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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-22-2006, 10:49 PM:
After making a deal with our Grand-Poo-BAH that there will be NO dumbass post by some dumbass FT member/user, and after more than a year and a half, it's time for me to start a NEW 3-word game!
In the spirit of the thread, the ONLY rule to play is you have to sensibly add to the continuity of the thread by posting exactly 3 words no matter how ridiculous. No fair cheating by running words together or using unnecessary hyphens. The idea is to finally make a complete sentence that makes sense while dangling your modifiers in public.
There will be NO comments or signatures allowed! ONLY the 3 words!
Violations of these rules will result in me having to buy Brad a really EXPENSIVE streak dinner or YOU a $200 fine payable to our Grand-Poo-BAH via PayPal!
I'll start it off:
That Brad Miller
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-22-2006, 11:47 PM:
spooled a roll
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-23-2006, 12:00 AM:
while eating his
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 04-23-2006, 01:18 AM:
Jello Pudding Pops
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-23-2006, 02:31 AM:
and wiping the
Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 04-23-2006, 02:46 AM:
rest off of
Posted by Edwin Schwing (Member # 1270) on 04-23-2006, 03:21 AM:
that stuff that
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 04-23-2006, 05:00 AM:
he uses to
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 04-23-2006, 05:15 AM:
measure the length
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-23-2006, 10:14 AM:
of streak dinners.
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 04-23-2006, 10:40 AM:
Streak dinners are
Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-23-2006, 11:27 AM:
some kind of
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-23-2006, 04:28 PM:
rare cuisine in
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 04-23-2006, 05:06 PM:
the country of
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-23-2006, 10:02 PM:
Australia, where you
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-23-2006, 10:22 PM:
treat snake bites
Posted by Adam Wilbert (Member # 1184) on 04-23-2006, 10:52 PM:
by sucking out
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-24-2006, 01:18 AM:
the venom with
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 04-24-2006, 05:50 AM:
huge, locomotive-sized
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-24-2006, 07:45 AM:
suction cups that
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-24-2006, 01:48 PM:
suck. However, Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-24-2006, 02:48 PM:
suction cups are
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-24-2006, 03:40 PM:
the best for
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-24-2006, 05:19 PM:
arousing the flesh
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-24-2006, 06:12 PM:
under the rosey
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-25-2006, 03:49 AM:
unmentionable body parts
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 04-25-2006, 06:37 AM:
that glisten enticingly
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-25-2006, 08:34 AM:
in the dark.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-25-2006, 01:30 PM:
But Bevan's suction
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-25-2006, 02:17 PM:
mechanism isn't really
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-25-2006, 02:32 PM:
all that different
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-25-2006, 03:57 PM:
it just sucks
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-25-2006, 04:50 PM:
massively. Tonight, after
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 04-25-2006, 05:34 PM:
pondering large cups
Posted by Paul Konen (Member # 41) on 04-25-2006, 06:18 PM:
of film guard,
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-25-2006, 08:13 PM:
i noticed a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-25-2006, 09:05 PM:
a large buldge
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-26-2006, 12:34 AM:
of placenta flesh
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-26-2006, 01:49 AM:
in katie holmes's
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-26-2006, 09:47 AM:
husband's mouth. He
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 04-26-2006, 10:09 AM:
swallowed all the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-26-2006, 03:51 PM:
bloody tissue and
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-26-2006, 04:01 PM:
chanted Scientology verses
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-26-2006, 05:25 PM:
before regurgitating 666
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2006, 05:40 PM:
Ritz crackers. Clint
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-26-2006, 07:50 PM:
projectile-vomited uncontrollably
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-26-2006, 07:54 PM:
until all the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2006, 08:28 PM:
red LEDs were
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-26-2006, 08:29 PM:
flashing rhythmically like
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-26-2006, 08:59 PM:
Phil's house lights.
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-26-2006, 09:07 PM:
Dry heaves followed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2006, 09:14 PM:
Brad's FT comments
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-26-2006, 09:52 PM:
. Brad commented that
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-26-2006, 10:59 PM:
CP650s don't warble
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-27-2006, 03:39 AM:
nearly as often
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-27-2006, 09:13 AM:
when the moon
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-27-2006, 09:15 AM:
rises above the
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-27-2006, 10:07 AM:
Film-Tech screening room,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-27-2006, 10:12 AM:
because the moonshine
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-27-2006, 10:30 AM:
coupled with the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-27-2006, 12:39 PM:
flawless image of
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-27-2006, 12:57 PM:
Andy Summers' THX
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-27-2006, 01:07 PM:
certified boxer shorts
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-27-2006, 06:49 PM:
will reflect off
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-27-2006, 09:37 PM:
the curved silver
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-27-2006, 09:48 PM:
belt buckle that
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 04-27-2006, 10:17 PM:
Phil gave him
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-28-2006, 12:00 AM:
for his easter
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-28-2006, 12:22 AM:
spooooon guaaaard, but
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-28-2006, 01:13 AM:
I digress. Once
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-28-2006, 02:07 AM:
that happens, the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-28-2006, 06:39 AM:
silver coating which
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 04-28-2006, 07:17 AM:
hides under the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-28-2006, 09:30 AM:
old DTS discs
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 04-28-2006, 10:33 AM:
will go away.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-28-2006, 10:57 AM:
Then the digital
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-28-2006, 11:37 AM:
clock which displays
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-28-2006, 12:08 PM:
flashing digits suddenly
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-28-2006, 12:19 PM:
EXPLODED!! Phil said,
Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-28-2006, 01:14 PM:
that he would
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-28-2006, 01:16 PM:
screen five 70mm
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-28-2006, 01:35 PM:
prints from the
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-28-2006, 02:10 PM:
top of Joe's
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-28-2006, 03:00 PM:
uncle’s surgically augmented
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-28-2006, 03:34 PM:
big flagstaff head
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-28-2006, 04:00 PM:
while simultaneously contemplating
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-28-2006, 06:36 PM:
how fast Brad
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-28-2006, 08:22 PM:
could thread a
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 04-29-2006, 03:02 AM:
Motiograph with a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-29-2006, 09:15 PM:
broken arm. Cory
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-29-2006, 11:23 PM:
started cleaning the
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-30-2006, 12:24 AM:
bugs out of
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 04-30-2006, 12:28 AM:
his heinie. Tomorrow,
Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-30-2006, 04:35 AM:
both are going
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 04-30-2006, 06:26 AM:
to hijack a
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 04-30-2006, 10:39 AM:
well trained donkey
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-30-2006, 12:39 PM:
having technical skills
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-30-2006, 02:10 PM:
in O-level Geography
Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 04-30-2006, 03:51 PM:
so that a
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-30-2006, 06:04 PM:
cross country expedition
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 04-30-2006, 07:51 PM:
can find contraband
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 04-30-2006, 07:56 PM:
Film done...RIGHT ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-30-2006, 09:12 PM:
NOW! Thinking back,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-30-2006, 09:37 PM:
Cory realized he
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-30-2006, 09:46 PM:
should not have
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 04-30-2006, 10:07 PM:
drank so much
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 04-30-2006, 10:14 PM:
Simplex projector oil
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-30-2006, 11:01 PM:
from the beer-bong ![[beer]](graemlins/beer.gif)
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 04-30-2006, 11:01 PM:
with XeKote chasers
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 04-30-2006, 11:32 PM:
from Aaron's booth
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-01-2006, 01:11 AM:
because Petaluma is
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-01-2006, 02:17 AM:
the centre [centre] of
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-01-2006, 02:22 AM:
Lubriplate production, and
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 05-01-2006, 02:56 AM:
fresh foreskin munching
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-01-2006, 09:15 AM:
. Maybe it's time
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-01-2006, 09:23 AM:
to think about
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-01-2006, 09:23 AM:
the meaning of
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-01-2006, 10:01 AM:
Richard Greco's cranium?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-01-2006, 03:01 PM:
Then, Brad's pet
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-01-2006, 03:18 PM:
monkey took a
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-01-2006, 05:04 PM:
liking to Phil
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-01-2006, 05:43 PM:
pee stained house
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-01-2006, 07:25 PM:
and smelly brown
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-01-2006, 08:45 PM:
"skid marks" on
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-01-2006, 09:08 PM:
his pet skunk
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-02-2006, 08:43 AM:
"Stinky". But Phil
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-02-2006, 08:49 AM:
,always the gentleman,
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-02-2006, 09:31 AM:
refrained from saying
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-02-2006, 09:38 AM:
pet my skunk
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-02-2006, 10:30 AM:
, instead, pet my
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-02-2006, 11:35 AM:
staff member who
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-02-2006, 12:50 PM:
ate his own
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-02-2006, 01:17 PM:
feces. Then, Phil
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-02-2006, 03:20 PM:
Jackson asked Kobe
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-02-2006, 03:43 PM:
why offensive rebounds
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-02-2006, 07:35 PM:
were more important
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-02-2006, 07:35 PM:
then Shaq's ass.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-02-2006, 07:40 PM:
Then Cory and
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-02-2006, 10:32 PM:
Phil decided that
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-02-2006, 11:27 PM:
derailing trains won't
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-03-2006, 02:13 AM:
happen if Kodak
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-03-2006, 02:37 AM:
started to manufacture
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-03-2006, 03:14 AM:
unflamable nitrate film
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-03-2006, 03:36 AM:
and silver pennies.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-03-2006, 07:19 AM:
Perhaps John Pytlak
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-03-2006, 07:29 AM:
will know if
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-03-2006, 07:43 AM:
if that is
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-03-2006, 10:41 AM:
A Frontal Lobotomy
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-03-2006, 04:13 PM:
which invokes his
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-03-2006, 05:54 PM:
Cap code smile
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-03-2006, 06:09 PM:
regarding Phil's ennema
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-03-2006, 06:49 PM:
and Will's dorkiness.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-03-2006, 09:39 PM:
Superman and Lois
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-03-2006, 09:43 PM:
love Tom Cruise
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-03-2006, 09:52 PM:
but Jimmy Olsen
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-04-2006, 12:40 AM:
impregnated Katie Holmes
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-04-2006, 02:27 AM:
before Tom could
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-04-2006, 03:21 AM:
jump on Oprah's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-04-2006, 03:41 AM:
couch so that
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-04-2006, 11:02 AM:
his enema bag
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-04-2006, 11:09 AM:
made a sound
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-04-2006, 01:22 PM:
like Jenna Jameson's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-04-2006, 01:58 PM:
Left butt cheek.
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 05-04-2006, 05:39 PM:
Suddenly, the Christie
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-04-2006, 07:49 PM:
ate the cyan
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-04-2006, 07:51 PM:
-ide laced food
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-04-2006, 10:57 PM:
that Phil prepared
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-04-2006, 11:04 PM:
from Kodak's ME-4
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-05-2006, 12:33 AM:
.Large chunks of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-05-2006, 01:26 AM:
ferricyanide bleach will
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-05-2006, 01:36 AM:
melt your skin
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-05-2006, 05:05 AM:
and cause your
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-05-2006, 08:53 AM:
death. That is
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 05-05-2006, 11:23 AM:
most unfortunate, as
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-05-2006, 06:26 PM:
living is very
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-05-2006, 07:59 PM:
underrated among many
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-05-2006, 08:14 PM:
who don't have
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-05-2006, 09:36 PM:
Floyd Newton's philosophy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-05-2006, 11:46 PM:
of never having
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-06-2006, 02:53 AM:
to many peanuts
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-06-2006, 02:47 PM:
or peanut sacks!
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-06-2006, 03:38 PM:
Moreover, Phil's peanuts
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-06-2006, 04:19 PM:
awed Richard Greco
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-06-2006, 04:44 PM:
with salted goodness
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-06-2006, 06:15 PM:
when freshly roasted.
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-06-2006, 07:15 PM:
The Greco Factor
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-06-2006, 07:34 PM:
: When one vicariously
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-06-2006, 07:37 PM:
lured Ron Jeremy
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-06-2006, 09:14 PM:
and Traci Lords
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-06-2006, 10:13 PM:
Phil, Jenna and....
Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 05-06-2006, 10:15 PM:
...A FilmGuard bottle
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-07-2006, 01:32 AM:
filled with KY
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2006, 01:51 AM:
jelly and jam
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-07-2006, 01:52 AM:
-packed with unidentifiable
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2006, 02:39 AM:
party favors. Now
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-07-2006, 07:25 PM:
, Brad shows us
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-07-2006, 07:35 PM:
how to gently
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-07-2006, 08:04 PM:
massage the liquid
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-07-2006, 09:04 PM:
deeply into the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-07-2006, 09:59 PM:
dark and dirty
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 12:25 AM:
places that Aaron
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-08-2006, 12:36 AM:
likes to lick
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 01:46 AM:
after out clubbing.
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-08-2006, 02:13 AM:
Meanwhile Brad and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 02:31 AM:
Cory had wild
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-08-2006, 02:39 AM:
raw animal sex
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 02:47 AM:
with eachother. Jason
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-08-2006, 06:31 AM:
disapproved, but surprisingly,
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-08-2006, 06:41 AM:
could not stop
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-08-2006, 07:35 AM:
staring at Brad's
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2006, 10:21 AM:
bottle of FilmGuard,
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-08-2006, 10:27 AM:
which was empty!
