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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-04-2005, 07:35 PM:
I saw this on another site and thought it could prove to be interesting.
Looking for someone? Tell us why you think you would be a good "catch" as someone for a serious relationship or even as far as marriage. What makes you so damn special? Are you funny, financially stable, good in bed, incredibly hot, the life of the party, willing to bend over backwards for the one that you love, or is it that you have an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream? Tell us why you are such a great guy or gal to be with.
Don't forget to include what you are looking for!
The winner will receive a date with Rachel, Gordon or Manny!!!
(Remember, posting your picture gets you a 10 times better chance of winning, just like the real personals.)
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-04-2005, 08:02 PM:
Brad, you should be the first to post your own Personals ad...
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-04-2005, 08:11 PM:
I'm a gentleman.......ladies first!
Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 04-04-2005, 08:47 PM:
Great, now I can actually get a girlfriend!!!
Jen?
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 04-04-2005, 08:55 PM:
Ahheeemmm...
Simply posting doesnt' mean you'll be a 'catch' for someone else Greco.. LOL..
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-04-2005, 09:20 PM:
Well, I'm not "looking"... so Richard you should post for all the other female techers to see.
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-04-2005, 10:28 PM:
I don't think the winner should receive a date with me, that would be more like punishment...
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-04-2005, 11:22 PM:
What makes me a good catch? Hmm, I could list a few qualities:
* Spotless criminal record
* No ex-wives
* No crazy stalker-type ex girlfriends
* No kids
* No tattoos or piercings
* Disease free
* Drug free
* Gainfully employed
* College Educated
Yep, those things make me a good catch, but not as a boyfriend for some lady. Good resume for the Friend Zone however.
Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 04-05-2005, 07:48 AM:
On the other hand, what makes me an excellent catch....
* Spotted criminal record
* 2 ex-wives
* Some crazy stalker-type ex girlfriends
* 4 kids
* No tattoos or piercings that I am aware of
* Severly Diseased
* Drug Store
* Painfully employed
* College Attended
YEAH!!!
I am actually already gotten. Nearly Nailed Down.
Ciao
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-05-2005, 08:23 AM:
I have a seven figure income!
(If you count the numbers after the decimal point).
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 04-05-2005, 09:32 AM:
I have a girlfriend....but I'm a good catch because:
-STD Free
-I'm young (but old enough to buy beer)
-I'm funny
-I look like a Wookie when I have a beard (for all you Star Wars Fans)
-I'll have a college degree in August (which leads to the next)
-My major in college is Poetry
-I play guitar and sing, I'm in charge of serenading for my fraternity
-I have a insane knowledge of Linux, Computers, and I'm working on Wine
-I make my own beer and wine
-I don't look like or work with Greco
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-05-2005, 09:34 AM:
Do you even have to ask? Look at me!
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-05-2005, 12:48 PM:
quote:
Do you even have to ask? Look at me!
Yeah Michael Jackson called and said Bubbles was turned on with the picture.
As for me:
* STD Free
* Drug Free
* Steady Jobs
* No Criminal History
* No Kids
* High School Diploma, Some College
* Never Been Married
* Do not smoke
* Drink on very limited ocassions (Once or twice a year)
* Very Comical
* Saved Myself for Marriage.(Still Wondering Why I made that choice, but would do it agian if given the chance to relive that part of my life)
* Looking for Female 25 to 38 yrs old
* between 5'3" and 6'2" tall
* Stable Job
* High School Educated
* Drug Free
* STD Free
* No Kids
* And not Married
By the way Mr. Pibb is way better than Dr. Pepper
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-05-2005, 01:03 PM:
quote: William T. Parr
Yeah Michael Jackson called and said Bubbles was turned on with the picture.
At least Michael himself wasn't turned on by Jeremy's picture.
Bubbles the chimp left Michael for "greener pastures" years ago.
Posted by Daniel Alt (Member # 2303) on 04-05-2005, 03:45 PM:
I'm an efficient exchanger of oxygen and carbon dioxide, and I'm bilaterally symmetrical, more or less.
(plus, I'm engaged, so it doesn't matter)
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 04-05-2005, 03:57 PM:
Chicks dig me 'cus I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-05-2005, 09:44 PM:
Brad said "he winner will receive a date with Rachel, Gordon or Manny"
hmm I think in my case that might be considered cruel and unusal punsihment
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-05-2005, 11:21 PM:
quote: Christian Volpi
Chicks dig me 'cus I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.
Stripes.
Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 04-06-2005, 02:41 AM:
quote: Richard Greco
Great, now I can actually get a girlfriend!!!
Jen?
Hey hey hey...FT will only get you so far, you still have to have game
I'm presently contained in a functional relationship with a similar carbon based lifeform however I'm a good catch because I/I am:
* Drug Free
* No criminal record
* Employed by a good company and I get free movies
* Own 2 cars (does the fact that niether run matter?)
* Coined the phrase "I love the smell of FilmGuard in the morning"
* Play guitar, piano, drums, bass, and am handy with a soft synth
* Great in bed and not too bad lookin'
You'd all have a picture to ogle, but Brad hasn't posted it yet, I guess. Did I remember to attach it to the e-mail?
* Not so good with the memory thing...What site is this again?
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-06-2005, 02:47 AM:
quote: Dominic Espinosa
* Not so good with the memory thing...What site is this again?
Dang... that's such a turn off.
The bed part was a nice touch. I believe Brad said people could also post their own pictures on this thread... I don't see people doing that...
Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 04-06-2005, 03:35 AM:
Well, shucks, I really can't think of anything. Think maybe I could just get by on my boyishly handsome face?
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-06-2005, 04:46 AM:
I'm a good catch because:
*Don't smoke
*Drug free, yadda yadda
*Love "high-tech" gadgets so you get to see all of the latest stuffs.
*Like making ethnic and non-PC jokes, so you will enjoy laughing at people who are different.
*Low tolerance for BS.
*Enjoy physically harming people weaker than I am to boost my confidence (not women, they're usually stronger anyway).
*Actively encourage you to have as many friends as possible so you go out with them and leave me alone, at peace.
*Financially unstable, but that makes life more exciting, ie: running from creditors, the mob, etc.
*Extremely lazy; jealous of cripples and their wheelchairs.
*Not a fat slob. Can eat tons of crap and only gain 2 or 3 ounces.
*Hate kids. Big proponent of the "You must have a license to have a kid" law. Otherwise you are sterilized.
*In tune with with equal rights for women, blacks, gays, handicaps, redheads, etc.
*Believes birth control is 100% the woman's responsibility.
*Mostly German, yet I have not killed any Jews.
*Harbor a personal crusade to disprove your religion, and ONLY your religion.
*Being a straight white male means I have no chance in a politically correct society, and that means you will always have a soft spot for me due to the hardships brought upon me by the world.
*Actually puts the lid down on the toilet seat after an intense session of urinating, realizing that a woman is incapable of doing so herself and would otherwise fall in.
*Believe old people should have absolutely no rights whatsoever.
*Has ironclad proof of what one of the V.P.'s of Cinemark likes to do with underage boys.
*Have 2 pet midgets (neutered) adopted from the local midget farm for you to play with and bathe (they are only allowed inside for 30 minutes a day so don't freak out).
*Only one stalker -- loves to cuddle.
*Believes that diarrhea was invented only to make people laugh.
*Enjoys voting the exact opposite way you do, just to cancel your votes.
*Likes blinking lights
*Enjoys oppressing black people (I'm white, that's what we do).
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-06-2005, 08:34 AM:
quote: James Faber
Think maybe I could just get by on my boyishly handsome face?
Hmmm, maybe... You remind me of some unknown actor, or quiet possibly some musician in an Indie/Alternative band.
Brad, still waiting for your post...
Posted by Dean Kollet (Member # 1789) on 04-06-2005, 08:45 AM:
quote: Joe Redifer
*Believes birth control is 100% the woman's responsibility.
good luck with that joe
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-06-2005, 08:50 AM:
quote: Jennifer Pan
Brad said people could also post their own pictures on this thread... I don't see people doing that...

Hey Todd you think Bubbles would like this one?
9 out of 10 moms think I'm a good catch.
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 04-06-2005, 09:16 AM:
Jeremy
Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles?
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-06-2005, 10:37 AM:
quote: Dick Vaughan
Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles?
Trust me Dick.... He is thinking of Bubbles
By the way Jeremy, Did you get my e mail I sent ya. I willbe be down in CC next weekend not this one.
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-06-2005, 10:39 AM:
Trust me Bubbles, Todd is thinking of dick.
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-06-2005, 10:44 AM:
quote: Jeremy Fuentes
Trust me Bubbles, Todd is thinking of dick.
Bubbles is dead. So is Zed.
quote: Jeremy Fuentes
9 out of 10 moms think I'm a good catch.
What Happened to the 10th one? She a Lesbian?
