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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-21-2006, 07:53 PM:
 
Not a teaser, and kind of random.

Well, most of my friends are guys, and we got on the subject so...

Do you prefer large or small breasts on women? No, not on men... On the search to find out exactly what guys like I'm a little stumped here. All... and I do mean ALL of my guy friends say they prefer small breasts, but as soon as they see a girl walk by with large breasts and cleavage showing... well... drool happens.

So...? Just wondering... anyone going to speak up?
 

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Posted by Ron Curran (Member # 3631) on 06-21-2006, 08:06 PM:
 
It's the whole package. I fell in love with Audrey Hepburn when I was 13 - did not care much for Monroe. But my beautiful wife has large breasts, so what is a guy to do? There, is any other male techer brave enough to buy into this one?

Cross subject. My pic hasn't been posted yet. Either I sent it wrong or I am too ugly. How come all the birds on this forum are dolls and most of the the blokes ...
 

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Posted by Ian Price (Member # 14) on 06-21-2006, 08:13 PM:
 
Audry Hepburn
 

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Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-21-2006, 08:46 PM:
 
personally... doesn't really matter to me. I don't make decisions based on breasts... it's personality and charm that catches my attention.
 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-21-2006, 09:04 PM:
 
Hey, now Phil can cancel that breast implant procedure!
 

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Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 06-21-2006, 09:40 PM:
 
As long as you have breasts, your in the running to get a man (if that's what you are looking for).

What I mean by that is: Guys are pretty flexible. Big breasts will always get a guy's attention, but it may not be what they want. The animal instinct will always kick in on the intial 'look'. However, once you talk to the girl, her personality, charm, wit, and sense of humor will have to reel them in the rest of the way. So the size of a woman's breasts are only part of a big picture.

My only personal comment on breast size is the importance of individual body type. Everything should be in proportion with everything else on a women's body. When things are out of proportion - it's weird looking.
 

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Posted by Cameron Glendinning (Member # 3516) on 06-21-2006, 11:06 PM:
 
The Truth? Can you handle the truth?
Breast size, well umm I personally like them in small, medium and large. Then there are the different nipples types!!. Its funny though some men like breasts, some like the ass, many like both. There also appears to be a sliding scale between breast size and ass ratio. Woman with small breasts tend to have a GREAT ASS!
Breasts can be tooooo big ie If a woman is laying on her back and the nipples can touch the mattress ie like the Mc Donalds Arches. Too big! Any more than a hand full by many men can be considered a waste.
umm Fake or plastic surgery on breasts, results are not impressive to play with, although look great when clothed.
Ultimately looks and body shape are really not as important as personality. We can only look for so long.
 

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Posted by Edwin Schwing (Member # 1270) on 06-21-2006, 11:10 PM:
 
is there a free re-fill on the Large?

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Posted by Chad M Calpito (Member # 3736) on 06-21-2006, 11:26 PM:
 
Well, I would prefer small breasts to medium size, but, not big ones. I would also have to add to that is also great legs, a nice rear end and nice muscular abs. The ultimate thing though is the fact she has to have a great personality and then, every thing else blends in nicely.
 

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Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 06-21-2006, 11:37 PM:
 
Remind me in a week to check the webserver logs to see all the new traffic this thread is generating for the site.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-21-2006, 11:56 PM:
 
Just as long as they don't look like a little boy I am fine. But here's what I could do without:

-Pancake nipples. This is unacceptable and there is no excuse for it.
-Breast implants. This is intolerable. Any woman who does this deserves an extra dose of e-coli in their food.

As for Audrey Hepburn, I just can't stand super-skinny chicks that smoke. That's 2 things they have going against them.
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-22-2006, 12:12 AM:
 
Pancake Nipples? Huh???
 

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Posted by Monte L Fullmer (Member # 2797) on 06-22-2006, 12:13 AM:
 
yea..who wants to kiss a chimney?
 

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Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 06-22-2006, 01:17 AM:
 
It's not the size, it's how they are packaged. My wife has big'uns, and she told me she once considered having them reduced -- but if she did that, they'd be out of sync with the rest of her so she's left them alone. (Thanks honey!)

