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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-08-2004, 02:58 PM:
At the risk of pissing off Brad, Joe, and/or Daryl... I think it's time to start a NEW 3-word game! (I can afford this risk since I'm NOT a moderator!)
The ONLY rule is you have to add to the continuity of the thread by posting exactly 3 words. No fair cheating by running words together or using excess hyphens.
Violations of this rule will result in a $200 fine payable to ME in cash!
I'll start it off:
That Brad Miller
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-08-2004, 03:00 PM:
will be pissed
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 10-08-2004, 04:37 PM:
that your mom
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-08-2004, 05:46 PM:
knows what you
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 10-08-2004, 05:47 PM:
were up banging
Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 10-08-2004, 05:50 PM:
last night. She
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-08-2004, 05:50 PM:
asked "who is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-08-2004, 06:00 PM:
going to clean
Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 10-08-2004, 06:13 PM:
up all that
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-08-2004, 06:23 PM:
sticky Coot mess?"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-08-2004, 06:30 PM:
that Clint left
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-08-2004, 06:54 PM:
in the sink?????
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-08-2004, 06:55 PM:
If only Phil
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-08-2004, 07:03 PM:
knew Brad's secret
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-08-2004, 08:01 PM:
would be dangerous
Posted by Greg Davis (Member # 2687) on 10-08-2004, 08:05 PM:
in the hands
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-08-2004, 10:17 PM:
of Team America.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-08-2004, 11:11 PM:
Therefore, we must
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 10-08-2004, 11:36 PM:
go sing karaoke
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 10-09-2004, 12:26 AM:
with Japanese businessmen
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 10-09-2004, 01:41 AM:
after sex with
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-09-2004, 02:43 AM:
an intriguing, but
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-09-2004, 03:34 AM:
none the less
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 10-09-2004, 11:36 AM:
obese and drunken
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-09-2004, 01:42 PM:
dude like COOTZILLA®.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-09-2004, 05:20 PM:
It was so
Posted by Ken Lackner (Member # 1002) on 10-09-2004, 06:14 PM:
funny that I
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 10-09-2004, 06:35 PM:
electrocuted Rachel's hamster
Posted by Ken Lackner (Member # 1002) on 10-09-2004, 06:45 PM:
named Harvey The
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-09-2004, 07:35 PM:
cute innocent hampy.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-09-2004, 09:46 PM:
But now that
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-09-2004, 11:22 PM:
the poor animal
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-09-2004, 11:43 PM:
has passed on
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-10-2004, 12:18 AM:
to the great
Posted by Matt Goth (Member # 2721) on 10-10-2004, 02:04 AM:
hamster heaven in
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-10-2004, 06:19 AM:
between earth and
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-10-2004, 09:22 AM:
Bob's freezer the
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 10-10-2004, 09:46 AM:
sanctuary of douche.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 10-10-2004, 12:27 PM:
"Help!", shouted Cleopatra.
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 10-10-2004, 01:43 PM:
I'm caught in
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 10-10-2004, 02:58 PM:
Mountains of emulsion
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-10-2004, 03:10 PM:
with my handy
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-10-2004, 04:29 PM:
blow torch utility!
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-10-2004, 09:47 PM:
Meanwhile, George Bush
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-10-2004, 09:52 PM:
is licking Aaron's
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-10-2004, 09:54 PM:
new postage stamp
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-10-2004, 10:21 PM:
featuring Jeremy picking
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-10-2004, 10:55 PM:
up Phil for
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-10-2004, 11:31 PM:
a little fun
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-10-2004, 11:36 PM:
with Aaron, Mike,
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 12:07 AM:
and John Kerry.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-11-2004, 09:07 AM:
What an awful
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 11:07 AM:
tragedy that Superman
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-11-2004, 11:40 AM:
will never fly
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-11-2004, 11:47 AM:
again. Kryptonite was
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 10-11-2004, 12:29 PM:
a Hazardous Material
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 12:36 PM:
that Batman thought
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-11-2004, 12:42 PM:
made a great
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-11-2004, 01:12 PM:
practical joke. Why
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 01:49 PM:
not? Spiderman, however,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-11-2004, 02:40 PM:
will most likely
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 02:58 PM:
not be amused
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-11-2004, 04:42 PM:
and spin a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-11-2004, 05:07 PM:
giant web for
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-11-2004, 07:15 PM:
Mary Jane, while
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-11-2004, 07:18 PM:
naked and swinging
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-11-2004, 08:00 PM:
thru the trees
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-11-2004, 09:49 PM:
with Tarzan and
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-11-2004, 11:14 PM:
that chick from
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 10-11-2004, 11:24 PM:
Debbie Does Dallas
Posted by Kyle Caudill (Member # 1252) on 10-12-2004, 02:30 AM:
with Peter North
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-12-2004, 10:49 AM:
going south when
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-12-2004, 11:28 AM:
out of nowhere
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-12-2004, 11:55 AM:
Phil whips out
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-12-2004, 12:04 PM:
his Academy membership
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-12-2004, 12:26 PM:
which expired years
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-12-2004, 12:43 PM:
ago, when Phil
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-12-2004, 12:55 PM:
Was still popping
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 10-12-2004, 01:08 PM:
guys from behind
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-12-2004, 01:11 PM:
with much force
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-12-2004, 03:16 PM:
although not one
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-12-2004, 05:40 PM:
even remembers Phil.
Posted by Pat Thompson (Member # 2374) on 10-12-2004, 06:07 PM:
Out for nowhere
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-12-2004, 08:26 PM:
Clint picks his
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-12-2004, 08:56 PM:
ass with a
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 10-12-2004, 09:14 PM:
Really sharp knife
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-12-2004, 09:27 PM:
that Todd had
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-12-2004, 09:30 PM:
used before on
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-12-2004, 10:53 PM:
Mr. Jack Valenti.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-13-2004, 02:05 AM:
Lately Jack's been
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-13-2004, 06:41 AM:
in a bad
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-13-2004, 07:42 AM:
mood because he
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 10-13-2004, 08:08 AM:
can no longer
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-13-2004, 08:34 AM:
speak in public
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-13-2004, 09:31 AM:
due to his
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-13-2004, 11:19 AM:
inflamed hemroid. He
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-13-2004, 11:36 AM:
would rather play
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-13-2004, 01:57 PM:
MPAA Chairman that
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-13-2004, 02:55 PM:
loves a good
Posted by Brandon Willis (Member # 2345) on 10-13-2004, 03:13 PM:
emulsion scratch and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-13-2004, 04:28 PM:
sniff card. Meanwhile
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-13-2004, 04:51 PM:
all of the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-13-2004, 05:15 PM:
alleged movie pirates
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-13-2004, 06:00 PM:
have been beaten
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-13-2004, 06:07 PM:
to a pulp.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-13-2004, 06:30 PM:
Or are wealthy.
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-13-2004, 08:33 PM:
They sold their
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-13-2004, 11:15 PM:
poor quality DVDs
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-14-2004, 12:31 AM:
to zit faced
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-14-2004, 01:45 AM:
adolescents who couldn’t
Posted by Pat Thompson (Member # 2374) on 10-14-2004, 02:42 AM:
find a date
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-14-2004, 02:56 AM:
whilst trying to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-14-2004, 05:55 AM:
sneak camcorders into
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-14-2004, 06:03 AM:
the projection booth
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-14-2004, 06:59 AM:
for the première
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-14-2004, 07:03 AM:
of Phil's new
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 10-14-2004, 09:04 AM:
documentary about hamsters.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-14-2004, 09:33 AM:
Who could have
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-14-2004, 10:00 AM:
Out Adventured Lemmywinks
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-14-2004, 03:08 PM:
the lawn gnome
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 10-14-2004, 04:01 PM:
mowing the lawn
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-14-2004, 06:02 PM:
while pulling on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-14-2004, 06:19 PM:
Phil's finger. Avoiding
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-14-2004, 06:46 PM:
Phil's pinky ring
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-14-2004, 07:09 PM:
was as easy
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-14-2004, 07:18 PM:
as pie, sometimes.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-14-2004, 07:23 PM:
Meanwhile, Bruce was
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-14-2004, 10:40 PM:
phenomenally handling film
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-14-2004, 11:04 PM:
while peeing on
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-14-2004, 11:11 PM:
hot spark plugs ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-15-2004, 12:07 AM:
With sparks flying
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-15-2004, 01:21 AM:
and juices pouring
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-15-2004, 02:45 AM:
Phil's mouth watered
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-15-2004, 05:34 PM:
cuz the dentist
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-15-2004, 07:00 PM:
forgot the novocaine
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-16-2004, 02:48 AM:
and used instead
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-16-2004, 06:33 AM:
Bruce's wet plugs.
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-16-2004, 07:07 AM:
But Phil forgot
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-16-2004, 08:42 AM:
to discipline the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-16-2004, 09:11 AM:
thingie where it
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-16-2004, 11:42 AM:
sticks into the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-16-2004, 01:33 PM:
full wine glass
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-16-2004, 02:24 PM:
and stirs up
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-16-2004, 04:59 PM:
Memories of noxious
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-16-2004, 07:27 PM:
fumes oozing disgustingly
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-16-2004, 11:19 PM:
from the orifices
Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 10-16-2004, 11:31 PM:
of a monkey
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-17-2004, 04:58 AM:
named Phil. There
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-17-2004, 07:19 AM:
was also Brad,
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-17-2004, 08:45 AM:
the Grand Poo-Bah
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-17-2004, 09:25 AM:
with his long
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-17-2004, 10:00 AM:
thin shlong that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-17-2004, 12:24 PM:
could reach into
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-17-2004, 12:32 PM:
the depths of
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-17-2004, 12:47 PM:
(where's this going?!)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-17-2004, 01:45 PM:
a finger cot.
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 10-17-2004, 02:05 PM:
Drinking Filmguard with
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-17-2004, 02:21 PM:
my 700th post!!
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-17-2004, 02:24 PM:
When post 701
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-17-2004, 02:27 PM:
Makes Phil cry
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-17-2004, 03:16 PM:
and the rest
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-17-2004, 03:46 PM:
laugh it off
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-17-2004, 04:01 PM:
because they know
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-17-2004, 04:42 PM:
about the results
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-17-2004, 04:47 PM:
of COOT's latest
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-17-2004, 04:55 PM:
SRD penthouse. Cory
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-17-2004, 06:05 PM:
knew that Phil
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-17-2004, 07:54 PM:
would baste his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-17-2004, 08:22 PM:
turkey this Thanksgiving
Posted by Scott Rhoads (Member # 2621) on 10-17-2004, 08:30 PM:
with his special
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-17-2004, 09:00 PM:
Salty Phil Sauce
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-17-2004, 09:14 PM:
made from all
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-17-2004, 09:18 PM:
precious bodily fluids
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-17-2004, 09:40 PM:
(OK...yous got me again...John did it! I cannot think of an "innocent" comeback!)
