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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-16-2005, 05:14 PM:
 
To create your porn name:

First name = the name of your first same-gender pet
Last name = the street you grew up on

Mine is Dude Wallace. What's yours?

(And no Phil, I'm not referring to the porn name you actually used, but the one derived from the above instructions. [Razz] )
 
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-16-2005, 05:21 PM:
 
Midnight 76th. I've heard a different variation on this in which you use your middle name and your current street, in which my name would be Scott Beryl.
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 01-16-2005, 05:35 PM:
 
Baka Pacific Coast Arleta Flora Fernwood Crescent Baltimore Centinella Killion Babbitt 17th!

What! That's how many times we moved by the time I was 10... [Big Grin]

Going by Mike's algorithm I'd be Geoffrey Antelope.
 
Posted by Thomas Procyk (Member # 1170) on 01-16-2005, 05:42 PM:
 
Ziggy Valencia

or

Michael Auvers

[beer] [sex]

=TMP=
 
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-16-2005, 05:52 PM:
 
Tom Skylark
 
Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 01-16-2005, 06:26 PM:
 
going by Brad's theory mine would be Ginger Stahl

Going by the middle name first + street is would be Rene Stahl (which sounds more like a local weather person on a news channel than a porn name)
 
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-16-2005, 06:35 PM:
 
Going by our Grand-Poo-BAH's "rules", mine would be "Midnight Dix" after our cat named Midnight and the street named Dix.

And NO Brad! That is NOT my "professional" name! That would be "Virginia Hamm"!
 
Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 01-16-2005, 08:36 PM:
 
Smokey Canyon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [sex]
 
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-16-2005, 08:38 PM:
 
Cinnamon Kenmore

AJG
 
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-16-2005, 08:41 PM:
 
quote: Aaron Garman
Cinnamon Kenmore
Gosh Aaron, that sounds like a washing machine color option to match your refrig...
 
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-16-2005, 08:46 PM:
 
Morris Gilbert
[Big Grin]
(My cat Morris and the street in Canton, Ohio.)
 
Posted by John Hegel (Member # 628) on 01-16-2005, 09:09 PM:
 
Rinny Oak

or

Michael Edward Winnebago

or if I still lived with my parents

Michael Edward 69
 
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 01-16-2005, 09:59 PM:
 
[sex] "Ceasar Armitage" [sex]
 
Posted by Scott Balko (Member # 438) on 01-16-2005, 10:05 PM:
 
Tuffy Knox
 
Posted by Jonathan M. Crist (Member # 413) on 01-16-2005, 10:14 PM:
 
Spike Buckingham
 
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 01-16-2005, 10:25 PM:
 
Lucky Osage
 
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 01-16-2005, 10:35 PM:
 
Zeus Greenhaven or Gilbert Melrose
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-16-2005, 10:38 PM:
 
[thumbsup] Harley Bay [thumbsup]

or to use my other dog's name:

[sex] Trevor Bay [sex]
 
Posted by Steve Kraus (Member # 476) on 01-16-2005, 10:41 PM:
 
I'm going to try a different method.

OK, my porn name will be...ta dah....Richard Greco.
 
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 01-16-2005, 10:42 PM:
 
It's one of the most famous ones out there [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-16-2005, 11:33 PM:
 
That name will get you into the Roxbury! [Wink]
 
Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 01-16-2005, 11:59 PM:
 
Pepper M37
or
Michael State
 
Posted by Brian D. Whitish (Member # 825) on 01-17-2005, 01:12 AM:
 
Larry Wilson. How boring.
 
Posted by Stephen Frazza (Member # 2320) on 01-17-2005, 02:58 AM:
 
Happy New
 
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 01-17-2005, 04:43 AM:
 
Rufus Camelot!
 
Posted by Ben Holley (Member # 2247) on 01-17-2005, 04:56 AM:
 
Dusty Kendale [Cool]
 
Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 01-17-2005, 05:54 AM:
 
Very first pet that I can remember: Bear Gregory

First pet that was actually mine: Sebastion Gregory

I also technically lived on a street named Bandera for a couple years before I can remember, so technically I could go with Bear Bandera.
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 01-17-2005, 07:41 AM:
 
Frederick Longacre
 
Posted by Don Sneed (Member # 955) on 01-17-2005, 07:57 AM:
 
mine would be Tippy L....Tippy as my 1st pet Dog, Ave.L was the street we live on....but I would like the world to know me by my porn name....Don Homes (John Homes little brother), & next to him....I mean little brother !!!! or maybe medium brother !!!
 
