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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-04-2004, 10:40 PM:
 
Dude......

Firstly, I have no clue why I waited till I was 21 to get one. I found out tonight that you can be 18. Mons Venus is a full nude club with a freaking $20 cover!!! It is worth it though. I walked in a little bummed out and tired from prepping for the hurricane and walked out with a big smile on my face.

Unfortunately since I only had 45.00, I could only get one. Gorgeous blonde

I think I am going to save my tips from delivering pizzas this week and go back next Saturday with like 150.00 and a buddie of mine and I'll get a few more dances and have a REALLY good time.
 

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Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-04-2004, 10:45 PM:
 
Congratulations Richard!! Now go wash your underwear before your mom finds them and wonders what happened at the "slumber party" that you told her you were going to.
 

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-04-2004, 10:57 PM:
 
hehe I had a feeling you'd respond first....I don't know if Phil will though since I didn't see a Chippendales show
 

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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 09-04-2004, 11:24 PM:
 
Yay. We can now officially shut down the forum.

Don't forget to register for the Mons Venus Discussion Group!
 

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Posted by Nate Lehrke (Member # 1460) on 09-04-2004, 11:52 PM:
 
Congrats Richard! Truely a great day for history.
 

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Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 09-04-2004, 11:54 PM:
 
Richard, for someone who seems terribly concerned over the privileges that accrue with age you sure haven't done your homework. Sex & driving @ 16 (FL), Lap dances, lottery & voting @ 18, Alcohol & casino @ 21, US Congress @ 25, US Senate @ 30, President @ 35.
 

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Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 09-04-2004, 11:59 PM:
 
Steve, you shouldnt be giving Richard ideas, especially with your 25-35 age listings.

And Richard, here's a place where you can get better value for your money.
http://www.sexwork.com/montreal/
 

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Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 09-05-2004, 01:27 AM:
 
Mons is definately the truth...been there quite a few times and spent enough money to probably feed everyone on FT.

You have to go at least once.....a month

Richard, e-mail me and I'll give you some tips on how to manage your money for Mons (it's my fullproof method)
 

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Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 09-05-2004, 10:06 AM:
 
Pravin, wouldn't a President Greco mean a First Lady Lindsay Lohan?

BZZT! Wrong!

That's 14 years off and Lindsay would be 32 by then. The future first lady is probably just being born about now.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 09-05-2004, 11:02 AM:
 
I am amazed people like going to those "look but don't touch" places. Personally I HATE being teased.
 

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Posted by R. Andrew Diercks (Member # 1725) on 09-05-2004, 11:11 AM:
 
Steve, at 18 you forgot porn and cigarettes as well as the possiblity of [political comment removed by moderator].

Unfortunatley here in Iowa lottery is 21.

[ 09-05-2004, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Adam Martin ]
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 09-05-2004, 01:16 PM:
 

quote: Richard Greco

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It is worth it though... Unfortunately since I only had 45.00, I could only get one. Gorgeous

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Having a girl just hover over you is worth $20?! You can't be that hard up. Hell, you can get a full-on BJ at any truckstop for just $5!
 

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 09-05-2004, 02:04 PM:
 
Richard...

If your that HARD-UP then go down to Puerto-Rico! LOL
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-05-2004, 03:20 PM:
 

quote: Richard Greco

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I don't know if Phil will though since I didn't see a Chippendales show

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Well, I don't know how I got dragged into this piss-ass thread, but tell you what, Richard... Your sexploits bore ME if not MOST of us! Who the fuck CARES what you did or didn't do in the sex department?

I mean at your age, you'd think that you would have learned more about it than how to jack-off by now and sniff some pussy and/or ass?

I agree with Tim, go out to a whore house or truck stop and get some "REAL" sex. But, ***PLEASE*** STOP boring us, or at least stop bringing me into your ***boring*** escapades.

You don't see those of us that HAVE enjoyed the ***finer*** things in life feel they have to POST about it?