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2006, 10:36 AM:
Brad had used
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-08-2006, 11:49 AM:
on his massive
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-08-2006, 12:55 PM:
bicepts a full
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-08-2006, 01:44 PM:
yet empty, thing
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 01:52 PM:
of spraycan PAM.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-08-2006, 03:30 PM:
I'll bet that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-08-2006, 03:53 PM:
Aaron and Brian
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-08-2006, 05:16 PM:
are about to
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-08-2006, 05:45 PM:
get their keyboards
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-08-2006, 06:58 PM:
lubed up and
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-08-2006, 07:10 PM:
ready to roll
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-08-2006, 07:21 PM:
their mouse balls
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-08-2006, 09:17 PM:
rolled into the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-09-2006, 01:58 PM:
Xenex-II lamphouse with
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-09-2006, 04:06 PM:
grammatically questionable results.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2006, 04:07 PM:
The problem here
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-09-2006, 05:15 PM:
is that Phil's
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-09-2006, 05:26 PM:
impeccable fashion sense
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-09-2006, 05:46 PM:
often clashes with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-09-2006, 05:46 PM:
Cory's swimsuit that
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-09-2006, 05:51 PM:
is rarely worn
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-09-2006, 07:09 PM:
in places where
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-09-2006, 08:17 PM:
normally one has
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-09-2006, 09:26 PM:
been rquired to
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-09-2006, 10:15 PM:
contort uncontrollably for
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-09-2006, 10:40 PM:
the amusement of
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-10-2006, 12:14 AM:
fellow inmates at
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-10-2006, 01:09 AM:
krispy kreme headquarters
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-10-2006, 01:45 AM:
in Phil's basement.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-10-2006, 08:14 AM:
Why Phil's Basement?
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-10-2006, 09:01 AM:
Becuase that place
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-10-2006, 10:06 AM:
is listed on
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-10-2006, 11:01 AM:
more databases than
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-10-2006, 12:58 PM:
Brad's screening room.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-10-2006, 01:20 PM:
Now that we
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-10-2006, 02:24 PM:
said what we
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2006, 03:01 PM:
truly believe, I
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-10-2006, 03:03 PM:
think it's time
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2006, 03:04 PM:
for martinis 'til
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-10-2006, 03:04 PM:
the sun comes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2006, 03:16 PM:
over the Hollywood
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-10-2006, 05:23 PM:
Sign. Meanwhile Aaron
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-10-2006, 06:16 PM:
was testing the
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-10-2006, 07:40 PM:
automation cue system
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-10-2006, 08:13 PM:
but connected the
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-10-2006, 08:38 PM:
waffle iron instead
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-10-2006, 09:08 PM:
to his big
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-10-2006, 11:47 PM:
hyperventillating, panic attacked,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 02:14 AM:
(Eric: Please see the rules about continuity and dumbass posts)
Building on Bob's last post:
house dimmer board.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2006, 05:09 AM:
Meanwhile in Texas
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-11-2006, 08:00 AM:
people who dislike
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-11-2006, 09:39 AM:
tornados can just
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2006, 09:57 AM:
move to California
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-11-2006, 10:34 AM:
where earthquakes are
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2006, 11:09 AM:
meeting mudslides and
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-11-2006, 01:26 PM:
meteor showers. Bob,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 01:34 PM:
Cory, Aaron, Brian,
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-11-2006, 02:24 PM:
and the rest
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 05-11-2006, 02:36 PM:
can all just
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-11-2006, 03:31 PM:
huddle together under
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 03:33 PM:
the Yum-Yum Tree.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-11-2006, 03:36 PM:
But trees often
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 03:36 PM:
have birds that
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-11-2006, 04:37 PM:
exude extremely unpleasant
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-11-2006, 05:05 PM:
droppings that Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-11-2006, 05:07 PM:
collects for Aaron's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-11-2006, 05:29 PM:
droppings collection. Now
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-11-2006, 08:59 PM:
that schwarzenegger is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-11-2006, 11:13 PM:
not in Hollywood
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-11-2006, 11:20 PM:
he is free
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-11-2006, 11:23 PM:
to collect droppings
[ 05-12-2006, 07:53 AM: Message edited by: Matt Fields ]
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-12-2006, 03:12 AM:
from his massive
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-12-2006, 04:53 AM:
long, red, dribbling
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-12-2006, 12:01 PM:
pet gorilla named
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2006, 01:29 PM:
"Kong". But finding
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-12-2006, 01:55 PM:
Kong's uvula on
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2006, 02:04 PM:
his soft palate
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-12-2006, 02:06 PM:
, Schwarzenegger finally realized
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2006, 02:07 PM:
why the beast
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-12-2006, 02:11 PM:
had such a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2006, 02:47 PM:
hunger for "beauty".
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2006, 03:23 PM:
All this leads
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-12-2006, 06:33 PM:
to an inarguable
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-12-2006, 06:59 PM:
conviction that Kong
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2006, 09:12 PM:
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-12-2006, 09:13 PM:
is smarter than
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-12-2006, 10:31 PM:
Sylvester Stalone because
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-12-2006, 11:30 PM:
EVERYONE is! Meanwhile
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-13-2006, 12:25 AM:
back at headquarters
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-13-2006, 12:32 AM:
, rioting Stallone fans
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-13-2006, 02:19 AM:
like Phil started
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-13-2006, 04:21 AM:
racial tensions with
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-13-2006, 05:03 AM:
an eggroll, which
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-13-2006, 07:04 AM:
when inserted in
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-13-2006, 11:51 AM:
someone's ear will
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-13-2006, 11:59 AM:
cause them to
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-13-2006, 12:23 PM:
to DEMAND Viagra
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2006, 01:01 PM:
. Rick and Aaron
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-13-2006, 03:23 PM:
love viagra because
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2006, 03:28 PM:
Will uses it!
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-13-2006, 03:36 PM:
Meanwhile, at Skywalker
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-13-2006, 03:54 PM:
Ranch, Georgie-boy is
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-13-2006, 06:16 PM:
planning his latest
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-13-2006, 06:29 PM:
almighty drug crazed
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-13-2006, 07:09 PM:
BBQ with Coppola.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-14-2006, 12:27 AM:
Georgie-boy loves it
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-14-2006, 01:00 AM:
when Phil takes
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-14-2006, 01:05 AM:
care of his
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-14-2006, 01:29 AM:
wookie. Mark Hamill
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-14-2006, 02:46 AM:
is too cocky!
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-14-2006, 08:33 AM:
Harrison Ford is
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-14-2006, 11:25 AM:
some famous guy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-14-2006, 11:49 AM:
that can't act.
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 05-14-2006, 11:51 AM:
but his hammer
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-14-2006, 06:58 PM:
of the Gods
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-14-2006, 07:26 PM:
convinced Chewbacca that
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-14-2006, 07:27 PM:
it's time for
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-14-2006, 07:47 PM:
George's 62nd birthday
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-14-2006, 08:09 PM:
with a new
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-14-2006, 10:08 PM:
Phil Wookie suit
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-15-2006, 01:34 AM:
and a digital
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-15-2006, 03:25 AM:
yoda hat with
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-15-2006, 04:59 AM:
pulsating hi-def
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-15-2006, 10:55 AM:
rocket boosters, when
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2006, 11:59 AM:
Phil sneezed knocking
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-15-2006, 12:17 PM:
out Georgie-boy cold.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-15-2006, 12:42 PM:
Sheepishly, Phil said, "
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 05-15-2006, 01:04 PM:
"'bout time"!
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-15-2006, 08:56 PM:
May the force
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2006, 09:28 PM:
be in Phil's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-15-2006, 11:53 PM:
parrot's feathery pants
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-16-2006, 12:33 AM:
among other things
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-16-2006, 01:54 AM:
. By remarkable coincidence,
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 05-16-2006, 01:56 AM:
many forum posts
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2006, 07:18 AM:
have expressed concern
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2006, 09:46 AM:
about the future
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-16-2006, 09:48 AM:
of 35mm film.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2006, 01:46 PM:
Over ten billion
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-16-2006, 01:54 PM:
years have past
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2006, 02:21 PM:
since Phil's last
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2006, 02:21 PM:
"Big Bang" formed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2006, 02:23 PM:
a ring around
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2006, 02:31 PM:
Uranus, which started
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-16-2006, 02:55 PM:
a chain of
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2006, 03:26 PM:
catastrophic events that
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-16-2006, 03:30 PM:
made dinosaurs extinct.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-16-2006, 03:36 PM:
Allowing "Jurassic Park"
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2006, 03:54 PM:
author Michael Crichton
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2006, 06:02 PM:
the chance of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2006, 06:57 PM:
completing his novel.
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-16-2006, 06:59 PM:
Now thats off
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2006, 07:02 PM:
and running fast
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-16-2006, 09:46 PM:
cave man Phil
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-16-2006, 10:30 PM:
was happy that
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-17-2006, 02:45 AM:
"Jurassic Park IV"
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-17-2006, 07:00 AM:
would never equal
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 12:35 PM:
"Bad Santa" or
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-17-2006, 12:42 PM:
"Badder Santa" because
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 12:44 PM:
Cory likes sitting
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-17-2006, 12:52 PM:
in Santa's lap
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-17-2006, 04:05 PM:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-17-2006, 05:38 PM:
Home alone with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-17-2006, 06:54 PM:
no clothes on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 08:05 PM:
while smelling his
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-17-2006, 08:08 PM:
dolby test loop
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 08:10 PM:
and fingers. Meanwhile
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-17-2006, 08:26 PM:
there was a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 08:55 PM:
uproar about Cory's
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-17-2006, 08:58 PM:
noxious fart gas
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-17-2006, 09:00 PM:
that Aaron likes.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-17-2006, 10:03 PM:
Later that day
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-17-2006, 11:14 PM:
Phil's pet alpaca
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-18-2006, 12:21 AM:
pooed on his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-18-2006, 09:28 AM:
lap, and peed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-18-2006, 02:25 PM:
all over his
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-18-2006, 08:03 PM:
beta video collection
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-18-2006, 09:02 PM:
, rendering it totally
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-18-2006, 09:05 PM:
worthless to most
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-18-2006, 09:12 PM:
porn poon fans!
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-18-2006, 09:22 PM:
Undeterred, Phil grabbed
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-18-2006, 09:23 PM:
his broken hand
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-18-2006, 09:26 PM:
grenade and threw
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-18-2006, 09:34 PM:
it at the
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-18-2006, 10:03 PM:
crotch of Mr.
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-18-2006, 10:06 PM:
Alpaca, who collapsed
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-18-2006, 10:08 PM:
with fits of
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 05-18-2006, 10:17 PM:
pain and flashes
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-18-2006, 10:45 PM:
kitty platter porn
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-19-2006, 02:50 AM:
all over the
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-19-2006, 05:05 AM:
kids school bus
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-19-2006, 07:03 AM:
This is not
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-19-2006, 08:48 AM:
a joke. Forward
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2006, 09:03 AM:
this to everybody
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-19-2006, 10:10 AM:
, or else you
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2006, 10:28 AM:
may have to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-19-2006, 01:36 PM:
sit and endure
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2006, 01:45 PM:
Phil's home videos.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-19-2006, 02:54 PM:
In the unlikely
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2006, 03:24 PM:
event that 5/70
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-19-2006, 03:55 PM:
8/70 and 15/70
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2006, 04:50 PM:
will survive for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-19-2006, 04:59 PM:
10 Billion more
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-19-2006, 05:22 PM:
nanoseconds before DCTV
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-19-2006, 07:48 PM:
takes over mars
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-19-2006, 08:39 PM:
, the Greco Factor
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-20-2006, 12:00 AM:
does not determine
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2006, 05:55 AM:
the speed of
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-20-2006, 01:14 PM:
Slowpoke Rodriguez going
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2006, 02:34 PM:
to Aaron's house.
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-20-2006, 03:59 PM:
Then Speedy Gonzalez
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-20-2006, 04:13 PM:
raced the Roadrunner
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-20-2006, 04:30 PM:
while TAZZ was
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-21-2006, 12:21 AM:
at Phil's place
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-21-2006, 01:04 AM:
chugging a beer
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-21-2006, 01:18 AM:
and smoking some
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-21-2006, 01:53 AM:
high quality organic
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-21-2006, 02:59 AM:
Viagra, K-Y, and
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-21-2006, 12:15 PM:
other non-flammables. Once
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-21-2006, 03:34 PM:
Phil saw TAZZ
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-21-2006, 05:00 PM:
, he kissed him
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-22-2006, 12:56 AM:
and chased daffy
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-22-2006, 01:29 AM:
round the room.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-22-2006, 09:05 AM:
making rude sounds
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2006, 04:11 PM:
cooking Duck L'Orange.
