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Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-01-2007, 07:36 AM:
Well Brad managed
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 05-01-2007, 09:08 AM:
to make me
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-01-2007, 09:35 AM:
throw up my
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-01-2007, 12:45 PM:
hands and dance
Posted by Darryl Spicer (Member # 711) on 05-01-2007, 02:17 PM:
on the ceiling
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 05-01-2007, 03:37 PM:
in Rosie's underpants
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-01-2007, 11:11 PM:
under the influence
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-02-2007, 12:32 AM:
of ethanol and
Posted by Stephen Frazza (Member # 2320) on 05-02-2007, 12:42 AM:
made me think
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-02-2007, 12:45 AM:
about the unthinkable.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-02-2007, 08:26 AM:
Which reminds me,
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-02-2007, 12:21 PM:
of that time
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-02-2007, 01:09 PM:
that Bob mixed
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-02-2007, 02:34 PM:
Kryptonite and Ethanol
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-02-2007, 03:12 PM:
creating the KryptEthanol!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-02-2007, 04:02 PM:
KryptEthanol Martini's taste
Posted by Timothy Eiler (Member # 383) on 05-02-2007, 04:08 PM:
just like dog
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-02-2007, 08:44 PM:
piss. However the
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-03-2007, 02:14 AM:
hangover is unlike
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-03-2007, 03:17 AM:
anything you ever
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-03-2007, 08:40 AM:
swallowed without mustard.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-03-2007, 11:12 AM:
I have seen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-03-2007, 02:02 PM:
where Phil spilled
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-03-2007, 02:03 PM:
the last drop
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-03-2007, 03:11 PM:
Chinese rice wine
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-03-2007, 07:05 PM:
enriched by a
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-03-2007, 09:10 PM:
lethal dose of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-04-2007, 12:47 AM:
Raki from Turkey,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-04-2007, 08:22 AM:
or pig butt
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-04-2007, 11:34 AM:
smothered in onions.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-04-2007, 01:16 PM:
Brad quickly turned
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-04-2007, 02:35 PM:
Phil inside out
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-04-2007, 03:53 PM:
and to his
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-04-2007, 05:55 PM:
delight he found
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-04-2007, 07:22 PM:
true love is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-04-2007, 07:37 PM:
best when taken
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-04-2007, 09:08 PM:
to a movie
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-06-2007, 08:06 PM:
with popcorn and
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-06-2007, 08:11 PM:
good sex afterward
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-07-2007, 09:09 AM:
with Phil and
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 05-07-2007, 02:25 PM:
his leg lamp.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-07-2007, 03:43 PM:
Brad threw up,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-07-2007, 07:22 PM:
and joined in
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-08-2007, 08:50 PM:
the celebration of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-08-2007, 09:31 PM:
Paris Hilton's birthday
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-09-2007, 03:59 AM:
which was number
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-09-2007, 08:32 AM:
2 believe it
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-09-2007, 10:06 AM:
or not! Dracula
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-09-2007, 08:28 PM:
is my best
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-10-2007, 01:09 PM:
movie which Gary
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-10-2007, 07:33 PM:
Coleman should have
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-11-2007, 01:02 PM:
finished his dinner.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 05-11-2007, 02:36 PM:
Vampire movies always
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-11-2007, 03:28 PM:
have the Vampire
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-12-2007, 10:38 AM:
suck your blood.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-12-2007, 09:09 PM:
instead of your
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2007, 07:56 AM:
hard boiled egg.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-14-2007, 09:10 AM:
I saw once
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-14-2007, 12:17 PM:
Phil's bald head
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-14-2007, 01:36 PM:
and it made
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-15-2007, 08:33 PM:
the sun look
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-16-2007, 02:42 AM:
like a pathetic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-16-2007, 07:54 AM:
ball of fire.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-18-2007, 11:36 AM:
To be or
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-18-2007, 07:57 PM:
not to be
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-19-2007, 02:22 AM:
might be the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2007, 09:38 AM:
final answer to
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-19-2007, 10:39 AM:
life's great questions
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-19-2007, 11:38 AM:
about the existence
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-19-2007, 01:23 PM:
of great big
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-19-2007, 03:24 PM:
Kahuna's existence. Grand
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2007, 03:41 PM:
mothers were frightened
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-19-2007, 06:38 PM:
and children were
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-19-2007, 10:05 PM:
scared stiff but
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-20-2007, 12:49 PM:
lacked the inteligence
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-20-2007, 01:40 PM:
to recognize what
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-20-2007, 02:52 PM:
we all know
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-21-2007, 12:04 AM:
that Brad is
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-21-2007, 07:15 AM:
in love with
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-21-2007, 10:03 AM:
a projector named
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-21-2007, 05:58 PM:
Kinoton with two
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-22-2007, 01:52 AM:
lenses and one
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-22-2007, 06:56 PM:
big xenon lamp.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-24-2007, 07:41 PM:
and the longest
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 05-24-2007, 07:43 PM:
fart from Rosie
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 05-25-2007, 03:23 AM:
meant that only
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-26-2007, 11:15 PM:
her large shining
[ 05-27-2007, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Bill Enos ]
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-28-2007, 09:55 PM:
behind was left
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-28-2007, 10:45 PM:
after the rest
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-29-2007, 07:11 AM:
us us gagged
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 05-29-2007, 07:19 AM:
and ruined Joe's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-29-2007, 12:38 PM:
shoes with vomit. ![[puke]](graemlins/puke.gif)
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-29-2007, 07:12 PM:
China has away
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-02-2007, 04:58 PM:
with words like
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-02-2007, 06:34 PM:
only a politician
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-02-2007, 07:02 PM:
can really understand,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-02-2007, 07:39 PM:
words that William
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-03-2007, 12:38 AM:
Shakespeare has donated
Posted by Monique Bouvier (Member # 4318) on 06-03-2007, 01:50 AM:
Then I said,
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 06-03-2007, 02:01 AM:
don't you know
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-03-2007, 07:35 PM:
that it's curly
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-03-2007, 10:51 PM:
Larry and Moe
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-04-2007, 06:37 PM:
who belong in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-04-2007, 07:38 PM:
the movies that
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-04-2007, 07:50 PM:
are crazy as
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-07-2007, 07:14 AM:
a monkey's ass.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-07-2007, 03:25 PM:
Direct from Thailand
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-07-2007, 05:51 PM:
comes a pirated
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-07-2007, 05:56 PM:
copy of a
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-07-2007, 06:37 PM:
X rated video
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-07-2007, 07:04 PM:
which Phil has
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-07-2007, 07:21 PM:
already enjoyed and
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-07-2007, 11:11 PM:
posted on YouTube
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-08-2007, 03:42 PM:
for everyone's enjoyment.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-09-2007, 07:07 PM:
The rubber shorts
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-09-2007, 09:32 PM:
that Clint wears
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-10-2007, 05:36 PM:
over his very
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-10-2007, 09:20 PM:
old shoe laces,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-10-2007, 09:25 PM:
keep his cheap
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-11-2007, 08:57 PM:
ass socks clean.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-11-2007, 10:01 PM:
The battery powered
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-12-2007, 05:44 AM:
personal device which
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-12-2007, 05:52 AM:
was delivered C.O.D.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-12-2007, 07:06 AM:
by U.P.S. to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-12-2007, 11:24 AM:
Bob had a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-12-2007, 03:40 PM:
wonderful gift for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-12-2007, 04:29 PM:
anyone who tried
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-12-2007, 05:01 PM:
to programme VCR's
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 06-12-2007, 06:29 PM:
Using a pencil
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 06-12-2007, 07:43 PM:
held in their
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 06-13-2007, 10:11 AM:
ratty oven mitt
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-13-2007, 10:15 AM:
knows that you
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-13-2007, 12:43 PM:
will vote for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-13-2007, 12:59 PM:
the candidate who
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-13-2007, 01:28 PM:
lied to you.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-14-2007, 04:25 AM:
Politicians are known
[ 06-14-2007, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: Rick Hunter ]
Posted by Steven J Hart (Member # 2340) on 06-14-2007, 07:18 AM:
to be somewhat
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-14-2007, 12:27 PM:
prone to animal
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-14-2007, 07:11 PM:
instincts, such as
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-14-2007, 08:33 PM:
flatulence and nose
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-14-2007, 09:40 PM:
picking. Bleeding happens
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-15-2007, 12:49 AM:
only upon removal
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-15-2007, 02:17 PM:
of a big
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-15-2007, 02:22 PM:
, sometimes well-hidden
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-15-2007, 08:58 PM:
pus-filled cyst
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-16-2007, 03:56 AM:
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-16-2007, 07:41 PM:
that only is
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-17-2007, 12:35 PM:
two shades shy
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-18-2007, 06:06 PM:
of a baseball
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-19-2007, 12:50 AM:
seventh innings strech
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-21-2007, 05:58 PM:
and a hotdog
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-21-2007, 06:59 PM:
with lots of
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 06-21-2007, 07:04 PM:
squelchy man sauce
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-21-2007, 07:55 PM:
with onions and
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-21-2007, 11:44 PM:
an extra helping
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 06-22-2007, 09:21 AM:
of disgusting green
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-22-2007, 01:02 PM:
and moldy cheese.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-23-2007, 11:49 AM:
Direct from Amsterdam
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-23-2007, 09:22 PM:
where these things
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-23-2007, 09:33 PM:
spoken about Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-24-2007, 12:20 AM:
sometimes are true
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 06-24-2007, 02:33 AM:
But he denies
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-24-2007, 06:30 PM:
the known truth
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-24-2007, 07:56 PM:
and admits to
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-24-2007, 08:50 PM:
passing a big
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2007, 01:58 AM:
stogy to Rick.
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-25-2007, 12:42 PM:
Clint hopes that
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 06-25-2007, 12:43 PM:
he will win
Posted by Luci Reeve (Member # 3651) on 06-25-2007, 12:53 PM:
big bucks
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-25-2007, 05:27 PM:
in the Lottery.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2007, 05:52 PM:
Meanwhile Clint, John,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-25-2007, 06:06 PM:
and Rick went
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-25-2007, 06:21 PM:
to the local
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2007, 06:25 PM:
titty bar and
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 06-25-2007, 06:38 PM:
found the girls
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2007, 06:45 PM:
were transvestites. But
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-25-2007, 07:20 PM:
as they say...
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-25-2007, 07:37 PM:
it takes a
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-25-2007, 08:22 PM:
few pints of
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 06-25-2007, 09:20 PM:
warm Dutch larger
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-26-2007, 03:51 AM:
and a tongue
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-26-2007, 04:36 AM:
firmly placed in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-26-2007, 10:04 AM:
a small crack
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-26-2007, 04:49 PM:
in a dike.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-26-2007, 10:41 PM:
These wonderful people
Posted by Jarryd Beard (Member # 2543) on 06-27-2007, 01:07 AM:
are the loudest
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-27-2007, 03:53 PM:
when Brad makes
Posted by Gracia L. Babbidge (Member # 582) on 06-28-2007, 08:53 AM:
a batch of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-28-2007, 06:04 PM:
homemade whiskey with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-28-2007, 07:16 PM:
a lime twist.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-28-2007, 07:25 PM:
the whole thing
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 06-29-2007, 05:47 AM:
just blew up
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-29-2007, 08:10 PM:
in our faces
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-30-2007, 12:06 PM:
so drink up
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 06-30-2007, 12:20 PM:
and always remember
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2007, 04:43 AM:
Maar is king!
