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Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-25-2010, 05:20 PM:
 
Everyone knows the ridiculous extent the TSA is up to regarding "national security" with their new pornography and molesting procedures. I want to help spread this guy's story further to show how out of hand TSA's whole false-sense-of-security is getting.

TSA encounter at SAN

Apparently TSA also feels it should waste more of our tax dollars and start harassing us at other forms of transportation too!
link to story

quote:

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano hinted this week that the body scanners and "enhanced" pat-downs that have caused a ruckus at airports across the country could be coming to a train station, port or subway near you.

In an interview on "Charlie Rose" that aired Monday, Napolitano said terrorists will continue to seek vulnerabilities in the nation's transportation systems.

"I think the tighter we get on aviation, we have to also be thinking now about going on to mass transit or to trains or maritime," she said. "So what do we need to be doing to strengthen our protections there?"

Napolitano's comments came as outrage grows over what some call intrusive X-ray scans and pat-downs that the Transportation Security Administration has used to screen airline passengers.

The full-body scanners show a person's contours on a computer in a private room removed from security checkpoints. But critics say they amount to virtual strip searches. Some have complained that the new enhanced pat-downs are humiliating and intrusive, too.

TSA officials say the procedures are necessary to ward off terror attacks like the attempted bombing of a Detroit-bound plane last Christmas, allegedly by a Nigerian man who stashed explosives in his underwear.

And the procedures may be on the rise. Sen. Joe Lieberman, I-Conn., chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee, authored a bill in September that would allow testing of body scanners at certain federal buildings.

Despite attempts online to organize Thanksgiving travelers for a protest dubbed "National Opt-Out Day" on one of the busiest days of the year, very few passengers opted out of the full-body scans.

Napolitano has defended the screening procedures and criticized the protests.

"I really want to say, look, let's be realistic and use our common sense," she said last week, explaining that the screening technology has been in development since before the failed Christmas Day bombing attack last year.

"This is not about the government itself," she said. "We all have a role to play in security."

"And so I really regret some groups saying, 'Well, we don't want to be a part of that,'" she added. "I regret it because it's not what we're all about. What we're all about is shared responsibility."


TSA should be putting all of this wasted money into putting air marshalls on EVERY plane, not this nonsense.

HERE is a lovely video involving a child...

GOP representative Allen West of Florida is apparently the ONLY person who actually understands the reality of this whole bullshit...and I quote:

quote:
“There are two aspects of terrorism. One aspect of terrorism is to kill you. The other aspect of terrorism is to create a disruption of your lifestyle through fear and intimidation," he tells the newspaper. "So they have still won, even though the underwear bomber was not successful in killing us. They have still won." West favors profiling likely terrorists at airports instead.
Link to quote

Don't you feel safer now?
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 11-25-2010, 06:22 PM:
 
The 4th Amendment of the Constitution of the USA specifically prohibits the government (and the TSA is a US government agency) from Stop and Frisk and unwarranted search and seizures.

Now our incompetent Supreme Court (that now allows corporations to have virtual citizen rights like free-speech...yet meet no other form of "person") has neutered the 4th amendment in the past on such things as sobriety checkpoints...which are absolutely stop in frisk, by definition. However, I'm not aware of any TSA challenges though it should happen and I'm sure our ACLU will get it to the court some time.

Ron Paul also has introduced legislation to limit the TSA in this sort of thing.

There can be no question, the TSA has become part of the very terrorist that we abhor in the name of anti-terrorism. The ACLU needs to get some better lawyers and win this thing in the Supreme Court.
 
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-25-2010, 06:59 PM:
 
Re the video involving the 3yo girl: That James Marchand douche must be a child molester....I love the line about how the agents should "try to find a way to make it like a game"...

These fuckheads are out of control....

If any agent EVER did what they did to that little girl to any of my kids they would have a serious problem on their hands.

This country has gone to hell and keeps sinking deeper.
 
Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 11-25-2010, 07:01 PM:
 
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-25-2010, 07:37 PM:
 
quote: Tony Bandiera Jr
If any agent EVER did what they did to that little girl to any of my kids they would have a serious problem on their hands.
HAHAHAHA! Yeah right. If you so much as raised your voice to them they would cart you off and you'd probably lose your kid (at least temporarily) in the process. I do agree they shouldn't have to "enhanced screen" kids, but what happens when some dork puts a bomb in a muslim kid's butt? You know they're probably going to try that sometime.

I agree this whole security thing is stupid and out of control, but I think we are stuck with it. Part of the problem is the vast majority of the traveling public figures that it makes them safer (even though it doesn't), so they're willing to put up with it.

To be perfectly fair, the guy in Brad's video was a smartass. To use the phrase "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested" was stupid. (1) The guy had already agreed to submit to the search, and (2) there's no way he could have somebody arrested for doing that patdown, whether or not they touch his junk, because the agent explained exactly what he was going to do. He should have just grinned and bore it.

Personally as an all-American male, I think the TSA should hire beautiful smiling women to do the patdowns. Then there would be a lineup to get searched.
 
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 11-25-2010, 07:39 PM:
 
The irony about the whole TSA thing is that it will actually _increase_ deaths, as people choose to drive instead of flying to their destinations, thus putting them at higher risk of death than if they had flown.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-25-2010, 08:31 PM:
 
quote: Mike Blakesley
I do agree they shouldn't have to "enhanced screen" kids, but what happens when some dork puts a bomb in a muslim kid's butt? You know they're probably going to try that sometime.
That's more of the core problem than I think people realize. TSA has shown that they will put on a show to make people THINK they are somehow safer, when in reality they just go through their routine and wait for the next person to smuggle a bomb or something through in a different manner than before, then change their practices to prevent that from happening again.

The rectum is about the only place they aren't checking anymore, so it goes without saying that WILL be how the next bomb gets through. Once that happens, everyone will have to endure a TSA goon's finger up their hole for "national safety". [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-25-2010, 09:50 PM:
 
I have long said that the terrorists have won, just not in the way we thought they would. We have given up a lot of liberties and the terrorists are loving this. The latest bomb-in-a-package scare has made it more difficult to do business with other countries. For example, you can't import anything weighing more than 16 ounces from Japan as a result of this. This strikes right at capitalism. The terrorists have won and we have lost because we are a bunch of pussies. The TSA lets bad people on planes all the time, even ones who are on the NoFly list. If the security procedures that they provide make you feel safe, then you have a false sense of security or are downright stupid.

A few days ago on a flight to Denver some guy kept getting up and going to the bathroom because he had a medical condition. This freaked out some of the idiot passengers and they complained. The plane was searched top to bottom before anyone was allowed off and the man in question was escorted off and questioned. The pussification of America continues.
 
Posted by Jonathan Smith (Member # 5609) on 11-25-2010, 09:58 PM:
 
I see nothing but a big long list of gripes on here (with the exception of Air Marshals on every flight and stealing the Israeli Airport security manual). . .

Anyone care to suggest an intelligent SOLUTION to this problem instead of the usual gripes how the end of the world is nigh?

Air Marshals probably wouldn't be much of a solution to a bomb on a plane. At that point it is too late. I think the real problem with airport security is that they're in bed with some big government security contractors and tech suppliers. Wouldn't surprise me if some of the buddies of the top dogs in the TSA are former military with connections to the same companies.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-25-2010, 10:22 PM:
 
You shouldn't be one to talk because you aren't coming up with anything usable.

I believe air marshals are already on each flight and armed. They travel incognito. But put it into perspective... yes, losing 3000 people in a terrorist act is bad and we should actively try to avoid having that happen again. But how many people die on highways each year? Far more. Also, anyone could drive their vehicle into a crowded space and kill bunches of people and even have the car blow up. But we don't have a government agency screening drivers every time they get into the car. Safety is only an illusion, good sir.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-25-2010, 10:25 PM:
 
Jonathan - you're not getting it. There is no solution because there is no problem. The TSA is a "solution" to a problem that does not exist.

Think about what happened every time there's been a terror threat to a plane. (Bomb or whatever.) The TSA had absolutely nothing to do with catching any of those people. It was ordinary citizens, or security in other countries, that did the dirty work. The TSA has done nothing but scare people, intimidate people, and confiscate a bunch of bottled water and nail clippers, not to mention tons of "weapons" like nail files and pocket knives that were never intended to be used as weapons.

All the TSA does is react to things that have happened, with the assumption that the same thing is going to happen again. But in reality the terrorists keep moving on to new things. How many more underwear bombers were there after the first guy? None. How many shoe bombers? None. How many guys trying to hijack a plane with boxcutters? None.

Even so, we're stuck with what we have, because no way is the government going to say "OK, everyone...we realize that this multi-billion dollar agency we created is completely impotent and unnecessary, so we're going back to the good old days of simple metal detectors, and by the way you can keep your shoes on too."

Joe's right on the money on this. We're just lucky there are plenty of brave non-pussies on every plane who will thwart any nonsense that happens. But they're probably not going to have much to do, because the terrorists are moving on. Me, I expect them to hit a non-flying target next time. Probably a shopping mall or a sports arena, or (most likely) the Internet.

Or who says they have to get a bomb ON a plane? Why not just walk into an airport lobby and set something off in the "non sterile area?" That could kill hundreds of people right there. So eventually the security checkpoint will probably be about 5 miles from the airport, and you'll have to get out of your car to be searched. And have the car searched too.
 
Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 11-25-2010, 10:35 PM:
 
I have been blogging on some sites since this whole ridiculous war on terror how government is ruling by fear. I was hoping Obama's people would put an end to the nonsense we endured for years, but Janet Neopolitan is content with letting things continue in the same crappy way. She needs to be fired. Meanwhile Chertoff is making lots of money on security related businesses. HOw is that not a conflict of interest? At least they are not doing that whole orange alert nonsense to scare people into submission.

As others have said, the terrorists have already won when we have to suffer through air travel. It may not be a big deal for once a year travelers. But for people like me who travel at least once a month, this is terrible. People need to realize that there is no such thing as 100% safety.

The liquids rule is one of the dumbest rules out there. What is going to prevent three terrorists from combining a few 3 oz liquids into one 9 oz liquid past the security checkpoint? So what good is that limitation?

Shouldn't they concentrate on having some kind of safe sleeping gas knock out the terrorists if they do manage to take control of the plane? Pilots can secure the cockpit and just press a button that would release an odorless gas. Let's go back to common sense strategic screening. And let's face it. Until proven otherwise, no point in spending so much money securing an omaha-Boise flight.
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 11-25-2010, 10:41 PM:
 
Given the TSA or the bombers...I'll take my chances with the terrorists/bombers. Think about what has been said right here on this forum. If Tony so much as raised his voice (1st amendment right) he would be carted away and his kid taken away (even temporarily)...

That is the USA? Isn't that the depiction of how the KGB and other communist organizations have been historically presented?

Where, in the US Constitution, does using air travel somehow terminate one's rights? Enough is enough.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-25-2010, 10:54 PM:
 
The ONE smart thing that has been done is the "hardened" cockpit doors. With those in place, there's pretty much no way a 9/11 scenario could happen again. So there's another reason why all the searching is mostly just "security theater." Put on a show for the folks. (Trouble is, it's a lousy show and too expensive...and people gripe about $10 movie tickets!)
 
Posted by Jonathan Smith (Member # 5609) on 11-25-2010, 11:06 PM:
 
So the TSA and airport screenings are best just done away with?

To be fair, airport screening DID catch the shoe bomber. What chaps my ass is that this "response" to the underwear bomber will have no effect on future attempts of this nature. . . He boarded the plane in Nigeria, far far away from strip searches and nudie body scanners.
 
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 11-25-2010, 11:44 PM:
 
quote: Mike Blakesley
There is no solution because there is no problem. The TSA is a "solution" to a problem that does not exist.

Exactly. This whole TSA mess is the real-life example of closing the barn door after the horse has run away.

quote: Mike Blakesley
The TSA has done nothing but scare people, intimidate people, and confiscate a bunch of bottled water and nail clippers, not to mention tons of "weapons" like nail files and pocket knives that were never intended to be used as weapons
True story: A friend of my landlord is an FBI agent, and every time he flies the TSA confiscates his nail clippers, yet he is able to board the plane...carrying his LOADED gun!! OK, someone tell me the logic of this..if anyone's gonna commit a crime, and had the choice of using nail clippers or their legal, permit issued handgun, which one would they be likely to use? I told my landlord to tell this guy to get the head of the FBI issue a letter authorizing him to carry those nail clippers and see how the stooges of the TSA react to that!

quote: Steve Guttag
Given the TSA or the bombers...I'll take my chances with the terrorists/bombers. Think about what has been said right here on this forum. If Tony so much as raised his voice (1st amendment right) he would be carted away and his kid taken away (even temporarily)...

That is the USA? Isn't that the depiction of how the KGB and other communist organizations have been historically presented?

Where, in the US Constitution, does using air travel somehow terminate one's rights? Enough is enough.

I agree 100% with Steve. That is why I will not, under the current climate, ever fly anywhere again. I'll drive and to hell with the TSA and their KGB tactics and attitude.

quote: Jonathan Smith
So the TSA and airport screenings are best just done away with?

Absolutely. Go back to the metal detectors and be done with it. Air travel survived for many years before the TSA and unless the TSA keeps running things, it will survive into the future.

quote: Joe Redifer
The pussification of America continues. AND: Safety is only an illusion, good sir.


My vote for quotes of the year. [thumbsup]

And for those who don't know it, I live within 3 miles of LA Airport, and two of the tenants in my building work at the airport. They have horror stories aplenty since this whole debacle started.
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 11-25-2010, 11:55 PM:
 
quote: Steve Guttag
However, I'm not aware of any TSA challenges though it should happen and I'm sure our ACLU will get it to the court some time.
For what it is worth, it has been official ACLU policy since about 1969 the airport inspections are unconstitutional. They've just never found a court to agree with them. And, at least up until now, this was one of the policies anti-ACLU types would point to to "prove" how radical they are.

It is amusing that after the loss of habeus corpus, warrentless wiretapping, gov't sanctioned assassinations of American citizens, the PATRIOT act, etc, it is an airport search that finally gets the American public riled up.

So if you'd like to sign the ACLU's petition, here it is:
ACLU Airport Petition
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-26-2010, 01:45 AM:
 
quote: Jonathan Smith
To be fair, airport screening DID catch the shoe bomber.
Uh, no they didn't. He was trying to light his shoes on fire on the plane mid-flight. One of many links that will confirm this.

