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quote: Brad MillerClearly a mod who will lock this thread. Or the 1500th person because if you get any more posts than that, the database crashes.
Who will it be?
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quote: Paul GouletYes.
In order to win, do we need to have a profile picture?
quote: Martin McCafferyGood thing I'm running Linux and not DOS. So where's my case of swine flu?
Just begging for a DOS attack, aren't we?
quote:Nah, a true waste of bandwidth would be repeating this following passage of text endlessly: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
What a waste of Brad's bandwidth for this month!
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quote: Jonathan WorthingHa....suicide by film tech
If I do not win I may shoot myself.
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quote: Tony Bandiera JrYeah, That's what she said.
MY pussy is furry.....
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I'm talking about my cat you perverts...
quote: Tony Bandiera JrThat was old when Steve Martin used it in the '80s.
I'm talking about my cat you perverts...
Fine line between getting a thread closed, and getting booted. Not one I want to cross. Maybe more pics of me Halloween of '07? Sceeaarryy.
quote: Chris Slycord
No one ever wins
No one finally loses
Except the dead
Under the sun they rot together with absolute biological equality.
- The Berzerker
Woah, that was deep. Now if only I could climb out of this well. Eh, people do keep throwing me money.
And then the Grand Poohie Bad will erase my post and post an adminitstrator note that his post is the last so I and everyone else will loose in this pathetic quest for a winner on this useless thread!
quote: AdamAdam, at least you didn't give away my site's Super-Secret Password to gain access to all the erotic stuff.
The server is located in Phil's Sexxx Den. Good luck with that.
I guess the point of this thread is to give free roam for pointless banter. Crazy idle chitchat that really doesn't have a subject or need a specific thread.
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quote:Power for the flux capacitor.
"What the hell is a Jigawatt?!?!?!?"
quote: Rick RaskinRight. I still paint all the rocks around my house. Old habits die hard.
If it moves, grease it. If it doesn't, paint it. Right Phil?
quote: John WilsonFeels fine from here. It must be a problem with Earth's gravitational pull down under.
This is heavy.
quote: Charles GreenleeNo, this sucker's electrical.
Are you telling me this sucker's nuclear?
quote: Dan Quayle (Tony Bandiera Jr)
You say tomatoe
quote: Mark J. MarshallWell I guess that counts me in!
Anyone who posts in this thread is an idiot.
quote:How do you know?
Mark is not an administrator so that does not count!
quote:MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger!
quote: Tony Bandiera Jr- Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder
"I'm more afraid of bein nothing, than I am of being hurt."
quote: Fred TuckerFred wins the prize: An all-expenses not paid trip to Cootville and a nice dinner with Phil.
quote: Tony Bandiera Jr "I'm more afraid of bein nothing, than I am of being hurt."
- Cole Trickle in Days of Thunder
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quote: John WilsonSee the løveli lakes
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?
quote: Randy StankeyThe wøndërful telephøne system
See the løveli lakes
quote: "Mark J MarsallI will be around tomorrow (5/22) but Saturday evening I have a prior obligation... at another theater, as it happens (Milburn Stone in Cecil County, MD. I'm playing Mr. Bumble in "Oliver!").
Hey, John... the Everett is opening back up this weekend. We're running a WB cartoon show! Will you be around?
quote: Grand Poo-BahGood grief, don't ever let Phil know he's right!! We'll never hear the end of it....
Oops, you're right Phil, I meant to post it there.
quote:- Dice Clay
GF: "I dropped 20 pounds!"
Dice: "Yeah, from your belly to your ass!"
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quote: Tony Bandiera JrTony, you're obviously paraphrasing the quote. Actually in FMJ "Private Cowboy" said he was from Texas. Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
"Where are you from, boy?"
"California, sir!"
"California? Only two things come from California..steers and queers..and I don't see no horns on you boy."
quote: Mark J. MarshallThe followup is even more funny:
Hartman: "How tall are you, Private?"
Private: "Sir, five foot nine, Sir."
Hartman: "Five foot nine... I didn't know they stacked shit that high."
quote:There's a very similar line in 'An Officer And A Gentleman'. I assumed that's what he was quoting...hence my follow-up of 'nowhere else to go'.
