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Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 07-24-2004, 01:13 PM:
 
If you're eating something (or if you've just eaten) I do not advise reading this topic. Hit the back button.

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You have been duely warned.

In the last two years I have had surgery 3 times for a pylon-idle cyst. For those of you who don't know, this happens when an in-growing hair carries some fecal matter into the muscles in ones hind quarters, causing the tissue to become infected. The infected tissue then has to be removed surgically and the patient put on antibiotics.

Given the recent trend in popular documentaries, I've decided that, should I need to go in for more surgery (likely) I'm going to have it videotaped and make a documentary titled: "All You Need To Make A Documentary is a Video Camera and an Asshole"
 
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-24-2004, 03:29 PM:
 
That's actually funny... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 07-24-2004, 04:47 PM:
 
Will this be going straight to DVD or will I be getting a call from the Indie house in my town to build up that bad-boy on 35mm?
 
Posted by Christian Appelt (Member # 1067) on 07-24-2004, 05:10 PM:
 
Video taping is not good enough. I recommend buying this camera on eBay

Special Camera

to record such an important event. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 07-24-2004, 07:11 PM:
 
Pylon-Idle sounds like you spend too much time sitting with a pole up your backside. [Big Grin]

Edit: I guess it's actually spelled pilonidal; so much for the above theory. Might still be true though!
 
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 07-24-2004, 08:51 PM:
 
Maybe Joe should film it who knows maybe that is why his ass itchs so he says [Smile]
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-24-2004, 08:53 PM:
 
Notice that my ass no longer itches! I had John's operation and it cured me! [Smile] [av=m]
 




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