Now my "first love," back in the 80s, had small ones -- but she was a petite girl, so big'uns would have looked freakish on her.

I think most guys would agree that ALL breasts are good. (I've always been a cleavage fan.) I agree with whoever said girls with small breasts usually have a great butt.
 

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Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 06-22-2006, 01:25 AM:
 
Well, with the disclaimer that relationship wise personality counts more than looks (honestly)....

I'm a breast man, I admit it. While I agree completely that proportion is important, I like em bit, just ask my wife and her DD's .
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-22-2006, 02:39 AM:
 
Well, isn't this special? Madamn Moderator has elected to violate the rules with a "Teaser Title" that us peasants would be at the very least reprimanded for.

I HAD to look at the thread itself to see that it was about female TITS! You know, those over-sized sweat glands.

At 1st, I thought maybe it was about penis sizes, screen sizes, or even possibly one's income.

While I personally have and like TITS, I like legs MUCH better! ...Oh I have those too!
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-22-2006, 03:56 AM:
 

quote: Rachel

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Pancake Nipples? Huh???

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Go to Google (which can be reached at http://www.google.com in your favorite web browser), go to the image search, type in "pancake nipples" without the quotes, and make sure "safesearch" is off. You'll only get one page of results. Toward the bottom, you'll see a picture with the caption "Mature lady with big pancake nipples". Those are pancake nipples.
 

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 06-22-2006, 07:20 AM:
 
I'm a leg man! But even if the woman has GREAT legs, if her breasts are too much larger than her fists, the whole body proportion will likely look wrong to me. I've seen exceptions in most categories, though; but, in general, I tend to prefer small.

And no, I don't drool, turn my head, or even take a second glance at "heaving cleavage". I'm staring at the calves.

quote: The guy who says I need a beating today

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-Breast implants. This is intolerable.

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Agreed 100% ... other than the fact that they're as much a turn-off as tattoos and body piercings, I've never seen an "enhanced" pair that DIDN'T look too big.
 

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Posted by John Walsh (Member # 168) on 06-22-2006, 07:41 AM:
 
I agree with Brian; I'm a leg guy. Tits are for kids.
 

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Posted by Greg Anderson (Member # 235) on 06-22-2006, 08:35 AM:
 
The point, for me, is that all this cosmetic surgery I'm hearing about is pretty-much useless mutilation. And women are more obsessed with breast size than men are. Don't waste your money on surgery, ladies. If you don't like your body, join a health club. Guys will respond.
 

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Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 06-22-2006, 09:28 AM:
 
Smart, pleasant people come in all sizes. That is rule #1.

OTOH: my wise old uncle said: "Pick a girl for her brain and personality. Surgery can fix all else that matters."

Joan River said: "Fix your face first for yourself; your breasts
second because men are stupid. and your tummy third to complete the job."

[ 06-22-2006, 02:34 PM: Message edited by: Louis Bornwasser ]
 

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Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-22-2006, 09:57 AM:
 
Medium to large, but no so large that they are out of proportion.

Pretty face and long hair are primary to me, breasts second.

Rachel, if you are concerned, you can post a topless picture of yourself, and us Film-Tech guys can give you our opinions. Just trying to be helpful...

-Mitchell
 

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-22-2006, 11:32 AM:
 
I am all about a correctly proportioned female with a great sesne of humor and is not over uptight about herself. That being said b to c cup size's are my favorite but A's and D's do on the right type of frame as well. And I am with Joe, Pancake nipples have gotta go. The perkier the better
 

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Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-22-2006, 01:44 PM:
 
It's the "cleavage showing" part of your example that gets them "drooling", not necessarily the size.

It's all in the packaging.
 

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Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 06-22-2006, 02:00 PM:
 

quote: Phil Hill

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Madamn Moderator has elected to violate the rules with a "Teaser Title" that us peasants would be at the very least reprimanded for.

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I think there is a rule that only moderators are allowed to post teaser titles. I'm jealous.
 