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-01-2007, 05:25 PM:
For Independence Day,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2007, 05:39 PM:
Bob and Clint
Posted by Rachel Gilardi (Member # 1016) on 07-01-2007, 06:08 PM:
decided to go
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-01-2007, 06:50 PM:
to a fire
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-01-2007, 07:33 PM:
works show. Clint
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-01-2007, 09:22 PM:
lit the fuse
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-01-2007, 09:25 PM:
and ran like
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-01-2007, 09:30 PM:
hell. But unexpectedly
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-01-2007, 09:37 PM:
tripped and broke
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-02-2007, 08:15 AM:
Phil's tiny tool
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-02-2007, 03:04 PM:
into even tinier
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-02-2007, 03:19 PM:
pieces. Phil hiked
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-02-2007, 05:01 PM:
Mt. Lee to
Posted by Mike Olpin (Member # 1115) on 07-02-2007, 05:04 PM:
fulfill the prophesy
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-02-2007, 07:05 PM:
all but the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-03-2007, 12:15 PM:
dirty underware he
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2007, 05:23 PM:
rejected from Mike
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-03-2007, 06:11 PM:
and accepted by
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2007, 07:16 PM:
Clint for polishing
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-03-2007, 07:44 PM:
Rosie's Steely Dan.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2007, 08:12 PM:
Mr. Heenan then
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-03-2007, 08:19 PM:
ate a cheeseburger.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2007, 08:30 PM:
from Rosie's chuck-wagon.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-03-2007, 10:09 PM:
Phil knows punctuation.
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-04-2007, 12:59 AM:
cannot stop us
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-04-2007, 11:41 AM:
, but gives pause.
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-04-2007, 12:26 PM:
Haw haw haw!
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-04-2007, 09:55 PM:
Is it over?
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-04-2007, 10:21 PM:
Ba-ba Booey ate
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-05-2007, 08:03 PM:
a big greasy
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-05-2007, 08:27 PM:
Diablo sandwich from
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-05-2007, 10:10 PM:
the dirtiest old
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-06-2007, 12:16 AM:
brown paper bag
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-06-2007, 06:40 AM:
last used for
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-07-2007, 11:49 AM:
collecting doggie doo-doo.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-07-2007, 09:56 PM:
The bag stunk
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-08-2007, 10:07 PM:
of Soylent Green
Posted by Alastair Comrie (Member # 4313) on 07-09-2007, 12:54 AM:
and the professor
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 07-09-2007, 05:12 AM:
tossed the bag
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-09-2007, 12:04 PM:
out of the
Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 07-09-2007, 03:30 PM:
car window when
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-10-2007, 12:38 AM:
the sirens wailed
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-10-2007, 01:32 PM:
as Phil ate
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-10-2007, 02:54 PM:
a burrito. John
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-10-2007, 04:12 PM:
is the best
[ 07-10-2007, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Clint Koch ]
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 07-11-2007, 03:33 AM:
at giving out
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 07-11-2007, 06:05 AM:
tickets for the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-11-2007, 02:34 PM:
Greatest Show on
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-11-2007, 02:40 PM:
Earth! While filming
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-11-2007, 11:33 PM:
a Bio pic
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-12-2007, 08:01 PM:
possibly titled "Cloverfield"
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2007, 12:40 AM:
by Michael Mooron
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-13-2007, 11:11 AM:
whose greatest thing
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-13-2007, 08:58 PM:
remains to be
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-13-2007, 09:09 PM:
presenting fallacies as
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-14-2007, 06:37 AM:
apocalyptic, historical fact.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-15-2007, 08:17 AM:
Truth in film
Posted by Peter Brown (Member # 3272) on 07-15-2007, 09:12 AM:
is rather like
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 07-15-2007, 09:13 AM:
a box of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-15-2007, 01:59 PM:
used condom's which
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-15-2007, 02:12 PM:
had punctuation issues
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-15-2007, 06:42 PM:
resulting in some
Posted by Alastair Comrie (Member # 4313) on 07-15-2007, 11:39 PM:
serious discussions between
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 07-16-2007, 01:10 AM:
Rosie's magic carpet
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2007, 05:34 AM:
and her latest
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-16-2007, 07:40 PM:
boyfriends big red
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-16-2007, 09:00 PM:
dog. But the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-16-2007, 09:41 PM:
dog didn't like
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-17-2007, 07:09 PM:
the big red
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-18-2007, 02:43 PM:
name and licked
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-18-2007, 02:50 PM:
Rosie's favorite thing
Posted by Alastair Comrie (Member # 4313) on 07-19-2007, 11:54 PM:
which happened to
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-20-2007, 12:04 AM:
smell like fish.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-20-2007, 10:41 AM:
She spit it
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-20-2007, 12:14 PM:
out and grabbed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-20-2007, 12:57 PM:
a Maartini. Having
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-20-2007, 08:02 PM:
drunk said drink
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-20-2007, 11:02 PM:
she went to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-21-2007, 12:12 AM:
the Maartini bar
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-21-2007, 01:13 PM:
with Bob and
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-21-2007, 01:33 PM:
Mike Blaksley
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-21-2007, 02:07 PM:
and despite her
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-21-2007, 08:25 PM:
predisposition to drink
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-21-2007, 09:06 PM:
a lot more
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-22-2007, 11:16 AM:
she tried to
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-22-2007, 12:58 PM:
take over
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-22-2007, 06:21 PM:
the one thing
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-22-2007, 06:43 PM:
she liked least,
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-22-2007, 07:26 PM:
which was the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-22-2007, 09:41 PM:
county jail where
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-22-2007, 10:37 PM:
she ran the
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-23-2007, 12:27 AM:
instant soup kitchen.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2007, 04:05 AM:
Meanwhile Clint, John,
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-23-2007, 08:45 AM:
and Rosie cooked
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-23-2007, 04:13 PM:
a big stew
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2007, 04:38 PM:
from squirrels, rats,
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-23-2007, 05:24 PM:
and paper hats
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-23-2007, 07:21 PM:
and then they
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-23-2007, 07:32 PM:
fed it to
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-23-2007, 08:38 PM:
guards and cons
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-23-2007, 09:42 PM:
who immediately became
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-24-2007, 01:50 AM:
the sort of
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-24-2007, 04:21 PM:
balanced human beigns
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-24-2007, 08:34 PM:
they are known
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-24-2007, 09:05 PM:
not to be
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-25-2007, 02:43 PM:
tired and hungry
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-25-2007, 07:26 PM:
, unless they have
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-25-2007, 08:01 PM:
consumed monstrous amounts
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-25-2007, 08:30 PM:
of roadkill stew
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-26-2007, 01:08 AM:
and that thing
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-26-2007, 02:22 AM:
which sticks between
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-26-2007, 09:22 AM:
their rotten teeth
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-26-2007, 07:02 PM:
which they take
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-27-2007, 08:43 PM:
and swallow whole.
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-28-2007, 02:19 AM:
Then one day
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-28-2007, 09:57 AM:
the warden said
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 07-28-2007, 11:25 AM:
get a life
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-28-2007, 06:58 PM:
Rosies is 20+
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2007, 07:13 PM:
older than Heenan.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-28-2007, 09:29 PM:
...and we all
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-28-2007, 09:58 PM:
asked Phil about
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 07-29-2007, 03:49 PM:
that thing we
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-29-2007, 09:19 PM:
wish could laast
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 07-30-2007, 07:22 AM:
so long that
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-30-2007, 08:41 AM:
we could dwell
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-30-2007, 06:39 PM:
on it and
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 07-30-2007, 07:58 PM:
play it out
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-30-2007, 08:00 PM:
wish for more
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 07-31-2007, 06:16 PM:
than he could
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-01-2007, 03:13 AM:
ever fit into
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 08-01-2007, 03:14 AM:
a can of
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-01-2007, 08:50 AM:
worms he had
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-01-2007, 10:49 AM:
eaten at Phil's.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-01-2007, 03:45 PM:
Without any warning,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-01-2007, 08:36 PM:
Phil bit his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-02-2007, 01:15 AM:
tongue when Bob
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 08-02-2007, 02:30 AM:
asked his opinion
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-02-2007, 04:43 AM:
which was not
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-02-2007, 10:48 AM:
on the tip
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-05-2007, 01:30 AM:
of a big
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-05-2007, 12:09 PM:
mountain of rotting
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-05-2007, 06:47 PM:
green fish meat
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-05-2007, 07:48 PM:
. The trouble is
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 08-05-2007, 09:11 PM:
, the meat was
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-06-2007, 08:10 AM:
blue in color
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-06-2007, 07:26 PM:
and tasted like
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-06-2007, 07:54 PM:
chicken. Then Clint
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-06-2007, 08:39 PM:
ate it and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-07-2007, 11:18 AM:
puked all over
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-07-2007, 05:48 PM:
the Paris Hilton
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-07-2007, 07:02 PM:
jail cell in
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-08-2007, 09:35 AM:
a variety of
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-08-2007, 10:39 AM:
positions such as
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-08-2007, 11:50 AM:
The Rambling Henderson
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-08-2007, 10:54 PM:
and the Flying
Posted by John Pytlak (Member # 331) on 08-09-2007, 08:39 AM:
alcoholic smelling upchuck
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-09-2007, 09:54 AM:
to settle my
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-09-2007, 06:51 PM:
unpaid debt with
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-09-2007, 07:45 PM:
ten gallons of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-09-2007, 09:22 PM:
warm carbonated buttermilk
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-09-2007, 10:27 PM:
. De Camptown Ladies
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-09-2007, 10:38 PM:
like Mike, doo-dah,
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-10-2007, 08:19 AM:
do-dah doo-dah Mike
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-11-2007, 10:57 AM:
grabed the doo-dah,
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-11-2007, 06:25 PM:
and flung it
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-11-2007, 08:17 PM:
towards LePetomaine Thruway
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-11-2007, 08:34 PM:
toll booth. Then
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-11-2007, 09:51 PM:
Taggart called Hedley
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-12-2007, 12:38 AM:
to say "QUICKSAND"!
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-12-2007, 05:11 AM:
In other news,
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-12-2007, 12:55 PM:
Howard Johnson's right
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-12-2007, 10:04 PM:
Long John Silvers
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-12-2007, 10:10 PM:
asked Bart the
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 08-12-2007, 10:32 PM:
time of day,
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-13-2007, 12:18 AM:
so he replied
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-13-2007, 05:24 AM:
"how the hell
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-13-2007, 06:28 AM:
should I know!"
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-13-2007, 08:16 AM:
The campfire was
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-13-2007, 09:16 AM:
was put out
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-13-2007, 10:59 AM:
because the boys
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-13-2007, 12:03 PM:
licked Lilli's legs
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 08-13-2007, 03:04 PM:
but they didn't
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-13-2007, 03:49 PM:
eat her schnitzelgruben
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-13-2007, 04:32 PM:
Tex-Mex BBQ. Amazingly,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-13-2007, 05:21 PM:
the whole damn
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-13-2007, 05:37 PM:
thing turned sour.