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-22-2006, 07:20 PM:
Yesterday kermit approached
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-22-2006, 07:36 PM:
Phil and said
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-22-2006, 10:02 PM:
let there be
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 05-23-2006, 06:05 AM:
one person who
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 08:46 AM:
steps into the
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-23-2006, 09:23 AM:
light and sees
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-23-2006, 09:41 AM:
genuine 4k resolution.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-23-2006, 10:23 AM:
Now, observe, as
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2006, 11:06 AM:
I attempt the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 12:50 PM:
final connection. Help!
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-23-2006, 01:30 PM:
I can feel
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2006, 01:53 PM:
the film gods
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 02:16 PM:
communicating to me
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2006, 02:57 PM:
through the analog
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-23-2006, 03:19 PM:
/digital converter, but
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:25 PM:
the computer dot's
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-23-2006, 03:25 PM:
my mind distract
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 03:26 PM:
the compression algorithm
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:27 PM:
makes me throw
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 03:29 PM:
Bob to the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:30 PM:
wolves, of course.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-23-2006, 03:31 PM:
Anywhoo... here we
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:32 PM:
go back to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 03:34 PM:
the future with
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-23-2006, 03:38 PM:
with his hands
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:48 PM:
touching Phil's private
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 03:53 PM:
film collection. Cory
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 03:54 PM:
built his house
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 03:56 PM:
of ill repute
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 04:07 PM:
and laughed all
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-23-2006, 04:21 PM:
the way home.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 04:59 PM:
Phil and Adam,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 05:06 PM:
Bob and Cory,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 05:09 PM:
Brad and Joe,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 05:11 PM:
Aaron and Rick,
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-23-2006, 07:51 PM:
Phil, Jenna and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 08:32 PM:
Kermit the frog,
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-23-2006, 09:25 PM:
sang Micheal Jackson's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-23-2006, 09:52 PM:
Billy Jean until
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-23-2006, 10:24 PM:
the sun came
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-23-2006, 11:04 PM:
up. Then Cory
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-23-2006, 11:27 PM:
pulled Phil's finger
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-24-2006, 01:10 AM:
,ate a carrot
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-24-2006, 02:29 AM:
drank a beer
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-24-2006, 03:18 AM:
, diced an onion,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-24-2006, 04:54 AM:
and rubbed it
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-24-2006, 05:04 AM:
on his rosy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2006, 07:29 AM:
extremely large backside,
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-24-2006, 08:16 AM:
where it smelled
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-24-2006, 08:31 AM:
better than the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2006, 09:37 AM:
slop at the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-24-2006, 10:11 AM:
concession stand that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-24-2006, 10:27 AM:
was being served
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-24-2006, 10:52 AM:
by poorly motivated
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2006, 10:55 AM:
staff. How come
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-24-2006, 11:28 AM:
that's the standard?
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 05-24-2006, 11:55 AM:
Jack Valenti thinks
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 05-24-2006, 11:56 AM:
pirate movies are
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-24-2006, 12:35 PM:
causing many to
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-24-2006, 12:48 PM:
holes in the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-24-2006, 01:17 PM:
pirated copies of
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-24-2006, 02:21 PM:
Phil's x-rated movies.
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-24-2006, 03:01 PM:
Dislexia sucks, Ay?
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-24-2006, 05:59 PM:
On to better
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-24-2006, 11:38 PM:
yet less expensive
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-25-2006, 08:11 AM:
projection, sound, site-lines,
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-25-2006, 10:04 AM:
and pooper scoopers.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 10:44 AM:
Canine excrement never
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-25-2006, 10:59 AM:
reaches the level
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 11:30 AM:
found in kennels
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-25-2006, 12:03 PM:
where dog's eat
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 12:15 PM:
meat rather than
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-25-2006, 01:04 PM:
meat by products.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-25-2006, 01:51 PM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 01:55 PM:
17 Cherry Street,
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-25-2006, 01:56 PM:
home of the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 02:00 PM:
Bob Maar Joke-a-Thon.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-25-2006, 02:02 PM:
We can see
[ 05-25-2006, 03:46 PM: Message edited by: Clint Koch ]
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2006, 02:16 PM:
London and France
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-25-2006, 02:53 PM:
love reading Bob's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-25-2006, 03:46 PM:
secret daily journal
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-25-2006, 05:59 PM:
of MAARtini recipes
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-25-2006, 06:28 PM:
guarateed to inebriate
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-25-2006, 08:23 PM:
even the biggest
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2006, 08:36 PM:
Film-Tech'er. Meanwhile Aaron
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-25-2006, 11:11 PM:
loves his flaming
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-25-2006, 11:52 PM:
xenon lamps in
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 05-26-2006, 12:53 AM:
Strong lamphouses. Phil
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-26-2006, 06:17 AM:
,feeling a little
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-26-2006, 06:38 AM:
peckish around noon
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-26-2006, 08:51 AM:
decided to blow
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-26-2006, 09:30 AM:
off the show
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-26-2006, 01:16 PM:
and go over
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-26-2006, 02:04 PM:
the lyrics to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2006, 02:08 PM:
"Me So Horny".
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-26-2006, 02:16 PM:
Actually, Homer Simpson
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-26-2006, 03:13 PM:
, a great philanthropist,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2006, 03:19 PM:
and radio activist,
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-26-2006, 03:36 PM:
has never claimed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-26-2006, 05:42 PM:
to be more
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-26-2006, 07:18 PM:
yellow than phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-26-2006, 07:44 PM:
's Lemonade. Cory sipped
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-26-2006, 08:18 PM:
"lemonade" but discovered
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-26-2006, 11:47 PM:
it was urine
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-27-2006, 01:04 AM:
. How about that?
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-27-2006, 01:56 AM:
Disgusted, Cory vomited
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-27-2006, 02:32 AM:
on phil's parrot
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-27-2006, 04:40 AM:
and pee'd on
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 05-27-2006, 09:25 AM:
Brad's collection of
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 05-27-2006, 11:55 AM:
bootleg porn videos
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-27-2006, 01:34 PM:
. After all that,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-27-2006, 04:52 PM:
Cory went to
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-27-2006, 05:25 PM:
get more lemonade
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 05-27-2006, 05:29 PM:
but found instead
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-27-2006, 06:57 PM:
a big, hairy
Posted by Justin Gorka (Member # 3727) on 05-27-2006, 08:46 PM:
wart on his
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-27-2006, 10:35 PM:
Floyd Newton inspired
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-29-2006, 03:51 AM:
left inner thigh
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 05-29-2006, 08:30 AM:
just below his
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-29-2006, 06:20 PM:
tattoo of three
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-29-2006, 07:17 PM:
blind mice. Meanwhile
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 05-29-2006, 07:17 PM:
notoriously horrid Lucas
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-29-2006, 07:38 PM:
the Digital Apologist
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-29-2006, 10:32 PM:
surfed the web.
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 05-30-2006, 03:47 AM:
In search of
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-30-2006, 09:08 AM:
Mr. Spock's ears,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-30-2006, 10:19 AM:
(the cure for
Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 05-30-2006, 10:21 AM:
a certain itching
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 05-30-2006, 11:18 AM:
) and then ran
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-30-2006, 11:31 AM:
(broken sentence alert!)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2006, 06:17 PM:
(I agree, Mark... let's take it from:)
Meanwhile, notoriously horrid Lucas the Digital Apologist surfed the web. In search of Mr. Spock's ears,
Cory licked Matt's
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 05-30-2006, 07:59 PM:
curved spinal cord
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-30-2006, 08:03 PM:
which had been
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 05-31-2006, 12:14 AM:
severely crippled in
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 05-31-2006, 03:32 PM:
a freak accident.
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-01-2006, 04:58 AM:
Harry Potter and
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 06-01-2006, 01:04 PM:
Anal Bead Man
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-01-2006, 01:39 PM:
got caught in
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-01-2006, 02:18 PM:
a foam party
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2006, 02:35 PM:
when Nick forgot
Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 06-01-2006, 02:40 PM:
he wasn't wearing
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-01-2006, 05:40 PM:
any protection from
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-01-2006, 07:37 PM:
flying shards of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-01-2006, 11:54 PM:
smashed plastic beads.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-02-2006, 01:37 AM:
Out of nowhere
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 06-02-2006, 02:52 AM:
came Spiderman and
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-02-2006, 06:24 AM:
his personal mate
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-02-2006, 08:32 AM:
Mary Jane smoking
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-02-2006, 03:20 PM:
and choking on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-02-2006, 04:11 PM:
the fumes from
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-02-2006, 06:07 PM:
Phil's gaseous expulsions
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-02-2006, 06:42 PM:
This proves that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-02-2006, 07:03 PM:
Jon and Cory
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-02-2006, 07:44 PM:
phil and myself
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-03-2006, 12:02 AM:
are two pairs
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-03-2006, 12:44 AM:
of a kind.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2006, 09:32 AM:
I think I
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-04-2006, 05:59 PM:
heard something when
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-04-2006, 06:43 PM:
the cock crowed
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-05-2006, 04:48 AM:
twice he denied
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-05-2006, 09:41 AM:
all knowledge of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-05-2006, 04:36 PM:
the Da Vinci code.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-06-2006, 08:01 AM:
Don't you think
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2006, 09:53 AM:
we have endured
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 06-06-2006, 11:12 AM:
enough to last
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-06-2006, 12:01 PM:
50 lifetimes?? I
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-06-2006, 12:53 PM:
didn't think so.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-06-2006, 12:59 PM:
Yet oddly enough
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-06-2006, 01:06 PM:
I ... Oh nevermind!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-06-2006, 04:19 PM:
The time is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-06-2006, 04:46 PM:
running out for
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2006, 05:21 PM:
Aaron and Clint
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-06-2006, 09:14 PM:
because they have
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-06-2006, 11:28 PM:
a mission impossible
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-07-2006, 06:52 AM:
to complete. Then
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-07-2006, 07:00 AM:
only divine intervention
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-07-2006, 10:31 AM:
can bring about
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-07-2006, 02:40 PM:
the coming apocalypse
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-07-2006, 03:54 PM:
since 06-06-2006 didn't
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-07-2006, 05:47 PM:
rent the world
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 06-08-2006, 12:20 AM:
the worst of
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-08-2006, 05:53 AM:
times can only
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-08-2006, 09:28 AM:
be behind us.
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-08-2006, 12:23 PM:
That last sentence
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-08-2006, 12:30 PM:
has grammar that
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-08-2006, 12:52 PM:
makes Brad want
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-08-2006, 01:18 PM:
to ban posters
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 06-08-2006, 03:10 PM:
who speak poorly.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-08-2006, 03:20 PM:
Whatever you say,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-08-2006, 06:22 PM:
think carefully about
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-08-2006, 10:57 PM:
when you turn
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 06-09-2006, 12:38 AM:
left or right
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-09-2006, 03:55 AM:
otherwise there could
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-09-2006, 11:25 AM:
be posters banned.
[ 06-10-2006, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: Matt Fields ]
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-09-2006, 12:44 PM:
I'd name some,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-09-2006, 01:00 PM:
but then they'd
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-09-2006, 03:12 PM:
want royalty payments.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-10-2006, 02:20 AM:
So now we
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-10-2006, 03:32 PM:
should move on
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-10-2006, 09:53 PM:
to a topic
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-11-2006, 03:42 AM:
that Cory likes
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-12-2006, 07:40 AM:
because Cory is
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-12-2006, 10:24 AM:
wondering why everyone
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-12-2006, 11:34 AM:
mailed his picture
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-12-2006, 12:23 PM:
to "Queer Eye".