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-17-2004, 09:43 PM:
that accumulated after
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-17-2004, 09:56 PM:
long sessions of
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-18-2004, 06:52 AM:
full bed rest.
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-18-2004, 07:36 AM:
And then, as
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-18-2004, 09:39 AM:
you would expect
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-18-2004, 09:45 AM:
things got weird
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-18-2004, 10:26 AM:
(they weren't already?!)
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-18-2004, 11:24 AM:
when General Ripper
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-18-2004, 11:46 AM:
gently massaged the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-18-2004, 11:56 AM:
pink pencil erasers
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-18-2004, 12:14 PM:
protruding from his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-18-2004, 02:11 PM:
silver zipper fly
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-18-2004, 02:33 PM:
while others observed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-18-2004, 03:48 PM:
safely from afar.
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-18-2004, 04:21 PM:
Meanwhile Phil arose
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-18-2004, 06:08 PM:
and went out
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-18-2004, 07:38 PM:
but forgot his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-18-2004, 07:41 PM:
American Express card.
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-18-2004, 07:46 PM:
Driving through Hollywood,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-18-2004, 07:51 PM:
Cory, Clint, Bruce,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-18-2004, 08:50 PM:
somehow got lost
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-18-2004, 09:01 PM:
like men always
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-18-2004, 10:29 PM:
do without a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-18-2004, 10:38 PM:
whiney lady to
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-18-2004, 11:28 PM:
act like a
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-19-2004, 12:29 AM:
shining beacon of
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-19-2004, 01:17 AM:
unending, persistent torture.
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-19-2004, 03:36 AM:
Scientists have learned
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-19-2004, 06:30 AM:
that women possess
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-19-2004, 07:16 AM:
the worthless ability
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-19-2004, 07:58 AM:
to control men.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-19-2004, 08:30 AM:
Adolescent boys, however,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-19-2004, 08:57 AM:
fantacize about their
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 09:04 AM:
love for parrots
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-19-2004, 09:16 AM:
who learn to
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-19-2004, 09:30 AM:
take a crap
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-19-2004, 09:57 AM:
on their heads.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 10:00 AM:
I always thought
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-19-2004, 10:03 AM:
that CinemaScope movies
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 10:04 AM:
are best presented
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-19-2004, 10:14 AM:
wide. However, women
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-19-2004, 10:14 AM:
in WideScreen, Letterboxed
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 10:16 AM:
formats always seem
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-19-2004, 11:33 AM:
to look bloated
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 11:56 AM:
even though we
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-19-2004, 12:55 PM:
used FLAT lenses!
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-19-2004, 03:08 PM:
Phil would say
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-19-2004, 03:43 PM:
"Great grand poo-BAH
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-19-2004, 06:48 PM:
and Caesar's Ghost!"
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-19-2004, 06:50 PM:
to anyone who
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-19-2004, 07:16 PM:
dared to comment
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-19-2004, 07:19 PM:
about Cory liking
(Notice: I said liking NOT licking)
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-19-2004, 07:57 PM:
certain parts of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-19-2004, 08:04 PM:
porno films that
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-19-2004, 11:12 PM:
show Phil taking
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-19-2004, 11:16 PM:
off his pants
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-20-2004, 12:54 AM:
and placing his
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-20-2004, 01:04 AM:
extremely large, slippery
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 02:52 PM:
salmon he caught
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 04:37 PM:
while swimming upstream
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 04:42 PM:
in Washington state.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 04:51 PM:
The circus came
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 04:57 PM:
to Clint's house
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 05:07 PM:
with lions, tigers,
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-20-2004, 05:14 PM:
and Clint, oh
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-20-2004, 05:21 PM:
don't forget about
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 05:22 PM:
Jason's finger that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 05:44 PM:
was pulled by
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 06:15 PM:
Cory while smelling
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 06:26 PM:
something foul emitting
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 06:28 PM:
from Dean that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-20-2004, 06:31 PM:
could only be
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-20-2004, 06:32 PM:
described as being
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-20-2004, 08:05 PM:
noxious in nature.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-20-2004, 09:53 PM:
Must have been
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-20-2004, 10:01 PM:
leftovers from Phil's
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-20-2004, 11:40 PM:
secret collection of
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-20-2004, 11:56 PM:
slightly moist used
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-21-2004, 12:18 AM:
Funyuns® that he
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-21-2004, 12:22 AM:
put in his
Posted by Greg Davis (Member # 2687) on 10-21-2004, 12:35 AM:
generation three civic
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-21-2004, 12:39 AM:
, driving down the
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-21-2004, 01:56 AM:
side of a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-21-2004, 07:18 AM:
really big cheesecake
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-21-2004, 07:30 AM:
coated sex toy
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-21-2004, 07:38 AM:
barely indicative of
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-21-2004, 08:14 AM:
what he must
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-21-2004, 11:19 AM:
have been planning
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-21-2004, 11:49 AM:
to do to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-21-2004, 12:10 PM:
the grand poo-BAH.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-21-2004, 12:19 PM:
Although it wouldn't
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-21-2004, 12:43 PM:
clean his pipes
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-21-2004, 02:00 PM:
it would clean
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-21-2004, 04:48 PM:
the dirty orifice
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-21-2004, 04:50 PM:
that Jason's finger
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-21-2004, 05:15 PM:
was stuck in.
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 10-21-2004, 08:35 PM:
Of course you
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-21-2004, 08:58 PM:
you could always
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-21-2004, 09:02 PM:
have Cory and
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-21-2004, 09:22 PM:
Clint videotaping Phil
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 10-21-2004, 11:16 PM:
hammering away at
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-22-2004, 12:06 AM:
Rachel's pet hamster
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-22-2004, 01:52 AM:
named Sprocket who
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-22-2004, 04:06 AM:
against incredible odds
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-22-2004, 06:45 AM:
bit Phil's massive
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-22-2004, 06:52 AM:
man boobs, and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-22-2004, 08:10 AM:
he choked on
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-22-2004, 10:37 AM:
Phil's nipple clamp
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-22-2004, 11:33 AM:
that lodged deep
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-22-2004, 11:46 AM:
down inside Sprocket.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-22-2004, 12:03 PM:
Then Jason squeezed
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-22-2004, 12:07 PM:
poor little Sprocket
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-22-2004, 12:31 PM:
until Rachel cried:
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-22-2004, 12:42 PM:
what the hell
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-22-2004, 12:56 PM:
are you doing
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-22-2004, 01:04 PM:
to my beloved
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-22-2004, 01:54 PM:
four legged friend?
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-22-2004, 02:02 PM:
then she slapped
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-22-2004, 02:10 PM:
Clint who was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-22-2004, 02:17 PM:
kicking Phil's arse.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-22-2004, 04:42 PM:
in plain view
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-22-2004, 05:11 PM:
in his dreams
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-22-2004, 08:48 PM:
which became reality.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-22-2004, 08:51 PM:
in John's mind.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-22-2004, 11:03 PM:
Period. But Phil
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-23-2004, 12:28 AM:
managed to pull
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-23-2004, 01:21 AM:
it out without
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-23-2004, 03:20 AM:
getting clawed by
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-23-2004, 03:28 AM:
that rat tailed
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-23-2004, 06:49 AM:
four legged chomper
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-23-2004, 07:36 AM:
who was cute!!!!
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-23-2004, 11:56 AM:
Then Rachel took
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-23-2004, 12:56 PM:
some duct tape
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-23-2004, 03:55 PM:
and bound Cory's
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-23-2004, 07:54 PM:
unmentionables to a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-23-2004, 09:34 PM:
porno DVD of
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-23-2004, 09:55 PM:
of Phil and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-24-2004, 09:20 AM:
Brad eating Rachel's
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-24-2004, 11:09 AM:
furry little 'critter'
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-24-2004, 07:16 PM:
which was great,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-24-2004, 07:30 PM:
in Hamster burritos.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-24-2004, 08:11 PM:
Only minutes later
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-24-2004, 09:15 PM:
Rachel realized exactly
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-24-2004, 09:42 PM:
why Phil was
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-24-2004, 10:07 PM:
excessively salivating over
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-24-2004, 10:41 PM:
her taped hamster.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-25-2004, 01:22 AM:
She had placed
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-25-2004, 03:30 AM:
a hidden camera
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-25-2004, 08:54 AM:
in the oven
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-25-2004, 09:56 AM:
for half-baked pictures
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-25-2004, 10:31 AM:
of roast hamster
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-25-2004, 11:36 AM:
I can taste
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-25-2004, 11:52 AM:
those little legs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-25-2004, 11:59 AM:
delicious baby drumsticks
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-25-2004, 02:37 PM:
burnt and charred
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-25-2004, 03:58 PM:
, sweet and crispy,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-25-2004, 04:39 PM:
just like Mike
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-25-2004, 04:52 PM:
Tyson makes them.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-25-2004, 05:03 PM:
Then Jason, Aaron,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-25-2004, 05:19 PM:
and Ol' Coot
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-25-2004, 05:27 PM:
Mini-me Coot Jason
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-25-2004, 10:00 PM:
(is Phil speaking some other language there, or what?)
does not understand
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 10-25-2004, 11:37 PM:
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-26-2004, 12:25 AM:
Holy smileys, Batman!
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-26-2004, 01:30 AM:
Meanwhile, Phil pulled
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-26-2004, 01:37 AM:
Mike Olpin's membership.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-26-2004, 02:18 AM:
One thousand posts
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-26-2004, 02:54 AM:
does not warrant
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-26-2004, 08:55 AM:
copious drug consumption
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-26-2004, 09:19 AM:
unless accompanied with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-26-2004, 09:28 AM:
care and concern
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-26-2004, 09:34 AM:
for proper loops
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-26-2004, 10:01 AM:
and correct positioning
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-26-2004, 10:03 AM:
to prevent onsets
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-26-2004, 10:16 AM:
of "Loopus Jumpus"
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-26-2004, 07:19 PM:
which can irritate
(Loopus Jumpus?)