Posted by Michael Schaffer (Member # 1204) on 08-13-2007, 05:38 PM:
The constipation problem
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-13-2007, 05:40 PM:
was leaking all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-13-2007, 05:41 PM:
over Bob's apartment.
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-13-2007, 05:51 PM:
Phil was walking
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-13-2007, 07:46 PM:
on his knee's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-13-2007, 08:27 PM:
to avoid the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-13-2007, 08:33 PM:
sticky situation he
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-13-2007, 09:18 PM:
put himself in
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 08-13-2007, 10:09 PM:
in harm's way
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-14-2007, 08:41 AM:
just like a
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-14-2007, 10:36 AM:
wild man from
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-14-2007, 11:54 AM:
Borneo. Amazingly Bob
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-14-2007, 01:47 PM:
knew just what
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-14-2007, 02:08 PM:
Mark and Clint
Posted by Mark Gulbrandsen (Member # 72) on 08-14-2007, 04:19 PM:
were up to.
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-14-2007, 05:19 PM:
So they called
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-14-2007, 10:47 PM:
Batman and Robin
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 08-14-2007, 11:28 PM:
with the big
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-15-2007, 06:10 PM:
bad and alarming
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-15-2007, 06:48 PM:
Ambiguously Gay Duo-Themed
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-16-2007, 12:20 AM:
bat searchlight.
MEANWHILE...
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-16-2007, 06:21 PM:
far, far, away
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-16-2007, 07:33 PM:
from the foul
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-16-2007, 07:37 PM:
smelling, wide open
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-17-2007, 08:24 PM:
drain that runs
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-17-2007, 08:26 PM:
down Clint's street,
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-18-2007, 02:29 AM:
the merry band
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-18-2007, 02:33 AM:
of Film-Techers gazed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-18-2007, 09:43 PM:
in awe at
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-19-2007, 06:33 PM:
the whole scene
Posted by Floyd Justin Newton (Member # 1316) on 08-19-2007, 08:55 PM:
over there, darn
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-19-2007, 10:00 PM:
fools will do
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-19-2007, 10:20 PM:
whatever the burrito
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-20-2007, 07:14 PM:
and cops allow
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-20-2007, 07:46 PM:
for a doughnut
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-20-2007, 08:07 PM:
eaten quickly without
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-20-2007, 10:31 PM:
seeing how fat
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-21-2007, 01:21 PM:
their asses have
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-21-2007, 02:47 PM:
become. The best
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-21-2007, 08:28 PM:
way to swollow
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-21-2007, 11:40 PM:
this load of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-22-2007, 12:48 PM:
crap is to
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-22-2007, 07:20 PM:
tightly hold your
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-22-2007, 07:50 PM:
nose and pucker
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-23-2007, 01:25 AM:
that sensitive part
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-23-2007, 11:27 AM:
where the sun
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-23-2007, 06:54 PM:
will never shine.
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-23-2007, 09:46 PM:
If you want
Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 08-24-2007, 10:51 AM:
to try something
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-24-2007, 06:08 PM:
completely different you
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-25-2007, 06:07 PM:
should try loosening
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-25-2007, 06:58 PM:
your tie and
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-25-2007, 07:38 PM:
taking a deep
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-26-2007, 12:59 PM:
dish pizza with
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-26-2007, 02:19 PM:
Rosie's toe cheese
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-26-2007, 03:45 PM:
and cream sauce
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-26-2007, 04:08 PM:
. He shoot coca-cola
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-26-2007, 04:15 PM:
he say, I
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-26-2007, 04:23 PM:
know you, you
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 08-26-2007, 04:44 PM:
hoople head, you
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 08-26-2007, 04:56 PM:
need a drink!
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-26-2007, 08:24 PM:
But when you
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-26-2007, 09:32 PM:
know me, one
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-26-2007, 10:36 PM:
is never enough
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-27-2007, 05:33 AM:
ten is better.
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-27-2007, 05:29 PM:
So tilt it
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-27-2007, 06:00 PM:
back and drink.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-27-2007, 06:57 PM:
Drink more than
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-27-2007, 09:31 PM:
you can imagine
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-28-2007, 01:41 PM:
but when the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-30-2007, 10:19 AM:
toilet starts spinning
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-30-2007, 05:35 PM:
make sure your
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-30-2007, 07:15 PM:
passport's valid, otherwise
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-30-2007, 08:30 PM:
your trip down
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-31-2007, 04:41 PM:
memory lane will
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 08-31-2007, 07:29 PM:
will cost extra
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 08-31-2007, 09:39 PM:
when the police
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-02-2007, 07:52 PM:
bust down the
[ 09-03-2007, 06:04 PM: Message edited by: Bill Enos ]
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-05-2007, 01:09 PM:
door and gather
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-05-2007, 02:42 PM:
all your trailers
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-05-2007, 03:10 PM:
and head for
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-05-2007, 03:15 PM:
the exit. Now
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-05-2007, 11:50 PM:
FOX is going
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-06-2007, 09:02 AM:
to hire Phil,
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-07-2007, 01:59 PM:
who will wear
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-07-2007, 02:03 PM:
hot pink shorts,
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-07-2007, 05:06 PM:
to opening night
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-07-2007, 06:47 PM:
at The Ritz.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-07-2007, 09:29 PM:
Hail, Hail the
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-08-2007, 10:17 PM:
the green, inflatable
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-09-2007, 11:51 PM:
pickle with a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-10-2007, 04:24 PM:
mission to prove,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-11-2007, 04:34 AM:
Maartini Bob is
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-11-2007, 05:05 AM:
stirred not shaken
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-11-2007, 08:04 AM:
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-11-2007, 08:47 PM:
Although one would
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-12-2007, 12:05 PM:
prefer Gin to
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 09-12-2007, 12:07 PM:
vodka, I prefer
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-12-2007, 01:27 PM:
to down those
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-12-2007, 03:01 PM:
oyster shooters. Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-12-2007, 03:18 PM:
was unaware that
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-12-2007, 09:45 PM:
his glass was
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-13-2007, 02:28 PM:
full as he
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-13-2007, 09:16 PM:
is of "it".
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-14-2007, 12:38 PM:
I know you,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-15-2007, 08:19 AM:
so do I
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-15-2007, 05:04 PM:
so lets do
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-15-2007, 06:40 PM:
what comes naturally
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-15-2007, 07:55 PM:
and take hold
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-15-2007, 08:18 PM:
of our love
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-16-2007, 01:33 AM:
and run with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-16-2007, 06:06 AM:
that baby coot
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 09-16-2007, 07:13 AM:
whatever he says
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-16-2007, 03:35 PM:
about us. Bob
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-16-2007, 03:44 PM:
and Clint decided
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-16-2007, 05:24 PM:
the best way
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-16-2007, 05:48 PM:
to get even
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-16-2007, 05:52 PM:
is to load
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-16-2007, 09:55 PM:
his potato gun
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-17-2007, 08:23 AM:
with buck-shot and
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-17-2007, 10:36 AM:
let 'em have
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-17-2007, 12:24 PM:
it!!! Speaking of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-17-2007, 01:13 PM:
far away places,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2007, 02:41 PM:
like NYC, Outer-Mongolia,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-17-2007, 03:14 PM:
or Hollywood, Ca.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-17-2007, 05:45 PM:
Bob crossed over
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-17-2007, 05:54 PM:
the atlantic ocean,
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-18-2007, 01:16 AM:
just to taste
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-18-2007, 11:11 AM:
superb French Wine,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-18-2007, 01:13 PM:
and superb French
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-18-2007, 03:42 PM:
headache when I
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-18-2007, 11:59 PM:
passed out and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-19-2007, 12:14 AM:
in the gutter.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-19-2007, 03:06 PM:
As great as
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-19-2007, 03:16 PM:
McDonald's French Fries
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-19-2007, 03:49 PM:
are, an ice
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-19-2007, 07:52 PM:
tea (long island)
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 09-19-2007, 08:31 PM:
with a shot
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-21-2007, 06:08 PM:
of some really
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-21-2007, 07:32 PM:
large mammary glands
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-22-2007, 07:06 AM:
does not equal
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-22-2007, 10:23 PM:
a good time.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-23-2007, 02:49 AM:
John and Shane
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-23-2007, 09:49 AM:
a couple of
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 09-23-2007, 08:19 PM:
Bundaberg Rums later,
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-24-2007, 01:50 AM:
found a way
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-24-2007, 09:06 AM:
to drink Martini's.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-24-2007, 09:33 PM:
from a slipper
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-25-2007, 03:21 AM:
Then Cinderella Bob
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-25-2007, 09:30 PM:
waved his wand
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-26-2007, 01:58 PM:
causing the entire
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-26-2007, 02:28 PM:
State of California
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 09-26-2007, 10:13 PM:
To noisily sink
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 09-27-2007, 07:13 AM:
into the slime
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-27-2007, 11:36 AM:
from which it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 09-27-2007, 04:43 PM:
likes to cook
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-27-2007, 07:03 PM:
moonshine whiskey. Now
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 09-27-2007, 07:43 PM:
A great nation
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-28-2007, 01:35 AM:
and state...California
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-28-2007, 01:37 AM:
can't help but
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 09-28-2007, 01:54 AM:
let illegal aliens
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 09-28-2007, 08:58 PM:
drive flying saucers
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 09-29-2007, 07:23 PM:
through Malibu Canyon
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-29-2007, 10:49 PM:
while the police
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 09-30-2007, 12:39 AM:
sit around with
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 09-30-2007, 06:34 PM:
their thumbs in
Posted by Wyatt Copeland (Member # 4433) on 09-30-2007, 09:50 PM:
their big fat
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 09-30-2007, 10:08 PM:
KRISPY-CREME DONUTS
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-01-2007, 02:31 PM:
which made them
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-02-2007, 01:46 AM:
crave a few
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-02-2007, 07:30 PM:
crispy, creamy, juicy
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-02-2007, 08:51 PM:
Jelly Rolls. Bob
Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 10-02-2007, 08:53 PM:
stuck the gooey
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-02-2007, 09:09 PM:
spitball on Clint's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-03-2007, 11:15 AM:
big well rounded
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-03-2007, 06:28 PM:
attitude. Now that
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-03-2007, 07:02 PM:
garlic and anchovy
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-04-2007, 09:34 AM:
are concession items
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 10-04-2007, 07:52 PM:
we can all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-05-2007, 02:08 AM:
buy Binaca Breath-Spray
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-06-2007, 03:57 PM:
to choke on
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-07-2007, 09:54 PM:
and make our
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-07-2007, 10:14 PM:
lives as fun
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-07-2007, 11:16 PM:
as 2 peas
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-08-2007, 10:24 AM:
in your toilet
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-08-2007, 11:24 AM:
swirling round and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-08-2007, 11:41 AM:
round and round
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-08-2007, 02:22 PM:
,up and down,
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-08-2007, 09:04 PM:
over,under & through
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-09-2007, 02:33 PM:
Hey! Diddle, Diddle
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-09-2007, 06:29 PM:
busted your fiddle
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-10-2007, 08:05 AM:
going to the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-10-2007, 10:06 AM:
all nudist fair
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-10-2007, 12:31 PM:
with your best
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-10-2007, 12:35 PM:
buddy "Phil" who
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-10-2007, 03:21 PM:
brought with him,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-10-2007, 03:36 PM:
a fig leaf.
