Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Film-Guard Ingestion

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Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-07-2005, 11:09 AM:

Ok...(cue roaring laughter now) Does anyone have any suggestions on WTF will possibly take this horrible taste out of my mouth if it ever happens again?!! I've tried everything and no success. For over two hours last night, everything I tied to eat tasted like F-G. I even tried Jalepenos! I figured they would counteract or clean the petroleum based stuff out of my mouth buit that didn't even work.

Brad if your reading, and coughing up blood between snorts of laughter, I have just one thing to say: In all of my years working on cars, tasting various fluids, I'd have to say this was the nastiest and hardest to get rid of. It tastes like ant and roach killer, the kind like you would use around the house.

Y'all be good... [Wink]

Posted by Jim Ziegler (Member # 86) on 03-07-2005, 01:30 PM:

I have always found that not drinking it will help keep the taste out of your mouth...

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 03-07-2005, 02:04 PM:

"Working on cars and tasting various fluids?" What are you Brent, a glutton for punishment?

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-07-2005, 02:13 PM:

No, just very hands on. [Smile]

Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 03-07-2005, 03:53 PM:

yes there is something you can get that horrible taste out of your mouth, but it is another horrible taste that isnt as bad, and easier to get rid of....

cocoa butter based lotion.

yep, it will eliminate any petroleum based odor or taste.

Don't ask me why I know, I just know.

Ciao mon.

Dave

Posted by Roger Manning Jr (Member # 1560) on 03-07-2005, 05:04 PM:

Brent, the last time you talked about a bottle of Film-Guard it was up your ass. So, does your mouth taste like Film-Guard or [bs]

Roger

[ 03-07-2005, 07:13 PM: Message edited by: Roger Manning Jr ]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-07-2005, 06:56 PM:

Jim has the best solution. After all the warning is on the label.

Try following the picture instructions that come with the kits. If you handle things in that manner, you won't have any FG on your hands.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-07-2005, 09:38 PM:

Nobobdy seems to have noticed this:

quote:

It tastes like ant and roach killer, the kind like you would use around the house.

(Boldface added.)

I'm mildy amused that Brent has somehow tasted FilmGuard but, what I find REALLY interesting is that he knows what ant and roach killer tastes like... [puke]

And... HE'S STILL ALIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT! [Eek!]

I bet he eats tree limbs for breakfast and shits out 2 X 4's by dinner time! [Big Grin]

You are ONE tough SOB, my friend!
[Wink]

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 03-07-2005, 11:29 PM:

Private consultation with [bruce]

is certainly in order for you my friend......

Mark

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-08-2005, 12:12 AM:

Brent, I'm not saying you'll do this, I'm just posting this for piece of mind. Anyway, since you already know the taste of ant and roach killer, please don't bother to find out the real taste of SaniFlush. If Raid didn't kill you, I'm sure the SaniFlush would.

(corrected a typo)

[ 03-08-2005, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Bobby Henderson ]

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 03-08-2005, 12:41 AM:

Yes, and certainly don't drink any battery acid or gasoline, unless you're really curious. [puke]

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 03-08-2005, 02:41 AM:

I always wondered why that disclaimer was on the bottle...

quote:
Not for internal use

Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 03-08-2005, 02:51 AM:

Smell & taste are the two chemical senses, & their function in perception is closely related. Taste is actuall limited, & about 80% to 90% of the information used when designating a "taste" is smell. Folks with disorders of olfaction are severely limited in their perceptions of taste, often with disastrous results. As people get older, their olfactory receptors are reduced (Don't they know their house smells funny? No.) & they're less discriminatory between tastes (Gramma's cooking tastes bad), & become less able to tell when food's gone bad.

What something smells like is most of the reference for what something tastes like; that's why you get "This chipped beef tastes like dead armodillo smells".

Still, many folks have disorders where they're compelled to eat odd things: hardware, etc. due to a psychological compulsion; other things like big chunks of salt or butter due to some actual nutirional deficiency due to an undiagnosed medical disorder. Since Brad has never revealed the ingredients of Film-Guard, there is too little information to hypothesize why Bruce & Brent are compelled to ingest it. Brent probably is compelled to drink ant & roach killer to control the effects of tapeworms, roundworms, & other parasites which may have colonized his intestines.

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 03-08-2005, 07:45 AM:

Mmmm. FilmGuard...

In case anybody thinks I really did it, that IMAGE of me actually has the cap securely screwed on the bottle. Damn stuff is too expensive to drink!