If anything, it's other countries that need to step up their security for their inbound flights and whatnot to the US.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-26-2010, 02:08 AM:
 
Oh Mike, I'm going to have to quote you a bunch here.

quote: Mike Blakesley
The TSA is a "solution" to a problem that does not exist.
That is the best definition I think I've heard.

quote: Mike Blakesley
The TSA has done nothing but scare people, intimidate people, and confiscate a bunch of bottled water and nail clippers, not to mention tons of "weapons" like nail files and pocket knives that were never intended to be used as weapons.
And yet the most obvious weapon is permitted without question on every plane. Put your set of keys in your hand. (Make sure there are several on the chain.) Now grasp all but one of the keys in the palm of your hand to get a really good grip, and position the sharpest, most evil key you have between your first and second finger, as close to your knuckles as possible and pointing outward (Medeco keys are awesome for this). At this point all you have to do is take a swing.

TSA could not be more ignorant. [Roll Eyes]

quote: Mike Blakesley
All the TSA does is react to things that have happened, with the assumption that the same thing is going to happen again.
Like I said, coming soon...anal probes! I could actually see a terrorist smuggling something explosive up their ass and intentionally getting caught, just to make us Americans suffer every time they go through TSA in the future. (Sadly I'm not joking. It's just a matter of time.)

quote: Mike Blakesley
no way is the government going to say "OK, everyone...we realize that this multi-billion dollar agency we created is completely impotent and unnecessary
Don't forget the loss of jobs if TSA was removed from the equation. In fact now they want to do buses, trains and such to EXPAND!

I guess this is all good news for perverts and child molesters, of which this will now be their #1 targeted job to apply for. After all with the brainwashed child suicide bombers, we MUST check every inch of these kid's underage bodies for national security, and what could be better than to get government immunity AND a paycheck to get your kicks? (That's sarcasm about the kids, but serious regarding the perverts and child molesters.)

quote: Mike Blakesley
Or who says they have to get a bomb ON a plane?
Damn good point, but why do it there? Do it at a major sporting event, like the super bowl! Uh oh, I may have just created more TSA jobs by the mere mention!!!

quote: Pravin Ratnam
Shouldn't they concentrate on having some kind of safe sleeping gas knock out the terrorists if they do manage to take control of the plane?
That's a solid idea there and one that wouldn't be too difficult to deploy, but it makes sense, so it will never happen with the asshats that are currently running the TSA.

I don't appreciate being treated like a criminal just for wanting to get to a far away place faster than driving.
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 11-26-2010, 02:17 AM:
 
The most ridiculous part is the total lack of security with regard to air cargo. I can go drop something off without showing any identification, using someone else's "TSA known shipper number" at any air cargo facility in the country and have it loaded on an airplane with the passengers.

Granted, I'm not sure exactly what is done to screen the cargo, but this seems rather lax given the passenger climate.
 
Posted by Richard Hamilton (Member # 321) on 11-26-2010, 08:42 AM:
 
I've said it before, TSA sucks ass! Next time I fly, I think I'll wrap a cucumber in my pants with aluminum foil, Spinal Tap style!

One trip, I was traveling with my wife and 2 kids. I was holding my 1 year old son and my daughter was in a stroller. When they started boarding the flight, they said elderly and people with kids could board first. We were the only ones,and the first to board. At the gate, they said they needed to search me (they said Random search). I'm not sure how many times I said "you're fucking kidding me?" My wife had to carry our son and push a stroller down the ramp, then check the stroller, and get the kids seated while I was being searched behind a screen out of sight of the passengers at the gate.

They found a miniature screwdriver (for my glasses), about 2 inches long in my camera bag. They took it because they said it could be a weapon. I responded, "you're fucking kidding me?" " I could do more damage with this pencil"
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-26-2010, 09:49 AM:
 
When you think about it, just about anything can be used for a weapon. As Brad mentioned, keys for sure; but what about a pen or pencil? A thick book? A laptop computer? A cane? Even a belt with a heavy metal buckle could do a lot of damage.

I guess we should feel lucky they allow us to carry ANYTHING on the planes.
 
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 11-26-2010, 10:06 AM:
 
How about we look for terrorists?

I think Archie Bunker had the right idea.
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 11-26-2010, 10:39 AM:
 
The other side of this argument is that these TSA policies not only harm the public, but the airline industry as a whole. Who loses out when someone gets fed up with the TSA search policies? The airlines lose their customers over it.

I've heard some conspiracy theories bantered about that this is all an elaborate scheme to put the airline industry in a financial bind so the government can take over the industry, not unlike the GM thing.

I, however, think it's nothing more than stupid measures employed by stupid people, and accepted by the sheep that are the American public.
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 11-26-2010, 10:44 AM:
 
As no one has mentioned it so far, there's a phrase for this going viral:

Gate Rape

pass it on
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 11-26-2010, 10:53 AM:
 
The other joke I've heard about it is ... the next generation of kids won't grow up playing "doctor", they'll grow up playing "TSA"
 
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 11-26-2010, 11:02 AM:
 
The American President (1995)

quote: (Emphasis added)

SHEPHERD
(continuing)
I've known Bob
Rumson for years. I've been operating
under the assumption that the reason
Bob devotes so much time and energy to
shouting at the rain was that he simply
didn't get it. Well, I was wrong.

SHEPHERD
(continuing)
Bob's problem isn't that he doesn't
get it. Bob's problem is that he
can't sell it. Nobody has ever won
an election by talking about what I
was just talking about.

SHEPHERD
(continuing)
This is a country made up of people
with hard jobs that they're terrified
of losing. The roots of freedom are
of little or no interest to them at
the moment. We are a nation afraid
to go out at night. We're a society
that has assigned low priority to
education and has looked the other
way while our public schools have
been decimated. We have serious
problems to solve, and we need
serious men to solve them. And
whatever your particular problem is,
friend, I promise you, Bob Rumson is
not the least bit interested in
solving it. He is interested in two
things and two things only: Making
you afraid of it and telling you
who's to blame for it. That, ladies
and gentlemen, is how you win
elections.
You gather a group of
middle-aged, middle-class, middle-
income voters who remember with
longing an easier time, and you talk
to them about family and American
values and personal character. Then
you have an old photo of the
President's girlfriend. You scream
about patriotism and you tell them
she's to blame for their lot in life,
you go on television and you call her
a whore. Sydney Ellen Wade has done
nothing to you, Bob. She has done
nothing but put herself through law
school, prosecute criminals for five
years, represent the interests of
public school teachers for two years,
and lobby for the safety of our
natural resources.



 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 11-26-2010, 11:34 AM:
 
1) There hasn't been adequate testing to show that these backscatter xray machines are safe for being used by people, especially by those that are frequent travelers or by children.

2) They also say the scans are no problem because it is not possible for the images to be stored... and yet there have been pictures leaked on the internet of images that were, in fact, copied off these types of machines.

3) The TSA agents are totally untrained. There've been reports that many supervisors get so swamped with required training video junk that they aren't given time/money to administer that they just tell the workers to sign that they did training they know they didn't.

4) With them being untrained, I saw a report of a guy who had bladder cancer requesting a private screening, since he was embarassed about his ostomy bag. When he attempted to tell the agents about his condition, they told him they didn't need to know his medical stuff. So in the end, they broke the seal to his bag, causing him to have his pants dripping wet with urine and didn't even bother apologizing. The guy had to do his whole flight with piss in his pants since his extra clothes were in the plane's belly.

Though I was surprised that at the Houston international airport, they had these scanners and all they did was send me through the metal detector.
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 11-26-2010, 11:36 AM:
 
Also, FWIW, I've flown out of Atlanta about a dozen times since the millimeter wave scanners were installed, and the only time I've been through it was when I set off the metal detector cause of a key I inadvertently left in my pocket. It seems to be a "secondary screening" tactic. When I go through the detectors without an alarm, I have not been subjected to the millimeter wave scan or an intrusive pat down.
 
Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 11-26-2010, 02:01 PM:
 
I would think bomb sniffing dogs would be a better alternative.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-26-2010, 03:52 PM:
 
quote: James Westbrook
I would think bomb sniffing dogs would be a better alternative.
Then there would be complaints from animal rights activists and also from people who are allergic to, or scared of, dogs.

It's a no-win situation. We're just screwed.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-26-2010, 05:12 PM:
 
I will have to say though, in the interest of fairness, that the TSA folks I have encountered have been pleasant and "firmly courteous." Mostly when they've seemed grouchy it's because they're trying to deal with 2 or 3 people at the same time.

The ones in Billings, Montana are downright folksy. "How ya doin' today? Just need to check that ID. Chilly out there this morning, isn't it? Thanks, have a great flight!"
 
Posted by Greg Anderson (Member # 235) on 11-26-2010, 07:35 PM:
 
I haven't traveled by air for 3 years but then, this month, I took two trips for work. After leaving home the second time I arrived at my motel and unpacked some things. I found this card (actual size about 8.5 inches by 3.5 inches) inside the case that I'd used to pack a tripod and three small light stands.

 -

The good news is that whatever they disturbed was repacked the same way I originally packed it. But I really don't know why they thought a tripod and light stands were suspicious. There's nothing explosive about them and nothing dangerous when they're in checked baggage. All this shows me is that they aren't using any common sense when they decide what to inspect or who to frisk. And I feel soooo safe knowing that tripods are examined.
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 11-26-2010, 09:23 PM:
 
quote: Greg Anderson
All this shows me is that they aren't using any common sense when they decide what to inspect or who to frisk.
If it is truly a random search (as they claim), no common sense should be involved.
 
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 11-26-2010, 10:29 PM:
 
Like I said, how about we look for terrorists? Five year old kids and old men in wheel chairs don't look like terrorists to anyone with common sense.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 11-27-2010, 02:24 AM:
 
A great Christmas gift for this holiday season

BTW, how often DO they change those blue gloves? I've never seen a box of them at a TSA checkpoint.
 
Posted by Greg Anderson (Member # 235) on 11-27-2010, 10:50 AM:
 
If "random" searches make us feel safer (I'm still trying to process the logic there) then maybe the Department of Homeland Security can start randomly seizing Internet domains to make the Internet safer.

Relevant news article about piracy and domain seizers

One day maybe I'll go to Film-Tech and see a nice, official-looking shut-down notice from the government. [Smile]

Granted, illegal = illegal. But I thought the FBI was supposed to take care of this stuff. Who said that Homeland Security has more power to seize than the FBI? And who said that kids downloading movies falls under "Homeland Security" worries?
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 11-27-2010, 11:11 AM:
 
quote: Greg Anderson
Who said that Homeland Security has more power to seize than the FBI?
I'm guessing Homeland Security Act of 2002 but at 187 pages, you're on your own [evil]
 
Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 11-27-2010, 11:12 AM:
 
Homeland Security would do much better worrying about shutting down web sites where "kids" download movies that radicalize them and then teach them how to blow themselves up at a crowded location in search of 79 virgins. THAT might actually be a government seizure that I could get behind.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-29-2010, 07:19 PM:
 
Man arrested for ejaculating during TSA pat-down
 
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 11-29-2010, 07:36 PM:
 
What was he supposed to do? Say stop? Stop them? He would have been thrown to the ground anyway for resisting for some reason.

How stupid.
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 11-29-2010, 08:40 PM:
 
There is definitely a cause/effect relationship here.

Anyone notice the TSA agent's name? Even more fitting.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 11-29-2010, 08:58 PM:
 
I know. Makes me wonder if this is real, but it's from a site called "deadserious" so they are probably serious.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 11-29-2010, 10:44 PM:
 
I don't know. The last line of that story almost shouts 'The Onion.'
 
Posted by Steven J Hart (Member # 2340) on 12-01-2010, 08:35 AM:
 
I wonder a little about the authenticity of the "ejaculation story" especially when i noticed that the second photo down in Brad's link to the 4th amendment wear site is exactly the same as the photo accompanying the "ejaculation story"
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 12-01-2010, 08:45 AM:
 
I'm going with fake.
quote:
Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco
"Percy" ?
"Cummings"?
"Interior Designer"?
"San Francisco"?

How many clues and cliches do you need?

On the other hand, if it is real...Kismet! [Wink]
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 12-01-2010, 11:16 AM:
 
fwiw: Many government agencies are exempt from the Constitution: FAA (old age 60 rule) TSA (obvious)

"Agency" or "Commission" or "Service" is usually a givaway. The IRS, in fact, was too tough so new laws were enacted 10 or 12 years ago to give taxpayers a few more rights.

Note that overseas, gnenerally the airlines themselves do the x-raying. Louis
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 12-01-2010, 02:46 PM:
 
quote: Louis Bornwasser
fwiw: Many government agencies are exempt from the Constitution: FAA (old age 60 rule) TSA (obvious)
Was this a bait? NO GOVERNMENT AGENCY is exempt from the Constitution. In fact, the Constitution is there specifically FOR THEM. The constitution does not restrict people, it restricts government...that IS its purpose. Laws restrict people...providing they fall within the constitution.

It was the 16th Amendment that ALLOWED federal income tax and its passage was one of a war time movement to raise money...its passage was also not one of the most clean amendments by any stretch. Note too, it is CONGRESS that is given the permission to lay AND COLLECT taxes...not the executive branch...which the IRS works from...which brings up other Constitution issues. The separation of powers should prohibit the IRS from acting on the behalf of the Congress. Either that or have Congress form an entity to collect the taxes. It all gets complicated...particularly if you actually PLAY BY THE RULES.

-Steve
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-01-2010, 03:39 PM:
 
quote: Steven J Hart
noticed that the second photo down in Brad's link to the 4th amendment wear site is exactly the same as the photo accompanying the "ejaculation story"
That's a stock photo for all things TSA these days, it seems. I see it everywhere. But the site is "deadseriousnews". It's not "thisisabigjokenews". So it MUST be real. [Smile]
 
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 12-01-2010, 03:55 PM:
 
What Steve said.
 