![[thumbsup]](graemlins/thumbsup.gif)
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-26-2004, 07:35 PM:
normally stable Loopuses
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-26-2004, 09:12 PM:
to the point
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-26-2004, 09:50 PM:
of festering sores
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-26-2004, 10:01 PM:
which tend to
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-26-2004, 10:07 PM:
ooze and run
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-26-2004, 10:28 PM:
like Cory's zits.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-26-2004, 10:49 PM:
Steven Spielberg smiles
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-27-2004, 12:47 AM:
as George Lucas
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2004, 12:50 AM:
tries to squeeze
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 07:19 AM:
the life out
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-27-2004, 10:49 AM:
of Phil's parrot.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 10:52 AM:
Nowadays you’ll find
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-27-2004, 11:00 AM:
people getting screwed
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2004, 11:31 AM:
with other people's
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-27-2004, 11:41 AM:
Great big pink
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2004, 12:21 PM:
elephants that need
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-27-2004, 12:34 PM:
medicine to prevent
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-27-2004, 01:00 PM:
very bushy hair
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-27-2004, 01:07 PM:
from growing on
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-27-2004, 01:18 PM:
their pink fingers
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2004, 03:40 PM:
and palms. Cory
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 10-27-2004, 04:27 PM:
had too much
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-27-2004, 04:42 PM:
time on his
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-27-2004, 05:52 PM:
hands, so he
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2004, 07:23 PM:
painted his elephant
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 07:37 PM:
purple, which was
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2004, 08:10 PM:
a surprise to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2004, 08:21 PM:
Aaron since he
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 08:33 PM:
thought that green
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2004, 08:46 PM:
was a much
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-27-2004, 08:52 PM:
more flattering color
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 10-27-2004, 08:56 PM:
to apply on
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 09:09 PM:
such a large
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2004, 09:34 PM:
member as Cory
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-27-2004, 10:53 PM:
although who would
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-27-2004, 10:56 PM:
notice such a
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-28-2004, 01:44 AM:
humongous thing like
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-28-2004, 03:45 AM:
a purple painted
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-28-2004, 04:00 AM:
elephant, struggling to
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-28-2004, 06:32 AM:
get off of
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-28-2004, 07:33 AM:
a Christie platter
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-28-2004, 07:36 AM:
spinning uncontrollably because
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-28-2004, 08:00 AM:
someone reversed the
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-28-2004, 09:06 AM:
the motor, but
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-28-2004, 09:24 AM:
Phil confused that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-28-2004, 09:28 AM:
Cory mis-wired the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-28-2004, 09:29 AM:
failsafe, resulting in
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-28-2004, 09:33 AM:
thermonuclear explosion. Now
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-28-2004, 10:06 AM:
all of Film-Tech
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-28-2004, 10:18 AM:
, coated with Film-Guard,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2004, 10:36 AM:
with expired patent
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-28-2004, 10:56 AM:
leather shoes on
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2004, 11:30 AM:
both his hands
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-28-2004, 11:49 AM:
will be cooked
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-28-2004, 12:54 PM:
on the reflector
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 10-28-2004, 03:03 PM:
unless he stops
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-28-2004, 05:33 PM:
painting his elephant
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-28-2004, 07:36 PM:
all over but
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-28-2004, 10:06 PM:
this is unlikely
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-28-2004, 10:41 PM:
to occur because
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-28-2004, 10:50 PM:
externalities surrounding the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-29-2004, 12:33 AM:
"private parts" of
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-29-2004, 06:48 AM:
the elephant, which
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-29-2004, 09:20 AM:
were cut off
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-29-2004, 09:26 AM:
to show how
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-29-2004, 09:54 AM:
drunk he was
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-29-2004, 10:18 AM:
Phil then lowered
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 10-29-2004, 10:26 AM:
his own standards
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-29-2004, 10:33 AM:
and unzipped his
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-29-2004, 11:43 AM:
black gimp mask
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-29-2004, 12:22 PM:
, revealing his twisted
Posted by Greg Davis (Member # 2687) on 10-29-2004, 01:20 PM:
toes. some say
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-29-2004, 03:08 PM:
that the sign
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-29-2004, 03:34 PM:
of a sick
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-29-2004, 03:43 PM:
mind is when
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 10-29-2004, 03:57 PM:
The Gimp meets
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-29-2004, 04:01 PM:
any unwilling soul
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-29-2004, 05:04 PM:
named Phil who
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-29-2004, 07:56 PM:
is cool! Cory
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-29-2004, 08:09 PM:
however still manages
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-29-2004, 08:24 PM:
to harrass Phil
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-29-2004, 08:25 PM:
by waving his
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-29-2004, 09:12 PM:
red, white, and
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-29-2004, 09:21 PM:
blue jock strap
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-29-2004, 09:28 PM:
even though it
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-29-2004, 09:40 PM:
is barely noticable
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-30-2004, 12:45 AM:
. Tomorrow, Pamela Anderson
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 01:01 AM:
will tell Jason
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-30-2004, 01:05 AM:
to sit on
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-30-2004, 01:07 AM:
her face, while
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-30-2004, 01:10 AM:
she puts his
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-30-2004, 01:14 AM:
John Brown Hindparts
("Remember The Titans")
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 01:40 AM:
on Cory. This
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-30-2004, 01:45 AM:
aroused Cory in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 02:05 AM:
most predictable ways
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-30-2004, 02:07 AM:
in happy land.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 02:14 AM:
Then Mr. Pytlak
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-30-2004, 09:24 AM:
posted a hyperlink
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-30-2004, 09:31 AM:
directly to Eastman
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-30-2004, 10:28 AM:
condom supply saying
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-30-2004, 11:50 AM:
that they needed
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-30-2004, 01:15 PM:
radically redesigned rubbers
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-30-2004, 01:31 PM:
if they ever
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 10-30-2004, 02:22 PM:
switch to cyan
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-30-2004, 02:47 PM:
flavored condoms that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-30-2004, 04:11 PM:
tasted like crap!
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-30-2004, 04:13 PM:
Fogetting to wash
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-30-2004, 05:00 PM:
Phil's "privates" could
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-30-2004, 05:21 PM:
be a catastrophe!
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-30-2004, 05:33 PM:
The funk buildup
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 05:42 PM:
on Jason's fingernails
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-30-2004, 08:21 PM:
smelled like rotten
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 10-30-2004, 09:34 PM:
underwear, found in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 09:39 PM:
Cory's clothes hamper.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 10-30-2004, 09:41 PM:
"Phil, you're here,"
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-30-2004, 10:21 PM:
chimed nekkid Corey
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2004, 10:27 PM:
as Jason sniffed
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-30-2004, 11:01 PM:
Cory's smelly toes.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 10-31-2004, 01:27 AM:
The pungent, foul
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-31-2004, 01:43 AM:
and yet sensuous
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 10-31-2004, 04:26 AM:
touch of the
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 10-31-2004, 05:48 AM:
tongue to toes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-31-2004, 08:46 AM:
in the most
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-31-2004, 11:31 AM:
twisted scenario Phil
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 10-31-2004, 01:37 PM:
pulls Jason's finger
Posted by Jason Whyte (Member # 1433) on 10-31-2004, 02:20 PM:
who then says
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-31-2004, 03:24 PM:
"Rick James.... Beyyyatch"
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 10-31-2004, 08:19 PM:
. Much to Joe's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-31-2004, 08:25 PM:
dismay, Tim then
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-31-2004, 10:22 PM:
touches Phil's private
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-31-2004, 10:23 PM:
collection of rare
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-31-2004, 10:34 PM:
mummified hamsters that
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 10-31-2004, 10:39 PM:
Rachel doesn't like
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-31-2004, 10:44 PM:
to talk about.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-01-2004, 12:20 AM:
In other news,
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-01-2004, 01:36 AM:
Australia has banned
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-01-2004, 02:18 AM:
toe licking forever!!!
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-01-2004, 06:34 AM:
"No!" says Bruce,
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-01-2004, 08:29 AM:
who thoroughly enjoys
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-01-2004, 08:34 AM:
a good slurp
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-01-2004, 09:14 AM:
before he chokes
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 09:41 AM:
like the Yankees
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-01-2004, 09:50 AM:
or the Patriots
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-01-2004, 09:59 AM:
did when British
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-01-2004, 10:05 AM:
film-tech members
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-01-2004, 10:17 AM:
were amused by
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 10:54 AM:
half nekkid cheerleaders
Posted by Kevin Markwick (Member # 2698) on 11-01-2004, 11:12 AM:
drinking hot tea
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 11:24 AM:
while in formation
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-01-2004, 01:39 PM:
during "football" games
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-01-2004, 02:09 PM:
in the rain.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 02:22 PM:
Nothing more exciting
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-01-2004, 03:37 PM:
than wet nekkid
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 04:13 PM:
Clint and Jason
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 05:00 PM:
dreaming horrific dreams
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 05:26 PM:
of them together
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 06:29 PM:
while Phil watched
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 06:41 PM:
RHPS. Then Cory
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-01-2004, 06:45 PM:
grabbed his own
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 06:47 PM:
undersized and tiny
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 06:56 PM:
BBQ chicken wings
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 07:09 PM:
with hot sauce
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-01-2004, 07:18 PM:
and enjoyed them
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-01-2004, 07:24 PM:
while Jason sniffed
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 11-01-2004, 07:34 PM:
this powdery substance
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 07:36 PM:
that looked like
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 11-01-2004, 09:44 PM:
something out of
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-01-2004, 09:59 PM:
'The China Syndrome'
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 10:54 PM:
. Corey freaked out
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-01-2004, 10:57 PM:
when the hot
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-01-2004, 11:00 PM:
baked sweet potatoe
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-01-2004, 11:23 PM:
fell to the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-02-2004, 12:01 AM:
tune of "Make
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-02-2004, 07:48 AM:
Jason Spell Correctly"!!
:-)
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-02-2004, 07:48 AM:
On election day,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2004, 08:31 AM:
make that erection
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-02-2004, 08:43 AM:
count! Let's go
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-02-2004, 11:27 AM:
to the movies.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-02-2004, 01:13 PM:
In other news...
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-02-2004, 01:21 PM:
film-tech members voted
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2004, 01:32 PM:
over and over
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-02-2004, 01:34 PM:
to decide who
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 11-02-2004, 01:34 PM:
will milk Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2004, 01:58 PM:
Hollywood Texas Cow
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 11-02-2004, 03:55 PM:
, then drink it's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-02-2004, 05:09 PM:
warm and frothy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-02-2004, 06:33 PM:
Starbucks double latte
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-02-2004, 07:41 PM:
. Sounds yummy huh?
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-02-2004, 07:53 PM:
not really, but
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-02-2004, 08:09 PM:
I'm not milking
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-02-2004, 08:19 PM:
the cow myself.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-02-2004, 08:39 PM:
The Cow was
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-02-2004, 08:44 PM:
Cory's love goddess.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-02-2004, 08:46 PM:
Meanwhile, Phil was
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-02-2004, 08:48 PM:
watching midget porn
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-02-2004, 08:58 PM:
on 8mm film.
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 11-02-2004, 10:58 PM:
On another note,
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 11-02-2004, 11:51 PM:
Jen won't vote
(hey that even rhymes!)