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-10-2007, 06:05 PM:
By the time
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-10-2007, 06:09 PM:
they read the
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-10-2007, 07:28 PM:
riot act to
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-10-2007, 09:23 PM:
Moe,Larry,& Curly,
Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 10-10-2007, 11:22 PM:
(don't forget Shemp)
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-11-2007, 04:44 AM:
the leaf had
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-11-2007, 09:23 AM:
covered his organ.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-11-2007, 02:54 PM:
His Mighty Wurlitzer
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-11-2007, 07:19 PM:
spun into motion
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-11-2007, 09:01 PM:
and let out
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-11-2007, 09:13 PM:
a HIGH C honk
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 10-11-2007, 09:32 PM:
which caused the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-11-2007, 10:46 PM:
Bride of Frankenstein
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-12-2007, 02:08 AM:
to belch acapella
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-12-2007, 08:06 AM:
all over his
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-12-2007, 01:42 PM:
fluorescent pink leaf
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-13-2007, 09:03 PM:
which fell from
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-13-2007, 09:41 PM:
its' place onto
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-13-2007, 11:46 PM:
the fender of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-14-2007, 05:23 PM:
one filthy car.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-14-2007, 06:50 PM:
a zoroaster- claghorn coupe'
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-15-2007, 01:25 AM:
Then Earl Scheib
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-15-2007, 10:34 AM:
opened his mouth
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-15-2007, 11:40 AM:
and painted the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-15-2007, 04:16 PM:
car for $19.99.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-15-2007, 07:47 PM:
Then the wild
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-15-2007, 10:19 PM:
Coot and organ
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-16-2007, 12:11 AM:
meat lovers everywhere
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-16-2007, 03:11 AM:
decided to hold
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-16-2007, 08:10 AM:
their own convention
Posted by Kyle McEachern (Member # 2250) on 10-16-2007, 08:13 AM:
and called it
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-16-2007, 04:30 PM:
Sausage ShoEast. Bob
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-16-2007, 05:49 PM:
put his sausage
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-16-2007, 06:48 PM:
in the gumbo
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-16-2007, 09:37 PM:
and twirled it
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-16-2007, 09:39 PM:
in public which
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-16-2007, 09:41 PM:
caused an outcry
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-17-2007, 02:26 AM:
from NYC butchers.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-17-2007, 08:41 AM:
The all Loved
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-17-2007, 12:22 PM:
the great size
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-17-2007, 01:44 PM:
and diameter of
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-17-2007, 06:35 PM:
the mighty knackwurst
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-18-2007, 02:02 AM:
and enormous schwanzstucker.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-18-2007, 08:11 AM:
Once upon a
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-18-2007, 04:25 PM:
rapidly sinking ship
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-19-2007, 09:10 AM:
stuck in the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-19-2007, 05:00 PM:
sands of time
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-20-2007, 08:13 AM:
never to be
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-21-2007, 11:35 AM:
quoted again, he
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-21-2007, 08:34 PM:
said out loud "
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-21-2007, 08:44 PM:
Lettuce Pray". Then
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-21-2007, 09:03 PM:
went to his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-21-2007, 10:32 PM:
bide-a-wee
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-22-2007, 01:48 AM:
"Lettuce spray", he
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-22-2007, 07:03 AM:
said, when the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-22-2007, 03:41 PM:
TIME came he
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-22-2007, 05:02 PM:
flew to fargo
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-22-2007, 05:19 PM:
and spit up
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-23-2007, 06:34 PM:
a pick-up load
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-23-2007, 07:52 PM:
and swallowed it.
[ 10-24-2007, 05:43 PM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-25-2007, 02:33 AM:
Once he got
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-25-2007, 09:33 AM:
used to it
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-26-2007, 11:17 AM:
Clint spoiled the
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 10-26-2007, 11:38 AM:
the party by
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-26-2007, 08:35 PM:
taking off his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-26-2007, 11:49 PM:
babushka. Then Bob
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 10-27-2007, 01:09 AM:
mixed a famous
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-27-2007, 11:33 AM:
Beefeater Gin Martini
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 10-27-2007, 01:27 PM:
and gave it
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-27-2007, 08:31 PM:
to the dog
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-27-2007, 09:28 PM:
and the aardvark
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 10-27-2007, 09:30 PM:
who both proceeded
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-27-2007, 11:55 PM:
to the opera
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-28-2007, 12:18 AM:
like drunken sailors.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2007, 10:04 AM:
Phil then ran
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-28-2007, 02:04 PM:
to the bordello
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 10-28-2007, 02:29 PM:
where Bob, Rick,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-28-2007, 06:45 PM:
and a host
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-28-2007, 08:01 PM:
commenced the biggest
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-28-2007, 09:11 PM:
cream pie fight
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-28-2007, 09:47 PM:
seen since Moe
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 10-29-2007, 10:20 AM:
Larry, and Curly
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-29-2007, 04:12 PM:
. Only to be
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-29-2007, 07:54 PM:
seen completely naked
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 10-30-2007, 04:22 PM:
on the screen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 10-31-2007, 02:35 PM:
on Phil's porch.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 10-31-2007, 08:58 PM:
The neighbors all
Posted by Scott McGuire (Member # 4508) on 10-31-2007, 11:25 PM:
looking to see
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 11-01-2007, 12:03 AM:
what was going
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-01-2007, 07:57 AM:
up and down
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-01-2007, 05:18 PM:
were surprised to
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 11-01-2007, 06:26 PM:
to see that
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-01-2007, 07:49 PM:
the mighty wurlitzer
Posted by Scott McGuire (Member # 4508) on 11-02-2007, 01:55 AM:
not being played.
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 11-02-2007, 03:40 PM:
The next best
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-02-2007, 06:48 PM:
thing going up
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-03-2007, 07:28 PM:
is hidden in
Posted by Scott McGuire (Member # 4508) on 11-03-2007, 08:53 PM:
the last place
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-04-2007, 02:28 PM:
where the gin
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-04-2007, 05:00 PM:
flows freely forever.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-05-2007, 10:20 AM:
Yum-Yum-Yum.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-05-2007, 10:14 PM:
Gin without vermouth
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-06-2007, 07:25 PM:
is for the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-06-2007, 09:14 PM:
paperbag bums. Bob
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-07-2007, 09:31 AM:
choked on his
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-07-2007, 10:18 AM:
peanut butter sandwich
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-07-2007, 02:15 PM:
because the nuts
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-07-2007, 06:39 PM:
followed him home
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-08-2007, 06:56 AM:
and threw up
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-08-2007, 04:06 PM:
spinach & oyster souffle
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-09-2007, 12:47 AM:
watching "Walker-Texas Ranger".
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-09-2007, 05:35 PM:
King of the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 11-09-2007, 05:58 PM:
blues, B.B. King
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 11-10-2007, 11:24 AM:
and Lucille are
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-10-2007, 01:22 PM:
in for a
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-10-2007, 06:50 PM:
when Desi sees
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-11-2007, 02:47 PM:
space tug Nostromo
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-12-2007, 01:23 AM:
('s) Funky Cold Medina.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-12-2007, 07:01 PM:
which remind's me
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-12-2007, 10:21 PM:
I need some
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-13-2007, 07:45 AM:
Gibson Martini's with
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-13-2007, 01:00 PM:
a Big Mac Combo
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-13-2007, 04:30 PM:
and licorice sherbet
[ 11-14-2007, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Charles Caron ]
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-14-2007, 12:12 PM:
topped with Jaegermeister
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-14-2007, 11:01 PM:
or real french absinthe
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-17-2007, 05:54 AM:
just for you.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-17-2007, 08:45 PM:
The Klingon ventriloquist
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-17-2007, 11:06 PM:
pointed to his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-18-2007, 09:58 AM:
lower extremities where
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-18-2007, 08:59 PM:
amazing things happen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-20-2007, 04:02 PM:
to those that
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-20-2007, 06:08 PM:
touch where they
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-20-2007, 08:04 PM:
normally wouldn't even
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-20-2007, 08:06 PM:
let someone else
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-20-2007, 09:26 PM:
look at without
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-21-2007, 11:00 PM:
having Wild Turkey
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-22-2007, 09:56 AM:
mixed with my
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-22-2007, 07:27 PM:
PBR, and tonic
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-23-2007, 06:47 AM:
. These sensitive areas
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-23-2007, 01:29 PM:
itch sometimes so
Posted by Peter David Bruce (Member # 4447) on 11-23-2007, 01:58 PM:
badly that you
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-23-2007, 03:16 PM:
have to scratch
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-23-2007, 07:47 PM:
ten lottery tickets
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-24-2007, 12:18 AM:
and seven dwarfs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-24-2007, 02:47 AM:
running to the
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 11-24-2007, 02:53 AM:
6 Geese A-laying
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-25-2007, 07:48 AM:
5 boy's a
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-25-2007, 02:35 PM:
sashayin', four chefs
Posted by Scott McGuire (Member # 4508) on 11-26-2007, 12:51 AM:
cooking chicken wings
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-26-2007, 03:52 AM:
3 Dobly error,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-26-2007, 07:48 AM:
five golden ring's
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-26-2007, 09:20 PM:
four squabbling nerds
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 11-27-2007, 08:33 PM:
, two reeking turds,
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 11-27-2007, 08:46 PM:
, how about three,
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 11-28-2007, 03:08 AM:
and a partridge
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-28-2007, 05:14 PM:
in Phil's Tree.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-29-2007, 08:11 PM:
Delivered in a
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-29-2007, 09:45 PM:
bucket of plutonium
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 11-30-2007, 02:11 AM:
with the aid
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 11-30-2007, 10:15 AM:
of three masked
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 11-30-2007, 11:26 AM:
racoons who were
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 11-30-2007, 09:22 PM:
high on freon
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-01-2007, 09:38 PM:
and mighty sick.
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 12-04-2007, 07:17 PM:
To their surprise
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-04-2007, 08:55 PM:
a monkey named
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-06-2007, 02:52 PM:
Hilary Guilaini jumped
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-06-2007, 04:33 PM:
the Shark when
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 12-06-2007, 04:55 PM:
the tape came
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-06-2007, 08:35 PM:
out of it's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-08-2007, 07:01 PM:
eight minute erased
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-10-2007, 05:04 PM:
kafunker bandaid that
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-10-2007, 09:16 PM:
dripped old raj
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-11-2007, 01:37 AM:
into the poo.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-11-2007, 08:25 AM:
The taste of
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 12-11-2007, 02:46 PM:
peanuts made him
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-11-2007, 06:54 PM:
crazy as hell
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-12-2007, 01:31 AM:
. Why does poo
Posted by Scott McGuire (Member # 4508) on 12-12-2007, 02:11 AM:
smell so good
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-12-2007, 10:37 AM:
to a dog
Posted by Peter David Bruce (Member # 4447) on 12-12-2007, 03:23 PM:
and not us?
