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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-05-2004, 11:58 PM:
 
Yep, you heard it right. I am officially 21 years old. I went out to get a Mike's Lemonade tonight and the lady at 7-11 didn't even ID me. I'll just have to go to Wal-Mart tomorrow and see what trouble I can find [Smile]

Happy Birthday to ME!!!
 
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-06-2004, 12:30 AM:
 
Happy Birthday Richard! [beer] [beer]
 
Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 07-06-2004, 12:51 AM:
 
Finally the time has come for all the women on this fine board to satisfy their fantasies.

I heard the Olsen twin who went to rehab went for curing her of her attraction to you Greco. [evil]
 
Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-06-2004, 01:31 AM:
 
Happy birthday, Richard.

Look, it's my first post on the forum and it's just for you.
Be happy.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-06-2004, 02:30 AM:
 
Awesome! I'll think of you the next time I have unsettling gas.[av=p]
 
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-06-2004, 02:34 AM:
 
Joe, don't you always have unsettling gas?
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-06-2004, 02:37 AM:
 
I always have lots and lots of gas, but only rarely is it unsettling.[av=c]
 
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-06-2004, 02:44 AM:
 
Is all that gas the reason your ass itches all the time?
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-06-2004, 03:08 AM:
 
Nope. [av=c]
 
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-06-2004, 03:21 AM:
 
Since were already being annoying, wasting bandwidth and making unnecessary posts, I'll ask:

Joe, why does your ass always itch?

Maybe you have Pinworms! -- "Pinworms live inside the anus, and come out at night to lay eggs near the anus. They cause itching, usually only at night when they are active. Conventional treatment is to take a single dose of a medication that kills the worms. Alternative treatments include Garlic."

Just make sure you don't scratch it! According too Berkeley Edu. "Scratching can cause bleeding" [thumbsup] [Wink]
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-06-2004, 03:26 AM:
 
No, I am betting it's the massive ANAL WARTS. I got them from Richard.[av=c]
 
Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-06-2004, 03:32 AM:
 
According to ASCRS ANAL WARTS are:
quote:
Anal warts (also called "condyloma acuminata") are a relatively common and bothersome condition that affects the area around the anus. They may also affect the skin of the genital area. They first appear as tiny blemishes, perhaps as small as the head of a pin, and may grow larger than the size of a pea. Usually, they do not cause pain or discomfort to afflicted individuals. As a result, patients may be unaware that the warts are present.
I don't deny that you have the warts but I don't think thats why your ass itches!
 
Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-06-2004, 03:37 AM:
 
I hate to be a party pooper (not really, I actually thoroughly enjoy it) but you two are stealing Richard's thunder.

It's a time of celebration. We should not be arguing about what venereal diseases we have but instead spreading them (sharing is caring) in celebratory fashioned. It's what Richard would want.
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-06-2004, 08:09 AM:
 
Joe, I'm glad that my 21'st birthday gave you unselltling gas. Please don't fart around here.

Pinworms?
Anal Warts?

EEWWW

That sounds like something Phil would know about.
 
Posted by Robert E. Allen (Member # 1351) on 07-06-2004, 02:20 PM:
 
Well congratulations "kid"! (Everyone under 70 is a kid to me.) Now show us all what a mature Film-Techer you can be.
 
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 07-06-2004, 06:00 PM:
 
*sigh* You promised no more of these til next September. Congrats all the same.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-06-2004, 06:52 PM:
 
What's everyone congratulating him for? All he did was "not die" for 21 years. I've been living over 2X as long.

And look at Bob, he's avoided the grim reaper for 70 years. Congratulations, Bob!
 
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 07-06-2004, 07:07 PM:
 
quote: Richard Greco
I am officially 21 years old. I went out to get a Mike's Lemonade tonight and the lady at 7-11 didn't even ID me.
So turning 21 was nothing special. You could have done that last week without ID too.

quote: Mike Blakesley
All he did was "not die" for 21 years.
A kinetics experiment with a bus would solve that little dilemma.
 
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 07-06-2004, 08:55 PM:
 
quote: Daryl C. W. O'Shea
A kinetics experiment with a bus would solve that little dilemma.
I call shotgun! [Razz]
 
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-06-2004, 09:07 PM:
 
Bob is the grim reaper [Smile] when he doesn't have a martini handy
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-07-2004, 10:20 AM:
 
quote: Daryl C. W. O'Shea
So turning 21 was nothing special. You could have done that last week without ID too.
This Thursday, I'm going to the Premier theatre at Movieco in Ybor City and I'll finally be able to show my ID.