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-03-2004, 12:30 AM:
for the quote
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-03-2004, 12:50 AM:
that she wrote
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 11-03-2004, 04:54 AM:
on a boat
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-03-2004, 06:51 AM:
through the mote
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-03-2004, 07:42 AM:
holding her tote
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 07:49 AM:
This won't rhyme
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 07:50 AM:
but next time
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 08:00 AM:
E-Dawggg busts rhymes
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 08:22 AM:
right on tyme
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 08:33 AM:
It's a crime
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 08:43 AM:
to steal lines
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-03-2004, 09:32 AM:
or land mines
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 09:42 AM:
trying to climb
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-03-2004, 09:50 AM:
while spittin' rhymes
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 10:01 AM:
On FT's Dime
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 10:04 AM:
, during my prime
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-03-2004, 10:06 AM:
thats all fine
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 10:13 AM:
Somebody please chime
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2004, 02:40 PM:
Rhyme time chime
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 02:43 PM:
In my mind
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2004, 02:55 PM:
start your grind
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-03-2004, 04:38 PM:
& stop the insanity!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2004, 06:47 PM:
Meanwhile, Brad grabbed
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-03-2004, 07:06 PM:
a shipping canister
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2004, 07:27 PM:
he thought was
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 07:38 PM:
A DVD remote
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2004, 07:48 PM:
that Ethan uses
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-03-2004, 08:18 PM:
to watch porn
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2004, 08:22 PM:
of Jason, Cory,
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-03-2004, 08:38 PM:
and Phil's midget,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2004, 08:51 PM:
Aaron. Afterwards, Bruce
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-03-2004, 09:46 PM:
Ate Evil Leprechauns
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-04-2004, 06:34 AM:
on his bike
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-04-2004, 07:23 AM:
. Said Jen, "I
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-04-2004, 07:30 AM:
think I love
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-04-2004, 07:58 AM:
Phil's midget Leprechauns
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-04-2004, 08:41 AM:
!!!" We all agree.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-04-2004, 09:31 AM:
It's much ado
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 09:40 AM:
about nothing, however
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-04-2004, 09:54 AM:
Phil Picked Brads
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-04-2004, 09:56 AM:
soiled unmentionables from
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 10:29 AM:
Cory's hamper. Bob
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-04-2004, 10:34 AM:
hid them there,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-04-2004, 10:34 AM:
, scrunched his face,
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-04-2004, 11:01 AM:
and just about
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 11-04-2004, 11:43 AM:
threw up from
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-04-2004, 11:46 AM:
the pink daisy
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 12:02 PM:
stained with poop
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-04-2004, 02:40 PM:
Martini time he
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 04:51 PM:
(I thought we were supposed to maintain some sort of continuity here Bob...??) ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
started once more.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-04-2004, 05:05 PM:
Continuity be damned!!!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 05:34 PM:
Full Speed Ahead!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-04-2004, 05:49 PM:
Damn the torpedoes!!!
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 11-04-2004, 07:23 PM:
Now it's time
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 07:28 PM:
get down and
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 07:35 PM:
boogie butt nekkit
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-04-2004, 08:51 PM:
with Phil, Jen,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 09:05 PM:
Funky Mike O,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:07 PM:
Brad, Jason, Aaron,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-04-2004, 09:09 PM:
and the Dallas
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 11-04-2004, 09:15 PM:
Mavericks, woo hoo!!
(Party up in here!!! ![[sex]](graemlins/sex.gif)
)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:18 PM:
Then Jen, drunk
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 11-04-2004, 09:21 PM:
some Kool Aid
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:25 PM:
and barfed cuz
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 09:25 PM:
that Jason spiked
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:29 PM:
the football. John
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 09:30 PM:
didn't quite understand
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:31 PM:
why Cory is
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-04-2004, 09:43 PM:
in the corner
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-04-2004, 09:50 PM:
with his nose
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-04-2004, 11:14 PM:
in the air.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-05-2004, 12:44 AM:
Jason and Phil
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 11-05-2004, 12:48 AM:
went for a
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 11-05-2004, 12:49 AM:
stroll together, when
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 06:55 AM:
when John jumped
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-05-2004, 06:58 AM:
out a port
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 07:13 AM:
head first, splat
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 12:27 PM:
onto the seats
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 12:45 PM:
made of concrete
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-05-2004, 01:40 PM:
look like ground
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 01:56 PM:
beef pot pie
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-05-2004, 02:43 PM:
This story ends
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 03:01 PM:
not. Whiney Jason
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 03:14 PM:
pleaded his case
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-05-2004, 03:45 PM:
to Phil's entourage
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-05-2004, 03:47 PM:
but no-one understood.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2004, 04:17 PM:
Except Rachel's cat,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-05-2004, 04:52 PM:
the hamster destroyer,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-05-2004, 05:36 PM:
and a really
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 05:42 PM:
ugly flea bitten
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 05:46 PM:
pussy. Rick then
Posted by James B. Openshaw (Member # 1310) on 11-05-2004, 05:53 PM:
pulled out a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 06:00 PM:
Wallaby pic and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 06:03 PM:
proceeded to paste
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 06:08 PM:
Clint's face on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 06:09 PM:
it for target
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 06:10 PM:
practice. Then Cory
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 06:12 PM:
took out his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 06:17 PM:
tiny excuse for
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-05-2004, 06:19 PM:
manhood and proceeded
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 07:33 PM:
to tell Jason
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-05-2004, 07:38 PM:
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 07:41 PM:
(Just like you! So close it! YOU have the POWER! Several of us are having fun here as well as the "silent" readers!
>>> Phil)
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-05-2004, 08:07 PM:
(Don't disrupt the game Phil, or you shall be BANNED! My graphic fits the story so far, and complies with da rulez.)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-05-2004, 08:12 PM:
(OK... That's true... I just didn't get it! Now that you 'splained it, I get it!) ![[beer]](graemlins/beer.gif)
Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 11-05-2004, 08:59 PM:
(So wait, you mean that if I put up some paratheses, I can type as many words as I want? Oh man, Game on, I'm ready.)
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-05-2004, 09:14 PM:
that he adored
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-06-2004, 12:59 AM:
but Joe was
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-06-2004, 05:29 AM:
telling people that
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-06-2004, 10:16 AM:
"I blow goats."
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-06-2004, 10:37 AM:
Along with other
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-06-2004, 02:19 PM:
assorted barnyard animals
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-06-2004, 06:17 PM:
and larger livestock.
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-06-2004, 06:40 PM:
"Oh, Brad," says
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-06-2004, 07:05 PM:
"He's the best",
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-08-2004, 02:06 PM:
yet nobody believed
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-08-2004, 02:55 PM:
Brad would join
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-08-2004, 03:11 PM:
Phil and his
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-08-2004, 04:51 PM:
dirty hispanic entourage
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-08-2004, 08:22 PM:
whoring their way
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-08-2004, 08:42 PM:
across the USA
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-09-2004, 01:49 AM:
in a dirty
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-09-2004, 06:37 AM:
old VW bus
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-09-2004, 10:52 AM:
that leaked oil
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-09-2004, 01:20 PM:
and transmission fluid.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2004, 02:21 PM:
Master mechanic Jason
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-09-2004, 02:24 PM:
came to rescue
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-09-2004, 02:45 PM:
the stranded travelers
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-09-2004, 03:39 PM:
at Jen's house
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2004, 04:57 PM:
who ordered pizza
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-09-2004, 06:58 PM:
and beer from
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-09-2004, 07:08 PM:
Film Tech, actually
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-09-2004, 08:21 PM:
an undercover pizzeria
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-09-2004, 08:51 PM:
serving FilmGuard toppings
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2004, 09:11 PM:
or "Droppings"? Anyway,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-09-2004, 09:17 PM:
Jason & the 'entourage'
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2004, 09:53 PM:
starring Corey, Clint,
(BTW: apparently Jason can't count...)
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-09-2004, 10:22 PM:
Brad, and others
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-10-2004, 07:20 AM:
were eating, when...
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-10-2004, 08:20 AM:
out pops E-Dawg
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2004, 01:04 PM:
lifting his leg,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-10-2004, 01:20 PM:
gracing us with
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-10-2004, 01:44 PM:
an good show
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-10-2004, 04:13 PM:
on Cory's leg.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2004, 04:24 PM:
As Film-tech turns
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-10-2004, 04:33 PM:
another online year,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2004, 05:06 PM:
Hollywood continues to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-10-2004, 10:59 PM:
crank out crappy
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-11-2004, 12:46 AM:
Phil's parrot hats
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-11-2004, 09:45 AM:
turned inside out
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2004, 01:17 PM:
to reveal live
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2004, 02:11 PM:
rodents of unusual
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2004, 02:22 PM:
genetic permutations from
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-11-2004, 02:57 PM:
a fully advanced
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2004, 03:09 PM:
irradiation of cells
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 11-11-2004, 03:20 PM:
That Hanniabal Lechter
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-11-2004, 05:01 PM:
would not devour.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-11-2004, 05:14 PM:
Then Aaron, Bob,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-11-2004, 08:04 PM:
Phil, Brad, Jen
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-11-2004, 08:20 PM:
and Cory got
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 11-11-2004, 08:22 PM:
freaky in the
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-11-2004, 08:30 PM:
back of Jason's
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-11-2004, 09:00 PM:
theatre, when hordes
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-11-2004, 09:12 PM:
of screaming kids
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-11-2004, 11:16 PM:
with attitudes began
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-12-2004, 07:10 AM:
unleashing their vengance
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-12-2004, 07:17 AM:
on Phils ass
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2004, 09:19 AM:
which is larger
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-12-2004, 01:15 PM:
than previously believed.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2004, 01:35 PM:
When they found
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-12-2004, 03:01 PM:
dirty little pieces
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-12-2004, 03:46 PM:
of Milk Duds
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2004, 06:29 PM:
under Jason's fingernails,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-12-2004, 07:47 PM:
Phil went ballistic
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2004, 08:57 PM:
since Jon ate
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-12-2004, 09:24 PM:
the dirty Milk-Duds
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-12-2004, 09:54 PM:
from Phil's pants.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2004, 10:03 PM:
"Oh My!" said
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-12-2004, 11:25 PM:
an excited Phil ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-13-2004, 02:42 AM:
as everyone began
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-13-2004, 10:53 AM:
to shy away
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-13-2004, 02:17 PM:
from Milk Duds
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-13-2004, 03:56 PM:
, which was expected,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-13-2004, 04:06 PM:
since we know
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-13-2004, 04:21 PM:
now that Phil
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 11-13-2004, 04:28 PM:
hid the milk-duds
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-13-2004, 05:57 PM:
in Filmguard. Jason
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-13-2004, 07:41 PM:
replaced the Film-Guard®
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-14-2004, 08:30 AM:
with CPI's inferior
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-14-2004, 09:59 AM:
water based mixture
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-14-2004, 05:01 PM:
which caused rust
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-14-2004, 06:20 PM:
throughout the zipper
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-14-2004, 10:33 PM:
, which concealed, thankfully,
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-15-2004, 12:21 AM:
Phil's shrunken member
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-15-2004, 01:31 AM:
-ship card to
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 08:50 AM:
the gangbang store.
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-15-2004, 08:56 AM:
On another note,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 10:47 AM:
Rachel sat silenty
(hard to believe, huh?)
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-15-2004, 10:49 AM:
wondering why Jason
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-15-2004, 10:51 AM:
had so much
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 10:52 AM:
free time to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-15-2004, 11:34 AM:
type three words
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 11:53 AM:
at a time
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 11-15-2004, 11:58 AM:
about gangbang stores,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 12:19 PM:
his dirty entourage,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-15-2004, 12:52 PM:
that's known as
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-15-2004, 12:53 PM:
the "Dirty Dozen".