Posted by Jim Ziegler (Member # 86) on 12-03-2010, 08:47 PM:
 
quote: Steve Guttag
The 4th Amendment of the Constitution of the USA specifically prohibits the government (and the TSA is a US government agency) from Stop and Frisk and unwarranted search and seizures.
Steve, while they may be annoying, there is no 4th Amendment or other Constitutional violation in the TSA's screening activities. Under law these are considered to be voluntary searches. By passing though their checkpoint you are giving your consent to be searched. If you do not want to be searched, you don't have to go through their checkpoint. Additionally, you have no Constitutional right to fly on commercial aircraft, so the requirement that you pass through their checkpoint to do so also does not violate the Constitution.

BTW, the 4th Amendment protects you against "unreasonable" searches and seizures, not "unwarranted." In matters of law the semantics are important, and the concept of "reasonableness" is important in may aspects of criminal and constitutional law. Checking people for weapons before boarding an aircraft is clearly reasonable, so even if there was some circumstance where the search was not voluntary, it would likely pass muster as far as the 4th Amendment is concerned. There are many other circumstances where warrantless searches are allowed because they are "reasonable."

The issue with the TSA is not a legal one, but rather a public relations one. TSA's stock answer to legitimate questions about its policies and procedures are little more than "we did it because we can." TSA has failed to convince the American people that the scanners are safe, and, instead, have tired to make the pat downs so intrusive that people think twice about opting out. TSA agents are poorly trained, overreact to the slightest provocation, frequently display poor judgement, and, as an agency, it behaves as a petulant child. Most of the videos and such that you see out there are the product of someone going in with the intention of baiting a TSA officer into doing something stupid, and these officers most willingly oblige.

Overall, if you want to fix the TSA you must replace the leadership of both the agency and DHS with people who understand the basics of community policing and how to work in partnership with the citizens.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 12-04-2010, 12:31 AM:
 
quote: Jim Ziegler
If you do not want to be searched, you don't have to go through their checkpoint.
If you refuse to go through the scanner and patdown, you aren't allowed to leave the premises, will be detained and questioned by TSA officers, and fined up to $11,000. It's not entirely voluntary when it has the threat of force behind it.
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 12-04-2010, 12:23 PM:
 
quote: Jim Ziegler
Steve, while they may be annoying, there is no 4th Amendment or other Constitutional violation in the TSA's screening activities. Under law these are considered to be voluntary searches. By passing though their checkpoint you are giving your consent to be searched.
And your Constitutional law comes from? You don't loose Constitutional rights except by due-process...that is about it. Only the government would want you to "think" you have consented to give up your rights voluntarily...something you really can't do with respect to the government. Otherwise, every law would be written such that you would have to yield on your rights. The constitution is there to specifically put restrictions on what the federal government can do. The TSA, unlike many of the previous forms of airport security...are a part of the federal government and can not in any way shape or form, side step the constitution.

As to unwarranted searches and seizures...perhaps a poor choice of paraphrasing by me...the actual text does read:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Note, there is no provision for waiving the right too.

What constitutes a "reasonable" search? Normally, it requires a warrant if one is to enter into one's home or person. However, it can also be "probable cause" where a police officer or like person observes the situation that leads to search. In the case of an airport...one would think a "metal detector" going off would give probable cause but not the mere presence of wanting to fly on a plane. If you read probable cause cases, you will find often the the decision is a balance of the "PERCEIVED" invasion of privacy versus the potential harm from the lack of search. Since perception is involved, it leads to MANY court cases because it requires judges to make judgement calls about the legitimacy of the probable cause/warrant.

The fact remains, stop and frisk is unconstitutional. Those that are to be stopped/frisked by any federal or local government (or even private entities operating on the government's behalf) are bound by the 4th amendment. They are not to have a blanket search but a targeted one based on probable cause.

quote: Jim Ziegler
Checking people for weapons before boarding an aircraft is clearly reasonable, so even if there was some circumstance where the search was not voluntary, it would likely pass muster as far as the 4th Amendment is concerned.
Actually...that too is debatable and clearly a 2nd amendment issue. Though being on a private plane where the plane's owner/operator does not want your gun on is another issue all together. The pilot can have a gun.

quote: Jim Ziegler
The issue with the TSA is not a legal one
I firmly disagree with you. It is both, in my opinion.

When you set up a situation where there is little oversight or repercussions...then well yeah, it will run out of control.

This is one that is going to get settled in the Supreme Court. Unfortunately, with some recent court rulings, they seem to have been rather poor in their results (witness the recount of Florida's 2000 presidential race, campaign contributions by corporations to influence the government).

quote: Jim Ziegler
Additionally, you have no Constitutional right to fly on commercial aircraft
Oh really? That is between me and the commercial aircraft company as a business transaction. If you are referring to the Constitution not specifically specifying air travel as a means of liberty...check the 9th amendment out. Just because something is not called out in the constitution does not mean that you don't have a right to it.

Fear not...if things were cut and dried about the law/rights...we wouldn't have the busiest court systems in the world.

-Steve
 
Posted by Jim Ziegler (Member # 86) on 12-04-2010, 10:17 PM:
 
quote: Chris Slycord
If you refuse to go through the scanner and patdown, you aren't allowed to leave the premises, will be detained and questioned by TSA officers, and fined up to $11,000. It's not entirely voluntary when it has the threat of force behind it.
You have a choice as to whether or not you are going to enter the secured area. Once you have voluntarily entered, you have consented, for the purposes of law, to the search. Why is it this way? Because if it was not you would have potential terrorists trying to get contraband in and then backing out of the search if they thought they might get caught.

quote: Steve Guttag
And your Constitutional law comes from?
The numerous Constitutional law classes I had to take in college while I was earning my Bachelors in Criminal Justice. We spent more time on search and seizure issues than any other topic.

quote: Steve Guttag
You don't loose Constitutional rights except by due-process
Yes, you do. You can waive many rights. I.e. you have the right to remain silent, but you can waive that right by talking. You have the right to an attorney, but you can waive that right by refusing one. You have the right to a jury trial for serious offenses, but you can waive that right by requesting a bench trial - or just waive the trial altogether by pleading guilty. You have the right to not have your home searched without a warrant, but you can waive that right by consenting to a warrantless search. And, you have the right to not be patted down by a TSA agent, but you can waive that right by going through their checkpoint.

quote: Steve Guttag
What constitutes a "reasonable" search? Normally, it requires a warrant if one is to enter into one's home or person. However, it can also be "probable cause" where a police officer or like person observes the situation that leads to search.
Don't forget these exceptions to the warrant requirements:

Exigent circumstances (United States v. Cephas, et al)
Search incident to arrest (Arizona v. Gant)
Stop and frisk (Terry v. Ohio)
Plain view (United States v. Lee (1927) et al)
Vehicles (Carroll v. United States)
Inventory searches (Michigan v. Thomas)
Open fields (Hester v. United States)

There are several other exceptions to the warrant requirement, but you get the point. The key word in the amendment is "unreasonable."

quote: Steve Guttag
If you read probable cause cases, you will find often the the decision is a balance of the "PERCEIVED" invasion of privacy versus the potential harm from the lack of search.
The potential harm from lack of search of passengers on aircraft can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mz0_x7313I

quote: Steve Guttag
The fact remains, stop and frisk is unconstitutional.
A police officer conducting a stop and frisk is perfectly legal as long as the guidelines in Terry v. Ohio are followed. For TSA, again, you are consenting to the search as a condition of boarding a commercial aircraft. If you do not want to be searched, don't go through their line.

quote: Steve Guttag
Though being on a private plane where the plane's owner/operator does not want your gun on is another issue all together. The pilot can have a gun.
The Federal Government is well within it's Constitutional authority to regulate commercial air travel.

quote: Steve Guttag
Just because something is not called out in the constitution does not mean that you don't have a right to it.
And just because something is not spelled out in the Constitution does not mean the Federal Government cannot regulate it. The interstate commerce clause and the necessary and proper clause in Article 1 Section 8 gives the Congress wide latitude. To suggest that the founders would have not wanted federal regulation of aviation, given the significant impact it can have on public safety, is absurd.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 12-04-2010, 11:56 PM:
 
quote: Jim Ziegler
You have a choice as to whether or not you are going to enter the secured area. Once you have voluntarily entered, you have consented, for the purposes of law, to the search.
If I haven't been searched yet, then I have demonstrably not entered the secured area, be it done voluntarily or not. The secured area is everything after the searches, not before it.
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 12-05-2010, 10:52 AM:
 
quote: Jim Ziegler
Yes, you do. You can waive many rights. I.e. you have the right to remain silent, but you can waive that right by talking. You have the right to an attorney, but you can waive that right by refusing one. You have the right to a jury trial for serious offenses, but you can waive that right by requesting a bench trial - or just waive the trial altogether by pleading guilty. You have the right to not have your home searched without a warrant, but you can waive that right by consenting to a warrantless search. And, you have the right to not be patted down by a TSA agent, but you can waive that right by going through their checkpoint.
Oh come on, you are better than that. One can choose to not exercise their rights but can just as quickly return to their use. i.e. you can waive your 5th amendment right answer questions...but just as quickly reinstate that right and refuse further questioning. It isn't like you've surrendered those rights for the duration.

quote: Jim Ziegler
Because if it was not you would have potential terrorists trying to get contraband in and then backing out of the search if they thought they might get caught.
Oops...so in this instance one can not retain their rights? Losing ones rights requires due process...I think your theory of merely walking into an airport as a voluntary waiving of one's rights is wrong.

There are far more robberies than skyjackings...yet the government can not say you waive your rights by walking down the sidewalk so the police, without probable cause can frisk you. The same holds for the public access of an airport.

quote: Jim Ziegler
The potential harm from lack of search of passengers on aircraft can be found here
Yes, that is indeed potential harm...yet as horrific as 9/11 was, the number of fatalities in that day pale in comparison to other forms of fatality. The amount of time wasted, the amount of "caught" items versus non makes the TSA security fall, for most, in my opinion fall outside of the reasonableness. The amount of time spent, the intrusion into innocent citizens' lives versus the benefit is rather great. In a similar case that has made it to the supreme court involving sobriety checkpoints, key points that were brought up were the number of fatalities of drunken driving, the detained time (25-seconds) and the percentage of people caught (2 out of 125). If you compare the stop and frisk at airports, you have a far longer detention, far fewer fatalities and a FAR FAR fewer caught versus frisked.

quote: Jim Ziegler
A police officer conducting a stop and frisk is perfectly legal as long as the guidelines in Terry v. Ohio are followed.
Which requires that a police officer has "reasonable suspicion"...such as a prisoner can be frisked for weapons to ensure the police officer's life is not in danger. By the nature of the "random" search, there is NO reasonable suspicion. However, if one walks through a metal detector and sets it off, one could at least see "reasonable suspicion" or even a higher standard of "probable cause" Note, in the Terry V Ohio involved a case where the police officer observed clearly suspicious behavior (casing a store front over a period time). Is going to an airport to board a plane for which you bought a ticket suspicious activity? What is the percentage of people that do that versus those that do it with ill intent (for the purposes of terrorist acts while aboard the plane)? It is unreasonable.

Regulating air travel (how the industry operates) is different from regulating the free travel of the citizens of the USA...when evaluating the government's authority as it involves the private citizen always involves that the laws fall within the constitution. The nation was founded on the notion of liberty and freedom and to that end, to move about without hindrance. Just because air travel had not been invented yet does not make it a special case outside the bounds of the constitution.

quote: Jim Ziegler
To suggest that the founders would have not wanted federal regulation of aviation, given the significant impact it can have on public safety, is absurd.
To suggest that the founders would have tolerated the airport security check points is the absurd part...they lived through that sort of society. It was so important that the prevention of search and seizure was in the Bill of Rights and came in at #4. Right after free expression, keeping ones guns and keeping soldiers out of private homes except in times of war and even then as defined by law (the 3rd amendment often gets lost in the more flamboyant shuffle of the hot button ones but it, none-the-less, does give an insight to the mind set of how the constitution was formed as well as the bill of rights and what was on people's minds at that time)

This issue will get a ruling in the Supreme court sooner or later. I hesitate to say settled as the opinions on ones personal privacy seems to fluctuate with the times.

-Steve
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 12-05-2010, 11:44 AM:
 
Sadly, Steve, I am correct. That is why the FAA could (in the past) demand that no one over 60 could fly a commercial plane. (Recently it is raised to 65) Try that at your place of business! Many court cases, all with the same outcome. (The license is a privilege, etc.)

No, I am not a lawyer, but I did attend law school. No it isn't right, but it is happening. Louis
 
Posted by Martin McCaffery (Member # 37) on 12-05-2010, 12:05 PM:
 
When it is you vs a Gov't agency, especially a Law Enforcement Agency, your rights are only meaningful if you go to court. In the moment, everything they do is presumed to be legal and constitutional. You and walk away and/or get arrested and challenge them in court, but you ARE going to miss your flight, win or lose.
 
Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 12-05-2010, 12:28 PM:
 
A model I worked with this past summer forwarded this to me:

quote:
Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports:

Have a booth that you step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be win-win for everybody [well, except any potential terrorist, that is]. There would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and it would eliminate a long and costly trial. Justice would be quick.

Just imagine it: You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. A few seconds later an announcement comes over the PA: "Attention standby passengers, there is now a seat open on flight 4665... Maintenance, shop vac needed at booth 4."

Sounds like win-win to me!!!


 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-05-2010, 01:10 PM:
 
quote: Louis Bornwasser
That is why the FAA could (in the past) demand that no one over 60 could fly a commercial plane. (Recently it is raised to 65)
Is this actually enforced, and why? I would assume if it was a medical emergency they would waive that ruling, as I was on a plane a month ago with a woman who HAD to be in her 90s. My guess was she was being flown to a specialist for some sort of surgery, as they put her in the front row, first class seat and she had tubes for something or other hooked into her.

Still though, if the FAA is demanding that nobody over 65 fly, why can they not be intelligent and demand that nobody under 5 fly? Age can simply be determined by whether they can speak reasonably fluently, or something along those lines.
 
Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 12-05-2010, 01:30 PM:
 
Brad, I believe the rule is referring to the age of the pilots and cockpit crew, not the passengers.

I like the solution in John Lasher's quote!!
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 12-05-2010, 02:46 PM:
 
Brad....was that a SNL Gilda Radnor moment? The distinction on the pilot of a COMMERCIAL plane is that the passengers are putting their lives in the hands of a stranger. It isn't a Constitutional issue other than perhaps discrimination based on age. However, the FAA can probably produce statistical evidence about issues with elderly pilots.

