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:44 AM:
he said to
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:45 AM:
Him. "Oh Lordy,
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:45 AM:
didn't you deliver
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:45 AM:
Daniel from the
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:45 AM:
lion's Den? Also,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:46 AM:
deliver Jonah, from
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:46 AM:
the belly of
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:46 AM:
a whale and
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:46 AM:
then; Three Hebrew
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM:
children from the
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM:
fiery furnace, so
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM:
the Good Book
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM:
do declare! Now
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:47 AM:
Oh Lord, if
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:48 AM:
you can't help
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:49 AM:
me, well then
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:49 AM:
please don't-cha
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:50 AM:
help that bear!
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:50 AM:
Now the Preacher
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:50 AM:
was up in that
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:51 AM:
that tree, I
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:51 AM:
think it was
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:51 AM:
all night. He
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:51 AM:
said, "Mr Bear
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:53 AM:
if you bother
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:54 AM:
me, I'll give
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:54 AM:
you an awful
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:56 AM:
fight, Just about
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:57 AM:
that time the
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:57 AM:
limb let go
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:57 AM:
and the Preacher
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:58 AM:
came tumblin' down.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:58 AM:
You could see
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:58 AM:
him getting his
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
razor out before
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
he hit the
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
ground. He hit
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
the ground cuttin'
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
right and left,
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 AM:
he put up
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:00 AM:
a very game
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:00 AM:
fight, Just then
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:01 AM:
the bear grabbed
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:01 AM:
the Preacher, and
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:01 AM:
he squeezed him
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:01 AM:
a little too
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:02 AM:
tight!!! The Preacher
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:02 AM:
dropped his razor,
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:02 AM:
the bear held
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:02 AM:
on with a
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:03 AM:
vim. Well he
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:03 AM:
cast his eyes
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:03 AM:
to the Lord
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:04 AM:
in the skies
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:04 AM:
and these words
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:04 AM:
said to him.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:09 AM:
They fought all
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:09 AM:
the way to
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:10 AM:
the river, it
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:10 AM:
was a terrible
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:10 AM:
fight! That bear
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:10 AM:
just kept a-hanging
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:11 AM:
on, but the
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:11 AM:
Preacher was a-doing
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:11 AM:
all right. He
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:11 AM:
dragged that beast
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM:
right down in
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM:
the water, it
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM:
was three times
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM:
in and out
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:12 AM:
Then the bear
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:13 AM:
got up and
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:13 AM:
he limped away
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:13 AM:
and the Preacher
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:13 AM:
began to shout:
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:13 AM:
Oh, Lordy, didn't
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:14 AM:
you deliver Daniel
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:14 AM:
from the lion's
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:14 AM:
den? Also, deliver
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:14 AM:
Jonah, from the
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:14 AM:
belly of a
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:15 AM:
whale, Amen, And
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:15 AM:
oh Lord, it
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:15 AM:
may not seem
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:15 AM:
like much from
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:16 AM:
way up there,
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:16 AM:
But the hardest
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:16 AM:
thing I ever
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:16 AM:
done was baptize
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:17 AM:
that MOTHER FUCKIN'
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:17 AM:
COCK SUCKIN' bear!!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:20 AM:
That was hard.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:21 AM:
And long too.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:21 AM:
But worth it.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-14-2004, 03:23 AM:
One more page!
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 03:37 AM:
Good night, everybody.
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 07-14-2004, 03:58 AM:
Ten fuckin pages ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
![[beer]](graemlins/beer.gif)
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-14-2004, 04:12 AM:
And then COOTZILLA®
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 07-14-2004, 04:17 AM:
shot some hoops
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-14-2004, 05:30 AM:
missing every one
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-14-2004, 05:34 AM:
because there was
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2004, 06:11 AM:
something in his
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-14-2004, 06:54 AM:
pants. So Cootzilla
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 10:12 AM:
basketballs where removed
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2004, 10:32 AM:
in order to
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 10:41 AM:
prevent Cootzilla babies
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2004, 10:45 AM:
from mutating into
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 11:01 AM:
Phil Hill's biological
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 11:05 AM:
son, who would
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-14-2004, 11:25 AM:
some how become
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2004, 11:43 AM:
the Grand Poo-bah
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 12:06 PM:
nickname Poo Bear
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-14-2004, 01:20 PM:
the Long Hair.