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 09-05-2004, 03:30 PM:
 


[ 09-05-2004, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Dennis Benjamin ]
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-05-2004, 04:01 PM:
 
While I totally agree that the whole premise of this thread is ***way*** out of line and offends me as well, I don't feel it should be locked because someone is offended.

I'm just as offended at the "My-shit-doesn't-stink" managers and their "refund/pass" policies that they seem the think the public owes them a living.

NO ONE is ***forcing*** YOU to read this tread! Let ALONE COMMENT on it.

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 09-05-2004, 04:08 PM:
 
Puerto Rico cleaned up their act a couple of years ago by bulldosing an entire district that was very "red light" in San Juan. The end of the street was the Neon lit "Black Angus" that "served" Chinese food and quick turns in an upstairs hotel ....several former sub-contracters used to blow their money while working on island projects
 

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Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 09-05-2004, 04:18 PM:
 
At a get-together of a bunch of Cingular Wireless call center reps I overheard a conversation...Apparantly there are brothels with legalised prostitution in Nevada...I forget which county it's in.
But then again we shouldn't encourage Richards 3D porn habbit because that's just about all it is.

Perhaps you should take a new approach, Richard. It's just like a job hunt, blanket the landscape with applications and you might get a few bites.
Sex is much better when you don't have to ask for it, yanno. Give it a shot.
The character Kip in Napoleon Dynamite once said "I'm sure there's a babe out there for you."
 

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Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 09-05-2004, 04:28 PM:
 
Congratulations Richard,

You are now tied with the Battlebots thread for the most useless thread of all time!

Good God man, pull yourself together.

Dominic, Prostitution is legal in certian areas in Nevada. Counties with populations of less than 50,000 I belive, which makes such activities illegal in the larger cities such as Las Vegas and Reno. Even our good ol government owned a brothel out there at one time. Gotta love the good 'ol IRS, they'll find one way to you or annother.
 

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 09-05-2004, 05:20 PM:
 

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Having a girl just hover over you is worth $20?! You can't be that hard up. Hell, you can get a full-on BJ at any truckstop for just $5!

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Beware of discount hookers. If some lady is charging just $5 for a BJ I wouldn't want her mouth near me at all. You might get something else in addition to that hummer that makes that $5 BJ a very expensive medical situation.
 

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Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 09-05-2004, 05:23 PM:
 
Phil,

You continue to show how low you can go. I won't quote the comments you made, because they can be read right above this one. Your choice of language is poor and it shows how uneducated you are.

Brad - why are people like this allowed to be part of this forum?
 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-05-2004, 06:11 PM:
 
Using a term such as "my-shit-don't-stink managers" is hardly uneducated. It's just a straightforward, no bs (and no PC) way of getting a point across such that there is no confusion.

By the way...RULE #2

Speaking of not sugar-coating responses, Richard how about you lay off the threads dealing with your sex life? You don't see anyone else here droning on and on about theirs, since afterall it does tend to be a private topic in general. If you REALLY want everyone in the industry to know how you haven't been laid in however long or how excited you got from a lap dance or your chances of scoring with some barely-legal actress, then fine go ahead. It's not against the policies and people always have the option of not clicking on what they do not want to read. Still though, food for thought.
 

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Posted by David Buckley (Member # 2600) on 09-05-2004, 06:31 PM:
 
To misquote Jan Bojda, "A good forum should have something to offend everyone"

Of course, here in New Zealand, prostitution is fully legal, so after you've popped over here to escape the election run-up, and to check out the LOTR sets, you can legitimately get laid.

The picture that got away - parked outside a pet shop in Christchurch a couple of weeks ago was a green sports car, with the words "Escort Bad Sandy" emblazened across the front. So if you want a non-subtle escort encounter, you know where to come :-)
 

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Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 09-05-2004, 06:34 PM:
 
Dennis said" Phil,

You continue to show how low you can go. I won't quote the comments you made, because they can be read right above this one. Your choice of language is poor and it shows how uneducated you are.