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-13-2007, 07:46 AM:
So beware the
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 12-13-2007, 07:29 PM:
ides of March
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 12-13-2007, 07:35 PM:
for they tell
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-13-2007, 09:19 PM:
all about Eve
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2007, 09:54 AM:
and her evil
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-15-2007, 04:22 PM:
way she had
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-15-2007, 06:49 PM:
with Rudolph the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-15-2007, 10:11 PM:
red nosed pervert
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-16-2007, 01:26 AM:
. Meanwhile Francine Fishpaw
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-16-2007, 03:45 PM:
Kilgore Trouts daughter
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-16-2007, 08:56 PM:
opened up her
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-17-2007, 02:04 PM:
home to baby
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-17-2007, 06:56 PM:
hippos who had
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-17-2007, 08:50 PM:
new tap shoes
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-18-2007, 09:11 AM:
with red rubber
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-18-2007, 10:47 AM:
condom's with pin
Posted by Rob Baker (Member # 4546) on 12-18-2007, 11:35 AM:
stripes and seven
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-19-2007, 10:40 AM:
knobbbies around the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-19-2007, 08:21 PM:
head of his
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 12-19-2007, 08:38 PM:
bag of douche
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-20-2007, 08:39 AM:
which cost thousands
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-20-2007, 10:18 PM:
of corsican bordellos
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-21-2007, 11:07 AM:
where Phil can
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-21-2007, 11:31 AM:
get what he
Posted by Rob Baker (Member # 4546) on 12-21-2007, 01:08 PM:
calls "The Majestic
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-21-2007, 05:26 PM:
sardine with tabasco
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-22-2007, 09:36 AM:
that he swallowed.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-22-2007, 07:05 PM:
with gusto and
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-22-2007, 09:08 PM:
pints of kumiss
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 12-22-2007, 09:19 PM:
. George Raft's gigantic
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-23-2007, 03:25 AM:
Christmas wish was
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 12-23-2007, 04:01 AM:
It was sold
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-23-2007, 10:38 AM:
for a pitence,
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 12-23-2007, 12:57 PM:
bad grammer here
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-23-2007, 10:47 PM:
bad speling their
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-24-2007, 08:49 AM:
ohw dias os?
who said so?
[ 12-24-2007, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-26-2007, 12:44 PM:
Once upon a
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 12-26-2007, 03:18 PM:
time, world relations
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 12-26-2007, 08:04 PM:
with George Raft's
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-26-2007, 10:27 PM:
favorite termite wilbur
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-28-2007, 06:17 PM:
who sang a
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-28-2007, 08:34 PM:
merry Christmas carol
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2007, 03:27 AM:
to Bob Maartini.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-29-2007, 07:39 AM:
out cold on
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-29-2007, 07:39 PM:
new years eve
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-29-2007, 07:42 PM:
in the gutter.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 12-29-2007, 08:46 PM:
We all know
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-29-2007, 09:30 PM:
gin mixed with
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2007, 12:33 AM:
two fingers of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 12-30-2007, 02:53 AM:
white lightning will
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 12-30-2007, 02:56 AM:
really enliven your
Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 12-30-2007, 11:42 AM:
chance of getting
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 12-30-2007, 04:36 PM:
a bit tippsy
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 12-30-2007, 06:41 PM:
while removing your
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 12-30-2007, 11:05 PM:
buggars you collected
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 12-31-2007, 09:23 PM:
while on safari
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-01-2008, 06:01 PM:
in West Whogivezashittistan
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-03-2008, 08:58 PM:
where rabid weasels
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-03-2008, 09:29 PM:
eat green eggs
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-03-2008, 10:25 PM:
between Rosies thighs.
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-04-2008, 08:42 AM:
(Not O'Donnell, please)
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-04-2008, 10:32 AM:
Yup, that Rosie.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-04-2008, 12:12 PM:
That is DISGUSTING!
Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 01-04-2008, 08:31 PM:
You been there?
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-04-2008, 09:53 PM:
He'd be among
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-04-2008, 10:10 PM:
the strongest stomached
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-04-2008, 11:29 PM:
most brain damaged
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2008, 01:29 PM:
dude who lived.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-05-2008, 05:51 PM:
The New Year
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-05-2008, 06:46 PM:
brought a yacht
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-05-2008, 08:45 PM:
which sank when
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-05-2008, 08:58 PM:
the chainsaw was
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-06-2008, 12:43 AM:
in Jason's hands.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-06-2008, 02:28 AM:
He loved to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-06-2008, 02:39 AM:
smell his fingers
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-06-2008, 08:38 AM:
while strumming to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-06-2008, 11:51 AM:
Old Black Joe.
Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 01-06-2008, 08:05 PM:
Let me explain,
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-06-2008, 08:57 PM:
the theory of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-06-2008, 09:26 PM:
why farts are
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-07-2008, 08:11 PM:
bold and rich
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-07-2008, 11:36 PM:
after eating haggis
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2008, 08:19 AM:
underneath the apple
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-08-2008, 10:21 AM:
tree with anybody
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2008, 04:41 PM:
wanting to see
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-08-2008, 04:58 PM:
London or France
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-08-2008, 05:32 PM:
not Phils underpants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-08-2008, 06:55 PM:
Clint then sniffed
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-08-2008, 07:00 PM:
the fine wine
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-08-2008, 07:01 PM:
(thanks for that) ![[thumbsup]](graemlins/thumbsup.gif)
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-08-2008, 07:12 PM:
then whined about
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-08-2008, 07:26 PM:
the naked hairy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-08-2008, 08:29 PM:
drunk that roam's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-08-2008, 09:12 PM:
when he is
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-09-2008, 04:45 PM:
full of Gin.
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 01-10-2008, 12:09 AM:
Who was once
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-10-2008, 10:51 AM:
a star named
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2008, 01:27 PM:
Chipper La Rue,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-10-2008, 02:47 PM:
best known for
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-10-2008, 04:26 PM:
her skimpy briefs
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-10-2008, 07:53 PM:
make me hungry
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-10-2008, 10:52 PM:
for raw octopus
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-10-2008, 10:59 PM:
and different lawyers.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2008, 08:33 AM:
Once upon a
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-11-2008, 08:42 AM:
mattress was the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-11-2008, 01:10 PM:
up,down motion
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-11-2008, 02:08 PM:
so familiar to
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-11-2008, 02:59 PM:
those so important
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-11-2008, 04:33 PM:
Milton Berle's gigantic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-12-2008, 09:13 AM:
stream-lined tool was
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-12-2008, 09:48 PM:
on show for
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-12-2008, 10:19 PM:
all to see.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-13-2008, 12:07 AM:
Ed Woods movies
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-13-2008, 07:43 AM:
were subliminal messages
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-13-2008, 09:48 AM:
about strange Australian
Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 01-13-2008, 11:01 AM:
sexual practices, proving
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-13-2008, 12:11 PM:
Uncle Miltie's gigantic
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2008, 01:54 PM:
you know what!
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-13-2008, 05:55 PM:
was photographed in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-13-2008, 06:02 PM:
digital popcorn with
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-13-2008, 09:19 PM:
slippery stuff on
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-13-2008, 09:24 PM:
the harleys handlebar
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-14-2008, 09:27 AM:
fell in the
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-15-2008, 10:28 PM:
slimy love juices
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-16-2008, 01:40 AM:
between Rosies thighs.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-16-2008, 07:53 AM:
Time to puke
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 01-16-2008, 09:27 PM:
and puke again!!!
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-17-2008, 07:56 AM:
I feel sick ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
![[uhoh]](graemlins/uhoh.gif)
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-17-2008, 04:56 PM:
as one should
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 01-17-2008, 06:35 PM:
after eating rotten
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-17-2008, 09:00 PM:
week old menudo
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-19-2008, 08:43 PM:
served hot off
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-20-2008, 12:00 AM:
Rosie's sweaty back.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-20-2008, 04:40 AM:
A good steak
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-20-2008, 02:01 PM:
well cooked in
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-20-2008, 02:12 PM:
lard makes a
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-20-2008, 03:39 PM:
tasty, drive-in treat
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 01-20-2008, 05:22 PM:
for those who
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-20-2008, 06:34 PM:
are discerning enough
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-20-2008, 08:52 PM:
to love animals.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 01-20-2008, 09:37 PM:
"Stop ending sentences!"