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Posted by Lyle Romer (Member # 1266) on 06-22-2006, 02:03 PM:
 
Small to medium. Perky is important. When they start getting too large, they can't be perky anymore.

Don't forget, sometimes when we (guys) look at an enormous rack, it's a look of either "those are fake" or "my god, those are HUGE." It's like looking at a car accident. It's something that grabs your attention, not necessarily something you'd want to be involved with.
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 06-22-2006, 10:19 PM:
 
I prefer my men naked...

Opps this thread is about womens' boobies.

Come on Rachel... are boobies really that important to talk about on a forum where probably 99% of them are male?
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 06-22-2006, 11:14 PM:
 
Aww Jen, I like the attention...
 

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Posted by Ron Curran (Member # 3631) on 06-22-2006, 11:42 PM:
 
Come on girls, I think we have given you some honest answers. You must know what affect you have on we mere males. It is the basis of countless movies. That’s the business we are in. And we are all fans of high fidelity.
 

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Posted by Dave Williams (Member # 299) on 06-23-2006, 12:32 AM:
 
Actually, I am a nose person. First thing I see when I look at a woman is her nose, followed by her eyes, then the rest of the face... if all is well and in proper proportion, I might be willing to strike up a conversation. Everything else is just the cover to the book.

If my wife is nearby I just comment on boob size so she thinks I am still a verile horny toaded teenager.

Ciao
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 06-23-2006, 01:31 AM:
 
What about butts? big or small? Personally, my motto is: The bigger the butt, the more poo it produces. (which, I know, is totally ridiculous) Yup, I'm not a butt fan.
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2006, 06:49 AM:
 
Allison! You always make me laugh!

quote: Rachel Gilardi

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Do you prefer large or small breasts on women?

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You wanna know the truth? It all depends on how much of them she SHOWS! Really. I'd bet most guys don't differentiate when it gets right down to it. I know I don't.

Someone mentioned what I, years ago, termed "Reed's Theorem": God only gave each woman so much "oomph". This is distributed between both her ass and her knockers. Therefore, a chick with huge boobs usually has a flat butt, and vice-versa. A subject with both of either, could have been surgically-altered. There are, of course, those anomalous souls.

There is a male version of this, but it is the chest and stomach.

[EDIT] To correct grammar.

[ 06-23-2006, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: Tim Reed ]
 

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Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-23-2006, 10:17 AM:
 
There are some in the UK who will rely on the BSH measurement unit when it comes to such matters.

BSH = British Standard Handful
 

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Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-23-2006, 10:32 AM:
 

quote: Dicky

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BSH = British Standard Handful

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HAHAHAHAH!!! That, for some reason, just made my day.
 

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Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-23-2006, 10:50 AM:
 
Dicky? DICKY!!!!!!

Don't make me angry Coryyy,you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
 

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Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 06-23-2006, 12:32 PM:
 
Flaunt what you've got! If you want guys to look at them, show them off. Personally I think that bra-less breasts are very sexy, and smaller breasts are best for this. Smaller breasted women should not even own a bra. A tight, thin T-shirt is all they need.

But what I really want is a woman who will be nice to me, not play silly games, and not think of me as a source of income (that is a job, not a man). Women, men are simple. We say what we mean. Don't try to read things into what we say. We want the same thing from you. When asked what you want for your birthday, you women say "oh, nothing"; don't be surprised if that is what you get, nothing. And don't get mad either, after all you got what you asked for.

So to sum up, be nice, be truthfull, and show off your titties.
 

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Posted by Dieter Depypere (Member # 3184) on 06-23-2006, 01:21 PM:
 
It is all a question of proportion; if the proportion is right, then there is no problem
 

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Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 06-23-2006, 02:31 PM:
 
Aw, I'm sorry Dick. I'll watch it next time.
 

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Posted by Jesse Skeen (Member # 586) on 06-23-2006, 02:49 PM:
 
To steal an often-used phrase from DVDTalk, This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics!
 

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Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 06-23-2006, 04:32 PM:
 
Here ya go Jesse, one of latest pics my girlfriend just had done!! Perfect size for me, One is a handful, the other is a mouthful! hehe

Rick

 

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Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 06-23-2006, 05:10 PM:
 
Hay, isn't that Jennifer in the above picture?
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2006, 10:01 PM:
 
No chance.
 

