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Posted by Aaron Garman (Member # 1653) on 09-19-2009, 01:05 AM:

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

My favorite:

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

AJG

Posted by Alex Edwards (Member # 5413) on 09-19-2009, 09:38 AM:

Ha!

LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.

MILK: Uppity queer dies

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 09-19-2009, 12:54 PM:

THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE TAKING OF PELHAM 1 2 3: Civil servant insults and shoots foreigners.

STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded.

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

VERTIGO: Stalker drives woman to suicide.

LOL way too funny!!

Posted by Anslem Rayburn (Member # 1267) on 09-19-2009, 09:38 PM:

"TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum. "