-Steve
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-05-2010, 04:08 PM:
 
It was me reading too fast. [Roll Eyes]

That still doesn't excuse the issue of screaming babies that stare at me over the seat in front of me and slobber on my laptop.
 
Posted by Jim Ziegler (Member # 86) on 12-05-2010, 06:35 PM:
 
quote: Steve Guttag
One can choose to not exercise their rights but can just as quickly return to their use. i.e. you can waive your 5th amendment right answer questions...but just as quickly reinstate that right and refuse further questioning. It isn't like you've surrendered those rights for the duration.
That depends on the right. For example, once you have plead guilty, it is pretty difficult to rescind that plea. Again, Steve, the issue comes down to what is reasonable. Requiring someone to complete the screening process once they have started it is reasonable because allowing people to stop mid screening would allow someone trying to smuggle a weapon or explosive to stop screening if he thinks his item is about to be found. He can then go and hide it somewhere else and try again, and again, and again until he managed to get whatever it was onto the aircraft.

quote: Steve Guttag
Oops...so in this instance one can not retain their rights? Losing ones rights requires due process...I think your theory of merely walking into an airport as a voluntary waiving of one's rights is wrong.
Not walking into the airport, but starting the screening process. By doing so you are voluntarily waving your rights until the process is over. This is a pretty simple concept Steve.

quote: Steve Guttag
The amount of time wasted, the amount of "caught" items versus non makes the TSA security fall, for most, in my opinion fall outside of the reasonableness.
So you would prefer a wild west style free for all on commercial aircraft?

quote: Steve Guttag
In a similar case that has made it to the supreme court involving sobriety checkpoints, key points that were brought up were the number of fatalities of drunken driving, the detained time (25-seconds) and the percentage of people caught (2 out of 125). If you compare the stop and frisk at airports, you have a far longer detention, far fewer fatalities and a FAR FAR fewer caught versus frisked.

First, SCOTUS upheld checkpoints as legal. Second, you're comparison is absurd on it's face. One drunk driver cannot cause the level of death and destruction as one terrorist can. If your ideas on airport security were in practice, I doubt there would be a tall building left in this nation as crashing planes into them would become a daily event. The reason that we stopped having planes crashed into buildings is because we increased security - both at the passenger level and higher.

Do you really think the terrorists were done after 9/11?

quote: Steve Guttag
Is going to an airport to board a plane for which you bought a ticket suspicious activity?
Flying on a commercial airliner not a constitutionally protected activity, Steve. The difference between a Terry stop in the street and airport security is that the Terry stop you are randomly stopped and searched, which is why the reasonable suspicion standard is in place. With airport security, being screened is a requirement to get onto the aircraft. You don't want to get screened? Take a bus. Again, this is a simple concept that you are refusing to see.

quote: Steve Guttag
Regulating air travel (how the industry operates) is different from regulating the free travel of the citizens of the USA...when evaluating the government's authority as it involves the private citizen always involves that the laws fall within the constitution.
Not allowing you to fly does not impede your free travel. You can take a bus, a train, a car, ride a horse or walk. Free travel existed before 1903. You do not have a constitutional right to ride in anything.

quote: Steve Guttag
To suggest that the founders would have tolerated the airport security check points is the absurd part...they lived through that sort of society.
So what in early American society compared to an airliner Steve? One device could one destroy and kill hundreds of people, both on the device and on the ground?

quote:
t was so important that the prevention of search and seizure was in the Bill of Rights and came in at #4.
Again, you are failing to include "unreasonable". There are quite a few, in fact, probably most, searches and seizures in the United States are without a warrant. There is a difference between regulating an activity, and "preventing" it. There is nothing in the Constitution to prevent searches and seizure.

quote: Steve Guttag
This issue will get a ruling in the Supreme court sooner or later.
I highly doubt it will make it past Federal district court. A district judge will laugh out a suit claiming that airport screening is unconstitutional, and it will not make it though the appeals court either.

However, let's suppose for the hell of it that is does. Do you really think at that point you would be able to get on a commercial airliner with whatever you wanted? Is United Airlines really going to let you get onto their multi-million dollar plane with a gun? No, they won't. In fact, what would happen is that the TSA people would get hired by the airlines to do the exact same thing as they are doing now, and you would have to agree to let them do it before you could purchase a ticket (which would cost a lot more).
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 12-05-2010, 07:48 PM:
 
quote: Jim Ziegler
That depends on the right. For example, once you have plead guilty, it is pretty difficult to rescind that plea.
Oh come on...where did I say that the exercising of one's right somehow erased the history of when they were not exercising their right?

quote: Jim Ziegler
Requiring someone to complete the screening process once they have started it is reasonable because allowing people to stop mid screening would allow someone trying to smuggle a weapon or explosive to stop screening if he thinks his item is about to be found. He can then go and hide it somewhere else and try again, and again, and again until he managed to get whatever it was onto the aircraft.
Lets look at this and compare it to your prior examples. If one is being interrogated and is not exercising their 5th amendment rights and is then asked a question that might, in their mind, tend to incriminate them...they can instantly exercise their 5th amendment right with no penalty for the use of that right.

If I allowed the screening and you find something on me...well I can't go back on that. If, however you have not started the screening on me...the inspection process has not started yet...you've merely selected me and I choose not to be selected.

quote: Jim Ziegler
So you would prefer a wild west style free for all on commercial aircraft?
Honestly? Given the extreme of surrendering one's 4th amendment rights or the wild west...I'll take my chances with the wild west. Naturally, less invasive forms of screening including metal detectors, and checks on the actual passenger list prior to the person ever being issued a boarding pass would be preferred.

quote: Jim Ziegler
First, SCOTUS upheld checkpoints as legal. Second, you're comparison is absurd on it's face.
You miss the point...the level of inconvenience versus the potential for harm. How many people are being screening in air travel versus driving? What is the average wait time for the average driver due to sobriety check points versus TSA check points? What are the percentage of people found drunk (versus checked) compared to people potentially causing planes/buildings to fall out of the sky or being rerouted (skyjacking)?

The concept you are missing is that there is NO difference between ones liberty to take a plane, bus, car or walk. The method of moving about is not specifically excluded in the constitution.

In a TSA screening, one is indeed RANDOMLY searched...no reasonable suspicion.

We will see just how far it goes in the courts...I'm still betting on the Supreme Court.

It does, however, appear that you and I will not find much common ground and the substance of our discussions will not be much different than they have been. I will, therefore bow out of continuing the same discussion of the same points.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-05-2010, 08:37 PM:
 
John Lasher's quote is not feasible. I've been hearing that a lot around the internet. If it were even possible, it would only stop explosive things (or somebody wearing a particular ointment or whatnot). It would not stop things like paper clips or a 16th ounce of water that can be used to take over a plane.
 
Posted by John Lasher (Member # 968) on 12-05-2010, 09:41 PM:
 
I have a better suggestion. Every commercial airliner has an indestructible black box (which is actually orange) carrying the flight data and cockpit voice recorders. Why not just make the whole plane out of the same material?
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 12-05-2010, 10:10 PM:
 
Let's just be patient. Pretty soon the terrorists are going to cause a serious problem not airplane-related, and then the focus and hysteria will shift to the theme parks, stadiums, malls or wherever the problem happens.

Oh wait, no shift will happen. The airports will still get the same hysteria; the government will just write a check for a couple of hundred billion to expand the TSA to cover whatever kind of venue the new problem happens in.

I think I'll create an account on E*trade and buy some stock in the company that makes the body scanners.
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-11-2010, 12:03 PM:
 
I get to fly to Albuquerque (KABQ) with a three-hour layover in Phoenix (KPHX) this Sunday. I've always wondered if I'd get stopped and frisked while traveling in AZ since I can pass for a person of either hispanic or middle eastern origin (I'm neither). Now I get to mill around in the Phoenix Skyharbor airport for three hours with both the TSA and the AZ cops to possibly deal with... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-11-2010, 06:51 PM:
 
Do you have to go through security again when you have that layover nonsense? I've only ever had direct flights anywhere I've ever gone and will only ever travel on a direct connection... way too much to go wrong on multiple planes, it's hard enough for your stuff to make it where you're going as it is. Now connecting flights and layovers seem to be all the trend. Planes are now like buses with transfer slips.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 12-12-2010, 12:08 AM:
 
You only have to go through security again when you miss your connecting flight and are stuck in a strange city overnight.
 
Posted by Rick Raskin (Member # 1561) on 12-12-2010, 07:59 AM:
 
Last January my wife & I travelled to Southeast Asia. When we arrived in Tokyo on both the departing and returning flights we were required to go through security again, even though we never left the secure area of the airport. This was the drill for connecting flights to other countries. Interestingly, a small bottle of fish sauce that I purchased in Vietnam, and had carried onto other flights, was confiscated in Tokyo. [Mad]
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 12-12-2010, 04:03 PM:
 
As Brad mentioned, usually you only have to go through security if you're coming in from an unsecured area (like leaving the airport for an overnight stay).

LAX is the worst for this - if your connecting flights are using different terminals you'll be going through security again during the layover. My recent trips LAS-LAX-SEA and PDX-LAX-LAS are examples - AAL uses a different terminal than AS even though they code-share on these trips. So you get to do the TSA dance four times on that round-trip.

Posted from gate B18 at PHX waiting for US to wisk me to ABQ on a pretend-a-jet CR900. US was oversold this morning on the flight from LAS using an A319 - I volunteered to take a later flight (with an offer of a nice cash bribe), but then they made some room by upgrading me to first class (first time I've ever flown as a pax that way - it pays to dress nicely when flying). Of course the best seat in the house is still the left front... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 02-20-2011, 07:22 PM:
 
This pdf file turned up today online. Good reading.
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 02-20-2011, 08:03 PM:
 
The problem on aircraft is "the imbalance of power" caused by none of us being armed. (bad guys win.)

If ALL of us were armed, then the bad guys would be outnumbered.

btw: I did security 5 times in Paris on a connector.(The last time was on the jet-way. Louis
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-13-2011, 11:54 PM:
 
Texas Kicks Ass

quote:
Texas House bans 'offensive' security pat-downs
AUSTIN, TX -- The Texas House passed a bill that would make it a criminal offense for public servants to inappropriately touch travelers during airport security pat-downs.

Approved late Thursday night, the measure makes it illegal for anyone conducting searches to touch "the anus, sexual organ, buttocks, or breast of another person" including through clothing.

It also prohibits searches "that would be offensive to a reasonable person."

The bill's chief sponsor is Republican Rep. David Simpson, who said, "this has to do with dignity and travel, and prohibiting indecent, groping searches."

He believes it will keep Transportation Security Administration officials from treating travelers like criminals, though the measure may be superseded by federal law.

After a brief but raucous debate, lawmakers approved the measure with little opposition -- drawing applause from supporters.

(Copyright ©2011 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)


 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-14-2011, 12:13 AM:
 
This comes right on the heels of another story:
http://news.slashdot.org/story/11/05/13/143227/Babys-First-TSA-Patdown

quote:
Baby's First TSA Patdown
Posted by samzenpus on Friday May 13, @10:52AM
from the I-feel-safer-already dept.
theodp writes:

"Is there anything cuter than baby milestones? Baby's first steps. Baby's first word. And now, baby's first TSA patdown. 'Well,' writes Anna North, 'it finally happened. Airport security officers gave a pat-down to a baby.' A post on the TSA blog defended the move: 'The child's stroller alarmed during explosives screening. Our officers followed proper current screening procedures by screening the family after the alarm...The [8-month-old] child in the photo was simply receiving a modified pat-down.' Hey, at least they didn't make a federal case of the 4 oz. of liquid found in the little tyke's Pampers."


 
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 05-14-2011, 12:30 AM:
 
Everyone seems so offended by children and the frail receiving security pat-downs. But really, tell me a less-suspicious place for someone with no respect for life to strap a bomb or weapon?
 
Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 05-14-2011, 04:00 AM:
 
Well the how bout the rectum? Now that's a pretty secretive place that someone who has no respect for life could hide all manner of explosives. Do we allow TSA agents to do anus probes at their whim (or whiff)? Where does it stop? How about at unreasonable.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-14-2011, 11:39 AM:
 
I don't think this is so much about action as it is about attitude. (i.e. It's not what you say but how you say it.)

Think about the way we have to act in the theater. If you tell a customer, "No, you can't sit in that seat!" the guy is going to give you shit: "Why not?" But, if you say, "Excuse me, sir, your seat is right this way," while you courteously direct him to the right spot, his response will likely be much more pleasant and, if you play your part well, he might even thank you.

The requirements of airline security are different but I think the principle is the same. If you tell everybody to line up, drop their drawers and grab their ankles, of course, people are going to get upset! But, if you can get people to think that they are helping you keep the airports secure, they are more likely to understand.

Yes, it's easier said than done... I don't know how to pull that off but I'm sure you will understand my meaning.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-14-2011, 01:00 PM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
If you tell everybody to line up, drop their drawers and grab their ankles, of course, people are going to get upset! But, if you can get people to think that they are helping you keep the airports secure, they are more likely to understand.
But Randy that has no bearing here. TSA clearly believes the population are morons. Granted most of them are, but they are NOT doing anything to help keep the airports secure. In essence all they are doing is taking away all forms of defense from the good guys who will play by the rules and pretend the bad guys won't smuggle their weapons in up a baby's ass (or their own).

TSA will steal someone's harmless fingernail clippers, yet permit them to carry their KEYS onto the plane. That key is a perfectly suitable weapon, particularly when it is on a ring with other keys. Grab your keys in the palm of your hand, take the two nastiest keys and set them to protrude between your first 3 fingers as you make a fist and then start throwing punches at people. Duh!

Not that it matters too much. Just yesterday I dropped off a friend at the airport and had warned him before he left that they would confiscate his deadly long metal fingernail file with a very sharp point on the end, as well as a pair of scissors. He said I didn't know what I was talking about that "they have never taken those items away from him when he travels". He texted me from the airport saying he walked right through with them.

Want to smuggle in a weapon? Its EASY! For example at those rotating exit doors into the non-secure areas of the airport (baggage claim) stand by the door, reach down to tie your shoes, drop your gun from inside your pants leg onto the floor and gently kick it inside the rotating door. The action of you standing up as you kick it in will attract anyone's eyes who happens to glance over, not a small item you have gently kicked into the door. Meanwhile your terrorist buddy is on the other side of the door and grabs it from the secure area of the airport and carries it onto the plane. Am I the only person who sees these MAJOR loopholes? Come on, I'm not even trying to look for ways to get weapons on a plane. They are so damn obvious it makes me angry.

