Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Caption that pic II (read the rules on page 1 before posting)

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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-19-2009, 12:20 PM:

RULES

Let's try something different. I am going to post a random pic and if you have a funny caption, reply to this thread with the caption. Every so often (maybe once or twice a day depending on the quantity of replies), I will come on and post another pic for everyone to caption on. Do not post captions to previous pictures.

If you have a bizarre pic you would like posted here, email it to me with the subject header "caption that pic". At least for right now, I am going to be the only person actually posting the pics.

Here we go....

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-19-2009, 01:58 PM:

Why did I let him talk me into staying at a Holiday Inn?

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 05-19-2009, 02:24 PM:

Marion Barry and his Crack Dealer

Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 05-19-2009, 03:49 PM:

"How many times do I have to tell that fool..wait till Im on the bed FIRST!"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-19-2009, 04:11 PM:

Levitation: Her secret super power.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-19-2009, 06:56 PM:

Leroy enjoyed practicing his parachuting skills wherever possible.

Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-20-2009, 12:50 PM:

"Zero G" themed room at Motel 6. (Matresses are very soft, althought it doesn't matter.) Louis

Posted by Paul Goulet (Member # 297) on 05-20-2009, 01:52 PM:

Jeez Honey, I'm not cheating.. [Eek!]

he fell right out of the ceiling..

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 05-20-2009, 02:15 PM:

achoo

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-20-2009, 06:36 PM:

Taking his new girlfriend to the all you can eat chili supper had once seemed like a good idea to Latrelle.

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 05-20-2009, 08:35 PM:

Still from EDDIE MURPHY: GETTIN' HIGH!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-20-2009, 10:07 PM:

"Hey, Bitch! Help me break in this bed by letting me break off something in your ass!"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 05-21-2009, 04:17 PM:

Damn It Bobby.......That is just wrong. But too damn funny. [thumbsup]

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-21-2009, 10:20 PM:

Please Sir Miller, may we have some more?

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-21-2009, 11:38 PM:

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 05-22-2009, 12:24 AM:

"You say one more bad thing about Carmike and I KILL you!"

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-22-2009, 12:33 AM:

I always knew Mickey Mouse was BAAAAAAAAADD

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-22-2009, 05:44 AM:

Oh...that's just wrong. [puke]

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-22-2009, 10:04 AM:

Friends don't let friends post MySpace photos while drunk.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-22-2009, 10:12 AM:

Mice Cube

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-23-2009, 11:58 AM:

Welcome to Mauschwitz.

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 05-23-2009, 03:14 PM:

"You talkin' to Minnie?"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-24-2009, 02:34 PM:

"You talkin' to me? Are you fuckin' talkin' to ME!!!???"

or

(to the song "My Name Is Prince"

My Name is Minnie, and I'm bad. My name is Minnie, and I'm ugly..."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-25-2009, 03:18 AM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-25-2009, 06:40 AM:

Years later, Jack Torrence still relived the golden days of his youth.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-25-2009, 10:40 AM:

What a big ice hole!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 05-25-2009, 12:07 PM:

"YA!..An ven dat Muskie jumps for My Johnson....WHAM!!...DINNER!?

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-25-2009, 12:10 PM:

Eventually the university decided it was best to pull the funding for Marty's scientific study: finding the stupidest way to dig to China.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-25-2009, 08:40 PM:

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-25-2009, 08:44 PM:

"The second (or maybe even third) in a series of naked pics posted by the Grand Poo-Bah."

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 05-25-2009, 09:01 PM:

"Hey! This bicycle has NO seat, just a pole!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 05-25-2009, 09:13 PM:

"Look, Mate. The footballers still don't give a toss about what we're doing. Maybe if we 69 each other that will get them angry."

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-25-2009, 09:35 PM:

No! That's not the saddle horn!

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-25-2009, 09:54 PM:

1st Streaker - "Man, this seat is uncomfortable!"
2nd Streaker - "Oh, I don't know..."