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Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 06-23-2006, 10:19 PM:
 

quote: Tim Reed

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No chance.

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No chance it's Jen, or no chance it's the girl I've been dating for 2 years?
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 06-23-2006, 10:57 PM:
 
Dang Richard, she's hot. How the heck do you handle a relationship when you travel so much?
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-23-2006, 11:08 PM:
 

quote: Richard Hamilton

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No chance it's Jen

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Right.
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 06-23-2006, 11:38 PM:
 
Ya saying I'm ugly Tim?
 

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Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 06-23-2006, 11:45 PM:
 
Richard, seriously, you are one LUCKY chap! This is a most beautiful woman.

What turns me on, as most have already said, it's the whole deal. A pretty, sexy face is the first thing, and essential. I won't even look at breasts if a woman is not at least mildly attractive first.

Erect nipples as seen through a tee-shirt....well, size hardly matters there, does it, because erect nipples trump everything in terms of a super turn-on on pretty much any size. I like a handful whereas humungous mammaries are actually quite a turn-off and quite frankly, downright ugly. I always wonder when she is going to fall on her face. Implants? If I wanted plastic tits, I could get a blow-up doll for $35.

So in this same spirit, I give you this:

After the male researchers of an Arkansas company took sensitivity training, they decided that they would tackle one recurring complaint that they heard from many of the women in their company. They went back to the lab and devised a microchip that could store and playback music; it would be powerful enough to play music at comfortable listening levels, but small enough to be inserted in a women's breast implants.

All the men considered this major breakthrough technology for relationships.

A company spokesman (er...person) said, "We got the idea when we realized that most women find it offensive that men are always staring at their breasts and not listening to them."
 

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Posted by Ron Curran (Member # 3631) on 06-24-2006, 01:24 AM:
 
No man in his right mind could say that, Jennifer.
 

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Posted by Cameron Glendinning (Member # 3516) on 06-24-2006, 01:37 AM:
 
Jen ugly, where did that come from? Now me thinks Jen is the complete package. Personality & Looks combine to create the ultimate Film-tech pin up girl, mmmm if only she was 10 years older, lived on the other side of the planet and her dad owned a brewery.
 

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Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 06-24-2006, 05:43 AM:
 

quote: Jennifer Pan

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Dang Richard, she's hot. How the heck do you handle a relationship when you travel so much?

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most of the the last 2 years we have lived together, our apartment is in China. I haven't seen her for 5 months, but I will see her in 2 or 3 weeks. Thank goodness for MSN chat and webcams!!

rick
 

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Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-24-2006, 12:49 PM:
 
Having never handled large, I prefer small. Were talking about film formats right?
 

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Posted by Bruce McGee (Member # 131) on 06-24-2006, 01:48 PM:
 
Jennifer is ANYTHING but ugly.

Bruce Hansen: Come-on, tell you how you REALLY feel about hooters? I saw you looking around while we talked machinery....


 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 06-24-2006, 02:30 PM:
 
Any size, it doesnt matter. The only thing that matters is accessibility.
 

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Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 06-24-2006, 09:19 PM:
 
Where's the Greco-factor in this?
 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 06-24-2006, 10:21 PM:
 
my guess is the smaller and un-developed the better.
 

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Posted by Jeremy Fuentes (Member # 2135) on 06-24-2006, 10:33 PM:
 
On another note, Joe...if all you have is pancakes, you could always add syrup. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-25-2006, 12:14 AM:
 
Rick;

Your girlfriend is hot but it took me a minute to notice because your fur bedspread distracted me!

Is that sheep skin or alpaca?

A hot woman on a fur bedspread gives me the chills!
Oh, Yeah!

The first thing that turns me on about a woman is her eyes. She can have a nice body but, without pretty eyes, she won't float my boat.

As for size preference: I am legally obligated by the state of North Carolina to say that my favorite breast size is 38-D.
 