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 01-17-2005, 08:20 AM:
 
I did a lot of moving around when I was younger. So if you go by the first street that I lived on it would be: Mo Cherry Valley. My cat's name was Mo and I lived on Cherry Valley Road. If you go by the street that I lived on for the longest time: Mo Donald. Want some Mo? I'll give ya Mo! [sex]
 
Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 01-17-2005, 10:14 AM:
 
King 45 or Lee Sombrero View
 
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 01-17-2005, 10:18 AM:
 
Justin Genesee
 
Posted by Roger Manning Jr (Member # 1560) on 01-17-2005, 10:39 AM:
 
Herman Armstrong
 
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 01-17-2005, 11:20 AM:
 
Jingle Bells Park View.

[Confused]
 
Posted by Pat Thompson (Member # 2374) on 01-17-2005, 11:30 AM:
 
Ben Scotch.......because if isn't Scottish IT'S CRRAP
[sex]
 
Posted by Andrew McCrea (Member # 674) on 01-17-2005, 12:42 PM:
 
Mine would be Rex Arlington... The middle name and street would be Paul Dacotah.

I like Karen Walker's on Will&Grace- Shoe Shoe Fontana!

Out of nowhere: Canton, Ohio is where Brian Warner (Marilyn Manson) grew-up.
 
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-17-2005, 01:54 PM:
 
Well, since all my pets were (and still are) female (hold the snide comments [Smile] ), I'll have to bend the rules and appropriate the name of the dog a housemate from long ago owned...

Dallas Quakertown

(FWIW, the pooch was named for the Super Bowl XXVIII champion, 1994. Had the Cowboys choked, the dog could have been named Buffy... [Roll Eyes] )
 
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-17-2005, 02:10 PM:
 
Buck Pine
 
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-17-2005, 02:14 PM:
 
Garfield Hungary

(and no, Garfield wasn't a cat, it was my guinuea pig)
 
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-17-2005, 03:32 PM:
 
quote: Scott D. Neff
Buck Pine
Hahahaha that's great, Scott! PERFECT for a porno actor's name. A young buck with a wood. HAhahahha

(BTW: I'm gonna use that name for one of the actors in my next film. Ummmm, NO royalties for you!)

[ 01-17-2005, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: Phil Hill ]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-17-2005, 04:04 PM:
 
It should be Buck Naked! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 01-17-2005, 04:13 PM:
 
Dork Jackson
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-17-2005, 04:22 PM:
 
Jynx Sheridan? (Jynx is dead)
 
Posted by John T. Hendrickson, Jr (Member # 849) on 01-17-2005, 08:00 PM:
 
Smudgey McLaren
 
Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 01-18-2005, 12:38 AM:
 
Which cat? The one I grew up with or the one I have now....

The one I grew up with would make me "George Minuteman"

Not really good for me...

However my Fiance would be "Shasta Robinwood"

NOW THATS A PORN NAME.....

ciao mon

dave
 
Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 01-18-2005, 02:20 AM:
 
Neal Rudd or Garfield Jennifer, Im screwed either way ! [Mad]
 
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 01-18-2005, 06:15 AM:
 
Butch Burton from when I was a kid or, more recently, Gizmo Codpiece Burpbreath Bumholey West [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Christopher Duvall (Member # 284) on 01-18-2005, 07:02 AM:
 
Brandon Tropicana
 
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 01-18-2005, 07:33 AM:
 
quote:
Im screwed either way !
Exactly what kind or pornos are you planning on being in?? [Wink]
 
Posted by Barry Floyd (Member # 385) on 01-20-2005, 11:57 PM:
 
Sanford Plantation

or

Christopher Chapman
 
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-21-2005, 01:17 AM:
 
quote: Dick Vaughan
more recently, Gizmo Codpiece Burpbreath Bumholey West
My psycho cat's name is Gizmo!! Quite the prima donna he is, too! [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-21-2005, 12:33 PM:
 
Smokey Farralone
 
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-21-2005, 02:53 PM:
 
Prince Stewart.

Our current dachshund's name is "Teenie Weenie", but she is a female, thank goodness. [Wink]
 
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-21-2005, 05:37 PM:
 
Abner Irisdale
 
Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 01-22-2005, 03:53 AM:
 
Kodak Hyde

...Yes, I named my cat Kodak...I have issues.
 
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-22-2005, 07:54 AM:
 
Don't feel so bad about it, Dom...IIRC, one Film-Techer has/had cats named Simplex, Century, Brenkert, Ballantyne, and Kaplan (a Simplex Standard clone, btw). [Smile]
 
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 01-22-2005, 08:15 AM:
 
I myself have only had two pets of my own, both male cats, and any of the dogs my parents owned were all males!

Going by first family pet: Boomer Roberts
Boing by my first pet: Kashmir Roberts

The other formula: Leigh Roberts

...Yes, I live on the same road now as when I was growing up!
 
Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 01-22-2005, 05:23 PM:
 
by the first formula... Frisco Pinion

by the second... Scott Green Mountain

if we could use ANY pet with ANY streetname.. I could use Quasar McIntyre!
 




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