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Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 01-17-2005, 07:55 AM:

This is a link to a .swf show of famous people (and some I don´t recognize) telling you what their favourite swear word is. Hilarious, but then again I don´t take offense as English is not my Mother tounge (let´s not talk about his mother´s tounge, thank you Spinal tap).

The logo I see flashing by at the end, is, I think, British channel 4, and maybe it´s a promo that they don´t censor.
I hope this is not to bad to be posted here, I woudln´t like to be banned...

Remember you have been warned.

What´s your favourite swearword? And yes, they do say them all

edit: oops, I forgot, my favourite in all this is actually one of the not naughty ones: England... [Big Grin]

[ 01-22-2005, 04:51 AM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]

Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 01-17-2005, 08:23 AM:

Horse Shit. How often do you hear that one? Makes me laugh every time I hear it.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-17-2005, 10:55 AM:

Jeepers!

It's not really a "swear" word, more of an exclamation. But I say it all the time.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 01-21-2005, 01:23 AM:

Hell's Teeth!

I first read it in a novel by Alistair McLean "The Guns of Navarone" and it cracks me up every time. [Smile]

Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 01-21-2005, 07:24 AM:

This is more of a phrase....

"well that just really sucks my ass"

ciao baby

dave

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 01-22-2005, 03:02 AM:

A single word that my grandpa created unknowingly using his imperfect English speaking (he hails from Poland):

Stupidummyasshole.

AJG

Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 01-22-2005, 03:43 AM:

I enjoy inserting swear words into normal words, the most common being, "regoddamndiculous".

Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 01-22-2005, 03:49 AM:

did you mean "rigoddamndiculous"?

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-22-2005, 04:04 AM:

There are tons of fabulous swearwords and phiggidy phrases, like:

Donkey-raping shit-eater
Shit-faced cockmaster
Anal leakage
Fuckface
etc

I have a few extremely offensive phrases, comments and stories that are not allowed on Film-Tech. They would be immediately censored.

Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 01-22-2005, 08:31 AM:

I've been known to exclaim a wide assortment of less than polite things when dismayed.

A few of my favorites:

~son-of-a-whore pimp-fairy-bastard
~g'damma
~fuck-a-doodle-doo
~fucking-fuckedy-fuck

I've been rather creative at times, depending on the prescence of young ears too. Goodness knows I'd get in trouble if my 7 year old brother started repeating some of the things I say.

So, when I restrain my vocabulary, I've spouted off things like...
~Grumblecakes
~poop-noodles
~bumholio
~razzin-frazzin razzin-frazzin ...(trail off into incoherence)
~agravation-cha-cha-cha

There was the day that my little bro exclaimed that something was a "pain in the chatch" - while that is funny, he didn't hear it from me!

Posted by Don Sneed (Member # 955) on 01-22-2005, 09:24 AM:

mine is "You Fuckin' cockbitch"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-22-2005, 06:38 PM:

Don! ROFL!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 01-22-2005, 08:40 PM:

This thread got out of control pretty fast.

And I like it [Big Grin]

Oh, and Carl, it's not a real word so I can spell it however I like(I'm only whining because I'm usually the one to do that to people)!

Posted by Emma Tomiak (Member # 1862) on 01-23-2005, 03:55 AM:

Twunt
Cockbag
Arseface

Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 01-23-2005, 04:22 AM:

From Blade 3:

"Cock-juggling thunder-cunt"
[Smile]

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 01-23-2005, 06:15 AM:

Bugger me with a <insert name of uncomfortable object here, e.g. soldering iron>

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 01-23-2005, 11:24 AM:

Well isn't this a crock of shit...

Pig Fucker!

Posted by Christopher Duvall (Member # 284) on 01-23-2005, 08:47 PM:

Don't say "pig fucker" in front of Jesus.

Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 01-24-2005, 02:50 AM:

"Well, fuck me running!" is the best I've heard.

I don't really cuss much except occasional vernacular communication with various subcontractors. It is basically what's called "discussing something in technical terms", & all tech people share that technical language.

I found out that when obscenity & profanity are actually demanded, their construction is not grammatical & doesn't even make sense. I was holding onto a
picnic line while coming down a 40 foot vertical ladder, when the anchor on the line came out & I fell several feet before grabbing the ladder in mid-air. When I stepped onto the floor, I realized I was involuntarily cussing, & interestingly, it didn't even make sense. "Jesus fuck! Monkey crutch shit fuck!"

After that, cussing pretty much seemed like an affectation. I do appreciate good constructions, but generally cussing tends to be pretty much the same ol' same ol'.

"It hurt like 8 bitches in a Bitch Boat" is excellent & admirable, though.