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Posted by Brad Allen (Member # 470) on 06-26-2006, 01:16 PM:
 
Breasts are good, as long as they are real and don't have any friggin tats on them to ruin the view.
No fake boobs. Yeck.
 

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Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 06-30-2006, 09:08 AM:
 
Brad, that's funny!
 

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Posted by Gordon McLeod (Member # 33) on 06-30-2006, 10:17 AM:
 
I don't discriminate all shapes and sizes
 

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Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 06-30-2006, 10:44 PM:
 
I have noticed over the years that womens breasts have been getting larger...especially in the younger,college-aged gals. I have assumed this is due to well-engineered bras.
I bet this would be a good subject for History Channel's Modern Marvels...
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-30-2006, 11:53 PM:
 
It's mostly due to all of the hormones they pump into todays foods, I think.
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-01-2006, 01:09 AM:
 

quote: James Westbrook

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I have noticed over the years that womens breasts have been getting larger...especially in the younger,college-aged gals.

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...or maybe your just more perverted now. Just kidding. But Joe, you do have a good theory about the hormones in food. Girls are physically maturing faster now a days, so that could possibly be a good correlation.
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-03-2006, 11:39 AM:
 
Where/What are these girls eating? I'm certainly missing out.
 

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Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-03-2006, 12:26 PM:
 
I guess parents giving their daughers boob jobs as high school graduation presents would have something to do with the larger look on campus.
 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-03-2006, 04:15 PM:
 
It is not so much about what you eat now as opposed to what you ate growing up. I remember a documentary about why girls were maturing younger and it said that when a girl hits 125lbs regardless of age she will begin menstruating and start developing. I dont know how accurate that is but it seems like a good explanation.
 

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Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 07-03-2006, 06:08 PM:
 
I heard the exact same thing in my Human Sexual Biology class in college.
 

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Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 07-04-2006, 09:41 PM:
 

quote: Mike Heenan

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I guess parents giving their daughers boob jobs as high school graduation presents would have something to do with the larger look on campus.

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Actually, I worked in Annapolis, Maryland for a few years. The people there are pretty affluent. Most of the daughters received breast implants as a high school graduation gift, along with a car (usually a Jetta or a Beetle).

I wish I were lying.
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-04-2006, 09:56 PM:
 
Maybe Volkswagon should have a new promotion:

Free airbags with purchase of a Beatle!

boo boo bad joke.
 

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Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-04-2006, 10:15 PM:
 
If 125 lbs is a start point for menstruation, that weight point must only be for non-asians. Many Japanese girls never get to 125 lbs yet they mature physically just like everyone else.
 

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Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 07-05-2006, 12:46 AM:
 
Paul, it could be 125 lbs OR by a certain age. Perhaps the 125 thing makes the body bypass its normal 'biological clock.'

*shrugs*
 

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Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 07-05-2006, 01:10 AM:
 
Paul, I have only seen 1 fat girl in either Japan or China. I don't think any of them get over 100 lbs. I am sure that will change because of all of the McDonalds, KFCs and Pizza Huts that are now on every street corner. On one of my last trips I bought some shorts from The Gap as a gift for my girlfriend. I bought a size 0 !!! They were still too big, she gave them to a friend of hers.
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-05-2006, 02:00 AM:
 
I won't go into detail on when I offically became 'a women' via menstration, but I do know for a fact that I was NOT 125 pounds!! But I was also considered a 'late bloomer'. ANWYAY...

Richard, whats the next size down from a 0 ?!
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-05-2006, 03:55 PM:
 
On the same note as Allison, I was also not 125lbs yet, and I was a very early bloomer. 3rd grade... Different for everyone.
 

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Posted by Lyle Romer (Member # 1266) on 07-05-2006, 05:08 PM:
 
The 125 lb thing doesn't make sense anyway. Does the uterus have a scale built in?

I think it's just genetics and hormones.
 

