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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-17-2006, 07:49 PM:
 
In regards to CH's desire for a porn thread...we'll give this a TRY. Here ya go you perv!

PICTURES MUST BE NO FURTHER THAN PG RATED!!! No bare breasts, bare butt or genitalia. Those areas must be covered up or cropped out in some fashion. You all know what I'm talking about, so don't push the line.

There are to be no pictures of guys here. We wouldn't want Chris to not splode as he scrolls through the pages.
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-18-2006, 12:36 AM:
 
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Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-18-2006, 12:50 AM:
 
I swear to god it said there was to be no pictures of girls here. Well poo.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-18-2006, 03:22 AM:
 
There's like 600+ pages of girl pics over at the forum on xmfan.com. (It starts off with a picture of Paris Hilton but it gets better.)

Hotter thread than this one will ever be
 
Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-18-2006, 01:22 PM:
 
Don't worry Allison, Phil will probably provide a 'PG' sausage link [Big Grin]
 
Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 07-18-2006, 03:06 PM:
 
quote: Steve Scott
Phil will probably provide a 'PG' sausage link
Does 'PG' stand for Pathetically Grande ? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-18-2006, 09:50 PM:
 
For those of you who swing both ways I present Viki Gates female body builder. Nothing says hottie like giant pecs!!!! [Eek!] [Confused] [puke] [Roll Eyes] [uhoh]

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-18-2006, 10:11 PM:
 
Isn't that CH's girlfriend?
 
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-18-2006, 11:50 PM:
 
I'm sorry, but that just looks like a man.
[Confused]
 
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-19-2006, 07:52 AM:
 
I like Mike's link alot better than whats happenning on this thread [thumbsup] !

Mark
 
Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-19-2006, 09:03 AM:
 
Looks kinda like Chris Tucker, though more built. ::shutters:: eww. Stevie Wonder [Cool] wouldn't even be fooled by that.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-19-2006, 12:04 PM:
 
I agree with Mark, this thread is turning out even worse than I thought it would.
 
Posted by Steve Scott (Member # 630) on 07-19-2006, 12:12 PM:
 
There's nothing pathetic about grande... Although it can be shocking, uncomfortable, unhealthy or flabbergasting. [Smile]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-19-2006, 09:31 PM:
 
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These are some of the tamer ones.
 
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-19-2006, 09:34 PM:
 
Randy

Those two are a bit 'hairy'.
 
Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-19-2006, 09:39 PM:
 
quote: John Wilson
Those two are a bit 'hairy'.
What's wrong with a little hair?
[Razz]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-19-2006, 10:27 PM:
 
How much "hair" can we show, here?
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-20-2006, 02:43 AM:
 
Tribbles nibble.
 
Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-20-2006, 09:10 PM:
 
Randy has the right idea, whereas the massage parlor seems to be running short on the drunken asian babes. Keep em rolling.
 
Posted by Dennis Benjamin (Member # 1137) on 07-20-2006, 10:05 PM:
 
Here's one.

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Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-20-2006, 10:30 PM:
 
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Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-20-2006, 11:48 PM:
 
Nice Dennis, very nice [Big Grin] [thumbsup] . Randy's new one is also nice, but she get's points off for the Memorex [Frown] . (Are they real, or are they memorex?)
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-21-2006, 12:00 AM:
 
They look fake, and it looks like her nipple has been 'shopped out.
 
Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 07-21-2006, 01:52 AM:
 
Randy, it looks like that large tumor on her chest is about to pop!
 
Posted by Tommie Evans (Member # 2674) on 07-21-2006, 09:37 AM:
 
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hubba hubba!
 
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 07-21-2006, 03:35 PM:
 
She is cute, except for all those tats on her body...total turnoff. Randy shes a keeper!! [beer]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-21-2006, 05:47 PM:
 
The occasional well placed single-point tattoo can be sexy but, beyond that... [puke]

Once you get past that point the only thing that looks good is a whole-body job but the design has to compliment the curves of the body like the way "Samurai Tattoos" do.

Yeah, fake melons are usually a turn-off unless there are other redeeming qualities in the picture. I prefer women without them but if she's hot enough it's okay.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-21-2006, 05:52 PM:
 
I see nipple! I demand everyone who has ever participated in YAK be BANNED for this! Except me, of course.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-21-2006, 05:55 PM:
 
That's not a nipple, it's an aereola or however you spell it. So you must now ban yourself.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-21-2006, 09:02 PM:
 
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Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 07-22-2006, 01:18 AM:
 
Nice randy, but I like Tommy's better. [Big Grin] Even without the offensive breast feature.
 
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-22-2006, 02:28 AM:
 
Randy,

Do you have a thing for fur? [Razz]
 
Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 07-22-2006, 02:51 AM:
 
Richard Hamilton needs to paste some PG-13 revealing pics of his women in China over here.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-22-2006, 07:30 AM:
 
Why, Rach? Is that a problem?
Fur is nice.
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Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 08-05-2006, 01:37 PM:
 
No Randy, fur's fine. [Smile]

And the woman that first turned me on to women...

