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Posted by Matthew Bailey (Member # 601) on 07-19-2005, 05:42 PM:

My idea for a movie title game: mix & match two movie titles. Also if desired, include the plot of the movie.
For example Freddy Krueger vs. Willy Wonka
Freddy sneaks in to the factory unnoticed with a golden ticket,
kills Wonka in a gruesome manner (Wonka's blood being brown due to the fact it's literally made of chocolate), minces several Oompa-Loompas with his knifed fingers,sends the Wonkavator with it's helpless occupants careening into space with it's life support system wrecked,tells everyone on TV "Once you check in with a golden ticket,you may never check out alive." Until Freddy is killed by several vengeful vigilante Oompa-Loompas.

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 07-20-2005, 02:02 AM:

Hmm...I like that one. Great start to the thread.

Harry Potter and the Winged Migration
A group of evil birds escape from cages across the world to try and steal HP's wand.

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-20-2005, 03:25 PM:

JOHNNY MEMENTO

Keaunu Reeves and Guy Pearce sit in a room staring at each other and wonder what the hell is going on.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-20-2005, 07:13 PM:

I submitted something similar to the website known as Cap'n Wacky. Check it out.

www.capnwacky.com/lists/list06.html

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-20-2005, 10:53 PM:

I have two. These ones are REAL!

Chocolat Castaway

AND

Snatch Traffic

(Colors enhanced for clarity.)

If I remember correctly, these actually occurred at the Fayetteville, Ga. theater. The really funny thing was that not a single soul could spot the "problem" with this marquee. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-23-2005, 05:10 AM:

This game has actually become quite amusing to me during my drives between theatres...

Hitch Black

Will Smith attempts to get Vin Diesel a date and in return Vin "shines" Will's eyes so he can see in the dark in case someone or something attempts to sneak up on him. The crucial point in the film is when Riddick (Vin) accidentally kicks the girls ass and Will calls him pathetic. immediately follwed by several apologies.

the sequel will be called I, Riddick.

Will: "murder is a new trick for a robot"
Vin: "I did not MURDER him!... oh wait... yes I did. ummm... I guess there are worse things than monsters out there..."

then a bunch of chase scenes and riddick making pancakes for everyone at the end. This movie will bomb.

dammit.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 07-23-2005, 04:31 PM:

quote: Randy Starkey
If I remember correctly, these actually occurred at the Fayetteville, Ga. theater. The really funny thing was that not a single soul could spot the "problem" with this marquee.

At least they didn't pair up CHOCOLAT with SNATCH.

(Ahem...)

RAISE THE TITANIC ZOMBIES

Zombies rise from a cemetary where Titanic victims were buried (the real one is in Halifax, Nova Scotia) and cause mass hysteria as they march toward their destination...which turns out to be a Titanic artifact exhibit. In the end, they end up hurting nobody...just taking the artifacts and marching them into the sea and back to what's left of the doomed liner.

Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 07-23-2005, 04:41 PM:

Tinseltown Fayetteville doesn't have a marquee ... just a white Tinseltown sign on the front of the building ...

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-23-2005, 08:03 PM:

If it wasn't Fayetteville it must have been Oak Ridge. They are the only two maroon and gold Tinseltowns I worked at.

I was only at Fayetteville a few times. Once during the initial grand tour, once for a call when the regular guy was out-of-pocket and one time during the management crisis.

Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 07-23-2005, 08:11 PM:

Are you sure you don't mean Bristol & Oak Ridge?

Fayetteville is the old color scheme.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-23-2005, 08:31 PM:

Bristol was still purple and orange. Oak Ridge was maroon and gold. The EXACT same building plan but different paint jobs.

quote: Sam Graham
...pair up CHOCOLAT with SNATCH.

Your wish is my command! [Big Grin]

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 07-24-2005, 02:00 PM:

Can anyone tell I'm looking at the trailers on my desk?

Daredevil Gump
10 years later Forest Gump gets talked into dirt bike jumping and boat racing.

Phone Wars
A little while ago, in a phone booth a couple blocks away...

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-24-2005, 02:36 PM:

THE AMAZING COLOSSAL MAN vs. THE 50 FOOT WOMAN

SEE...entire cities leveled...as the Colossal Man slaps around the 50 Foot Woman!

SEE...the Army left helpless when the Colossal Man yells, "Piss on you!"...and does just that!

SEE...mountain climbers fall to their doom...when the 50 Foot Woman wakes up from her nap!