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 01:34 PM:
Poo Bear's sidekick
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-14-2004, 01:41 PM:
Yogi says to
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 01:44 PM:
BooBoo, Fuck the
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-14-2004, 01:54 PM:
ranger, I want
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 02:03 PM:
a Clark Bar.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 02:59 PM:
to be inserted
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 03:58 PM:
in my ass
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-14-2004, 04:27 PM:
for a chewy
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-14-2004, 04:52 PM:
and low carb
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-14-2004, 04:52 PM:
disgusting treat. Meanwhile
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-14-2004, 04:52 PM:
Granola Nut Bar
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-14-2004, 04:53 PM:
asked Mr. Heath
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-14-2004, 07:22 PM:
if toffee is
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2004, 10:06 PM:
bad for you
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-14-2004, 10:26 PM:
and sticks to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2004, 10:31 PM:
false teeth. Meanwhile
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-14-2004, 11:07 PM:
COOTZILLA® was becoming
Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-15-2004, 04:25 AM:
irritated by the
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-15-2004, 05:02 AM:
incessant repetition of
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-15-2004, 06:45 AM:
the name COOTZILLA
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-15-2004, 07:33 AM:
so Cootzilla decided
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-15-2004, 09:10 AM:
to borrow Phil's
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-15-2004, 11:33 AM:
SeXX Den password
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-15-2004, 11:55 AM:
which oddly enough
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 11:57 AM:
is COOTZILLA. Now
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-15-2004, 12:01 PM:
that we all
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-15-2004, 12:21 PM:
know the password
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-15-2004, 12:36 PM:
we should all
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-15-2004, 12:44 PM:
donate a sixpack
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-15-2004, 12:45 PM:
so that Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-15-2004, 01:30 PM:
can lick his
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-15-2004, 01:41 PM:
own special place
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 01:45 PM:
in private. Over
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-15-2004, 01:53 PM:
a box of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 02:00 PM:
chocolates from Forrest
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-15-2004, 02:24 PM:
Gump's park bench
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 03:18 PM:
where Phil likes
Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-15-2004, 04:34 PM:
to droole over
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 04:36 PM:
pictures from around
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-15-2004, 06:53 PM:
the world of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-15-2004, 07:01 PM:
projection booths. Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-15-2004, 07:16 PM:
, Phil, Jen, Rachel,
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-15-2004, 11:35 PM:
and a gorilla
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-16-2004, 12:42 AM:
made a movie
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-16-2004, 12:47 AM:
where it involved
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-16-2004, 12:51 AM:
extremely speedy cars
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-16-2004, 02:25 AM:
, kinky sex, and
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-16-2004, 02:47 AM:
lots of eating
Posted by Pat Thompson (Member # 2374) on 07-16-2004, 02:49 AM:
Peanut butter and
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-16-2004, 03:04 AM:
drinking milk in
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-16-2004, 04:55 AM:
accordance to laws
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 05:39 AM:
of nature that
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-16-2004, 06:12 AM:
tend to defy
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-16-2004, 06:26 AM:
Cootzilla's moral standards.
Posted by Gordon Hedges III (Member # 863) on 07-16-2004, 07:04 AM:
Thus began the
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-16-2004, 07:38 AM:
new era of
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 08:14 AM:
films that depicted
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-16-2004, 08:16 AM:
sickening act of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 09:08 AM:
video transfers. Jeremy
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 09:19 AM:
keeps his little
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-16-2004, 09:32 AM:
thingy in his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 09:37 AM:
pants pocket so
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-16-2004, 09:41 AM:
the ladies wont
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 09:50 AM:
ask "Where's The
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 09:54 AM:
Beef? So Jeremy
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-16-2004, 09:55 AM:
then proceeded to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 10:00 AM:
empty his pockets
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 10:07 AM:
looking for his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-16-2004, 10:09 AM:
lost thingy which
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-16-2004, 10:11 AM:
somehow got tangled
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 10:12 AM:
with his right
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-16-2004, 10:12 AM:
left foot, then
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 11:03 AM:
nut driver wrench
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 12:05 PM:
caused pain to
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 12:12 PM:
to his tuercas
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-16-2004, 03:30 PM:
and Brad asked
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-16-2004, 03:34 PM:
why would COOTZILLA
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-16-2004, 03:37 PM:
eat a rectifier?
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 03:58 PM:
Switchers have protein
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 04:02 PM:
with less iron
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-16-2004, 04:03 PM:
and bang for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2004, 04:07 PM:
bucking transformers that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 04:16 PM:
have *HOT* windings.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-16-2004, 04:18 PM:
Speaking of HOT
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 05:04 PM:
auto iginition problems
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-16-2004, 05:41 PM:
that occur every
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 05:58 PM:
28 days, Brad
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 06:19 PM:
using a kotex
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 06:32 PM:
for car polishing,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-16-2004, 06:33 PM:
shines his vehicle
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-16-2004, 07:08 PM:
with some XeKote
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-16-2004, 07:42 PM:
lens cleaner, and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 08:04 PM:
WD-40 and distilled
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-16-2004, 08:40 PM:
K-Y-Jelly
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2004, 08:52 PM:
left over from
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-16-2004, 10:21 PM:
Phil's romp with
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-16-2004, 11:59 PM:
various other items
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-17-2004, 01:55 AM:
while Yoda fought
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-17-2004, 10:03 AM:
the Olsen twins
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-17-2004, 10:04 AM:
using his Jedi
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-17-2004, 10:44 AM:
condom on his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-17-2004, 12:35 PM:
light saber. Meanwhile
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-17-2004, 01:03 PM:
at Skywalker Ranch
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-17-2004, 01:27 PM:
Lucas himself is
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-17-2004, 02:21 PM:
petting his Wookie
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-17-2004, 03:45 PM:
and editing Episode
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 07-17-2004, 05:56 PM:
500,000 because he
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-17-2004, 06:23 PM:
considers DLP Cinema
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-17-2004, 06:30 PM:
to be replaced
Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-17-2004, 10:06 PM:
by interactive sex
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-17-2004, 10:27 PM:
in IMAX® 3D
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-17-2004, 11:06 PM:
digitally processed MegaPixelVision®
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-17-2004, 11:34 PM:
and scratched by
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-18-2004, 05:07 AM:
an incompetent employee
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-18-2004, 09:01 AM:
under the influence
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-18-2004, 09:09 AM:
evil Phil's charm
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-18-2004, 10:21 AM:
which has bewitched
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-18-2004, 11:41 AM:
incompetent projectionints worldwide.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-18-2004, 12:19 PM:
A black person
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-18-2004, 12:23 PM:
with a big
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-18-2004, 12:39 PM:
long, black Cadillac
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-18-2004, 01:19 PM:
with "spinner" hubcaps
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 07-18-2004, 01:54 PM:
said very loudly
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-18-2004, 02:44 PM:
Phil is much
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-18-2004, 03:14 PM:
of a robot
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-18-2004, 04:09 PM:
and likes Will
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-18-2004, 04:49 PM:
& Grace show.