But the best of all...in first class they actually serve REAL KNIVES with their dinners. Problem solved...just fly first class and let the airline GIVE you the weapon!

All this money they are WASTING on the TSA project could have been placed into funding to install a "terrorist button" on each plane, that upon being pressed locally or remotely would remove ALL CONTROL from the plane and force it to land at the nearest airport on auto pilot.

Fucking morons. They have no comprehension of logic or how to effectively do their jobs. [fu]
 
Posted by David E. Nedrow (Member # 4981) on 05-14-2011, 01:46 PM:
 
First, we've already had an "ass bomber" who attempted to assassinate a Saudi prince using a bomb inserted into his rectum. Here's a CBS report after the incident.

Ass-assination

Second, re: the ludicrous pat down stuff, alarmist Chuck Schumer is introducing legislation that would require the same stupid procedures for trains, including "no-ride" lists. This because there was a mention of trains in materials pulled from Bin Laden's home.

A no-ride list for Amtrak?

As many people have noted, a train is nothing like a plane. You don't need to be on a train to kill people in it. And, it can't be hijacked and driven willy-nilly around the landscape.

How long before we have to have pat downs in order to drive a car through tunnels?
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 05-14-2011, 02:24 PM:
 
quote: Brad Miller
TSA will steal someone's harmless fingernail clippers, yet permit them to carry their KEYS onto the plane.
I read a story where a military guy was going through and they wouldn't let him take his clippers.

TSA agent: It could be used as a weapon
Military dude: (points to gun he's carrying) But this *is* a weapon and you're letting me take it on.
Agent: But you can't take over the plane with it. You've got no ammo.
Military dude: But I can with a set of clippers?
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-14-2011, 02:40 PM:
 
My point has nothing to do with the reasonableness or propriety of their policies. It has everything to do with the way those policies are enforced and the attitude of the people who enforce them.

You could convince people to eat a shit sandwich and like it if you went about it the right way.
 
Posted by David E. Nedrow (Member # 4981) on 05-14-2011, 03:25 PM:
 
Randy, you're absolutely right. It's the "don't spook 'em" routine.

I haven't flown since the "take off your shoes" rule. I don't care how pleasant the poor TSA sap is, if I wouldn't take off my shoes, I sure wouldn't submit to groping and full body imaging.

Hopefully, Schumer's bill won't go anywhere, and I can still ride the train -- when in civilized areas -- without the dulcet tones of my friendly TSA groper.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 05-14-2011, 03:44 PM:
 
quote:
Want to smuggle in a weapon? Its EASY!
Careful Brad, you're going to wind up on the "no fly" list!

But seriously, they have spent all these millions of dollars on full-body scanners...why hasn't anyone figured out a way to scan people's shoes without them being taken off? Seems like that should be a lot easier and reduce the hassle at the security line immensely.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-14-2011, 04:38 PM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
You could convince people to eat a shit sandwich and like it if you went about it the right way.
Bullshit. Convince me to eat a shit sandwich.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-14-2011, 04:53 PM:
 
The cockpit door remains locked and un-enterable at all times now, doesn't it? Shouldn't that solve most problems? Sure, everyone on the wrong side of that door may die, but the plane doesn't go anywhere the pilot doesn't want it to go... assuming that the pilot is sober, of course. My point is that you really can't take over a plane if you can't get into the cockpit.
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-14-2011, 06:38 PM:
 
But you can blow it up, if you've snuck the necessary components aboard. No physical security measures will stop a determined suicide crew.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-15-2011, 08:31 AM:
 
Brad, you know that was a rhetorical device. A figure of speech.

Besides, your mind is already made up. Regardless of what I say, you have already decided to resist. It makes no difference what I say.

That, in itself, proves my point. Those government idiots have behaved so badly that they have already set your mind against them, before you even started this thread.

Here's another rhetorical device, just in case you don't notice:
Perhaps, when this latest "increase in security" began in 2001, if airport security played "Stars and Stripes Forever" over loudspeakers and waved the American Flag all over the place , people would have joined in to perform their "Patriotic Duty" to root out terrorists?

Yes, it's a silly scenario and it wouldn't really happen but it illustrates my point. If TSA starts out with a bad attitude, the people who travel through airports will have a bad attitude and it will spread. But, if they had a different attitude from the start, things might have been different. I think, if that was true, there wouldn't be people like you yelling out how much they hate airline security at every opportunity.

Just for disclosure, I don't like them any more than you do. Maybe even less.

I'll go back to my original example because most of us either have seen it happen or can try it as an experiment.

If you are working in a theater and you say to a customer, "No! You can't go in that theater!" chances are that they'll get upset and will probably argue with you. If you tell them something like, "Excuse me, sir, your theater is right this way," they are much more likely to comply and you are even likely to get a "Thank you" in reply.

Had the people at the TSA started out with a different attitude, I am certain the situation would be much different today. That doesn't mean that people will necessarily like it any more.

Do you enjoy going to the dentist to have your teeth drilled? Probably not unless you are a masochist. But, if your dentist has a good attitude and his staff has a pleasant demeanor, you will put up with it long enough to get the job done.
 
Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 05-15-2011, 12:25 PM:
 
Problem with your analogy, Randy, is that what the dentist is doing is for your own good -- it benefits YOU. Actually, I couldn't get a rats ass if my dentist has a good dentist chair side manner, as long as he's good and causes me the least amount of pain. His attitude is irrelevant to me.

Conversely, I equally don't care if a TSA agent's attitude is friendly, indifferent or fascist, if I perceive what he is demanding of me is not in my best interest, or irrational, or worse, contrary to my rights, then I am going to resist, or at the very least be VERY resentful. It's what he's demanding I do that determines my displeasure, not his smile or lack thereof.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 05-15-2011, 02:32 PM:
 
Sorry Randy, but in this scenario the attitude of the TSA agents doesn't make this right. Sure I appreciate friendly TSA agents, but that doesn't make what they are doing right.

I do NOT appreciate being treated like a criminal. That's the real issue here. They are treating EVERYONE as if they are terrorists and ignoring the fact that the terrorists are smarter than TSA.

Yes I understand the whole "innocent until proven guilty" doesn't really work in a terrorist situation, but when I look around and see various ways that could be easily utilized to get a weapon into the secured area of an airport and there is NO modification to the building or TSA agent around, I'm sorry if you disagree but yes it offends me when I and other innocent people are being searched as terrorists when they have not done their due diligence on effectively making it impossible to get a weapon into the secured area in the first place. Furthermore I feel LESS SAFE with TSA than before, because as an honest citizen I am being stripped of any defense I would have otherwise had.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-15-2011, 02:34 PM:
 
I agree for the most part. What I am trying to say applies more generally than simply having agents smile and act politely. Yes, the direction they are taking their policies is totally off base and, for the most part, unnecessary.

The terrorists that attacked the World Trade Center did NOT get their weapons on board through the passenger gates. They got them on board by having "back of house" confederates plant weapons in places where they could be found. IRRC, the knives (box cutters) were planted under the seats by the people who clean the passenger cabins between flights.

Therefore, "front of house" security measures could not have prevented the attack nor could such measures prevent another determined attacker from doing the exact same thing over again.

I am not in favor of scaling back passenger screening but neither am I in favor of increasing it. I simply think we should have more reasonable procedures and, when those procedures are used, the people who enforce them need to have a more understanding approach.

X-raying carry-on packages is good. Metal detectors are good. Even wand searches and pat-downs of passengers who can not pass any of the above tests are okay with me.

But this wholesale adversarial approach to security has got to stop. Looking at every passenger like a criminal isn't going to do anybody any good.

It is not simply the good natured dentist who is appreciated more. It is the dentist who presents his case with reasonable authority and gives his patient salient information with which both, dentist and patient, can decide on the best course of action. Personally, I prefer the dentist who can carry on a conversation and even appreciate the occasional joke but a stone-faced dentist who does a good job and explains what he wants you to do then allows me to cooperate in making the decision how to proceed would still get my vote. Depending on the situation, I might even select a dentist who is a bit of a sourpuss if he does the right thing.

I agree that, overall, our airline security people are not doing the right thing but I still stand on the belief that their attitude in carrying out their job has at least as much bearing on the public's reaction as their policies and procedures do.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 05-15-2011, 04:08 PM:
 
Even if the government and every TSA was super nice about it from the beginning, people would still be just as much up in arms about the whole process of getting their anus rubbed down and junk touched, etc etc.

Them: "Excuse me, sir, I'm so sorry to have to do this, but I'm going to need to grope your penis to see if you are trying to smuggle some fingernail clippers down there."

Me: "Uhh, no thanks, really."

Them: "OK we're gonna have to arrest you now".

Why aren't they checking to see how much experience I have in the martial arts? Jujitsu can bring down a fair amount of people, far more than fingernail clippers can.
 
Posted by Scott Norwood (Member # 30) on 05-15-2011, 04:19 PM:
 
Whether the TSA people are nice or not should not be a factor here. Nor should the question of whether or not what the TSA is doing is effective.

The real question here is whether pat-downs or full-body scanners (or even baggage X-rays) violate the right to be protected from unreasonable search and seizure, as guaranteed in the fourth amendment to the Consitution. I have yet to read or hear a convincing argument that they do not.

If it is determined that these procedures are effective and necessary to protect against terrorism, then the Constitution can be amended to allow them. Until that happens, the government has no right to violate passengers' basic protections under the law.

And, yes, anyone other than a complete moron who was trying to smuggle stuff onto an airplane would not try to do so through the passenger entry checkpoints.

My personal feeling is that we, as Americans, have done more damage to our country and way of life in the name of anti-terrorism schemes than any terrorist could ever hope to achieve through actual terrorist actions.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 05-15-2011, 06:03 PM:
 
That is true. The terrorists HAVE won.

The fact that no successful attacks using planes have been pulled off since 9/11 has a downside -- the TSA takes credit for it and that makes them think they're all the more necessary.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 05-15-2011, 06:08 PM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
Besides, your mind is already made up. Regardless of what I say, you have already decided to resist. It makes no difference what I say.
Perhaps it makes no difference what you say because the arguments you've given are things that we've all heard before. Our minds were made up by this thing called "thinking." It's not like out of nowhere we all started disagreeing with you for no reason.

Further, this strikes me as saying "You only disagree with me because you're not open-minded enough to give me a chance."
 
Posted by John Wilson (Member # 269) on 05-15-2011, 06:27 PM:
 
I personally know a pilot who was stopped taking on nail clippers to a flight he was piloting. They apparently didn't mind that he has a large axe with him in the cockpit for emergencies, but no nail clippers allowed.

It's all bullshit.
 
Posted by David M. Leugers (Member # 2968) on 05-15-2011, 11:27 PM:
 
quote: John Wilson
It's all bullshit.
The entire fable fed to us by the media about 911 is all bullshit. Sorry, but any fan of Sherlock Holmes can tell you that. If the story was true, the facts would fit. Nothing does. What we have gotten out of it is war, a police state and a very, very dim future for us all. Today in Cincinnati the police arrested a 69 year old man at a private party. Then they arrested his wife because she had set off some fireworks. When the man stepped forward begging them not to arrest his wife the cops tasered him... I am sorry, this is not the country I grew up in.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 05-15-2011, 11:45 PM:
 
Please don't make this a 9/11 conspiracy thread. PLEASE!
 
Posted by David M. Leugers (Member # 2968) on 05-16-2011, 08:45 AM:
 
I wouldn't waste my time Chris. Just seems kinda contrary that this thread complains about the heinous actions by the "government" via the TSA (and rightly so) yet rigidly believes that the same entity would not lie to us... It seems so hard for us to separate love of country from belief and trust in government. I know it was very hard for me.
 
Posted by Pravin Ratnam (Member # 1417) on 05-16-2011, 09:59 AM:
 
The TSA is a joke. The liquids policy is one of the dumbest policies ever. THere is absolutely no reason why multiple 3 oz liquids couldnt be combined to form a bigger liquid after the security checkpoint. And if it is, guess what, they would be too dangerous to just carry in a regular contact lens container.

Also, I have had no problems taking prescrption meds without putting them in a plastic bag. I travel a lot and not once has a TSA agent asked me to segregate all meds and liquids into those ziplock bags.

These days, even if a terrorist got through TSA, passengers awareness of terrorism is the biggest obstacle to the successful execution of most terrorist plots. If 9-11 type security breach happened agin, they would not be able to get away with it because the passengers would kick their asses. If Flight 93 passengers didn't have the late awareness that it was a suicide mission, they would have beaten up the terrorists bfore it was too late.
 
Posted by Edward Havens (Member # 4715) on 05-16-2011, 11:45 AM:
 
Air travel is for the birds. Whenever possible, I prefer to travel by goat. Less emissions, no TSA hassles, and when I have returned home, I have enough meat to last me a month.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-16-2011, 04:19 PM:
 
quote: David M. Leugers
It seems so hard for us to separate love of country from belief and trust in government. I know it was very hard for me.
We are all here, today, because our forefathers loved their country and distrusted their government. We even have a Constitution because we distrust our government. Love of country and distrust of government are not counter to each other. They go hand in hand.

I do not simply mean to say that our government authorities can enact crazy policies and smile and be "nice" about them just to make people go along. In fact, if they had the right attitude, they wouldn't have enacted many of the bad policies that we have now.

But the problem of security needs to be thought out and policy needs to be enacted that toes the line between the peoples' needs and the peoples' rights.

It is the attitude with which that problem is solved that makes more difference than most of the policies. If the balance between liberty and security was maintained people wouldn't be as upset as they are now.

Given that imbalance, maybe people NEED to get pissed off or else we may never see a balance again.
 
Posted by David M. Leugers (Member # 2968) on 05-16-2011, 05:05 PM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
We are all here, today, because our forefathers loved their country and distrusted their government. We even have a Constitution because we distrust our government. Love of country and distrust of government are not counter to each other. They go hand in hand.