[Eek!]

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 05-26-2009, 09:28 AM:

"PEDDLE FASTER!..I'M....ALMOST.....THERE!!!" [sex]

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-26-2009, 10:18 AM:

Mountin bike

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-26-2009, 01:15 PM:

Due to the sad state of the economy, welcome to the newest version of stadium Supercross.

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-26-2009, 02:00 PM:

"I told you we should have kept the extras"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 05-26-2009, 02:57 PM:

This brings giving someone a "pump" to a whole new level. [thumbsup]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-28-2009, 03:53 AM:

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 05-28-2009, 04:55 AM:

Hold still a bit more cause I can't get a good pose of the kid!

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-28-2009, 07:57 AM:

Norman Bates' first baby picture.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 05-28-2009, 10:42 AM:

Joan Rivers with daughter Melissa circa 1969

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 05-28-2009, 10:55 AM:

"She's not really my daughter."

Posted by Joshua Waaland (Member # 287) on 05-28-2009, 01:26 PM:

Getting four generations in the same picture was so important to my mom that she dug my great grandma up to take it.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 05-28-2009, 09:52 PM:

" I'm Hungry! But, if She whips one of THOSE out I'm gonna [puke]

....WAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 05-28-2009, 11:07 PM:

"Getting Janice to stop crying was no mean feat at the best of times, but today her tantrum seemed abnormally long"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-29-2009, 01:28 AM:

This one is for Phil. [Big Grin]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2009, 04:23 AM:

3 days and nobody has a caption for this one???

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-02-2009, 06:09 AM:

I really don't know what to say to this one, sorry.

Amateur meteorologist? [Frown]

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 06-02-2009, 08:27 AM:

I couldn't find anything funny about it. At least, nothing that wouldn't violate forum rules. [Devil]

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 06-02-2009, 11:13 AM:

That boy or girl has a lousy haircut? Sorry, nobody's going to touch this one...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-02-2009, 12:21 PM:

Not even "man on horse = no" eh? [Razz]

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-02-2009, 12:59 PM:

Confucius say "Man with one saxophone is really homosaxual."

As for the previous pic: Kid has it wrong anyway, man on woman should be yes, it can happen.

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-02-2009, 01:21 PM:

If you're going to wear a Speedo in public for God's sake tuck the drawstring in!

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-02-2009, 04:02 PM:

"And what do YOU want for Christmas, little boy? I've already had my present!"

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-02-2009, 08:09 PM:

"Pull my string, Santa!"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-02-2009, 10:47 PM:

"Santa, is the North Pole in your pants?"

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 06-02-2009, 10:53 PM:

"Is that a bottle of whiskey down by your knee Santa, or are you just happy to see me?"

quote: Tony Bandiera Jr
As for the previous pic: Kid has it wrong anyway, man on woman should be yes, it can happen.

He has it backwards for woman on woman, too.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-03-2009, 09:26 AM:

"And what do YOU want for X-mas little Boy??"
"I just wanna Have SAX with YOU Santa!!"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-03-2009, 01:03 PM:

Oh wow, Fred's caption just makes me groan. Time for another.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-03-2009, 03:31 PM:

Hands up...

Who thinks I should see a doctor about my incontinence?

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-03-2009, 04:01 PM:

You kids don't know nothin'! In MY day we didn't have no fancy life rafts. We had to WALK to school!

...And we were GRATEFUL!

Posted by Todd McCracken (Member # 4718) on 06-03-2009, 04:26 PM:

Free, finally free!

I will never again have to state that I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those stinking kids.

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-04-2009, 12:19 AM:

- Please Save Me
- No Me
- No Me
- Me me me
- meeeeee

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 06-04-2009, 08:06 AM:

"No, you can't leave the class to go to the bathroom."