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 01-20-2008, 09:40 PM:
Everybody was kung-fu
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-21-2008, 07:13 PM:
fighting while standing
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-22-2008, 09:06 PM:
in the airport
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-23-2008, 03:08 AM:
at DFW for
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-24-2008, 08:48 PM:
nine hours while
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-25-2008, 09:36 AM:
I cried for
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 01-25-2008, 09:38 AM:
Argentina but they
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 01-25-2008, 09:40 AM:
did not care.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-25-2008, 03:37 PM:
Then Bob grabbed
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-26-2008, 12:17 AM:
gin and weenies
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2008, 03:23 PM:
which I swallowed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-26-2008, 03:26 PM:
like Linda Lovelace
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-26-2008, 07:00 PM:
with a smile
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-26-2008, 07:43 PM:
in her stuffed
Posted by Peter David Bruce (Member # 4447) on 01-27-2008, 03:43 PM:
bikini, like a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 01-27-2008, 06:06 PM:
125lb potato sack.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-27-2008, 09:46 PM:
That's 56.7kg for
Posted by Peter David Bruce (Member # 4447) on 01-28-2008, 08:08 AM:
those of us
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-28-2008, 08:53 AM:
who love women
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-28-2008, 09:48 PM:
cooked medium rare
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 01-28-2008, 09:56 PM:
with salt and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-29-2008, 07:04 AM:
pepper suited to
Posted by Peter David Bruce (Member # 4447) on 01-29-2008, 07:37 AM:
queens of the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-29-2008, 04:20 PM:
underworld related to
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-29-2008, 06:27 PM:
the wearing of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-29-2008, 08:27 PM:
dresses no panties,
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 01-30-2008, 07:28 PM:
chain mail bras,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 01-31-2008, 08:11 AM:
for comfort fit
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 01-31-2008, 08:52 PM:
for hairy old
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-03-2008, 04:34 PM:
scallywag B&D perverts.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-03-2008, 06:27 PM:
Send those perverts
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-03-2008, 08:28 PM:
a copy of
Posted by Kurt Zupin (Member # 2751) on 02-04-2008, 01:42 AM:
Richard Simmons doing
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-04-2008, 02:39 AM:
the sugar-plum-faries dance.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-04-2008, 03:00 PM:
Richard is the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-04-2008, 09:06 PM:
queen of the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-05-2008, 03:30 PM:
Mason Dixon Line.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-06-2008, 12:53 AM:
Covered in sugar
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-06-2008, 07:17 AM:
the slimey creature
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-06-2008, 02:27 PM:
went ballroom dancing
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 02-06-2008, 07:45 PM:
under disco balls
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-07-2008, 04:12 PM:
at Bob's apartment.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-07-2008, 04:37 PM:
Where the balls
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-07-2008, 04:40 PM:
were hung with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-07-2008, 05:02 PM:
the mistletoe. Clint
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-07-2008, 06:14 PM:
was drinking MAARTINI'S
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-08-2008, 02:16 AM:
and fondling Bob's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-08-2008, 07:01 AM:
yet wonderfully pleasent
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-08-2008, 11:28 PM:
gin bottle collection
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2008, 10:11 AM:
which is for
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2008, 04:59 PM:
sale on eBay.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 02-09-2008, 06:03 PM:
Phil bid on
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-09-2008, 07:29 PM:
the lot for
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-09-2008, 07:57 PM:
displaying in his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-09-2008, 07:58 PM:
one and only
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 02-09-2008, 09:03 PM:
Henry Winkler showcase
Posted by Damien Taylor (Member # 4255) on 02-09-2008, 10:28 PM:
which jumps sharks
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-09-2008, 11:36 PM:
with dead batteries
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-09-2008, 11:54 PM:
and electro-shock treatment.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-10-2008, 10:40 AM:
Meanwhile back at
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-10-2008, 08:17 PM:
the big house
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-11-2008, 07:41 PM:
Clint was about
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-11-2008, 09:33 PM:
to start brewing
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2008, 01:38 AM:
white lightning when
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-12-2008, 04:25 PM:
out of the
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-12-2008, 04:43 PM:
clear blue sky
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-12-2008, 06:04 PM:
came Superman and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2008, 06:17 PM:
Hopalong Cassidy, Batman,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-12-2008, 06:52 PM:
Robin, Underdog, Spiderman,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2008, 07:07 PM:
and 3000 Indians
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-12-2008, 07:24 PM:
with cootie bug's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-12-2008, 07:26 PM:
from Bob's apartment.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-12-2008, 08:39 PM:
tied to their
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2008, 02:39 PM:
skinney little legs.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-13-2008, 03:21 PM:
The Indian's arrows
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-13-2008, 03:42 PM:
hit Valentine tatgets
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-13-2008, 05:31 PM:
Phil means targets,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-13-2008, 05:37 PM:
(yes I do) ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Posted by Ramin Hashemi (Member # 2694) on 02-13-2008, 10:27 PM:
and since the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-14-2008, 09:19 AM:
begining of time
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-14-2008, 09:48 AM:
the hearts of
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-14-2008, 12:14 PM:
human's all over
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-14-2008, 05:23 PM:
, well male anyway,
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-14-2008, 07:15 PM:
have shot arrows
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-14-2008, 07:18 PM:
into the air
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-15-2008, 08:46 AM:
in blind obedience,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-17-2008, 08:35 PM:
to order #758
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-18-2008, 02:48 AM:
which in english
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-18-2008, 10:07 AM:
means you will
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-18-2008, 10:32 PM:
suffer hormonal imbalance
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-18-2008, 11:27 PM:
from steroid shots.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-19-2008, 01:17 PM:
All the King's
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-19-2008, 06:33 PM:
whoreses and all
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-19-2008, 06:43 PM:
the King's eunuchs
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-19-2008, 06:49 PM:
couldn't erect a
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-19-2008, 08:08 PM:
monument to elvis
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-19-2008, 10:20 PM:
using asbestos, plywood,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-20-2008, 09:16 AM:
and Fruity Pebbles.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-20-2008, 02:47 PM:
The big stink
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-20-2008, 04:37 PM:
from Bob's SWMBO
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-20-2008, 07:05 PM:
was amazingly aromatic
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-20-2008, 09:05 PM:
with garlic undertones
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-21-2008, 12:45 AM:
when she saw
(SWMBO = She Who Must Be Obeyed = wife, GF, etc.)
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-21-2008, 03:37 AM:
Rumpoles' old leather
Posted by Steven J Hart (Member # 2340) on 02-21-2008, 07:27 AM:
garter under the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-21-2008, 10:08 AM:
leather sheets, she
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-21-2008, 02:48 PM:
wanted satin, so
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-21-2008, 05:25 PM:
nights in white
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-21-2008, 09:32 PM:
were not what
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-21-2008, 09:39 PM:
little green men
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 02-22-2008, 06:16 AM:
are hoping for.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-23-2008, 12:39 AM:
Meanwhile, Clint and
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 02-23-2008, 01:19 PM:
Bob were drinking
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 02-23-2008, 03:28 PM:
"Pink Ladies" at
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-23-2008, 07:20 PM:
a drag bar
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 02-23-2008, 11:11 PM:
where racing drivers
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-25-2008, 02:02 AM:
like to wear
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 02-25-2008, 10:35 AM:
their gloves with
[ 02-27-2008, 02:06 PM: Message edited by: Bill Enos ]
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 02-28-2008, 12:07 PM:
sharp pointed fingernail's,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 02-28-2008, 12:12 PM:
all carefully manicured
Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 02-28-2008, 03:56 PM:
to ensure that
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-01-2008, 07:08 PM:
they don't scratch
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-02-2008, 01:43 AM:
when they wipe
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-02-2008, 06:32 PM:
where the sun
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-02-2008, 10:09 PM:
never goes unarmed
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-03-2008, 10:09 AM:
unless of course,
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 03-03-2008, 04:32 PM:
you find a
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-03-2008, 09:36 PM:
armless man who
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-03-2008, 10:08 PM:
killed Dr.Kimbles wife
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 03-04-2008, 01:50 AM:
using his bare
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-04-2008, 12:42 PM:
feet to stab
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-04-2008, 06:28 PM:
her in the
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-05-2008, 07:54 AM:
behind. Meanwhile Bill
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-05-2008, 01:08 PM:
ran like hell
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-05-2008, 02:02 PM:
to get away
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-05-2008, 03:31 PM:
from cops and
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-05-2008, 07:05 PM:
giant flying chalupas
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-05-2008, 08:12 PM:
who will eat
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-06-2008, 04:40 PM:
at Carrows. Bob
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-06-2008, 05:54 PM:
, Phil and Bill
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-06-2008, 10:24 PM:
Mildred, Patty, and Laverne,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-07-2008, 06:11 AM:
all got together
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-07-2008, 03:31 PM:
with Clint at
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-07-2008, 04:12 PM:
ShoWest for Maartinis
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-08-2008, 05:33 PM:
love those Maartini's,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-08-2008, 09:18 PM:
when served by
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-09-2008, 12:04 AM:
topless waitresses and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-10-2008, 08:14 AM:
a good night's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-10-2008, 02:38 PM:
kiss on the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-10-2008, 09:02 PM:
throbbing head of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-11-2008, 01:54 AM:
Bob's hangover from
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-11-2008, 07:51 AM:
drinking to much.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-11-2008, 02:34 PM:
Then Clint bought
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-11-2008, 04:28 PM:
a candy bar
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-11-2008, 07:20 PM:
and stuffed it
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-12-2008, 01:26 AM:
down his pants
Posted by Dave Ritchie (Member # 4030) on 03-12-2008, 04:34 AM:
with the other
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-12-2008, 07:50 AM:
member in tow.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-12-2008, 10:23 PM:
Sticky,gooey,caramel
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-13-2008, 08:00 AM:
will rot your
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-13-2008, 11:18 AM:
privates, teeth, and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-14-2008, 11:40 AM:
Doctor's can't help
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-14-2008, 07:43 PM:
but laugh at
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-14-2008, 08:23 PM:
how it looks
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-14-2008, 11:37 PM:
running out of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-15-2008, 01:22 AM:
candy mid chew
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-15-2008, 08:14 AM:
then throwing up
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-15-2008, 09:12 PM:
from drinking ripple
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-16-2008, 10:46 AM:
out of the
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-17-2008, 10:40 AM:
bottle and chasing
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-17-2008, 11:23 AM:
Phil, Clint and
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-17-2008, 11:33 AM:
their girl friends
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-17-2008, 02:32 PM:
cat which was
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-17-2008, 02:52 PM:
drowning in the
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 03-17-2008, 02:53 PM:
vat of FilmGuard
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-17-2008, 03:58 PM:
vintage 1999 and
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-17-2008, 04:39 PM:
fermenting into gin.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-17-2008, 07:57 PM:
An old recepie
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-17-2008, 08:54 PM:
from Wagga Wagga N.S.W.
Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 03-18-2008, 01:43 AM:
but invented in
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 03-18-2008, 05:33 AM:
Uncle Jesse's barn
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-18-2008, 07:27 AM:
where they hung
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-19-2008, 10:25 AM:
their stinky drawers
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-19-2008, 06:23 PM:
out to dry.
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 03-19-2008, 08:27 PM:
The odor of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-19-2008, 10:28 PM:
eggs and beer
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-20-2008, 12:36 AM:
which when combined
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-20-2008, 08:37 AM:
with diesel exhaust
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-20-2008, 11:40 AM:
will prove to
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-20-2008, 11:19 PM:
make grown men
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-21-2008, 12:19 AM:
fart wet smelly
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-21-2008, 05:29 AM:
room clearing odours.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-21-2008, 07:53 AM:
Mean while back
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-21-2008, 11:56 AM:
at Jesse's barn
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-21-2008, 03:36 PM:
where the sun
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-21-2008, 06:44 PM:
always shines. Bob
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-21-2008, 09:05 PM:
is Phil's Hero
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-22-2008, 01:23 PM:
Heathkit robot's name.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-23-2008, 12:39 AM:
Robots on crank
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-23-2008, 03:25 AM:
are just like
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-23-2008, 09:49 AM:
eating with Phil
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-24-2008, 09:03 AM:
wild and noisy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-24-2008, 12:11 PM:
spilling his ba-ba
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-24-2008, 02:18 PM:
all over his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-24-2008, 02:30 PM:
bippy. After that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-25-2008, 08:47 AM:
millions of e-mails
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-25-2008, 08:47 AM:
everything was calm
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-26-2008, 04:04 PM:
until the storm
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-26-2008, 04:20 PM:
that Clint created
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 03-26-2008, 04:59 PM:
by drinking Maartini's
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-27-2008, 06:25 AM:
looking up from
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 03-27-2008, 09:56 AM:
the floor with
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-27-2008, 06:10 PM:
eyes wide shut
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-27-2008, 06:32 PM:
while Barbara Walters
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 03-27-2008, 07:35 PM:
trips on her
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-30-2008, 03:57 PM:
blond lebanese hash
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-30-2008, 04:08 PM:
and scrambled eggs.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-30-2008, 04:46 PM:
Eggs with anchovies
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 03-30-2008, 05:32 PM:
stuck between Rosie's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 03-30-2008, 05:38 PM:
fat ass-cheeks makes
Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 03-30-2008, 10:01 PM:
the 2girls1cup video
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 03-31-2008, 01:31 AM:
very very squeezy.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 03-31-2008, 10:16 PM:
Grumpy, Doc, and Sneezy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-01-2008, 08:47 AM:
couldn't put humpty
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-01-2008, 09:01 AM:
dumpty back together
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-01-2008, 11:35 AM:
in time to
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-01-2008, 03:58 PM:
avoid scrambled eggs.