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-18-2004, 05:28 PM:
I think he
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-18-2004, 05:58 PM:
, Jeremy, Richard, and
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-18-2004, 07:17 PM:
the robot should
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-18-2004, 08:02 PM:
team up to
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-18-2004, 08:07 PM:
fight crime from
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-18-2004, 08:20 PM:
coast to coast
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-18-2004, 08:59 PM:
and universe to
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-19-2004, 12:59 AM:
Delaware's delicious deli.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-19-2004, 01:36 AM:
In other news,
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-19-2004, 02:09 AM:
Aaron Sisemore synced
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-19-2004, 04:39 AM:
a six pack
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-19-2004, 07:25 AM:
into his CFS
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-19-2004, 08:07 AM:
causing it to
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-19-2004, 03:20 PM:
explode the bottles
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-19-2004, 03:33 PM:
due to poor
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2004, 03:51 PM:
quality glass. However
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-19-2004, 04:00 PM:
the Disraeli Gears
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-19-2004, 04:09 PM:
a Strange Brew
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2004, 04:14 PM:
called Swlabr was
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-19-2004, 04:25 PM:
a Mother's Lament
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2004, 04:33 PM:
about a Blue
(Richard, we should start a thread based on song or album titles)
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-19-2004, 05:39 PM:
Condition of course
( Clint, from a guy who heard Jim Morrison, live, reciting his poetry bashfully on stage ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
and turning down a sound job from a band with a singer named Gloria Estafan ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-19-2004, 05:42 PM:
and not blue-balls
(Richard, I saw his live J/O performance...way back when I was 20)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2004, 05:53 PM:
, well maybe blue-balls,
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-19-2004, 07:10 PM:
but definitely not
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-19-2004, 10:16 PM:
blue Super Platters.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-20-2004, 12:54 AM:
All this talk
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2004, 03:45 AM:
of blue makes
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-20-2004, 03:53 AM:
me think of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2004, 03:55 AM:
the bloodhound dog
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-20-2004, 05:21 AM:
In Coolhand Luke
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2004, 05:24 AM:
or Killer Klowns
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-20-2004, 07:46 AM:
whichever came first
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-20-2004, 08:51 AM:
there dogs like
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-20-2004, 09:00 AM:
the smell of
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-20-2004, 09:06 AM:
Madam Rachel's cat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-20-2004, 09:17 AM:
-nip, grown with
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-20-2004, 09:35 AM:
Vitamin K sauce
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-20-2004, 10:08 AM:
absolutely delicious yummy
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-20-2004, 10:21 AM:
powdered breast milk
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-20-2004, 10:50 AM:
sipped through a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-20-2004, 12:46 PM:
candy coated straw.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-20-2004, 04:14 PM:
And now for
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-20-2004, 04:34 PM:
something completely different
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-20-2004, 04:37 PM:
which is quite
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2004, 04:39 PM:
bright without shades.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-20-2004, 04:46 PM:
Flexing with Monty
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-20-2004, 07:17 PM:
Hall's 3 doors
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-20-2004, 08:50 PM:
one of which
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-20-2004, 09:49 PM:
concealed Joe's prize
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-20-2004, 10:44 PM:
sought after by
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-20-2004, 11:35 PM:
a case of
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-21-2004, 03:21 AM:
Phil Hill gajeebees
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-21-2004, 03:31 AM:
But then there
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-21-2004, 03:55 AM:
was a loud
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-21-2004, 10:47 AM:
rumbling sound from
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-21-2004, 11:04 AM:
The Hollywood Hills
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 11:11 AM:
and an explosion
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 12:14 PM:
from Phil's parrot
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 12:21 PM:
had neighbors concerned
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-21-2004, 12:40 PM:
has the smell
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 01:20 PM:
of napalm in
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-21-2004, 01:47 PM:
the morning after
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-21-2004, 01:48 PM:
a night of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 01:50 PM:
all is said
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-21-2004, 04:33 PM:
Hot Oral Sex
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2004, 04:38 PM:
(HOTel cORAL esSEX)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 04:50 PM:
combined with hot
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 04:53 PM:
Phil's Sands Hotel
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 05:02 PM:
and a dash
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 05:49 PM:
of Phil's "Photoshop"
Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-21-2004, 05:54 PM:
and volla, his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 05:56 PM:
digital image of
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 06:03 PM:
his stir stick
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 06:05 PM:
has been seen
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-21-2004, 06:41 PM:
by my girlfriend
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2004, 06:43 PM:
and her girlfriend
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-21-2004, 07:55 PM:
with much disdain
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 08:02 PM:
it aint "real"
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-21-2004, 08:10 PM:
they told Phil.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2004, 08:44 PM:
Their breast implants
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 09:06 PM:
look more real
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-21-2004, 09:07 PM:
than his pair
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2004, 09:15 PM:
of stuffed parrots.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-21-2004, 09:16 PM:
of sporty bowling
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-22-2004, 02:40 AM:
where Brad Miller's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-22-2004, 02:56 AM:
are constructed of
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-22-2004, 03:10 AM:
Phil(ly's) Cheese-Steak ![[sleep]](graemlins/sleep.gif)
![[thumbsdown]](graemlins/thumbsdown.gif)
![[puke]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 07:16 AM:
and Wil's curly
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-22-2004, 08:28 AM:
curly fries go
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 09:36 AM:
hand in hand
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-22-2004, 09:53 AM:
,belly to belly
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 09:55 AM:
,and cheek to
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 10:08 AM:
Pink's chili dogs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-22-2004, 10:26 AM:
Now I'm lost
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 10:31 AM:
in space, but
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-22-2004, 10:46 AM:
the teh ghey
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-22-2004, 11:01 AM:
moderator thats named
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 11:17 AM:
after the infamous
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 11:22 AM:
incident that happened
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-22-2004, 11:55 AM:
one night. Now
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 12:00 PM:
all we have
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 12:09 PM:
are our memories
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 12:18 PM:
of a time
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-22-2004, 12:33 PM:
when Film Tech
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 12:53 PM:
was a place
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 12:58 PM:
that the average
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-22-2004, 02:17 PM:
guy could poop
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 02:33 PM:
with the door
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 02:39 PM:
wide open. Saddly
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 02:42 PM:
Phil is always
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-22-2004, 02:50 PM:
doing this, and
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-22-2004, 03:15 PM:
eating kid's trays
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 03:27 PM:
at the local
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-22-2004, 03:27 PM:
five and dime
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 03:37 PM:
caused quite a
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 03:42 PM:
scandal. So Phil
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 03:51 PM:
is going to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 03:52 PM:
visit the Hollywood
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 04:24 PM:
Tower of Terror
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 04:56 PM:
as guest "Terror"
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 05:11 PM:
named COOTZILLA that
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 06:44 PM:
knows no shame
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-22-2004, 06:47 PM:
and will blame
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-22-2004, 08:55 PM:
that horrendous stench
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-22-2004, 09:05 PM:
from Richard. Brad
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-22-2004, 10:21 PM:
enjoys undercooked fish
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2004, 10:28 PM:
as much as
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-22-2004, 11:06 PM:
Kodak John and
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-22-2004, 11:21 PM:
Mrs. Slocombe's pussy
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-22-2004, 11:22 PM:
has the unenviable
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-23-2004, 12:14 AM:
feline rash infection
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-23-2004, 03:47 AM:
S.K.A.R.B.I.E.S., standing for:
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-23-2004, 04:32 AM:
Scaly Knobbiness Apoplectic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2004, 08:15 AM:
Ruby blue Ickey
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-23-2004, 08:41 AM:
Ear Syndrome, which
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-23-2004, 08:58 AM:
is alot like
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-23-2004, 09:05 AM:
the disease that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2004, 09:45 AM:
made Joe's ass
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-23-2004, 10:14 AM:
fester and itch
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 11:31 AM:
even more than
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-23-2004, 11:32 AM:
the teh ghey
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 11:35 AM:
and his favorite
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-23-2004, 01:03 PM:
feminine hygiene product.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-23-2004, 01:11 PM:
And if this
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-23-2004, 01:12 PM:
is a douche,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-23-2004, 01:15 PM:
then I must
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-23-2004, 01:15 PM:
admit that I
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2004, 01:16 PM:
am not fast
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-23-2004, 01:19 PM:
by any means,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2004, 01:25 PM:
so move on.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 01:30 PM:
Moving his own
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2004, 01:47 PM:
body and soul
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-23-2004, 02:40 PM:
out the door
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 03:30 PM:
was really tough
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-23-2004, 05:19 PM:
on his knees
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 05:27 PM:
even with knee
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-23-2004, 06:03 PM:
surgery last year
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-23-2004, 06:20 PM:
that left one
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2004, 06:41 PM:
surgeon taking tonsils
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-24-2004, 01:26 AM:
and using them
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-24-2004, 01:32 AM:
to put in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-24-2004, 01:34 AM:
jars for use
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-24-2004, 01:37 AM:
at the next
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-24-2004, 02:02 AM:
sympathy request. Meanwhile
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-24-2004, 02:57 AM:
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-24-2004, 02:58 AM:
COOTZILLA® began to
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-24-2004, 03:13 AM:
delete superfluous posts
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-24-2004, 03:55 AM:
which he believed
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-24-2004, 05:18 AM:
to be offensive
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 06:10 AM:
as Phil Hill
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-24-2004, 11:42 AM:
shops at Cloverleaf
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-24-2004, 11:44 AM:
looking for young
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 12:38 PM:
Clovers to deleaf
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-24-2004, 12:59 PM:
since he's COOTZILLA!!
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-24-2004, 01:36 PM:
who chokes on
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 02:38 PM:
cloverleaf and flesh
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-24-2004, 02:47 PM:
but on occasion,
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 02:49 PM:
will sup soup
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-24-2004, 02:51 PM:
and wonder why
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 02:57 PM:
his dentures will
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-24-2004, 03:07 PM:
climb up on
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 05:28 PM:
chicken matzo balls
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-24-2004, 06:08 PM:
with their gooey
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-24-2004, 08:26 PM:
texture like Phil's
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 07-25-2004, 01:45 AM:
big, floppey, donkey
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-25-2004, 01:57 AM:
Kong autographed litho.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 03:12 AM:
Meanwhile, Thomas is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-25-2004, 04:27 AM:
contemplating what to
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-25-2004, 05:38 AM:
write in his
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-25-2004, 07:24 AM:
obituary of a
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-25-2004, 07:33 AM:
dead parrot that
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 10:10 AM:
escaped Busch Gardens
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-25-2004, 11:30 AM:
after choking on
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-25-2004, 11:43 AM:
cheese and crackers.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 11:49 AM:
tainted with Phil's
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-25-2004, 12:06 PM:
flaming, smelly, yellow
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 12:22 PM:
sapsucking vile orifice
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-25-2004, 04:40 PM:
Period means stop.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 04:42 PM:
or monthly cycle
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-25-2004, 05:02 PM:
but mostly Stop.