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-15-2004, 03:18 PM:
They are Jason,
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 11-15-2004, 03:48 PM:
Phil's Sexx Den
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-15-2004, 05:51 PM:
, is not involved,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-16-2004, 08:36 AM:
but eleven others
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 11-16-2004, 10:40 AM:
are wanted for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-16-2004, 11:39 AM:
crimes against "nature"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2004, 07:04 PM:
filmed on Kodak
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-16-2004, 07:45 PM:
photochemical perforated polyester
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2004, 07:49 PM:
but 7247 stored
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-16-2004, 08:09 PM:
in airtight cans
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2004, 08:17 PM:
in the freezer
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-16-2004, 08:27 PM:
has trouble breathing
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-16-2004, 11:10 PM:
, as film would.
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-17-2004, 06:32 AM:
In walks Brad
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-17-2004, 11:27 AM:
with a bottle
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-17-2004, 12:36 PM:
of cat guts
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-17-2004, 01:17 PM:
, his secret ingredient
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-17-2004, 07:58 PM:
, which when mixed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-17-2004, 08:05 PM:
with vodka and
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-17-2004, 09:04 PM:
benzene derivatives forms
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-17-2004, 09:45 PM:
a delicious drink!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-18-2004, 05:47 PM:
As a new
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-18-2004, 06:05 PM:
member of the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-18-2004, 06:09 PM:
fabulous film-tech forums
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-19-2004, 02:42 AM:
, one must understand
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-19-2004, 06:32 AM:
that Phil has
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-19-2004, 07:17 AM:
an unusual attraction
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-19-2004, 08:28 AM:
to inanimate objects.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-19-2004, 01:00 PM:
"I see dead
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2004, 02:21 PM:
animals being eaten.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-19-2004, 06:01 PM:
However, Jason, Bruce,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-19-2004, 06:57 PM:
Phil, John snd Bob
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-19-2004, 07:01 PM:
...don't forget Clint,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-19-2004, 07:09 PM:
went to see
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-19-2004, 07:12 PM:
"The Sixth Sense"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-19-2004, 07:26 PM:
the porno. Cory
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-19-2004, 09:29 PM:
was the projectionist
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-19-2004, 10:50 PM:
running around naked
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-20-2004, 12:11 AM:
screaming at everyone
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-20-2004, 12:15 AM:
who wouldn't put
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-20-2004, 02:32 AM:
it there with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-23-2004, 11:50 PM:
K-Y Personal Lubricant.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-24-2004, 09:49 AM:
"Good Lord!", said
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-24-2004, 11:26 AM:
Jason,"Look at
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2004, 12:55 PM:
what Phil is
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-24-2004, 01:53 PM:
doing to the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-24-2004, 02:08 PM:
poor unfortunate soul
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 11-24-2004, 02:13 PM:
holding the juicy
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-24-2004, 03:26 PM:
plump fried turkey.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-24-2004, 06:31 PM:
" Aaaahhgh !", he said,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-24-2004, 09:37 PM:
"Thanksgiving dinner is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-24-2004, 10:04 PM:
ruined, thanks to
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-25-2004, 11:58 AM:
the unidentified person
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-25-2004, 12:59 PM:
who spiked the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-25-2004, 04:34 PM:
giblet gravy. John
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-25-2004, 07:53 PM:
puked like Bush
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-25-2004, 08:03 PM:
did after eating
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-25-2004, 08:07 PM:
crow. Meanwhile Aaron
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-25-2004, 09:16 PM:
reeked of alcohol,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-25-2004, 10:45 PM:
which was normal
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-26-2004, 12:28 AM:
after many martinis
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-26-2004, 06:14 AM:
( Cue Bob Maar )
started dancing on
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-26-2004, 10:24 AM:
Phil's torture table.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-26-2004, 11:52 AM:
Phil was delighted
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2004, 01:45 PM:
to drink my
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-26-2004, 01:49 PM:
extra special blend
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-26-2004, 01:54 PM:
of habenero pepper
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-26-2004, 01:59 PM:
and red hot
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-26-2004, 03:40 PM:
toddy. Jason then
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-26-2004, 04:53 PM:
lit the fire
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-26-2004, 05:08 PM:
under Brad's ass
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-26-2004, 06:28 PM:
setting off quite
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-26-2004, 06:34 PM:
a 6.7 magnitude
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2004, 08:15 PM:
Fart,which poisoned
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-26-2004, 09:22 PM:
everyone in the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-26-2004, 10:24 PM:
greater Dallas area.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-26-2004, 11:54 PM:
Dropping like flies,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-27-2004, 01:03 AM:
residents of the
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-27-2004, 10:36 AM:
local listening area
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-27-2004, 10:52 AM:
cough up blood
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-27-2004, 01:20 PM:
as their lungs
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-27-2004, 02:25 PM:
fill with noxious
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-27-2004, 02:51 PM:
gas and fluid
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-28-2004, 07:53 PM:
causing their heads
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-28-2004, 08:22 PM:
to explode with
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-29-2004, 12:41 AM:
grey matter spattering
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-29-2004, 05:05 AM:
everywhere. Brad then
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 11-29-2004, 07:28 AM:
laughs hysterically, screaming
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-29-2004, 09:42 AM:
"TOLD YOU SO!!!!"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-30-2004, 02:10 AM:
Then Cory took
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 11-30-2004, 08:37 AM:
out his little
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-30-2004, 12:48 PM:
black book and
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-30-2004, 01:01 PM:
jotted down the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-30-2004, 01:13 PM:
phone numbers of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-30-2004, 05:40 PM:
some shady characters
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-30-2004, 06:17 PM:
like Bruce, Brent,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-30-2004, 08:07 PM:
and several nameless
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-30-2004, 08:50 PM:
concession counter workers
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-30-2004, 09:15 PM:
that make him
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-30-2004, 09:43 PM:
eat stale popcorn.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-30-2004, 09:49 PM:
Then John and
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-30-2004, 10:36 PM:
other SMPTE members
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-30-2004, 11:30 PM:
sourced the official
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 11-30-2004, 11:40 PM:
BKSTS handbook looking
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-01-2004, 05:34 AM:
for justification of
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-01-2004, 12:06 PM:
framing knob diameters
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-01-2004, 12:08 PM:
that Brad removes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-01-2004, 06:34 PM:
from Cory's Pro35
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-01-2004, 06:56 PM:
that he obtained
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-01-2004, 07:12 PM:
illegally, from Phil's
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-02-2004, 06:07 AM:
cold, damp closet
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-02-2004, 12:26 PM:
beneath his bed
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-02-2004, 12:47 PM:
Still loaded with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-02-2004, 05:45 PM:
NOS projector parts.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-02-2004, 07:35 PM:
Calls to Ballantyne
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-02-2004, 07:43 PM:
caused a Strong
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-02-2004, 09:00 PM:
showing of the
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-03-2004, 07:19 AM:
anti-Ballantyne consortium, founded
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2004, 08:31 AM:
and con-founded by
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-03-2004, 09:39 AM:
the society for
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-03-2004, 10:06 AM:
a righteous nation.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-03-2004, 02:42 PM:
Although there's not
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-03-2004, 05:26 PM:
any evidence that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-03-2004, 06:30 PM:
Ballantynes don't suck
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-04-2004, 02:46 PM:
Although Phil Occasionally
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-04-2004, 05:27 PM:
replaced them with
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-04-2004, 06:18 PM:
Holmes 8 projectors,
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 12-05-2004, 01:13 AM:
since John Holmes
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-05-2004, 01:35 AM:
and Traci Lords
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-05-2004, 07:55 PM:
were known to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-05-2004, 08:15 PM:
make movies together
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-05-2004, 08:32 PM:
which sold lot's
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-05-2004, 09:51 PM:
of tickets before
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-05-2004, 09:58 PM:
and caused sticky
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-06-2004, 12:04 AM:
situations for producers
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-06-2004, 12:39 AM:
and viewers alike.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-06-2004, 08:50 AM:
Somehow, Phil was
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-06-2004, 09:07 AM:
remembering his days
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-06-2004, 10:12 AM:
at the Pussycat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-06-2004, 10:16 AM:
Theatre, where he
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2004, 03:10 PM:
was the projectionist.
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-06-2004, 05:02 PM:
and floor wiper
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2004, 05:23 PM:
Daniel liked licking
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-06-2004, 08:17 PM:
on lollipops found
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-06-2004, 09:12 PM:
stuck to the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2004, 09:16 PM:
porno theatre floor
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 12-06-2004, 09:37 PM:
ankledeep flooded with
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-06-2004, 10:16 PM:
CineMuck® and other
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-07-2004, 01:16 AM:
tasty little treats.
![[puke]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2004, 02:50 PM:
supplied by your
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-07-2004, 03:12 PM:
Beloved Elderly Grandmmother
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2004, 03:15 PM:
who recently passed
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-07-2004, 07:41 PM:
huge kidney stones
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-07-2004, 09:11 PM:
washed in FilmGuard
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-07-2004, 10:01 PM:
Which tasted yummy!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2004, 09:03 AM:
Phil, then released
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 12-08-2004, 09:13 AM:
his new video,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2004, 09:23 AM:
Phil's Naked Body
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-08-2004, 09:42 AM:
, a "docu-drama" that
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-08-2004, 07:24 PM:
was horribly mistaken.