I couldn't agree more Randy. The Bill of Rights (the first 10 amendments to the Constitution) were specifically put into the Constitution to protect us from an over reaching federal government. Sadly, since 911 the federal government has tossed aside our rights in the guise of protecting us. This is the same group who, if they were not involved in 911, were at least grossly incompetent beyond belief... Indiana Supreme Court just threw out the 4th amendment by ruling the police do not need a search warrant. Citizens are not allowed to resist, and if they do not like what was done by the police, they can protest it later (yeah right).
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 05-24-2011, 01:20 AM:
 
Back to the TSA, for the last two weeks in a row, the fucking jackoff TSA assclowns at LAS have cut the TSA-approved locks off of my Pelican toolbox. Three locks in two weeks. At about $14.00 USD a lock I'm beginning to get a little pissed. I mean, "What The Fuck?" LAS TSA, WTF? [Mad]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-24-2011, 07:32 AM:
 
Sounds, to me, like it's time for you to ship a suitcase stuffed full of loose ping pong balls mixed with Styrofoam packing peanuts.
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-24-2011, 09:47 AM:
 
Paul: you're an ex airline guy, right? I think you need to ask for the card of a supervisor. TSA should reimburse you for your out-of-pocket. Turn it around; have fun! Louis
 
Posted by Jake Spell (Member # 5294) on 07-16-2011, 03:38 PM:
 
Want to tell the TSA what you think? Try out these beauties!! Cool clothing...
 
Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 07-16-2011, 11:01 PM:
 
Those are sooo cool. I'd also like to see them create a pair of men's shorts with one of those universal DON'T symbols (the circle with a line thru it) and in the circle a picture of a penis....a HUGE penis and a set of big hairy bull balls and under it the words, "Don't touch my junk, perverts." It's a little less intellectual than the ammendment and more New Yorker. [beer]

Paul, do you mean to tell me they won't let you just unlock the locks for them? They cut them off instead? WTF is right. Randy has the right idea.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-16-2011, 11:27 PM:
 
It's not illegal to ship ping pong balls by airplane. The packing peanuts are to protect the ping pong balls from damage in shipment. Right?

Number every ping pong ball with indelible ink. Then, after the case is opened, demand that every last ping pong ball be inventoried and accounted for.

Nobody needs to know that you have a secret ping pong ball fetish. [Wink]
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-17-2011, 12:41 AM:
 
While it's fun to think up pranks like this, it's probably not a good idea to piss off the TSA people. The guy who said "If you touch my junk, I'll have you arrested" deserved any trouble he got. Is he such an egotist that he thinks a TSA guy is getting a turn-on by accidentally brushing his ball sack? He should have just cooperated and then he'd have gone on his trip and been fine.

The way to deal with the TSA idiocy is by writing your congressmen and getting other people to write. (And promise to not contribute to their re-election campaigns.) Doing stupid pranks on the TSA people will just get you yelled at or "detained" and who needs that?
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-17-2011, 01:10 AM:
 
quote: Mike Blakesley
While it's fun to think up pranks like this, it's probably not a good idea to piss off the TSA people.
Oh definitely. It's much better to be compliant and never do nothing but maybe write your Congressman a strongly worded letter. That will definitely work because all Congressman listen to their constituents and are NEVER in anyone else's pockets. It's better to simply sit back and take it, like sheep. It's better to live in fear.

You'd make a good pet, Mike.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-17-2011, 11:26 AM:
 
Well if you think spending money on a pair of jockey shorts that has the 4th Amendment printed on it in metallic ink and harassing people who are, after all, just doing their jobs is a better idea, you go right ahead.

Meanwhile I'll be flying off to my destination while you're sitting in a locked room getting a full cavity search.

I just think there are better ways to handle it than acting like a jerk, that's all. And congresspeople WILL listen and act if enough people speak up, especially if they think their career is on the line.
 
Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 07-17-2011, 11:38 AM:
 
Mike, they guy who said "You touch my junk and I'll have you arrested." DID cooperate. He didn't resist or refuse to follow the demands of the TSA officer. All he did was make a statement -- a non-threating, non-agressive one at that -- as to the ciminal status of what the TSA officer was about to do. The TSA was clearly in the wrong here because they did not have the X-Ray machines as an alternative option for him, so it was, get your sag fondled or you don't get on the plane.

Was he within his rights to refuse to be gropped? Was he within his rights to EXPRESS his opinion as to the legality of such a personal invasion? Could he have had the agent arrested? No, but what difference does it make. How does stating an opinion get one fined in this country? The fine obviously was punative for his statement. TSA can refuse him passage, but $10,000 for expressing his opinion? Clearly this is the government saying, you sheeple better not get any ideas about even expressing displeasure about what you like or don't like, EVEN IF YOU ARE COMPLYING.

You are right, Mike, if you don't want any trouble when they tell you to bend over and hold your ankles, go right ahead and do it. What to get to your destination, better sit in the back of the buss. And you better neven voice your opinion about it either. Yah, yah, I know, they are just doing their jobs....when they tell you to get into those showers.

So if you were to say to a TSA agent, WHILE COMPLYING, who tells you he's going to grab your crotch, "You know, I think this is unconstitutional." You be detained and fined $10,000? And this is OK?
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-17-2011, 12:32 PM:
 
Well "I think this is unconstitutional" is a far cry from "If you touch my junk I'll have you arrested." I'll bet if he'd said the first phrase above, nothing would have happened.

Look, I'm not defending the TSA here. It's just a matter of priorities. I know, and you know, that the TSA is a pretty pointless agency. I don't think they've ever found one bomb or even anything threatening, unless you consider nailclippers threatening. (I'm waiting for some jerk to stab somebody with a ballpoint pen sometime...then it will be "No ballpoint pens allowed on airplanes!")

But when I'm flying somewhere, I want to get there. I hate the whole airport/airplane process and want to get it over with as fast as possible. If that involves letting somebody pat me down in the name of national security because it makes the government feel like they're doing something, it's no big deal.

I just don't think it's appropriate to stage "protest"-like moves at airports when you're dealing with people who (a) have no power to change anything even if they wanted to and (b) have the ability to seriously screw up your travel plans.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-17-2011, 03:51 PM:
 
Mike, let me guess... the TSA makes you feel warm and safe from the big, bad terrorists.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-17-2011, 08:27 PM:
 
No. I think the two biggest things making planes safer are:

1. The steel cockpit door

2. The other people on the plane
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-18-2011, 04:21 AM:
 
Agreed, but let's not forget the lock on that big steel door.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-18-2011, 12:57 PM:
 
...and ballpoint pens.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-19-2011, 09:09 AM:
 
After nine years of making regular visits to the US (between two and five each year) and not having had any real issues with the TSA (apart from long queues to go through immigration, especially at Minneapolis), I've had two bad experiences in a row this year. In January I arrived at Portland en route to a business meeting in LA followed by a week with my partner in southern California. I explained all this to the immigration officer, in response to which he asked a barrage of questions (nature of the business meeting, name and address of my partner, etc.), and to see my trip summary and receipt, driving licence, credit cards etc. The only explanation I can think of is that he thought I was trying to enter the US permanently on account of now having personal ties there as well as business ones; but as I'm sure the data on his screen after he scanned my passport will have shown, I have always left the US when I said I would in the past and abided by every relevant law, rule and regulation during my visits. The second time, in May after landing in Salt Lake City, I was again asked for the trip summary and receipt printout. She noticed that the air ticket carried the abbreviated form of my first name that I use in everyday life (Leo) whereas my passport stated my full first name (Leofric). As a result of this I was taken into a side office and given a ticking off by her boss: he warned me that if all my documentation did not carry the exact name as printed in my passport, I would be refused entry the next time. Do they do this to every Edward who is normally known as Ed, Susan/Sue etc.?!

The only other thing I can think of is that they've recently been told to treat all UK nationals with intense suspicion on account of British Muslim communities' alleged links to international terrorism. But I guess it's far more likely that I just got unlucky enough to encounter two officials who were having a bad day.
 
Posted by Joe Elliott (Member # 4006) on 07-19-2011, 12:53 PM:
 
Just fly southwest.

Carlos Mencia - You want to be safe? Fly Southwest.
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 07-19-2011, 12:59 PM:
 
Looks like the US ICE can be just as stupid and bumbling and officious and arrogant and petty and self-important as the TSA.

Leo, your incidents sound like the problems I've occasionally had with morons that won't accept my signature for credit card purchases - my credit cards list my name with the middle initial "G", but I've never used that middle initial in my signature. Ever. Morons.
 
Posted by Dustin Mitchell (Member # 372) on 07-19-2011, 06:37 PM:
 
The second incident sounds annoying in a bureaucratic way but the first is fairly understandable. I was asked the same sorts of question on a trip to Japan last August and believe it or not I had a hard time answering them. I was visiting a friend who is currently living in Japan while teaching English but he is living with his Japanese girlfriend-and I only knew her first name. Luckily I was able to talk my way through immigration but I learned my lesson about having my addresses/phone numbers lined up.

I was reading a news story recently about how the biggest growth in illegal immigrants coming across the US-Mexican border is from India. Seems many Indians had been entering the US on phony work/school visas (listing workplaces/schools that didn't even exist). Homeland Security/Immigration have been apparently cracking down on these (probably why you got a grilling Leo) and thus its harder to sneak into the US using a work/student visa.
 
Posted by Jeff Kane (Member # 6372) on 07-20-2011, 09:48 AM:
 
Two worst incidents I've ever had were entering Canada at YVR and the UK at LHR. I was only transiting Canada but had to go landside to get a round the world ticket issued (purpose for my trip). The immigration officer questioned me for a full 15 minutes about my purpose in canada, how long I was going to be there (flying right back out in a few hours), over and over again. Finally, he let me go through. Not sure if he was just bored, or what! The UK one was the most serious. I was travelling a *lot* at that point and had been to the UK for quite a few short trips over a three month period in 2004. This, apparently, triggered something as I got the full on interrogation, luggage search, background check, the works. Four hours in a side room down some dank hallway in Heathrow. Multiple officers, LOTS of questions about my travel patterns, and a warning that I should expect future scrutiny in the future. Knowing better than to argue, I simply said "ok", and went on my way. Been to the UK at least 15 times since then, never had an issue.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-21-2011, 03:15 PM:
 
quote: Jeff Kane
The UK one was the most serious. I was travelling a *lot* at that point and had been to the UK for quite a few short trips over a three month period in 2004. This, apparently, triggered something as I got the full on interrogation, luggage search, background check, the works. Four hours in a side room down some dank hallway in Heathrow. Multiple officers, LOTS of questions about my travel patterns, and a warning that I should expect future scrutiny in the future. Knowing better than to argue, I simply said "ok", and went on my way. Been to the UK at least 15 times since then, never had an issue.
Sorry about that. Heathrow should be nuked, and then nuked again just to make completely sure that every last trace of the damn place has gone. I don't know anyone who has had a trouble-free experience going through there, either arriving, leaving or transferring. When my girlfriend arrived for the first time on the 'meet the family' trip, she had a two-hour queue for immigration (after a ten-hour flight from LAX). Not the welcome to Britain that anyone should have to go through, and I was very embarrassed. If it's that bad early afternoon on a weekday (i.e. not the busiest time of day), I shudder to think what the rush hour must be like. Another problem is that LHR operates at something like 98% of its runway capacity, so all you need is a very minor problem, like bad weather closing a runway for a few hours, and you've got thousands of people sleeping on the terminal concourse. Once you add to that the woeful ground transportation to and from the place, and I'd do almost anything to avoid it.

Thankfully, living in the north of England there are some much saner alternatives. My favourite 'backdoor' into England is Teesside (MME), a tiny airport in the middle of the Yorkshire countryside that only has around 3-4 arrivals and departures a day, most of which are KLM Cityhoppers to AMS. From there you can connect painlessly and efficiently to virtually anywhere in the world. OK, the facilities at MME are a bit basic, but I'm not exaggerating in saying that from the plane's wheels touching the ground to driving out of the airport can be as little as 10-12 minutes, even with checked baggage to collect. If you're aiming for London, KLM/Delta/Air France also do connections to London City (LCY), another small airport with minimal queuing, and good public transport links to pretty much anywhere in Greater London. If you're willing to put up with an extra change of plane (coming from the US), I'd say that this was well worth it.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-24-2011, 04:30 PM:
 
TSA thieves

quote:
TSA Agent Caught With Passenger's iPad in His Pants; Allegedly Took $50,000 in Other Goods, Cops Say
By Matthew Hendley Fri., Jul. 8 2011 at 3:24 PM

While most Transportation Security Administration employees are busy groping people or taking naked pictures of them, the cops say one of those employees was putting fliers' electronics down his pants.

The Broward Sheriff's Office says 30-year-old Nelson Santiago stole around $50,000 worth of electronics over the past six months from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport's Terminal 1.

Santiago -- a TSA officer since 2009 -- was caught earlier this week by a Continental Airlines employee taking an iPad out of someone's luggage and stuffing it into his pants, the cops say.

After being arrested Monday on two counts of grand theft, police say Santiago admitted to stealing computers, GPS devices, video cameras, and other electronic merchandise from luggage he was supposed to be screening.

The cops say Santiago would immediately take pictures of his new goods and upload the photos online to sell the stuff.

Santiago would typically sell the stolen goods to people before his shift was even over, police say.

BSO detectives estimate that Santiago's haul totaled $50,000 over the past six months.

The cops are looking for people whose stuff has been stolen, although they say the chances of getting the stuff back are slim.

Santiago was released from jail on bond, although police say more charges against him are pending. According to police, Santiago no longer works with the TSA.

TSA steals again

quote:

TSA Agent Grabs Rick Case's Pen, Faces Grand Theft Charges
By Stefan Kamph Fri., Jul. 22 2011 at 10:19 AM

Toussain Puddie used to work as a TSA security screener at Terminal 1 of Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport -- until he told police last month that he had taken home a pen belonging to local car dealership owner Rick Case. Case decided to press charges, despite Puddie's cooperation in returning the pen.

According to police, Case was preparing to board a Frontier Airlines flight out of Fort Lauderdale on June 5 when he and his wife were selected for special TSA screening. Case removed his $450 black-and-white Montblanc pen from his pocket and placed it in a basket. His wife carried the family cat through the x-ray machine.

Case didn't realize that he forgot the pen at the TSA checkpoint. His daugher Raquel called BSO the following day to report the pen stolen. She told BSO deputies that Case thought he had left the pen at the checkpoint.

A deputy responded to the checkpoint but didn't find anything. Puddie, a 30-year-old TSA employee, says he had seen the pen on top of a filing cabinet and, not knowing it was anything but a stray pen someone had left, took it home.