Tony, you're obviously paraphrasing the quote. Actually in FMJ "Private Cowboy" said he was from Texas. Holy dog shit, Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas!
quote: Adam MartinAnd yet, I still win nothing.
Wow, Jeremy posts twice every two years now.
quote:Long time no see. You should win just for posting.....
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And yet, I still win nothing.
quote: "Hillary Charles"Woah! Serious TV flasback!
"UH OH CHONGO!"
quote:Thanks for that Randy.
quote: "Hillary Charles"
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Woah! Serious TV flasback!
I'll see your "Danger Island"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ql7dIIItdo
...and raise you one "Banana Split!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6I5DzMYqcU
Now I'm tempted to dig up some Lidsville or Pufnstuf, but all that's currently being used at Club Gitmo.
quote: Mike BlakesleyIt's OK Mike...calm down...they won't make you play 'Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skulls' again. It was just a bad dream.
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
quote: Paul MayerActually, George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television."
Mike was just reciting The Seven Holy Words.
quote:Since for fuckin' ever.
As for keeping it clean -- since when has this site ever been worried about that?!
quote: Randy StankeyRandy - You are thinking of the track from the "Occupation: Foole" album, which was the followup to the original bit, which was on the "Class Clown" album. The original bit (on record) was indeed called "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television."
The bit's original title was simply, "Filthy Words."
quote: Mike BlakesleyShit, piss, fuck...
Randy - You are thinking of the track from the "Occupation: Foole" album, which was the followup to the original bit, which was on the "Class Clown" album.
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Deputy Mayor: How about the 18 hostages, Al? Are we going to miss them?
Mayor: Warren, goddammit, this city hasn't got a million dollars!
Deputy Mayor: Then you better empty out one of your Swiss bank accounts because there's no other way out.
Mayor: Don't we get even to think about it?
Deputy Mayor: There's no time.
Mayor: All right. I still want the full picture. Get me the police commissioner, the chairman of the Transit Authority, and that putz we've got for a Comptroller.
Deputy Mayor: They're on their way over. But it's no good running to them, Al. You're the man. The buck stops with you.
Mayor: Oh, shit!
Deputy Mayor: God help us.
Mayor: Shit! Piss! Fuck!
quote: Mike BlakesleyAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Nothing like a bit of Mr Benny to brighten your day.
Jack: But why? You can use my phone whenever you want to.
Rochester: Yeah, but suppose the house is burning down and I haven't got any change?
quote: Paul MayerI don't know that.
African or European?
quote: Randy StankeyThat's a really sucky password.
ssh -l admin film-tech.com ********
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quote: Randy StankeyMaybe, but this: "°¥¤z‰½" might throw some people off.
What? You think I should have used ******** instead?
quote: Mark J. Marshall
Are we trying to max out the posts and crash the software here? That'd be awesome.
quote: Mark J. MarshallThey'll absolutely NEVER let it go much beyond 1500 posts as I indicated in my first post in this thread. The database is based on 1930's computer code and cannot be maintained reliably beyond that number.
Are we trying to max out the posts and crash the software here?
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From the Wikipedia:
Europe
* Sweyn Forkbeard marries Sigrid the Haughty.
* Otto III reaches his majority and begins to rule Germany in his own right.
* Aethelred II pays £16,000 of Danegeld to Olaf Trygvasson.
It also marked the death of Sigeric the Serious
quote: Bobby HendersonWith every post registering at 4:20.
Turtle Power
quote: Mark J. MarshallLong live the Commodore 64 and it's sidekick the 1541! I think I'll flip over this disk and go take a poop while the next side loads. "Errg rrrrg chuck chuck chuck rrrerrg"
Had an Intellivision (with the voice modulator of course ---- "BOMBS AWAAAY!!!") and the Coleco. And of course the 2600
quote: Bobby HendersonYea, they just whip out their T.I. pocket calculators and do the trajectory calculation with that!!
Today the situation is FAR more advanced.