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-08-2004, 09:28 PM:
For the Loch-Ness
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2004, 09:58 AM:
monster's hugh member
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-09-2004, 12:07 PM:
of film-tech's prestigious
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-09-2004, 01:31 PM:
print mutilating concession
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2004, 01:50 PM:
behind his zipper
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-09-2004, 05:08 PM:
there is nothing
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-09-2004, 09:04 PM:
that anyone cares
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-09-2004, 09:34 PM:
to see because
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-09-2004, 10:14 PM:
it was also
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-10-2004, 08:04 AM:
Caught in a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2004, 09:21 AM:
meat grinder, when
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-10-2004, 07:27 PM:
the grinder exploded
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-10-2004, 08:00 PM:
cuz his sausage
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-10-2004, 09:25 PM:
was made from
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-11-2004, 03:09 PM:
little bitty pieces
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-11-2004, 08:27 PM:
of greasy, grimy
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 12-12-2004, 12:46 AM:
grey gopher guts.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-12-2004, 06:56 PM:
mutilated monkey meat,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-12-2004, 10:51 PM:
and Phil's garbage.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-12-2004, 11:29 PM:
More gormet delights
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-13-2004, 09:57 AM:
await us at
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2004, 10:57 AM:
Phil's Holloywood Mansion
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-13-2004, 01:31 PM:
located high above
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-13-2004, 01:52 PM:
a porno theatre
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2004, 02:15 PM:
owned by Aaron.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-13-2004, 02:37 PM:
Unfortunately, the police
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2004, 02:58 PM:
arrested projectionist Mitchell
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-13-2004, 03:30 PM:
on the grounds
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2004, 03:59 PM:
of UCLA. Meanwhile
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-13-2004, 05:21 PM:
the fine upstanding
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2004, 05:37 PM:
FT member Cory,
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-13-2004, 06:54 PM:
seasoned the popcorn
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-13-2004, 07:21 PM:
with cocaine and
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-13-2004, 07:27 PM:
'special-k'. Not wanting
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-13-2004, 07:38 PM:
To watch Spongebob
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-13-2004, 07:50 PM:
getting saturated with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2004, 08:11 PM:
with Cory's spunk.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-13-2004, 11:23 PM:
Prepared with wipes,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-14-2004, 12:45 AM:
from lens tissues,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-14-2004, 01:05 AM:
Cory sat down
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-14-2004, 01:14 AM:
on the big
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-14-2004, 01:47 AM:
bean bag chair
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2004, 11:58 AM:
located under the
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-14-2004, 12:04 PM:
abandoned Carmike Four
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-14-2004, 12:12 PM:
. Cory considered Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2004, 12:13 PM:
,in a time
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-14-2004, 12:13 PM:
as his mentor
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-14-2004, 01:18 PM:
and film God.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-14-2004, 03:32 PM:
But now, his
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-14-2004, 03:56 PM:
Projector is keystoneing
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-15-2004, 08:30 AM:
from 90º angles
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-15-2004, 09:22 AM:
causing great loss
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 12-15-2004, 09:29 AM:
of digital resloution
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-15-2004, 09:46 AM:
. But Rick McCallum
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-15-2004, 09:48 AM:
and George Lucas
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-15-2004, 09:49 AM:
wet their pants
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 12-15-2004, 09:59 AM:
when the Sith
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-15-2004, 10:49 AM:
show digital artifacts.
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-15-2004, 11:51 AM:
Causing 1,000,000 geeks
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-15-2004, 11:59 AM:
to engage in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2004, 12:24 PM:
conversation with Mr.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2004, 01:40 PM:
Grand Pooh-Bah himself
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2004, 03:06 PM:
who just wet
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-16-2004, 03:39 PM:
his gate. Meanwhile,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2004, 04:21 PM:
Phil licked his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2004, 06:26 PM:
ice cream cone.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-16-2004, 06:26 PM:
After he finished
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2004, 10:06 AM:
checking his thingy
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-17-2004, 10:11 AM:
with his thingy-checker-o-matic,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-17-2004, 06:16 PM:
which was good
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-17-2004, 06:43 PM:
as his thingy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-17-2004, 07:31 PM:
was well lubricated
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-17-2004, 08:36 PM:
with Simplex oil
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-17-2004, 10:08 PM:
despite the fact
Posted by Greg Davis (Member # 2687) on 12-18-2004, 02:52 AM:
That his oil-injection-slot-holder
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-19-2004, 10:38 PM:
was missing its
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-20-2004, 09:49 AM:
supply of viscous
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-20-2004, 01:51 PM:
fluid. So he
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-20-2004, 02:04 PM:
opened a can
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-20-2004, 04:14 PM:
of Sildenafil Citrate
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-20-2004, 06:10 PM:
chugged it down,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-20-2004, 08:02 PM:
and voila! Instant
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-20-2004, 09:16 PM:
gratification. Meanwhile back
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-20-2004, 09:19 PM:
at Film Tech's
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-20-2004, 10:36 PM:
crowded chat room,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-20-2004, 11:07 PM:
copious verbal flatulence
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-21-2004, 06:33 PM:
is the norm.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-22-2004, 01:32 AM:
Almost everyone there
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 12-22-2004, 06:13 AM:
is getting bored
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2004, 11:32 AM:
of looking at
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 12-22-2004, 11:34 AM:
because gas causes
EDIT: Sorry about that, Bob! Lets go to White Castle and duke it out!! Merry Christmas!
[ 12-23-2004, 08:11 AM: Message edited by: Bruce McGee ]
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-22-2004, 07:15 PM:
a locked thread.
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 12-23-2004, 09:24 AM:
Or Maybe not
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-24-2004, 04:24 PM:
, it should be,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-27-2004, 03:42 AM:
; No it shouldn't.
(Have nothing else better to do when I leave the drive-in than check my mail and this....so plz...spare me! I need my worthless internet-connected, three-word game, trash pick-up, concessionman, mechanic, posable action-figure, ditch digging life!) <Miserable plea over>
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-27-2004, 01:10 PM:
Say goodbye to
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-27-2004, 02:55 PM:
2004 and hope
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-27-2004, 03:49 PM:
this thread dies.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-27-2004, 05:38 PM:
Does this mean
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-27-2004, 05:49 PM:
Jason STILL sucks?
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-27-2004, 07:35 PM:
Only the Shadow
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 12-28-2004, 12:58 AM:
knows, till then
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-28-2004, 08:32 PM:
let it die.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2004, 07:16 PM:
It's alive again
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2004, 07:43 PM:
like the Phoenix,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-29-2004, 08:19 PM:
which failed miserably.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-30-2004, 12:11 PM:
Phil's felonious actions
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 12-30-2004, 01:11 PM:
caused extreme redness
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-30-2004, 02:37 PM:
killing this thread.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-30-2004, 08:58 PM:
Apparently, Jason just
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2004, 09:19 PM:
tried to kill
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2004, 09:35 PM:
this thread again,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2004, 09:45 PM:
but failed because
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2004, 09:51 PM:
he keeps posting.
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 12-30-2004, 10:18 PM:
Dean came and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2004, 10:21 PM:
squirted... WD-40 on
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 12-30-2004, 10:44 PM:
Phil's xenon bulb
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2004, 11:01 PM:
that Cory grabbed
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-30-2004, 11:59 PM:
, screaming "DIE THREAD.....
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-31-2004, 07:37 AM:
Jason needs help
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-31-2004, 08:41 AM:
killing this thread.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-31-2004, 05:18 PM:
Jason needs a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-31-2004, 05:50 PM:
"friend". However, he'll
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-31-2004, 05:54 PM:
be lonely tonight
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-31-2004, 05:57 PM:
since his hand
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-01-2005, 01:12 AM:
is bleeding again
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-01-2005, 08:28 AM:
dripping on his
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-01-2005, 11:29 AM:
exploded xenon lamp
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-01-2005, 01:28 PM:
, "Damn stupid thread,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-01-2005, 06:13 PM:
Now, Now Jason
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-01-2005, 10:53 PM:
'Stop the Insanity!!!!'
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-02-2005, 02:26 AM:
call 911, Jason
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-02-2005, 04:38 AM:
will see this
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-02-2005, 03:05 PM:
thread die someday
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-02-2005, 07:46 PM:
in the distant
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-02-2005, 08:51 PM:
future. But for
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-02-2005, 10:48 PM:
cripes sake, expedite
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-03-2005, 02:24 AM:
Jason being banned.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-03-2005, 11:00 AM:
Don't hate me
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-03-2005, 11:10 AM:
for being a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-03-2005, 04:14 PM:
middle finger showing
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 01-03-2005, 04:57 PM:
how to check
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-03-2005, 06:55 PM:
someone's body temperature
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2005, 05:16 PM:
without a thermometer.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 12:13 AM:
What ever happens,
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-05-2005, 12:18 AM:
don't bend over
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2005, 12:44 AM:
Cory when Jason
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-05-2005, 12:48 AM:
and his finger
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2005, 12:58 AM:
is deeply probing
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2005, 09:32 AM:
in unknown areas
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 01-05-2005, 10:55 AM:
in planet uranus
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2005, 04:18 PM:
orbited by dingleberries.
Posted by Cody Martin (Member # 2523) on 01-05-2005, 05:14 PM:
When you leave
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 06:13 PM:
cover your ass
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-05-2005, 06:32 PM:
because Phil might
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2005, 07:03 PM:
post Aaron's picture
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 07:07 PM:
with his finger
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2005, 07:34 PM:
in Jeremy's nose.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 08:01 PM:
He might even
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-05-2005, 08:36 PM:
find another place
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 10:45 PM:
to put his
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-05-2005, 10:53 PM:
COOTZILLA® action figure
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-05-2005, 10:58 PM:
, like in his
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 01-06-2005, 12:13 AM:
"house" of "representatives"
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-06-2005, 12:29 AM:
. But, instead it
Posted by Cody Martin (Member # 2523) on 01-06-2005, 05:22 AM:
was placed deeply
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2005, 09:36 AM:
hidden in Joe's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-06-2005, 10:38 AM:
broken SDDS processor
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 01-06-2005, 11:17 AM:
which smelled because
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 01-06-2005, 01:16 PM:
sonic eight channel
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-06-2005, 03:55 PM:
processor shorted out.
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 01-06-2005, 04:07 PM:
Only six channels
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-06-2005, 05:42 PM:
left but that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-06-2005, 07:29 PM:
didn't stop Joe!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2005, 10:08 AM:
He's hooking up
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-07-2005, 12:32 PM:
with the guy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-07-2005, 06:46 PM:
that sold him
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-08-2005, 12:50 AM:
a second hand
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-08-2005, 12:54 AM:
D.T.S. 6-D and
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 01-08-2005, 01:17 PM:
some dirty magazines.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-08-2005, 01:30 PM:
After the install
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-08-2005, 07:26 PM:
,Cory undressed and
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-09-2005, 01:07 AM:
things really started
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2005, 01:38 AM:
"popping up". Aaron
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-09-2005, 02:48 AM:
hastily besmirched the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2005, 04:27 AM:
(25-cent-word meaning stained) Cory's underwear
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-09-2005, 01:02 PM:
and burned them
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-09-2005, 03:22 PM:
in a Strong
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2005, 11:46 AM:
soup like concocktion
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-10-2005, 01:04 PM:
, grossing us out.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-10-2005, 01:56 PM:
Somehow the fumes
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 01-10-2005, 02:32 PM:
evoked Hebrew National
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-11-2005, 12:46 AM:
to re-define "kosher"
(I hope this is where you were going, Richard. Hebrew National comes back as a kosher foods corp.)