Brad - why are people like this allowed to be part of this forum?"

Dennis Phil is extremely well educated and seems to exhibit far more tolerance than many others and has provided much helpfull advice to manny in fact has contributed far more useful information than you have to this forum so that is probably why Brad allows "people like this" and not only that i count him as a good friend and as such deserves respect as well
 

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 09-05-2004, 06:44 PM:
 
Way to go PHIL!!!!

How do I know about Puerto Rico?

While in the USAF, I was one of those deployed for Operation Uphold Democracy. During our deployment breifing, we were told that all was secret, and that we would not be told our destination until last minute. But during the briefing, when they told us to stay away from the prostitutes because the vast majority of them are HIV, everyone cheered 'cause we now knew where we were going!

Of course when we got there everyone wanted to hit the t & a clubs/whore-houses! Talk about some SKANKS---OMG!!!! And to make it worse, most of these places were on the pier right across from the cruise-ships!

But there was this one whore that was kinda cute at this one place, and one of the guys in our group really wanted her BAD! We got him to leave, but after a while he dragged us back! Well, we saved him from this whore by telling her that he was a virgin! That saved his schlong from falling off! LOL!!!
 

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Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 09-05-2004, 06:54 PM:
 
I had more problems with my sub-contractors in the....Virgin Islands The cruise ship area has seen major urban rehab with skyrocketing real estate values...too pricy for the ladies....there is always a place if you are hard up enough
 

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Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-05-2004, 07:12 PM:
 
Updated numbers for Nevada (the only state in the US with legal prostitution):

Currently, prostitution is banned by state law in any county with a population greater than 400,000. That law used to state Clark County specifically, but was amended to go by population instead, and has since been periodically revised upwards as more people move here. Clark (Las Vegas) and Washoe (Reno) counties fall under this law.

Carson City, Douglas, and Lincoln counties simply banned the practice outright by county ordinance.

So "ranches" are legal and regulated in 11 out of the 17 counties here. Eureka County has no laws on the books addressing the issue either way, but then Eureka County doesn't have any ranches either. I suppose one could argue legality in 12 out of 17 counties...

There are presently 34 legal ranches located throughout the state. Plenty of on-line maps out there to point the way.
 

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Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 09-05-2004, 07:21 PM:
 
What is the logic of allowing/banning prostitution based on the number of people who live in the county?
 

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Posted by Manny Knowles (Member # 1171) on 09-05-2004, 09:28 PM:
 

quote: Dennis Benjamin

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Brad - why are people like this allowed to be part of this forum?

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quote: Gordon McLeod

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has provided much helpfull advice to manny

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"Ignore it and maybe it'll go away" is hardly what I would call good advice.

BTW Phil, it still hasn't cleared up!

It's a good thing I quit smoking or I'd never be able to afford that ointment!
 

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Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 09-05-2004, 10:02 PM:
 
I've never understood the logic of government intrusion into private activity such as that. Regulate it, tax it, whatevah. But ban it? Why? Note that it's not anonomous sex that's banned--just the fact that money changes hands. What other activity is legal but becomes illegal if one gets paid?
 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 09-05-2004, 10:58 PM:
 
Richie, I would suggest signing up for a blog, a lot of people do that, then you can tell everyone about everything.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-05-2004, 11:28 PM:
 
Oh, I am ***SOOOO*** holding my tongue for a response to stupit people.

I'm ***NOT*** referring to Chris or the "others" with common sense posts!

BTW: Manny, I told you "lube" NOT ointment!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 09-05-2004, 11:58 PM:
 
Chris, an excellent suggestion. Richard, seriously, I hope you dont get discouraged by the responses here and shut down. Use a blog. I know I will read it, whether it's in the form of your posts here or a blog somewhere else.

And be sure to put up a post about your trip to Montreal when you save enough for an air ticket.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-06-2004, 12:11 AM:
 
I agree about the blog! But PLEASE shut it down here!