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-25-2004, 05:21 PM:
If naked ladies
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-25-2004, 05:44 PM:
had their period
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 06:12 PM:
altered by hormones
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-25-2004, 06:33 PM:
,it would be
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-25-2004, 09:23 PM:
called birth control.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 09:33 PM:
Phil's hormone problem
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 09:41 PM:
apparently has Richard
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-25-2004, 09:47 PM:
jealous of Phil's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 09:49 PM:
good looks! Meanwhile,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-25-2004, 09:53 PM:
lurkers on Film-Tech
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-25-2004, 09:58 PM:
wish they were
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-25-2004, 10:47 PM:
androgel to boost
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-26-2004, 04:50 AM:
their posting habits
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-26-2004, 08:28 AM:
now that she
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-26-2004, 09:13 AM:
smells just like
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 01:02 PM:
teen spirit. As
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-26-2004, 02:30 PM:
I walked to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 03:07 PM:
Phil's sex den
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-26-2004, 03:25 PM:
and slipped on
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-26-2004, 03:40 PM:
ice from his
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-26-2004, 03:42 PM:
gin and tonic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-26-2004, 03:48 PM:
he wet his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 03:55 PM:
all ready moist
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 04:26 PM:
gin-covered handiwipe while
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-26-2004, 04:32 PM:
on his knees
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 04:35 PM:
cleaning leaking Simplex
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 04:38 PM:
oil off the
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-26-2004, 04:45 PM:
tip of his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 05:02 PM:
Phillips screwdriver. Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 05:14 PM:
did not realize
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-26-2004, 05:15 PM:
how shiny Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 05:17 PM:
Phillips screwdriver was.
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-26-2004, 05:17 PM:
He grabs the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-26-2004, 05:20 PM:
handle and finds
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 05:20 PM:
that is is
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 05:26 PM:
not what he
(All YOUS sure are really a handful for me to keep defending my "honor"!)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2004, 05:26 PM:
assumed it would
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-26-2004, 08:21 PM:
defecate. But the
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-26-2004, 08:29 PM:
the Crisco he
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-26-2004, 08:29 PM:
whipped into a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 08:57 PM:
apple pie crust
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-26-2004, 10:19 PM:
from Marie Callender's
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 07-26-2004, 11:35 PM:
Technicolor film cans
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-27-2004, 06:26 AM:
with Ptlak filling
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-27-2004, 10:59 AM:
the necessary hole
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-27-2004, 01:46 PM:
while feasting on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 03:08 PM:
bar-b-qued gerbil. Moving
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2004, 03:20 PM:
prints between platters
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 03:50 PM:
can be quite
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2004, 03:52 PM:
messy if you
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 03:57 PM:
do not know
Posted by Andy Aggieri (Member # 2398) on 07-27-2004, 04:20 PM:
how to use
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 04:49 PM:
common freakin sense.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2004, 05:07 PM:
Meanwhile Clint, John,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 05:19 PM:
Phil, Andy, Bob
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2004, 05:23 PM:
...all but Clint,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 06:08 PM:
have left the
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-27-2004, 06:29 PM:
the gerbil stew
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2004, 06:30 PM:
to SLO cooking.
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-27-2004, 06:39 PM:
Later on, they
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 06:48 PM:
went bar hopping
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-27-2004, 06:52 PM:
with Jen, Rachel,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2004, 07:06 PM:
Krisitn, Luciano, Erika,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2004, 07:41 PM:
and other thirsty
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-27-2004, 08:15 PM:
academy award winners
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-27-2004, 08:29 PM:
where they got
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2004, 08:39 PM:
noticed by throngs
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-27-2004, 08:43 PM:
watching the 2wenty
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2004, 08:44 PM:
on Regal screens
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-27-2004, 09:11 PM:
with "screendoor" pixels
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-27-2004, 09:15 PM:
and leaking roofs
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-28-2004, 08:24 AM:
that always caused
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-28-2004, 09:15 AM:
Phil's bikini briefs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-28-2004, 09:46 AM:
to fill with
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-28-2004, 10:42 AM:
wet dreams of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 01:05 PM:
dancing ferrets. In
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-28-2004, 01:24 PM:
happier times, projectionists
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-28-2004, 01:43 PM:
took short naps
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-28-2004, 02:01 PM:
between reels, dreaming
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 02:17 PM:
of Film-Tech posts,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 02:24 PM:
on 3-word games
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 02:27 PM:
that talk about
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 02:34 PM:
COOTZILLA as he
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-28-2004, 03:01 PM:
bends over his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 03:48 PM:
rewind bench to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 04:07 PM:
scratch that itchy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2004, 04:19 PM:
big toe. Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 04:39 PM:
was only trying
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2004, 04:44 PM:
to provoke COOTZILLA®
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 05:09 PM:
into verbally abusing
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-28-2004, 06:20 PM:
those Film-Tech members
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 06:28 PM:
as they tried
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-28-2004, 06:35 PM:
to obtain more
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-28-2004, 08:21 PM:
COOTZILLA venom serum
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2004, 08:27 PM:
antidote. Then Richard
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-28-2004, 09:37 PM:
snatched up his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 10:11 PM:
huge bag of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2004, 10:28 PM:
Dolby SR cards.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-28-2004, 10:33 PM:
Finally, he scurried
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-28-2004, 10:51 PM:
over to Phils
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-28-2004, 11:13 PM:
nether regions for
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-28-2004, 11:27 PM:
a night of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2004, 11:30 PM:
booth training. Not
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-28-2004, 11:58 PM:
realizing Phil's motives
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-29-2004, 02:06 AM:
he quickly put
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-29-2004, 02:18 AM:
on his longest
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-29-2004, 07:19 AM:
hip waders on
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-29-2004, 11:34 AM:
and headed toward
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-29-2004, 11:36 AM:
Richard's house in
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-29-2004, 12:05 PM:
an attempt to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 12:09 PM:
set him straight
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-29-2004, 12:24 PM:
about certain practices
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-29-2004, 12:25 PM:
he does in
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 01:03 PM:
the privacy of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-29-2004, 01:05 PM:
his blue jeans
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 01:10 PM:
. But Richard's house
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-29-2004, 01:17 PM:
in South Miami
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 01:18 PM:
is surrounded by
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-29-2004, 01:40 PM:
statues of gnomes
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 01:53 PM:
resembling the seven
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-29-2004, 02:16 PM:
dwarfs, Sneezy, Grumpy
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-29-2004, 02:40 PM:
and Mr. Douchebag.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-29-2004, 03:14 PM:
Unfortunately for Brandon,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-29-2004, 03:31 PM:
he doesn't understand
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-29-2004, 03:33 PM:
that Dopey, Doc,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-29-2004, 04:29 PM:
Sleepy, Bashful, and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-29-2004, 04:34 PM:
Comet, Cupid, Donner (Donder),
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-29-2004, 05:49 PM:
COOTZILLA and GPB
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-29-2004, 06:53 PM:
in Eve's head
(I live in North Miami )
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-29-2004, 07:54 PM:
are hacking Radiant
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-29-2004, 09:21 PM:
energy from Kodak's
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-29-2004, 09:29 PM:
new prototype of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-29-2004, 09:32 PM:
Done Wrong Video.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-29-2004, 10:30 PM:
DWV will be
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-29-2004, 11:11 PM:
creating Excel spreadsheets
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-29-2004, 11:39 PM:
entirely with Trajan
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-29-2004, 11:52 PM:
(what's a "Trajan"?)
