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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-11-2005, 02:57 PM:

RULES

Let's try something different. I am going to post a random pic and if you have a funny caption, reply to this thread with the caption. Every so often (maybe once or twice a day depending on the quantity of replies), I will come on and post another pic for everyone to caption on. Do not post captions to previous pictures.

If you have a bizarre pic you would like posted here, email it to me with the subject header "caption that pic". At least for right now, I am going to be the only person actually posting the pics.

Here we go....

Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 07-11-2005, 03:21 PM:

HP announces their new 3-Dimentional, LaserJet printer. Not only does it reproduce a perfect 3-D image, but it can clone your hampster too. Obviously it still can't load paper straight.

Posted by Ethan Harper (Member # 472) on 07-11-2005, 03:35 PM:

HP presesnts our new line state of the art, oversized mousetraps. Best part is, it's digital.

or

Preserve the memory of your small house pets,...buy an HP Pet Mouse Laminator today.

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 07-11-2005, 04:47 PM:

Ousted Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina left an unmistakable message for her successor in the office LaserJet.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-11-2005, 05:27 PM:

The new HP Laserjet is without a doubt the highest quality printer ever made anywhere. There is no task it can't perform and the resolution is better than industrial printers by a factor of 32.6. The only caveat is that the new HP Laserjet printer requires a live animal sacrifice every 3 days.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-11-2005, 05:41 PM:

"I got into the printer to get away from the cat. Now the cat's in the printer and I can't get out!"

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-11-2005, 06:28 PM:

"Hey, you want to hand me that screwdriver?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-11-2005, 06:38 PM:

"This place is a piece of cake compared to Mr. Slave."
--Lemmiwinks

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-11-2005, 08:08 PM:

Now I know why my printer is squeaking so loudly...

Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 07-11-2005, 09:15 PM:

#1 I've fallen, and can't get up.

#2 But, they told me there was cheese in here.

Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 07-11-2005, 09:44 PM:

I dunno Brad..."stupid" is such a harsh word...perhaps we will hate the person for being "ignorant" [Wink]

"SQUEAK, I tell you! SQUEAK!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-11-2005, 10:32 PM:

What?... It's a mouse.
Don't ALL home computers have a mouse, nowadays?

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-12-2005, 12:58 AM:

Another example of corporate merging...HP and Orkin.

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-12-2005, 03:43 AM:

"SHIT! Stuck tighter than a bull's ass and I can't get out! Now, what the frick am I gonna do now?"

"Serves me right for flipping that damned eagle off!"

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-12-2005, 03:50 AM:

...It was at this exact moment that Jerry realized Tom had won.

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-12-2005, 03:58 AM:

PRESS CANCEL NOW!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-12-2005, 05:29 AM:

"Now I know that I should not have hid here. Hey... is that guy going to click 'Print'!?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-12-2005, 05:34 AM:

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-12-2005, 05:35 AM:

Here's a new one...

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-12-2005, 06:04 AM:

Jane suffers from the terrible affliction of Green Nipple. Jim and boffo the wonderdog cringe at the stench.....

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 07-12-2005, 06:55 AM:

I WOULD GIVE YOU A RIDE, BUT MY DOG HAS A VERY WEAK BLADDER

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-12-2005, 07:02 AM:

"WTF are YOU doing with MY dog!!????"

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-12-2005, 08:21 AM:

So that's the bitch you've been cheating on me with!!! Which one of you took my bra?!?!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-12-2005, 10:39 AM:

"Say it with me now: HOOTERS!!!"

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 07-12-2005, 11:27 AM:

OMG !

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-12-2005, 12:25 PM:

"A dog's reaction to a man's reaction to boobies."

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-12-2005, 12:35 PM:

Coming Soon

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-12-2005, 01:11 PM:

All Dogs Go To Heaven...this dog cant wait to go.

Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 07-12-2005, 01:42 PM:

Wow, it's true! Just throw a water balloon and the new Super Duper Ultra Mega Strength Ex-Lax goes to work!

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-12-2005, 01:51 PM:

Hi, I'm from P.E.T.A. and I just happened to be here with some friends of mine, and for some reason I cant find my clothes. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know that what you are doing with that dog isnt right at all.

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 07-12-2005, 03:03 PM:

"No animals were harmed during the making this picture."

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-12-2005, 04:38 PM:

'Men - don't expose them to bright light, don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight.'

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-12-2005, 06:08 PM:

As before, the best caption comes from me:

"My dog is allergic to lemons."

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 07-12-2005, 06:13 PM:

Hollywood finally pushes the remakes too far: Scoobydoo 9, the porno movie.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-12-2005, 06:30 PM:

"Pasties? PASTIES! I don't need no stinkin' PASTIES! They're reflectors and glow in the dark."

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-12-2005, 08:34 PM:

Green Tit Syndrome is potentially harmful to both humans and animals within eyeshot of the afflicted.

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-12-2005, 09:11 PM:

"Giving a whole new meaning to the term Doggie Style..."

Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 07-13-2005, 12:16 AM:

"you said we were going to the vet. THIS IS NOT THE VET!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-13-2005, 01:15 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2005, 01:36 AM:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-13-2005, 01:37 AM:

"Man's NEW best friend"

Oh, BTW, I see Phils best friend in the background! [Smile]

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-13-2005, 06:15 AM:

"Honestly Doc, it all started as a wart on my ass!!"

or

"Whats the name for a group of Cats????"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2005, 06:32 AM:

"Someone please help me! The cops are after me. I'm being chased by a bunch of dicks!"

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-13-2005, 09:56 AM:

Vagisil SPF 100, for those days in the sun.

Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 07-13-2005, 01:07 PM:

EAT ME!

Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-13-2005, 01:24 PM:

"Kiss me on the lips!" Reply: "Which one?"

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-13-2005, 03:37 PM:

honestly, her time of the month must REALLY suck.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-13-2005, 03:42 PM:

"Does anybody else smell fish, or is it just me?"

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 07-13-2005, 05:14 PM:

Could be

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2005, 05:17 PM:

"God! What a bunch of pussies!"

Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 07-13-2005, 06:03 PM:

Finger me for more info.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-13-2005, 07:21 PM:

Hey baby! Ya come here often?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-13-2005, 07:44 PM:

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"Mmmmmmmmm, dessert is the best part of the meal!"

Posted by Thomas Dieter (Member # 2507) on 07-13-2005, 07:50 PM:

Eyes bigger than stomach

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-13-2005, 07:51 PM:

It took a few seconds for patrons to realize the horrifying fact: Tiny wasn't eating the burger. The burger was eating him.

Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 07-13-2005, 07:52 PM:

Weight Watcher's introduces new Portion Control.

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-13-2005, 07:59 PM:

Bubba screamed when he realized what that was gonna feel like coming back out.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2005, 08:14 PM:

"...and only 32,000 grams of fat."

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-13-2005, 09:09 PM:

...as you can see, we never put our pickle between the buns.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-13-2005, 11:15 PM:

Do you want FRIES to go with that?

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-14-2005, 02:59 AM:

Where's the beef?

AJG

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-14-2005, 03:32 AM:

If Jacques Chirac doesn't want it, I'll have it!

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 07-14-2005, 04:06 AM:

Would you like to supersize that?

Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-14-2005, 04:12 AM:

Here's another classic caption from me:

STOMACH BIGGER THAN EYES

That one was really easy - OK, next pic.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2005, 04:29 AM:

(Ooops! Deleted by poster cuz of posted in the wrong thread.

OK...So kill me!)

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-14-2005, 04:31 AM:

No! I am NOT hungry!

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-14-2005, 04:35 AM:

And a small diet coke please.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2005, 04:36 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-14-2005, 04:37 AM:

Do you like them? ... No, I meant the sand volcanoes!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-14-2005, 04:38 AM:

"...then everyone said I have a big ass."

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-14-2005, 06:53 AM:

Can you help me find my kid? I was breastfeeding him when I tripped and fell.......

or

Whew, I'm glad those Airbags deployed!!!!!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-14-2005, 07:01 AM:

Where is my super bra?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-14-2005, 11:19 AM:

Basketball Smuggler.

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-14-2005, 01:23 PM:

Jessica, with her center of balance tragically offset from the centerline of her body, would sadly spend her remaining years walking around like an animal and leaving the strangest tracks in the sand. A forest ranger once mistook the tracks for possible moose nesting grounds, but quickly repealed the identification upon finding a huge blue thong in the thicket.

Jessica was unavailable for comment.. or maybe she said something but we couldnt hear what she said behind her huge tits.

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-14-2005, 02:07 PM:

The doctor said there might be some swelling, but this is just ridiculous.

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-14-2005, 03:41 PM:

For anyone who listens to Bob and Tom,

It's Shirtless Girl, "Don't touch those"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-14-2005, 05:46 PM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-14-2005, 06:12 PM:

A most bizarre and unthinkable accident occurred yesterday on Interstate 5 near Bakersfield in thick tule fog as one hundred cars crashed and rolled into a ball. None of the drivers and passengers aboard these cars survived.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-14-2005, 06:22 PM:

"The Ball of Yarn town had to move one day."

or

Marvin guaranteed he could fit anything into his backside. His buddies presented him with a new challenge.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-14-2005, 10:10 PM:

Is that the Naked Indian from the movie, "Wayne's World"?!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-14-2005, 11:26 PM:

Anthrax - Stomp 442

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-15-2005, 12:13 AM:

What Katamari Damacy would look like if you played it in real life.

(Few will be cool enough to understand)

Posted by John Hegel (Member # 628) on 07-15-2005, 12:24 AM:

Cable t.v. was invented to keep people from doing things like this.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-15-2005, 03:02 AM:

Let's play some soccer!

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-15-2005, 03:18 AM:

..the new exhibit at the "Burning Man" gathering.

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-15-2005, 08:18 AM:

Wow, naked guy turned up, now its a party!

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-15-2005, 11:44 AM:

Do not taunt happy fun ball

...Stephen, excellent PCU ref.

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-15-2005, 12:10 PM:

Not a caption, but...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-15-2005, 02:16 PM:

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Posted by Bruce Schneiter (Member # 1733) on 07-15-2005, 03:31 PM:

Badge? I don't need no stupid badge.. I got the donuts and beer, so why do I need a badge?

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-15-2005, 03:47 PM:

Don't forget, it is MY donut! It's MINE MINE MINE! Get your own one!

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-15-2005, 05:45 PM:

and the joke was on Jeremy when, after he scarfed down the tasty treat, he was presented with a picture of the naked guy from the last picture wearing that doughnut on his schlong.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-15-2005, 07:15 PM:

Schlong! Schlong! All he has is an indentation! His schlong went schlang.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-15-2005, 10:27 PM:

Ya know what I could use?... a Dr Pepper!

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-16-2005, 01:47 AM:

Damn...I can STILL outdrink Forrest Gump with my love of Dr. Pepper!

(.....and still gottaa peeah...!)

LOL

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2005, 02:50 AM:

"I should be out having fun...Instead I'm sitting here having none...Oh Lonesome Me..."

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-16-2005, 07:36 AM:

The New Krispy Kreme Poster Boy.....

or

"Here's to you Mr Stay at Home on a Saturday Night Drinking Beer and Eating Donuts Man"

(Steve I was wondering who else was a PCU fan in here)

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-16-2005, 02:03 PM:

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Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 07-16-2005, 02:12 PM:

*sniff sniff* Ohhh, come on, light a match!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2005, 03:18 PM:

"In sandlot baseball, this is known as 'Base On Balls' without walking."

Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-16-2005, 09:26 PM:

"Ouchy"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-16-2005, 10:28 PM:

I told you! You just can't run in sand without toes.

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-16-2005, 10:54 PM:

Mike the concessionist took the D.U.S.T. method of upselling a bit to literally!

or...

The long lost alternate ending for Flight of the Phoenix

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 07-16-2005, 10:56 PM:

"Hey! Are you wearing MY socks??!!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-17-2005, 12:34 AM:

Tony auditions for the live action, interpretive Bugs Bunny movie, performing the line, "I must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque."

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-17-2005, 02:30 AM:

Dude, skimboarding is done on water!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-17-2005, 03:11 AM:

This is not the time for eatin' sand, you know!

Posted by Daniel Alt (Member # 2303) on 07-17-2005, 08:41 AM:

SAAAANNND-WOOORRRRMMMMM!

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-17-2005, 10:13 AM:

Man, our "Dune" re-imagining aint going so well...

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-17-2005, 09:17 PM:

These men are:

A) Trying to test the old saying, "Don't trust him any farther than you can throw him."

B) Practicing for the Midget Toss.

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-17-2005, 09:55 PM:

...a hint of whats gonna happen to everyone who made fun of my pic!! [Wink]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-18-2005, 05:53 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-18-2005, 07:41 AM:

SANDYYYYY HEEEEEELP!!!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-18-2005, 08:45 AM:

Spongebob Nopants.

Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 07-18-2005, 04:49 PM:

"HEY! We're doing a Star Wars re-enactment here, not a SpongeBob one! Get back before Lord Vader sees you!"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-18-2005, 09:52 PM:

"The man was reported as saying, repeatedly, 'Can't ... find ... Bikini Bottom ...'"

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 07-18-2005, 10:50 PM:

"Call Burger King...We found their roof inflatable."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-18-2005, 11:53 PM:

"Is that your nightstick or are you just happy to see me?"

or

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-19-2005, 01:15 AM:

dammit... Spongebob Nopants was taken! thats hilarious!

the off suty SWAT officer loved that pic BTW.

Caption: The spongebob movie was briefly interupted by the removal of "Special Jake" who just wanted to show his appreciation for king neptunes daughter (voiced by Scarlett Johannsen (sp?) )

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-19-2005, 05:54 AM:

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Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 07-19-2005, 05:56 AM:

"Phil's next victim."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-19-2005, 07:48 AM:

Confused onlookers watched as a newly discovered species of carniverous butterfly sucked the fluids from Rodney's spine.

Posted by Joshua Waaland (Member # 287) on 07-19-2005, 08:10 AM:

Cigarette manufacturers will now be required to print this picture on packs of cigarettes as a testimony to the hazardous effects of smoking.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-19-2005, 08:34 AM:

Too much or even the wrong grass may result in unexpected and even unwanted effects, yo.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-19-2005, 09:01 AM:

"Watch me trick Fred out of his Fruity Pebbles!"

Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 07-19-2005, 09:55 AM:

"when a butterfly flaps its wings somewhere you know something like this is bound to happen!"

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-19-2005, 05:14 PM:

Tinkerbell

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-19-2005, 06:16 PM:

MSN sponsored cosplay gone horribly horribly wrong.

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 07-20-2005, 02:20 AM:

Things got out of hand at last year's Film-Tech Drink when no one would tell Michael Schaffer where the Boardwalk Hotel was located.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2005, 02:49 AM:

"Film-Tech's first live stage production is an operatic ballet of Madame Butterfly."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-20-2005, 04:05 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2005, 04:33 AM:

"Hey Bartender, draw 1, draw 2, draw 3 more glasses of beer..."

or

"You wouldn't believe where this hand has been..."

or

"Smell my fingers"

Posted by Mike Pennell (Member # 1692) on 07-20-2005, 04:43 AM:

"Show West 2005 Film Tech Drink"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-20-2005, 04:49 AM:

It is just weird. I paid with 100 dollar and he gave me 38.50 and my 100 dollar bill back.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-20-2005, 04:58 AM:

(Quote the people in the back:)

"C'mon Tim, bend over and crack a smile for us!"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-20-2005, 05:31 AM:

Bottoms up!

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-20-2005, 06:06 AM:

Do you really want me to reach for my wallet??

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-20-2005, 03:21 PM:

Alchoholics Anonymous takes a new approach in its anti-drinking campaign.

[puke]

Posted by Rick Long Jr (Member # 541) on 07-20-2005, 06:10 PM:

If ya got it...flaunt it! [thumbsup]

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 07-20-2005, 06:18 PM:

I've heard of a "tittie" bar, but REALLY....!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-20-2005, 08:32 PM:

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Posted by Dylan Marchetti (Member # 2764) on 07-20-2005, 09:11 PM:

It was at this moment that Little Johnny realized that Mom's post-partum depression wasn't quite as funny, nor as short-lived, as he'd originally though.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-20-2005, 10:58 PM:

"Move back just a couple more steps!... A couple more!..."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2005, 12:41 AM:

"A still picture from MGM's new hit 'My Mom, the Bitch' as she pushes young Jimmy off a cliff after chopping off little Billy's arms."

Posted by John Hegel (Member # 628) on 07-21-2005, 02:27 AM:

You may have a dysfunctional family if…

1. Your little brother is ecstatic to see your death
2. Mom is gives you a mean case of pink belly before the final shove
3. None of you are sure what season it is.

Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 07-21-2005, 02:52 AM:

Whilst cackling like a demented witch, Sarah Ferguson (the Duchess of York) follows through on her twisted dreams of human sacrifice to appease the Gods of the Grand Canyon, all while the victim's younger brother smirks nonchalantly since he was bullied by him earlier in the day.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-21-2005, 04:17 AM:

"Cathy's attempt to wipe mule dung off her hand with her son's shorts was fortunately avoided by his quick reflex to jump away. She screamed when she realized here daughter was staring at said mule's genitals."

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-21-2005, 05:54 AM:

The Flumox family after taking a wrong turn and ending up at the not so Grand Canyon dealt with the disapointment in differnet ways. Flo Flumox Started laughing Hysterically. Frieda Flumox cut her hands off in protest, and Fred Flumox started Dancing the Macarena.
Sadly they were never heard from again......

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-21-2005, 07:38 AM:

Adobe politely declined Erwin's suggestion that they include samples of his work on the new Photoshop tutorial CD-ROM - while technically impressive, the corporate responsibility issues were just too complicated.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-21-2005, 03:48 PM:

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Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-21-2005, 03:52 PM:

Steven Spielberg announces his latest lame remake: "The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant."

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-21-2005, 08:51 PM:

Are those your ears or are you just happy to see me?

Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-21-2005, 08:59 PM:

Can’t we all live in peace…

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2005, 09:11 PM:

Guy to GF/BF: "That's not what I meant when I said I'd like a little head for my B'day."

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-22-2005, 02:43 AM:

"Two heads are better than one."

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-22-2005, 03:28 AM:

Say what you will, politically correct or not, those FOXES ARE STACKED!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-22-2005, 03:53 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-22-2005, 03:56 AM:

"Where's the beef?"

Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 07-22-2005, 05:46 AM:

In 2034, in an unprecedented effort to find a spokesperson after Dave Thomas' death, Wendy's has hired Madonna to 'jumpstart' their 50th anniversary of the successful "Where's the Beef?" campaign.

Concurrently, Wendy's releases a picture book of Frosties (aptly titled Frosty) in various risque poses as a satiric throwback to Madonna's infamous 1992 book. As was the case in 1992, parents are alarmed to find the Frosty book in their teenage sons' rooms.

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-22-2005, 06:12 AM:

updating the saying to: The lesser of three evils?

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 07-22-2005, 06:31 AM:

Drag Queen Takes over
Burger King

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-22-2005, 06:46 AM:

Here we see how both to die AND go to heaven.

Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-22-2005, 08:05 AM:

Supersize Me II: More Meat

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-22-2005, 08:19 AM:

Turd Burger or Turd Burgler????

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-22-2005, 10:37 AM:

This is what the whole hip world would be doing Saturday night if the nazis had won the war...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-22-2005, 01:06 PM:

Look, I made a nice little snack for you.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-22-2005, 06:55 PM:

Publicity still from upcoming John Waters film, "Donut Burgers: The Devine Story."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-22-2005, 06:57 PM:

Burger Queen.

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-22-2005, 07:25 PM:

"Bustier Burgers. Bet'cha Barf™"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-22-2005, 08:31 PM:

After the sex change, he started going by "Big Maxine".

or, a third attempt ...

The original Big & Tasty campaign!

Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-22-2005, 11:39 PM:

Eat at Martha's!

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-23-2005, 02:01 AM:

"Phil Hill's twin sister showing us the difference between quality over quantity."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-23-2005, 05:18 PM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-23-2005, 05:59 PM:

They're both in front of the tube.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-23-2005, 06:40 PM:

Freddy the Flasher seen "boning up" for his big weekend at the park.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-24-2005, 03:15 AM:

Even the television set is shocked by the size of his dick.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-24-2005, 05:17 AM:

"Eeeewwww! A Herm!!!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-24-2005, 04:41 PM:

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Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 07-24-2005, 04:44 PM:

"it's pussyriffic"!!!!!!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-24-2005, 05:12 PM:

Talk about TABBY TREAT!

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 07-24-2005, 05:24 PM:

3 cat "brotherly love!"

Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 07-24-2005, 05:28 PM:

In a new twist for sweeps week, NBC has decided to debut a series of shows with animals substituted for people. With its latest biographical effort, Marv Albert is portrayed as a cat for this infamous event; an extra cat was added to liven up the scene for sweeps even further.

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-24-2005, 05:29 PM:

Why do I always have to be on the bottom?

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-24-2005, 05:50 PM:

Tom and Betsy rarely get a third for canasta.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-24-2005, 06:09 PM:

"Position 23B from the Kitty Kama Sultra."

(Brian, it should be "Poker" not canasta...) [Wink]

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-24-2005, 06:59 PM:

"Menage A Twa Puzzle Question: How many pussies are involved?"

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-24-2005, 07:32 PM:

...and then sadly, Mittens started turning tricks to support her catnip habbit...

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 07-25-2005, 02:27 AM:

Pink Pussy Pictures in association with Poop Shoot Productions, proudly presents their First all male feature:
"Puss in Butts" [Devil]

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-25-2005, 04:06 AM:

One can see why little tabby cats are so popular [Big Grin]

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 07-25-2005, 07:36 AM:

Pussy-Galore!!!

or

Its the Mouse on the bottom I'm worried about!!!!

or

Hey, Nice Marble Counter top!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-26-2005, 12:51 AM:

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Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 07-26-2005, 01:13 AM:

this picture kinda makes me hot...

"Buffy the vampire slayer gives up the martial arts weapons and heads straight for the 'Draculabasher'"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-26-2005, 01:23 AM:

It's easy! You just don't LEAD them as much!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-26-2005, 03:43 AM:

YAAAHH FIREEEE!

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-26-2005, 05:54 AM:

Left untreated, penis envy can advance to critical levels.

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-26-2005, 04:49 PM:

Inspired by a college class in feminist film theory, Mildred decided to tackle Hollywood's 'male gaze' head on.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-26-2005, 05:13 PM:

Shave my pubes!? Only if I can shave yours with this!!!

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 07-26-2005, 05:56 PM:

"Curse You, Berkeley!! C.J.! There's only one more tower left!"

Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-26-2005, 07:49 PM:

**Wrong thread for such a post. Should be an e-mail instead. Deleted.**

[ 07-26-2005, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: Joe Redifer ]

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-26-2005, 08:31 PM:

Helen Keller Practical Joke #149
"This isn't a camera!!!"

(Okay, rather tasteless ... sorry! [Razz]

)

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-26-2005, 10:44 PM:

… having to wear the same uniform as all the other students, private school students have learned to accessorize …

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-27-2005, 12:43 AM:

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Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-27-2005, 01:23 AM:

Looks like Brad catching a few winks from all this madness on the film-Tech forums.

“Oh god deliver me from this utter madness”

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-27-2005, 02:30 AM:

Prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light is now known to be a leading cause of Muppet-head.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-27-2005, 09:20 AM:

Mister Two-Face is in da houze!

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-27-2005, 11:45 AM:

"Tyler's not here. Tyler's gone."

Posted by Chris Mosel (Member # 1451) on 07-27-2005, 12:46 PM:

"Signs 2" had a much smaller budget.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-27-2005, 04:19 PM:

"Head" of the class!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-28-2005, 04:51 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-28-2005, 05:52 AM:

"Who's scruffy lookin'?"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2005, 06:06 AM:

"Hey Luke, look at Jimmy's little one!"

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-28-2005, 03:56 PM:

Great another Jar Jar Lucas piece of shit.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-28-2005, 05:13 PM:

Oh, those squirrely "Star Wars" fans!

Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 07-28-2005, 06:42 PM:

After launching the highly loathed Mr. Potato Head: Darth Tater, Lucas has further decided to sell out the Star Wars brand by releasing a 'limited edition' set of squirrel Jedis with collectible tins.

FYI: Mr. Potato Head: Darth Tater isn't a joke. Try searching Google. [Cool]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-28-2005, 07:10 PM:

[evil Sith in the middle] Me? get chopped in half like Darth Maul? That's just nuts.

(ps, Robert... you should know better, the plural of "Jedi" is "Jedi")

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-28-2005, 08:52 PM:

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Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 07-28-2005, 09:22 PM:

Dog's thought balloon: "What the... That's not a frisbee. ??"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-28-2005, 09:33 PM:

Sparky's owner never caught the irony.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-29-2005, 01:56 AM:

Dog throwing Contest.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 07-29-2005, 03:33 AM:

"AAAAh! They are throwing grenades AND dogs at me!!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-29-2005, 04:20 AM:

New Jersey Animal Control Officer

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-29-2005, 04:57 AM:

That's going to leave a mark.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-29-2005, 08:50 AM:

That's what "catch trainig" brings ^^

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 07-29-2005, 09:29 AM:

Hey, Spike!! Fetch!!

That'll teach him to stop humping my leg!

Posted by Chris Mosel (Member # 1451) on 07-29-2005, 03:14 PM:

Eating grass no longer helped Tiger's bowels, so he had to resort to a more drastic approach.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-29-2005, 05:20 PM:

Dogs go crazy for Milk Bones! They're like an explosion of flavor in your mutt's mouth!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-30-2005, 01:52 AM:

"Doggone"

Posted by Andy Summers (Member # 3207) on 07-30-2005, 10:33 AM:

Throw a dog a bone…

KABOOM!!!!!

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-30-2005, 11:52 AM:

Son of the Mask II: Things get Foggy, Still no Jim Carrey

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-30-2005, 12:36 PM:

War torn Bosnia had different methods for euthanizing stray animals. More costly than a shot, but far more dramatic.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-30-2005, 02:19 PM:

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-30-2005, 02:33 PM:

An example of what can be done with the new Adobe Photoshop 9, now available at a store near you.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-30-2005, 02:39 PM:

That's what he gets for putting the toilet paper roll on backwards! Even the toilet fairy knows it should go over the top.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-30-2005, 03:11 PM:

Oh I told you not to flush while we are sitting on the "Super Toilet"!!!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-30-2005, 04:33 PM:

This is what can happen when you try to use the aircraft lavatory while the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign is on.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-30-2005, 06:46 PM:

Universal Pictures presents: "Revenge of the Porcelain Goddess"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-30-2005, 08:03 PM:

Here's what happens when you refuse to pay hookers in Transylvania.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-30-2005, 09:49 PM:

The latest in Japanese automatic bidets!
It wipes your ass for you while it cleans your teeth!

My God! What will those Japanese scientists come up with next?!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 07-30-2005, 10:56 PM:

Wes Craven's "The Terror of Toilet Training"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-31-2005, 12:30 AM:

Those are some nice long, evil, fingers on that lady's (man's, creature's???) hands.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-31-2005, 01:14 AM:

quote: Joe Redifer
An example of what can be done with the new Adobe Photoshop 9

(Dammit, Joe! That was the first thing that popped into my mind!)

Handicrapped...

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 07-31-2005, 03:22 PM:

I've had shits that felt like that.

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 07-31-2005, 06:32 PM:

This is what happens when you squeeze the Charmin.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-01-2005, 05:25 PM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-01-2005, 06:07 PM:

Rodney fell victim to ankle biting marmots of the deep!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-01-2005, 06:33 PM:

"Gee, it sure is nice out today... I'll think I'll leave it out!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-01-2005, 06:51 PM:

How do you do!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-01-2005, 08:08 PM:

Dirk realized -- a little too late -- that the Bank of the West site he visited via an e-mail link was a phishing site and that his account may have been cleaned out just as the payment on his Honda Civic came due.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 08-01-2005, 08:10 PM:

He was actually on dry land ... until his bladder couldn't take it anymore.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 08-01-2005, 08:30 PM:

A good fart doesn't leave a lump in your wetsuit.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-02-2005, 12:17 AM:

Did ya' ever have one of those dreams where there's water pouring down everywhere then, when you wake up, you have to pee really, really bad?

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-03-2005, 04:13 PM:

Amazingly, this is what happens when a man-eating shark gets diarrhea!

Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 08-04-2005, 12:03 AM:

Damn kidney stones!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-04-2005, 11:08 PM:

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-04-2005, 11:54 PM:

<Scottish_Accent>This is the part where YOU RUN!</Scottish_Accent>

AAAARRRRRRGGH!!!!!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 08-05-2005, 04:21 AM:

Cyclope Paaaartyyyyy!

Posted by Stephen Brown (Member # 292) on 08-05-2005, 06:10 AM:

Bob, being egged on by his mates, actually stuck his head in the Vice.

or

When Brother and Sister Marry.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-05-2005, 07:14 AM:

Eye There! How's it going?

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 08-05-2005, 08:30 AM:

"Damn dork stuck his head in my cool mirror effect picture..."

Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 08-05-2005, 11:49 AM:

<Screams> Beware of the One-Eyed Monster [Wink]

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-05-2005, 03:53 PM:

This poor schmoe had extensive plastic surgery done in the hopes that he would be in the next "Lord of the Rings" movie. Uh-oh! Who's going to tell him that there are no more LOTR movies?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2005, 05:33 PM:

"Everyone is equal in my eye."

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-07-2005, 07:42 PM:

This way Mr. Eye.

Posted by Daniel Alt (Member # 2303) on 08-07-2005, 10:02 PM:

The eyes have it! Er.. the Eye has it!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 08-07-2005, 10:11 PM:

Irwin Allen monster outtake.

Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 08-07-2005, 10:43 PM:

you shouldn't have pissed her off when you had your head between her legs. [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-08-2005, 02:38 PM:

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Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 08-08-2005, 05:20 PM:

"And this is how the piano wire will wrap around your neck if you ever cheat on me"

Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 08-08-2005, 05:39 PM:

Here Frank, let me tighten your bolts.

This picture just screams insest to me.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 08-08-2005, 07:58 PM:

In this slide, we can see that the parasite has now attached itself to the host organism, and will begin feeding. The host has little chance for survival at this point, and the parasite may move on at its convenience soon enough.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-08-2005, 08:00 PM:

She: "Why, sure, honey. You can go golfing with your buddies if you want to... But *I* thought we could just stay home and fuck all day!"

He: "Well... I guess I don't HAVE to go golfing."

She: "No... You should go golfing. The guys are expecting you."

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 08-08-2005, 11:12 PM:

Brad... do you know this girl? I think she wants to do me. she wants to do me rotten. in fact the caption for this pic would be:

"I massage this guys ears just until I get the chance to do Jason Miller rotten!"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-09-2005, 02:48 PM:

[He]: Who is Jason Miller? His name has shown up on the caller ID a bunch of times.

[She]: Oh honey! You're so sweet.

[He]: Um, no, seriously...

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 08-09-2005, 03:02 PM:

Being a volunteer practice dummy for trainee physiotherapists paid better, but Joe was rapidly deciding that in future, he'd go back to sperm donation.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-10-2005, 09:49 PM:

This little pigment went to market...

This little pigment stayed home...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-11-2005, 12:42 PM:

Is that Phil I see in there, having lunch!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-11-2005, 03:14 PM:

Nope, the RID worked. They're all gone. Next time, remember what I told you about letting your head touch theatre seats.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2005, 06:54 PM:

"Wadda you mean it's called "shrinkage" and it's due to swimming in cold water? We're not swimming now!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-16-2005, 01:35 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 08-16-2005, 01:41 PM:

Superstar MC Naked in da house!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 08-16-2005, 05:26 PM:

This picture needs no caption. It is not fit for any words other than WHAT THE FUCK???

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2005, 05:29 PM:

"Look Martha, his lousy singing made my dick fall off!"

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 08-16-2005, 09:07 PM:

I think I will have to agree with Joe on this one

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2005, 09:12 PM:

quote: Jason M Miller
I think I will have to agree with Joe on this one

Who The F*CK cares? You and Joe NEED to get with the program or DON'T post in this thread!

Yours in Christ...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-16-2005, 09:51 PM:

Yaaarrgh! It's the shit yer pants song! Dad shat his pants, but the turd fell out and he's trying to find it! Yarrgh!

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 08-16-2005, 10:55 PM:

even with his regular screaming and crying Johnny could not force his mom to give him another HO-HO so he had to resort to more drastic measures.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-16-2005, 11:36 PM:

FREEBIRD!!!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 08-16-2005, 11:55 PM:

White Trashapalooza!

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 08-17-2005, 02:17 AM:

Baby pictures, courtesy of the Hanson family archives.

Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 08-17-2005, 02:28 AM:

I keep thinking about this picture. Something is not right. WTF? Can you even find this stuff on the net? Or is this from someones personal collection [Smile]

Brad, when you were a kid, did you have blonde hair?.........

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-17-2005, 05:17 AM:

No, and yes this stuff is all randomly from the net. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-17-2005, 07:26 PM:

Jamie and Sam were surprised when Millie - usually a grumpy neighbor - joined in with little Billy's weekly drop-yer-pants song.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-17-2005, 09:41 PM:

Snap shot from party held in honor of Meat Loaf's 5th birthday.

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 08-20-2005, 02:51 PM:

And the talent agent asked, "What's this act called?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-21-2005, 02:36 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 08-21-2005, 05:06 AM:

Just some small titties....

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 08-21-2005, 06:35 AM:

The renowned prehistoric prostitute: Woolie Mammary.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 08-21-2005, 02:50 PM:

"Do you like my hair?"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-21-2005, 05:20 PM:

Actress Chesty Morgan, star of the cult classic "Double Agent 73," comes out of retirement.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-21-2005, 05:53 PM:

"Are they real?"

Posted by Mike Williams (Member # 1140) on 08-21-2005, 07:05 PM:

"Jane did not realize that the new hair dye she used may have some unusual side effects..."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-21-2005, 07:27 PM:

Jamie St. Claire suffered scandal and was outcast from the porn industry when her hooters tested positive for steroids.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-22-2005, 11:44 AM:

.......and would you believe,I knew her before puberty.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-22-2005, 01:04 PM:

Do these make me look fat?

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 08-22-2005, 02:35 PM:

This woman will never drown.

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 08-22-2005, 09:05 PM:

in a tragic and unprecedented accident, Glenda managed to somehow swallow the airbags before they went off when she rear-ended the clown car.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 08-23-2005, 08:20 AM:

Government version of "be careful what you wish for...."

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-23-2005, 08:50 AM:

Is it live, or is it Playtex?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-30-2005, 02:59 PM:

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Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 08-30-2005, 03:04 PM:

Just HANGING out, sweetie! [Wink]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-30-2005, 04:12 PM:

"I play the character 'Tinkerballs' in the film called 'Sugar Plum Fairies'"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-30-2005, 04:17 PM:

Am I really a Fairy, mommy?

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 08-30-2005, 06:59 PM:

"Check out my tan!"

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 08-30-2005, 08:19 PM:

what would have happened to the hulk if Dr Bruce Banner was a closet homosexual.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 08-31-2005, 04:08 PM:

It's the newest superhero to come along...NUDEMAN, possessor of The Power Penis!

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 08-31-2005, 04:45 PM:

"Just another pic with a sexual innuendo in the 'Caption that Pic' thread."

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-31-2005, 05:06 PM:

Teacher says: every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 08-31-2005, 09:20 PM:

Without his wand, Dinkerbelle would surely be visible to passers by.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-02-2005, 06:18 AM:

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This one is for Joe.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-02-2005, 06:59 AM:

Joe! This is no way to treat your future wife.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-02-2005, 07:30 AM:

This is Joe's idea of phone sex...

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 09-02-2005, 08:44 AM:

<Rodney Carrington sings>

Don't look now! Mama's got her boobs out!
Showin' everybody in town...

</Rodney Carrington>

Mamma's Got Her Boobs Out! (Warning: Flash Animation.)

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 09-02-2005, 09:19 PM:

This little shantytown couldn't afford a real statue in front of its courthouse, so Melonda Washington graciously accepted the job of posing during court hours.

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 09-03-2005, 11:49 AM:

Bush damage minimal in New Orleans

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-03-2005, 01:21 PM:

Dispatcher Prank #302 ... The call went out: "There's a good deal on thunder-buns and cottage-cheese-thighs down at Figueroa street! First to report will get in on the action!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-08-2005, 05:41 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-08-2005, 08:45 AM:

Where enthusiasm leads to...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-08-2005, 09:15 AM:

[puke]

That is disgusting!

Tim I was only referring to him - not her, she's cute.

[ 09-08-2005, 10:59 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 09-08-2005, 10:14 AM:

...the pause that refreshes.

(No, Bob, that is FUNNY... I don't care who y'are!) [Wink]

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 09-08-2005, 10:20 AM:

That was me before I fell of the Jenny Craig wagon.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-08-2005, 01:45 PM:

Before and After.

Posted by Carey Barber (Member # 1586) on 09-08-2005, 04:59 PM:

From left to right:

Ashley, Wynonna, and Naomi Judd

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-08-2005, 05:51 PM:

"Another Coke-head demonstrating the Beat 7 body position (R hand behind the back of the head) of dancing to 'The Macarena.'"

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-08-2005, 08:58 PM:

Have a Coke and a cringe.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 09-09-2005, 03:02 PM:

It really is a shame what happens to hot chicks when they cut off their hair and get pregnant.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-10-2005, 02:21 PM:

Just dance to da beat...

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-10-2005, 03:55 PM:

Sometimes that fifteen minutes of fame is fifteen minutes too long...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-10-2005, 04:56 PM:

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 09-10-2005, 05:03 PM:

"Bottle opener? I don't need no stinkin' bottle opener! Oh wait, they were twist-offs?"

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 09-10-2005, 05:06 PM:

I want beer behhy! No more Mihher Hite for me!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-10-2005, 05:44 PM:

unacceptable, I ordered a six pack

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 09-10-2005, 06:59 PM:

Chen was so drunk he thought the bottles said "Hit"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-10-2005, 07:39 PM:

"Shibal nom, Geseki... I said we wanted German beer!"

(How's yur Korean, Professor Paul?)

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-11-2005, 02:06 AM:

"Smashed."

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 09-11-2005, 03:06 AM:

"Kim attempts to earn stamina points before moving onto the next fight in his quest to defeat the big boss."

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-11-2005, 04:04 AM:

Just a waste of valuable beer!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-11-2005, 07:10 AM:

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"Phil relaxes on the beach."

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-11-2005, 07:17 AM:

"Where is the TV and my sixpack!?"

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-11-2005, 11:39 AM:

The number one thing I hate about going to the beach?

People keep trying to push me back into the water.

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 09-11-2005, 11:40 AM:

I aint leaving before that pole!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 09-11-2005, 12:08 PM:

What hurricane?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 09-11-2005, 12:51 PM:

"Honey! I think you'd better get off the beach before Greenpeace comes and tries to push you back into the water!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 09-11-2005, 05:01 PM:

We've got the beach to ourselves, now. Here's your shirt back.

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 09-11-2005, 08:44 PM:

Fat Bastard fro the Austin Powers
Movies visits the Beach

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-12-2005, 02:56 PM:

He says: I think I have to fart!

She says: Quick, use this plug.