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-12-2006, 04:26 PM:
At the time
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-12-2006, 05:18 PM:
, it seemed like
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-12-2006, 06:35 PM:
Cory and Phil
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-12-2006, 06:40 PM:
together were known
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-12-2006, 09:36 PM:
(space) as the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-12-2006, 09:36 PM:
for their infamous
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-12-2006, 09:46 PM:
film threading. Clint
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-13-2006, 02:45 AM:
Eastwood couldn't thread
Posted by Jack Ondracek (Member # 1466) on 06-13-2006, 04:53 AM:
his way through
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-13-2006, 09:10 AM:
freeway traffic in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-13-2006, 10:16 AM:
spite of his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-13-2006, 10:23 AM:
Chuck Norris-like abilities
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-13-2006, 01:14 PM:
to perform miracles
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-13-2006, 01:56 PM:
from a flying
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-13-2006, 02:24 PM:
kick to a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-13-2006, 05:22 PM:
death defying leap
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-13-2006, 06:14 PM:
of faith. Meanwhile
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-13-2006, 06:15 PM:
the entire cast
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-13-2006, 06:31 PM:
of Lord of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-13-2006, 06:59 PM:
the Film Techers
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-13-2006, 08:48 PM:
hes been asked
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-14-2006, 07:25 AM:
to expand all
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-14-2006, 08:50 AM:
of his sport's
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-14-2006, 02:56 PM:
rules to include
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-14-2006, 03:21 PM:
Phil Hill's martini
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-14-2006, 03:53 PM:
chuckin' contest to
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 06-14-2006, 07:55 PM:
determine if you
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-14-2006, 09:31 PM:
can swallow the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-14-2006, 09:32 PM:
olive and toothpick.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-14-2006, 11:04 PM:
This would allow
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-14-2006, 11:33 PM:
everyone that wishes
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 06-14-2006, 11:47 PM:
to brainwrap a
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-15-2006, 02:54 AM:
slice of lemon
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-15-2006, 05:53 AM:
while standing on
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-15-2006, 07:33 AM:
their tiptoes to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-15-2006, 08:43 AM:
reach Aaron's software
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-15-2006, 09:10 AM:
controlling his Simplex
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-15-2006, 09:16 AM:
Standard projector. Now
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-15-2006, 09:42 AM:
that was a
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-15-2006, 10:10 AM:
night to remember
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-15-2006, 10:11 AM:
like the time
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-15-2006, 10:30 AM:
the Titanic sank.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-15-2006, 12:34 PM:
With all this
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-15-2006, 01:32 PM:
crazy projector talk
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-15-2006, 02:06 PM:
it's easy to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-15-2006, 06:35 PM:
see why the
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 06-16-2006, 12:33 AM:
Film-Tech forum goes
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-16-2006, 02:04 AM:
from strength to
Posted by Robert Burtcher (Member # 3227) on 06-16-2006, 04:11 AM:
absolute insanity quicker
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-16-2006, 01:32 PM:
than Phil can
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2006, 01:53 PM:
reply here. Bob
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-16-2006, 02:58 PM:
always makes sure
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-16-2006, 03:09 PM:
that John has
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2006, 03:38 PM:
brushed his teeth
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-16-2006, 04:54 PM:
with a dry
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2006, 05:31 PM:
filmguard media pad.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-16-2006, 05:54 PM:
Life, as we
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2006, 07:16 PM:
know it, has
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-16-2006, 07:21 PM:
gone to the
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-17-2006, 12:57 AM:
2k digital dogs.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-17-2006, 12:11 PM:
"Brad'll save us!",
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-17-2006, 05:47 PM:
from the wrath
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-17-2006, 09:07 PM:
of print inspectors
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 06-18-2006, 06:01 PM:
and CRAP code
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-19-2006, 10:55 AM:
that threaten our
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-19-2006, 11:20 AM:
very existance when
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-19-2006, 11:39 AM:
home video threatens
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-20-2006, 02:05 AM:
my fifth grade
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-20-2006, 07:16 AM:
teacher's tenure. Digital
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-20-2006, 10:20 AM:
projection is the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-20-2006, 10:33 AM:
sum of all
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-20-2006, 03:20 PM:
evil. Now we
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-20-2006, 03:42 PM:
fear it because
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-20-2006, 04:59 PM:
DCI has not
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-20-2006, 08:08 PM:
heeded the protests
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-20-2006, 09:37 PM:
from like minded
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-21-2006, 02:42 PM:
projection engineers who
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-21-2006, 04:49 PM:
have knocked themselves
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-21-2006, 10:09 PM:
out trying to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-22-2006, 02:46 AM:
keep film alive.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-25-2006, 10:11 AM:
There are many
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2006, 05:59 PM:
reasons that Clint
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 06-25-2006, 06:08 PM:
can never know
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-25-2006, 06:15 PM:
why Phil has
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-25-2006, 10:14 PM:
gotten his breasts
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2006, 10:48 PM:
at Colonel Sanders.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-26-2006, 12:12 AM:
Finger lickin tits
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-26-2006, 07:55 AM:
are awesome because
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-27-2006, 02:21 PM:
of transfatty cooking
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-28-2006, 01:17 AM:
as the foodchannel
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-28-2006, 07:48 AM:
shows yummy dishes.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-28-2006, 08:45 AM:
But food alone
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-28-2006, 10:34 AM:
can't cure the
Posted by Nathan Fettes (Member # 3545) on 06-28-2006, 11:35 AM:
itch you get
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-28-2006, 12:05 PM:
from having unprotected
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-28-2006, 12:48 PM:
sex with a
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 06-28-2006, 03:19 PM:
chicken from KFC.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-28-2006, 03:30 PM:
The Colonel says:
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-28-2006, 03:35 PM:
"If you swallow
Posted by Jack Rapper (Member # 1958) on 06-28-2006, 04:17 PM:
those debilitating chemicals
Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 06-28-2006, 04:18 PM:
we keep using
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-28-2006, 06:48 PM:
to kill vermin
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 06-28-2006, 06:54 PM:
, we will not
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-29-2006, 07:39 AM:
ever admit that
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-30-2006, 05:52 AM:
the secret ingredient
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-30-2006, 07:29 PM:
, like coca cola,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2006, 07:34 PM:
is toasted cockroaches.
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 06-30-2006, 08:45 PM:
If only SUPERMAN
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-30-2006, 10:18 PM:
had balls of
Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 07-01-2006, 04:04 PM:
krytonite, he might
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2006, 06:41 PM:
cry tonight. Meanwhile
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 07-02-2006, 02:45 PM:
,at the DailyPlanet,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-03-2006, 12:34 PM:
a rumor circulated
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 07-03-2006, 06:52 PM:
that Jimmy Olson
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2006, 10:03 PM:
and Clint are
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-04-2006, 04:38 AM:
engaged in very
Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 07-04-2006, 08:13 AM:
quirky type of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-04-2006, 11:02 AM:
relationship, but knowing
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-04-2006, 04:20 PM:
full well that
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-04-2006, 04:25 PM:
Superman is gay
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-04-2006, 07:19 PM:
what does Louis
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-04-2006, 08:01 PM:
have to say
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-04-2006, 08:08 PM:
about Metropolis? Cory
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-04-2006, 11:40 PM:
winked at Phil
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-05-2006, 01:17 AM:
which says heaps.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-05-2006, 08:54 AM:
Phil slips his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2006, 09:26 AM:
kayak into the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-05-2006, 12:47 PM:
deep blue sea
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-05-2006, 01:44 PM:
while he chew's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-05-2006, 05:23 PM:
the top off
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2006, 07:47 PM:
a lowfat yogurt.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-05-2006, 09:13 PM:
Meanwhile Clint jumped
Posted by Cody Martin (Member # 2523) on 07-05-2006, 09:14 PM:
into the kayak
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2006, 09:27 PM:
and strained his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-05-2006, 09:35 PM:
one and only,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-06-2006, 04:13 PM:
and truly unique
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2006, 09:59 PM:
tongue while trying
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-08-2006, 10:24 PM:
very hard to
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-09-2006, 12:34 AM:
make it reach
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-09-2006, 06:08 PM:
the ever elusive
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-09-2006, 07:47 PM:
yet disgustingly beautiful,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-10-2006, 04:59 AM:
tonsils of a
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-10-2006, 09:46 AM:
swimming giraffe who
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-10-2006, 09:48 AM:
used water wings
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-10-2006, 03:45 PM:
in the bathtub.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-10-2006, 05:02 PM:
I think the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-10-2006, 05:52 PM:
best part of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-11-2006, 02:33 AM:
Phils' anatomy is
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-11-2006, 09:50 AM:
often overlooked because
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-11-2006, 11:39 AM:
, well, just because!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-13-2006, 07:52 AM:
Clint avoided the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-13-2006, 10:48 AM:
details of Phil's
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-13-2006, 10:57 AM:
personage through a
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-13-2006, 08:09 PM:
clever but effective
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-13-2006, 11:34 PM:
method of obfuscation
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 07-14-2006, 02:31 AM:
; his genetic gift.
Posted by Dan Zastrow (Member # 3796) on 07-15-2006, 05:17 PM:
To truly appreciate
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-15-2006, 06:59 PM:
the size of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2006, 04:59 AM:
Phil's Kielbasa, Cory
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-16-2006, 10:01 AM:
had to stand
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 07-16-2006, 10:55 PM:
up and lean
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-17-2006, 07:04 PM:
over so far
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-17-2006, 07:08 PM:
that his head
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-18-2006, 12:51 PM:
split open. He
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-18-2006, 01:29 PM:
found that Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-18-2006, 02:07 PM:
Kielbasa was not
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 07-18-2006, 02:16 PM:
a kosher meat
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-18-2006, 06:45 PM:
even though Phil
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 07-19-2006, 10:25 AM:
believes it is.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2006, 01:03 PM:
If all the
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-19-2006, 01:52 PM:
Democrats and Republicans
Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 07-19-2006, 02:14 PM:
started telling the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-19-2006, 03:09 PM:
voters the truth,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-19-2006, 05:13 PM:
which is unlikely,
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 07-20-2006, 02:19 AM:
heads would splode
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2006, 12:36 AM:
! Clint and John
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-21-2006, 01:19 AM:
who are neither
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-21-2006, 01:44 AM:
fish nor flesh
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2006, 11:26 PM:
but always fishing
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-22-2006, 07:42 PM:
for the stinkiest
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-22-2006, 10:07 PM:
Bungholes on Earth
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-23-2006, 12:01 PM:
have now discovered
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-23-2006, 12:42 PM:
Mighthy Morphin Power
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-23-2006, 12:53 PM:
Ranger emblazoned Jockstraps
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-23-2006, 03:33 PM:
are much better
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 07-23-2006, 04:30 PM:
than the alternative
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-23-2006, 06:18 PM:
Stay Free MaxiPads
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-23-2006, 11:58 PM:
used by Rosie
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-24-2006, 12:19 AM:
And Star Jones
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-24-2006, 01:35 AM:
while douching themselves
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-24-2006, 05:42 AM:
with Diet Coke.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-24-2006, 06:27 PM:
Anything other than
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-24-2006, 07:19 PM:
Film-Guard will cause
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-24-2006, 08:30 PM:
violently regretful nightmares
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-24-2006, 09:55 PM:
or violent diarreha
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-24-2006, 11:50 PM:
but not if
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-25-2006, 08:15 AM:
applied liberally to
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-25-2006, 05:22 PM:
Jennifer Love Hewitt's
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 07-26-2006, 07:42 AM:
really big natural
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-26-2006, 12:19 PM:
, and really lovely,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-26-2006, 08:08 PM:
objects of desire.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-27-2006, 12:08 PM:
Now that all
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-27-2006, 12:40 PM:
of us are
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-27-2006, 06:41 PM:
salivating with expectation,
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-30-2006, 07:28 PM:
Rosie's diarreha will
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-31-2006, 04:45 AM:
not taste good.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-31-2006, 03:58 PM:
What is this
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-01-2006, 08:05 AM:
thread going to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-01-2006, 06:55 PM:
be when it
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-01-2006, 07:18 PM:
comes of age?
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 08-02-2006, 04:04 AM:
Who will be
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-02-2006, 05:14 AM:
the winner or
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2006, 01:11 PM:
who will be
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-02-2006, 01:52 PM:
the "whiner"? Only
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-02-2006, 02:27 PM:
time will tell.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2006, 06:49 PM:
Clint and John
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 08-03-2006, 12:27 AM:
rub fish oil
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-03-2006, 07:55 AM:
on their arthritic
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-03-2006, 02:06 PM:
members while dreaming
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-03-2006, 05:10 PM:
of making love
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-04-2006, 10:37 AM:
to their wives.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2006, 03:09 PM:
Although Phil tried
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-04-2006, 03:19 PM:
to tell Jen
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-04-2006, 04:37 PM:
that John was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2006, 05:11 PM:
about the best
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-04-2006, 05:24 PM:
with Rosy Palm.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-04-2006, 06:59 PM:
Phil's explanation fell
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-04-2006, 07:49 PM:
flaccid as his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-05-2006, 08:22 PM:
nose fell off.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-06-2006, 08:26 AM:
Only Bob knows
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-06-2006, 09:37 AM:
about Brad's cats
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-06-2006, 10:07 AM:
,dog's, pig's and
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-06-2006, 10:34 AM:
pictures of Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-07-2006, 08:36 AM:
eating his own
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2006, 03:12 PM:
home-made pizza. Bob
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-07-2006, 03:18 PM:
retired from the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2006, 03:43 PM:
starring in pornos
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-07-2006, 04:21 PM:
gig and now
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-07-2006, 07:23 PM:
sits home naked.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-07-2006, 08:50 PM:
"Phil loves that!",
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-07-2006, 08:54 PM:
and whacks it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-07-2006, 09:02 PM:
pretending that it
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2006, 09:04 PM:
is Cory. Then
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-08-2006, 04:57 PM:
he whip's out
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-08-2006, 05:25 PM:
the MARRtini mix
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-08-2006, 05:43 PM:
and invites Jason
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-08-2006, 06:09 PM:
to drink a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-08-2006, 06:18 PM:
"Mickey" so Jason
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-08-2006, 06:22 PM:
pulls out Phils
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-08-2006, 06:44 PM:
one and only
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-08-2006, 06:57 PM:
Dolby alignment tool
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-09-2006, 07:34 AM:
which can also
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-09-2006, 01:15 PM:
double as a
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-09-2006, 09:29 PM:
little swizzle stick
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-10-2006, 11:14 AM:
when placed in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-10-2006, 07:22 PM:
Jason's Sarsaparilla "Martini."