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-30-2004, 02:47 AM:
A font, Mark.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 03:12 AM:
on Fuji stock
Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 07-30-2004, 05:23 AM:
Made in LlanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllLlantysiliogogogoch
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-30-2004, 09:29 AM:
. Fuji's Ashigara factory
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 09:45 AM:
own John Ptlakgowa
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-30-2004, 10:41 AM:
CCMAN not responding.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-30-2004, 10:50 AM:
Mayday, mayday, mayday....
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 01:35 PM:
this story is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-30-2004, 01:36 PM:
out of control.
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-30-2004, 02:06 PM:
Why don't we
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-30-2004, 02:15 PM:
take a deep
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-30-2004, 02:25 PM:
sea diving class?
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-30-2004, 02:33 PM:
Nemo would say
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-30-2004, 02:53 PM:
"God damn it"
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 03:22 PM:
my fish skin
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-30-2004, 03:22 PM:
no he wouldn't
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 04:04 PM:
yes, taste good
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-30-2004, 04:51 PM:
with BBQ gerbils
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-30-2004, 05:24 PM:
and hot sauce
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-30-2004, 05:37 PM:
with a side
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-30-2004, 10:12 PM:
of lumpy gravy
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-31-2004, 12:11 AM:
but don't forget
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-31-2004, 03:03 AM:
to have some
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-31-2004, 09:40 AM:
Simplex oil to
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-31-2004, 10:10 AM:
make it pass
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 07-31-2004, 11:39 AM:
through the colon
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-31-2004, 11:46 AM:
because that would
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-31-2004, 12:28 PM:
dramatically improve the
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-31-2004, 12:43 PM:
burning itch from
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-31-2004, 01:33 PM:
Phil's night with
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-31-2004, 02:25 PM:
Richard Greco's strawberries.
(Plant City....World's Strawberry Capital ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
)
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 07-31-2004, 04:10 PM:
Now it seems
Posted by William Leland III (Member # 1400) on 08-01-2004, 12:30 AM:
the end is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-01-2004, 03:21 AM:
not even close
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-01-2004, 01:07 PM:
to this demented
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-01-2004, 03:01 PM:
three word game
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-01-2004, 03:42 PM:
but the word
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-01-2004, 06:54 PM:
is out that
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-01-2004, 07:39 PM:
Richard Fowler enjoys
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-01-2004, 07:49 PM:
my pet chicken
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-01-2004, 08:15 PM:
and employee fraternization
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-01-2004, 10:21 PM:
on the roof
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-01-2004, 10:22 PM:
top chicken coop.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-02-2004, 01:40 AM:
But Phil Hill
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-02-2004, 03:23 AM:
amazingly once again
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-02-2004, 04:50 AM:
turned into COOTZILLA®
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 06:52 AM:
by jerking his
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-02-2004, 07:58 AM:
choker collar with
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 08-02-2004, 09:08 AM:
the rhinestone studs
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 09:48 AM:
which was too
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-02-2004, 11:01 AM:
short, so he
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 12:09 PM:
took the collar
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 12:24 PM:
and mounted a
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-02-2004, 12:26 PM:
extension that allowed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 12:48 PM:
the collar to
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 12:52 PM:
touch his bird
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 01:11 PM:
while he pulled
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-02-2004, 01:13 PM:
the Health Inspector
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-02-2004, 01:52 PM:
into the closet
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2004, 02:30 PM:
full of mice.
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-02-2004, 02:34 PM:
He continued puking
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2004, 03:02 PM:
into the SoupduJur.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 03:39 PM:
Speaking of SoupduJur
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 03:50 PM:
parrot soup is
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2004, 03:57 PM:
for the birds.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 04:01 PM:
the churpy favor
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-02-2004, 04:02 PM:
that sounds good
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 04:20 PM:
slurping from Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 04:21 PM:
sex den. Reality
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2004, 04:39 PM:
usually escapes Clint.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 04:47 PM:
Reality, nice concept.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 05:23 PM:
Clint is Ultra
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 05:35 PM:
Stereo's Sales Director.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2004, 05:57 PM:
And, F-T's resident
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 06:10 PM:
guru of useless
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 06:10 PM:
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2004, 06:10 PM:
edit, how the hell did that happen?
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-02-2004, 08:03 PM:
Being Ultra serious
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-02-2004, 09:45 PM:
is Brad's way
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-02-2004, 11:27 PM:
Because Film-Tech is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-03-2004, 12:25 AM:
Film Done Right®.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-03-2004, 01:31 AM:
..and Brad's site!