He says: Oh! [bs]

Too late.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-12-2005, 03:46 PM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-12-2005, 05:20 PM:

"Yo Quiero Taco Bell"

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-12-2005, 06:22 PM:

Building on the reputation of the famous Nutsack Squirrel, Fark.com introduces the Nutsack Chihuahua as its newest addition to their family of mascots.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-12-2005, 08:09 PM:

"I'm not just the president of the Fertility Enhancements Club For Dogs, I'm also a client."

Posted by Kelly Skaggs (Member # 1780) on 09-13-2005, 01:11 AM:

Would someone please call Van Wilder.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-13-2005, 04:38 AM:

Big Ballz.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-13-2005, 01:31 PM:

I just looked in the mirror, now I know why I'm bow-legged! Yikes!!

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 09-13-2005, 02:20 PM:

so THAT'S what "chalupas" means...

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 09-13-2005, 06:12 PM:

"You're only staring 'cause you wish yours were this big."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-13-2005, 09:26 PM:

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Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 09-13-2005, 09:31 PM:

moments later, the building imploded on itself...

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 09-13-2005, 09:34 PM:

Mr. RightBed to Mr. LeftBed: "Looks like you're headed for another breakdown."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-13-2005, 09:39 PM:

"Fat-ass Francine celebrating with friends after the annual gathering of the 'Les-Be-In' club in Acapulco, Mexico"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-13-2005, 10:25 PM:

Project file from the "MS Paint Wow! Book" and accompanying CD.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-14-2005, 03:46 AM:

"Get off me! RIGHT NOW!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-14-2005, 07:32 AM:

My Bum's bigger than your bum!

and they were singing:

Bum Bum ain't it great to be crazy
Bum Bum ain't it great to be nice
A Horse and a flea and three blind mice
Sat on a gravestone shooting dice
The horse slipped
Whoops said the flea there's a horse on me.

Match in the gas tank goes Boom!

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 09-14-2005, 08:18 AM:

Her new pads weren't as water tight as she thought! [Eek!]

! !

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-14-2005, 09:14 AM:

The bed jumping contest resulted in....

This is NOT a pic for captioning

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-14-2005, 07:21 PM:

From the rules on page 1:

quote: Brad Miller
I am going to be the only person actually posting the pics.

Gosh Jeremy, sometimes you're more stupideder than me.. [Razz]

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-14-2005, 07:37 PM:

Phil, I can only dream to be on your level of stupididity.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-14-2005, 07:50 PM:

Great come-back, Jeremy... [beer]

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-14-2005, 08:03 PM:

SWEET JESUS!

Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 09-14-2005, 08:27 PM:

And triumphantly the housekeeping staff at Bally's takes revenge by replacing all the mattresses with trampolines.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-15-2005, 11:17 AM:

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Posted by Edwin Schwing (Member # 1270) on 09-15-2005, 11:27 AM:

MMMM BEEEER

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 09-15-2005, 11:40 AM:

Moonshining gone mad

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 09-15-2005, 12:04 PM:

A "filmless" platter system.

Posted by Robert Stawiarski (Member # 1842) on 09-15-2005, 12:18 PM:

Walter! Get back upstairs and stop showing everyone that stupid beer can! (said in a voice similar to George's Mother on Seinfeld)

Posted by Rick Long Jr (Member # 541) on 09-15-2005, 12:41 PM:

Walter was delighted to hear that he won the "lifetime supply of beer" contest...until his prize arrived.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-15-2005, 01:14 PM:

"What's your problem? I only brought ONE can of soda!"

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 09-15-2005, 05:24 PM:

"Would you like to upgrade to a large for just a quarter more?"

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 09-15-2005, 05:31 PM:

Doc was the only dwarf making preparations for Snow White's FRAT party!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-15-2005, 05:35 PM:

"I guess I'll have just one more..."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-15-2005, 06:41 PM:

and to think...he only drinks Martini's [thumbsup]

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 09-15-2005, 07:06 PM:

The doctor said I can only have one drink a day, here it is.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-16-2005, 09:37 PM:

I'd better get more than 5¢ when I recycle this.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-17-2005, 01:06 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2005, 01:11 AM:

"The appropriate toilet seat for the women who bitch about us guys leaving the seat up"

(With apologies in advance to Madamn Moderator.) [Razz]

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-17-2005, 01:28 AM:

Latest botox injection method for buttocks enhancement.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-17-2005, 04:01 AM:

come on, have a seat...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-17-2005, 08:03 AM:

Our lastest model seen here, has no flush lever as it drains to the floor below.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 09-17-2005, 01:22 PM:

If the seat don't hurt, that brush sure frikkin will! [Eek!]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-17-2005, 05:45 PM:

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells? ... I can see how that could be confusing.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-17-2005, 11:18 PM:

Although it takes most of his afternoon to put it on right, the blowfish wins the Halloween costume party contest EVERY YEAR with this one!

[ 09-18-2005, 05:39 AM: Message edited by: Brian Michael Weidemann ]

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 09-18-2005, 03:00 PM:

Ernie was so crap at photography he didn't realise the shadow of his enormous dick in the shot! [thumbsup]

Posted by Carey Barber (Member # 1586) on 09-18-2005, 03:31 PM:

Ass-u-puncture

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-19-2005, 12:05 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-19-2005, 12:11 AM:

"I told you I HATE karaoke!"

or

"In the time it took you to tell her she had fat legs, you could have saved a bundle on car insurance..."

Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 09-19-2005, 01:10 AM:

"I should of never asked if she was a man!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-19-2005, 07:34 AM:

"Tell me the name and address of that girl you were cheating on me with! NOW!"

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 09-19-2005, 10:15 AM:

Ahhhh - This is not what I meant by 'pull my head' [sex]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-19-2005, 10:47 AM:

She Said:Give me back my pants, you thief!

He Said: Arrrrruuugh!

She could be having her>.< *See carpet burn theory. by Steve Scott below.

[ 09-20-2005, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Jason Miller (Member # 2341) on 09-19-2005, 09:01 PM:

Remember when Mortal Kombat was just a game?

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 09-20-2005, 12:16 PM:

Note the carpet burn on his knees [Smile]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-23-2005, 04:12 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-23-2005, 05:17 AM:

These days, being a garbage compactor operator in Kuwait gets you more fulfilling compensation, especially after you adjust for inflation.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-23-2005, 09:25 AM:

Somebody Stole My Gal...Somebody stole my gal....Somebody came and took her away........................ [uhoh]

They didn't even..
say she was leavin.....
The kisses I loved so
He's getting now I know
and Gee - I know that she
Would come to me
If she could see
Her broken hearted lonesome pal
Somebody stole my gal [Eek!]

[ 09-23-2005, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 09-23-2005, 10:01 AM:

[edited because i don't want this comment showing up in a google search for my name, which could jeopardize any public office positions that I might eventually hold, should I ever sink to that level]

[ 10-02-2005, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: Adam Wilbert ]

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 09-23-2005, 02:46 PM:

Where the term "white trash" originated from...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-25-2005, 02:41 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-25-2005, 03:30 AM:

When Halle Berry's Catwoman flopped, they pulled the funding on this previously greenlighted, unnamed project, which was to be the next summer's big release.

(On a side note: Brad, I couldn't stop laughing for 20 seconds at this picture. There have been come whoppers in this thread, but this one clearly is the winner so far! [Winner of what? Who knows!])

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 09-25-2005, 05:02 AM:

It's retail memorabilia man!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 09-25-2005, 07:37 AM:

Spider Man meets Winnie the Pooh.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-25-2005, 10:41 AM:

Tigger meets and greets the invisible woman's

[ 09-25-2005, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 09-25-2005, 11:12 AM:

Tits! They're Grrrrrreat!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-25-2005, 08:40 PM:

Spiders and tigers and weirdos -- oh my!

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 09-25-2005, 09:26 PM:

The "40-Year-Old Virgin" DVD release will include an unrated version with scenes too hot for the cinema.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-26-2005, 04:52 AM:

SPYkids: potwear & quarters

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 09-27-2005, 11:48 AM:

Auditions have begun for the next frighteningly realistic Robert Rodriguez 3D superhero kiddy pic

Posted by Carey Barber (Member # 1586) on 09-29-2005, 10:02 AM:

Hey! I've been trying to get my forum member picture next to my name for months and now you go and just put it right here in a thread.

I gotta say though, I do look pretty good in Spiderman undies.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-01-2005, 04:41 PM:

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Posted by Ron Yost (Member # 1850) on 10-01-2005, 11:12 PM:

Marty Poppins

[Big Grin]

Ron Yost

Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-01-2005, 11:48 PM:

'You dumbass! It's BURNING Man, not LEVITATING Man!'

Posted by Bob Healey (Member # 1003) on 10-02-2005, 10:05 AM:

High on life

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-02-2005, 01:25 PM:

A Mary Poppins/drag queen wannabe demonstrates the incredible digestive byproduct from eating beans, broccoli and raw onions the night before.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 10-02-2005, 01:29 PM:

New, improved P.F. Flyers.

You'll run faster and jump higher than ever!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-03-2005, 04:45 AM:

The new dimension of parachuting.

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-03-2005, 11:17 AM:

Hey man, do I look like a total queen in this?

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-03-2005, 01:21 PM:

Moon boots ... better than before

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 10-04-2005, 03:56 AM:

"Light in the snowboots."

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 10-04-2005, 09:52 PM:

His name is Puff. He is a god. And he flies in from the drylands, east of the plains, to collect his sacrificial offerings of raw pork cutlets and Gatorade at high noon every 6th Wednesday. Don't make him mad. You don't want to incur his wrath.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-04-2005, 10:02 PM:

"A still photo from the film 'Jeepers Creepers III: Am I gay or just farted?'"

"Poof, the Magic Drag On"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-07-2005, 10:04 AM:

And he was singing, Come Fly With Me, let's fly, lets fly away. [uhoh]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 10-07-2005, 05:35 PM:

To counter Sony PSP, Nintendo rolled out a new video game character for adults, but still loaded with lots of fruit and whimsy.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-07-2005, 06:01 PM:

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Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-07-2005, 06:21 PM:

Black and white cat..."Did I just hear a squeak?".
Grey cat.."Don't even think about it!".

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-07-2005, 06:25 PM:

I smell pussey!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-08-2005, 05:50 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-08-2005, 05:53 PM:

The emperor's second hand clothes.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-09-2005, 04:10 AM:

Trans-Parents.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-10-2005, 09:25 AM:

A scene from "Swinging in the Rain".

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-10-2005, 04:35 PM:

Can you see me now?

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 10-10-2005, 05:13 PM:

Ok, the next fad will be clear underwear!

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 10-10-2005, 05:16 PM:

MOONIES

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 10-10-2005, 08:26 PM:

Black socks, clearly these are funeral outfits.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 10-10-2005, 10:26 PM:

"Honey? Are we wearing each other's boots?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-11-2005, 01:18 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-11-2005, 01:27 PM:

A new definition for "Dinner for two"?

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 10-11-2005, 03:09 PM:

A "stock" table.

Posted by Chris Mosel (Member # 1451) on 10-11-2005, 03:17 PM:

Guess a little head under the table is out.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 10-11-2005, 04:40 PM:

Anti-binge/purge portion control training device.

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 10-11-2005, 04:45 PM:

Dinner theater by Cirque du Soleil

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 10-11-2005, 06:27 PM:

Honey, I love you... But you work better as a fifth table leg than as a housewife......

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 10-11-2005, 07:45 PM:

He took her up on her claims that she could drink anyone under the table.

(By the way, Brad, I'd be really interested in seeing some sort of credits page with all the sources across the internet you've found these. In some circumstances, I really wouldn't want to know ... but just curious. [Smile]

)

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 10-11-2005, 08:32 PM:

Ok i'll feed you, but when you need to use the bathroom you're on your own.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-12-2005, 06:49 AM:

I was just trying to get a head of my wife.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 10-12-2005, 09:37 PM:

Shields and Yarnell are attempting to update their act to keep up with competition from Blue Man Group.

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-17-2005, 11:51 AM:

The only way she'll eat his cooking I suppose.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-26-2005, 10:39 PM:

Hey Grand-Poopie-BAH! WTF is going on? This game is almost as much fun as the 3-word game that you've banned.

BUTT! The "custodian" of this one...Ummm that be YOU, has sloughed off his responsibilities!

Get off your lazy ass and keep this going or else I will be forced to start ANOTHER 3-word game!

Yours in Christ,

>>> Phil

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-27-2005, 08:04 AM:

I know I enjoyed the 3 word game...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-27-2005, 12:48 PM:

You silly Coot. Bitch, bitch, bitch! [Razz]

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Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 10-27-2005, 12:59 PM:

Member of the control group in an ongoing shrinkage study.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-27-2005, 01:15 PM:

What's up!? I am just taking a bath ^^.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2005, 05:30 PM:

"Just thought I'd drop in for a cold one..."

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 10-27-2005, 06:14 PM:

"I told her, I'll only drink my beer sitting in something perfectly square!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 10-27-2005, 07:06 PM:

Steven's friends all knew he was a filthy pig. When they had a hot tub party, they told Steven to go use the pond.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2005, 08:23 PM:

Dieter , I can see your thingey reflecting under the water. [Eek!]

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 10-27-2005, 08:27 PM:

What an ice-hole!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-28-2005, 01:16 AM:

global warming my ass!

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 10-28-2005, 05:44 AM:

Come on in. The waters
just fine.

Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 10-28-2005, 10:23 AM:

Hey, who burn't down the house?

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-28-2005, 11:21 AM:

This way, Jim-Bob can keep the beer cold all the way down.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-28-2005, 02:06 PM:

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Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 10-28-2005, 02:15 PM:

"HOW SMALL IS MY PENIS NOW!!!"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 10-28-2005, 04:00 PM:

A Tonka toy for rich kids.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2005, 04:25 PM:

Tell Kurt they built this truck, just to hold mine.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-28-2005, 04:32 PM:

"Of course it's low mileage. Ms. Sparwood only drove it to the bank once a week."

Posted by Daryl C. W. O'Shea (Member # 1303) on 10-28-2005, 04:56 PM:

Tell Kurt, "Small I hope, she's female after all".

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-29-2005, 06:15 AM:

"The smallest car we have..."

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 10-29-2005, 05:28 PM:

Women truckers. Bet she can't back it up, either!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 10-29-2005, 06:14 PM:

Introducing the Hummer H4 "Titan."

Posted by Joseph Pandolfi (Member # 223) on 10-29-2005, 07:45 PM:

0-60 in........... do this do 60MPH?

Estimated 0.03 MPG Highway. Do even think of city mileage.

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 10-30-2005, 01:48 AM:

My Husband, the Truck! - the soon-to-be emmy winning series

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-30-2005, 02:34 AM:

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Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 10-30-2005, 06:34 AM:

Welcome to the Horny
Beach Party

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 10-30-2005, 09:01 AM:

The Polar Bear Club teams up with The Plastic Polar Bear Club

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 10-30-2005, 10:55 AM:

Dolls learn swimming

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 10-30-2005, 12:34 PM:

Publicity still from John Waters' new film "How To Stuff A Wild Bikini Clad Love Doll."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-30-2005, 02:27 PM:

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Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-30-2005, 03:09 PM:

March of the snowmens.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 10-30-2005, 03:31 PM:

"CALVIN!!!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2005, 05:03 PM:

Million Snowman March

[ 10-30-2005, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Phil Hill ]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-30-2005, 07:11 PM:

pssst! We're all made out of balls.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-30-2005, 07:24 PM:

Looks like a "Dickhead" to me.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 10-30-2005, 07:27 PM:

Invasion of the Body Snatchers: The Xmas Special.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 10-30-2005, 08:46 PM:

We've been waiting for the Pope to show up for three days now!

Posted by Daniel Weber (Member # 2866) on 10-30-2005, 09:04 PM:

The first general meeting of the snow-persons local union number one. On the days agenda,, rights to having dogs properly leashed,,,

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-02-2005, 02:43 AM:

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Posted by Gunnar Johansson (Member # 1661) on 11-02-2005, 03:17 AM:

Who wants silver or bronze? I´m going for the gold...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-02-2005, 05:15 AM:

The new Olympic Prizes

or...

New Olympic discipline: nude standing

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 11-02-2005, 06:35 AM:

Blue Man Group applicant rejects ... they still can't figure out why they weren't allowed to audition.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 11-02-2005, 09:50 AM:

If you think the current Burger King TV ads are creepy...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2005, 10:34 AM:

From a Jack to a King....with all regrets I touched my thing last night...

This is a picture of three operator's who are trying to become projectionist's for Local 7468

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 11-02-2005, 06:09 PM:

No effort was made to touch the painted, thonged men as they meandered through the town... Soon, the world was theirs...

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-02-2005, 06:23 PM:

Does your TV set look like this? Then you need a service call from Joe Kane!

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 11-02-2005, 07:15 PM:

The only thing I noticed is how SHORT these guys are. Louis

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-02-2005, 10:18 PM:

An incentive for the next episode of "The Biggest Loser": as punishment the winner gets gang raped by Gold, Silver and Bronze.

Posted by Daniel Weber (Member # 2866) on 11-05-2005, 08:10 PM:

Three cans of bargain paint, $14.99. Bar tab $147.50, the resulting triple dog dare,, priceless.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-05-2005, 11:38 PM:

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Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 11-06-2005, 02:10 AM:

"Hey, I'm a Nigerian who loves to scam the money from you"

[ 11-06-2005, 03:19 AM: Message edited by: Monte L Fullmer ]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-06-2005, 01:46 PM:

Hello Ba,

It's me nana,

Are you there?

Or................Can you ear me now?

[ 11-08-2005, 10:35 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-06-2005, 02:05 PM:

The new spokesman for Verizon. "Can you hear my bananas now?"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-07-2005, 06:24 PM:

"Ah, go stick it in your ears!"

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 11-07-2005, 07:15 PM:

Curious George screen test #282, Danny Glover

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-09-2005, 02:49 AM:

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Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 11-09-2005, 04:09 AM:

"Stuart Little doesnt taste very good"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-09-2005, 05:04 AM:

CatMan on the run

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 11-09-2005, 08:16 AM:

"You'd be pissed too if your idiot owner shaved your hair off to claim you were a very rare breed of giant wingless bat!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2005, 07:43 PM:

Poor "Kitty". Brad and his shaving fetish!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-09-2005, 10:05 PM:

and Tweety said: I thot I taw a putty cat!

or

That's my Paw

[ 11-11-2005, 12:09 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-09-2005, 10:50 PM:

Rodney was fired from his job as marketing director for the Carolina Panthers football team when he tried to introduce his idea for the team's new mascot.

Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 11-10-2005, 03:39 PM:

let me at him, get out of my way and let me at that @#$!&^%

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 11-11-2005, 10:42 AM:

Hey it's Tim Burton's Cat

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-12-2005, 11:31 PM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 11-13-2005, 12:43 AM:

... and, technically, they saved a lot of money on the suspension work.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-13-2005, 03:11 AM:

Kentucky's new form of mass transit.

Make that mass ass transit.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-13-2005, 12:13 PM:

Introducing the new 2006 Ford Playground! Now you can keep the kids busy in the back seat on those long drives.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 11-13-2005, 12:35 PM:

Sure beats the heck out of tailgate surfing!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2005, 12:50 PM:

Hey!! Brad, We can see your house from here.

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 11-13-2005, 01:35 PM:

Confuse-a-cat services, North Carolina

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 11-13-2005, 01:46 PM:

wheeee

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 11-13-2005, 06:48 PM:

Pimp my ride has gone too far

Posted by Carey Barber (Member # 1586) on 11-13-2005, 06:59 PM:

My wife and I are swingers.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-13-2005, 08:08 PM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-13-2005, 08:13 PM:

"I see the coconut; pass me the chainsaw"

or

"99 natives on the tree and all... ... 5 natives on the tree is all. If one of them should happen to fall, 4 more natives is all."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2005, 09:04 PM:

Are you sure that's a tree limb, and not some giant member.

What is that you say.