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-11-2005, 01:37 AM:
to include Cory's
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-11-2005, 09:33 AM:
somewhat stained underwear
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-11-2005, 10:01 AM:
to the laundry
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2005, 10:19 AM:
.Meanwhile in Texas,
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-11-2005, 03:27 PM:
things have gotten
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2005, 06:29 PM:
out of hand.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-11-2005, 08:09 PM:
Brad, Phil, and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2005, 08:34 PM:
Aaron and Cory
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-12-2005, 12:04 AM:
stepped outside for
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-12-2005, 12:30 AM:
a confab, when
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-12-2005, 12:59 AM:
Cory said, "Hey
(BTW: I hate these 25-cent words like "confab" that I have to go and look up!) HA!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2005, 10:18 AM:
is that your
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-12-2005, 10:36 AM:
25-cent word for
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-12-2005, 07:21 PM:
driving Phil crazy?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-12-2005, 08:42 PM:
Then uncle Tony
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-13-2005, 12:43 AM:
grabbed his thesaurus
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2005, 12:25 PM:
and looked up
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-14-2005, 10:05 AM:
his old friend
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-14-2005, 11:40 AM:
who had moved
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 01-14-2005, 12:41 PM:
next to the
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-14-2005, 01:31 PM:
closed down theatre.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-14-2005, 11:19 PM:
Meanwhile, my friend
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-15-2005, 12:16 AM:
who was really
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-15-2005, 01:27 AM:
a beer can
(i'm a little drunk)
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-15-2005, 01:39 AM:
stepped on the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-15-2005, 03:28 AM:
pith of technology
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-15-2005, 03:39 AM:
which was just
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-15-2005, 10:54 AM:
a hangover away
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-15-2005, 12:31 PM:
from the chunky
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-15-2005, 02:55 PM:
mess that Scott
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-15-2005, 03:50 PM:
and Cory barfed
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-15-2005, 04:44 PM:
all over Phil's
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-15-2005, 05:44 PM:
undone home theater
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-16-2005, 02:37 AM:
, new suede shoes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-16-2005, 04:46 PM:
...blue of course.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 01-16-2005, 05:44 PM:
Then a tsunami
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-16-2005, 06:17 PM:
blew the blue
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-16-2005, 06:22 PM:
lagoon male star
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-16-2005, 08:48 PM:
from Gilligan's Island
Posted by Mark Andrews (Member # 2926) on 01-16-2005, 09:00 PM:
all the way
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-16-2005, 09:55 PM:
to San Francisco
Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 01-16-2005, 11:55 PM:
to be met
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-17-2005, 12:36 PM:
-astilized by a
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-17-2005, 02:14 PM:
pissy postal worker
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-17-2005, 02:16 PM:
, disgruntled of course,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-18-2005, 02:14 AM:
and flaming gay.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-18-2005, 09:52 AM:
Just like some
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-20-2005, 11:36 AM:
undaunted members of
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-20-2005, 03:51 PM:
this esteemed forum.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-20-2005, 04:14 PM:
Meanwhile Clint, Cory,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-20-2005, 11:22 PM:
Phil, Brad, Joe,
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-21-2005, 12:55 AM:
and yours truly
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-21-2005, 11:08 AM:
were rocking out
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-21-2005, 12:31 PM:
to the sounds
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-21-2005, 02:56 PM:
of silence emitted
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-21-2005, 03:08 PM:
from a dead
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-21-2005, 03:11 PM:
cat. Then John
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-21-2005, 05:34 PM:
surprised us all
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-21-2005, 07:24 PM:
by letting loose
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-21-2005, 07:30 PM:
his pet woodduck
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-22-2005, 02:58 AM:
and pretending it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-24-2005, 10:51 AM:
was a gift
Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 01-24-2005, 07:12 PM:
from a women
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-24-2005, 09:22 PM:
member of Film-Tech.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-25-2005, 10:08 AM:
A ballpoint pen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-25-2005, 11:40 AM:
created by Q
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-25-2005, 05:17 PM:
containing top secret
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-25-2005, 08:38 PM:
invisible ink. Cory
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-25-2005, 09:21 PM:
decided to lick
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-25-2005, 09:33 PM:
the tip thus
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-25-2005, 11:19 PM:
releasing the sweet
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-26-2005, 12:13 AM:
thick colored liquid
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2005, 09:48 AM:
that makes him
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-26-2005, 09:50 AM:
so rude. Unfortunately,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2005, 10:20 AM:
the Grand Poobah,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-26-2005, 01:55 PM:
seeing this madness,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-26-2005, 02:41 PM:
forced Cory to
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-26-2005, 07:27 PM:
drink his own
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 01-26-2005, 07:39 PM:
urine and eat
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-26-2005, 09:22 PM:
tasty tidbits of
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-27-2005, 04:14 AM:
belly lint with
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-27-2005, 11:32 AM:
a qwerty keyboard.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-27-2005, 12:19 PM:
This thread sucks
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-27-2005, 12:25 PM:
as much as
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-27-2005, 02:49 PM:
it did when
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-27-2005, 03:23 PM:
when Phil started
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-27-2005, 03:28 PM:
it in October.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-27-2005, 04:11 PM:
October 8th to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-27-2005, 07:15 PM:
who knows when?
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-27-2005, 11:28 PM:
Eternity could be
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-28-2005, 09:31 AM:
in the offering
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-28-2005, 09:55 AM:
unless the moderators
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-28-2005, 12:41 PM:
lock the thread.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-29-2005, 12:33 AM:
Until that time
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-29-2005, 12:42 AM:
we'll all enjoy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-29-2005, 01:19 AM:
three word games
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-29-2005, 02:28 AM:
Forever and ever!
(Long live the three-word-game !)
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-30-2005, 01:11 PM:
So last week,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-30-2005, 04:59 PM:
this thread died.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-30-2005, 06:42 PM:
Then I performed
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 01-30-2005, 07:00 PM:
"Over The Rainbow"
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 01-30-2005, 07:55 PM:
to a group
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-30-2005, 10:45 PM:
who fell asleep.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-31-2005, 03:30 AM:
before passing out
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 01-31-2005, 04:27 AM:
but only after
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-31-2005, 02:43 PM:
drinking a lot!
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 01-31-2005, 03:57 PM:
Vodka & FilmGuard
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-31-2005, 04:14 PM:
go great with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2005, 04:54 PM:
roasted Elk and
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-31-2005, 07:06 PM:
peppered deer hooves
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-31-2005, 07:36 PM:
and a bottle
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-31-2005, 07:39 PM:
of red wine.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2005, 08:35 PM:
Umm, uhmm, good
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-31-2005, 08:37 PM:
just like Cory
(OK you jerks! NOTICE there is NO period! So don't EVEN think of going there!)
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-01-2005, 01:04 AM:
. Already went there,
(Didn't like it...someone do something now before it's too late...Phil's "tendencies" are aroused again!)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-01-2005, 07:08 AM:
now were here.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-01-2005, 07:16 AM:
Phil's parrot said, "
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-01-2005, 07:34 AM:
my name is
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-01-2005, 07:46 AM:
what? my name
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-01-2005, 08:52 AM:
I can't remember
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-01-2005, 09:00 AM:
why I post
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-01-2005, 09:07 AM:
about itchy brains
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-01-2005, 10:30 AM:
.Just scratch it
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-01-2005, 10:55 AM:
or use lotion
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-01-2005, 12:02 PM:
. But what if
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-01-2005, 01:09 PM:
scratching doesn't help?
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-01-2005, 01:31 PM:
A belt sander
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-01-2005, 07:59 PM:
or a chainsaw
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-01-2005, 09:49 PM:
would be better
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-01-2005, 10:23 PM:
for a wood
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-02-2005, 12:13 AM:
obsessed brain like
(He would go there wouldn't he??)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-02-2005, 07:44 AM:
my boy pinnochio
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-02-2005, 01:49 PM:
fast growing asset
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-02-2005, 02:13 PM:
because of lies
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-02-2005, 02:24 PM:
about his endowment
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-02-2005, 05:57 PM:
from the government.
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-02-2005, 08:56 PM:
But now that
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-02-2005, 09:00 PM:
He has termites
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-02-2005, 09:17 PM:
crawling out of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-02-2005, 10:01 PM:
his nose, Cory
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-02-2005, 10:26 PM:
similarly has a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-03-2005, 12:47 AM:
sprained left pinky.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-03-2005, 01:13 AM:
Rick and Cory
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-03-2005, 02:10 AM:
both are very
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-03-2005, 02:25 AM:
hungry for some
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-03-2005, 07:36 AM:
human flesh and
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-03-2005, 07:56 AM:
popcorn. Driving home
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-03-2005, 08:25 AM:
last night, Phil
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-03-2005, 09:04 AM:
was an animal,
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-03-2005, 11:15 AM:
with Andrew smoking
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-03-2005, 12:13 PM:
whilst cursing Thomas.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-03-2005, 12:59 PM:
Then it happened,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-03-2005, 02:43 PM:
Phil took out
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-03-2005, 02:49 PM:
a large tool
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-03-2005, 03:42 PM:
His personal "Craftsman"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-03-2005, 04:02 PM:
4-way... tire wrench.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-03-2005, 04:09 PM:
to mount rubbers
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-03-2005, 08:55 PM:
to the inside
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-03-2005, 10:31 PM:
of Cory's smallish
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-04-2005, 07:09 AM:
looking but modest
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-04-2005, 11:40 AM:
thong, filled with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-04-2005, 06:07 PM:
size 9 feet
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-04-2005, 09:23 PM:
which means that
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-05-2005, 03:16 AM:
they were not
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-05-2005, 09:27 AM:
Phil's posing thong
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-05-2005, 02:22 PM:
is dumb. Now,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-05-2005, 02:25 PM:
we go to
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-05-2005, 02:51 PM:
the drive-in
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-06-2005, 01:34 AM:
and watch intermission
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-06-2005, 01:53 AM:
in the backseat
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-06-2005, 01:57 AM:
of Tom's VW.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-06-2005, 02:19 AM:
Then we'll watch
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-06-2005, 10:54 AM:
Phil's live cam
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-06-2005, 02:22 PM:
before going to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-06-2005, 04:19 PM:
Disneyland. Meawhile Brent
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-06-2005, 10:00 PM:
and Phil's parrot
(does he even have a name? if not, we should give him one)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-06-2005, 10:16 PM:
whose named CoryBoi,
(Did ya REALLY expect something different for his name after THAT post? JFC!) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-06-2005, 11:48 PM:
were squawking happily ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-07-2005, 09:48 AM:
drinking dry martini's
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-07-2005, 10:33 AM:
and asking why
Posted by Mike Williams (Member # 1140) on 02-07-2005, 10:56 AM:
everybody was getting
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-07-2005, 11:51 AM:
a happy face
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-07-2005, 11:55 AM:
when they deserve
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-07-2005, 12:41 PM:
"happier" than that.
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-07-2005, 04:02 PM:
Then, while projecting
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-07-2005, 04:31 PM:
Dancing Dog Buns
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-07-2005, 06:20 PM:
Richard and Tom
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 02-07-2005, 08:30 PM:
went to Miami
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-07-2005, 08:35 PM:
for some great
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-07-2005, 11:43 PM:
"ass-shots" and fun.
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-08-2005, 12:56 AM:
On a better
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-08-2005, 01:02 AM:
subject, the drive-in
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-08-2005, 01:30 AM:
was deserted because
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-08-2005, 01:35 AM:
Cory broke wind
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-08-2005, 01:37 AM:
that scared all
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-08-2005, 01:39 AM:
the customers away.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-08-2005, 02:45 AM:
This created a
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-08-2005, 02:51 AM:
state of chaos
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-08-2005, 10:25 AM:
at film-tech headquarters.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-08-2005, 11:53 AM:
This was unavoidable
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-08-2005, 01:18 PM:
until they made
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-08-2005, 01:24 PM:
me post this
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-08-2005, 01:39 PM:
about Tom's wild
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-08-2005, 01:46 PM:
birthday party, where
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2005, 05:58 PM:
Cory and Coryboi
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-08-2005, 07:29 PM:
saw their friend
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2005, 08:00 PM:
Brent bending over
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-08-2005, 08:23 PM:
in excruciating pain
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2005, 09:13 PM:
while smiling because
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-09-2005, 12:14 AM:
new posts coming!