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-04-2009, 10:43 AM:

"And how many of you are going to load the platter soundtrack side UP from now on!!??"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-04-2009, 11:50 AM:

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-04-2009, 02:22 PM:

Failed superheroes:

"Leopard Man and Testicle Boy"

Posted by Todd McCracken (Member # 4718) on 06-04-2009, 03:02 PM:

West Hollywood chamber of commerce heads celebrate the opening of the plus size inter-gender warehouse.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-04-2009, 03:57 PM:

John C. Reilly • Will Ferrell
Cagney & Lacey
Only In Theaters • Summer 2010

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-04-2009, 05:05 PM:

"Thank GOD we didn't turn up in the same outfits like last time".

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-05-2009, 12:20 AM:

Phil Hill gone bad with a strange man!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-05-2009, 12:53 AM:

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-05-2009, 10:24 AM:

As usual, Sabus' Dyslexia causes Him much grief as He follows His Mothers Mantra to always keep His Head in the Clouds!

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 06-05-2009, 01:13 PM:

Sabu had never recognized that the reflection off the floor tiles was different than the reflection off the swimming pool.

or,

Chandra's family could only afford 1/12th of the cost of his burial.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-05-2009, 07:04 PM:

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-05-2009, 08:31 PM:

Stripes have such a slimming affect

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-05-2009, 09:39 PM:

Man, that Chipotle's got some BIG burritos.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-05-2009, 11:52 PM:

Comment overheard on the French Riviera: "Goddamned Gay American tourists!"

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 06-06-2009, 02:40 AM:

Going to great lengths to get free drinks on ladies' night.

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-06-2009, 07:27 AM:

"The Annual Film-Tech Gay Meeting"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-06-2009, 04:41 PM:

"Lawton, OK Boy's Club"

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-08-2009, 04:13 PM:

When Keeping it real goes bad.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-08-2009, 04:49 PM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-08-2009, 04:59 PM:

"This is udder nonsense"

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-08-2009, 05:04 PM:

"3 of them give Milk & one I Pee thru...Feel Lucky Punk!!?"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-08-2009, 05:06 PM:

Dwayne had realized he needed a gimmick for his yard sales...

so he added an outside toilet.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-08-2009, 09:21 PM:

"If those wolves try to get into my pasture again... BAM!!"

Posted by Scott Ribbens (Member # 180) on 06-08-2009, 09:25 PM:

"And they said there were no cases of mad cow disease in the United States."

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-09-2009, 02:04 AM:

Mad Cow disease at it's climax

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-10-2009, 03:01 AM:

Posted by Brian Michael Weidemann (Member # 2243) on 06-10-2009, 05:42 AM:

Move along, muffin to see here ...

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-10-2009, 11:57 AM:

In trying to expand on the success of the annual Burning Man festival, the Muffin Man Festival went absolutely nowhere.

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-10-2009, 12:02 PM:

The future will need no need for more food. Muffin is the word. You can carry it anywhere. Be the muffin.

Posted by Clint Koch (Member # 1179) on 06-10-2009, 12:15 PM:

Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin'

Quoted from the Frank Zappa song Muffin Man

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-10-2009, 02:25 PM:

You ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a changin' your ways.

Posted by Todd McCracken (Member # 4718) on 06-10-2009, 02:37 PM:

"Cuppy" Cake and team prepare to attempt to break the cupcake land speed record at the annual Hostess invitational.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-10-2009, 03:37 PM:

"Well, I was going to dress up...but I could find muffin to wear".

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-10-2009, 04:45 PM:

"You'll just have to taste ALL of Us to find the one with the Creamy Center!!" [Razz]

Posted by Mike Heenan (Member # 392) on 06-10-2009, 09:53 PM:

Costume Night at Phil Hill's. [Wink]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-10-2009, 11:36 PM:

Posted by Jarret Chessell (Member # 5077) on 06-10-2009, 11:53 PM:

alternate ending for Susan in Monsters Vs. Aliens

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-11-2009, 02:13 AM:

It's a small world after all!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-11-2009, 12:18 PM:

The 50 ft Women learns the hard way the Dangers of Drinking & Riding!