>>> Phil
 

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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 09-06-2004, 02:52 AM:
 
I agree! Get a LiveJournal, post the link in this thread and be done with it.
 

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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-06-2004, 09:31 AM:
 
Well, the only reason I posted was that it was my first time there. I have some more interesting things, but they aren't appropriate to share. I just wanted to tell everyone that I had a blast Saturday before the hurricane hit and that I'd go again.

Pravin, After reading the website......It's a thought
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 09-06-2004, 10:47 AM:
 

quote: Bobby Henderson

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Beware of discount hookers. If some lady is charging just $5 for a BJ I wouldn't want her mouth near me at all. You might get something else in addition to that hummer that makes that $5 BJ a very expensive medical situation.

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Okay... $10, then.
 

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-06-2004, 12:06 PM:
 
MAN.. stay away for a few days and everything goes to hell in a handbasket..

At least poor Richard got to experience an adult club... that does nothing more than drain your wallet. While they can be fun with a group of friends, the dancers, excuse me, entertainers, really know how to work people. And remember Richard, beauty is only a light switch away... LOL

Two more things that strippers, in general, do VERY well.... and !! Suffice it to say that I've known my fair share. Most of them are all the same.. They get into it because the money is soo damn good, then they get hooked up in that lifestyle and it's generally downhill from there..
I have met a few decent strippers, but that isn't what this thread is about.

Richard, go on back to Mons.. have a blast... do what you please.. but you may want to keep some of your 'more personal' experiences in your head.. Umm, no pun intended..
 

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 09-06-2004, 02:05 PM:
 

quote: Joe Redifer

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I am amazed people like going to those "look but don't touch" places. Personally I HATE being teased.

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AMEN Brother Joe...
 

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Posted by William Uhlhorn (Member # 1923) on 09-06-2004, 04:09 PM:
 
William Parr, when I was the union projectionist at the Highland 10 our walkie talkies were on the same frequency as "Sugars" the "gentlemens club" just down the street. It was highly amusing listing to the goings on at that place.. The money flowed like wine.
 

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 09-06-2004, 05:29 PM:
 
Listning to stuff over radios brings back USAF C141 and C5 maintenance memories! LOL!

It was routine that when a C5 or C141 got to the end of the runway preparing for take-off, the flight crew would encounter some type of problem and would call in an emerengcy repair referred to a "red-streak". Most of the time these red-streaks had to do with electronics or avianics, and were often a very simple fix, and the plane would then be on its way.

Anyhow, after some time, the term "red streak" became a "politically incorrect" no-no offense on the radio...for obvious reasons. But that never stopped maintenance from using it. We just loved to tease and piss off the flight control tower, as well as the higher ranking maintenance officers by using that phrase. And every once in a while someone would go on the radio with phrases like "HELP ME, I'M FALLIN AND CAN'T GET UP!"...in disguised voices, of course!
 

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Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-06-2004, 11:33 PM:
 
For Michael, I guess population becomes a factor because the original intent of the law was to locate licensed brothels away from areas where people otherwise tend to congregate. Specifically, a brothel had to be at least 400 yards away from any school, church, or other public gathering place. As population increases, it becomes increasingly difficult to keep the brothels "out of sight, out of mind." 400,000 people in a county is the present definition of "too crowded" to allow brothels at all. I know, it's strange, but there are much stranger laws on the books out there.

And for Will, how about the old low altitude military training routes, numbered "OBxxxx", which used to be called "Oil Burners"? When the first gas crunch hit here those routes were quickly rechristened as "Olive Branches." Oh how PC the DoD could be.

My how many topics we cover under the heading of lap dances!

Speaking of lap dances... Yes Richard, get a blog.
 

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 09-07-2004, 10:48 AM:
 

quote: William Uhlhorn

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William Parr, when I was the union projectionist at the Highland 10 our walkie talkies were on the same frequency as "Sugars" the "gentlemens club" just down the street. It was highly amusing listing to the goings on at that place.. The money flowed like wine.

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