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Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-28-2005, 09:19 AM:

So Guess Whose b-day it is today!!!

18 years ago today the perfect woman came on this planet...an dshe's legal for me to ogle now hehehehehe [Big Grin]

So let's all celebrate the best birthday of the year!!!!

Edit, Here is a better pic.

[ 09-29-2005, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Richard Greco ]

Posted by Andrew McCrea (Member # 674) on 09-28-2005, 09:21 AM:

[uhoh]

This is rather disturbing...

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-28-2005, 10:45 AM:

Word. [Big Grin]

Posted by Dominic Espinosa (Member # 2122) on 09-28-2005, 11:08 AM:

I'm sorry Richard but she's by no measure the perfect woman...Not even for ogling...
I mean let's face it. Hillary Duff doesn't have much duff to her at all now does she? Very plain in a not-so-hot way if you ask me.

But hey, let's hear it for Libras. My Bday was last Monday.
[beer]

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-28-2005, 11:57 AM:

Greco...

Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 09-28-2005, 12:00 PM:

I've instructed my daughters to stay away from Plant City, FL. [Eek!]

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 09-28-2005, 12:22 PM:

Next month he'll be wooeing Brittney "Spaniel" Spears or Paris "highrise" Hilton......!

Mark

Posted by Jesse Skeen (Member # 586) on 09-28-2005, 12:58 PM:

My VCR is older than she is!!

Today's my birthday too [Smile]

Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 09-28-2005, 01:01 PM:

Thats the best picture of her that you could find? I guess it helps solidify the fantasy that she's actually talking to you in a chat room? ... [Smile]

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-28-2005, 01:17 PM:

quote: Adam Wilbert
Thats the best picture of her that you could find?

I think its because her looks are already beginning to get worse, and she's barely legal. Any newer pics of her are worse than the one he posted. For instance....

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 09-28-2005, 02:23 PM:

Seems like all these young star-lets have definite career phases:

1. Teenage cutie
2. 21-year-old slut
3. Tabloid fodder
3a. Gets sued by parents for millions of $
4. Has-been 23+ year old

Lindsay Lohan is in transition between 1 and 2 right now, as is Hillary Duff. Christina Aguilera is still stuck in #3. Britney Spears is squarely in #4.

Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 09-28-2005, 02:38 PM:

Richard she does not look that great in person. She's been to a few screenings here in New York.
She looks better on TV. [beer]

Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 09-28-2005, 02:42 PM:

quote: Bill Gabel
She's been to a few screenings here in New York.
She looks better on TV.

Thats because she carries around that huge "Ben Nye" TV makeup kit!

Mark

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 09-28-2005, 03:00 PM:

Labeled "My face is in this bag." [Smile]

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-28-2005, 03:14 PM:

I saw a music video of hers while flipping around the tv, where's she's in a limo with friends, and she looks like she "hit the wall" already, and she wasn't even legal at that point, scary.

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 09-28-2005, 04:05 PM:

quote: Mike Blakesley
Britney Spears is squarely in #4.

..most definitely !

..a good definition of "BUTT UGLY"

-Monte

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-28-2005, 08:13 PM:

well, I found that pic from Brad's cinderella story review. Actually, Scarlett Johannsen is the perfect woman. Hilary is just as hot though

Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 09-28-2005, 08:30 PM:

Jeremy, I love that picture [Smile]

Geez Richard... she's the chick off of that ABC Family kids show. That's just sick dude.

Posted by Paul Goulet (Member # 297) on 09-28-2005, 08:35 PM:

quote: Andrew McCrea

This is rather disturbing...

Isn't it scary that Andrew is the mature one here? You've come a long way kiddo..Hmm..Do they have Mello Yello in Canada?

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 09-29-2005, 12:47 AM:

quote: Mike Blakesley
Seems like all these young star-lets have definite career phases:

1. Teenage cutie
2. 21-year-old slut
3. Tabloid fodder
3a. Gets sued by parents for millions of $
4. Has-been 23+ year old

Mike, here's another who's between 1 & 2...

Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 09-29-2005, 02:07 AM:

Now, I have to ask the simple question: Why does Richard posts these and any absolutely idiotic subjects like this and other posts and what is his reasoning behind all of this?

He knows that we have some intelligence of sorts and he's trying to figure us all out in some form or another. Is he trying to "get attention","fit within the brotherhood", or just posting stuff to see if he can "stir up the pot" so to say in making us expose ourselves in any fashion (and maybe get down to his level) with our comments in reply....?

- like shaking up a hornet's nest and see how may hornets come out of the woodwork...

Just wondering......-Monte

Posted by Joshua Waaland (Member # 287) on 09-29-2005, 07:02 AM:

Greco.....dude...... you need to get out more. [Wink]

I was watching that Kevin and Britney show the other day as I flipped through channels. That show sucks! I couldn't believe how immature she was and how trashy she acted. I bet her parents are proud....... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 09-29-2005, 08:01 AM:

quote: Monte L Fullmer
making us expose ourselves

What the??? Brad, I thought you said we werent gonna have to do that anymore???

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-29-2005, 11:15 AM:

Ok, First off, Tim, I'm not that much into Amanda Bynes, but she's hot too.

Monte, I post these posts because I like having fun on the forums and to stir up a bit of attention. I am known for posting some pretty off the wall shizit.

If you think that it is wrong, I tell you to check out this site and see who is next to turn 18

Yeah, she's hot, and yes, it is ok for me to have a crush on her now. So what.

Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 09-29-2005, 12:06 PM:

does that mean that I have to wait over 900 days to have a crush on Emma Watson? ... oh, wait... I think I just exposed myself. [Eek!]

Richard, I think Monte's point was that "being known for posting some pretty off the wall shizit" isn't exactly what this is. This isn't "off the wall," its just ... tired.

Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 09-29-2005, 12:43 PM:

Oh I dunno, I think it's kind of fun when Richard posts one of these threads and then everyone makes fun of him. It shows he's a good sport that he doesn't take offense when people give him a little good-natured ribbing. It's pretty easy to avoid these threads if you're not inclined to participate.

Just think, if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have The Greco Factor for rating a movie's hot-chicks content.

Oh, wait a second, I think I just encouraged the kid. [uhoh]

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-29-2005, 05:29 PM:

Hmmmmmm... My comment is: No comment.
[Razz]

Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 09-29-2005, 06:09 PM:

Richard

My advice just shave. It may get you more google hits [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 09-29-2005, 06:27 PM:

quote: Mike Blakesley
Just think, if it wasn't for him we wouldn't have The Greco Factor for rating a movie's hot-chicks content.

I thought the greco factor was rating a movie's underage hot-prepubescent-girl content. I guess I'm confused.

Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 09-29-2005, 06:41 PM:

The Greco factor much like the man that its named after has evolved over the past year or so...no longer is it just a tool to judge how hot a 10 year old **It just feels so wrong typing this, wheres the soap** is going to be when shes legal. But also a second film rating for the hotness of the woman in the film.

I hope this helps in some way shape or form. And isn't that picture that Jermey posted of her sister. That looks more like her sister then her, oh and my 2 cents. Shes FUGLY!!!! Give me Kate Beckinsale or give me death!! [thumbsup]

*and shes been legal for a long time* You can't go wrong with her in Van Helsing, may of been a bad movie but she was worth the two hours.

Posted by Richard Greco (Member # 2032) on 09-29-2005, 06:58 PM:

Greco Factor for Beckinsale: 7.5

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-29-2005, 07:28 PM:

I thought the Greco factor was a ratings system designed by washed up 80s actor? [Big Grin]