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 06-11-2009, 10:58 PM:

Lilliput hadn't seen anything like this in years.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-12-2009, 12:03 AM:

Old Indian scout trick:
Put your ear to the ground to listen for distant herd of buffalo.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-12-2009, 01:55 AM:

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-12-2009, 12:39 PM:

"I just knocked off a 90 year old gummer. Now I'll poke you and break your banger."

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 06-12-2009, 01:21 PM:

Madonna and Pierce Brosnan in the late shooting of 007

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-12-2009, 02:30 PM:

"You're it!"

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-12-2009, 05:30 PM:

"What a Gummer! 60-year old Brad Miller once again kicks 30-something Mike Heenan's sorry ass at the old-folks imitation light-saber competition."

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-12-2009, 08:22 PM:

...and the battle begins -the showdown for the last pair of Depends in the Shady Manor Rest Home! The winner will be secure in glory! The loser will be caked in shit!

Posted by Julio Roberto (Member # 4976) on 06-12-2009, 09:09 PM:

My name is Iñígo Montoya. You killed my grand-grand-grand-grandfather. Prepare to die.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-13-2009, 09:11 PM:

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 06-13-2009, 09:26 PM:

Pass...

Posted by Bill Enos (Member # 440) on 06-13-2009, 09:40 PM:

Scariest photo ever taken revealed

Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 06-13-2009, 11:10 PM:

Desperate for some lovin

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-13-2009, 11:43 PM:

Fraternity hazing gone wrong.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-14-2009, 12:56 AM:

The aliens from the planet Krapton soon discovered their plan to take over the Earth by infecting its inhabitants with a new virus was not thought out very well.

Posted by Joe Elliott (Member # 4006) on 06-14-2009, 01:24 PM:

Gay Sitophiliacs need love too!!

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 06-14-2009, 07:12 PM:

Rockwall Elementary was closed today due to a terrorist act...

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-17-2009, 05:05 PM:

Looking for Love in all the Wrong Places

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-21-2009, 01:55 PM:

Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 06-21-2009, 02:17 PM:

Give it up, auditions for Dark Helmet ended years ago.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-22-2009, 02:47 AM:

1st dude: "Dude...this virtual reality game rox!"
2nd dude: "I just soiled myself."
1st dude: "Sweeeeeet..."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-24-2009, 12:43 PM:

Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 06-24-2009, 12:57 PM:

Old Monty Python fans

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 06-24-2009, 01:23 PM:

"The East Naples, Florida chapter of the Hells Angels." Well, that's what the ladies were passing themselves off to be in the Walgreens Parking Lot.

Posted by William T. Parr (Member # 677) on 06-25-2009, 11:33 PM:

"Yeah Bitches!"

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-26-2009, 03:24 PM:

"Hoveround" scooter ad outtake photo.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-27-2009, 10:51 PM:

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 06-27-2009, 11:10 PM:

He's smiling because the beer and the bear both gave great head. [Smile]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-28-2009, 02:14 AM:

No! I said, "Bring me another BEER!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-28-2009, 07:16 PM:

This bear sure goes down easy...(hic)...I mean, BEER sure goes down easy...(hic)... [beer]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-28-2009, 08:25 PM:

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 06-28-2009, 09:00 PM:

Still from Jackass 3 (2011).

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-30-2009, 12:48 AM:

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 06-30-2009, 12:49 AM:

Which way to the Patent Office?

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-30-2009, 12:50 AM:

Enough with the corny photos already!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 06-30-2009, 10:52 AM:

"I'm gonna give that No good BASTARD of a Boyfriend a CORNHOLIN He'll NEVER Forget!!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-30-2009, 04:19 PM:

Sarah had decided she was through with men.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 06-30-2009, 04:23 PM:

The D-size batteries are on the next floor...