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Posted by Paul J. Neuhaus (Member # 3205) on 07-07-2006, 12:56 AM:
 
I'm a fan of just about any I'm allowed to touch!!!!
I'm not here to pass judgement just for the smiles

But I do like a nice full C it's just right
 

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Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 07-08-2006, 07:57 AM:
 
Small all the way. B cups are very nice, I even like A's. The bigger they are the more likely they are saggy and floppy and , the smaller they are the perkier, more well rounded they are. They also tend to stay that way even as the woman grows older. For me, anything more than a handful (or maybe even a mouthful ) is absolutely unnecessary.
 

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Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-12-2006, 05:21 PM:
 

quote: Jennifer Pan

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Where/What are these girls eating? I'm certainly missing out.

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No your not. Most of the best things come in small packages besides being of asian decent your probably built on a small to medium frame anyhow so anything bigger than a B would probably be a misproportion and overkill.By the way I think asian women are the most beautiful in the world, but those are just my own opinions.
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-12-2006, 07:34 PM:
 
Awwww...

What is everyones take on the ghetto booty?
 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-12-2006, 08:10 PM:
 
Can you give a little more detail, please?
 

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Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-12-2006, 08:40 PM:
 
And pictures too.
 

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Posted by Jennifer Pan (Member # 2035) on 07-12-2006, 08:53 PM:
 
Go google it up, I remember when I was working at the theater and saw a poster of that JLo movie where her ghetto booty looked Photoshopped. That movie Ben Afflake was co starring...
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-12-2006, 09:16 PM:
 
I've said it on here before:

The bigger the booty..the bigger the poo. hehe Sorry, ghetto booty is
 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-12-2006, 09:52 PM:
 
the same thing could be said about mouths.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-12-2006, 10:31 PM:
 
The bigger the mouth the bigger the poo?? Phil must have an industrial size toilet. I hate new toilets which are only powerful enough to flush half a turd. They can't hold a real man-sized load.
 

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Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-12-2006, 10:35 PM:
 

quote: Joe Redifer

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Phil must have an industrial size toilet.

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quote: Jennifer Pan

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What is everyones take on the ghetto booty?

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quote: Paul Mayer

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Everything in proportion. Anything too big or too small in relation to the frame just looks out of place.

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quote: Jennifer Pan

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What is everyones take on the ghetto booty?

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Like these pics that were sent to me from Brad?






 

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Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 07-13-2006, 10:59 PM:
 
What is the saying?

"More cushion for the pushin"


 

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Posted by Lyle Romer (Member # 1266) on 07-14-2006, 12:37 AM:
 
We need audio capability on the forum so somebody can attach Sir Mix-a-lot to this threat.

"I like big butts and I can not lie,
you other brother can't deny...."

Personally, I like girls with round but small and tight butts.
 

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Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-14-2006, 10:04 PM:
 
Dennis:

It's... Built for comfort.. not for speed...

quote: Dennis Benjamin

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What is the saying?

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Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 07-14-2006, 10:39 PM:
 
Though I have heard 'The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin' before .
 

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Posted by Martin Brooks (Member # 1269) on 07-15-2006, 06:43 PM:
 

quote: Jennifer Pan

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Where/What are these girls eating? I'm certainly missing out

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I think we're seeing bigger breasts on American girls because Americans are becoming fatter and fatter at younger ages. And of course, the obsession with celebrity and looks are causing more and more women to seek breast implants and other cosmetic surgery. And since we're so tacky, most of the time, the breast implants (aside looking like someone took two baseballs and shoved them under your skin) are way too large, because, you know...you have to get your money's worth.

You're not missing out on anything. Girls with large breasts will look older earlier in life as compared with more petite girls because when their breasts are sagging to their knees, the breasts of petite girls will still look youthful.

As far as the comments on the starting age for menstruation are concerned, girls are menstruating earlier because of both too much protein in our diets and because of hormones in milk and meat. Just 30 years ago, most American girls didn't begin menstruating until 13-14. Those who are "late-bloomers" shouldn't be ashamed - it probably means they have a healthier diet and are eating more natural and organic foods.
 

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-16-2006, 04:49 PM:
 
Okay, I've got a question. How does one convince a woman NOT to get implants? I claim I prefer smaller to larger, anyway. She insists that I'm just saying that! And she's convinced that, deep down, all guys prefer larger, and that implants are the way to go.
 