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-01-2008, 09:03 PM:
Meanwhile, "The Shadow"
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 04-01-2008, 09:48 PM:
cast a large
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-02-2008, 04:36 PM:
foot print on
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-03-2008, 04:20 AM:
the cream covered
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-03-2008, 07:28 AM:
street's of Hollywood.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-03-2008, 08:05 PM:
That footprint failed
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 04-04-2008, 01:20 AM:
to leave a
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-04-2008, 06:41 AM:
squashed bug on
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-04-2008, 05:24 PM:
the '60 T-Bird
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 04-05-2008, 12:16 AM:
, Phil's car from
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-06-2008, 08:30 PM:
outer space arrived
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-06-2008, 09:25 PM:
slowly and noisily
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-07-2008, 12:37 AM:
belching smoke from
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-07-2008, 05:16 PM:
a tiny hole
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-07-2008, 05:57 PM:
in the muffler
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-08-2008, 08:31 AM:
wrapped around his
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-08-2008, 11:56 AM:
really big greasy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-08-2008, 08:31 PM:
plate of food.
Posted by Rachel Craven (Member # 1016) on 04-08-2008, 08:41 PM:
He later found
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-08-2008, 08:56 PM:
a cigar stuck
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-08-2008, 11:28 PM:
between the cheeks
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-09-2008, 10:24 AM:
of his butt
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-09-2008, 08:13 PM:
that made him
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-09-2008, 08:26 PM:
puff when he
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-10-2008, 10:24 AM:
shook hands with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-10-2008, 04:24 PM:
the devil himself.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-10-2008, 08:39 PM:
Satan's cigar smoke
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-10-2008, 09:25 PM:
smells like rosie's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-10-2008, 09:54 PM:
livers on fire
Posted by Kris Dirix (Member # 3012) on 04-11-2008, 01:12 AM:
new booth odor
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-11-2008, 07:55 AM:
let loose in
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-13-2008, 06:49 PM:
the wideopen spaces
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-13-2008, 08:06 PM:
found only in
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-13-2008, 09:47 PM:
Texas' driest place
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-14-2008, 01:15 AM:
called "Phils' Bar"
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-14-2008, 05:37 AM:
and ordered a
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-14-2008, 09:38 AM:
750ml bottle of
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-14-2008, 01:58 PM:
Poland Spring water.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-14-2008, 03:01 PM:
One-eyed Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-14-2008, 03:34 PM:
then phoned Clint
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-14-2008, 04:17 PM:
who told Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-14-2008, 04:22 PM:
that Bob was
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-14-2008, 08:00 PM:
the joke king.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-14-2008, 09:32 PM:
It's good to
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-15-2008, 05:24 AM:
make a new
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-15-2008, 10:35 AM:
pair of pants
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-15-2008, 05:43 PM:
because Phil's are
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-15-2008, 07:02 PM:
worn in strange
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-15-2008, 08:39 PM:
noose around his
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-15-2008, 09:12 PM:
two big flabby
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-16-2008, 06:21 AM:
cheek's. Meanwhile Clint
Posted by Matthew Peters (Member # 1495) on 04-16-2008, 09:45 AM:
has discovered that
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-16-2008, 09:50 AM:
working hard doesn't
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-16-2008, 10:13 AM:
make any difference
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-16-2008, 12:04 PM:
around here. Now
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-16-2008, 12:10 PM:
, who is picking
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-16-2008, 12:37 PM:
his nose with
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-16-2008, 01:17 PM:
Clint's middle finger?
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-16-2008, 03:05 PM:
That's not his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-16-2008, 10:40 PM:
he used Phil's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-17-2008, 12:11 PM:
which is longer
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-17-2008, 08:45 PM:
than Clint's is
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-17-2008, 09:33 PM:
wide, yet he
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-17-2008, 10:54 PM:
appreciated the hangnail
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-18-2008, 10:26 AM:
being chewed off
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-19-2008, 01:22 AM:
to the knuckle.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-19-2008, 08:56 AM:
Phil then cried
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-19-2008, 10:28 PM:
for Argentina because
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-20-2008, 12:34 AM:
the hangnail police
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-20-2008, 08:09 AM:
are after his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 04-20-2008, 02:43 PM:
emory board. Bill
Posted by Richard Fowler (Member # 893) on 04-20-2008, 04:22 PM:
pipe organs have
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-20-2008, 06:34 PM:
leather nuts, do
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-20-2008, 10:37 PM:
the leather loving
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-21-2008, 08:24 AM:
lillies looking like
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-21-2008, 02:40 PM:
they have leather
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-21-2008, 09:27 PM:
caught in their
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-22-2008, 03:35 PM:
teeth and between
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-22-2008, 08:12 PM:
his hairy legs.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-22-2008, 09:48 PM:
The checkered demon
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-22-2008, 10:13 PM:
with the Maartini
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-23-2008, 06:45 AM:
enjoying every sip.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-23-2008, 09:05 PM:
ordered three more
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-24-2008, 06:01 AM:
and fell flat
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-24-2008, 10:39 AM:
on his ass
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-24-2008, 04:26 PM:
in a sling.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 04-25-2008, 01:12 AM:
Which made Phil
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-25-2008, 07:51 AM:
the only one
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 04-25-2008, 02:22 PM:
left standing. Now
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-25-2008, 02:54 PM:
he should get
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-25-2008, 06:06 PM:
the Academy Award
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 04-27-2008, 06:10 AM:
for standing in
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-27-2008, 09:31 AM:
for George Bush.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-27-2008, 09:01 PM:
during the state
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 04-27-2008, 10:24 PM:
of opium intoxication
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 04-29-2008, 06:33 PM:
that resulted from
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 04-30-2008, 12:14 AM:
sniffing Phil's sweaty
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 04-30-2008, 09:53 AM:
and incredibly swollen
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 04-30-2008, 11:13 AM:
knee caps that
Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 04-30-2008, 11:41 AM:
bend both ways
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 04-30-2008, 12:14 PM:
as does his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-01-2008, 09:04 AM:
pickled pepper pleaser
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-01-2008, 07:43 PM:
which is twelve
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-02-2008, 12:54 AM:
and a half
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-02-2008, 01:34 AM:
feet long, a
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-03-2008, 09:07 AM:
world record for
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-03-2008, 11:13 AM:
That one guy
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-05-2008, 02:45 AM:
held the world
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-05-2008, 09:53 AM:
tightly by the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-05-2008, 02:25 PM:
studded leather harness
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-05-2008, 06:38 PM:
wrapped around his
Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 05-05-2008, 09:46 PM:
really rather small
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-05-2008, 11:07 PM:
pink french poodle
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-06-2008, 07:36 PM:
bit him on
Posted by James Falloon (Member # 1933) on 05-07-2008, 02:34 AM:
his big red
(sorry need to get into the real ID section quick)
[ 05-07-2008, 06:42 AM: Message edited by: James Falloon ]
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-07-2008, 12:03 PM:
sharp, pointed,..
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-08-2008, 12:29 PM:
diamond embellished, throbbing
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-08-2008, 01:00 PM:
a deadly Martini.
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-11-2008, 03:09 PM:
Gin with sardines
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-11-2008, 04:26 PM:
Is good with
Posted by Shane Cooper (Member # 2510) on 05-11-2008, 06:25 PM:
Kosher crackers and
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-12-2008, 03:30 PM:
a slice of
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-12-2008, 03:41 PM:
gefilte fish cake
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-12-2008, 08:02 PM:
especially when spread
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-12-2008, 11:45 PM:
all over her
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-13-2008, 07:37 PM:
sweaty previously viewed
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-13-2008, 08:08 PM:
satin parachute sized
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-16-2008, 11:50 PM:
five reel long
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-19-2008, 03:06 PM:
I-Max version of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-20-2008, 04:50 AM:
'The Meaning of..
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-20-2008, 11:36 AM:
Bad" which took
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-21-2008, 01:58 AM:
years to shoot.
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-21-2008, 08:17 AM:
In a Tibetan
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-21-2008, 12:08 PM:
mountain village where
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-21-2008, 06:30 PM:
monkey men bent
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-21-2008, 07:24 PM:
steel beams into
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-21-2008, 09:51 PM:
digital cinema projectors
Posted by Robert Throop (Member # 61) on 05-21-2008, 09:56 PM:
so they could
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 05-21-2008, 11:36 PM:
prove the superiority
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-22-2008, 11:02 AM:
of jiggling mirrors
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-22-2008, 02:40 PM:
that shine like
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-22-2008, 02:43 PM:
grandpa's false teeth.
Posted by Dick Vaughan (Member # 540) on 05-22-2008, 07:29 PM:
Sadly his prolapsed
Posted by Todd McCracken (Member # 4718) on 05-22-2008, 08:28 PM:
cv joint has
Posted by Michael Moore (Member # 3867) on 05-22-2008, 09:15 PM:
rusted and fell
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-23-2008, 02:17 PM:
into the terrible
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-27-2008, 09:05 AM:
cement where he
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-27-2008, 10:47 AM:
like Jimmy has
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-27-2008, 02:27 PM:
been buried. Clint
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-27-2008, 04:39 PM:
gazed with digust
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-27-2008, 06:40 PM:
at the image
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-28-2008, 01:37 PM:
of Phil's face
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-29-2008, 04:01 AM:
which was etched
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 05-29-2008, 09:42 AM:
carefully on his
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-29-2008, 10:07 AM:
significant other's glasses
Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 05-29-2008, 12:18 PM:
when she screamed
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-29-2008, 03:06 PM:
CLINT! What's this?
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 05-29-2008, 10:55 PM:
Clint told her
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 05-30-2008, 01:48 AM:
"Why it's my
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-30-2008, 02:06 AM:
one-eyed purple
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 05-30-2008, 12:44 PM:
mink coat wearing
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 05-30-2008, 01:12 PM:
another woman inside
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-30-2008, 04:42 PM:
Baskin Robins is
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-30-2008, 08:24 PM:
Phil's favorite hangout
Posted by Rene Ferron (Member # 4674) on 05-30-2008, 08:26 PM:
but before that
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 05-31-2008, 12:41 AM:
all concerned said...
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-31-2008, 12:47 AM:
I like clubbing!
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-02-2008, 07:32 PM:
Especially baby seals,
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-02-2008, 10:10 PM:
which is stupid
[ 06-04-2008, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Clint Koch ]
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-09-2008, 02:30 PM:
since underage drinking
Posted by Todd McCracken (Member # 4718) on 06-09-2008, 02:47 PM:
is widely accepted
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-09-2008, 06:18 PM:
as a felony
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 06-09-2008, 10:47 PM:
in most states
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-10-2008, 12:27 AM:
of inebriation, which
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-10-2008, 06:18 PM:
really is good
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-11-2008, 10:38 AM:
until morning comes
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-11-2008, 07:13 PM:
and you realize
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-11-2008, 08:17 PM:
you left your
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-11-2008, 11:46 PM:
underwear in Phil's
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 06-11-2008, 11:59 PM:
house under the
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-12-2008, 12:01 AM:
cat's big furry
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-12-2008, 07:58 AM:
disgusting bald spot.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-13-2008, 01:26 AM:
Then Bob, Patrick,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-13-2008, 02:26 PM:
and Phil went
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-14-2008, 04:09 AM:
off to Pussy's
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-14-2008, 06:33 PM:
palace of perversion
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 06-15-2008, 02:51 PM:
just to get
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-15-2008, 02:56 PM:
Tony and Rick.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-15-2008, 11:48 PM:
Who were busy
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-16-2008, 02:07 AM:
who were busy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-16-2008, 09:35 AM:
eating their curd's
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-16-2008, 03:55 PM:
and way drunk
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-16-2008, 03:55 PM:
on delicious Maartinis
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-17-2008, 07:17 AM:
Hic....hik...hoak
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-17-2008, 06:39 PM:
Urp..urp...