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 06-30-2009, 04:54 PM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 06-30-2009, 08:27 PM:

Yes...the llama played a dirty game of Rugby, but he didn't care. He had already made plans to embark on a lucrative career as a middleweight boxer.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-01-2009, 09:44 PM:

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-01-2009, 09:47 PM:

Thwack!

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 07-02-2009, 10:44 AM:

This thread has temporarily become "How many wiener to the face jokes can you think of"

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-02-2009, 11:48 AM:

Linda received a record number of responses at eHarmony thanks to her profile photo.

Posted by Robert Minichino (Member # 3495) on 07-02-2009, 12:01 PM:

After instinctively realigning her head, the savory sausage slid seductively down her throat to thunderous applause.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-03-2009, 01:30 AM:

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-03-2009, 02:39 AM:

"See Linda, I told you men are good for something"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-03-2009, 09:56 AM:

...the moment little Maria decided to become a nun.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-03-2009, 03:01 PM:

"Katie, prepare the place settings."
"But I don't know where the silverware is, Mommy."
"It's in Daddy's ass."

Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 07-04-2009, 10:40 AM:

Von Trapps-The Lean Years! Not much to sing about!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-04-2009, 11:25 AM:

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-04-2009, 01:37 PM:

The League of Evil Mini Snowmen showed up when Brad announced that he would be serving Sno-Cones at his theatre.

Posted by Chad Souder (Member # 343) on 07-04-2009, 03:11 PM:

Calvin's depiction of Leonidas giving his final speech in 300.

Posted by Jarret Chessell (Member # 5077) on 07-04-2009, 03:24 PM:

slushpuppy union strike

Posted by Lyle Romer (Member # 1266) on 07-04-2009, 03:39 PM:

Evidence of somebody with WAAAAAAY too much time on their hands!

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-06-2009, 09:17 AM:

"FRO-STY...FRO-STY...FRO-STY"

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-06-2009, 09:24 AM:

Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-06-2009, 11:09 AM:

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 07-06-2009, 11:52 AM:

So this is what raining chairs means!

Posted by Jarret Chessell (Member # 5077) on 07-06-2009, 03:29 PM:

The old downtown chairity centre.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-06-2009, 06:25 PM:

The additional seating area at the Staples Center for those who missed out on a Michael Jackson Memorial ticket.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-07-2009, 08:39 AM:

"Got anything in a medium Oak?"

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-07-2009, 11:42 AM:

Chairity Center? Wow, that one just hurts. [Razz]

One for Joe...

Posted by Demetris Thoupis (Member # 833) on 07-07-2009, 11:52 AM:

Spy Fat

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-07-2009, 12:48 PM:

How'd that picture get out of my secret compound?

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-07-2009, 05:53 PM:

A cactus (plural: cacti or cactuses) is any member of the plant family Cactaceae, native to the Americas. They are often used as ornamental plants, but some are also crop plants. Cacti are grown for protection of property from wild animals, as well as many other uses. Cacti are part of the plant order Caryophyllales, which also includes members like beets, gypsophila, spinach, amaranth, tumbleweeds, carnations, rhubarb, buckwheat, plumbago, bougainvillea, chickweed and knotgrass.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-07-2009, 06:14 PM:

"Where's the pizza man? He should have been here five minutes ago!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-07-2009, 06:59 PM:

quote:
"Where's the pizza man? He should have been here five minutes ago!"

Yes, the dog is looking worried. [Eek!]

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-07-2009, 09:05 PM:

"Hold on Sparky...I think...YES!..The Dell Taco is finally Open....BREAKFAST!!!!!!"

Posted by Tim Reed (Member # 137) on 07-07-2009, 09:17 PM:

You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2009, 08:44 AM:

"Where's Borat? Forget it, I just make hand party with pooch."

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-08-2009, 01:17 PM:

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-08-2009, 01:40 PM:

A sign you're in "actor's hell": your big gig for the month was playing one of the talking cereal biscuits in a new Shredded Wheat commercial.