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Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-06-2006, 12:11 AM:
 
And I can see why. If I didn't already like women, I'd consider converting for that. I think I shall anyhow, it should be possible to convert from straight to straight. Then again, maybenot, could cause a paradox and completely disrupt the space-time continium. Hold crap, where's my Delorean.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 08-06-2006, 03:39 AM:
 
Does her head ever move?

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Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-06-2006, 05:45 AM:
 
Oh-crap! The paradox has already started, it'll be rippling outwards from Paris Hilton to case the end of times right about.........
 
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-06-2006, 01:37 PM:
 
quote: Joe Redifer
Does her head ever move?
I was wondering if anyone else noticed this! Check her out on TV when it shows her at a premiere or something and there's paparazzi around. Everytime someone takes a pix, she spins around, leans back, plops her chin to her chest, and strikes the same dopey pose.

Yes, angles make for more-flattering pictures, but she *could* introduce a little variety from time to time! I guess this is an example of a person who has accidentally become famous, and someone upstream had posed her this way at one time, so it stuck.
 
Posted by Allison Parsons (Member # 2728) on 08-06-2006, 01:45 PM:
 
The one, and only, thing I've learned by Paris Hilton opening her mouth and making words (as opposed to giving a BJ...bad joke) with them was this:

When you are photographed, tilt your head to the side and up just a bit, so that the dreaded 'double chin' look does not show up in the photograph. Thus, that is why her head doesn't move in pictures.
 
Posted by Cory Isemann (Member # 2517) on 08-08-2006, 08:50 AM:
 
There's one of those for Lindsay Lohan too.
 
Posted by Christian Volpi (Member # 2370) on 08-15-2006, 11:52 AM:
 
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Posted by Chris Hipp (Member # 1788) on 08-15-2006, 03:58 PM:
 
Paris Hilton
 
Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-15-2006, 10:21 PM:
 
Nice, if not daring. May the forum faries have blessing on your house, and you post many more of these without getting banned.
 
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 08-15-2006, 10:39 PM:
 
Haha, the site owner started this thread, and a couple mods - including myself, already posted here. [Big Grin]

Yeah, that last one is a little racey but you can't really see anything, just gives you the illusion that you can.
 
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-18-2006, 02:20 PM:
 
quote: Chris Hipp was the last to post
Paris Hilton
I wish he would've asked her, just exactly what is it that you DO!?
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-18-2006, 09:24 PM:
 
She's famous just for being famous, like Zha Zha Gabor... Except Zha Zha has class.
 
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-18-2006, 09:53 PM:
 
Does slapping cops in the face count as class? [Razz]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 08-18-2006, 11:09 PM:
 
Zha Zha could slap ten cops a day and she'd still have more class in her pinky finger than Paris has in her whole body.
 
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-19-2006, 12:11 AM:
 
Ironically, they're both related it seems... lol. I think she's Paris great grandmother or something like that.
 
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-19-2006, 01:38 AM:
 
Naaaaww! Get out.
 
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-19-2006, 01:43 PM:
 
Yeah I saw it on some show, ET I think, that Conrad Hilton was one of Zsa Zsa's 300 husbands, and they had a child, who is PAris' great aunt or something or other.
 
Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 08-20-2006, 01:03 AM:
 
::looks to mike:: And that'll be no more Filmguard for you junior. You've drank enough already.
 
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-27-2006, 12:11 PM:
 
Rach' knows the combination... [Wink]

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Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-27-2006, 02:02 PM:
 
Check imdb... it's all there.
 
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 08-28-2006, 09:36 AM:
 
Jeeze Tim... No I don't. [Confused] [Razz]
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 08-28-2006, 01:17 PM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
Zha Zha has class.
Just for the record, Eva Gabor had more class than Zha Zha.
 
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-28-2006, 06:42 PM:
 
Yous don't wanna know what I sent Madamn Moderator in private email about that HAWT pic of her!

Hubba Hubba! [evil]
 
Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 08-29-2006, 08:02 PM:
 
"Just for the record, Eva Gabor had more class than Zha Zha"

You bet She did. She worked with Arnold Ziffel !! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 09-01-2006, 06:28 AM:
 
Best HT Installer!
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Posted by Charles Greenlee (Member # 3856) on 09-06-2006, 03:13 AM:
 
Nice. (insert a few comments about checking out my equipment here) Nice looking, though I'm not sure about her qualifications. Some might consider her attire as unprofessional.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 09-06-2006, 03:55 AM:
 
quote:
"Just for the record, Eva Gabor had more class than Zha Zha"

You bet She did. She worked with Arnold Ziffel !!
Darn right she did. Anyone who has the humbleness to work with a pig who gets more fan mail than she does has CLASS. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Bill Gabel (Member # 1105) on 09-06-2006, 06:18 PM:
 
quote: Fred Georges was the last to post
Zha Zha
It's spelled Zsa Zsa
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 09-06-2006, 06:35 PM:
 
I thought it looked funny but wasn't sure.
 




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