There must be a reason she is dancing so happy....Oh! you Phil, aaaah, aaah, aaah!!!

Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 11-13-2005, 09:36 PM:

Does anyone else hear that cracking sound?

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-13-2005, 10:22 PM:

The crocodiles were about to begin their noon feeding.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 11-13-2005, 10:37 PM:

The new and improved Disneyland Jungle Cruise ride--now with coconut bombing!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 11-13-2005, 11:56 PM:

schwing

Posted by Edwin Schwing (Member # 1270) on 11-15-2005, 12:35 AM:

who?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-15-2005, 02:15 AM:

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Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 11-15-2005, 02:55 AM:

This was easier than throwing the whole cow on.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-15-2005, 03:19 AM:

That is what they call a "BBQ"

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-15-2005, 05:41 AM:

I wonder what those pitchforks were used for just before the BBQ?

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-15-2005, 04:02 PM:

John: They were used to kill the Hot Dogs and whatever those white things are.

Maybe they are Texas Banana's? [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Kenneth Wuepper (Member # 1174) on 11-15-2005, 04:06 PM:

At Last! A visual definition of the term "Pitch In!'
KEN

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 11-15-2005, 05:06 PM:

DAMN! Now theres no room for the marshmallows!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-15-2005, 06:48 PM:

When the angry settlers killed the evil witch with their pitchforks, they found she was made of tasty nitrates! After the feast they became possessed. Yay!

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 11-15-2005, 08:35 PM:

Hey Folks, come gather
round for the weenie roast.

Posted by Travis Hubrig (Member # 1745) on 11-16-2005, 01:39 PM:

The shovel just didn't seem to work as well

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-16-2005, 06:19 PM:

At Uncle Scratch Meats, we cook the HELL out of our sausages!

Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 11-16-2005, 07:36 PM:

An equal opportunity Barbeque.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-17-2005, 06:20 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-17-2005, 06:43 AM:

Can you guess what kind of beer I am drinking? [beer]

Or is it P _ _ _ !

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-17-2005, 08:26 AM:

Fiesta del Stickmen

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-17-2005, 12:47 PM:

Dr. Jeckle and Mr.?/Ms.? Hyde, only 14 minutes after the midnight sip of Jeckle's new sex-change potion. Not all the changes have occurred yet.

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 11-17-2005, 12:49 PM:

Were all taking bets that one beer knocks him on his ass

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-17-2005, 04:38 PM:

"A toast to my fans"

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 11-18-2005, 05:29 PM:

MMMMMmmmmm!
Taste the difference drunken goldfish make!
Beats the hail outta Bass Ale!

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 11-19-2005, 01:47 PM:

Dear girlfriend, having an excellent freshman year, still havent extracted the lamp...

ps. Canola Oil rocks!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 11-19-2005, 02:30 PM:

Poster child for birth control.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-19-2005, 03:13 PM:

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Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 11-19-2005, 03:53 PM:

Don't tell them it's Pabst

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2005, 04:48 PM:

I tell you there are 142 barrals of beer here and not one dry Martini!!!

What the heck is the younger generation thinking of??

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2005, 04:50 PM:

Error

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 11-19-2005, 05:03 PM:

1,524,269 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,269 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,268 kegs full of beer on the wall!

1,524,268 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,268 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,267 kegs full of beer on the wall!

1,524,267 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,267 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,266 kegs full of beer on the wall!

1,524,266 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,266 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,265 kegs full of beer on the wall!

1,524,265 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,265 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,264 kegs full of beer on the wall!

1,524,264 kegs full of beer on the wall! 1,524,264 kegs full of beer!
Take one down and pass it around. 1,524,263 kegs full of beer on the wall!

Etc., etc.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-19-2005, 05:48 PM:

When the air conditioning system broke the workers' only alternative was to huddle near the still cold kegs.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-19-2005, 08:56 PM:

In preparation for a Toga Party, Delta members are seen preparing to bend over and crack a smile for the camera.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-20-2005, 11:45 AM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-20-2005, 03:33 PM:

"Why should fish be the only ones to enjoy the lake in their birthday suits?"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-20-2005, 05:15 PM:

Just sit right down and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a bunch of shits
Who went out for an orgy cruise
Aboard this tiny ship

The humping started getting fierce
The tiny ship was tossed
And just as they all reached orgasm
The Minnow wound up lost

It's the all new, all nude "Gilligan's Island."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-20-2005, 08:52 PM:

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Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 11-20-2005, 09:03 PM:

Prototype Teletubbies. Design was later rejected.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 11-20-2005, 10:51 PM:

"You're a DICK!"
"No! YOU'RE a dick!"...

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 11-21-2005, 12:20 AM:

my dogs are killing me!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-21-2005, 12:21 AM:

The Kentucky Tea Bag Derby

or

The new version of "sack race."

or

"Gentlemen, start your erections!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-21-2005, 03:15 AM:

Dick race

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-21-2005, 03:34 AM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-21-2005, 08:54 AM:

If Elvis lives, he sure looks dead and bloated.

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-21-2005, 09:14 AM:

Man, I've gotta start eating salads.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 11-21-2005, 04:37 PM:

My new 'Vegas gig.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-21-2005, 07:43 PM:

Paul, Is it true you have left your wife, for the Elvis want - a - be.

You sure are one courageous fellow.

Hats Off! to Paul. [Wink]

Posted by Rick Long Jr (Member # 541) on 11-21-2005, 09:56 PM:

Quite the cameltoe on Elvis there.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-22-2005, 07:14 AM:

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-22-2005, 09:43 AM:

Having no frozen flagpoles to lick in the tropics, someone thought it would be funny to lick the hot ash off the firewalker's deformed feet.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-22-2005, 02:48 PM:

Ahhhh said Phil, a hot meal at last!

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 11-22-2005, 03:22 PM:

When they ran out of mushrooms, the hippies began searching for other sources of fungi.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 11-23-2005, 01:17 AM:

wildboys

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-23-2005, 05:45 AM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 11-23-2005, 09:19 AM:

Beer: helping people experiment with their sexuality for over 150 years!

Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 11-23-2005, 10:17 AM:

"Didn't mom ever tell you, If you make funny faces your face is going to stay that way PHIL!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-23-2005, 11:06 AM:

"Uuuhhhhh...."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-24-2005, 01:41 AM:

"I cannot watch ANOTHER Gay Christian Music Video!"

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 11-24-2005, 02:20 AM:

"Hey dude lets pose for king kong"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-24-2005, 02:40 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-24-2005, 02:43 AM:

"Lettuce Pray"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 11-24-2005, 03:05 AM:

Doggy walk ... without the doggy.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 11-24-2005, 08:30 AM:

"Being a vegetarian is a real drag..."

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 11-24-2005, 09:20 AM:

Phil beat me to teh punch..

"Lettuce wait"

Posted by Carey Barber (Member # 1586) on 11-24-2005, 03:35 PM:

Although our dog survived getting run over, I am afraid that he has suffered permament brain damage and will be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-25-2005, 09:43 PM:

Hey, check that guy out. He's got a ponytail and a phony tail!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-25-2005, 11:49 PM:

His idea of a pet is one that likes Romaine around.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-26-2005, 05:56 AM:

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 11-26-2005, 06:31 AM:

It's a plant!

Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 11-26-2005, 07:56 AM:

After peeping through peoples windows for years, Tom decides to take another approach.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 11-26-2005, 06:24 PM:

Tim Burton tries to direct his nephew's prom picture. You're supposed to be behind the camera, Tim.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-02-2005, 05:00 AM:

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-02-2005, 02:59 PM:

The newly married theatre owners asked their friends to help deliver the new screen to their theatre.

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 12-02-2005, 10:09 PM:

Hey wheres my yellow cap????

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-03-2005, 07:43 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-03-2005, 08:17 AM:

"Now my ass will be clean, uh!"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-03-2005, 01:07 PM:

Sorry, little Junjo. Just because cartoon characters can be propelled into the air on a stream of water, that doesn't mean that you can do the same.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-03-2005, 06:09 PM:

Our next stop is to sit on Santa's knee for a Christmas photo.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-04-2005, 06:58 AM:

I'm shocked Phil didn't chime in on that last one.

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2005, 07:16 AM:

The world's first pregnant man. He is one ugly dude.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-04-2005, 11:52 AM:

Who, or what, would boff that??? [Eek!]

It looks like one of Conan O'Brian's What if they mated? gags.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-04-2005, 06:06 PM:

"Hey honey, do you think this outfit makes me look fat?"

(Brad, I missed the comment on that last pic cuz I thought the kid was waiting for "Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith" and was sitting on a Light Saber.)

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-04-2005, 06:19 PM:

Poor old John Landis has seen better days...

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 12-04-2005, 07:17 PM:

Some people will do anything to get a start in Hollywood.
They even come straight from clown college.

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 12-05-2005, 03:31 AM:

"Richard Greco's latest new job..."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-05-2005, 08:37 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-05-2005, 10:32 AM:

Super-Wimp

Posted by Erick Akers (Member # 875) on 12-05-2005, 11:56 AM:

"Who dares tell me I'm not Super Man!"

Shit,a very muscular downs syndrome Super Man!

I wouldn't want to piss him off, Period!

Posted by James R. Hammonds, Jr (Member # 673) on 12-05-2005, 12:22 PM:

TIMMEEHHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2005, 12:54 PM:

Hey! Where did you get my picture. I usually get a royalty when it's posted.

Damn I'm cute...don't you think?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-05-2005, 04:25 PM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2005, 04:43 PM:

Darn if this isn't the best condom I have ever used.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-05-2005, 05:03 PM:

Aah! Warm in winter..The original Peter Heater

[ 12-06-2005, 05:34 AM: Message edited by: Rick Hunter ]

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-05-2005, 05:30 PM:

Taken just before he hurt himself, trying to make a ewe turn.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-05-2005, 05:58 PM:

"A family photo of my mom and daaaaad"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-05-2005, 08:21 PM:

I love ewe.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-06-2005, 01:08 PM:

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-06-2005, 03:11 PM:

"The Exorcist Part XIII" -- Do-it-yourself casting out of demons due to a priest shortage.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-06-2005, 04:20 PM:

Three people I never want to meet. [Eek!]

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 12-06-2005, 09:29 PM:

American Idol judges help America's smartest audience pick the next big pop idol!!!

Posted by Ron Yost (Member # 1850) on 12-06-2005, 10:07 PM:

"I gotta' pee reeeeaaaallll bad!!"

Ron Yost

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-07-2005, 08:34 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2005, 09:24 AM:

Brad reaches in his pocket, to pay for Joe's girlfriends bread, while her bodyguard looks on.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 12-07-2005, 11:13 AM:

Ever wonder what happened to Kelly Osbourne?

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-07-2005, 07:46 PM:

Apparently "Oma's House-Made Flour Foods" gave her a bad bout of gas...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-07-2005, 10:36 PM:

Don King's white love child eats lunch.

Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 12-07-2005, 11:46 PM:

Oma, Uprah. Uprah, Oma.

or

Mr. & Mrs. Creosote on Holiday.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-08-2005, 12:58 AM:

"Hey, lady?! Are you gonna' eat all of that?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-08-2005, 03:51 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2005, 10:26 AM:

Veer, V V eer, I just swallowed a Vaseball Vat!! Hurray pleaaaarh, Ut oh. [puke]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-08-2005, 11:09 AM:

Beetlejuice!! Beetlejuice!! Beetlejuice!!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-09-2005, 01:16 PM:

Wow, he needs to visit a dentist.

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 12-09-2005, 03:03 PM:

quote: Jeremy Jorgenson
Wow, he needs to visit a dentist.

Wisdom from a true believer in dental hygiene!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-10-2005, 01:28 AM:

Gulbrandsen reacts to someone using Lubriplate and WD-40 on one of his rebuilds.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 12-10-2005, 07:59 AM:

"What do you mean I AM BALD?"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-11-2005, 12:40 PM:

Pictured is Fred Moogleheimer, the Universal executive who ordered prints of "King Kong" to be sent in two shipments.

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 12-12-2005, 07:43 PM:

Another cinema owner that hasnt yet recieved all spools of king kong.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-12-2005, 07:45 PM:

Although rare, neck sprains can occur when one becomes violently disgusted by one's own farts.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-13-2005, 12:52 AM:

quote: John Pytlak
a true believer in dental hygiene!

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 12-13-2005, 04:36 PM:

If you think my head is weird, just wait till you see my dick!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2005, 08:41 PM:

Tommie, please email me a pic...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2005, 06:36 AM:

Phil, It's to big to photograph. As a matter of fact: Tommie has never left his house.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-16-2005, 03:55 AM:

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Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 12-16-2005, 04:04 AM:

..Elmer Fudd would be jealous.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-16-2005, 04:19 AM:

Small weapon for small things [eyes]

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2005, 06:35 AM:

"Superman's hearing has been compromised!"

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-16-2005, 11:05 AM:

Famous last words: "Watch. This thing has almost no kick."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-16-2005, 12:36 PM:

"one...two...three...four...five...six...seven victims. Heh. Ozwald was a fag."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-16-2005, 04:21 PM:

Death ray?!... My ass!! Why, this thing hardly even slows them up!

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 12-16-2005, 04:41 PM:

Securing the food court

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-16-2005, 08:33 PM:

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Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 12-16-2005, 08:52 PM:

Meet Leon, Mel Gibson's stand-in for "Braveheart".

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-16-2005, 09:20 PM:

If Phil Hill and Ian Price had a baby.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2005, 09:34 PM:

Hmmmm...dunno Grand-Poopie-BAH, I think it looks more like the love-child of Mark Gulbrandsen and Richard Greco.

Just can't figure out who was on the bottom... [Wink]

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-16-2005, 09:41 PM:

Hey, pal, Sailor Moon sucks!

That's the last thing I remember saying before being coldcocked.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-16-2005, 11:20 PM:

"Let me show you to your table sir, you WILL like it"

[ 12-17-2005, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: Rick Hunter ]

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-17-2005, 01:34 PM:

The infamous Sailor Bubba.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-18-2005, 12:33 PM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-18-2005, 01:21 PM:

Alright, some of the feet are accounted for --but seriously, who ever is doing it, would you get your toe out of my ass?

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-18-2005, 04:38 PM:

I must say that I have been to better orgies.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2005, 04:52 PM:

Maryanne and the skipper too, here on ..................... [Wink]

Gosh! That guy at the front could be a double for Bill Gabel! [Smile]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-18-2005, 11:28 PM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-18-2005, 11:38 PM:

Liberace and George traveling to their next gig...

Posted by Wolff King Morrow (Member # 2226) on 12-19-2005, 03:12 AM:

"Microsoft's answer to the iPod."

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-19-2005, 05:23 AM:

See, I don't have a radio in my bike... so...?

Posted by Kenneth Wuepper (Member # 1174) on 12-19-2005, 05:40 AM:

Live music RULES!

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 12-19-2005, 09:05 PM:

If they don't get a tune-up soon, they may end up flat.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-19-2005, 09:24 PM:

Good One Brian!!! [Big Grin]

Edit - and Richard wins the award for worst caption thus far!

[ 12-20-2005, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: Brad Miller ]

Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 12-19-2005, 10:48 PM:

Live chase music

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-22-2005, 07:05 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2005, 07:18 AM:

The Colorado Rockies Excutive Board in deep thought. [Wink]

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-22-2005, 07:34 AM:

Phil to his team: "You're tutu much!"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-22-2005, 07:07 PM:

Herbert, the guy on the left, really wishes that the other three had remembered to wear their bras today.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-22-2005, 08:33 PM:

Tchaikovsky's muses.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-23-2005, 12:10 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 12-23-2005, 05:03 AM:

Well, when you win the lottery, you have to be sensible not to over-stretch your indulges.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-23-2005, 06:34 AM:

"Heck, you see those strech-limo's at every corner... So why should I not have one??"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-23-2005, 06:50 AM:

"Well Jimmy Bob, thin's wus goann okey 'til da bak actsil lock'd."

(BTW Cory: Your above quote is hilarious!) [thumbsup]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-23-2005, 04:17 PM:

Jeez, who would park a limo right under a birdhouse?

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 12-23-2005, 08:10 PM:

"Hey Lurleene!, Did you make bigger the car port for Cousin Donald?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-23-2005, 08:54 PM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-23-2005, 08:59 PM:

"Hey Tom, is that your hand puppet standing at attention, or are you just glad to see me?"

OR

"Is it hhot in here or is it just me?"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-23-2005, 10:09 PM:

Cannibalism...the newest college fad!

Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 12-23-2005, 11:42 PM:

"You broke my will, but what a thrill ...Goodness gratious, my balls on fire."

Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-24-2005, 09:59 AM:

"Shane- Why are you laughing? Are you farting in the hot tub again"?

"Gives new meaning to the term HOT TUB."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-24-2005, 05:15 PM:

The water's getting warmer... HEY! Did you PEE in here!?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-27-2005, 02:58 AM:

(OK Grand-Poopie-BAH... the clock IS ticking and getting closer for me to start a new 3-Word Game thread.

Get off your dead ass and change the pic or I will be FORCED to take the appropriate action!)

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-27-2005, 12:14 PM:

nice towel

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-28-2005, 05:05 PM:

Alright ya Coot, this one's just for YOU!

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Posted by Mathew Molloy (Member # 666) on 12-28-2005, 07:43 PM:

Ron: "I don't know whether to break your other arm or kiss you."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-28-2005, 08:34 PM:

That's my knee you plick! [Smile]

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 12-28-2005, 08:40 PM:

The deleted scene from the new hairy potter film in which Hairy gives Ron a lesson in Wand polishing.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-28-2005, 09:44 PM:

Harry wants to take a look at Ron's crystal balls!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2005, 01:41 AM:

"Bone Appétit?"

"... You put your right hand in, and then you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey, ... that's what it's all about"

"At first I was afraid, I was petrified..."

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 12-29-2005, 07:51 AM:

Harry got the crap knocked out of him so bad. He thought he was sitting next Hermoine Granger.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 12-29-2005, 08:07 AM:

"I STILL don't see why you think I should try out for the Al Bundy role in the "Married with Children" movie."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-29-2005, 08:43 AM:

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Posted by Jason M Miller (Member # 2597) on 12-29-2005, 10:27 AM:

Ah Soccer the sport that brings two countries togeather.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-29-2005, 11:04 AM:

"Does my breath stink?"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-29-2005, 12:31 PM:

The new tradition of mutual sportsmanship in World Cup: checking for boogers.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2005, 04:23 PM:

Here comes da ball!

mr. Phil, Dey all aht my house in da neu yak titty.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2005, 04:38 PM:

"God darnit Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."

"Hey, where the white women at?"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-29-2005, 10:04 PM:

Damn! I always forget that soccer is called football in these damn foreign countries!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-30-2005, 03:32 PM:

Why'd they have to hang mistletoe above the field?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-30-2005, 05:15 PM:

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-30-2005, 06:58 PM:

'Stoney Movers'
By: I Smoke Daily

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-30-2005, 07:35 PM:

"Let's get SMALL?"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-30-2005, 08:54 PM:

...and the white knight's talking backwards...

Posted by Ron Yost (Member # 1850) on 12-30-2005, 09:41 PM:

From the new season of "Pippi Longstockings, Crack Ho"!

Coming in January to the WB!

Ron Yost [Big Grin]

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-30-2005, 09:52 PM:

Is that damn bear starting his "only you can prevent forest fires" crap again!

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 12-30-2005, 09:58 PM:

"We just watched Good Night and Good Luck."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-31-2005, 01:46 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 12-31-2005, 02:06 PM:

'The killer' is in the house. Please drop off your kids for a day care.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-31-2005, 02:26 PM:

"But grandma, what big teeth you have."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-31-2005, 05:49 PM:

On the set of Little Red Riding Hood: The Movie, "Hey! The character is supposed to be a redhead! A redhead, Goddammit! Not a blond! What idiot made that casting decision!? I'll be in my trailer until you buy a fucking clue!"