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-19-2008, 01:38 AM:
Having expelled the
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-19-2008, 01:38 PM:
calamari and tofu
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-19-2008, 06:06 PM:
into a pool
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-19-2008, 08:40 PM:
with people swimming
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-20-2008, 03:36 AM:
naked, Bob chased
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-20-2008, 06:49 AM:
all the ladies
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-20-2008, 10:05 AM:
until they gave
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-20-2008, 02:45 PM:
up and surrendered
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-20-2008, 10:01 PM:
their wet panties
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-21-2008, 01:46 AM:
to girlie men
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-21-2008, 07:05 PM:
who wear them.
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-22-2008, 02:41 PM:
After that they
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-22-2008, 04:07 PM:
Party, Hearty until
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-22-2008, 09:27 PM:
Phil brings some
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-23-2008, 08:09 AM:
California pool party,
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-24-2008, 02:05 PM:
premium crab dip
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-24-2008, 06:22 PM:
from NYC! Then
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-24-2008, 06:32 PM:
they smeared it
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-24-2008, 06:34 PM:
all over Patrick's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-24-2008, 06:41 PM:
famously long lasting
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-25-2008, 07:13 AM:
smell from his
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-25-2008, 01:52 PM:
sweaty arm pits
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-25-2008, 04:42 PM:
which have been
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-25-2008, 06:40 PM:
unwashed and fermenting
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-25-2008, 06:48 PM:
a most disgusting
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-25-2008, 11:16 PM:
yet curiously arousing
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-26-2008, 01:53 AM:
tangy yellow discharge
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-26-2008, 06:56 AM:
that made him
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-26-2008, 04:11 PM:
(barf) and shower with
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-26-2008, 04:16 PM:
statuesque ebony goddesses
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-26-2008, 05:42 PM:
who kicked his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-27-2008, 06:14 AM:
cracked rear end
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-27-2008, 01:38 PM:
to his delight
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-27-2008, 02:47 PM:
and rubbed his
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-27-2008, 04:40 PM:
forehead. Then Robert
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-27-2008, 11:52 PM:
slowly peeled off
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 06-28-2008, 02:14 AM:
the old skin
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 06-28-2008, 06:19 PM:
stained with huckleberry
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-29-2008, 02:45 PM:
When it began
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-29-2008, 03:24 PM:
to develope a
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-29-2008, 03:29 PM:
yellow oozing liquid
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 06-29-2008, 03:36 PM:
smelling of sulfur
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-29-2008, 03:40 PM:
rotten-eggs. Then Michael
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-29-2008, 04:42 PM:
tried to leave
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 06-30-2008, 07:35 AM:
barfing on himself,
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 06-30-2008, 11:49 AM:
He decided to
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-30-2008, 06:31 PM:
adjust his dangling
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 06-30-2008, 11:48 PM:
swollen uvula while
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-01-2008, 08:49 PM:
riding a unicycle
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 07-02-2008, 12:09 AM:
, and balancing a
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 07-02-2008, 12:49 AM:
bottle of poppers
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 07-02-2008, 11:49 AM:
Then Bill Decided
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 07-02-2008, 02:15 PM:
To jump onto
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-02-2008, 02:54 PM:
a bus of
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 07-03-2008, 03:26 AM:
oiled-up Catalan dwarves
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-03-2008, 04:11 PM:
where what ensued
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-03-2008, 11:11 PM:
will be remembered
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 07-03-2008, 11:48 PM:
for as long
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-04-2008, 10:57 AM:
history is recorded
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 07-05-2008, 12:42 AM:
by Hugh Hefner.
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 07-05-2008, 08:19 AM:
The next Day
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2008, 04:58 PM:
Michael and Robert
Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-05-2008, 06:01 PM:
played with each
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-05-2008, 06:13 PM:
of Tim & Phils
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-05-2008, 06:37 PM:
arcade pinballs. Clint
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 07-06-2008, 02:07 AM:
couldn't help but
Posted by Robert Crabtree (Member # 4795) on 07-06-2008, 02:47 AM:
slide his token
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-06-2008, 05:16 AM:
where the sun
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-06-2008, 01:18 PM:
shines forever brightly
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-06-2008, 06:08 PM:
into the darkened
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-06-2008, 06:39 PM:
Texas compound where
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-06-2008, 07:01 PM:
some crazies once
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-06-2008, 08:17 PM:
practiced perfect projection
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-06-2008, 08:55 PM:
with an old
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 07-06-2008, 08:56 PM:
and psychometric annunciation
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-08-2008, 07:09 AM:
that he wear's
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-08-2008, 01:39 PM:
tied to his
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-09-2008, 01:52 AM:
dangling, soft, furry
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-09-2008, 06:46 AM:
rear end. Phil,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-09-2008, 09:36 AM:
saw it and
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 07-09-2008, 07:59 PM:
gasped in awe
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-10-2008, 08:00 AM:
as he tumbled
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-10-2008, 10:18 AM:
into the room
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 07-13-2008, 09:49 PM:
shouting in ecstasy
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-13-2008, 10:01 PM:
it's mine, all
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 07-13-2008, 10:06 PM:
eleven magnificent inches
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-13-2008, 10:30 PM:
not a foot
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 07-13-2008, 10:37 PM:
longer than his
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-15-2008, 09:29 AM:
tiny big toe.
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-16-2008, 06:15 PM:
Then Bob, Patrick,
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-16-2008, 08:28 PM:
and the old
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-17-2008, 07:39 AM:
naked man himself
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-17-2008, 09:31 AM:
got onto the
Posted by Dennis M Dow Jr (Member # 1970) on 07-17-2008, 11:08 AM:
train and proceeded
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-17-2008, 01:35 PM:
to Transylvania to
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-17-2008, 07:28 PM:
suck some blood
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-17-2008, 07:32 PM:
through a straw
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-18-2008, 06:50 AM:
ummmm ummmm good
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-18-2008, 02:58 PM:
goes well with
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-18-2008, 03:24 PM:
Campbell's Tomato Soup
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-19-2008, 09:53 AM:
tossed in the
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-21-2008, 02:49 PM:
cauldron with eye
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-21-2008, 03:28 PM:
of a Tiger.
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-21-2008, 07:01 PM:
John Wilson Started
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-22-2008, 02:36 PM:
his ancient Holden
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-22-2008, 07:12 PM:
ute full of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-22-2008, 07:18 PM:
kangaroos and wild
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2008, 02:38 AM:
buxom ladies. Bob
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-23-2008, 04:09 AM:
started his Hummer
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-23-2008, 07:02 AM:
for his "Honey",
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-23-2008, 02:19 PM:
and got a
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-23-2008, 02:52 PM:
bee-sting instead of
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-23-2008, 06:32 PM:
the expexted thrill
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-24-2008, 10:32 AM:
that she promised
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-24-2008, 06:29 PM:
before fuel prices
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-24-2008, 06:46 PM:
caused her lacy
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-25-2008, 06:39 AM:
tounge to be
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-25-2008, 03:34 PM:
lodged in Bob's
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 07-25-2008, 05:22 PM:
big and wet
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-25-2008, 07:33 PM:
FilmGuard Soaked Speedo
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-26-2008, 06:59 AM:
shaken not stirred,
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-26-2008, 03:17 PM:
absurd yet flaccid,
Posted by Jason Black (Member # 684) on 07-26-2008, 09:10 PM:
and surprisingly small,
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-26-2008, 10:56 PM:
when compared to
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-26-2008, 11:46 PM:
Brad's Popcorn prices
Posted by Patrick Dunn (Member # 3333) on 07-26-2008, 11:51 PM:
although he likes
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2008, 12:15 AM:
A1 Steak Sauce
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-27-2008, 12:18 AM:
It made Phil
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2008, 12:19 AM:
barf! Then Daniel
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-27-2008, 06:41 AM:
picked his nose
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-27-2008, 12:55 PM:
from a lineup
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-27-2008, 01:58 PM:
Which shocked many
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-27-2008, 03:20 PM:
Michael Jackson fans.
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-27-2008, 03:39 PM:
Meanwhile, at Phil's
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-27-2008, 03:48 PM:
Things Beyond Imagination
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-27-2008, 04:18 PM:
were starting to
Posted by Daniel Wright (Member # 1983) on 07-27-2008, 07:06 PM:
Cause frenzied fumbling
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-27-2008, 09:28 PM:
in the darkened
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-28-2008, 01:43 AM:
hillside haunted house
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-28-2008, 06:59 AM:
beneath the "Hollywood"
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 07-28-2008, 01:13 PM:
and Vine intersection
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-28-2008, 04:01 PM:
where Phil and
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-29-2008, 08:32 AM:
his dog make
Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-29-2008, 04:37 PM:
brown lawn Sculptures.
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 07-29-2008, 06:46 PM:
These looked like
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 07-30-2008, 07:31 AM:
piles of Poo.
Posted by Mitchell Dvoskin (Member # 751) on 07-30-2008, 07:59 AM:
Winnie the Poo
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 07-31-2008, 07:02 PM:
likened the smell
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-01-2008, 01:14 AM:
,an enchanting musk,
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-01-2008, 08:16 AM:
to the long
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-01-2008, 07:03 PM:
line of friends
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-01-2008, 08:59 PM:
farting in unison
Posted by Michael Dolan (Member # 4808) on 08-02-2008, 02:23 AM:
throughout the snackbar.
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-02-2008, 07:35 PM:
at the bus
Posted by Charles Caron (Member # 3247) on 08-03-2008, 07:46 PM:
headed for xanadu
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-03-2008, 09:10 PM:
where they will
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-04-2008, 05:14 AM:
spend the night
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-05-2008, 06:49 AM:
searching for their
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-05-2008, 10:11 AM:
socks and shoes
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-05-2008, 11:08 AM:
which they previously
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-05-2008, 01:59 PM:
had in their
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-05-2008, 10:57 PM:
hot little hands
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-06-2008, 06:19 AM:
which proved they
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-06-2008, 06:33 AM:
were guilty of
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-06-2008, 01:45 PM:
taking advantage of
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-06-2008, 04:31 PM:
the loving nature
Posted by Jon Miller (Member # 163) on 08-06-2008, 07:45 PM:
of fuzzy socks.
Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 08-06-2008, 07:47 PM:
Speaking of "fuzzy"
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-06-2008, 11:23 PM:
,Phil's favorite word,
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-07-2008, 07:05 AM:
is not eat
Posted by Rick Hunter (Member # 1606) on 08-08-2008, 05:28 AM:
but an anagram
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-08-2008, 08:30 AM:
of something else.
Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 08-08-2008, 01:52 PM:
We move on
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-08-2008, 09:42 PM:
to old useless
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-10-2008, 05:29 AM:
women's bodies that
Posted by Scott Ling (Member # 4902) on 08-10-2008, 08:22 AM:
no longer have
Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 08-10-2008, 08:45 AM:
what old men
Posted by Bob Maar (Member # 763) on 08-12-2008, 06:08 AM:
long to see.
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