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-16-2006, 04:57 PM:
 
Tell her you are thinking about getting a penis enlargement surgery, that you have already talked to the doctors (find a doctor's name who does this so she can't call bullshit on you) and that your new improved penis will be another 4 inches around and 3-4 inches longer. Then insist that is what all girls want and that you are doing it for her.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-16-2006, 06:23 PM:
 
You've also got to tell her that fake boobs are freakin' gross. Don't tell her your getting penis enlargement, but a penile implant instead. The kind where they stick some sort of rod in your dick and you have an eternal hard on.
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-16-2006, 09:12 PM:
 

quote: Brian Michael Weidemann

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How does one convince a woman NOT to get implants?

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Do you really need US to answer that question for you?
 

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Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 07-17-2006, 06:08 AM:
 
Well, it was (obviously?) rhetorical, since I didn't expect an honest, fail-safe, tried-and-true response. But this isn't a woman I'm dating (not YET, anyway!) whom I'm talking about. So, frankly, the penis implant approach wouldn't carry much weight. Besides, I, uh, wouldn't think that procedure, in my case, would, uh, ... be necessary.

I totally agree that fake are gross, even though I've never felt any. I don't desire to. It's a whole issue of principles here, for me. A woman with the kind of mind that thinks implants are okay, doesn't have the kind of mind I could see myself being compatible with. Even if I DID like big boobs, a woman with that kind of mind is less attractive to me than any biological fat distribution (or lack thereof) could influence. And I stand by that opinion!
 

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-17-2006, 09:55 AM:
 
If it's not somebody you're dating then that changes the strategy.

If it IS, you could simply say, "I like them just the way they are." then proceed to demonstrate how much you like them.

If it's not, you could say in an adamant tone, "I wouldn't date any woman who has implants!" Or, if brought up in conversation: "While you're at it, why don't you stick an air hose up your ass?"
(Inflate to 35 P.S.I. Max.)


 

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Posted by Evans A Criswell (Member # 381) on 07-17-2006, 10:11 AM:
 
Wow! This was a big traffic-generating thread!

I guess in girls I like smaller because I think it's kinda hot when a girl almost looks like a guy. The last girl I "flipped out over" was in october 2004. She was a slender girl and although I'm attracted to guys, she had what it took to set off my attraction. That doesn't happen too often. Seeing girls in guys' jeans or pants is nice too.
 

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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-17-2006, 11:36 AM:
 

quote: Brian Michael Weidemann

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Okay, I've got a question. How does one convince a woman NOT to get implants?

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Maybe you can try telling her from a girl that has too large breasts that you're just never happy with what you have. I wish mine were smaller and it seems to me that guys always like smaller breasts, just look at this thread! Most of the guys here have said straight out that they like smaller breasts, why would they be lying here?

Eh, she can have some of mine...
 

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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-17-2006, 12:06 PM:
 

quote: Brian Michael Weidemann

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How does one convince a woman NOT to get implants

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So Tori Amos is wanting to get implants, huh?

Email her some pictures of breast implants gone wrong/exploded/etc. That might change her mind.

 

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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 07-17-2006, 01:00 PM:
 

quote: Martin Brooks

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Those who are "late-bloomers" shouldn't be ashamed - it probably means they have a healthier diet and are eating more natural and organic foods.

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quote: Joe Redifer

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Personally, I think chemicals make things tase better. If it is delicious and I am still alive in the morning, then it is good for me.

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We like the taste of acetic acid (vinegar) in salad dressings, salt (sodium chloride) and sugar (sucrose) on food, and wash it all down with ethyl alcohol.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-18-2006, 05:43 PM:
 
I refuse to eat salad, so I'm afraid I'm not too partial to vinegar. I hate the way vinegar smells, though.
 

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Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-18-2006, 06:18 PM:
 
Then I guess by that logic, cigarettes are awesome joe eh? Lots n Lots of chemicals and additives in there.
 

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Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-18-2006, 06:49 PM:
 
I've never eaten one.
 

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Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-18-2006, 10:09 PM:
 

quote: Joe Redifer

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I've never eaten one.

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