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 12-31-2005, 08:16 PM:

To get to the other side! Ha ha ha! That's funny, little girl. I never heard that one before.

From the children's TV show "Harry Hyena's House of Hilarity."

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-31-2005, 08:20 PM:

German Shepherd breath does not bother little Maggie in the least; in fact, she can't get enough of it.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-02-2006, 02:10 PM:

Seeing eye dog, my ass! You just wanted to cop a feel.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-02-2006, 05:08 PM:

Dog: Little girl can I bite your hand with my teeth?

Girl: No no my mommy says to say No.

Dog: May I lick your Leg ?

Girl: Well my mommy didn't say anything about that. Hey,Hey that's not my leg?

Dog: That's not my tounge! [Razz]

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-03-2006, 05:27 AM:

And I thought my breath was bad!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-03-2006, 08:49 PM:

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Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-03-2006, 11:12 PM:

These come from That?

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-04-2006, 06:20 AM:

No honey those dogs are not doing that. One has gone blind and the other one is showing him the way to the hospital.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-04-2006, 09:52 AM:

Mom! I thought you said Chipper was gay?

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 01-04-2006, 04:38 PM:

You perverts! They're only practicing wrestling moves!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-04-2006, 05:05 PM:

"...and Max didn't even have to get her drunk!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-05-2006, 01:31 AM:

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Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 01-05-2006, 02:56 AM:

"i didnt no there were going 2 be so many guys in that porno we made"

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 01-05-2006, 03:53 AM:

Hey Gang! The "Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man" exploded!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2006, 07:05 AM:

Extra Extra Read All About It

The world's first conjoined quints party hardy on their twenty-fifth birthday.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-05-2006, 09:20 AM:

Sweet!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-05-2006, 10:40 AM:

Foreplay.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-05-2006, 10:59 AM:

"Photo 257 from the Film-Tech gathering at ShoWest 2005 in Las Vegas."

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 01-05-2006, 12:28 PM:

We should be so lucky... [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-06-2006, 03:02 AM:

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Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 01-06-2006, 03:11 AM:

Ford unveils its new model at the Detroit Motor Show, following oil price rises and environmentalists' concerns about the impact of SUVs on global warming. Governor Schwarzenegger is said to be interested in buying one.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-06-2006, 04:33 AM:

Bikes on the bottom, outhouse on top ... who could ask for anything more?

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2006, 11:54 AM:

Won't you ride with me Luceile,
in my merry - "Oldsmobile"!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-06-2006, 02:03 PM:

"The wings are missing, that's why we can't fly!!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-06-2006, 02:11 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-06-2006, 02:18 PM:

Ho Ho Ho

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-06-2006, 02:26 PM:

"I wonder why it is so bright in here... and that 'belle-vue'... wonderful!"

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 01-06-2006, 02:49 PM:

A solution for the energy crisis. I've heard of heating with "Buffalo Chips", but this is a new one!

http://www.isu.edu/~trinmich/buffalo.html

quote:
During the great western migration, the entire Great Plains region was covered with buffalo chips--they were unavoidable. And yes, kids occasionally tossed them about in a frisbee-like manner. But the chips had a much more practical purpose for the emigrants--they were burned for fuel.

There was no firewood along much of the Trail, so the only alternative was dried buffalo dung. Even though the pioneers were hardy, they didn't much enjoy gathering up bushels of chips every night.

The chips burned surprisingly well, and produced an odor-free flame. Usually, each family had its own campfire, but sometimes everyone contributed their chips for one big bonfire.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2006, 03:06 PM:

"So you fired me and switched to cable, huh?"

Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 01-06-2006, 03:38 PM:

George decided to go for the ultimate "upper decker"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2006, 03:46 PM:

No wonder it stinks in the house. P...U !

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-07-2006, 10:51 AM:

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 01-07-2006, 10:54 AM:

"I've Got A Whale Of A Tale"

Kirk Douglas in Disney's 1954 film, 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2006, 11:02 AM:

Your invited to:

Frolic at the Fat Farm.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-07-2006, 12:23 PM:

I cannot breathe.... oxygen.... daarkness..!

Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 01-07-2006, 01:49 PM:

I bet thats a diet coke in the burger king cup

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-07-2006, 03:32 PM:

(Oops! Double post deleted by poster.)

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-07-2006, 03:32 PM:

"Hahahaha! Those DEA guys are really stupit! My suit hides 40 pounds of crack... and some drugs!"

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 01-07-2006, 03:37 PM:

Find a fold and [sex]

it!

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 01-07-2006, 04:56 PM:

Attending a water-optional hot tub party. Louis

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-08-2006, 01:24 AM:

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Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 01-08-2006, 01:57 AM:

"So Eve! Have you ever read about the serpent and the apple?" "Piss off, Adam."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2006, 09:34 AM:

Is it made of Chocolate?

Randy That's not what she told me?

Quote: Randy Stankey

I can hold a cup of hot coffee in each hand and still be able to carry a dozen donuts!

Don't tell Phil!

[ 01-09-2006, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-08-2006, 10:18 AM:

Does he wear pants on his feet?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-08-2006, 10:52 AM:

"Mine is bigger!"

{Animal House reference.}

Edit:

quote: Bob Maar

Randy That's not what she told me?

Bob,

I can hold a cup of hot coffee in each hand and still be able to carry a dozen donuts!

[ 01-08-2006, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Randy Stankey ]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-08-2006, 02:09 PM:

So that's what happens to all those odd socks I've lost.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-08-2006, 08:29 PM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-08-2006, 08:41 PM:

"I told him not to touch the Jacob's Ladder at the Science Encounter!"

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 01-08-2006, 08:46 PM:

Young Jimmy accidentally found a recent pic of Kathy Bates while googling for something else.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 01-08-2006, 08:46 PM:

Tina Turner reincarnated after "final" tour. Louis

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 01-09-2006, 09:51 AM:

I told Joel not to take a piss in that electrical outlet.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-09-2006, 10:33 AM:

Mister Danderlion.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2006, 10:38 AM:

and the kid said: Mom! I have a bald spot!

Randy and Phil: Look back at the previous page. [Smile]

[ 01-09-2006, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-09-2006, 12:10 PM:

When I was young
And had no sense,
I took a piss
On an electric fence.

It shocked my dick
And burned my balls.
Then I shit
My overalls!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2006, 01:25 PM:

"I just LUV my Flowbee".

OR

"They call me 'Rotor-Router Boy'. I crawl through sewer pipes to clean them."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-09-2006, 07:38 PM:

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Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-09-2006, 08:39 PM:

The thermometers going WHERE??

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 01-09-2006, 10:45 PM:

Yep.. Theres that face that only a mother could love.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2006, 02:57 PM:

I Ate WHAT!!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2006, 03:12 PM:

"Bacon. Bacon! BACON!!!!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-10-2006, 04:08 PM:

Are going to eat all of that?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-12-2006, 03:11 AM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-12-2006, 05:59 AM:

I have how many minutes?

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 01-12-2006, 07:21 AM:

If I drink all this, I wonder how many straight years I could stay awake.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-12-2006, 08:32 AM:

Almost ready to tweak out big time. Just gotta find the beer bong first.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-12-2006, 02:00 PM:

"My daily ration! Costs a few bucks per day... But who cares..."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-12-2006, 02:21 PM:

"So, ya think it's hollow?"

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 01-12-2006, 08:48 PM:

"I hope there is a toilet near bye"

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-12-2006, 10:09 PM:

Brad would trade it all for just one ZIMA!!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-15-2006, 06:22 AM:

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-15-2006, 09:15 AM:

"The caffeine jitters I'll get from all those Dews could set off a small earthquake!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-23-2006, 11:11 PM:

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Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-24-2006, 01:12 AM:

Aahh, 2006 - a good year for Metho...

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 01-24-2006, 05:33 AM:

ahhh gasoline for the long lasting fresh breath to see you through the whole month.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-24-2006, 07:02 AM:

Who peed in my bottle?

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-24-2006, 10:20 AM:

"Thirst! Water! ... HEY! I said WATEEER!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-24-2006, 10:54 AM:

"2 out of 3 professional drunks choose Listerine over the other brands!"

or

"Hey, they say urine is sterile. Let's find out. You drink my pee and if you don't get sick then the doctors are right!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-24-2006, 11:57 AM:

"Well... It beats drinking Budweiser!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-24-2006, 02:22 PM:

(To the tune of the "Mr. Clean" household cleaner TV commercial.)

"Listerine gets rid of dirt and grime and grease in just a minute, Listerine will clean your whole mouth and everything that's in it. Listerine. Listerine. Listerine."

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-24-2006, 02:28 PM:

"Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-25-2006, 03:56 AM:

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Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 01-25-2006, 04:27 AM:

Ummm..."Large Marge!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-25-2006, 06:28 AM:

I am...

A WILD AND CRAZY GAL!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-25-2006, 08:12 AM:

Some footballs under that shirt?

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-25-2006, 01:53 PM:

Headline in the Pittsburgh Gazette

The Pittsburgh Steelers just traded their second string quarterback (see above) to the Seattle Seabirds.

According to Hoyle.

Bobby,

The collective weight of the five friends is slightly more than Tina's weight. However, Joe wants me to lose as he wants to drink Tina's pee direct from the tap. [Wink]

Please feed him he is thirsty.

Bob

[ 01-25-2006, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 01-25-2006, 01:55 PM:

Scene from a girls gone wild tape you DONT want to see!

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 01-25-2006, 02:11 PM:

The Steelers biggest fan.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-25-2006, 07:05 PM:

Beer drinker's challenge #14: Which weighs more, Tina or the collective weight of her five friends? Guess wrong and you have to drink a bucket of Tina's pee!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-26-2006, 03:42 PM:

How to score at a college bar:

Look for the fat chick because all the other girls will hang around her so they don't look fat by comparison.

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 01-26-2006, 10:34 PM:

That's right! I've got two heads baby, so pick one to put a bag over and let's get busy! My friends will watch!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-27-2006, 04:21 AM:

Hey ladies!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-27-2006, 06:14 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-27-2006, 07:31 AM:

Oh! No! You forgot to wipe!

Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 01-27-2006, 09:36 AM:

"Man I need a weed whacker to trim this bush down!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-27-2006, 10:12 AM:

Dammit, get offa there! I have to pee!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-27-2006, 02:33 PM:

An OBVIOUS PhotoShop job!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-27-2006, 02:41 PM:

they say the camera makes you look bigger

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 01-28-2006, 06:05 PM:

The only unpleasant thing is the sand gets where you don't want it.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-29-2006, 10:15 AM:

"Wow what a great slide!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-29-2006, 03:09 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-29-2006, 03:22 PM:

Can you help me pick my nose?

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-29-2006, 06:07 PM:

The Bastard Love Child of Mr. Potato Head

Sorry. It was obvious.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 01-29-2006, 10:32 PM:

Latest al-Qaeda research to thwart face-recognition technology.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-30-2006, 03:09 AM:

"There IS missing something... But I can't see WHAT...."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-30-2006, 05:28 AM:

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-30-2006, 11:10 AM:

Umm... I thought this was going to be a meeting for Red Hat Ladies...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 01-30-2006, 11:17 AM:

Zebra party

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-30-2006, 11:19 AM:

Phil Hill impersonator convention?

j/k Phil!!

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 01-30-2006, 08:45 PM:

Auditions for the new Harry Potter film are well under way!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 01-30-2006, 09:21 PM:

What will all the Super Bowl referees be doing after the game?

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2006, 03:25 PM:

Convention of Twilight Zone Fans...do - do - do - do [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-31-2006, 08:01 PM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 01-31-2006, 08:21 PM:

Drift netting for sharks. Caught some servers instead.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-31-2006, 11:34 PM:

So that box on the bottom WAS made of cardboard...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-01-2006, 07:15 AM:

"Let's see... It should be that blue wire..."

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-01-2006, 09:28 AM:

A candid view of Bill Gates office.

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 02-01-2006, 10:21 AM:

What the last server room I farted in looked like afterwards

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-01-2006, 10:32 AM:

So THAT'S why Film-Tech was down the other day!!

Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 02-01-2006, 11:35 AM:

Ugh, I told the guys they need to keep the wiring closet clean and now they just threw the old printer and fax on the floor.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-01-2006, 01:02 PM:

NET-work.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-03-2006, 06:51 PM:

Does the red phone automatically connect to somebody important when the receiver is picked up?

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 02-04-2006, 05:44 AM:

Salvador Dali presents a metaphor: "Microsoft Windows Source Code".

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-04-2006, 05:49 AM:

(Since no one posted the obvious one, let me be the one to say ...) SYSTEM CRASH.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-04-2006, 12:24 PM:

Absolutely NO connection problems!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 02-04-2006, 12:54 PM:

New network room after my school outsourced the entire IT department.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-04-2006, 01:16 PM:

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Posted by Rick Long Jr (Member # 541) on 02-04-2006, 01:22 PM:

OOOOOOH! Wookie porn!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-04-2006, 01:32 PM:

Not enough money to buy a shaver.

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-04-2006, 02:58 PM:

She gives Afghan hounds a run for their money.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-04-2006, 04:25 PM:

A pet you love to Pet!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-04-2006, 08:27 PM:

Don't try to get her in the sack if you're ticklish!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 02-04-2006, 09:20 PM:

All of this hair I still can't grow a mustache!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 02-04-2006, 09:21 PM:

All of this hair and I still can't grow a mustache!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-06-2006, 05:05 AM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-06-2006, 06:26 AM:

camelspotting

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-06-2006, 08:22 AM:

Like the guy driving this pick-up, I gave up Camel's six years ago after a 54 year love affair. Yes, I started at 6. [Eek!]

I use to crawl a mile for a puff!

Was I adicted...you bet I was.

[ 02-06-2006, 07:28 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-06-2006, 02:28 PM:

I'd walk a mile for a Camel!

Posted by Chris Mosel (Member # 1451) on 02-06-2006, 02:54 PM:

Camel Tow

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-06-2006, 08:13 PM:

Can YOU say you've had a good hump in the back of a pickup?

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-06-2006, 11:57 PM:

Me? Walk across the desert? Do without water for two weeks in the process? Go fuck yourself, I'm hitching.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-07-2006, 03:39 PM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-07-2006, 03:59 PM:

Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetheart.

With all my Love,

Bob

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-07-2006, 06:17 PM:

"Ok, gotta run through the checklist...
One: TP the vehicle to full obscurity...
Two: Litter it with funky flyers...
Three: Put road cone on top...
Four: um, uhhh...geez I really need to take shit all of a sudden. Guess I'll take a few squares and go pinch a loaf!"

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 02-07-2006, 07:54 PM:

so this is where the delorian from "Back To The Future" series is hidden... All of that toilet paper must be the new fusion system.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-07-2006, 07:57 PM:

"I gotta 'GO' right NOW! I'll just take a little TP off of Brad's new car to remind me of him as I wipe!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-07-2006, 09:18 PM:

Here I sit, in misty vapor.
Someone used all the toilet paper!
I can not sit here.
I must not linger.

I guess I'll have to use my finger!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-08-2006, 01:23 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-08-2006, 03:50 AM:

Egg-cellent shot!

Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 02-08-2006, 09:44 AM:

you said scrambled sir?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-08-2006, 09:56 AM:

Mgr.: Booth!...

Proj.: Answering...

Mgr.: Go check theater 6... Somebody put the anamorphic attachement on the wrong way again!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-09-2006, 04:59 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2006, 08:43 AM:

Peak-a-boo Meow says: "I see you!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-09-2006, 11:10 AM:

A wet pussy.

OR

How they make "Cat Juice".

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-09-2006, 12:33 PM:

"I hate getting baths because --ARRGH-- I've got fingers in my ass!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-09-2006, 01:18 PM:

It is not a car wash - it is a CAT WASH!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-10-2006, 06:48 PM:

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Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 02-10-2006, 06:54 PM:

Grandma waves for the cameraman as the annual meeting of the "What - Me Worry?" Society is convened. Oddly, there are no members present from the previous year's meeting.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2006, 11:59 AM:

Be Careful the Rock is beginning to Crack!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-11-2006, 12:10 PM:

"Hey Everybody! Let's go for a swim! Last one in is a rotten egggaaagaaaagaaaaiiiiieeeeee!!!!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-11-2006, 01:07 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-11-2006, 01:34 PM:

"On second thought, I should have taken a shorter car."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-11-2006, 03:10 PM:

"Dammit, Rodney! You were supposed to install that 'pimp my limo' hydraulic lift kit back at the garage! Now we have to call those 'pimp my crane' assholes!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-11-2006, 04:47 PM:

Listen! Honey! I'm sorry I was late for the wedding but I had CAR TROUBLE!

I SWEAR!

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-11-2006, 07:06 PM:

The chauffeur makes a pivotal career move. [Wink]

Posted by Kenneth Wuepper (Member # 1174) on 02-11-2006, 09:21 PM:

"I knew we should have emptied the hot tub!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2006, 10:45 AM:

Listen Porky or is it Petunia, if you had sent your real photograph, I would never have gone out with you! Now get out and lean your enormous butt against the trunk and push like hell! [Eek!]

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 02-14-2006, 07:44 PM:

Drat!!!
I cant stand when the Chauffur
turns on this street!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-14-2006, 09:30 PM:

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Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 02-14-2006, 09:48 PM:

DON'T LET BLIGHT THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR CITY!
A public service message from Comcast.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-14-2006, 10:11 PM:

"Our apartments come SETI-ready!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-15-2006, 03:56 AM:

Dishwasher needed!

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 02-15-2006, 05:52 AM:

Welcome to Radar
town!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-15-2006, 05:58 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2006, 06:10 AM:

"Trog sings Willie Nelson's latest tune Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly (Fond of Each Other)".

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2006, 07:06 AM:

Sorry Phil, Trog is singing "Your Cheat'in Heart" by Hank Williams.........

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 02-15-2006, 08:22 AM:

FOX execs unanimously support what they feel is pure, marketing genius! It's primate-time programming.

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-15-2006, 09:13 AM:

Proof that "American Idol" is just the show for any monkey seeking his fifteen minutes of fame.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-15-2006, 09:16 AM:

"Peelings!... Nothing more than PEELINGS!... Trying to forget my..."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 02-15-2006, 10:49 AM:

On the vine again,
Just can't wait to get on the vine again,
Baby ate my bananas and threw shit at my friends,
Just can't wait to get on the vine again.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-15-2006, 01:07 PM:

Monkey for nothin'
Get your chimps for free!

OR

Heard it through the APE vine!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-15-2006, 08:29 PM:

Hello Bobby my old friend.
It's good to see you once again
How's your mother, how's your aunt?
How's your father's skin diving suit?
I've got something you should see
Back at my place; come with me
I've got some brand new furnishings
Plus 99 Dead Baboons

99 dead baboons
Sitting in my living room.
Not too functional it seems,
But quite a conversation piece.
This one's Jake; that one's Dinah;
There's big Ned in my recliner.
No it's not a lazy boy.
Can't you see it's a dead baboon?

How they got here I'm not sure;
Woke up one day, there they were.
Luckily i've got a lease
Allowing pets if they're deceased.
I'm just thankful they're not apes,
'Cuz apes would clash with the drapes.
No more napkins at my parties-
Wipe your hands on a dead baboon.

Dead baboons are lots of fun;
Playing water balloons I've always won.
You can keep your dead giraffes and swine-
I'll take dead baboons every time.
There's just one problem I have found:
It's finding Purina Dead Baboon Chow.
But what a happy snorkeling device...
With 99 dead baboons.

--Tim Cavanagh, sung to the tune of "99 Luftballons" by Nena

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-16-2006, 01:51 PM:

He is just the right candidate for "American Idol". At least someone can sing.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 02-18-2006, 04:15 AM:

Take my wife... please! But, seriously, folks...
Hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-18-2006, 05:57 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-18-2006, 06:00 AM:

"Ya wanna horse around?"