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-10-2006, 09:34 PM:
Now if we
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-10-2006, 10:17 PM:
watch Rosie douche,
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 08-11-2006, 11:10 AM:
she might just
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-11-2006, 12:14 PM:
cook your dinner.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2006, 01:24 PM:
According to the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-11-2006, 01:28 PM:
Guinness Book of
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 08-11-2006, 02:13 PM:
Cookery Tips, Dolby
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2006, 02:16 PM:
Formats, and Jason's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-11-2006, 06:34 PM:
newly found ability
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-11-2006, 09:54 PM:
to pull anything
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2006, 10:00 PM:
off, Aaron's 1st
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-11-2006, 10:20 PM:
time with Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2006, 10:29 PM:
made Mike jealous.
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 08-12-2006, 09:00 AM:
In other news
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-13-2006, 11:20 AM:
a large inflatable
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-13-2006, 11:56 AM:
version of Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-13-2006, 02:55 PM:
sold on eBay.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-13-2006, 03:02 PM:
Meanwhile, at the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-13-2006, 05:05 PM:
Heenan Ranch, Mike
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-13-2006, 05:43 PM:
kicked out Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-13-2006, 05:56 PM:
for eating "hors d'oeuvres"
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-13-2006, 06:02 PM:
off the floor
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-13-2006, 07:13 PM:
while everyone cheered
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-13-2006, 07:52 PM:
for Mike's valiant
Posted by Mike Schindler (Member # 1309) on 08-13-2006, 08:03 PM:
horse, which coincidentally
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-13-2006, 08:35 PM:
dutch-ovened Phil in
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-13-2006, 10:11 PM:
quite spectacular fashion
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-13-2006, 11:42 PM:
, a blast rivaled
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-14-2006, 12:37 AM:
only by the
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-14-2006, 02:41 AM:
sound of Brad
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-14-2006, 04:39 AM:
gallantly saving the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-15-2006, 07:15 PM:
last 70mm copy
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 08-15-2006, 08:44 PM:
of rugrats the
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-15-2006, 08:59 PM:
director's cut. Licking
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-15-2006, 09:00 PM:
story of Rosie's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2006, 03:28 PM:
rise to fame.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-16-2006, 06:32 PM:
All this is
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-16-2006, 06:45 PM:
Clint's and Mike's
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-17-2006, 11:33 AM:
idea of a
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 08-17-2006, 02:45 PM:
good time in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-17-2006, 03:56 PM:
Phil's lush pad.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-19-2006, 01:55 PM:
Then Peter had
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-19-2006, 11:07 PM:
a fatal accident
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-19-2006, 11:10 PM:
while holding Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-20-2006, 03:35 AM:
most private part.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-20-2006, 07:00 AM:
Jason wondered how
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-20-2006, 07:33 AM:
in the heck
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-20-2006, 01:22 PM:
such a simple
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 08-21-2006, 01:10 AM:
and small thing
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-21-2006, 10:35 AM:
could survive having
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-21-2006, 11:24 AM:
to deal with
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-21-2006, 12:54 PM:
such a mis-shapen
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-21-2006, 02:58 PM:
mind as Bob's.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-21-2006, 03:07 PM:
That dirty dog
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-21-2006, 03:10 PM:
Mike thought he
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-21-2006, 04:22 PM:
could make love
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-21-2006, 04:42 PM:
to Jason using
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-21-2006, 04:47 PM:
his tiny weenie
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-21-2006, 04:57 PM:
yellow poka-dot bikini,
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-21-2006, 06:07 PM:
that he wore
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-21-2006, 06:58 PM:
to Phil's performance
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-21-2006, 07:13 PM:
for the last
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-21-2006, 08:42 PM:
douching of Rosie's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-22-2006, 08:02 AM:
body and soul.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-22-2006, 05:09 PM:
Phil whipped out
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-22-2006, 09:01 PM:
a one eyed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-22-2006, 09:03 PM:
snake named Mike
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-22-2006, 10:03 PM:
, using self gratification
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-22-2006, 10:07 PM:
fantasized about Jason.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-23-2006, 08:07 AM:
Only Jason had
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-23-2006, 12:52 PM:
the stamina to
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-23-2006, 11:51 PM:
last for days.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-24-2006, 01:32 AM:
"for" = "four."
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-24-2006, 02:11 AM:
"Not three words!!",
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-24-2006, 02:14 AM:
"for" MEANS "four".
(Happy now Mister!?) ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-24-2006, 07:20 AM:
No I'm not
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 08-24-2006, 05:24 PM:
,but at least,
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-25-2006, 06:42 AM:
I've got my
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-25-2006, 08:13 AM:
dog to keep
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-25-2006, 09:12 AM:
crappin on Phil's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-25-2006, 09:20 AM:
nice green lawn.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-25-2006, 11:19 AM:
If only the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-25-2006, 11:22 AM:
Grand PooH-BAH!
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-25-2006, 11:54 AM:
would post his
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-25-2006, 12:34 PM:
collection of intriguing
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-25-2006, 04:31 PM:
photos of Phil's
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-25-2006, 06:11 PM:
unmentionable possessions being
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-25-2006, 11:56 PM:
smitten with dust.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-26-2006, 04:53 PM:
Jason's tongue was
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-27-2006, 09:26 PM:
bleeding and swollen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-28-2006, 08:05 AM:
and reminded him
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-28-2006, 10:28 AM:
of the time
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-28-2006, 12:42 PM:
he used it
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-28-2006, 12:46 PM:
to fine tune
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-28-2006, 03:46 PM:
his old piano.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-28-2006, 04:33 PM:
Jason licked the
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-28-2006, 10:43 PM:
taught piano wires
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-29-2006, 07:32 AM:
until they resonated
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-29-2006, 12:27 PM:
Yankee Doodle Dandy
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-29-2006, 03:18 PM:
like Jimmy Cagney's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-29-2006, 03:32 PM:
G-string. Then Clint
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-29-2006, 03:37 PM:
realized that Cagney
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-29-2006, 03:46 PM:
packed a little
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-29-2006, 04:45 PM:
more than Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-29-2006, 07:06 PM:
in his jock
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-29-2006, 09:44 PM:
itch filled skivvies.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 08-30-2006, 11:46 AM:
This thread is
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 08-30-2006, 12:34 PM:
longer than Phil's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-30-2006, 06:50 PM:
resume. Only now
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 08-30-2006, 10:36 PM:
no-one really cares.
Posted by Nick Scott (Member # 2850) on 08-31-2006, 01:11 AM:
Today beta is
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-31-2006, 08:27 AM:
after Alpha, but
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 08-31-2006, 05:25 PM:
ßetamax will return
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-31-2006, 05:29 PM:
when Phil films
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 08-31-2006, 10:58 PM:
his newest epic
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 09-01-2006, 11:45 AM:
using a Sony
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-01-2006, 07:34 PM:
like no other
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-01-2006, 07:56 PM:
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-02-2006, 09:26 AM:
with Calista Flockhart
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-02-2006, 10:18 AM:
and Middle Aged Man.
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 09-02-2006, 12:05 PM:
Anyways, I've realized
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-02-2006, 03:04 PM:
Mike used four
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-02-2006, 03:16 PM:
words. Obviously Mike
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-02-2006, 04:07 PM:
forgot the hyphen
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-02-2006, 04:13 PM:
and can't count.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-02-2006, 05:09 PM:
Check post #971. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-02-2006, 11:14 PM:
Sure Mike. Where/Whatever.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-03-2006, 09:07 AM:
It seems that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-03-2006, 12:58 PM:
life has ended.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-03-2006, 02:06 PM:
Ambigously Gay Duo
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-03-2006, 02:59 PM:
Batman and Robin,
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-03-2006, 04:25 PM:
and Toonces went
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-03-2006, 09:12 PM:
& helped Mike count
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-03-2006, 10:05 PM:
Phils #971 post.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-04-2006, 08:24 AM:
That is irrelevant,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-05-2006, 10:44 PM:
as Jason. Then
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-05-2006, 11:57 PM:
when we thought
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 09-06-2006, 12:38 AM:
it couldn't get
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-06-2006, 02:50 AM:
any more irrelevant
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-06-2006, 10:24 AM:
than we are.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-06-2006, 06:18 PM:
Bob thought he
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-06-2006, 09:38 PM:
should tell Phil
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-06-2006, 09:40 PM:
about his poor
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-06-2006, 10:03 PM:
dead cat when
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-06-2006, 11:04 PM:
it arose from
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-07-2006, 09:25 AM:
the grave and
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-07-2006, 07:04 PM:
bit a chunk
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-07-2006, 07:49 PM:
of Rosie's sweet
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-07-2006, 10:39 PM:
,chunky, fat ass.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-09-2006, 02:25 PM:
So now we
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 09-09-2006, 02:32 PM:
find ourselves wondering
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 09-09-2006, 02:32 PM:
have run out
OOPS - parallel post.
OK, how about this:
just WHY Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-09-2006, 03:52 PM:
could taste his
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 09-09-2006, 04:18 PM:
Maartini but not
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-10-2006, 02:48 AM:
last night's pizza.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-10-2006, 09:01 AM:
The possibility exists
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-10-2006, 10:31 AM:
that a temporary
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 09-10-2006, 11:19 AM:
restraining order against
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-10-2006, 07:18 PM:
the delivery driver
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-11-2006, 04:12 PM:
was the cause
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-11-2006, 06:42 PM:
of Jason's jailing.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-11-2006, 06:48 PM:
As sure as
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 09-11-2006, 06:50 PM:
Donna's pet rats
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-11-2006, 10:39 PM:
flew to Texas
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-12-2006, 05:27 AM:
Phil was seen
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-12-2006, 03:58 PM:
with his hand
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-12-2006, 04:04 PM:
bitch-slappin' Jason. Clint
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-12-2006, 07:20 PM:
and Debbie Downer
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-13-2006, 01:11 PM:
tried to form
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-13-2006, 05:45 PM:
a new bra
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-13-2006, 06:03 PM:
for Mike's RHPS
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-13-2006, 06:50 PM:
off Broadway debut.
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-13-2006, 11:20 PM:
Sadly, during bra
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-14-2006, 09:04 AM:
festival I choked
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-14-2006, 12:17 PM:
on Maartini olives.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-14-2006, 12:29 PM:
Not everyone can
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-14-2006, 08:28 PM:
look good in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-15-2006, 02:02 PM:
the dog house.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-15-2006, 08:56 PM:
Bob then thought
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-15-2006, 09:04 PM:
of Jonah Falcon's
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-15-2006, 11:14 PM:
busted bra straps,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2006, 06:58 PM:
and Jason's G-String.
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-17-2006, 08:45 PM:
Although too tight
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-18-2006, 11:21 AM:
to hide his
Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 09-18-2006, 11:30 AM:
salami from the
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 09-18-2006, 12:29 PM:
public, he still
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-18-2006, 07:12 PM:
galloped bareback through
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-18-2006, 09:01 PM:
the crashing surf.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-19-2006, 04:41 AM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 09-19-2006, 10:35 AM:
the dude ranch
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 09-19-2006, 08:32 PM:
Phil sat naked
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-19-2006, 11:41 PM:
in the Jacuzzi
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-19-2006, 11:47 PM:
with lamb shanks
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-19-2006, 11:49 PM:
... Jason's "Stage Name."
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-20-2006, 12:07 AM:
Jamie Gillis videotaped
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-20-2006, 12:13 AM:
, directed, and starred
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-20-2006, 07:04 AM:
in the top-shelf
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-20-2006, 05:33 PM:
"Jason Does Dallas".
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-20-2006, 05:58 PM:
Upon the release
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-20-2006, 08:50 PM:
of Phil from
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-21-2006, 03:01 AM:
a maximum security
Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 09-21-2006, 06:13 AM:
"facility", located somewhere
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-21-2006, 08:42 AM:
near the Hollywood
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-21-2006, 09:33 PM:
Sign, dismayed, Rick
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-22-2006, 01:04 AM:
put his head
Posted by Erich Talbot (Member # 3956) on 09-22-2006, 06:31 AM:
in his hands
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-22-2006, 11:03 AM:
and sobbed uncontrollably.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-22-2006, 12:55 PM:
Rick wanted to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-22-2006, 01:38 PM:
comfort yet was
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 09-22-2006, 02:22 PM:
again rebuffed. Instead
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-22-2006, 04:28 PM:
, Rick called Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-22-2006, 04:47 PM:
on his phone
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-22-2006, 06:44 PM:
and complained Maar
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-22-2006, 06:46 PM:
joked about the
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-23-2006, 01:16 PM:
hotdog advert that
Posted by Mike Carro (Member # 232) on 09-23-2006, 01:27 PM:
he saw on
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 09-23-2006, 01:29 PM:
Phils porno archive.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-23-2006, 05:14 PM:
I then placed
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-25-2006, 01:32 PM:
a hidden camera
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-26-2006, 04:38 AM:
in Mike's guest
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-26-2006, 12:24 PM:
room where he
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-26-2006, 01:09 PM:
did that thing
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 09-26-2006, 02:39 PM:
with the dancing
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-26-2006, 02:55 PM:
shemale - Virginia Hamm.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-26-2006, 04:03 PM:
Speaking of dancing
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-26-2006, 06:21 PM:
I remember once
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-26-2006, 11:16 PM:
when Clint licked
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 09-27-2006, 12:45 AM:
his ice cold
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-27-2006, 04:12 AM:
Slurpee, and thought
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 09-27-2006, 04:22 AM:
"This is cold!"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-27-2006, 05:11 AM:
and hada brainfreeze.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-27-2006, 05:58 AM:
Honestly the V5's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-27-2006, 12:22 PM:
are just like
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 09-27-2006, 02:17 PM:
my old girlfriend.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-27-2006, 02:44 PM:
No matter how
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-27-2006, 05:01 PM:
much time you
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-27-2006, 05:39 PM:
spend massaging your
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-27-2006, 10:17 PM:
Simplex X-L head,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-28-2006, 02:13 AM:
it will not
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-28-2006, 04:56 AM:
handle film smoother!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-28-2006, 06:30 PM:
Now that all
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-29-2006, 09:00 AM:
of us can,
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-30-2006, 12:33 PM:
pick on Brad
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-01-2006, 11:19 AM:
we must not
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-02-2006, 12:21 AM:
tease the Grand-Poopie-BAH
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-02-2006, 02:25 AM:
because he will
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-02-2006, 02:36 AM:
count Phil's words
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-03-2006, 06:26 PM:
and punish him.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-03-2006, 08:13 PM:
S&M Daddy Clint
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-04-2006, 03:13 AM:
counted Phil's words
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-04-2006, 06:21 PM:
and asked why
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-04-2006, 06:53 PM:
can't Phil count-his-words.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-04-2006, 07:02 PM:
(Grand-Poopie-BAH is a legitimate hyphenated word... unlike Mike's LAME post of a made-up hyphenated/wordy post. Rick and Mike, post something in the spirit of the thread!)
