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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-23-2004, 01:45 AM:
 
Happy Birthday Joey! All should bow down before him and bring forth many gifts. The great 3...1... hmmm... you still look young... And we will have so much fun.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2004, 01:50 AM:
 
Ummmm... I thought it was the 26th?

Mr. Redifer?

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-23-2004, 03:15 AM:
 
Nope, it's TODAY! YAY!!!!



Happy 40th birthday Joe!!!

It seems just like last year that you turned 39.
 

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Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-23-2004, 03:41 AM:
 
Have a Happy 40th Birthday Bonanza Bash!

p.s.: you're ooooold.
 

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Posted by Dan Lyons (Member # 1454) on 07-23-2004, 04:18 AM:
 
Happy Birthday!

 

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Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-23-2004, 04:22 AM:
 
Wow Joe. 40 is kinda old.

Are you going to do a repeat of your 39th birthday; the whole getting drunk and setting the booth on fire incident?? I demand you do.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-23-2004, 04:51 AM:
 
Thanks you all! Dan, you look sad. Nate, the booth is already on fire and I am already in jail (again).

It's weird being 31 and 40 at the same time.

Anyway, I need to change my depends.[av=a]
 

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Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 07-23-2004, 04:54 AM:
 
You need to stop air brushing all of those pictures Joe.
We will accept as the 71 year old that you are.
 

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Posted by Joshua Lott (Member # 240) on 07-23-2004, 05:56 AM:
 
Happy Birthday...
 

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Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-23-2004, 06:02 AM:
 
Happy B-day Joe!! 31 or 40? It doesnt matter, youre over the hill!!
 

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Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 07-23-2004, 06:59 AM:
 
Another bogus ploy to get a free brownie a la mode at Denny's which the waitresses will immediately see through.
 

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Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 07-23-2004, 07:20 AM:
 
Welcome to "middle age" Your mind will say yes and your body will say, not on your life
 

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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-23-2004, 07:21 AM:
 
Face it Joe, You are an antique.

I am 47. See how old you will look in 7 years!

The worst thing is seeing your puss on the opening page of F-T. My hard drive made all kinds of vomiting sounds as it loaded. What a way to drive away new Film-Techers!

It's straight down hill from here. Everything is going to start either not working, or falling out. Trust me. Would I lie to you?

Happy 40th

PS: I think they were still building Holmes 8 projectors when you were born!
 

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-23-2004, 08:05 AM:
 
Damn Joe, 40. Happy Birthday my friend. Enjoy it.
 

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2004, 08:11 AM:
 
Congrat's Joe, As soon as you finish changing your depends...please change mine.

On the other hand forget it. Happy Birthday 31 to 40
 

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-23-2004, 08:41 AM:
 
Joe can't be 40. He'd be mush more of an asshole if he were 40...

Respect his greatness...

And Happy B-day...
 

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-23-2004, 08:45 AM:
 
Joe Redifer is teh ghey...

Happy B-Day Dude
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2004, 08:58 AM:
 
Happy B'Day, Joe!

I spent all night baking you a cake!



>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 07-23-2004, 08:58 AM:
 
Well. Joe... another one! You've got to stop this habit. It's
getting old.... and so are you! Any way... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

fjn
Local 294 Ret.
 

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Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 07-23-2004, 09:01 AM:
 
Happy Birthday Joe

Have a few beers and put them on Bob Maar's TAB.
 

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-23-2004, 09:03 AM:
 
Congratulations!!!

BTW: You are exactly 9 years older than Monica Lewinsky:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky

quote:

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Monica Samille Lewinsky (born July 23, 1973) is an American businesswoman who was caught up in a sex scandal investigation when she was an intern working at the White House.

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Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-23-2004, 09:24 AM:
 
40's the local max. It's all downhill from here, slippery slope, acceleration increasing...
Happy Birthday Joe!
 

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Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 07-23-2004, 09:51 AM:
 
Man, when I logged into Film-Tech this morning, I got the scare of my life seeing that "Happy Birthday" picture of Joe. The picture of him on that tie-dye background is like something out of a nightmare!