"How 'bout a roll in the hay?"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-18-2006, 07:20 AM:

Turn your head and take a look at Brad.

Why does he have his HAND in his POCKET? [Big Grin]

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 02-18-2006, 11:37 AM:

"The horses from Brokeback Mountain"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-19-2006, 12:25 PM:

Horse 1: psst ... I just dropped a "seabiscuit" ha ha ha...

Horse 2: Dude, that joke wasn't even funny the first time you told it.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-19-2006, 12:34 PM:

"Did you hear about that new STUD, three stalls down?!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 02-19-2006, 06:08 PM:

"It's goin' down, we're bustin' out at midnight. Spread the word!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-20-2006, 11:05 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-20-2006, 11:07 PM:

Low miles, only one owner ... free house and pickup with purchase.

Posted by William Hooper (Member # 71) on 02-21-2006, 02:17 AM:

OMG, somebody broke the window & stole the stereo!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-22-2006, 12:33 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 02-22-2006, 04:33 AM:

"Whatcha lookin' at!?"

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 02-22-2006, 05:32 AM:

The poster for the new Rick Moranis movie " Honey I Turned Myself Into A Giraffe".

Posted by Mike Williams (Member # 1140) on 02-22-2006, 08:15 AM:

That is what happens when you mate an elephant with a giraffe.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 02-23-2006, 03:29 AM:

After the "Hall of Presidents", but sure to visit "Genetics Land".

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-23-2006, 03:46 AM:

"Jeffery's been depressed and on an eating binge since they closed Toys 'R' Us"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-23-2006, 12:43 PM:

still from

Date Movie II: The Serengeti

Posted by Jim Henk (Member # 3628) on 02-27-2006, 01:43 AM:

Okay, GUESS! Which one is it under????

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-28-2006, 04:30 PM:

(Tick, tick, tick...)

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-28-2006, 08:22 PM:

What happens when a giraffe holds in its farts.

Posted by Betsie Beadling (Member # 591) on 02-28-2006, 08:37 PM:

The Girraffe that swallowed
Steroids pills!!! [Eek!]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-01-2006, 12:05 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-01-2006, 12:32 AM:

(Gosh, where have I seen that pic before...perhaps on page 60?)

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-01-2006, 12:40 AM:

"But I had my bath back on page 60!"

(Dammit, Phil, you beat me to it. You must have went backward through the pages. I went from page 1! Page 1, dammit! Yaarrhg!)

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-01-2006, 12:46 AM:

STILL trying to give that damn cat a bath?! JEEZ!!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-01-2006, 12:56 AM:

... ANOTHER cat-wash!?

Posted by Jim Henk (Member # 3628) on 03-01-2006, 02:10 AM:

Guys, I know this is Sea World, but honest, I only wanna be a ticket taker! REALLY!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-01-2006, 02:16 AM:

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Posted by Jim Henk (Member # 3628) on 03-01-2006, 02:24 AM:

Yes, we have a house for under $300,000. How large is your dog?

or

Well, after Mom passed away, Dad did say that he wanted to move into a smaller place...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-01-2006, 01:17 PM:

The House Of The Rising Film-Tech.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-01-2006, 01:32 PM:

One pill makes you bigger.
One pill makes you small.
But the ones that Mother gives you
Don't do anything at all.
Go ask Alice...
When she's ten feet tall!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-01-2006, 01:44 PM:

You want me to pee where, now?

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 03-01-2006, 01:45 PM:

Ummm..."White Rabbit",by JA...

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-01-2006, 09:26 PM:

"Must See & Do in Los Angeles"

Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 03-01-2006, 11:42 PM:

One of the better attempts at amateur forced-perspective this writer has seen.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-02-2006, 12:49 AM:

The giant plant on the left: "All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house."

(From: Little Shop of Horrors )

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-02-2006, 12:54 AM:

I've got a kidney that needs to be tapped.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-04-2006, 05:09 AM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-04-2006, 11:41 AM:

While the family teaches Grandma how to find porn, they all exclaim, "wow, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's 'DVDA' idea is actually possible!"

Posted by Ron Yost (Member # 1850) on 03-05-2006, 12:02 AM:

"The rarely seen Government Minister of the thriving Nigerian Foreign Service Currency Conversion Email Industry, demonstrating her prowess before an obviously very impressed group of new recruits in Legos. In their next class, they will be taught how to craft bright and colorful faith-inspiring photos, which will serve to demonstrate their honesty and forthrightness to prospective clients the world over."

Ron Yost [Big Grin]

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-05-2006, 06:52 AM:

Granny was just as surprised as anyone to find that someone posted evidence of that night, back in college, when she needed the money.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-05-2006, 12:38 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-05-2006, 12:53 PM:

"She.... has... beautiful... ... nipples..."

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-05-2006, 01:08 PM:

The magical portal to an altogether DIFFERENT chamber of secrets.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-05-2006, 11:15 PM:

Petrificus Totalus!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-05-2006, 11:22 PM:

The Crystal Ball says your balls will soon turn blue.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-05-2006, 11:27 PM:

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Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-06-2006, 02:15 PM:

Unfazed by the shrieks, Wally the Watermelon responded, "I can't hear you, lady. Some genius gave me grapes for ears. Perhaps it's true redheads are nuts!"

Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 03-07-2006, 01:06 AM:

"Hey, lady, think you can give me a little head?"

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-07-2006, 06:20 AM:

"What was that? 'Quit staring at my melon!'? That's hilarious! Hey, everyone, get in here ... this fruit's a frickin' laugh riot!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-09-2006, 08:14 PM:

The melon man is drilling the lady using his roots beneath the table.

She does seem surprised. [sex]

Oh! It feels so good.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-10-2006, 03:33 PM:

I can deep throat a watermelon.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-10-2006, 05:39 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-10-2006, 07:45 PM:

This picture pretty aptly shows the stereotypical differences between feline and canine behavioral traits.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-10-2006, 08:37 PM:

"Er-rr-rr-argh-rrhh-ugh-rr-rrgh-hmpp-rrr-rh.......aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh. Whew. Now that's how you fill a litterbox!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-11-2006, 04:24 AM:

"Great. Just great. That ugly galoot is shitting here again!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-11-2006, 10:24 AM:

I smell PUSSY!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-12-2006, 12:44 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-12-2006, 01:59 PM:

Black Magic Woman

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-12-2006, 02:48 PM:

"The latest club rage is female ink wrestling"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-12-2006, 05:27 PM:

To celebrate yet another record year of medical revenue, Memorial Hospital held a party featuring nurses engaged in hot colostomy bag wrestling!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-12-2006, 09:14 PM:

The winners of the ""2006 - Marti Gras Ball" Let's hear it for them...Hip...Hip...Hooray!

Posted by Trevor Key (Member # 3496) on 03-14-2006, 07:33 PM:

Halloween party at the coal mine.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-15-2006, 04:45 AM:

mmmm dirty women

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-15-2006, 10:39 AM:

Pollock's Prostitutes

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-18-2006, 01:47 PM:

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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 03-18-2006, 01:53 PM:

Find all the differences between the two photos!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-18-2006, 02:01 PM:

Hahahaha. Ok I think Adam gets the "best caption of the thread" so far with that one. Another goof on my part. Let's try this again.

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Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 03-18-2006, 04:53 PM:

"We are SO getting in the drive-in for free!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-19-2006, 03:37 AM:

The bus line goofed up so...

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 03-19-2006, 11:07 AM:

Off to set their last car bomb for the day...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-19-2006, 01:30 PM:

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Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-19-2006, 01:36 PM:

another case of a mom trying to act cool for her kids ...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-19-2006, 02:09 PM:

Okay, so that MySpace profile had a different photo of me! Well, not really a photo of me. Aren't blind dates great!?

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-19-2006, 04:53 PM:

"The devil made me do it!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-19-2006, 08:59 PM:

I bet she has a hell of a time getting through airports!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-19-2006, 09:10 PM:

Tu...Tu...Tootsie...good-bye....Arruugh! No...no....no...kiss..ugh. I think I'm going to be sick!!

Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 03-20-2006, 12:10 AM:

Mammy

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-20-2006, 10:30 AM:

"She Devil: Part 2"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050958/

quote:
Female Monster! They created an inhuman being who destroyed everything she touched!

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-20-2006, 11:24 AM:

Stacy did not react well when she was interviewed by security guards after setting off the airport x-ray detector.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-25-2006, 05:04 AM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-25-2006, 09:28 AM:

"What happens here, STAYS here!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-25-2006, 10:38 AM:

"Now that the outer transformation is complete, we now move on to the actual sex change operation. Hopefully he won't wake up when we cut off his sack!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2006, 05:28 PM:

Now that's what I call a stickie dickie!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-25-2006, 06:38 PM:

Who's you mommy?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-26-2006, 02:26 AM:

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Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 03-26-2006, 03:21 AM:

Katrina hits New Orleans!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-26-2006, 12:48 PM:

He/She is selling his/her wears!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-26-2006, 02:21 PM:

The Love Child of Three Mile Island

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 03-28-2006, 11:34 PM:

My God! What a bunch of DICKS in New Orleans!

Posted by Matt Kerekes (Member # 2777) on 03-29-2006, 08:48 AM:

Blonde girl says to boyfriend with green backpack, "I told you not to invite your dad to Mardi Gras."

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-29-2006, 01:55 PM:

"Does she, or doesn't he? Only their doctor knows for sure."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-30-2006, 04:57 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 03-30-2006, 05:28 AM:

NOkia

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-30-2006, 12:11 PM:

Utensils? FORK NO!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 03-30-2006, 12:17 PM:

"Welcome to Psycho Cinemas. Don't even think about using your cellphone in the auditorium. If I hear it ring even once, I'm breaking your face with this sign -pole end first."

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 03-30-2006, 02:35 PM:

After drastic budget cuts, NATO introduces its newest anti-cell phone campaign.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 03-30-2006, 02:43 PM:

You've been BAD! No cell phones or eating on this flight! Louis

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-30-2006, 03:02 PM:

My cell phone is bigger than your cell phone. So There!

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-30-2006, 03:36 PM:

No phone eating in public

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-31-2006, 04:59 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 03-31-2006, 05:20 AM:

"What a sweeeeeeet little dickie [Big Grin]

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 03-31-2006, 08:55 AM:

"I got THREE pair of these for my birthday!"

Note: all of these replies are on page 69. Louis

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-31-2006, 01:16 PM:

Sixty-nine, dude!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-31-2006, 11:05 PM:

"Lil' Martha visits the 'Pleasure Chest' in Hollywood...AGAIN!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-01-2006, 08:46 AM:

"Dude, where's my dildo?"

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 04-01-2006, 11:45 AM:

"Where does she get those wonderful toys?"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-01-2006, 12:04 PM:

She buy's them in Hollywood at Phil's of Beverly Hill's.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-01-2006, 07:12 PM:

When her job as a tour guide at the sex museum didn't work out, Hillary decided to give politics a try.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-02-2006, 03:43 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-02-2006, 04:06 AM:

"Dude, let's go for a swim! The water's fine!"

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-02-2006, 01:33 PM:

"I don't need to exaggerate just how cool I am!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-02-2006, 02:12 PM:

"Dang. I guess I'm really not Jesus."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-02-2006, 10:00 PM:

"I'm so hhot, I melted the ice!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-03-2006, 03:20 AM:

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Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-03-2006, 05:02 AM:

It's the last time I let the missus park the car.

Posted by Cody Martin (Member # 2523) on 04-03-2006, 07:13 AM:

Dang Potholes

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-03-2006, 07:53 AM:

"I thought it said 'INSERT THIS END'!"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-03-2006, 08:32 AM:

What some Potholes in San Antonio streets look like

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 04-03-2006, 10:15 AM:

The salesman at the Lada dealership was very surprised when a smartly dressed gentleman in dark glasses turned up in his office one day and paid cash for 150 of the latest model, until he explained that he was the manager of 'Landmines 'R Us', and required them for demonstration purposes.

Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 04-03-2006, 11:01 AM:

"OK, Honey! Now, I'll stop and ask for directions!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-03-2006, 06:56 PM:

"NYC solves parking problem with 'Pocket Parking'"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-03-2006, 07:24 PM:

"Dig to China? Fuck that, we're driving!"

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-04-2006, 08:53 PM:

A real New Yorker would use that car as a port-a-potty.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-05-2006, 03:37 AM:

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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-05-2006, 03:58 AM:

Boingy - boingy - boingy - boingy - boingy - boingy ...

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-05-2006, 06:40 AM:

Wearing panties not allowed.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-05-2006, 03:06 PM:

One Little - two little - three little dick heads

four little - five little - six little dick heads..........

wiiittth one lucky lady to use. [Smile]

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 04-05-2006, 09:04 PM:

The Seattle Arts Council debuted their new $650,000 featured piece this week, titled "How we got fucked out of $650,000".

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-05-2006, 09:20 PM:

"The new Disney latest film, 'Mary Popoff'"

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 04-06-2006, 09:08 PM:

Until now Genie thought letting Aladdin bury him in the sand was a bad idea.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-06-2006, 09:33 PM:

Helen provides a literal meaning to "playing the field."

Posted by Diane Linton (Member # 3711) on 04-07-2006, 07:17 AM:

The first dick was too big, the last dick was to small. But sluttylocks found the third dick to be juuusst riiight. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-08-2006, 12:31 AM:

...that was supposed to be:

"Have a COKE and a smile!"

Posted by Edwin Schwing (Member # 1270) on 04-08-2006, 06:44 AM:

Jeremy,

Don't you mean "Have a POKE and a smile" ?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-08-2006, 09:02 PM:

Leap Frig.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-09-2006, 01:26 AM:

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Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 04-09-2006, 01:29 AM:

This is what happens when someone fails to check the couch for pets before they sit down.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-09-2006, 01:45 AM:

Toodles would itch his back on the couch when fleas started biting. This photo shows Toodles on a pretty bad day.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-09-2006, 02:47 AM:

Scene from the new live-action "Tom and Jerry" movie.

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-09-2006, 05:38 AM:

A pussy with a tight fit! (groan) [Big Grin]

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-09-2006, 10:07 AM:

Squeeze all the pussy out...

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-10-2006, 04:41 PM:

carefully...............

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 04-12-2006, 12:22 AM:

Tina thought no one would ever know her boyfriend had come over while she was babysitting.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-12-2006, 12:40 AM:

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 04-12-2006, 07:43 AM:

Bobby gave a demonstration to the term Piledriving the ho in bed.

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-12-2006, 09:59 AM:

"I was thinking about Phil Hill the whole time"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-12-2006, 11:06 AM:

Jackass: The Porno

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-12-2006, 11:35 AM:

This is called "Minigun".

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-12-2006, 03:32 PM:

It's all about the bandaid on her toe...........

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 04-12-2006, 04:07 PM:

Steve and Jane now realised why the rent on their new apartment was so low. When the letting agent showed them round, she conveniently forgot to mention that it was next door to an indoor firing range.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-12-2006, 05:10 PM:

"This was not what I thought you meant when you said 'Magic Fingers'"

or

"Got a cig, hun?"

or

"I thought you were talking about the picture when you said 'Hung Like a Horse'"

or

"I'm glad I had Protection"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-12-2006, 05:48 PM:

Not now, honey. I've got a headache!

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 04-12-2006, 10:15 PM:

"When I asked you if that thing had a Hemi, I WAS KIDDING."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-17-2006, 12:55 AM:

tick, tick, tick...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-17-2006, 04:35 AM:

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-17-2006, 05:17 AM:

Recent studies show that wearing pink trousers may impair posture by removing one's backbone. Adult male feedback regarding this finding is a loud and clear, "Duh!"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-17-2006, 09:30 PM:

golf

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-17-2006, 09:35 PM:

"Do you know what I just saw? A gopher!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-17-2006, 10:43 PM:

Y'know, that Peter Parker is one limber bastard. Damn near as limber as that wall crawling menance! Hey now, wait a second...

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-18-2006, 11:41 PM:

How to stay out of the rough.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-19-2006, 05:06 AM:

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Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 04-19-2006, 05:09 AM:

The reincarnation of Smeagol

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-19-2006, 07:25 AM:

Mr Biglesworth needs another shave.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 04-19-2006, 07:46 PM:

Ironically, we named the cat "Flower".

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 04-19-2006, 10:59 PM:

Oh get out of it Melvin, before it pulls you under!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 04-19-2006, 11:19 PM:

[Big Grin]

Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 04-19-2006, 11:40 PM:

Don't let me fall asleep....Freddy Kruger is under my bed.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-20-2006, 12:01 AM:

Linus! Your "Great Pumpkin" is eating me from the ass up! If I get out of this you'll change your name to Claud Balls!

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 04-20-2006, 01:02 AM:

HELP ME, I've sunk and can't get up! [beer]

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 04-20-2006, 10:08 AM:

'This is a very strange litter tray', thought Kitty.

Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 04-20-2006, 04:15 PM:

The Chinacat Syndrome

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 04-20-2006, 08:36 PM:

Generations removed from it's famous ancestor, the domesticated Sarlak pit was equally deadly.

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-21-2006, 02:55 PM:

The wicker chair base suffered cat-astrophic failure.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-21-2006, 03:23 PM:

deep pussy

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-21-2006, 04:24 PM:

"Hey Seymour, does this look 'inanimate' to you, punk? Where did you get this weird chair?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-22-2006, 04:25 AM:

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-22-2006, 06:01 AM:

If you listen carefully, you can hear the ocean.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-22-2006, 05:07 PM:

"Awwww... no honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat."

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-23-2006, 11:28 AM:

"Wanna touch my nipples?"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-23-2006, 11:59 AM:

Uh, I can't get away. My earring is tangled in her armpit hair!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-23-2006, 04:06 PM:

Newton's law of gravity states that every particle in the universe attracts every other particle with the force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-24-2006, 02:41 AM:

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Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 04-24-2006, 05:54 AM:

"Delivering stiffies since the fifties!"

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 04-25-2006, 09:40 AM:

Transformers attempt to make a comeback by catering to a more mature customer. Here you see the new incarnation of Rodimus Prime.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 04-25-2006, 11:23 AM:

At last, an internet service provider that understands what most of their customers want.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-25-2006, 06:05 PM:

That picture captions itself.

Elektro Porn: Technology for your pleasure.
I.S.O. 9001 Certified

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-26-2006, 09:01 PM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2006, 09:17 PM:

"So, you want a hot, wet pussy?"

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 04-26-2006, 09:24 PM:

"It is only a myth. The showerhead is not a pussy's best friend."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-26-2006, 09:28 PM:

Please, don't let him rape my butt! I promise, I swear, I promise I won't shit on your bed spreads while you're asleep ever again!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-27-2006, 12:59 AM:

"Please let me out of here.... PLEAAAAAAZZZZZZEEEEEE?"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-28-2006, 01:11 AM:

What did I do to deserve this?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-28-2006, 02:19 PM:

How Phil REALLY got all those scratches all over his stomach and thighs!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-30-2006, 02:45 AM:

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Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 04-30-2006, 03:02 AM:

The alternate ending to United 93 where the plane gets hijacked by giraffes.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-30-2006, 04:34 AM:

"Hi(gh) there!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 04-30-2006, 10:17 AM:

The reason why you should never give a trampoline to a giraffe.

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 04-30-2006, 10:18 AM:

Opps! Uh....Captain.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-30-2006, 11:05 AM:

"Um, Hey Buddy. You gonna eat those airline peanuts?"

Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 04-30-2006, 11:31 AM:

Just announced: Full-length film remake of the old Twilight Zone episode "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet".