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 04-06-2005, 11:31 AM:
quote: Dick Vaughan
Is that a cue in your hand or have you just been thinking of Bubbles?
If he was thinking of Bubbles, at least the object in his hand is not a bottle of Flimguard, complete with the infamous enema appendage.
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-06-2005, 12:40 PM:
I posted my pics and all I got was reponses from guys!! WTF?!?!
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-06-2005, 05:19 PM:
Well, what do you expect?... You're just hot, and the boys love you.
Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 04-06-2005, 05:38 PM:
No..haven't you notice that mainly guys are film handlers in the booth (and in this forum), 'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?
'cides, ever seen a girl rip apart a Simplex POS and put it back together?
-Monte
Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 04-06-2005, 05:51 PM:
No STDs
No drugs
Drink lightly
Can cook
Big blue eyes
Lots of fun, both in and out of bed
In the process of building a nice house on a lake (for me)
Can fix almost anything (maybe even your cat)
...and just look at that face!
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-06-2005, 05:52 PM:
quote: Monte L Fullmer
... 'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?
MANY girls don't like to get their hands dirty. I'll give you that. Many... But not all. However, I can't agree about the brain wrap thing. Girls just don't often get themselves into situations where they have brain wraps in the first place. Thus, if/when brain wraps DO happen, it's probably because of some equipment malfunction and it's likely to be pretty spectacular. So spectacular, in fact, that it's likely to panic anybody, male and female alike.
Oh! And, I'm a good catch because, even though I may seem surly on the outside, I stand up for the girls on my team!
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-06-2005, 06:35 PM:
quote: Randy Stankey
MANY girls don't like to get their hands dirty. I'll give you that. Many... But not all. However, I can't agree about the brain wrap thing. Girls just don't often get themselves into situations where they have brain wraps in the first place. Thus, if/when brain wraps DO happen, it's probably because of some equipment malfunction and it's likely to be pretty spectacular. So spectacular, in fact, that it's likely to panic anybody, male and female alike.
Thank you.
I don't know about the women you know Monte but quote: Monte L Fullmer
'cuz girls don't like getting their hands all dirty
Us girls are usually the ones cleaning out your nasty toilets at home, doing the dishes, and cleaning out the tub... If that's not getting your hands dirty...
quote: Monte L Fullmer
and they panic when a brainwarp happens...?
Do I even need to go there? Do you have any idea how many men I've had to talk through a brainwrap because they got to nervous? Many.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-06-2005, 06:48 PM:
quote: Madamn Moderator
Us girls are usually the ones cleaning out your nasty toilets at home, doing the dishes, and cleaning out the tub...
Hey Rach, PLEASE come visit me... While I have no tub, and don't bathe, I NEED ALL the other stuff above you mention...Ummm DON'T forget the yard work!
I'm a good "catch"... been caught in many things:
* Doing HEAVY Drugs
* Been caught in a drug sting/bust
* Spent time in Jail for drugs, robbing a 7-11 at gunpoint, and misc other felonies
* Have an extensive criminal record
* Un-employed
* Owned 2 cars - both have been repossessed
* 6 months behind in my mortgage payments
* Skipped out on $100K in credit card bills
* The only musical instruments I can play are the radio and my iPOD
* Great in bed but have/had most all STD/STI 'cept AIDS and Herpes
* Smoke 2 packs of unfiltered cigarettes a day
* Have cancer again
* Love "high-tech" gadgets, but don't know how to use any...too confusing
* Low tolerance for BS...including my own
* I am a fat slob with no teeth and no hair.
* I am a VERY religious person... I like all Religions EXCEPT yours
* Like Joe, I have a personal midget... but I only use him as a conversation piece at parties
* I too believe old people should have absolutely no rights whatsoever. I'm old and ugly and I should have NO rights or life.
* I like depends... a life saver
* I have tattoos but no piercings
* I have an ex-wife
* I have an ex-boyfriend
* I have 3 kids
* I graduated 8th grade and became an altar boy... Now I'm rich
All the above is the honest truth... I'm a GREAT catch!
Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 04-06-2005, 07:49 PM:
quote: Rachel Gilardi
Do I even need to go there? Do you have any idea how many men I've had to talk through a brainwrap because they got to nervous? Many.
Yeah! SUPERWOMAN LIVES AGAIN !!! LOL
Usually, it's the girls in the management end (white collar people) who get's all bunched up with brainwraps, thus why wrap detectors are installed.