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 10-04-2006, 09:56 PM:
"Leave Phil alone!!",
(I'm taking it upon myself to start a new sentence.)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-05-2006, 03:45 AM:
Tell 'em Cory!
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 10-05-2006, 06:25 AM:
Seconding the motion,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-05-2006, 05:37 PM:
all in favor?
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-05-2006, 08:01 PM:
Speak now or
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-05-2006, 08:06 PM:
hold your tongue!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-05-2006, 10:34 PM:
Or hold my
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-05-2006, 10:51 PM:
mold of Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2006, 07:32 AM:
look-a-like
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-06-2006, 01:28 PM:
blow up doll! ![[puke]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-06-2006, 01:47 PM:
Phil can count
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 10-06-2006, 03:39 PM:
on Film-tech members
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2006, 04:56 PM:
to stir the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-06-2006, 05:12 PM:
Maartini with a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2006, 05:39 PM:
Phil Dill Pickle.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-06-2006, 06:22 PM:
Clint and Bob
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2006, 06:51 PM:
love to get
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-06-2006, 06:59 PM:
Maartini-ed. For now
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-06-2006, 07:03 PM:
we can only
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 10-07-2006, 11:37 AM:
catch a glimpse
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-07-2006, 11:59 AM:
of Phil's ding
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-09-2006, 08:29 PM:
dong, the witch ( where did everyone go?)
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-09-2006, 10:05 PM:
is dead, wicked
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-10-2006, 05:46 PM:
thoughts invade my
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-10-2006, 07:33 PM:
Maartini-fogged mind. Cory
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 10-11-2006, 06:52 AM:
wondered when his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-11-2006, 07:23 AM:
pant's fell down
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-11-2006, 06:23 PM:
when Bob sneezed.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-11-2006, 06:29 PM:
Don't pay attention
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-11-2006, 06:43 PM:
to Clint. He
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-11-2006, 06:53 PM:
hasn't been himself
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-11-2006, 08:29 PM:
for many years
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-11-2006, 08:54 PM:
but I know,
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-12-2006, 04:51 AM:
you don't care.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-12-2006, 05:49 AM:
You only care
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-12-2006, 12:32 PM:
for the one
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-12-2006, 01:10 PM:
who pays you
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-12-2006, 01:11 PM:
with dead fish.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-12-2006, 01:37 PM:
That fish smell
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-12-2006, 02:40 PM:
really stinks up
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-12-2006, 03:42 PM:
dark shady places
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 10-12-2006, 04:27 PM:
such as a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-12-2006, 04:48 PM:
damp and dreary
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-12-2006, 04:53 PM:
day in NYC.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-12-2006, 05:01 PM:
Or Rosie's g-string.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-12-2006, 05:51 PM:
Hollywood heavy weight
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-13-2006, 03:59 AM:
also known as
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-13-2006, 01:52 PM:
Cedric The Entertainer
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-13-2006, 02:56 PM:
was mugged today
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-13-2006, 05:30 PM:
by three bow-legged
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-13-2006, 06:03 PM:
female impersonaters who
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-14-2006, 04:25 PM:
liked the taste
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-14-2006, 05:57 PM:
of ostrich wings.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-15-2006, 09:08 AM:
I can only
Posted by Aaron Burgess (Member # 3875) on 10-15-2006, 10:29 AM:
guess the origin
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-15-2006, 03:46 PM:
of the word
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-16-2006, 12:25 PM:
"prestidigitation", it must
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-16-2006, 12:33 PM:
be one of
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-16-2006, 01:42 PM:
Phil's imaginary words
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-16-2006, 06:11 PM:
used for the
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-16-2006, 07:35 PM:
new movie about
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-17-2006, 12:59 PM:
the rise and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-17-2006, 01:23 PM:
and fall of
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-17-2006, 04:12 PM:
Rosies hot box.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-18-2006, 10:13 AM:
Not to be
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-18-2006, 11:45 AM:
the one who
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-19-2006, 09:32 PM:
pours cold water
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-20-2006, 12:11 PM:
on your grave
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-23-2006, 09:03 AM:
or your fly.
Posted by Matt Fields (Member # 3211) on 10-23-2006, 09:26 AM:
Then we sang
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-23-2006, 10:03 AM:
"Clint got sane"
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-24-2006, 03:02 AM:
into the wee
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 10-24-2006, 05:01 AM:
hours of the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-24-2006, 08:41 AM:
martini man's gin,
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-24-2006, 02:09 PM:
before we all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-24-2006, 05:44 PM:
barfed. Then Scott
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-24-2006, 06:24 PM:
cupped Phils small
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-24-2006, 06:33 PM:
Latti' Coffee. Mike
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-24-2006, 07:08 PM:
watched Rosie's debut
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-25-2006, 07:28 AM:
of "the Good
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-25-2006, 11:42 AM:
the bad and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-25-2006, 12:31 PM:
the ugly". Now
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-25-2006, 01:27 PM:
we don't know
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-25-2006, 03:56 PM:
why Phil is
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-25-2006, 04:00 PM:
soooo handsome that
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-25-2006, 04:27 PM:
even Rosie would
Posted by Aaron Sisemore (Member # 145) on 10-25-2006, 10:13 PM:
hang herself from
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-26-2006, 04:37 PM:
Mike's G-String. Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2006, 09:04 AM:
started to gag,
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-27-2006, 09:12 AM:
when Bob shoved
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2006, 12:45 PM:
a used condom
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2006, 02:30 PM:
in his wallet.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-27-2006, 03:09 PM:
He later realised
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 10-27-2006, 04:05 PM:
Phil used it,
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-27-2006, 04:23 PM:
to microwave his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2006, 06:20 PM:
and Scott's romantic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2006, 06:34 PM:
bedtime journey into
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-27-2006, 07:27 PM:
Rockwall. Then Clint
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2006, 07:34 PM:
with a bulge
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2006, 07:58 PM:
he couldn't hide
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-28-2006, 12:54 AM:
stood up and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2006, 07:27 AM:
fell flat on
Posted by Jason Winn (Member # 3568) on 10-28-2006, 05:24 PM:
Phil's inflateble girlfriend
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 10-28-2006, 10:45 PM:
thereby exploding her
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-29-2006, 01:26 PM:
big xenon lamp
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 10-29-2006, 04:10 PM:
which was installed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-29-2006, 06:21 PM:
the day before.
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-29-2006, 08:26 PM:
Thankfully insurance was
Posted by DeeAnn Little (Member # 4040) on 10-29-2006, 08:27 PM:
able to cover
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 10-29-2006, 08:51 PM:
the whole of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-30-2006, 03:15 AM:
the publicity campaign
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 10-30-2006, 05:46 AM:
that week. Incidentally,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-30-2006, 11:26 AM:
as all the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-30-2006, 11:26 AM:
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-30-2006, 03:40 PM:
Clint's check in
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-30-2006, 05:33 PM:
with double posts
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-30-2006, 05:39 PM:
that dumbass moderators
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 10-30-2006, 07:39 PM:
fail to remove
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-30-2006, 07:42 PM:
because it seems
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-30-2006, 09:31 PM:
it only happens
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 10-30-2006, 11:03 PM:
with crooked politicians
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-31-2006, 12:40 PM:
and over paid
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-01-2006, 08:04 AM:
film-tech members.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-01-2006, 04:55 PM:
From the first
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-01-2006, 08:10 PM:
loud, stinky fart
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-01-2006, 08:40 PM:
which was hatched
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-02-2006, 12:31 AM:
when Bob drank
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-02-2006, 07:47 AM:
Holy Grail Martini's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-03-2006, 05:29 AM:
laced with Filmguard
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2006, 07:09 AM:
which improves the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-03-2006, 04:57 PM:
gag reflex associated
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2006, 05:10 PM:
with swallowing your
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-03-2006, 05:18 PM:
martini. Clint was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-03-2006, 06:11 PM:
never the same
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2006, 06:51 PM:
which destroyed his
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 11-04-2006, 03:10 AM:
his will to
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 11-04-2006, 04:02 AM:
equalise again the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-05-2006, 05:21 AM:
the gender balance
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-07-2006, 03:38 AM:
. If only he
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-07-2006, 04:29 AM:
remembered to take
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-07-2006, 05:08 AM:
off his drag
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 11-07-2006, 10:00 AM:
outfit off,and
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 11-07-2006, 12:28 PM:
put on finally
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-07-2006, 01:30 PM:
Phil's pirate hat.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 11-07-2006, 05:27 PM:
Doogie Howser thinks
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-07-2006, 06:17 PM:
"Hubba hubba Phil!"
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-07-2006, 07:47 PM:
really is a
Posted by DeeAnn Little (Member # 4040) on 11-08-2006, 03:41 PM:
code phrase for
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 11-08-2006, 04:06 PM:
"Stop or I'll
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-09-2006, 07:48 AM:
use my enormous
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-09-2006, 09:06 AM:
weapon of mass
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-09-2006, 10:03 AM:
destruction to gain
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 11-10-2006, 10:27 AM:
world domination." Who
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-10-2006, 11:58 AM:
are you to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2006, 12:03 PM:
give me a
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 11-10-2006, 05:20 PM:
video of Phil's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2006, 09:47 PM:
shenanagan's with his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2006, 11:32 AM:
hand held tool.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 11-12-2006, 02:25 PM:
Bob has blown
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 11-12-2006, 02:58 PM:
up Phil's collection
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2006, 06:36 PM:
of Ming vases!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2006, 07:01 PM:
If Phil only
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2006, 07:49 PM:
won the lottery
Posted by DeeAnn Little (Member # 4040) on 11-12-2006, 10:56 PM:
then he would
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 11-13-2006, 01:38 AM:
be able to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2006, 08:45 AM:
paint his nail's
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-13-2006, 09:12 AM:
ugly fluorescent chartreuse
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-13-2006, 12:04 PM:
and really tiny
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2006, 12:55 PM:
tiney toes that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-13-2006, 03:23 PM:
tend to curl
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2006, 04:48 PM:
around his massive
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-14-2006, 01:35 AM:
piano stool. Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-14-2006, 07:13 AM:
worked hard to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-14-2006, 04:57 PM:
keep the peace
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-14-2006, 05:35 PM:
in his neighborhood
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-14-2006, 07:18 PM:
or die trying.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2006, 02:43 PM:
Bob and Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-16-2006, 04:08 PM:
wonder why Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2006, 04:12 PM:
is so hhot!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-16-2006, 04:16 PM:
Yet Phil's blind
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-16-2006, 04:20 PM:
glass eye has
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-16-2006, 05:03 PM:
bled on his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-16-2006, 06:26 PM:
tear stained shirt.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-17-2006, 04:34 AM:
Cory thought Clint's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-17-2006, 06:13 AM:
patience with Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-18-2006, 07:43 PM:
was fake. Then
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-19-2006, 07:07 AM:
Brad told Phil
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-19-2006, 03:24 PM:
to take a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-19-2006, 07:27 PM:
chill pill because
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-20-2006, 12:26 AM:
he thinks Cory
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-20-2006, 07:03 AM:
dreams of Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-20-2006, 01:42 PM:
building 1570 projectors.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-20-2006, 02:29 PM:
Not that anyone
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-20-2006, 03:38 PM:
cares. Clint then
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-20-2006, 05:19 PM:
bit his lip
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-20-2006, 06:31 PM:
so hard that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-20-2006, 08:30 PM:
it split open
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-21-2006, 02:30 AM:
making him look
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-21-2006, 07:49 AM:
a bloody mess.