I was cleaning the pride and joy of the collection a few days ago, and a single drop hit me square in the mouth. It stayed with me for about 6-8 hours. Yucch. I'd rather drink antifreeze.

Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 03-08-2005, 08:08 AM:

I used to get the taste in my mouth after working with it, but I just learned to be reallyc careful....besides, like all other liquids, it's an acquired taste. The booth I went to has a bottle of '02 in their cellar, looks amazing. [beer]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-08-2005, 09:59 AM:

Brendt, I expect to see you on a future episode of "Fear Factor". [Smile]

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-08-2005, 11:23 AM:

Bob, I've been told that before, and I'd damn sure do it. Though, I'd bet I'm in too bad of shape for some of their stunts.

quote: Mike Blakesley
Yes, and certainly don't drink any battery acid or gasoline, unless you're really curious.

Too, late. I know what both taste like. I'd prefer the gasoline myself. Has anyone else noticed the formulation changes lately? It doesn't burn or last as long as it used to. [Wink]

Oh, and guys your right. I'm very "smell" oriented. I'll have to remember the lotion. I'm also delighted someone else has experienced the awesome power of Film-Guard.

Posted by James R. Hammonds, Jr (Member # 673) on 03-08-2005, 02:41 PM:

WTF?

That's all I gotta say.

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-09-2005, 03:40 AM:

As I've said before, there are literally hundreds of uses for Film-Guard....I think I've found another. Inhibiting the biting of finger nails. What do you think, guys?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-09-2005, 04:29 AM:

Ya know Brent, I'll just bet your GF/wife/whatever is just thrilled to death when you meet after your various experiments with FG, Black Flag, RAID, etc... [Wink]

You must smell really good all over. But, I'll bet she really enjoys kissing after a night of your experimenting. [Wink]

Posted by Jim Ziegler (Member # 86) on 03-09-2005, 01:08 PM:

Phil.. You forgot [puke]

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-09-2005, 01:37 PM:

Your just jealous, Phil because I believe in "pre-lube". [Big Grin]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-09-2005, 02:45 PM:

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Phil? I'm sure his wife/GF/whatever is pleased that he smells like something OTHER than cigarettes!

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-10-2005, 12:28 AM:

Believe it or not, I don't smoke and thats why. I'm so sensitive with smell and taste, I cannot stand the over-powerment of nicotine. And by the way Joe, your the one that says "Just for the taste of it". [Big Grin]

Also, I just remembered tonight pissing in a urinal that had a dis-connected "sani-flush" that was hanging above my hand. So, even though I can't place the flavor right now, I can say I have tasted "Sani-flush" as well.

Brad: There are certain situations with using your product, such as inhalation, over use or exposure which can cause accidental tasting. So, I go back to my original question. What do you think will remove the taste from my mouth if this happens again? [Smile]

Secondly, guys, I have no significant other to keep pleased or disappoint right now. However, the last one I had was very turned on by my hands on, working mans hands mechanic approach. [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-10-2005, 02:32 AM:

I honestly don't have any suggestions for you Brent. I've been working with FilmGuard longer than anyone else on the planet, and I've never gotten any in my mouth. Follow the pictoral guide in the mini-manual that comes in the kits and you won't have any excess spraying either. [Smile]

What kind of situation exactly would end up with FG in your mouth? I'm genuinely curious.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-10-2005, 02:35 AM:

I think Brent should try using FilmGuard while wearing a plastic bag securely fastened over his head. [Razz]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-10-2005, 02:43 AM:

quote: Joe Redifer
Whatchoo talkin' ...

Hahahhahahaha, Gosh Joe, that saying is too funny! I LUV it! It makes me wanna say "God bless you" [beer]

Brent: Ya know... I just gotta meet you in person on my trip to Texas the next time. You are totally unbelievable! I like that! HA!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-10-2005, 03:23 AM:

Personally I prefer the homemade taste of P5 over the mass-manufactured taste of Filmguard. Bleh!

Posted by Brent Neal Jones (Member # 1048) on 03-13-2005, 02:03 AM:

I found something, after much tasting.

Available at Sam's Club: it's called Dan-T's Inferno Rasberry Chipotle.

It's yummy and sweet, full of red cayenne pepper and will completely erase Film-Guard.

Please try and let me know what you think. Problem solved
And Brad, I can't work by the book. If I can't taste it and smell it, it's just no damn fun. I love film..uuummmmmm! Film goooood! Come to film monster... yumyumyum yumyuymyum.! [Big Grin]