Course, we guys know what we mean by "getting dirty" and that's getting OILY, and GREASY, from playing with nasty projectors-any machine with gears,oil and grease.
Oh, poooh - doing toilets, scrubbing bathrooms, unclogging drains, et.al. is nothing -stuff washes off real easily with good ol soap and water. Black grease and dirty oil takes the pumice bar, Orange Goop, or any petroleum cleaner with the hand scrubber to get all of that gunk off.
I ain't a good catch. Too nasty and mean in my old age. But I can cook up a mean dinner at times. Ask my wife on that one..(LOL)
Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 04-07-2005, 03:20 AM:
Well, I think Jeremy looks pretty hot with that Dr. Pepper. If I were you, Jeremy, I'd carry one everywhere. I've been told by a few reliable sources that ladies absouletely love the DP.
Heck, I'd date a guy if he always had a DP with him(don't even think about it, Phil).
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-07-2005, 04:59 AM:
Didn't even have to think about that one, James. I **ALWAYS** have a DP, Director of Photography, with me.
OBTW: If you think Jeremy is hot, you should see his "cowboy" pics...Hubba Hubba!
Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 04-07-2005, 07:34 AM:
quote: Jennifer Pan
You're just hot
quote: James Faber
Well, I think Jeremy looks pretty hot
quote: Phil Hill
you should see his "cowboy" pics...
oh yeah...for those who missed it.
Posted by Jesse Skeen (Member # 586) on 04-07-2005, 12:13 PM:
There's a BUG on that TV!
I'm a good catch because I don't believe in paying for TV. If you marry me, you'll be guaranteed to live in a cable-free home!
Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 04-07-2005, 01:17 PM:
-Spotless Criminal Record
-No STDs
-Whoo! Percoset!
-Don't like beer or coffee. (Just kick back a 12-pack of Barqs/Dr. Pepper for my hourly caffeine fix)
-can Boil Water, Scramble/Fry eggs, make pancakes from instant mix, microwave TV-dinners, heat up canned chilli/soup
-piercing brown eyes
-own a pug dog
-Fair-Good credit
-live at home
-employed for minimum wage
-going to finish high school one of these days
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-07-2005, 05:43 PM:
quote:
-own a pug dog
Let me know when hunting season is open. I'd really like to shoot your dog in the face.
quote:
-live at home
Well duh. Everyone, even homeless people live at home. Home happens to be where you live, unless you migrate to a new spot every day.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-07-2005, 08:06 PM:
quote: Joe Redifer
I'd really like to shoot your dog in the face.
Pug-hating asshole!
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-07-2005, 08:15 PM:
Pugs suck. All weird lookin' dogs suck. Especially small dogs. They should be illegal. Small dogs should not even be considered as real dogs. If you like small dogs, just get a freakin' cat.
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-07-2005, 08:25 PM:
small dogs suck? our toy poodle Rebel will teach you
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-07-2005, 09:34 PM:
Gordon, what on earth is your cute little "Rebel" doing to that hairy black pillow?
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-08-2005, 12:18 AM:
I'm a catch because...
* I act my own age or even lower
* I'm very good at multitasking
* I play the guitar, drums, and want to learn piano
* I'm supposedly a decent singer
* Love making short movie videos with friends
* Write my own music/songs
* A little bit of a computer geek
* Love watching movies
* Loves to cuddle
* I don't smoke/drink/do drugs
* No tattoos
* No diseases
* No pets, but I wouldn't mind having one
* I drive like an Asian chick... opps I am Asian
* I love cruising
* Always up for doing something exciting
* I love music... all types
* I have a thing for skateboarders/snowboarders/surfers/indie musicians
* I'm a good friend
* Currently in college
* For the most part always had good grades
* I'm an artist/graphic designer/video editor
* I don't like liars
* I don't like players
* I don't like cheaters
* But Pimps are fine by me
* I don't like to be treated like I don't matter
* I sleep in the nude sometimes because it get's extremely hot in my room... I live in Arizona... that's what people do
* I'm great at phone sex... well maybe...
* I'll act slutty to anyone who wants it their way.
* I'll act like an angel for anyone who wants me that way.
* I'll walk 1,000 miles just to be with you if you really love me. Given of course I love you back...
Hello boys.. the market is now open

Playing in front of the theatre for MONEY!! I'm a bum!

Spiderman was my last boyfriend...
He was too attached to his work.
[ 04-08-2005, 04:17 AM: Message edited by: Jennifer Pan ]
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-08-2005, 02:26 AM:
Hey Jen. marry me... you are sooo hhot! ...and I'm rich!