Posted by Tim Arista (Member # 2511) on 08-03-2004, 02:59 AM:
Meanwhile, Brad started
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-03-2004, 07:36 AM:
mounting PTR rollers
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-03-2004, 09:16 AM:
at Joe's house
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-03-2004, 11:23 AM:
because Joe had
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-03-2004, 12:44 PM:
gone on vacation.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-03-2004, 03:38 PM:
to mount his
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-03-2004, 03:54 PM:
40 year old
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-03-2004, 04:47 PM:
concession stand attendant
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-03-2004, 05:39 PM:
on the counter
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-03-2004, 05:50 PM:
next to the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-03-2004, 05:57 PM:
weenie machine. Cory
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-03-2004, 05:57 PM:
was so outraged
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-03-2004, 06:25 PM:
that he decided
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-03-2004, 06:41 PM:
to call Phil
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-03-2004, 06:58 PM:
a dirty old
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-03-2004, 07:04 PM:
Clint! Then Brandon
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-03-2004, 07:10 PM:
called to say
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-03-2004, 09:03 PM:
that Phil was
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-03-2004, 09:12 PM:
already on top
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-03-2004, 10:13 PM:
of his game
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-04-2004, 12:27 AM:
with no shame
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-04-2004, 05:35 AM:
and no blame
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-04-2004, 06:17 AM:
regarding reports of
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-04-2004, 07:35 AM:
Phil's SMPTE membership.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-04-2004, 11:07 AM:
considered for fellowship
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-04-2004, 11:34 AM:
of the ring
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-04-2004, 11:44 AM:
Phil and his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-04-2004, 12:04 PM:
pocket pool player
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 12:31 PM:
friends really got
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 08-04-2004, 12:49 PM:
burned by his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-04-2004, 12:58 PM:
Red Hot rod
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 01:02 PM:
and his modified
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-04-2004, 01:14 PM:
3 blade Simplex
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 01:53 PM:
projector. The message
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-04-2004, 01:55 PM:
read like this...
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-04-2004, 01:58 PM:
"Sha-lala-lala-lalo loi, the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 02:59 PM:
COOTZILLAS back in
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-04-2004, 03:36 PM:
his pink tights
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 03:49 PM:
again". Now that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-04-2004, 04:24 PM:
my mind's polluted
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 04:38 PM:
with images of
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-04-2004, 05:08 PM:
a smiley face
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2004, 05:29 PM:
tattooed on Phils
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-04-2004, 06:09 PM:
is clear: don't
Ooops, missed a page..my bad. (edit)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-04-2004, 10:02 PM:
"tattooed on Phils"
8 inch ISCO.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-04-2004, 10:13 PM:
His red barrel
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-04-2004, 10:56 PM:
gleaming in the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-05-2004, 01:12 AM:
intense xenon light
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-05-2004, 01:29 AM:
as he buggers ( ![[sex]](graemlins/sex.gif)
)
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-05-2004, 02:31 AM:
with trojan lenscloth
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-05-2004, 10:22 AM:
the hot floorstaff
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-05-2004, 10:25 AM:
witnessed it all
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-05-2004, 12:37 PM:
in complete disbelief.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-05-2004, 04:05 PM:
See it at
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-05-2004, 04:26 PM:
www.Cootzilla.com
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-05-2004, 04:30 PM:
you'll be amazed!!!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-05-2004, 05:08 PM:
Also check Folsom
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-05-2004, 05:12 PM:
State Prison for
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-05-2004, 05:15 PM:
Johnnie Cash's spirit
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-05-2004, 05:19 PM:
to enter Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-05-2004, 06:01 PM:
cell block, #9.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-05-2004, 06:43 PM:
or rather, #69
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-06-2004, 02:44 AM:
no, it's #666 ![[evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-06-2004, 06:12 PM:
Now that we
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-06-2004, 06:22 PM:
have used all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-06-2004, 06:25 PM:
of the clichés,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-06-2004, 06:41 PM:
we need to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-06-2004, 06:58 PM:
get back to
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-06-2004, 08:12 PM:
something vaguely original
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-07-2004, 01:18 AM:
like whipped cream
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-07-2004, 02:56 AM:
from the can
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-07-2004, 03:08 AM:
sprayed on Phil's ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2004, 03:11 AM:
chest so Tony
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-07-2004, 01:16 PM:
and a few
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-07-2004, 02:51 PM:
nighttime theater janitors
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-07-2004, 02:54 PM:
swab the deck
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2004, 03:01 PM:
with Clint's Toupee.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-07-2004, 11:06 PM:
Which gives Clint
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-08-2004, 02:10 AM:
the honorable distinction
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-08-2004, 09:52 AM:
a creamy head
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-08-2004, 01:53 PM:
in his mug
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-08-2004, 02:16 PM:
his mug's name?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-08-2004, 02:33 PM:
is Hires Rootbeer.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-08-2004, 05:20 PM:
They make good
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-08-2004, 07:20 PM:
burpy herbal tea
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-08-2004, 08:07 PM:
as well as
Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 08-08-2004, 10:20 PM:
Buttery Popcorn Topping
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-08-2004, 11:29 PM:
and nacho cheese
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-09-2004, 02:57 AM:
dip with chips
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-09-2004, 10:15 PM:
tastes so good
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-09-2004, 10:17 PM:
spread on a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-09-2004, 10:20 PM:
Strong platter deck
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-09-2004, 10:27 PM:
while Cory massages
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-09-2004, 10:28 PM:
one of Phil's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-09-2004, 10:30 PM:
shiny, brand new
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-09-2004, 11:07 PM:
keys. Then Cory
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-09-2004, 11:48 PM:
flipped over onto
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-09-2004, 11:51 PM:
his stomach so
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-09-2004, 11:56 PM:
he could easily
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-09-2004, 11:59 PM:
rub his ass
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-10-2004, 12:18 AM:
beacuse it itched
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 12:25 AM:
and Jason got
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-10-2004, 12:36 AM:
a ghostly look
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-10-2004, 12:49 AM:
as he realized
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 01:06 AM:
Cory was after
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-10-2004, 03:02 AM:
one thing only...