Also I'm going out to the Dallas Bull and will finally be able to not have big black X's on my hands when I go in.

I also don't have that much of a cover charge.
 
Posted by Aaron Mehocic (Member # 15) on 07-07-2004, 07:24 PM:
 
Mike's? Why Mike's? Must be a Florida thing. I'm sure the Canadians can vouch that the colder it is in your area the more alcohol is expected in the beer. Not promoting drunkeness or anything, but some Molson XXX or Arrogant Bastard Ale is the much better choice for your first legal drink. Women usually get what you drank. Are you a woman?
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-08-2004, 12:17 AM:
 
I got Mike's because it was at 1am. I had just gotten off work and there wasn't a bar open. Believe me, when I go out Saturday, I will definately get much better stuff.
 
Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-08-2004, 01:09 AM:
 
Don't let them pressure you, Richard! I know a guy who only drinks Mike's and other malt liquors and he's manly! Well, not really manly..but he's a guy! And he has a girlfriend, I think.
 
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2004, 01:46 AM:
 
Richard, if you want to celebrate "21" don't drink a chick drink like Mike's. Do a shot of Jagermeister. Or maybe a shot of Crown. Or maybe a shot (or several) from a good quality aņejo type Tequila. If you are daring (as in death-defying) you might try screwing around with a cheap Blanco or Reposado type Tequila. Or just fuck around with Mescal. Drink that damned worm! Yeah, do it!!! Get after that worm!!!

You need to have life-defining experiences like that. There's nothing like going past dry-heaves to coughing up blood from an irritated stomach and intestine. I am speaking of experience from this one. Yeah, the people at the hospital will snake a clear plastic tube up your nose and down into your stomach to see just how bad your bleeding. To top it off, they take a couple chest X-rays and do some other tests to really inflate that doctor's bill so everyone working the emergency room can go buy a brand new Hummer H2 the very next day!!! Isn't American style health care great or what!

Okay, don't take my advice exactly. But at least try to get laid so we can be proud of you and live vicariously through you. Somebody has to get laid around this damned country!

Please note the time that I wrote this, ladies night was done and I was a bit frustrated winding up at home alone. Too tired to play with myself either. Shit.
 
Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-08-2004, 01:53 AM:
 
Just be careful, Richard! When girls see guys drinking they think that they can take advantage of them and do icky things such as get naked. Do not let yourself get so intoxicated so that your judgement around pretty ladies is clouded. No one likes to wake up the next morning with a beautiful naked woman whose name you do not know laying next to you.
Please drink responsibly.

"Remember kids, flies spread disease! So keep yours closed!" - Band of Brothers
 
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2004, 02:07 AM:
 
quote: Ryan Luby
No one likes to wake up the next morning with a beautiful naked woman whose name you do not know laying next to you.
Sheeeit. Speak for yourself. That's usually my goal on any given weekend. It's a plus if I can manage to get the lady to stay over without even knowing her name (that means she really must be into me). It might make for some odd conversation in the morning. But even then, you can say, "whoever you are, get your shorts on and get outta my house!"

Well, that's only what you might say to a "Coyote Date."

"She was a two at ten but then a ten at two."
 
Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-08-2004, 02:23 AM:
 
Oops, my bad.
I forgot to hit that "sarcasm" button, again..
I cant seem to find the "shakes head and walks away" smiley.
[Wink]
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-08-2004, 02:33 AM:
 
Drinking does make you more cool. What it does is surplant the need for a real personality, since you obviously can't have a good time using your rapier wit alone. You are not cool if you don't drink. Just ask Nate. He tried to get drunk once. He succeeded. The next morning he came into work and his popularity rose. Now he drinks regularly, as he knows that fun cannot be had without alcohol. It will work for you too, Richard Greco! I know you are far from popular now, but once you start chuggin' you'll start hangin' with a whole new crowd! And everybody in the crowd will be just as cool as you! If you want to be REALLY cool, start smoking dope as well. You will not believe the amazing amount of quality this will add to your character. People will have much more RESPECT for you![av=v]
 
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-08-2004, 04:36 AM:
 