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quote: Mike Blakesley
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah h blahlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla bah bla bvblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla bblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah BLAH!
quote: Mark J. Marshall quoting Mike Blakesley
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah h blahlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla bah bla bvblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla bblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah BLAH!
quote: John Wilson quoting Mark J. Marshall quoting Mike Blakesley who was quoting Animal House
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah Blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah h blahlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla bah bla bvblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla bblah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah bla blah blaha-blah bla blaBlah blah blah bll-l-aaal-ah blah bla-blah BLAH!
quote:All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
quote: Adam MartinRedrum.
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
quote: Evans A. CriswellHey! I wrote that back on page 3!
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quote:Sorry, sir.
"Ditto? Ditto? You provincial putz!"
Hotel oral sex
quote: Evans A CriswellMy grandma actually used to say that, but she would pronounce it it: If at first you don't succeed, suck until you do suck seed. I don't think she got the porno implications though (at least, I hope not!).
If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' till you do succeed.
quote: Evans A CriswellThat seems to be the motto of many equipment manufacturers in our industry and even many theater chains as well!
If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' till you do succeed.
quote: Adam MartinTHANK you for putting that piece of crap in my head.
Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.
quote: Sam GrahamWow Adam! High praise indeed having yours singled out considering the abundance of crap in this thread.
THANK you for putting that piece of crap in my head.
quote: Andy Bajew
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
quote: Phil Hillnice
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quote: Demetris ThoupisNo one has ever implied there IS a prize. The only thing certain is that the last person who posts here wins.
And what is the prize? No one said anything yet.
quote: Evans A CriswellIf that's the case, we have a helluva long way to go before this thread is longer than any other from the past. But with that in mind....
I wonder if they set up this thread just to debug something or see how far it could go without causing problems with the software.
quote: Evans A CriswellIt's a diabolically fascinating study of social mediocrity.
Yeah, I wonder if they set up this thread just to debug something or see how far it could go without causing problems with the software.
quote: Bobby HendersonSaid Wile E. Coyote, just before getting hit by the train.
Genius. Pure genius.
BTW: Don't touch the door.
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"No." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's, a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That's a geyser.
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
quote: Adam MartinHere ya go ya brute! Tall Paul - HA!
Paul? Who the hell is Paul?
quote: Mike BlakesleySorry about that, its been a while and I don't have the best memory. Ill make sure to refresh it before I make any new posts
Hey Jake, if you're gonna post lines from classic comedy, you have to get'em at least mostly right.
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quote: Mark LensenmayerYes Mark...actually here it was called 'CACTUS JACK'.
Are you quoting THE VILLAIN, John?
quote: Adam The Brute
Just ask Alex the seal.
quote:Quick nurse give this man some drugs can't you see he's in Pain.
DRUGS, FRANK!!!
quote:I remember when someone tried that out on Bill O'Reilly:
Sounds like the gag PA pages we used to make at McCarran airport on a slow Saturday night when you could fire a cannon in the terminal and not hit anyone, you know: Paging Mr. Meoff, Mr. Jack Meoff, please pick up a white courtesy telephone. Thank you!
Please continue.
quote: John Wilson was the last to postYes, John, starting around 1991, people freely gave me their political views!
Hillary...that's an interesting name...
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quote: Charles GreenleeDon't know what planet the computer you were using is from by my brand new Mac has 4 buttons, plus an X-Y scroll ball. The mouse is completely programmable via the control panel. You can set buttons to do virtually any function you need.
If a mac only has a single button mouse, how does one right click?
) I have an old, rejuvenated Del PC that I converted to dual boot into Ubuntu and/or Fedora. The old PC drive is still mounted in the chassis. If I should ever find myself in the position of needing Windows, I can reconnect the old drive and use it again.quote: Randy StankeyWindows users? Since when does having a Mac automatically bestow the user with knowledge of screwing around with pen tool paths in Photoshop?
In Photoshop/Illustrator/InDesign, "Option+Click+Drag" on the handle of a Bezier curve "breaks" it into a corner point instead of a curve. But, weirdly enough, most Windows users don't see it even though they may use that function on a daily basis.
quote: Phil HillIs that any good? It's been hovering on my Netflix queue for a long time (couple years maybe), every time it gets near the top I knock it down 10 positions or so ... can't bring myself to commit to it.