Posted by Tim Rectanus (Member # 3282) on 07-08-2009, 02:04 PM:

The HayKK is at it again.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-08-2009, 02:38 PM:

The March of the Volunteers for the annual Burning Man Festival.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-08-2009, 09:00 PM:

Music: "In the Hall of the Mountain King" from Peer Gynt

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Hall_of_the_Mountain_King

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-08-2009, 11:53 PM:

The result of watching too many infomercials extolling the wonders of Acme Hair Tonic.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-09-2009, 04:19 PM:

Another wildcat strike staged by Wicker Mans' Local 110.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-10-2009, 03:19 AM:

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 07-10-2009, 04:14 AM:

Auditions for the remake of Total Recall are not going well

Posted by Jonathan Worthing (Member # 803) on 07-10-2009, 09:30 AM:

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-10-2009, 10:37 AM:

Osama Bin Laden frets about all the weight he has gained over the past several years of being stuck hiding in the bunker.

Posted by Fred Georges (Member # 505) on 07-10-2009, 12:43 PM:

"Dr.Patel, PLEASE transplant My most plentiful belly hair onto poor Tippys' hairless chest. It gets soooo cold in the desert at night!"

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-10-2009, 11:38 PM:

Dr. Evil's Middle Eastern twin.

Posted by Phil Hill (Member # 371) on 07-11-2009, 03:03 PM:

Fred's caption = really funny! [thumbsup]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-11-2009, 06:02 PM:

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-11-2009, 06:59 PM:

#6 is a good machine, it rarely eats quarters.

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-12-2009, 05:53 AM:

"I sure hope no-one realizes that bitch Debra Winger is in #4".

Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-12-2009, 12:35 PM:

Wonder Woman's night gig.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 07-12-2009, 01:27 PM:

Wonder Woman now offers fluff and fold service.

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-12-2009, 01:51 PM:

Cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry AND saving the world... She really IS Wonder Woman!

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-28-2009, 01:45 PM:

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 07-28-2009, 02:03 PM:

It's the new Sesame Street character, Tickle Me Psycho. One of his catchphrases is, "tickle me and find out which hand is holding the knife!"

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 07-28-2009, 03:17 PM:

I'm not sure about the color, Mom.

Posted by Robert John Jeromson (Member # 2559) on 07-28-2009, 09:59 PM:

Safe words today are "hmmmm, hmmmmf"

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 07-28-2009, 10:15 PM:

The local Knit'n'bitch club decided to go a bit more hardcore.

OR

Knit 1, Pearl 1, Whip 2

Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 08-11-2009, 10:17 PM:

It had been 15 days since the last photo in the 'Caption That Pic' thread...little wonder too as Brad had inadvertently omitted the arms when knitting his new sweater making new photos rather difficult to post.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 08-12-2009, 12:21 AM:

I think "Tickle Me Psycho" was probably a big hit and perhaps Brad is trying to patent or copyright it.
[Razz]

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 08-12-2009, 03:54 AM:

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-12-2009, 12:36 PM:

Now how the hell did Brad get into my computer's Gay Pride folder? I do have sexy legs though.. [Smile]

Posted by Jeremy Jorgenson (Member # 2989) on 08-12-2009, 06:59 PM:

(before Bobby can post it) Tickle me cycle?

Posted by Jarret Chessell (Member # 5077) on 08-14-2009, 09:45 PM:

Winner gets a jar of vaseline and a date with Bubba.

Posted by Jim Bedford (Member # 4) on 08-15-2009, 09:57 AM:

Phil competes in the Faux Soap Box Derby.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 08-15-2009, 02:26 PM:

Biker Jesse James' secret life...

Posted by System Notices (Member # 2357) on 05-21-2011, 01:11 PM:

It has been 643 days since the last post.

Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-21-2011, 01:11 PM:

Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-21-2011, 01:33 PM:

WINNING!

Posted by Robert Harrison (Member # 3202) on 05-21-2011, 06:00 PM:

Gee, so THAT'S why they call him "Crocodile" Dundee!