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-30-2006, 09:53 PM:

"Hey Jeffery, don't forget to duck for the wing!"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 05-01-2006, 07:40 AM:

Geoffrey from Toys R Us getting high after they were bought out by a West Coast Rap Group and the name was changed to We Be Toys and Shit.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-01-2006, 09:01 AM:

"No, Captain, I didn't see it either." (Section 8 joke) Louis

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-04-2006, 03:01 AM:

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Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-04-2006, 03:23 AM:

If your idea of disco dancing is cow-tipping, you might be a redneck.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-04-2006, 09:57 AM:

(I apologize in advance for this)

Bust a Moove

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-04-2006, 11:14 AM:

The new owners of the Fantastic Disco Klub "had a cow" when they realized the previous owner had lied about the business potential of Disco in 2006. They should have suspected a problem when they saw what a bad speller the previous owner was.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-04-2006, 04:15 PM:

Location of the 2006 Elgin, Oklahoma Spelling Bee!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2006, 04:31 PM:

"Bessie Belle, while 'trimming the lawn' for tonight's shindig, thinks DISCO is udder nonsense!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-04-2006, 10:51 PM:

Where the cows from the Hilltop Steak House really went.

(If you have lived in Boston or Cambridge, MA for any length of time you will know about the "hacks" at MIT. One of which was to steal the plastic cow from the Hilltop Steak House and put it on top of the Great Dome at MIT.)

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-06-2006, 03:11 PM:

Na zdrowia!

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-09-2006, 04:10 PM:

Outside the Amish topless bar. Louis

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2006, 03:52 AM:

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Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2006, 05:13 AM:

A one and a two....

Hey! Where's my pad?

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 05-11-2006, 10:57 AM:

If I'd be a star
I'd be a dancing star
Dancing lots o' Samba
And also Cha Cha Cha

Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-11-2006, 12:35 PM:

Boy, Dancing with the Stars has really gone downhill lately.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-11-2006, 12:45 PM:

The real life Terrence and Phillip engage in a farting contest.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 02:01 PM:

"You do the Hokey-Pokey, and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!"

Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-11-2006, 02:17 PM:

No Phil.....can't you see that they are doing the Macarena [Smile]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 02:28 PM:

"Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena, Ehhhh, Macarena"

There ya go Richard... [Razz]

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-12-2006, 05:25 AM:

- How long do we have to stay frozen like this?

- It's a Pit Bull, stupid! Just keep smiling and pray we tripped an alarm.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-15-2006, 05:04 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 05-15-2006, 09:35 AM:

Heh-Heh.... My car is ***STILL*** here!

Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-15-2006, 11:24 PM:

"Our car has been stuck in the ground since April 3, 2006. FEMA still hasn't came yet. We're screwed!"

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-16-2006, 10:32 AM:

So I told the guy, "If I see one more goddamn Foster's commercial, I'm gonna drive to Austrailia and kick someone's ass!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 12:42 PM:

quote: Phil Hill
"NYC solves parking problem with 'Pocket Parking'"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 05-18-2006, 11:50 AM:

I see that the city of San Antonio still has not fixed that pothole in the middle of Frio street.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-19-2006, 09:02 AM:

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Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 05-19-2006, 09:08 AM:

GOTCHA!

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2006, 12:54 PM:

Your supposed to wear that jock strap under the the pants..not over!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-19-2006, 02:53 PM:

Woah, Camel!!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2006, 03:17 PM:

"Holy Macro!"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-19-2006, 03:56 PM:

What's up? You from out of town?

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-19-2006, 08:41 PM:

The poor photographer soon found out the hard way that "USC" stood not only for Univerity of Spoiled Children or University of Second Choice, but also for University of Smashed Cameramen. [Smile]

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 05-19-2006, 11:54 PM:

Halfway through the first quarter, Reggie Bush decided it was time to film his "going to Disneyland" advertisement.

-or-

Blondes are just too stupid to notice when a football player and a surprised cameraman are about to crash into them.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-19-2006, 11:59 PM:

..caught watching cheerleaders instead of the game.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-20-2006, 05:40 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2006, 05:50 AM:

"You're soooo full of BULLSHIT you have horns!"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 05-21-2006, 06:20 AM:

"I'm Horny, Horny Horny, Horny..."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-21-2006, 11:39 PM:

"Me so horny!"

Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 05-22-2006, 08:52 PM:

Dude! Better cut back on the bovine steroids!

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-22-2006, 09:02 PM:

moooooooo
or
anyone for milk?

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-24-2006, 08:10 PM:

"You're taking being a Texas alumnus a little far, aren't you Ned?"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2006, 07:06 PM:

(Tick, Tick, Tick...)

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-25-2006, 07:36 PM:

"Hey, you mess with the bull you get the horns. See this lady in front of me? She tried it. She hasn't shit right in 5 months! So are we gonna talk business now or what!? Let's rip off some freaking investors!!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-26-2006, 09:05 AM:

Some gimmick, huh? This'll make us bigger than the Moose and Elks put together!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2006, 05:16 PM:

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I NOW TURN THIS THREAD OVER TO PHIL HILL TEMPORARILY

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2006, 06:54 PM:

JFC! It appears our Grand-Poopie-BAH has lost his mind!

I know he's been REALLY busy at a theatre installation in some hell-hole. Anyway, like some desperate young guy in need, he asked ME to help him out. I hope to live up to his standards and expectations and I promise NOT to post any x-rated pics.

Same rules apply as originally posted.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-26-2006, 06:58 PM:

What? I have to go to that hell-hole Houston to do an install???

NOOOOOOOOOO, any place but HOUSTON!!!!!!!

***** or *****

Egad, this Martha chick that has been hitting on me online just sent me a picture! [Razz]

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-26-2006, 07:16 PM:

OMG mom i didnt no you could bend that way ahhh

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-26-2006, 08:13 PM:

It's realy a man!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-26-2006, 08:16 PM:

Hey baby... wanna see my Garfield impression?

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-26-2006, 09:44 PM:

The Return of Phil's Sex Den - now in 3D 1080p

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-26-2006, 10:54 PM:

She frickin' BLOCKED me!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-27-2006, 01:37 AM:

Whaaat th... 'Formatting C:/'!??!! NOOOOO!

Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-27-2006, 02:11 PM:

Not another BSOD! I should have bought a Mac instead!!

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-27-2006, 03:41 PM:

EGAD! PHIL HAS CHEST HAIR!

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-29-2006, 03:53 AM:

" whoa there still isnt a new pic 2 caption bloody phil" haha

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-29-2006, 11:28 AM:

tick tick tick [Razz]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-29-2006, 07:27 PM:

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HA! Brad, I was wondering how long it would take before you tried to give me some of my own medicine! [Razz]

Anyway, I'm planning on posting a new pic 2 or 3 times a week to allow those that wish to post a caption to have sufficient time to do so.

If I post a pic that was previously posted to this thread, please let me know. (Not that I'll change it!) [Razz]

Just in time for the summer:

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-29-2006, 11:53 PM:

Shriveled weiners.

(This photos isn't any fun. I demand a new one! )

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-30-2006, 12:01 AM:

Sausage fest at the casino!

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-30-2006, 12:59 AM:

Phil Hill's Emporium!

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-30-2006, 07:38 AM:

Where art thou bun?

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-30-2006, 08:00 PM:

"i told my wife id bur her sooner or later"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2006, 02:13 PM:

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Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 06-01-2006, 02:43 PM:

"I should have just bought a gas station like the rest of my brothers!"

Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-01-2006, 02:55 PM:

Digital ( fingers ) Cinema...the early years.

Posted by Kenneth Wuepper (Member # 1174) on 06-01-2006, 03:36 PM:

Here we illustrate the new inspection technique, using the right foot as holdback tension during the wind.

Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 06-01-2006, 04:09 PM:

You will be the Reel Envy of everyone in the village when you get your very own Portable Movie Player.

Hey, it's my first try!

Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 06-01-2006, 04:10 PM:

Research by the Image Permanence Institute suggests that vinegar syndrome can be slowed down by regular 'venting' of elements, i.e. winding them through at least two passes in an atmosphere that has at least six complete changes of air per hour. However, having read the latest issue of the Journal of Film Preservation, Rajiv perhaps took this conclusion a bit too literally.

Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 06-01-2006, 04:37 PM:

this is probably 1 of the hardest working projectionists in the world. I know this thread is joking, but I am not. I was offended and thinking of an appropriate reply to Chads response, but I deleted all my responses.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-01-2006, 04:53 PM:

"I do not remember if this was reel 7 or 11??"

Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 06-01-2006, 05:26 PM:

Look - Even Technicolor is offshoring!

Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-01-2006, 05:30 PM:

How our ancestors invented the outdoor theatre. Projectors were introduced in later years, after the invention of the bicycle-powered generator.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-02-2006, 06:42 PM:

Raj Singh regretted using his flying carpet to brighten up the film make-up area!

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-03-2006, 03:10 AM:

in an indian accent
" hey woman over there bring me that big big bottle of filmguard that u have on your head i must clean this print of shanka shanka"

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 06-03-2006, 07:42 AM:

Ravikiran is thinking to himself...... They'll have a heck of a time turning this new fangled "homespun" into a Saree......

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-03-2006, 08:26 AM:

Do your feet get tired while standing and rewinding your movies? Does your back ache during the inspection process? If so, then the new Film-Tech Sit N' Spin rewinder is for you!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2006, 03:46 PM:

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, !!!!!!!!!!!!! [Razz]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-03-2006, 04:01 PM:

"If I blink my eyes exactly 24 times per second I can watch this whole movie..."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2006, 06:49 AM:

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Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-04-2006, 07:31 AM:

2nd man to 3rd man - "This is not what I was expecting when I enroled for nude art classes!" [Eek!]

Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 06-04-2006, 07:55 AM:

2nd man to 3rd man , hey your socks don't match!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 06-04-2006, 02:23 PM:

"Guys, you have to take off your socks too!"

Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 06-04-2006, 04:06 PM:

this is the "dazed and confused" art class. (socks)

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2006, 07:02 PM:

2nd man to 3rd man: "God! She thinks she's Norma Desmond!"

(Is it fair for me to post a caption too?)

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-04-2006, 07:33 PM:

An art school student's bad dream. The real horror of it is his dream was in black and white.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-05-2006, 10:11 PM:

"Woah! Look at the clothes on THAT chick!"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-06-2006, 12:56 PM:

{advice given to the model pre-session}

Just remember, if you get nervous at all, imagine the artists in their underware.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-07-2006, 01:19 PM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 06-07-2006, 01:23 PM:

Five seconds later, three states were flooded severely.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-07-2006, 02:08 PM:

Timmy bragged, "see that Kenny? I know the ways of The Force. I'll levitate anyone, no matter how fat. That's because the Force is my ally. You fail, Kenny, because you just suck ass."

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-07-2006, 02:31 PM:

The last thing the Ty-D-Bowl man saw before his tragic demise.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-07-2006, 02:39 PM:

He thought he saw a ham sandwich on the bottom of the pool.

Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-07-2006, 02:56 PM:

Suck enough helium & you can float anything!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-07-2006, 05:01 PM:

DHS/FEMA's new practice tsunami generator makes its debut.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-07-2006, 06:04 PM:

Boy in shirt: [Eek!]

'NO DAD - this is the shallow end!!' [Eek!]

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-07-2006, 09:29 PM:

Look out below!

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-07-2006, 09:32 PM:

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky i think about it every nite and day i flap my wings and fly away.

Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-09-2006, 12:45 PM:

The REAL cause of Katrina

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-10-2006, 01:31 PM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-10-2006, 01:57 PM:

"Can't get any more convenient than this," he thought as he guzzled his second beer.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-10-2006, 02:12 PM:

Doesn't even stop to change color...

Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-10-2006, 02:23 PM:

For years, beer guzzlers speculated about the distance back to the tap. Now... we know!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-10-2006, 09:52 PM:

You really only rent the beer, anyway...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-13-2006, 12:25 AM:

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Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 06-13-2006, 03:58 PM:

Being pulled over for a noisy "tail"pipe....

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-13-2006, 11:06 PM:

Busted for riding without a helmet.

<< OR >>

Confuscious say: "Woman who ride motorcycle without panties have crack up!"

Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-14-2006, 01:23 AM:

Busted for posession of a controlled dangerous substance

CRACK, > 1LB

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-14-2006, 01:47 PM:

Theres more than one way to leave skid marks on a bike! [evil]

Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 06-14-2006, 02:27 PM:

Hugh Grant thought no one would notice him with a helmet on.

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 06-14-2006, 10:35 PM:

Is that really.....

PHIL AND JENNA! [Big Grin]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2006, 02:00 PM:

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-16-2006, 02:31 PM:

Well-known children's TV star, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, had a nasty reputation for attacking paparazzi when there were no kids around.

Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-16-2006, 02:49 PM:

The sightlines in this place are a real bitch!

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-16-2006, 02:49 PM:

The invisible flying photographer gets an aerial shot of the death match between Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-16-2006, 04:10 PM:

I told you no waist-level shots!

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-16-2006, 07:35 PM:

Wildlife photographer get his lights 'pouched' out after visiting Australia in an authentic Kangaroo fur jumper!

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-17-2006, 01:02 AM:

And you thought actors hated paparazzi.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 06-17-2006, 07:14 AM:

"Hey, is that thing on?"

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 06-17-2006, 11:42 AM:

[Spoken:]
There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.
Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.
Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.
Altogether now!

Let me Abos go loose, Lou, *
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.
Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,
play your digeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your digerydoo.
Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.
Altogether now!

© 1960 Castle Music Pty, Ltd.
Words and music by Rolf Harris

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 06-17-2006, 09:03 PM:

My name isn't Joey!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-17-2006, 09:38 PM:

Take THAT, you friggin' scumbag!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-18-2006, 06:33 PM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-18-2006, 06:45 PM:

Here's mud in your eye! [Smile]

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-18-2006, 06:51 PM:

The Pixar animation team did extensive motion research on all terrain and vechicle types prior to animating 'Cars' [Big Grin]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-18-2006, 06:55 PM:

(Gosh, I guess I was doing a shitty job... didn't even get a warning before being fired) Oh well...

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 06-18-2006, 06:55 PM:

Now that's a good lookin' trucker (in blue) Louis

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-20-2006, 02:01 AM:

there's nothing quite like watching your women pull your van through the mud ... while not wearing any pants

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2006, 06:22 AM:

You dummy, we can't afford to lose no handcar! Send down a couple of NAGGERS!

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-23-2006, 11:21 AM:

Dammit, where are the keys?

Posted by Chris Mosel (Member # 1451) on 06-23-2006, 02:59 PM:

Oh Shit! I dropped my keys.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-23-2006, 03:21 PM:

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Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 06-23-2006, 03:30 PM:

The seldom seen and often talked about; A Spy Kids poster.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-23-2006, 03:49 PM:

The wonderful thing about him is that HE's the ONLY ONE!... Grrrrr...

(Thank GOD!)

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 06-23-2006, 04:52 PM:

And you thought Superman was gay.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 06-23-2006, 05:26 PM:

Kellog's Frosties. . .Their GGGRRRREAT!!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2006, 10:08 PM:

American Hunting Legend, Ted Nugent, finally goes off the deep end.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 06-24-2006, 07:58 AM:

Spider Poo(h).

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 06-24-2006, 09:08 AM:

"Naw mudda fugga, it's coo'. I gots my draws showin' and I be leevin' the tag on like da homeez, so it makes dis a fashion statement an' shit."

Posted by Paul Van Dusen (Member # 3640) on 06-26-2006, 03:20 AM:

It looks as though Michael Jackson's driver is trying to get a raise.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-26-2006, 07:24 AM:

quote: Randy Stankey
Well-known children's TV star, Skippy the Bush Kangaroo, had a nasty reputation for attacking paparazzi when there were no kids around.

Almost made me choke on my Bundy Rum there Randy. A good laugh indeed. Thanks for that.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-26-2006, 10:34 AM:

I'm surprised that anybody remembers that old show!

It used to be one of my Saturday morning favorites. Then, right after, came "Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion".

I haven't seen any of those shows in years. Does anybody still watch them Down Under?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-29-2006, 04:49 PM:

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Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-29-2006, 08:48 PM:

Those children will be oh-so-busted when Daddy comes home.

Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 06-29-2006, 10:49 PM:

"Precious Moments" my ass...

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-29-2006, 11:43 PM:

As children, Brad and Joe showed an early enthusiasm for cinema when they tried to paint the screen for better illumination.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-30-2006, 12:29 AM:

I didn't do it...

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 06-30-2006, 03:58 PM:

Honey, I don't think we should have Victor Salva babysit anymore

[puke]

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 06-30-2006, 10:21 PM:

The very first test of FilmGuard went horribly wrong.

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 06-30-2006, 11:12 PM:

"Hey, I was marking the ends of the reels for you!"

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 07-02-2006, 11:35 AM:

Reason # 562 why Crayolas are much more suitable for children.

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 07-02-2006, 10:45 PM:

Modern Art.

Posted by Jason Burroughs (Member # 68) on 07-03-2006, 12:04 AM:

Students of the Mr. Bean school of room painting.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-06-2006, 06:57 AM:

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-06-2006, 08:49 AM:

"Missy" foolishly lost the camera manual for her new Kodak CX7330 Digital Camera. Fortunately, Brad Miller came to her rescue by posting her picture on Film-Tech, where a Kodak "Film God" saw it:

Kodak CX7330 Digital Camera Manual

Kodak Digital Camera Tutorials

quote:
Do you want to find out more about using your digital camera? Or do you need a little help setting up your dock or using KODAK EASYSHARE Software? This is the place.

Our tutorials use large illustrations and simple steps to get you started. Just click on the topic that interests you, wait for the tutorial to download (it could take a few minutes), and turn on your speakers if you want to listen to the accompanying sound.

Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-06-2006, 12:43 PM:

I think it's Kodak's new X-ray Camera. She is taking a picture of the inside of her nose.

Wow! That is some bugger!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-06-2006, 01:28 PM:

"This new camera does not work, and I can't figure out WHY!!!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-06-2006, 02:27 PM:

"The salesman told me everyhing digital, including digital cameras, is perfect. This camera sure isn't working perfectly digital or digitally perfect, no matter how I press on this thing with my digits."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-07-2006, 04:33 PM:

Murphy's Law #142: If you make something so easy that even an idiot could use it, only an idiot would WANT to use it.

Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-07-2006, 06:21 PM:

but will she notice the flash go off?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-07-2006, 08:31 PM:

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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-07-2006, 08:58 PM:

When the dress blew off, Hortense was the life of the party!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-07-2006, 10:16 PM:

The Paris Hilton Bidet ride at Typhoon Lagoon thrills & freshens another weary Guest!

Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-07-2006, 11:51 PM:

Summers Eve tries out their new line of 'larger' douches.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2006, 12:19 AM:

"Fem ejac" auditions at the recent AVN porn convention in 'Vegas.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-09-2006, 12:54 AM:

"MY WATER BROKE!!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-10-2006, 12:14 AM:

The security guards have had to throw her out two or three times every day for the last week!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-10-2006, 01:03 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-10-2006, 02:21 AM:

"Have you all had your shots?"

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 07-10-2006, 11:33 AM:

You take the plunger out of this end and hook the other end to a vacuum and you get a penis pump!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-10-2006, 12:55 PM:

"OH NO SIR! The Uncle PHIL HILL Model is MUCH Larger!" [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-11-2006, 01:19 AM:

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-11-2006, 03:27 AM:

Shoe sale (COMBAT BOOTS)!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-11-2006, 04:03 AM:

The US Army proudly presents:

The new uniform for female soldiers (and for Phil).

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-11-2006, 10:52 AM:

"The Running of the Brides" at Filene's Basement.

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 07-11-2006, 11:34 AM:

MY BIG FAT VIKING WEDDING

Coming this fall to a cinema near you.

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-11-2006, 12:25 PM:

This was the last frame taken before Jack ran head-on into the light pole.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-11-2006, 01:18 PM:

And who sez Brides aren't "Horny" on their Wedding Day! [sex]

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-11-2006, 02:54 PM:

John Holmes rises from the grave and announces he wants to marry again.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-11-2006, 07:17 PM:

"Ooh, ork my bork!" Or perhaps, "Bork my ork!"