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 03:23 AM:
Tony's monoshock! Then
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-10-2004, 10:58 AM:
using cheese as
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 08-10-2004, 11:12 AM:
a shield against
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-10-2004, 11:29 AM:
any bad things
Posted by Ben Holley (Member # 2247) on 08-10-2004, 12:25 PM:
that may happen
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 08-10-2004, 01:15 PM:
while taking over
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-10-2004, 05:28 PM:
the world. If
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-10-2004, 07:13 PM:
Phil went outside,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 07:23 PM:
looking for Cory
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-10-2004, 07:28 PM:
to wax his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-10-2004, 07:29 PM:
brand new car,
(edit: comma)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 07:31 PM:
while in the
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-10-2004, 07:47 PM:
turtle wax Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2004, 07:50 PM:
rub it allover
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-11-2004, 01:22 AM:
his grotty bits
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-11-2004, 09:18 AM:
to shine his
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-11-2004, 10:21 AM:
bald spot on
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 08-11-2004, 12:50 PM:
his rotting knee
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-11-2004, 02:10 PM:
worn by being
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-11-2004, 02:47 PM:
bent in Confessionals
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-11-2004, 03:45 PM:
at his local
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2004, 04:03 PM:
brothel. However you
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-11-2004, 04:06 PM:
never can tell
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-11-2004, 04:20 PM:
when the knee
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2004, 05:00 PM:
needs a waxing.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2004, 05:26 PM:
Then beautician Clint,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2004, 05:30 PM:
who is going
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-11-2004, 06:23 PM:
to do Phil's
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-11-2004, 06:29 PM:
long and tedius
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2004, 06:35 PM:
IRS tax forms
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-11-2004, 06:43 PM:
rejected again because
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-11-2004, 07:21 PM:
once again Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2004, 07:24 PM:
deducted for hookers!
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-11-2004, 08:20 PM:
Now the IRS
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-11-2004, 09:07 PM:
is going after
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-11-2004, 09:36 PM:
Brad's huge profits
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-12-2004, 12:39 PM:
from film-guard sales.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 08-12-2004, 12:47 PM:
It seems that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-12-2004, 02:08 PM:
Brad has become
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-12-2004, 02:15 PM:
a closet billionaire
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-12-2004, 02:17 PM:
with gogilionare tendencies.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-12-2004, 02:19 PM:
When Bill Gates
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-12-2004, 02:26 PM:
stole Gore's internet,
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-12-2004, 02:53 PM:
Shiloh was dancing
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-12-2004, 02:54 PM:
on his ample
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-12-2004, 02:58 PM:
bean-bag chairs with
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-12-2004, 03:03 PM:
with matching bean-bag
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-12-2004, 03:52 PM:
toilet which was
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-12-2004, 03:53 PM:
made in Japan.
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-12-2004, 05:08 PM:
Meanwhile, Hurricane Charley
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-12-2004, 05:20 PM:
is blowing us
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-12-2004, 05:22 PM:
all to hell.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-12-2004, 05:24 PM:
Meanwhile, Hoppy and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-12-2004, 05:32 PM:
Hippy, (not Chris)
(WTF is "Hoppy?)
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-12-2004, 05:44 PM:
rode toward Bar-20 quote: Phil Hill
(WTF is "Hoppy?)
Why, Hopalong Cassidy, of course!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-12-2004, 05:54 PM:
out by the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-12-2004, 05:57 PM:
Old Mill Road.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-12-2004, 06:00 PM:
Speaking of old
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-12-2004, 08:07 PM:
, Clint and Brad
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-12-2004, 08:10 PM:
were born when
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-12-2004, 08:10 PM:
Earth and Mars
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-13-2004, 12:00 PM:
pooped a hammer
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 08-13-2004, 12:11 PM:
straight from Uranus
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-13-2004, 12:13 PM:
. Women from Venus
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-13-2004, 12:58 PM:
tend to look
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-13-2004, 01:33 PM:
better than men
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-13-2004, 03:23 PM:
pooping tape recorders
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-13-2004, 03:57 PM:
with subliminal messages
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-13-2004, 04:28 PM:
emiting from Phil's
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-13-2004, 04:29 PM:
nicely waxed knee
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-13-2004, 05:36 PM:
, left knee or
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 08-13-2004, 07:16 PM:
party with pants
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 08-13-2004, 08:38 PM:
from where the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-14-2004, 12:10 AM:
sun always shines.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-14-2004, 12:58 AM:
Meanwhile on Uranus
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-14-2004, 11:57 AM:
(not the plannet)
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-14-2004, 12:11 PM:
the dancing hemorrhoid
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 08-14-2004, 01:59 PM:
grew more itchy
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-14-2004, 03:00 PM:
as Phil's parrots
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-14-2004, 03:08 PM:
deposited on Cory
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-14-2004, 03:09 PM:
droppings of love
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-14-2004, 07:08 PM:
which dripped onto
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-14-2004, 08:17 PM:
his waxed car
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-14-2004, 08:27 PM:
seat. Then Aaron
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 08-14-2004, 08:30 PM:
went to see
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-14-2004, 08:42 PM:
his proctologist, Assman.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 08-14-2004, 08:56 PM:
to sew Phil's
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 08-15-2004, 01:43 PM:
lips to his
Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 08-15-2004, 01:45 PM:
big white ass.
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 08-15-2004, 01:47 PM:
Phil then exclaimed
Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 08-15-2004, 01:48 PM:
"Tastes like chicken!"
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