You know, Joe, I used to have only a mild respect for your wisdom and creative ways of thinking. But now I know you're a freakin' genius! You are a role-model for all of us. I know that I worship you in my own, little, humble ways; and I encourage more would-be followers out there to pursue a truer path of enlightenment via your words and, more importantly, your innumerable icons of gestures and expressions which convey your honest sentiments more effectively than your words alone ever could. [thumbsup]

Oh, and congratulations, Richard! It's great to be able to celebrate getting older by consuming substances which may limit how much older one can get. [Razz]
 
Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 07-08-2004, 09:09 AM:
 
Now why don't you satisfy your fantasy, go to the olsen twins' rehab center with a Mike's Hard lemonade and blast Eric Clapton's Cocaine while holding a boom box over your head waiting for the Olsen Twin to fall in love with you. [evil]
 
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2004, 10:41 AM:
 
I can't believe I was able to pull my dead ass out of bed early this morning after so little sleep. More amazing, I can't believe I caught the "Say Anything" reference in the previous post!

Damn I'm tired. But since I drank, I'm cool.
[thumbsup]
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-11-2004, 11:14 AM:
 
Well, It's the day after my party at the country bar.

Here's what I had:

Well, this morning I really don't feel that badly. I have a little headache and I almost puked last night. I was pressured to take a 4th shot but I knew that if I did, I would definaltely puke. I must say, that was a fun night, but I won't do it again for a while.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-11-2004, 05:56 PM:
 
quote: Richard Greco
2 1/2 Bud Lights
That right there will make you (or anyone) puke on its own. Only old people drink Budweiser.[av=m]
 
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-11-2004, 06:19 PM:
 
I agree Joe... and they have to take their false-teeth out too so they wont rot.

>>> Phil
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-11-2004, 06:50 PM:
 
Amateur! Lightweight! Newbie! FNG! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-11-2004, 11:42 PM:
 
My 21st birthday "party" consisted of at least three times that amount of alcohol, Richard. So that means I'm cooler than you! I rule. You don't. Simple as that. [beer]
 
Posted by Dwayne Caldwell (Member # 417) on 07-12-2004, 12:08 AM:
 
quote: Robert E. Allen
Everyone under 70 is a kid to me.
Funny. Everyone over 70 is a fossil to me.

Sorry. I couldn't resist. [Big Grin]

Actually, there's nothing quite like celebrating your 21st birthday than poisoning your body like that. So much for being mature. [Razz]
 
Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 07-12-2004, 01:04 AM:
 
When I turned 21, the bartender hooked me up with his favorite b-day gift: The Jaguila. 1 pt jagermeister, 1 pt taquila. A few of those freebies messed me up more than I have ever been since. Hmm... the virtual bar says that if you add 1 part tabasco sauce, you've got yourself a nazi taco. MmmMmm.

-Adam
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-06-2005, 11:15 AM:
 
It's that time of year again. 22 now. Man I feel old!!!
 
Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 07-06-2005, 11:58 AM:
 
So let me get this straight... Mike's is a chick drink, having the same amount of alcohol as a beer, is Beer a chick drink?

And how does downing dangerous amounts of booze in high alcohol concentrations make one more manly than chickly?

I like my brain cells. I have 27 of them left and will save them for a rainy day.

Richard, as you are so young, you have plenty of brain cells, (according to your posts I would guess around 75). For every mikes you drink, you only loose half a brain cell. Keep it real.

Ciao
 
Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-06-2005, 01:42 PM:
 
....then the liver takes a beating along with the brain.....
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-06-2005, 08:16 PM:
 
Well, I went to Hooters for dinner. They found out it was my birthday and gave me a hula hoop and made me hula it during the song that 5 of them sang.

5 girls in short shorts and tight shirts [Smile] [Big Grin] [thumbsup] [sex]
 
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 07-06-2005, 08:36 PM:
 
quote: Dave Williams
So let me get this straight... Mike's is a chick drink, having the same amount of alcohol as a beer, is Beer a chick drink?
Only American water, err, beer. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-07-2005, 04:20 AM:
 
quote: Richard Greco
5 girls in short shorts and tight shirts
...and having wet dreams about them [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 07-07-2005, 04:56 AM:
 
quote: Richard Greco
They found out it was my birthday
Perhaps it was the "It's my birthday I am over 21 make me do stupid things" tattoo on your forehead that gave the game away [Roll Eyes]
 




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