"Hillbillies in a Haunted House"
quote: Bobby HendersonWe're not machines Sebastian, we're physical...
"I think. Therefore I am."
"That's very good, Pris. Now show him why."
quote: Phil HillThat's great, Phil! I think I'll steal that one.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said,
But I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
quote: Paul MayerAnd, it's better to look good than to feel good. My dahlings.
It's better to die than to look bad.
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quote:LOL! My favorite show.
Y'all want anymore of my idears? So numbnuts, shut the f**k up and build some bikes!!
quote: Phil HillWhere the hell are they? I've been lookin for Amanda for a long time..
...so many gay guys and so little time!
quote: Tim ReedYep, American Chopper is a hoot. I used to work at Universal Projector (Charlie Ajar Sr.) and it was the exact same thing, with projectors instead of bikes. Spooky.
LOL! My favorite show.
quote: Mark J. MarshallStar Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country
"Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain."
quote: John WilsonI know that line but can't place the movie...
A naked American man stole my balloon.
quote: Mark J. MarshallAn American Werewolf in London (or my last trip to Sydney visiting John)
I know that line but can't place the movie...
quote: Paul MayerNo, but that is not my dog.
Does your dog bite?
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quote: Robert John JeromsonGuys...Shhhhh....
Two hours after us
quote: John Wilson"Let's get outa here....this place give me the creeps."
Did you hear something?
quote: Paul MayerAs confused as three blind lesbians in a fish market.
As confused as a baby in a topless bar.
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quote: Robert John Jeromson
"Say, that's a nice bike"
quote: John Wilson"You sure got a purtty mouth."
"That's a nice purse."
quote: Paul MayerPaul, that's hilarious!
That ass look like two pigs fightin' over a Milk Dud.
quote: Randy StankeyRight. Also, April Wine.
Ozzy Osbourne? Really?
I thought it was King Crimson.
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quote: Ian ParfreyROFL!!
Next thing we'll be told is that the track "Turning Japanese" is all about masturbation!
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Hahahaaa! Ian, you've kept me in stitches the past few days. To borrow a line from Phil, 'who's your writer?'
quote: Bobby HendersonI bet you say that to all the boys.
The version on that video is pretty crappy.
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quote: Frank AngelSimple answer: "Look before you leap!"
Can someone splain to me that woman whine about how terrible guys are because we leave the toilet seat up? Evidently this is a distaster of monumental proportions to the female gender
quote:I was going to make that very suggestion until you did. Night squirts are definitely a pain. Getting out of bed is the worst part, especially in winter!
Sometimes, I just cut out all that nonsense, take off my boxers, step into the shower and piss in there!
me gently with a chainsaw!"
quote: Randy StankeyI tried doing that but it sprung loose and I pissed on the medicine cabinet mirror!
Just piss in the sink and wash it down with hot water.
call me crazy, but it's just I am very, VERY uncomfortable, even anxious, walking into a dark room. And dimmers are less expensive than a shrink or medication or both. 
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quote: Frank AngelWard-Leonard plate dimmers. Right?
Ya but Randy, it's BECAUSE I work in theatre that I have everything on dimmers.
quote: John WilsonSeems Japanese to me...
Randy, your home page has turned Chinese.
quote:Took me a while to figure out what you meant...
で何かお探しですか？
お探しのページが見つかりません。スペルや大文字・小文字などURLが正 ; ;しく入力されているか確認し、再度お試しください。
Randy, your home page has turned Chinese
quote:Yes, my Dot-Mac web page doesn't exist anymore. Apple discontinued the service. I just haven't gotten around to transferring it to an iWeb page.
So something you search?
The page which you search is not found. URL such as spelling and capital letter small character is positive.
quote: Chris SlycordDefinately an 'ese' though...
Seems Japanese to me
quote: Mike OlpinYour jaw is now heavy and you are having to hold it up.
All of you are now blinking and breathing manually.
quote: Andy BajewTHE GAME
Your jaw is now heavy and you are having to hold it up.