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-21-2006, 09:39 AM:
Not content with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-21-2006, 12:06 PM:
berateting Phil, Peter
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 11-22-2006, 02:01 AM:
quickly ran to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-22-2006, 03:37 AM:
Clint whining about
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-22-2006, 11:01 AM:
Phil's road trip
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-25-2006, 10:31 AM:
driving to Wales
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-25-2006, 04:13 PM:
via New York
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-25-2006, 10:39 PM:
is a very
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-26-2006, 02:48 AM:
impossible task. Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2006, 08:39 AM:
roller skated to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-26-2006, 12:17 PM:
route 66 then
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 11-26-2006, 12:41 PM:
told Dustin Diamond
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2006, 08:14 PM:
dat dandy dude,
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 11-26-2006, 08:48 PM:
Dirty Sanchez's are
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-27-2006, 01:26 AM:
ridin' to town
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-27-2006, 08:00 AM:
in order to
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 11-28-2006, 02:43 AM:
instill further chaos
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-28-2006, 07:21 AM:
to control Phil's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-28-2006, 08:51 AM:
robot dog. Bob
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-28-2006, 11:13 AM:
poured a MAARTINI
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-28-2006, 11:15 AM:
Beefeater Gin Gibson
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-28-2006, 06:33 PM:
which he fed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-28-2006, 06:40 PM:
to Phil's ferret.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-28-2006, 07:04 PM:
Who promply reguregated
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-28-2006, 07:19 PM:
the SableRosenfeld onion.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-28-2006, 09:11 PM:
This was not
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-28-2006, 09:47 PM:
an agreement between
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-28-2006, 10:29 PM:
those who know
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 11-28-2006, 11:38 PM:
that Brad wasn't
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-29-2006, 11:17 AM:
in love with
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 11-30-2006, 04:14 AM:
the Olsen twins
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-30-2006, 06:58 AM:
who rejected him.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 11-30-2006, 09:14 AM:
Flying saucers are
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 11-30-2006, 09:27 AM:
as common as
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-30-2006, 10:35 AM:
little pig's feet
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-30-2006, 04:34 PM:
pickled in jars.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-30-2006, 07:16 PM:
Then Phil snorted
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-01-2006, 06:27 PM:
FilmGuard and choked.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-02-2006, 12:17 AM:
Described as satisfactory,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-02-2006, 09:55 PM:
AND comfortable, sweatervests
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-03-2006, 11:36 AM:
should become mandatory
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-03-2006, 06:27 PM:
underwear for Clint,
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 12-04-2006, 02:21 AM:
unless he sneezes
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-04-2006, 09:23 AM:
and fills his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2006, 11:07 AM:
cheeks with spoiled
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-04-2006, 06:52 PM:
, oiled and boiled
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-04-2006, 06:57 PM:
chocolate salty balls.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2006, 08:00 AM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-05-2006, 10:56 AM:
the MAARTINI bar
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2006, 01:29 PM:
hoist your glass
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-05-2006, 02:21 PM:
in celebration of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-05-2006, 06:13 PM:
Cory's hhot lips.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-05-2006, 08:30 PM:
Phil love's Cory's,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-05-2006, 09:35 PM:
pet turtle. Peter
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-06-2006, 07:06 AM:
, Peter pumpkin-eater,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-06-2006, 10:53 AM:
got drunk today,
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-06-2006, 12:41 PM:
and found himself
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-06-2006, 07:10 PM:
with his buttocks
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-06-2006, 10:03 PM:
firmly wedged between
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 12-06-2006, 11:37 PM:
some very old
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2006, 09:29 AM:
rocks and a
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 12-07-2006, 10:22 AM:
hard place. Now
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-07-2006, 02:05 PM:
Brad's in shock
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-07-2006, 10:27 PM:
that Bob joined
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2006, 07:11 AM:
Clint and Phil,
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-08-2006, 10:11 AM:
in lifting their
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2006, 12:31 PM:
beautifull bodies from
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-08-2006, 02:54 PM:
the cold concrete
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-08-2006, 04:57 PM:
floor in Hoboken
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-08-2006, 08:44 PM:
where they buried
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-08-2006, 09:10 PM:
the film-guard competitors.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-09-2006, 12:00 AM:
Then Cory and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2006, 06:57 AM:
Miss Martha deceided
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 12-09-2006, 09:42 AM:
to GET Brad
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-09-2006, 11:38 AM:
with a fake
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2006, 04:50 PM:
dildo and some
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-09-2006, 08:06 PM:
chicken fried steak.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2006, 08:22 PM:
But at film-tech,
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 12-09-2006, 08:30 PM:
Rosies enemabag was
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 12-09-2006, 08:39 PM:
was embalmed with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-09-2006, 08:45 PM:
New York Gin,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-09-2006, 09:31 PM:
Pace picante sauce,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-09-2006, 10:05 PM:
and vegemite, but
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2006, 06:37 AM:
do not use
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2006, 11:22 AM:
a purple pickle
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-11-2006, 01:06 PM:
to restrain the
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-11-2006, 01:27 PM:
wondrous bold text
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-11-2006, 02:30 PM:
of Mr. Maartini.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2006, 02:46 PM:
Is it true,
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-12-2006, 01:28 AM:
asked Phil, shyly,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-12-2006, 02:04 PM:
as he scratched,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-12-2006, 02:35 PM:
"that it's time?"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-12-2006, 04:14 PM:
approaching 1500 posts
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-12-2006, 05:46 PM:
is an achievement
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-12-2006, 06:01 PM:
and thread cutoff.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2006, 07:07 AM:
So, start a
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-13-2006, 08:07 AM:
new thread, Phil!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2006, 08:14 AM:
Phil's still sleeping
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-13-2006, 09:24 AM:
off the effect
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2006, 10:43 AM:
of Heartland Steaks,
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-13-2006, 11:54 AM:
FilmGuard highballs, and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2006, 12:13 PM:
Phil's flaming frolickers
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-13-2006, 11:25 PM:
of Fountainbleau, Florida.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2006, 08:47 AM:
49 more post's
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-14-2006, 12:10 PM:
and then Brad's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2006, 02:17 PM:
cutting off Phil's
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-14-2006, 02:36 PM:
circulation really makes
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-14-2006, 07:35 PM:
Phil choke on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-15-2006, 02:49 AM:
things that are
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2006, 07:15 AM:
a danger to
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-15-2006, 09:10 AM:
his pet ferret
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2006, 01:00 PM:
who bit him.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-15-2006, 01:11 PM:
After the final
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2006, 02:52 PM:
exam Phil, farted
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-15-2006, 03:11 PM:
a dust ball
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-16-2006, 04:31 AM:
right across the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-16-2006, 09:01 AM:
entire story line
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-17-2006, 12:28 AM:
which led to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2006, 05:56 AM:
the demise of
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-17-2006, 10:40 AM:
six antelopes, twelve
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2006, 04:49 PM:
mocking birds and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-17-2006, 05:00 PM:
a partridge in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2006, 06:15 PM:
a pear tree. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-17-2006, 06:48 PM:
We wish you
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2006, 09:50 PM:
a happy ending.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-18-2006, 04:14 AM:
and Merry Christmas
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2006, 07:42 AM:
to all and
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-18-2006, 12:31 PM:
a very happy
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-19-2006, 08:54 AM:
, happy, happy, happy
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-19-2006, 05:39 PM:
3-Word game v5!!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-19-2006, 08:37 PM:
Our Grand-Poopie-BAH will
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-20-2006, 02:58 PM:
likely be displeased
Posted by Jeff Lacey (Member # 3217) on 12-21-2006, 03:55 AM:
when Phil opens
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 12-21-2006, 04:47 AM:
two or three
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-21-2006, 08:54 AM:
more of them
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-21-2006, 10:12 AM:
...but who cares?!
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-21-2006, 07:29 PM:
"I DO!", said
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-21-2006, 07:52 PM:
Cory to his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-21-2006, 09:42 PM:
pet hamster that
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-21-2006, 09:51 PM:
Choda-Boy used to
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 12-22-2006, 03:27 AM:
clean the lens
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2006, 08:13 AM:
when out of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-23-2006, 10:43 PM:
Windex. Bob, Cory
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-25-2006, 08:04 AM:
,Phil and Brad
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-25-2006, 04:27 PM:
all went to
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-25-2006, 06:22 PM:
Christmas dinner at
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-25-2006, 08:36 PM:
In-N-Out Burger. Cory
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 12-25-2006, 10:31 PM:
gagged and puked
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-25-2006, 10:50 PM:
after going down
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 12-26-2006, 10:29 AM:
three times to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-26-2006, 04:32 PM:
Bob's Country Bunker.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-26-2006, 06:45 PM:
"It's a shame",
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-26-2006, 07:11 PM:
that he gagged
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-26-2006, 07:16 PM:
,they all said "
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-26-2006, 08:56 PM:
as he passed
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-27-2006, 04:49 PM:
incredibly foul wind
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-27-2006, 07:43 PM:
. Then Bob said:
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-28-2006, 06:17 AM:
Oh! My G0D!
Posted by David Stambaugh (Member # 1102) on 12-28-2006, 07:19 PM:
Have I been
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-28-2006, 10:01 PM:
cursed with boldface ??
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-28-2006, 10:55 PM:
Verdana, no less??
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-28-2006, 11:28 PM:
The stench arose
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 12-29-2006, 05:31 AM:
from uncharted depths
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2006, 12:59 PM:
never to be
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-30-2006, 03:31 PM:
discussed on Film-Tech's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2006, 08:33 PM:
by Cory, Bob,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-30-2006, 09:19 PM:
and especially Adam.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2006, 09:22 PM:
Adam's a brute!
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 12-30-2006, 09:33 PM:
(according to Phil)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2006, 09:42 PM:
HA! Huggs Cory!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-03-2007, 07:04 AM:
Where is Clint?
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-03-2007, 11:33 AM:
Lost in space!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-03-2007, 04:15 PM:
Space Cadet Clint
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-03-2007, 04:31 PM:
bought Rosie some
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-03-2007, 06:21 PM:
Space Cadet posies
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-07-2007, 09:38 AM:
while kissing his
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-07-2007, 02:28 PM:
kingly golden rings.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-08-2007, 04:49 AM:
Out in space
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2007, 09:12 AM:
where Phil lives
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-08-2007, 05:09 PM:
a life of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2007, 12:31 PM:
wishing he was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2007, 02:23 PM:
the reincarnation of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2007, 03:59 PM:
George Michael Cohan,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-09-2007, 04:45 PM:
a Yankee Doodle
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-09-2007, 06:34 PM:
Dandy. Then Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2007, 07:35 PM:
who was born
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-10-2007, 01:08 AM:
in millenium past,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2007, 07:11 AM:
may he rest
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-10-2007, 11:36 AM:
his weary feet
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2007, 08:43 PM:
in Texas soil.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-11-2007, 03:35 PM:
Walker, Texas Ranger
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2007, 04:16 PM:
has Phil's ball's,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2007, 04:29 PM:
from his pinball
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-11-2007, 05:54 PM:
machine. Great balls
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-11-2007, 07:14 PM:
, large and small,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-11-2007, 07:25 PM:
silver or brass,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-12-2007, 05:43 AM:
they all ring
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2007, 07:40 AM:
around the Rosie.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-12-2007, 07:46 AM:
Rosie, however, felt
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2007, 09:34 AM:
the Donald's wrath,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-12-2007, 06:44 PM:
was an over-the-top
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2007, 07:39 PM:
hip-hop flop,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-13-2007, 05:06 AM:
like his hair.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 01-13-2007, 06:04 AM:
Meanwhile I recall
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2007, 07:26 AM:
being the only
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-13-2007, 06:06 PM:
wig wearing Film-Techer
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-13-2007, 06:24 PM:
other than Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2007, 09:31 PM:
who made a
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-14-2007, 06:57 PM:
living off the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-14-2007, 07:15 PM:
HairClub for Men®.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-15-2007, 08:10 AM:
Phil, takes one?