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-24-2005, 02:55 PM:

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show

That crazy squirrel show that he can "fly both ways". Boris and Natasha stumble into a strange Manor filled with a bunch of hippies in order to use a phone after their car breaks down. each learns new things about passion and thier own sexuality as Rocky seduces them both before fashioning the perfect moose from a technicolor tank. Mr Peabody appears as the man with no neck.

a fun sexual musical filled with mystery and terror and a lot of wrong hats.

shouting at the screen encouraged.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-24-2005, 03:05 PM:

MAD MAX MEETS THE OMEGA MAN

How come "the last man on Earth" is never really the last man on Earth? Having had his fill of all the weirdos in post-Apocalyptic Australia, Max Rockatansky travels to America, hoping to find some peace and quiet, assuming everyone there has been eliminated by a biological plague.

He should have known better. There are always survivors! Max meets up with Robert Neville and the two challenge Brother Matthias and The Family to a road race. The losers have to leave Los Angeles. The winners get to stay and watch "Woodstock" over and over. (Surely there's more than one movie theatre in all of L.A.)

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-24-2005, 09:51 PM:

CHARLIE'S ANGELS vs. THE POWER PUFF GIRLS

A combination of live action and animation; action and comedy; comrades and catfights; but, mostly, a waste of time and money.

The Angels go on strike when they learn that Charlie pays Bosley more than he does them because of their gender. Charlie counters by hiring the Power Puffs, who are now at legal working age. (Who says that cartoon characters never grow up?)
The Angels then seek revenge by joining up with the Puff Girls' enemy, Mojo Jojo.

Returning director McG promises state-of-the-art special effects, e.g. making Drew Barrymore look as hot as Cameron Diaz and Lucy Lui. (Or, for that matter, even as cute as Bubbles, Blossom and Buttercup with their new teenage boobs!)

MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS MEET THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

The Rangers join up with the Turtles for the usual chop-socky filled fights with villainous monsters from space. Meanwhile, Donatello and the Pink Ranger become involved in a love that can never (nor should it EVER, please, God!) be.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-28-2005, 05:18 PM:

ROBOCOP vs. THE TERMINATOR

In this "re-imagining" of these two stories, a Terminator is sent back in time to kill John Conner (as usual) who is now a New Detroit police officer. The cyborg botches his mission (as usual), succeeding only in messing Conner up pretty badly. Fortunately for him, the technology exists to turn him into a cyborg so that he can fight back when the Terminator makes his next, inevitable visit.

At this point, the Terminator must only have to go back a week or so in the past. Hell, pretty soon, Conner will be able to go back in the past to kill the Terminator!

Posted by Martin Brooks (Member # 1269) on 07-28-2005, 05:29 PM:

A real one seen on the Cinema 1-2-3 in NYC back in 1992:

The Muppets Bad Lieutenant

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-29-2005, 05:23 PM:

BENJI vs. BEETHOVEN

The terrier and the St. Bernard become rivals for the affections of that famous bitch, Lassie. Before they can settle the score, however, they are both left to hump legs as the Collie goes off with Rin Tin Tin.

But, the joke is on the German Shepherd when he discovers that "she" has a pecker!

Hear Three Dog Night perform a new version of "Dude (Look Like a Lady)" on the soundtrack.

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 07-29-2005, 05:53 PM:

DIE ANOTHER DAY AFTER TOMORROW
-------------------------------

After the massive ice age, more junk science predicts a huge heat wave that melts all the snow causing all survivors to drown.

Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-29-2005, 06:27 PM:

Obi-Wan Vs Nixon

Obi-Wan “you will tell the truth”

Nixon “I will tell the truth”

Obi-Wan “you are a crock”

Nixon “I am a crock”

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-31-2005, 09:27 PM:

SHREK vs. THE LION KING

Shrek and Princess Fiona take a vacation in Africa, ostensibly to get away from Donkey. But, guess what? There's no getting rid of him. He shows up in Africa, also. And, he just happens to be buddies with Simba, who doesn't take kindly to his pal being "ditched."

It's the ultimate battle. But, which one? Ogre vs. lion? CGI vs. cel animation? Or, Disney vs. DreamWorks?

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-10-2005, 09:47 PM:

BILLY JACK vs. GODZILLA

When the Big G's path of destruction goes right through the Freedom School, Billy Jack vows revenge. But, how can he defeat the giant monster?

The same way he took care of his other adversaries. With martial arts? No. He pulls off his shoes and socks and lets them stinky feet of his do the job!

Besides co-starring, Godzilla will make his directorial debut.