Brad, I'd be careful. You don't want anything on Film-Tech that might break a hard-drive!

Happy Birthday, Joe!
 

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Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-23-2004, 09:52 AM:
 
Happy birthday Joe
 

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Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 07-23-2004, 10:19 AM:
 

quote:

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BTW: You are exactly 9 years older than Monica Lewinsky:

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Heh heh. At least, she is legal. Unlike Greco, old man Redifer has to spend time on 30 something countdowns.
 

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-23-2004, 10:24 AM:
 
EH.

Dude...Don't Be Ghey!!
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-23-2004, 11:31 AM:
 
Damn, you're OLD! I always figured you were in your late 20s or early 30s, by the way you act!


Have a happy!
 

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Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-23-2004, 12:33 PM:
 
Congratulations on finding the surest way yet to save bandwidth by scaring people off the site.

(Happy Birthday Joe, are you going to finally grow up now?)


 

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-23-2004, 12:45 PM:
 
Happy Birthday....

Joe grow up?
 

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Posted by Per Hauberg (Member # 529) on 07-23-2004, 01:15 PM:
 
Kære Hr Redifer

Må jeg på de danske F-T medlemmers vegne ønske Dem rigtig hjerteligt tillykke på Deres runde dag. Vi forstår Deres bekymring over den fremskredne alder, og kan forsikre Dem, at bekymringen er fuldt berettiget. Fra nu af kan det kun gå tilbage for Dem. Svækket syn, svækket hørelse, manglende potens - sågar manglende lyst og erindring om, hvorfra denne skulle komme. Ak ja - livet er en jammerdal, når man er fyldt fyrre. -"Færdig med Fyrre", siger man sågar i Danmark. Det var ikke for ingenting, man i sin tid lavede filmen "Logan's Run", hvis indhold De formodentlig allerede nu forstår langt bedre end for 10 år siden. -Men tro mig: meget mere følger - det vil komme til Dem som en tyv om natten !

Our sincere condolences

På gruppens vegne

P. Hauberg

-and then HIP HIP...... !
 

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Posted by Christopher Duvall (Member # 284) on 07-23-2004, 01:19 PM:
 
Happy birthday old man. Do some of this as you party it up...



...but since your that old now it may be just 1 drink then pass out.
 

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Posted by Robert E. Allen (Member # 1351) on 07-23-2004, 03:01 PM:
 
40? Fooooorty? I don't even remember 40. Anyway, enjoy it while you can Joe because tomorrow you'll be 72 and wonder where all the time went. Happy Birthday.
 

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Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 07-23-2004, 03:05 PM:
 
Gosh, Joe. Ya look young for 40. Been using FilmGuard facials before bed?
Happy bday.
 

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Posted by Ryan Luby (Member # 2520) on 07-23-2004, 03:27 PM:
 
Happy Birthday, Joe.
Hope it's not .


 

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Posted by Andrea Werft (Member # 2551) on 07-23-2004, 05:08 PM:
 
Happy Birthday Joe! Feel better soon old man!
 

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-23-2004, 05:34 PM:
 
Forty? That's gotta be wrong. You can't be thirty one and forty at the same time. However, you can be thirty one and farty simultaneously. Yeah, that's it! Farty!

Happy Birthday, Joe!

(2001 theme music for my 2001st FT post).
 

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Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 07-23-2004, 07:37 PM:
 
Birthday?

As in "birth" ?

Joe was not born. He was hatched.
 

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-23-2004, 07:40 PM:
 
Joe? Forty? Old fart.

(Happy birthday, anyway! )
 

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Posted by Bob Koch (Member # 1062) on 07-23-2004, 07:49 PM:
 
Happy birthday Joe; sure used to enjoy your photos in your posts of long ago when you had a photo of yourself dressed as some of the more popular posters.
 