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-15-2007, 05:05 PM:
or maybe two
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-16-2007, 08:05 PM:
three, four or
Posted by Kyle Caudill (Member # 1252) on 01-17-2007, 07:23 PM:
five dogs leaping
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-18-2007, 05:05 PM:
up and down
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-18-2007, 06:02 PM:
over Bob's Toupee.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-18-2007, 06:20 PM:
After a while
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-18-2007, 08:36 PM:
Bob get's his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-18-2007, 08:40 PM:
toup fumigated. Then
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-18-2007, 08:48 PM:
sell's it to
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-18-2007, 09:29 PM:
Burt Reynolds, who
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-19-2007, 01:48 AM:
fed it to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-19-2007, 08:32 AM:
poor sick Phil.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-20-2007, 10:09 AM:
-arity ensued immediately
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-20-2007, 07:00 PM:
when Bob entered
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-21-2007, 10:05 PM:
and gasped for
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-22-2007, 01:43 AM:
the very last
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-22-2007, 08:28 AM:
chance to get
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-22-2007, 06:34 PM:
a truly unique
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-22-2007, 06:58 PM:
picture of Clint's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-22-2007, 09:03 PM:
upside down backside,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-24-2007, 01:57 AM:
on the photocopier.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-24-2007, 01:26 PM:
where it belonged.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-24-2007, 01:53 PM:
Brad was thinking
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-24-2007, 03:44 PM:
Filmguard would go
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-24-2007, 03:53 PM:
good on swimmers
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-24-2007, 04:08 PM:
,then Brad remembered
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-24-2007, 04:13 PM:
Clint can't swim.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-24-2007, 09:05 PM:
So he bought
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 01-24-2007, 11:00 PM:
bright orange waterwings
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-25-2007, 06:44 AM:
with brown sugar
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-25-2007, 01:53 PM:
and maple syrup
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-25-2007, 05:20 PM:
flavored blow-up tube.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-25-2007, 05:39 PM:
In the end
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-25-2007, 05:41 PM:
he licked his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-25-2007, 05:56 PM:
battered and bruised
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-25-2007, 05:58 PM:
ego and telephoned
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2007, 07:25 AM:
his alter ego,
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-26-2007, 07:38 AM:
while eating Eggos
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-26-2007, 05:23 PM:
covered in spicy
Posted by Scott D. Neff (Member # 185) on 01-26-2007, 06:11 PM:
hot saucy balls.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-26-2007, 06:34 PM:
Chocolate salty balls
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-26-2007, 09:33 PM:
are preferred by
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-26-2007, 09:39 PM:
chefs. Schweaty Balls
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-27-2007, 12:12 PM:
that are disgustingly
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-27-2007, 04:40 PM:
sweet and sticky
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-27-2007, 05:35 PM:
to the roof
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-27-2007, 05:50 PM:
of Bob's apartment.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-28-2007, 06:30 PM:
Let's start Drinking
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 01-28-2007, 10:28 PM:
Bob Maar's Moonshine
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-29-2007, 05:38 PM:
to celebrate Cory's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-30-2007, 08:07 PM:
ability to cope
Posted by Will Kutler (Member # 770) on 01-31-2007, 12:35 AM:
with Phil's HUMUNGUS
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-31-2007, 02:55 AM:
Flux Capacitor. Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2007, 07:15 AM:
has agreed to
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-31-2007, 08:20 AM:
bend over and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-31-2007, 06:22 PM:
crack a smile.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-31-2007, 10:14 PM:
"What big teeth..
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-31-2007, 10:50 PM:
Rosie's hairy gobbler
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-01-2007, 07:56 AM:
ummmm, ummmm, good.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-01-2007, 09:50 PM:
Stuck at DFW
Posted by Eric Robinson (Member # 2966) on 02-02-2007, 12:31 AM:
not at A&W
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-02-2007, 12:15 PM:
where Phil starts
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 02-02-2007, 04:23 PM:
up a posse
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-02-2007, 09:28 PM:
to chase down
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-03-2007, 10:30 AM:
Big Bad Bart
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-05-2007, 01:47 PM:
also known as,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-05-2007, 06:44 PM:
Walker, Texas Ranger.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-05-2007, 07:12 PM:
One mean son-
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-06-2007, 01:27 AM:
of a pioneer,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-07-2007, 08:45 AM:
who lost Phil's
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 02-07-2007, 02:41 PM:
fluffy pirate had
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-08-2007, 01:22 PM:
bad breath. Understandably
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2007, 04:24 PM:
, Clint, jealous of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-08-2007, 05:55 PM:
Phil and his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2007, 05:58 PM:
parrot, decided he
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-08-2007, 06:55 PM:
would never ever
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2007, 08:35 PM:
flip the bird
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-09-2007, 01:44 PM:
while holding onto
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2007, 03:02 PM:
his ski pole.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-09-2007, 03:36 PM:
On behalf of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-09-2007, 11:00 PM:
all contributors here
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-10-2007, 03:43 PM:
we salute you.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2007, 05:53 PM:
We also appreciate
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-10-2007, 09:22 PM:
the time taken
[ 02-11-2007, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Rick Hunter ]
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2007, 10:11 PM:
to set the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-12-2007, 01:52 PM:
explosive story ending.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-12-2007, 05:48 PM:
Speaking of explosive
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2007, 09:14 PM:
, Clint's diary revealed
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 02-12-2007, 09:25 PM:
Tom Selleck's moustache
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 02-12-2007, 09:44 PM:
is a fake.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2007, 07:17 AM:
Just like Brad's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-14-2007, 07:36 PM:
best friend Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-14-2007, 07:52 PM:
Jones, decided to
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 02-14-2007, 08:28 PM:
shave Rosie's hairy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-15-2007, 12:57 AM:
back and paste
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-15-2007, 02:26 AM:
Phil's eye patch
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2007, 11:03 AM:
over his hole.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-19-2007, 12:19 PM:
Every time that
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 02-19-2007, 02:38 PM:
Rosie ate furry
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 02-19-2007, 03:38 PM:
beasties it became
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-19-2007, 07:34 PM:
fat and ugly.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-20-2007, 01:04 PM:
ShoWest Film-Tech drink
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-20-2007, 07:58 PM:
is Wednesday 3-14-07.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-21-2007, 07:58 AM:
"Gotta get moving!",
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 02-21-2007, 02:55 PM:
violations VHS rented
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-22-2007, 09:09 AM:
the BETA tapes
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-23-2007, 03:54 PM:
, and Alpha tapes,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-23-2007, 04:12 PM:
the Norliss Tapes,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-23-2007, 09:41 PM:
the quad tapes,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-24-2007, 09:36 PM:
the tape worm,
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-25-2007, 03:22 PM:
tapes on apes,
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 02-25-2007, 10:24 PM:
rips out hair!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-26-2007, 03:03 PM:
Will it ever
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-26-2007, 04:37 PM:
be normal again.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-26-2007, 05:04 PM:
What is normal?
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-26-2007, 11:17 PM:
Abby Normal is
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-27-2007, 06:54 AM:
is not a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-27-2007, 04:08 PM:
character in Mel
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-27-2007, 05:12 PM:
Gibson's next movie.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-27-2007, 05:31 PM:
Gibson MAARTINIS however
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-28-2007, 03:49 PM:
rule the World!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-28-2007, 03:59 PM:
BBQ Ribs are
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-28-2007, 04:01 PM:
best when served
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-01-2007, 11:13 PM:
with mass quantities
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-02-2007, 04:41 PM:
Gin and Vermouth,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-02-2007, 04:44 PM:
when in Texas.
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 03-04-2007, 07:22 AM:
That reminds me
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-04-2007, 08:53 AM:
of the day
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-04-2007, 02:26 PM:
I saw Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-06-2007, 07:45 PM:
threading a projector
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 03-07-2007, 06:24 AM:
while holding a
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 03-07-2007, 01:20 PM:
slice of sausage
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-07-2007, 02:54 PM:
which he swallowed
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-07-2007, 06:19 PM:
to the amusement
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-07-2007, 07:00 PM:
of the ferret
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 03-08-2007, 12:32 AM:
and the film
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-08-2007, 07:59 AM:
titty titty bang
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-08-2007, 04:11 PM:
starring Virgina Hamm.
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 03-12-2007, 07:39 AM:
But still, we
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-12-2007, 12:28 PM:
regurgerate the thought,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-13-2007, 04:18 AM:
of seeing Brad
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 03-13-2007, 08:51 AM:
wearing that whirly-bird
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-13-2007, 12:53 PM:
on the streets
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 03-13-2007, 02:02 PM:
of Dallas where
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 03-14-2007, 01:13 PM:
he met that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-15-2007, 07:18 AM:
Texas Ranger who
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 03-15-2007, 07:31 AM:
fed him tasty
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-16-2007, 03:48 PM:
morsels of shredded
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-16-2007, 05:26 PM:
free-range, organic-fed chicken.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-17-2007, 01:22 PM:
Once upon a
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 03-17-2007, 01:32 PM:
time, there was
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-18-2007, 12:24 AM:
a boy called
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 03-18-2007, 08:36 AM:
"Stinky-Ass," who
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-18-2007, 01:01 PM:
messed his pants,
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-21-2007, 12:51 AM:
then put it
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-21-2007, 07:05 PM:
out of sight
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-21-2007, 07:33 PM:
under Mark's bed.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-21-2007, 08:53 PM:
The ensuing stench
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-21-2007, 08:55 PM:
attracted the attention
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-21-2007, 08:58 PM:
of Miss Potter
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-22-2007, 02:30 PM:
,who quickly guided,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-22-2007, 06:40 PM:
Mr. Maartini to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-22-2007, 08:24 PM:
never be sober
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-23-2007, 05:33 AM:
except in exceptional
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-23-2007, 03:33 PM:
situations. Having been
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-23-2007, 04:27 PM:
stirred and shaken,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-23-2007, 05:21 PM:
Bob Maar found
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-23-2007, 05:26 PM:
that the taste
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-23-2007, 06:32 PM:
of wine, divine.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-23-2007, 07:07 PM:
Phil's big, hot
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-24-2007, 02:32 PM:
xenon lamp exploded
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-24-2007, 09:02 PM:
in a riot
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2007, 07:06 AM:
brought on by
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-25-2007, 09:29 AM:
thousands of young
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-25-2007, 10:30 AM:
American Bandstand fanatics
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 03-25-2007, 02:34 PM:
each one festidiously
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2007, 03:09 PM:
monitored by our
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 03-25-2007, 03:20 PM:
yet to be
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-25-2007, 03:40 PM:
patented Detect-O-Matic monitor.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-25-2007, 04:33 PM:
Every now and
Posted by Steven J Hart (Member # 2340) on 03-25-2007, 04:51 PM:
then a time
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2007, 04:55 PM:
will tell all
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-26-2007, 04:51 AM:
the secret of
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-26-2007, 04:57 AM:
a bloody good
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-26-2007, 03:48 PM:
gibson straight up.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 03-26-2007, 04:38 PM:
Only a few
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-26-2007, 05:36 PM:
are smart enough
Posted by Steven J Hart (Member # 2340) on 03-26-2007, 05:56 PM:
to appreciate the
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-26-2007, 07:53 PM:
finer things in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-26-2007, 08:26 PM:
drinking and driving
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-26-2007, 10:25 PM:
people bat- ![[bs]](graemlins/bs.gif)
crazy
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-27-2007, 10:06 PM:
the easiest way
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-02-2007, 01:58 PM:
out. Syntax error!
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 04-02-2007, 02:02 PM:
Ooops I Did
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-02-2007, 02:36 PM:
not wear my
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-02-2007, 04:51 PM:
formal attire. As
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-02-2007, 05:15 PM:
tuxedo rentals are
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-02-2007, 05:38 PM:
getting more expensive
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-02-2007, 06:07 PM:
while gas prices
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-03-2007, 11:17 AM:
continue to soar
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 04-03-2007, 06:31 PM:
we get mesmerised
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-03-2007, 09:26 PM:
by Phil's tuxedo
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 04-04-2007, 12:50 AM:
all those sequins
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-04-2007, 10:19 AM:
glowing in the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-04-2007, 11:08 AM:
light from the
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-04-2007, 11:57 AM:
spotlights in Hollywood's
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 04-05-2007, 12:46 AM:
most infamous house
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-05-2007, 05:00 PM:
of blues". Meanwhile
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-06-2007, 01:02 AM:
real carbon arcs
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-06-2007, 09:59 AM:
still produce the
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-06-2007, 10:42 AM:
luminous gas ball
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-11-2007, 02:22 PM:
that enthralled Phil
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-12-2007, 04:05 AM:
so much he
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 04-12-2007, 08:19 AM:
wrote his congressman:
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-12-2007, 02:53 PM:
to allow Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-12-2007, 03:09 PM:
to encourage film-techer's
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-13-2007, 02:55 PM:
First Amendment rights
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-14-2007, 08:35 PM:
which as we
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-15-2007, 02:56 PM:
all know are
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-17-2007, 09:29 AM:
not paying attention.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 04-18-2007, 08:32 AM:
So Clint urgently
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-19-2007, 11:46 AM:
promised one million
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-19-2007, 12:31 PM:
points of light
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2007, 07:38 PM:
to illuminate Cory's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-20-2007, 12:57 PM:
ever expanding abilities
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-20-2007, 05:56 PM:
to fit into
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-20-2007, 06:31 PM:
the space behind
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-20-2007, 09:29 PM:
the screen; hiding
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-22-2007, 05:42 PM:
in a speaker.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-22-2007, 09:58 PM:
As far as
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 04-22-2007, 10:02 PM:
Rosie's granny-panties go,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-26-2007, 05:28 PM:
Donald Trump got'em!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-26-2007, 09:33 PM:
While the film
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-27-2007, 09:19 AM:
ran off with
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-30-2007, 10:24 AM:
Phil before he
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-30-2007, 02:30 PM:
took his clothes
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-30-2007, 06:39 PM:
almost completely off
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-30-2007, 08:33 PM:
, exposing his incredibly
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-30-2007, 08:41 PM:
pristine 70mm print
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-01-2007, 03:00 AM:
Phil then said "I am NOT a coot!!!"
The End
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