Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Things you can say at Thanksgiving

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-23-2004, 09:24 PM:

Things you can say at Thankgiving and get away with;

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these
people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Posted by Robb Johnston (Member # 239) on 11-24-2004, 04:02 PM:

10. Don't play with your meat.

but I hear that all the time, not just on holidays

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 11-25-2004, 12:03 AM:

Good friends...
Good wine...
Good meat...

Praise the Lord!

Let's Eat!