I dunno. The comment is valid because it's the first thing that came to mind when seeing the photo. Bork it. You know you want to.

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-15-2006, 05:09 PM:

Ork? Bork? WTF? What is that, klingon-ese?

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-15-2006, 07:18 PM:

I think it's ' Swedish Chef '-ese.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-16-2006, 01:18 AM:

The winner is who you will be waking up next to every day for the rest of your life.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-16-2006, 01:36 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2006, 01:44 AM:

"Rick?"

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-16-2006, 03:51 AM:

"Phil?"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2006, 04:00 AM:

(Sorry to disappoint you Dieter, my tits are not that big nor is my hair that long...oh and I have NO facial hair...unlike yur GF) [Razz]

Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 07-16-2006, 02:19 PM:

Brad?

See what NOT drinking FG will do to you?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-16-2006, 03:27 PM:

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Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-16-2006, 07:36 PM:

GOATBACK MOUNTHIM!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2006, 07:42 PM:

"Get off my back!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-16-2006, 09:17 PM:

Just wait till the goat finds out what the horse wants in return for that favor! [Eek!]

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-16-2006, 11:08 PM:

Good god! That pile of shit over there stinks.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-17-2006, 09:04 PM:

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-17-2006, 09:25 PM:

Tiny Elvis: "That couch is HUUUGE man!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-17-2006, 09:30 PM:

"I'll be right with ya... just looking for loose change."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-17-2006, 10:01 PM:

One pill makes you bigger.
And one pill makes you small.
But the ones that Mother gives you,
Don't do anything at all.

Go ask Ahmed...

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-18-2006, 03:51 AM:

Bob normally enjoys his job, getting paid $5.15/hr sniffing the farts out of the seats at his local cinema. When his friends asked him to help, using his expertise, with their couch, he drew the line.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-18-2006, 05:34 AM:

"F**k flying carpets, I have a flying couch!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-18-2006, 08:52 AM:

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 07-18-2006, 09:11 AM:

Little Man 2: Couch Potato

Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 07-18-2006, 12:53 PM:

Getting the props ready for the Gallagher bio-pic.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-21-2006, 03:52 AM:

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 07-21-2006, 05:10 AM:

"I thought I would get posted on that 'Splode from cute'-thread..."

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-21-2006, 06:31 AM:

"I'm tyred."

Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-21-2006, 08:10 AM:

A new set of Uniroyal "Tiger Paw" tires.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-21-2006, 09:29 AM:

Catalytic Convertor

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-21-2006, 02:13 PM:

It was so obvious! Paul almost got it, but I'm surprised no one captioned it "I'm tire'd." [Razz]

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Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-21-2006, 03:37 PM:

Last one to get there is a rotten EGG!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2006, 11:14 PM:

"This pic is for the birds!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-21-2006, 11:48 PM:

"And that's all there is to it. It's really simple."

"Okay, Charlie. Lemme see if I got this straight. You mean I can RECORD a program on one channel while I'm watching ANOTHER?!"

"Yep, nothin' to it. Say, how'd ya like that new chick down at the bar?"

"Uh-huh, she's pretty hot, Ill say..."

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-22-2006, 01:14 AM:

Due to the stigma behind using genetically engineered chickens to produce more usable meat, KFC has decided on an alternate source, Ostrige meat. As news of this got out, highways across america became flooded with the exodus of refugees running for the border. Taco Bell, also owned by the same parent corparation as KFC , refuses to comment.

Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 07-22-2006, 08:55 AM:

On the road again...

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 07-23-2006, 10:00 PM:

feeling ostrich-sized

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-24-2006, 12:26 AM:

Casting call for "Fantasia 2010"

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-24-2006, 01:42 AM:

quote: Randy Stankey
Fantasia 2010

I was thinking that too, or at least "the next Fantasia"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-24-2006, 01:51 AM:

[Moon]

You snooze, you lose! [Wink]

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-27-2006, 10:50 AM:

"Keep running Girls.The Sand Dunes are just off I-75!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-27-2006, 10:54 PM:

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Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 07-27-2006, 11:03 PM:

HUMPIN W/DA CAMMEL-TOE!

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-28-2006, 12:14 AM:

Hearing of the americans' bungie jumping boom, in order to bring in more tourists, New Deli installed their own extreme jumping rigs. The locals love it too.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-28-2006, 02:03 PM:

"Hey, Sabu! Watch out! Camels are SLIPPERY WHEN WET!"

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-28-2006, 05:31 PM:

Hadji finds out (Too Late) Why you should Never stand behind your Camel after feeding Him Hay mixed with BEANS! [bs]

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-30-2006, 02:13 AM:

If you believe, you will be renewed. Enter camelsel... RENEW!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-30-2006, 06:45 AM:

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-30-2006, 07:38 AM:

(Kid on the right) "IF she farts one more time, I'm leaving"

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-30-2006, 08:06 AM:

The morning after the night before the last Film-Tech Drink.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-04-2006, 04:25 AM:

Annnnnn thhhathss suhh Dipppthy Dooodle...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-04-2006, 01:47 PM:

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Posted by Carl Martin (Member # 1146) on 08-05-2006, 03:39 AM:

charming contempory fixer-upper. 2 car garage. open plan. rustic brickwork. $800,000.

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 08-05-2006, 04:41 AM:

[Man] "Should I park right here, what do you think?"
[Woman] "I think it is perfect!"

Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 08-05-2006, 05:24 AM:

" Happy Valentines Day"

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-05-2006, 08:24 AM:

Dam! And the scooter didn't have a scratch on it.

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-06-2006, 12:15 AM:

Then Bob realized that the hover coversion on his pickup may have been too cheap.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-06-2006, 11:49 AM:

"Dude, You totally fucked up your Ferrari!"
"It's not mine."

Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 08-06-2006, 11:53 AM:

.....you might be a redneck.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2006, 03:30 PM:

(12 days and the clock is ticking...)

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 08-16-2006, 03:37 PM:

"I'm embarassed, I really thought I could feel it."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-16-2006, 03:41 PM:

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Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 08-16-2006, 03:42 PM:

Never get caught cheating. (If you needed a Ferrari, you don't have enough game to pick up chicks on your scooter.)

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2006, 03:55 PM:

"Brad's imaginary alter ego to kick Phil's ass." [Razz]

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-17-2006, 02:29 AM:

Auditioning for the new "Turtles" live action movie isn't going so well. Maybe we need a TV show to let the public audition for us.

Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 08-19-2006, 08:06 PM:

"and next i'll do the Incredible Hulk"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-20-2006, 02:50 PM:

World's worst case of constipation.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 08-23-2006, 11:23 AM:

He must have left his balls at the shell.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-24-2006, 04:06 AM:

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 08-24-2006, 08:01 AM:

Looks like Homey needs a little more practice with the numb chucks so he does not keep knocking himself the f*&k out.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 08-24-2006, 11:39 AM:

"DUMB CHUCKS"!

Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 08-24-2006, 04:33 PM:

...still has a lot to learn...

Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 08-24-2006, 05:22 PM:

White people generally don't make for good ninjas.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-24-2006, 09:47 PM:

A Southern man's last words: "Hey, y'all! Watch this!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-26-2006, 01:11 AM:

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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 08-26-2006, 08:54 AM:

Rover gets a good look at his next victims ass.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-26-2006, 09:21 AM:

"Nipples and clits! Nipples and clits! I'm gonna' get me some nipples and clits!"
<Pant!> <Pant!> <Pant!>

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-26-2006, 12:35 PM:

UBU Pictures' new mascot. They're going for a more modern comical look.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 08-26-2006, 07:53 PM:

Boy that guy in the background sure has short shins. It's almost as if this picture was edited or something.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-28-2006, 01:41 AM:

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Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-28-2006, 02:32 AM:

'Go Greased Lightning you're burning up the quarter mile...'

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-28-2006, 03:19 AM:

"I'm a cat. I'm a kitty cat, and I dance-dance-dance, da-dance-dance dance......"

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 08-28-2006, 11:06 AM:

"Man, I just Love Headbangin to Nugents' Cat Scratch Fever!"

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-28-2006, 11:08 AM:

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-28-2006, 01:05 PM:

Purina Cat Chow cats love to dance the "Chow-Chow-Chow"!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-28-2006, 03:48 PM:

My name is Prince and I am funky. My name is Prince the one and only...

Posted by Raymond Watson (Member # 3644) on 08-28-2006, 04:50 PM:

You hit me with that again ...... and I'll shove it up your ass....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 09-02-2006, 01:34 PM:

"I'm...... Too Sexy for this Thread, Too sexy for this Thread, TOO SEXY !!" [Big Grin]

Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 09-02-2006, 01:39 PM:

Who said that I'm getting a bath????

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2006, 07:02 PM:

Tick...tick...tick...

(C'mon Grand-Poopie-BAH, don't let this thread die...It's fun!)

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-14-2006, 07:27 AM:

meow

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-14-2006, 05:35 PM:

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 10-14-2006, 05:38 PM:

"This picture never gets old!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-14-2006, 06:39 PM:

Gosh Chris, you're so picky. This one is for you (or perhaps your fantasy.) [Razz]

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 10-14-2006, 09:50 PM:

They're cheaper when you buy in bulk.

Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 10-14-2006, 11:28 PM:

"I'd hit it"

Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 10-14-2006, 11:42 PM:

"Honey, have you seen my spare fembots?"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-15-2006, 01:02 AM:

Cage match.

Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 10-15-2006, 03:30 AM:

Yet another example of overcrowding in our prison system.

Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 10-17-2006, 05:01 PM:

Bird cage!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-12-2007, 04:04 AM:

In honor of Phil not being online, let's get this party going again. [Razz]

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-12-2007, 05:09 AM:

Oprah still remembers the size of the last hamburger she ate 5 years ago...

Posted by Cameron Glendinning (Member # 3516) on 06-12-2007, 05:17 AM:

Oprah confesses, Black men DO actually have have really big

Posted by Dave Macaulay (Member # 813) on 06-12-2007, 09:33 AM:

Coming out, finally.

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-13-2007, 11:01 AM:

I swear, gurfriend, I give him his own show, and here's Dr. Phil's bald head rat now!

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 06-13-2007, 12:41 PM:

"Is it twue that they say you people are gifted in that way...?" "Oh it's twue, it's twue!"

[Big Grin]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-16-2007, 01:43 PM:

"I'm crushing your HEAD!!... I'm crushing your HEAD!!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-17-2007, 06:29 PM:

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-17-2007, 06:38 PM:

Rodney's new low carb diet was not going well. 1 day in, he demolished his apartment chasing after imaginary bags of chips floating in the air. He woke up a week later after animal control officers shot him with 23 tranquilizer darts.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-17-2007, 08:15 PM:

Subway's New AD: "Lose weight while getting Lay'd?"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-17-2007, 11:05 PM:

The only way to get him to exercise.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-18-2007, 07:36 AM:

'The Blob 3' - Coming Soon.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-18-2007, 03:14 PM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-18-2007, 03:53 PM:

Damn! This tastes like shit!

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-18-2007, 06:30 PM:

...and remember, Crunchy Fluffs are great for your dog's teeth and coat.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-18-2007, 06:39 PM:

"Spike! This butt is for you!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-22-2007, 06:12 PM:

"Hey kids, get off of my lawn."

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-23-2007, 07:49 AM:

"It's not the years honey, it's the mileage" [Wink]

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2007, 11:11 AM:

"Yeah... wash those hub caps, baby.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-23-2007, 02:26 PM:

"No Steven, I'm not going to crack that bull whip in this scene. I shit my pants the last time I slinged that thing."

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-23-2007, 08:36 PM:

"It's about fucking time!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-23-2007, 08:44 PM:

"C'mon Paris, bend over and crack a smile for me!"

Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-23-2007, 08:55 PM:

Damn! Where'd I put that Viagra

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-24-2007, 12:29 AM:

Trying to decide whether he has to take a shit or whether he just has to fart.

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-10-2007, 05:29 PM:

I belong in a museum.

Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-19-2007, 05:11 PM:

Just wait till Ron finds what I'm leaving in his seat!

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-19-2007, 05:38 PM:

Indiana Jones and the Saggy Old Balls

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-23-2007, 03:55 AM:

Posted by Anslem Rayburn (Member # 1267) on 08-23-2007, 08:43 AM:

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-24-2007, 01:12 AM:

What?!?!?!?!

You act like you haven't seen a fat, naked, tatooed, bald man finishing up a round of yard bowling before.

Sheesh!!!!

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 08-24-2007, 01:25 PM:

Giving a double meaning to the bean-bag toss

Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-27-2007, 05:33 PM:

After giving up her kids and career, Britney Spears turns her attention to her life-long dream of being a competitor in the Olympic nude beanbag toss.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-01-2007, 01:46 AM:

Be grateful I'm not left-handed.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 09-15-2007, 02:49 AM:

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 09-15-2007, 11:32 AM:

"Kitty Asada Burritos! Now! For a limited time only at Taco Bell!

Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-15-2007, 05:03 PM:

Come to Kung-Pow Lopez Fast Food Eatery! We've mixed Chinese and Mexican food to give you, the customer, a new and exotic flavor!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-15-2007, 06:37 PM:

Kitty-maki roll! Tastes like pussy.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 09-16-2007, 02:55 AM:

Kitty says, "OK, your camera is set at f/3.2, 1/100 with that expensive L-series 85mm f/1.2L lens and yadda yadda yadda -TAKE THE FUCKING PICUTRE ALREADY BEFORE I CLAW OUT YOUR BALLS! GRRRR!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-16-2007, 03:01 AM:

I'm gonna get that fucking dog for this.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2007, 05:02 PM:

"This is NOT what I had in mind when they said 'Gift Wrapped!'"

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 09-18-2007, 08:20 AM:

Fish-get-even: Cat sushi! Louis

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-28-2007, 02:31 AM:

Hey Grand-Poopie-BAH, get off your dead ass and post a new pic!!!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-03-2007, 03:53 AM:

Ok, Phil, here ya go.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 10-03-2007, 11:46 AM:

I May be a Pomeranian by day but tonight I'm Captain Jack-Russel...Terrior of the High Seas....ARRRRRRGH!!

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 10-03-2007, 01:25 PM:

ARGH! Avast ye scurvy dogs!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-03-2007, 03:27 PM:

"

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me..."

Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 10-03-2007, 05:42 PM:

EGAD!

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 10-03-2007, 09:35 PM:

OK, so now you can ALL see my owners have WAYYYYYYYYYY too much time on their hands.

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-10-2007, 11:40 PM:

"Bring it bitch!"

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 10-11-2007, 06:54 PM:

That cat in the wrapping paper could kick my ass...

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-12-2007, 06:18 PM:

No for the last time I AM NOT RELATED TO THAT PHILL HILL FELLOW! I am so much better looking then he is. Besides that I have hair.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-29-2007, 12:59 AM:

Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-29-2007, 03:23 AM:

Ooops, I did it again! (but God knows I shouldn't have) [puke]

[ 10-29-2007, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: Shane Cooper ]

Posted by Mike Sellars (Member # 4042) on 10-29-2007, 09:50 AM:

"The pills? Oh... they have that infection almost all cleared up!"

Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 10-30-2007, 06:44 AM:

Britneys cousin, Yeasty Spears sadly she did it once and the poor guy had to have a whole series of shots.

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 10-30-2007, 08:29 AM:

Britney Spears in ten years if she doesnt get her shit together.

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 11-13-2008, 03:20 PM:

It has been 380 days since the last post.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-13-2008, 03:20 PM:

quote: The Shy and Humble...NOT arrogant or assertive, Super Cute, Well Endowed, Intelligent, and Talented Phil Hill
Hey Grand-Poopie-BAH, get off your dead ass and post a new pic!!!

WELL????

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-11-2009, 05:58 AM:

I agree. Let's go again with this, eh?

Cheers! [Wink]

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-11-2009, 02:50 PM:

quote:
quote: The Shy and Humble...NOT arrogant or assertive, Super Cute, Well Endowed, Intelligent, and Talented Phil Hill

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-11-2009, 05:00 PM:

Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 05-11-2009, 05:03 PM:

"Hey Paw, Cledus has a splinter up his ass again!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-11-2009, 05:23 PM:

Morning wood.

(Thanks Brad... [thumbsup]

)

Posted by John Henry (Member # 3084) on 05-11-2009, 05:59 PM:

Paw, Jethrow is screwing the cat again

Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-11-2009, 06:34 PM:

A photo from Brad's collection taken at the last
Film Tech get together.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-11-2009, 06:48 PM:

Shamus is playing the tin drum with his "third leg" again! Hide the children!

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2009, 08:22 PM:

"Hurry up Sheriff, Ma's got the ax and is going to chop Billy-Bob's wood."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-11-2009, 09:13 PM:

What REALLY happens out behind the wood shed.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-11-2009, 11:54 PM:

John Cougar Mellencamp is writing another tune.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-12-2009, 12:14 AM:

Tony and friends at the Renaissance Fair in another 30 years.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-12-2009, 12:25 AM:

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-12-2009, 12:46 AM:

About to go off half-cocked!

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-12-2009, 01:27 AM:

Fat Guys, Drugs, Weapons and Rock & ROLL!

Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 05-12-2009, 01:39 AM:

LOL, ok, I'm sorry this isn't a caption, but I can't stop laughing at the fact he has a arsenal of weapons....and 2 Guitar Hero guitars! hahahah! There not even real, oh god I can't stop laughin [Big Grin]

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-12-2009, 08:00 PM:

Pat McGroin
Ultra Super Film God's God

Posts: 369568
From: Next door to Brad
Rockwall, Texas, USA (a safe 1465.1
miles away from Hollywood, California)
Registered: June 99

Posted by Pat McGroin (Member # 5268) on 05-12-2009, 09:37 PM:

Dude, seriously??

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-12-2009, 10:38 PM:

Yeah, baby...yeah... [evil]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-13-2009, 12:14 AM:

Posted by Sean Weitzel (Member # 244) on 05-13-2009, 02:06 AM:

An outtake from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-13-2009, 04:27 AM:

Burger party gone gay!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-13-2009, 09:24 AM:

Engrish signs in Japan can suggest some strange things. These two jokers are just doing what the Engrish sign told them to do.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-13-2009, 01:13 PM:

Two all-beef patties in special sauce.. [Smile]

(The guy on the left is hot, drool...) [evil]

Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 05-13-2009, 02:34 PM:

I wondered what became of Jeff Lynne of ELO...

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2009, 02:49 PM:

Hamburger Hamlet's new Communal Party Room...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-14-2009, 01:43 AM:

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-14-2009, 02:47 AM:

Coke heads.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-14-2009, 05:17 PM:

Team Well. Pictured (from left to right): Team Captain Morgan, SoCo, Beam, Crown, and rookie phenom Jack

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-14-2009, 08:20 PM:

You guys have Coke on the brain!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-14-2009, 11:15 PM:

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-15-2009, 01:32 AM:

Next dude that tries to watch me shower's gonna get it!!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 05-15-2009, 09:31 AM:

"NORMAN BATES....THAT YOU!!??"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-15-2009, 09:59 AM:

Johnny is ready for the Cookie Monster no matter where he might strike.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-15-2009, 12:41 PM:

"This is my rifle.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life..."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-15-2009, 01:19 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-15-2009, 01:34 PM:

"Hey Munchkin, Pull My Finger"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-15-2009, 02:42 PM:

Residents of the island were horrified by Dr. Moreau's latest creation: the ass-bellied crack whore.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-18-2009, 08:39 PM:

Bugs just couldn't believe how much Elmer Fudd had let himself go.

Posted by Mike Williams (Member # 1140) on 05-18-2009, 09:59 PM:

I think the oompa-loompas had SOMETHING to do with her condition.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-18-2009, 11:45 PM:

What REALLY happened to Violet Beauregard.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-19-2009, 12:17 PM:

Waaaay too many years of letting-it-all-hang-out! Louis

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-19-2009, 12:20 PM:

Continued here.