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-09-2005, 01:24 AM:
Then Phil began
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-09-2005, 03:12 AM:
drinking heavily, because
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-09-2005, 10:54 AM:
Tom would not
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-09-2005, 11:12 AM:
drink cheap booze
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-09-2005, 11:43 AM:
with Jen, ever.
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-09-2005, 11:45 AM:
He said Jen
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-09-2005, 12:24 PM:
was a good
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-09-2005, 12:29 PM:
friend and he
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-09-2005, 12:31 PM:
didn't want her
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-09-2005, 12:47 PM:
to plucke his
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-09-2005, 12:49 PM:
eyebrows out. Phil
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-09-2005, 01:00 PM:
thought plucked eyebrows
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-09-2005, 01:09 PM:
were very sexy
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-09-2005, 01:35 PM:
for a Procyk-rican
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2005, 03:56 PM:
houseboy. Meanwhile John
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-09-2005, 04:14 PM:
used Kodak film
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2005, 04:24 PM:
in his Super8
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-09-2005, 05:27 PM:
camera to film
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-09-2005, 05:46 PM:
his two best
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2005, 05:53 PM:
friends in a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-09-2005, 05:57 PM:
very compromising position.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2005, 06:14 PM:
Only Clint can
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2005, 07:04 PM:
conceive such decadence
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-09-2005, 07:43 PM:
as that which
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2005, 07:48 PM:
Aaron easily exceeds
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2005, 07:57 PM:
when he drops
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2005, 08:04 PM:
his drawers at
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-09-2005, 11:31 PM:
the drive-in show.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2005, 07:09 AM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-10-2005, 10:33 AM:
the ranch, Jen
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-10-2005, 10:35 AM:
had begun to
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-10-2005, 10:41 AM:
undress slowly for
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2005, 11:01 AM:
a night of
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-10-2005, 07:14 PM:
activities best described
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-10-2005, 07:22 PM:
as totally indescribable
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-10-2005, 07:51 PM:
at the oysterbar.
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 12:00 AM:
She then waited
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-11-2005, 12:12 AM:
for Aaron and
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 12:19 AM:
Bob to serve
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-11-2005, 12:21 AM:
Cory and Coryboi
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 12:32 AM:
some drinks and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-11-2005, 12:46 AM:
birdie num num.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 07:15 AM:
So,Tweedle Dee
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-11-2005, 07:40 AM:
and Tweedle Dumb
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-11-2005, 10:55 AM:
drank their rum
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-11-2005, 11:37 AM:
and gave some
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 12:17 PM:
to crum tum
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-11-2005, 12:21 PM:
the rum bum.
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 12:45 PM:
It explains why
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-11-2005, 01:20 PM:
Phil is so
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-11-2005, 01:25 PM:
modest when he
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 01:50 PM:
praises film-tech.com
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-11-2005, 02:13 PM:
for providing usefull
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 02-11-2005, 02:19 PM:
crappy presentation discussions
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 02-11-2005, 02:29 PM:
On a happy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 02:35 PM:
birthday card to
Posted by Chris Medley (Member # 2145) on 02-11-2005, 02:40 PM:
Jen's pet poodle
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-11-2005, 03:06 PM:
skirt, that she
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 04:44 PM:
made herself. Last
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-11-2005, 04:56 PM:
night was absolutely
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 05:02 PM:
bee-ute-t-ful when she
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-11-2005, 06:17 PM:
decided to take
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-11-2005, 06:48 PM:
a chance with
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 02-11-2005, 06:51 PM:
heating up some
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-11-2005, 07:04 PM:
delicious and satisfying
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2005, 08:25 PM:
yummy, mouth watering
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-11-2005, 10:16 PM:
Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-12-2005, 01:50 AM:
Then she waited
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2005, 02:21 AM:
for Brent to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-12-2005, 05:48 AM:
cocka-doodle-do then he
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-12-2005, 01:07 PM:
could go home.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-12-2005, 01:51 PM:
Then he bent
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-12-2005, 07:12 PM:
a steel bar
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-12-2005, 08:05 PM:
with his bare
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-13-2005, 12:00 AM:
knees firmly placed
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-13-2005, 12:49 AM:
between two posts.
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-13-2005, 03:39 AM:
Amazingly, he then
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2005, 07:13 AM:
reached for the
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-13-2005, 10:51 AM:
(I think I'll leave this one alone....see you guys tonight)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-13-2005, 04:21 PM:
prize. Cory then
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-13-2005, 05:00 PM:
brushed his dog
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-13-2005, 07:57 PM:
and applied fleapowder
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-14-2005, 12:17 AM:
then he sneezed.
[ 02-14-2005, 11:27 AM: Message edited by: Brent Neal Jones ]
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-14-2005, 05:31 PM:
If there ever
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-14-2005, 07:48 PM:
was an odd
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-14-2005, 08:06 PM:
pair, Brent and
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-15-2005, 12:26 AM:
Phil were it!
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-15-2005, 01:54 AM:
No we're not.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2005, 08:33 AM:
However the truth,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-15-2005, 12:27 PM:
is that Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2005, 12:46 PM:
can not handle
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-15-2005, 01:09 PM:
the TRUTH. Everyone
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-15-2005, 01:43 PM:
who believes this
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2005, 01:50 PM:
will be visited
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 02-15-2005, 02:07 PM:
by the Easter
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2005, 02:23 PM:
Bunny, dressed as
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-15-2005, 02:52 PM:
Santa Claus. Why
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-15-2005, 03:38 PM:
have you forsaken
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-15-2005, 04:35 PM:
Clint's metalhead past
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2005, 05:33 PM:
and played polkas?
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-15-2005, 06:54 PM:
Heavy Metal Polkas
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2005, 07:26 PM:
RULE! Ask Cory
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-15-2005, 07:52 PM:
about his collection
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2005, 08:04 PM:
of Lawrence Welk
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-15-2005, 09:34 PM:
and Frankie Yankovic
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2005, 10:38 PM:
LPs. Hhot Aaron
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-16-2005, 01:50 AM:
loves his L.P.'s.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-16-2005, 09:25 AM:
L.P's = loose pants
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-16-2005, 03:16 PM:
like loose lips
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 02-16-2005, 06:15 PM:
may sink ships
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-16-2005, 06:42 PM:
but a loose
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-16-2005, 06:56 PM:
xenon anode connection
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-16-2005, 08:28 PM:
sinks valuable lamps
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-16-2005, 10:54 PM:
causing distress among
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-17-2005, 01:05 AM:
projectionists. Brent, Cory,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-17-2005, 01:29 AM:
and Phil love
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-17-2005, 08:40 AM:
each other. Threesomes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-17-2005, 09:16 AM:
or better yet
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-17-2005, 01:48 PM:
foursomes with coryboi
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 02-17-2005, 01:53 PM:
make them happier
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-17-2005, 10:18 PM:
than pigs in
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-18-2005, 06:28 AM:
a cotton blanket.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-18-2005, 08:19 AM:
Out of focus
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-18-2005, 12:01 PM:
lenses are the
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-18-2005, 02:06 PM:
worst to watch.
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 02-18-2005, 02:15 PM:
But, poorly framed
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-19-2005, 09:37 AM:
mylar film will
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-19-2005, 04:13 PM:
stain your underpants.
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-20-2005, 01:57 AM:
Are you sure?
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-20-2005, 09:25 PM:
Yes, I know
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-21-2005, 12:13 AM:
Cory and Brent
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-22-2005, 01:42 AM:
sat and ate
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-22-2005, 10:23 AM:
tea and crumpets
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-22-2005, 11:48 AM:
off of Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-22-2005, 12:09 PM:
bare bottom behind,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-22-2005, 12:27 PM:
while playing a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-22-2005, 12:45 PM:
rag time tune.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 02-22-2005, 12:58 PM:
using a horn
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-22-2005, 04:39 PM:
from a chevy.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-22-2005, 11:22 PM:
not quite the
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-23-2005, 12:03 AM:
right horn either.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-23-2005, 09:37 AM:
Then Brent drove
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-23-2005, 06:35 PM:
Bob and Richard
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-23-2005, 07:12 PM:
stark raving nuts
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-24-2005, 01:18 AM:
by placing his
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-24-2005, 09:32 AM:
hands on Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-24-2005, 12:12 PM:
extreemly long hard
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 02-24-2005, 12:19 PM:
nose. Like Pinnochio
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-24-2005, 01:17 PM:
Achoo, said Phil
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 02-27-2005, 02:29 AM:
Bless you, Phil!
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 02-28-2005, 08:36 AM:
But, the German
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-28-2005, 08:40 AM:
reached for the
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-01-2005, 12:20 AM:
phone to ask
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-01-2005, 01:07 AM:
"Where's the beef"?
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 03-01-2005, 01:04 PM:
But not only
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 03-01-2005, 03:54 PM:
did Wendy's not
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 03-01-2005, 04:19 PM:
spice Phil's chicken
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-01-2005, 09:08 PM:
they spiced Phil.
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 03-01-2005, 09:09 PM:
Who definitely needs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-01-2005, 09:26 PM:
to open his
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-01-2005, 10:00 PM:
heart to all
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 03-01-2005, 10:06 PM:
Girl Scouts. Cookies
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-01-2005, 10:11 PM:
on Phil's computer
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 03-01-2005, 10:13 PM:
cookie crumbs in
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 03-02-2005, 02:11 AM:
Phil's bed are
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-02-2005, 02:27 AM:
a good sign
Posted by John Hegel (Member # 628) on 03-02-2005, 02:29 AM:
if you think
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-02-2005, 02:39 AM:
bed crumbs OK.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-02-2005, 12:02 PM:
As good as
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-02-2005, 12:13 PM:
it gets, Brad
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 03-02-2005, 07:37 PM:
turns off his
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-03-2005, 01:13 AM:
computer and goes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-03-2005, 12:10 PM:
to bed drunk,
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-04-2005, 04:05 AM:
passing out immediately.
(Page 100 guys, let's see if we can beat the record, ready Phil?)
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 03-04-2005, 01:29 PM:
Dreaming of wet
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-04-2005, 02:27 PM:
female body parts
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 03-04-2005, 07:18 PM:
, and changeovers with
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-04-2005, 07:53 PM:
Strong Jet Arcs
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 03-04-2005, 08:44 PM:
rock my world!
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-04-2005, 09:07 PM:
As this milestone
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 03-05-2005, 05:47 PM:
we must thank
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 03-05-2005, 06:01 PM:
All who participated
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 03-05-2005, 06:01 PM:
In this thread!
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