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Posted by Dwayne Caldwell (Member # 417) on 07-23-2004, 09:47 PM:
 
Happy 31st/40th birthday Joe! So how does that work exactly? Is it like at your best you feel like you're 31 and at your worst 40, or is it a mental/physical thing? Any way you look at it, you're still old so enjoy it you old geezer!
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-23-2004, 09:49 PM:
 
Just remember, Joe:

Once you get over the hill, you only pick up more speed!
 

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Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-23-2004, 10:19 PM:
 

quote:

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Once you get over the hill, you only pick up more speed!

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You'll need it to keep up!

P.S. Dont forget your Viagra, So it'll be more of a stick up rather than a hold up!!!

Have a great Birthday Joe!
 

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Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 07-23-2004, 11:09 PM:
 
Happy B-Day Joe.

Soon you'll be joining the "Old Coot" club, if which Phil is not only a member - he's the president.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2004, 11:57 PM:
 
et tu Jason?

(GOD! I swear! When I see Brad in a couple of weeks, I'm gonna KILL him!)

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-24-2004, 01:47 AM:
 
Happy Birthday Joe. Hopefully your ass doesn't itch anymore. And Phil, is being an old coot all that bad?

AJG
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-25-2004, 05:13 AM:
 
Not 40. 31. Check it out, yo:
[av=a]



 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-25-2004, 05:20 AM:
 
Hey, you ran that picture through Photoshop!!!

Ya gotta admit, it's funny that for two years in a row, people thought you were 9 years older than you really were because few people bother to read the posts...they skim!
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 05:29 AM:
 
Yeah, I agree Brad! I am suspicious of the parts that are blacked out. They could be describing his 20 y/o brother and with the dates altered via PhotoShop!

Also, that pic looks like Jeffery Dalmer.... go figure! HA!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-25-2004, 05:31 AM:
 
Parts that are blacked out:
-Driver's License number
-Voter Affiliation
-Middle name
-Address
[av=b]
All things the public does not need to know, lest I be murdered in my sleep.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 05:34 AM:
 

quote: Joe Redifer

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All things the public does not need to know.

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That sure is a line of crap! If it was true, the whole thing would be blank!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-25-2004, 05:39 AM:
 
But if I blanked out the whole thing, my birthday would be gone as well! And my middle name shall be known to no one! I think only one person on this forum knows it, and she hasn't posted in 2 or 3 years![av=m]
 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-25-2004, 05:52 AM:
 
I am NOT a "she"...and it's Cornelius!!!
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-25-2004, 07:24 AM:
 
Ooops I meant "he"! But at least I was right in that you haven't posted for 2 or 3 years! [av=m]
 

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 07-25-2004, 08:29 AM:
 
Ok, Now I'm confuesd.....

Is it me, but that pic looks real.....

Stop toying with my emotions Joe!!!

I'm gonna go watch now
 

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Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 07-25-2004, 11:12 AM:
 
Two things:

1. It looks like the State of Colorado designed the license using MS Paint. Has to be one of the lamest driver's licenses I've ever seen - even discounting Joe's pic.

2. Colorado puts your political affiliation on your driver's license?
 

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Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 07-25-2004, 12:44 PM:
 
Wow! 10 years before you have to renew it. Wish that was that way here. We have to renew every 4 years.
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-25-2004, 07:50 PM:
 
31 qualifies Joe to join Phil's old coot club. Damn old men on this forum...
 

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Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-25-2004, 09:28 PM:
 
madam mod said "Damn old men on this forum... " Well we are as old as who we feel
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2004, 09:54 PM:
 

quote: Ma-DAMN Moderator

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...qualifies Joe to join Phil's old coot club. Damn old men on this forum.

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quote: Gordon McLeod

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Well we are as old as who we feel...

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I agree Gordie! I feel like a 20 y/o!

Any available?

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-26-2004, 09:40 AM:
 
Not for you, coot! Sorry, just have to get COOT in there whenever possible.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-26-2004, 11:17 AM:
 
Yeah, I can tell you're real sorry by that smirk on your face.

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-26-2004, 11:37 PM:
 
Smirk? Is that a word?
 

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