Ummm if not... any guys interested? email me!
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-08-2005, 03:50 AM:
Phil, I'll give it some thought.
Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 04-08-2005, 03:58 AM:
So, I finally came up with a few reasons I am a good catch.
*I absolutely LOVE sniffing model glue
*I've only murdered two people, and they were just children
*I'm currently addicted to pain pills, cocaine, and doing kartwheels
*I think Metallica is great, but ONLY their new stuff
*My car smells like cat pee(only for the ladies, you know)
*I once stabbed a man for saying, "hello," to my ex.
*I think child molestation is fine, but only by priests
*Judge Judy once made me pay $784 to my dad because I accidentally broke through the roof of his car with a jackhammer
*I think sarcasm is only for hippies and inferior women with small chests
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-08-2005, 08:02 AM:
quote: Jennifer Pan
* I don't like liars
* I don't like players
* I don't like cheaters
* But Pimps are fine by me
Your in Jeremy!
quote: Jennifer Pan
* I sleep in the nude sometimes because it get's extremely hot in my room... I live in Arizona... that's what people do
I knew that line would get Phil's attention real quick.
quote: Jennifer Pan
Hello boys.. the market is now open
WOW some guy is fixing to be a lucky individual.
Makes me wish I was 20 again LOL
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-08-2005, 08:54 AM:
Jennifer said " Hello boys.. the market is now open"
that is tooo tempting for words
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 04-08-2005, 10:10 AM:
Well boys (or girls that were interested) - I'm taken. So sorry to disappoint...
So, to try to bring out a few smiles or laughs...
On the one hand, I could be called a good catch...
OR I could list for you 10 reasons why I'm the kind of girl your mothers warned you about!
I do/am
1-like to drive fast and take chances
2-drink now and again
3-not bother to wear anything but a grin to bed
4-like
~often
5-good at
6-have a tattoo
7-plan to have more tattoos
8-have piercings
9-usually know how to find certain herbs
10-a witchy pagan
Posted by Chris Brown (Member # 2800) on 04-08-2005, 07:04 PM:
Hmmm interesting thread goin on here.
I'd say I'm a good catch because:
-I'm intelligent (genius IQ actually, though sometimes I dont believe it)
-A good listener
-Supposedly I have nice eyes
-I'm funny...people say I remind them of Chandler from "Friends"
-I can play guitar, piano, drums, and bass guitar
-I write songs (which girls seem to enjoy)
-I sing pretty well (which girls also seem to enjoy)
-No drugs or disease
-No tatoos
-Don't smoke (ewww)
-Cool car
-In college, going to law school after next year
-Like movies a lot (obviously)
-Always up for doing fun stuff (take that for what you will!)
Too bad you're 3000 miles away Jen
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-08-2005, 07:34 PM:
Indeed, distance is a very big problem.
Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 04-08-2005, 07:36 PM:
Long distance romances can be fun
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-08-2005, 07:48 PM:
No, not really. At first, yes... but no, not really.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-08-2005, 09:47 PM:
I agree Jen. Long distance romances suck and NEVER work out.
Both persons have certain "needs" that cannot be satisfied over the phone.
Even if yous have an "open" relationship, one cannot help but wonder who's screwing who(m)?
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 04-08-2005, 11:31 PM:
quote: Phil Hill
I agree Jen. Long distance romances suck and NEVER work out.
Bad Phil, don't go there!
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-08-2005, 11:31 PM:
quote: Phil Hill
Long distance romances suck and NEVER work out.
Both persons have certain "needs" that cannot be satisfied over the phone.
If that's such an absolute in your book, why do you flirt with all the boys from across the country?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-08-2005, 11:37 PM:
I never said it was an absolute... I just said it never works out. I speak from personal experience.
OBTW: "Flirting" is NOT the same as romance or fuck-buddies...
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-08-2005, 11:58 PM:
Oh so long distance romance and fuck-buddy relationships work out for ya?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-09-2005, 12:09 AM:
Well, not really I guess... I have NEVER had any good experiences with either at the long distance thing.
Some people like phone sex... and that's OK... but I want the warm body in bed.
Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 04-09-2005, 01:04 AM:
quote: Phil Hill
but I want the warm body in bed.
doesn't everyone?....
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 04-09-2005, 03:12 AM:
Not necrophiliacs!
Posted by James Faber (Member # 2796) on 04-09-2005, 04:17 AM:
They only have to be warm when you go to sleep, it's not necessary after you (and only you) wake up.
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