"I didn't think the pen was worth more than ten bucks," says Puddie.

It wasn't until a few weeks later, on June 22, when he realized the gravity of his action. Police talked with TSA employees, conducting an investigation. Puddie was called into the BSO office at the airport.

"The police told me all he wanted was his pen back," Puddie recalls. He says that he told police he had the pen and that a deputy then drove him to his home, where he retrieved the pen, and drove him back to the airport.

Then he says deputies told him to sit down and wait. When a deputy returned, Puddie says, "He told me that the owner wanted to press charges."

Puddie had worked at the TSA since April 2009 but was fired after being arrested. The BSO arrest report says Puddie confessed to taking the pen after he was read his Miranda rights.

Puddie says he didn't initially tell anyone he had the pen because "I didn't want to get in trouble."

He spent about 30 hours in jail and was released. He faces grand theft charges. According to police, "The defendant did temporarily or permanently deprive the victim of a right or benefit to his property."

What motivated the two-week hunt for Rick Case's pen? It might be standard procedure, but perhaps BSO is on high alert for TSA thefts after our story of an iPad disappearing down a screener's pants.


 
Posted by Adam Martin (Member # 641) on 07-24-2011, 05:38 PM:
 
My pen! My pen! My pen is missing!
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 07-24-2011, 06:26 PM:
 
Was this what you were referring to?
 
Posted by Frank Angel (Member # 248) on 07-24-2011, 07:04 PM:
 
You touch my pen, dude, and I'll have you arrested.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-25-2011, 02:32 PM:
 
I didn't think I'd ever find myself saying this, but I'm kind of on the TSA guy's side over the pen episode. You would need to be a real pen buff to notice the difference between a $20 pen and one worth several hundred, I guess (in the same way that, say, you would need to be a hifi nerd to tell the difference between a $20 turntable cartridge and a $2,000 one just by looking at them), and the fact that the owner forgot to collect it on the other side of the x-ray suggests that he is wealthy enough for its loss not to be a big hardship. Furthermore, the TSA man came clean as soon as he was told that there was an issue, and so there was clearly no intention to deprive the owner of a valuable item of it permanently. If he'd said nothing the chances are that he'd have got away with it. I bet they get a bucket load of $10-20 pens abandoned at the checkpoint every day. He probably just grabbed it to fill in some form or other, put it in his pocket afterwards and the rest was history.

The iPad down the pants incident, on the other hand, was not only intentional theft pure and simple, but sounds very uncomfortable to boot.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-25-2011, 04:14 PM:
 
First, the guy is not qualified to tell the difference between a $500 and a 50¢ pen. He's a security guard not an appraiser.

Second, regardless of whether it was worth $5,000,000 or 5¢, he should not have taken that pen. It doesn't matter whether he actually stole the pen or whether he found it on the floor. His job is to protect people and their belongings. If he finds an item lost in his work area, his job is to put it into Lost and Found, not his pocket.

The guy didn't do his job. He didn't do it the way he should have. If he doesn't do his job, he shouldn't be allowed to do it.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 07-25-2011, 05:56 PM:
 
Maybe it was somewhat innocent, but the guy pressing charges over such a thing will perhaps deter other TSA agents from having sticky fingers.
 
Posted by Steve Guttag (Member # 268) on 07-25-2011, 09:33 PM:
 
Gee...what would be so hard for the TSA to have a lost-n-found...it would take care of such things. I'm sure loads of people accidentally leave stuff behind. That does not mean the TSA person can go shopping on what is left behind.

There should be a firm TSA policy on how long they will hold stuff in a Lost and Found and then it is to be donated to charity or some such thing.

-Steve
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 07-25-2011, 10:54 PM:
 
I lost a set of car keys somewhere between Billings and Salt Lake City a couple of years ago....I'm sure I left it in the airport on one end of the trip or the other. We called the airports in both towns, described the keys but they never showed up. On the other hand, the car did not get stolen from the airport parking lot so I guess at least the Billings TSA folks are innocent on this one! [Smile]
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 07-25-2011, 11:35 PM:
 
My college job was a security guard in a hotel. We had a Lost & Found officer responsible for keeping track of such things.

In fact, there are laws requiring hotels to keep records of all lost items valued over a certain amount. (Like $5.00 or something stupid like that.) Items worth less than $100.00 had to be kept for 30 days until they were disposed of. Items worth more than $100.00 had to be kept for 90 days. For items of "extraordinary value" (no specific amount but we assume it to be large sums of money, etc.) a police report had to be filled out.

A "trained" security guard, regardless of the venue, should have some training in lost and found procedures even if there is no specific "Lost & Found" department.

Even if the guy wasn't specifically trained on lost and found, it is reasonable to assume that the owner of a "fancy pen" might come back looking for it. Why not just put it into a pencil cup or a desk drawer somewhere?

Regardless of what you think the value of the pen might be or how valuable the pen seems to be, or whether you think the pen was stolen or merely "misplaced" the guy went outside the scope of his job when he took it.
 
Posted by Joseph L. Kleiman (Member # 3097) on 07-26-2011, 09:54 AM:
 
In San Francisco, Kansas City, and a number of regional airports, TSA screeners are not Federal employees at all. The work is farmed out to private security firms.

List of private firms is here
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 07-30-2011, 06:49 AM:
 
quote: Randy Stankey
Regardless of what you think the value of the pen might be or how valuable the pen seems to be, or whether you think the pen was stolen or merely "misplaced" the guy went outside the scope of his job when he took it.
Agreed completely, and I wasn't trying to suggest that he shouldn't have faced any consequences at all, only that criminal charges are possibly a bit disproportionate.

Anyway, if you think the US TSA is bad, be thankful you don't have to put up with the Chinese one. I was chatting with someone who has just got back from there yesterday. In front of them at the airport security queue in Shanghai was a mum, dad and baby. As they approached the checkpoint, the security officer demanded that the mother hand over the baby, which he then placed in a tray (of the sort you put your laptop, bag in etc.) and put him/her straight through the hand baggage x-ray machine!

If I ever have kids, remind me not to take them to China until they've grown to the size at which this is no longer an option...
 
Posted by Paul Mayer (Member # 355) on 08-03-2011, 09:15 PM:
 
Locally produced video by the "Singing Sons of Beaches" for TSA screenings at the Glacier National Park Airport (KFCA) in Kalispell, MT:

Clickable thingy
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-12-2012, 01:27 AM:
 
I haven't complained about the most useless people in the world for awhile now.

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Posted by Martin Murray (Member # 162) on 03-12-2012, 03:09 PM:
 
TSA is government job creation at its best
 
Posted by Mike Spaeth (Member # 524) on 03-12-2012, 06:49 PM:
 
It's all about the PERCEPTION to the average moron that they're more secure.
 
Posted by Sam D. Chavez (Member # 1841) on 03-12-2012, 08:01 PM:
 
I hope we all remember how the whole country freaked out. The outsourced security were all fired and replaced by Bush/Cheney.

I'm not at all sure the TSA are any better than what we had in place already. It's hard to prove a negative.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-16-2012, 02:06 AM:
 
TSA required viewing.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 03-16-2012, 04:31 AM:
 
That was awesome.

Spoiler Alert - Click to Toggle


 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 03-16-2012, 07:03 AM:
 
Security-theatre!
 
Posted by Frank Cox (Member # 6258) on 10-02-2012, 04:25 PM:
 
TSA Agent Found With ABC IPad
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 10-03-2012, 04:07 AM:
 
Nice.
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 10-03-2012, 07:05 PM:
 
I love that! Brian Ross channeling his inner Mike Wallace. Excellent stuff.

I am conflicted about the TSA these days because a good friend of mine went to work for them last spring. She enjoys the job. Whenever I see her I say, "Can I see the TSA scowl?" which cracks her up. I have to temper my disdain-for-TSA comments at times!
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 10-03-2012, 09:40 PM:
 
The TSA as a whole is a really bad and very oppressive entity. That's not to say that some of the individuals who work for them aren't decent people. But the fact that it even exists is offensive.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-26-2013, 04:57 PM:
 
Man With 4th Amendment Written on Chest Wins Trial Over Airport Arrest

quote:


By David Kravets
01.25.13

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A Virginia man who wrote an abbreviated version of the Fourth Amendment on his body and stripped to his shorts at an airport security screening area won a trial Friday in his lawsuit seeking $250,000 in damages for being detained on a disorderly conduct charge.

Aaron Tobey claimed in a civil rights lawsuit (.pdf) that in 2010 he was handcuffed and held for about 90 minutes by the Transportation Security Administration at the Richmond International Airport after he began removing his clothing to display on his chest a magic-marker protest of airport security measures.

“Amendment 4: The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall not be violated,” his chest and gut read.

In sending the case to trial, unless there’s a settlement, the 4th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 2-1 and reversed a lower court judge and invoked Benjamin Franklin in the process. According to the opinion by Judge Roger Gregory:

Here, Mr. Tobey engaged in a silent, peaceful protest using the text of our Constitution—he was well within the ambit of First Amendment protections. And while it is tempting to hold that First Amendment rights should acquiesce to national security in this instance, our Forefather Benjamin Franklin warned against such a temptation by opining that those ‘who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.’ We take heed of his warning and are therefore unwilling to relinquish our First Amendment protections—even in an airport.

Tobey didn’t want to go through the advanced imaging technology X-ray machines, or so-called nude body scanners, that were cropping up at airports nationwide. Instead, when it was his turn to be screened, he was going to opt for an intrusive pat-down, and removed most of his clothing in the process.

Among other things, the federal lawsuit claimed wrongful detention and a breach of the First Amendment and Fourth Amendment. Tobey was on his way to Wisconsin for his grandmother’s funeral. Despite his detainment, he made his flight.

According to the suit, while under interrogation, the authorities wanted to know “about his affiliation with, or knowledge of, any terrorist organizations, if he had been asked to do what he did by any third party, and what his intentions and goals were.”

Two weeks later, Henrico County prosecutors dropped the misdemeanor charge against him, and he sued the Transportation Security Administration and others.

In dissent, Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson wrote:

Had this protest been launched somewhere other than in the security-screening area, we would have a much different case. But Tobey’s antics diverted defendants from their passenger-screening duties for a period, a diversion that nefarious actors could have exploited to dangerous effect. Defendants responded as any passenger would hope they would, summoning local law enforcement to remove Tobey—and the distraction he was creating — from the scene.

If I was his grandmother, I would be very proud of him.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 01-26-2013, 04:59 PM:
 
TSA Pulls Plug on Airport Nude Body Scanners

quote:

By David Kravets
01.18.13

The Transportation Security Administration is pulling the plug on its nude body scanner program, a decision announced Friday that closes the door to a tumultuous privacy battle with the public scoring a rare victory.

Travelers will continue to go through one of two types of scanners already deployed, but images of naked bodies will no longer be produced. Instead, software will instead show a generic outline of a person.

What the TSA sees using millimeter wave technology without Automated Target Recognition software

First tested in 2007, the advanced imaging technology scanners became the object of intense media and public scrutiny around Thanksgiving in 2010. In addition to privacy concerns, some experts maintained the scanners’ safety was unproven, and that the technology was ineffective in detecting smuggled weapons and explosives. Travelers are permitted to opt-out of the scan, but are then subjected to an aggressive pat-down procedure.

The government said Friday it is abandoning its deployment of so-called backscatter technology machines produced by Rapiscan because the company could not meet deadlines to switch to generic imaging with so-called Automated Target Recognition software, the TSA said. Instead, the TSA will continue to use and deploy more millimeter wave technology scanners produced by L-3 Communications, which has adopted the generic-outline standard.

“Due to its inability to deploy non-imaging Automated Target Recognition (ATR) software by the Congressionally-mandated June 2013 deadline, TSA has terminated part of its contract with Rapiscan,” the TSA said in a statement to Wired. “By June 2013 travelers will only see machines which have ATR that allow for faster throughput.”

The announcement comes three months after Rapiscan came under suspicion for possibly manipulating tests on the privacy software designed to prevent the machines from producing graphic body images. The TSA sent a letter in November to the parent company of Rapiscan, the maker of the so-called backscatter machines, requesting information about the testing of the software to determine if there was malfeasance.

The government has spent about $90 million replacing traditional magnetometers with the controversial body-scanning machines at airports nationwide.

Rapiscan had a contract to produce 500 machines for the TSA at a cost of about $180,000 each. The company could be fined and barred from participating in government contracts, or employees could face prison terms if it is found to have defrauded the government. In all, the 250 Rapiscan machines already deployed are to be phased out of airports nationwide and will be replaced with machines produced by L-3 Communications.

The move away from Rapiscan machines is more than a boost to privacy.

Unlike the competing millimeter-wave technology produced by L-3 Communications that employ radio waves to detect metallic and non-metallic substances, the Rapiscan machines expose travelers to a small X-ray dose. The TSA and Rapiscan maintained the machines are safe, despite some academics telling the White House (.pdf) that the government did not adequately study the backscatter X-ray devices.

The TSA’s announcement ironically comes after its December decision to commission the National Academy of Sciences — a private non-profit filled with engineering and science scholars — ”to estimate radiation exposure resulting from backscatter X-ray advanced imaging technology.”

Both companies’ machines were the subject of a lawsuit brought by the Electronic Privacy Information Center, which charged that the machines were ineffective, unsafe and were an unconstitutional privacy breach. A federal appeals court said the TSA breached federal law in 2009 when it formally adopted the airport scanners as the “primary” method of screening. The judges said the TSA violated the Administrative Procedures Act for failing to have a 90-day public comment period, and ordered the agency to undertake one, which is scheduled for this spring.

But a week after the July 2011 decision, which said the machines were not an unconstitutional privacy breach, the TSA announced its move to the generic-imaging style.

“We won,” Marc Rotenberg, EPIC’s executive director, said in an e-mail.



 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 01-26-2013, 08:45 PM:
 
Those things actually slowed down security screening. I had no problem with the full-body thing (and I think anyone who DOES have a problem with it is delusional) but from an efficiency standpoint, it's good they are being phased out. I wonder how many millions of dollars we lost on that nonsense?

They won't be making real progress until they can get it to where we can keep our shoes and belts on. I can see the point in taking jackets off.
 
Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 01-26-2013, 11:47 PM:
 
I have a problem using my tax money to pay for something that's not very effective and was just a big cash-in for the company who made them. But I guess such a thing is needed to placate our insanely paranoid population who always thinks it's in danger from scary terrorists.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 01-27-2013, 02:57 PM:
 
There ineffectiveness was shown by how an undercover TSA agent was able to, 100% of the time she tried, make it through the machines with a handgun hidden in her undergarments.

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/TSA-Agent-Slips-Through-DFW-Body-Scanner-With-a-Gun-116497568.html
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 01-27-2013, 03:56 PM:
 
I wouldn't be surprised if the phasing out of backscatter machines, ostensibly on the grounds of privacy concerns, is in reality because there is mounting evidence that the radiation doses they deliver do actually carry a significant health risk. The British Airports Authority (which owns most of the UK's major airports) withdrew them shortly after being threatened with a lawsuit that was backed up by some big names in the medical profession. From what I've read, millimetre wave scanners are not believed to be as risky, hence their increasing risk at airports.

quote: Mike Blakesley
They won't be making real progress until they can get it to where we can keep our shoes and belts on.
It's unusual to have to take your shoes off for the scanner at a European airport. Whether this is because they're just less security paranoid, or because higher end scanners can deal with shoes but the cheaper ones can't, I don't know. But in my experience it's only in the US where you always have to take your shoes off, and no exceptions.

The other much needed advance is to get to the point at which we can put our carry-ons through the baggage scanner without having to take laptops out of them. The removal of shoes and laptops is what tends to hold up the line, in my experience.
 
Posted by Chris Slycord (Member # 4239) on 01-27-2013, 05:10 PM:
 
Who's claimed that moving from x-ray backscatter based units to millimeter wave was over privacy? One of the reasons for the change is that the latter uses non-ionizing radiation (unlike x-ray).

The only privacy-related changes I've heard of recently was, at least here in the states for TSA, that they would no longer have the machines produce naked images of the people. But that doesn't have to do with changing the types of machines.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 02-19-2013, 07:00 AM:
 
quote: Chris Slycord
Who's claimed that moving from x-ray backscatter based units to millimeter wave was over privacy?
Manchester Airport (Britain's biggest outside London) did so in a blaze of publicity around 18 months ago, which funnily enough was just before the European Union banned backscatter machines on health grounds.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry over this:

quote: The Independent
Robbers steal diamonds worth '£32m' in 'gigantic' heist at Brussels airport

The raid, which it is thought to have involved up to eight men, took place on the tarmac at Brussels international airport

Armed robbers reportedly stole diamonds worth an estimated £32m during a daring raid in Belgium yesterday, it has emerged.

The raid, which is thought to have involved up to eight men, took place on the tarmac at Brussels international airport. The diamonds were taken from the hold of a Switzerland-bound plane.

The men are currently being hunted by police.

Brussels prosecutor's spokeswoman Anja Bijnens said the armed and masked men crashed through the airport's perimeter fence with two cars yesterday.

Within minutes they made their way to the plane, took the cache of precious stones and drove off into the darkness. Police found a burned-out van close to the airport later last night but said they were still looking for clues.

According to local media the thieves are reported to have broken through a fence at Brussel's main airport with two vehicles at around 7:47pm local time.

In a statement the airport said: "The men in the car rode to a Swiss airplane where they stole valuable goods," it said.

"There was no shooting, and no one got injured. This lasted only a few minutes, and after that, they left the airport domain through the damaged fence."

The robbers struck as the diamonds were being loaded onto a plane bound for Zurich.

The heist was estimated at some 50 million US dollars (£32.3 million) in diamonds, said Caroline De Wolf, of the Antwerp World Diamond Centre.

"What we are talking about is obviously a gigantic sum," she told the VRT broadcasting network.

Airport spokesman Jan Van Der Crujsse said the gang made a hole in the perimeter fence and drove right up to the Swiss passenger plane, which was ready to leave.

The robbers got out of the car, flashed their arms and took the loot from the hold. Without firing a shot, they then drove off through the same hole in the fence, completing the spectacular theft within minutes, he said.

Mr Van Der Crujsse could not explain how the area could be so vulnerable to theft. "We abide by the most stringent rules," he said.

The Swiss flight, operated by Helvetic Airways, was cancelled after the raid. Swiss, an affiliate of Germany's Deutsche Lufthansa, declined to comment on the heist, citing the ongoing judicial investigation.

The insurance for air transport - handled sometimes by airlines themselves or external insurance companies - is usually relatively cheap because it is considered to be the safest way of transporting small high-value items, logistics experts say.

Unlike a car or a truck, a plane cannot be attacked by robbers once it is on its way, and it is considered to be very safe before departure and after arrival because the aircraft is always within the confines of an airport - which are normally highly secured.

So, let me get this straight: a bunch of armed robbers drove through what was supposed to be a state-of-the-art airport perimeter fence, Blues Brothers-style, knocked off a planeload of virtually unguarded diamonds, and then quite simply left the way they came, totally unchallenged? And what were the security people doing while all this was going on? Conducting anal probe examinations on a 95 year-old nun, perhaps?

It's a good job there haven't been any real terrorists trying to cause any mischief in that airport recently...
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-19-2013, 10:03 AM:
 
quote: Leo Enticknap
...state-of-the-art airport perimeter fence...
Yeah, right! I've seen more secure fencing at the zoo!

The enclosure around my airport is just regular, old Cyclone fence with barbed wire crown. The airport police patrol the perimeter a couple-few times a day. Other than that, the grounds are virtually wide open.

A few years ago, a stray dog got onto the airport grounds and was running around on the main runway. Airport security spent, literally, a half hour chasing that dog in their SUVs. The dog was having the time of his life playing tag with the airport cops. Finally, somebody got the bright idea to get a ham sandwich (or some kind of treat) and use it to lure the dog into the car.

An enterprising individual could practically knock out an airplane, taking off or landing, using a slingshot and a good sized rock!

Airport security my foot!
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 02-21-2013, 07:13 AM:
 
The fence keeps the elephants out. "I don't see any elephants." "See how well it works!"

Actual conversation at a small airport where I keep my plane after they installed a new $1.6 million fence. louis
 
Posted by Stephen Furley (Member # 1277) on 02-21-2013, 08:23 AM:
 
quote: Joe Redifer
I have a problem using my tax money to pay for something that's not very effective and was just a big cash-in for the company who made them. But I guess such a thing is needed to placate our insanely paranoid population who always thinks it's in danger from scary terrorists.

I recently watched a series of documentaries about air crash investigations; there must have been several dozen of them. In nearly every one of them somebody, often a trained accident investigator, would say 'Our first thoughts were that it was a bomb' or something similar.

By far the biggest cause of the accidents was human error, with a few mechanical failures, one or two of what might be called 'Acts of God', generally weather, and if I remember correctly, one caused by terrorists.

Aircraft accidents are very rare events, compared to the number of flights which take place every day, and of those terrorism accounts for a tiny proportion. Why on earth would a bomb be the first thing you would think of? Surely it would be more appropriate for it to be the last thing you consider when you've eliminated everything else.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 02-21-2013, 09:49 AM:
 
quote: Stephen Furley
Why on earth would a bomb be the first thing you would think of?
I don't have a problem with an investigator asking the question of whether a bomb or an act of terrorism is to blame but, more properly, it should be asked whether terrorism can be ruled out.

These days, terrorism is a very real possibility. If it is the cause it would dramatically change the course of investigation. As such, it is right to consider it as the cause but it should take a short time to either confirm it or rule it out. Once ruled out, the investigation should proceed normally.

When an accident occurs, it should only take a few minutes to a few hours to rule out terrorism as the cause but, certainly, no less than the first day. After that, it should be dropped completely.

Unfortunately, our news media loves to dwell on stupid ideas. They love to use sensationalism to pander to the masses. This is why I think, when incidents like this occur, whether it be a plane crash, a mass shooting or whatever, there should be a 24 hour "news blackout" during which only the basic details of the incident are reported.

Authorities and news outlets should simply say, "A disaster occurred. Authorities are investigating the cause. More details will be released after more reliable information becomes available." This would give the police, the rescue crews and the investigators a chance to do their jobs without having to worry about cameras being stuck in their faces.

I think doing that would stop these "red herrings" that worry the public about terrorism, unnecessarily.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-02-2013, 11:18 AM:
 
quote: Stephen Furley
Aircraft accidents are very rare events, compared to the number of flights which take place every day, and of those terrorism accounts for a tiny proportion. Why on earth would a bomb be the first thing you would think of? Surely it would be more appropriate for it to be the last thing you consider when you've eliminated everything else.
At the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious, because the objective of terrorists is to terrorise people, and to some extent they've succeeded. That is why airliners are one of their favourite targets, despite the fact that blowing up an airliner is probably the most difficult and expensive way to kill large numbers of innocent people. A catastrophic event in mid-air is almost always unsurvivable, and because of that it's guaranteed to make it into the headlines, and stay there.

I noticed that the journalists' first instinct was to speculate about terrorism after the AF447 crash. It's one that sticks in my mind, because I was due to cross the Atlantic in an Air France A330 the day after AF447 should have arrived in Paris. Sure enough, there was very intense security at CDG, closer than usual questioning - it was clear that everyone was seriously on edge. But of course, as Stephen points out, the cause of AF447 had nothing to do with terrorism whatsoever. In fact, correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't recall anyone being killed by terrorism on a civilian airliner since 9/11.

As the 7/7 bombers demonstrated, there are other targets to go after that are basically undefendable - your only hope of preventing an attack on them is to identify and catch the people who are planning it before they actually do it. I could carry a suitcase full of semtex onto a packed commuter train at York station tomorrow and, just as long as no-one stopped me while I was obtaining the ingredients and making the bomb, easily cause a three-figure death toll. Thankfully, the security services are good enough at stopping these plans in the gestation stage (e.g. those idiots in Burnley who were sentenced a couple of weeks ago) that this very rarely happens. I suspect that if civil aviation took a similar approach and relaxed the TSA-style checks a bit, nothing bad would happen: especially given that, unlike road or rail travel, the identity of every single air passenger is known well in advance of when they actually attempt to travel.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-21-2013, 02:38 PM:
 
You might find this hard to believe, but I actually encountered a polite and non-aggressive TSA person yesterday!

Changing planes in Seattle, the officer at the entrance to the screening line didn't like my passport, because the lettering and crest on the cover page have virtually rubbed off (through intensive use, basically). He then called his supervisor, who took me into a side room, and immediately apologised profusely for having to put me through the secondary screening near the end of a very long trip - not what we're used to from them at all! She then tried to go into a computer database (presumably to check my record of entries and exits on that passport number before, though she didn't say), but encountered a problem. At that point she got her boss in for permission to let me go without the screening, so that I wouldn't miss my flight, which he agreed to.

I think this means that I need to replace my passport when I next get back to the UK (even though it has another 3.5 years of validity left to run), to avoid hassles like this in future. But I was pleasantly surprised that the TSA didn't instantly decide to treat me as the enemy, given some people's experience in the past.
 
Posted by Brad Miller (Member # 2) on 03-21-2013, 02:46 PM:
 
That is shocking. What does that make the "good experience" score now? 94,148,643,548,763,441,879 to 1?

A few weeks back I was doing site surveys and went through security at an airport I had never been to. I left the TSA area and after looking at the map decided to go to the other terminal, as there was a food establishment I decided to patronize. Big signs with arrows "this way to concourse X" and I followed them, only to realize I had taken the "secure exit" hallway.

Now this secure exit hallway was every bit as wide as the hallway into the other terminal, and the only sign stating I was exiting the secured area was at LEAST 50 feet before the exit and it was about half the size of a movie poster. (I looked for it later.)

I realized I was in the wrong hall well before the actual exit, and the security guard was sitting on her ass right there when I turned around and smiled to her and said "oops, I'm trying to get to that terminal."

The old hag started yelling at me telling me I had to go back through TSA security screening, even though she knew DAMN GOOD AND WELL that there was no way I was entering through the exit.

So there went another 20 minutes and more senseless bs. I was actually hoping they would make a stink about some of my items on the second go through so I could point out what a thorough job they did the first time, but both times they let me through with evil violations of toothpaste and deodorant size. Fortunately for the rest of the passengers, I decided not to blow the plane up with my toothpaste/deodorant explosive.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-25-2013, 12:17 AM:
 
quote: Brad Miller
That is shocking. What does that make the "good experience" score now? 94,148,643,548,763,441,879 to 1?
And big, monolithic organisations being what they are, the one will probably decide that she's had enough and quit before she's had time to exert a lasting, positive influence on the other 94,148,643,548,763,441,879. Sigh.

I was as astonished as you'd have been. The moment they decided to pull me into a side office for a secondary check, I thought, 'That's it - I'm buggered', and resigned myself to spending the night in Seattle, given that the flight I was trying to catch was the last one to Ontario that evening. Her decision to exercise common sense, and to persuade her boss to do so as well, restored my faith in humanity at the end of a 30-hour day of aviation hell.
 
Posted by Jake Spell (Member # 5294) on 03-29-2013, 01:52 PM:
 
First off I think the TSA is WAY more of a "feel good" than an actual good doing organization.

That being said the three thine Iv had to go through TSA screenings (Two in Charleston one at LGA) Iv had a painless experience and none took more than about 10 min. They were helpful and polite with me getting my items in and out the bins. I know this is however not the norm... [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Mike Blakesley (Member # 26) on 03-29-2013, 02:33 PM:
 
In the past few years either my wife or I (or both) have been through the airports in Billings MT, Orlando, Salt Lake City, Boise, Seattle, Sacramento, Denver, Minneapolis and Kalispell MT. I would have to say that the TSA people we've encountered have been friendly for the most part.

While I agree that the agency is largely for "security theater," I'm inclined to give them a break. They have to process a ton of people as fast as possible, and think about it: It's gotta be one of the most boring, yet stressful, jobs there is, and it's a completely thankless job. I do think a lot of people mistake a "businesslike" and/or "in a hurry" attitude for rudeness. In my experience if you cooperate, keep moving, and don't cause a stupid ruckus, you're fine.

It would be interesting to hear the other side of the story in some of these cases where people were offended or whatever by TSA agents.
 
Posted by Leo Enticknap (Member # 534) on 03-30-2013, 12:25 PM:
 
quote: Mike Blakesley
I do think a lot of people mistake a "businesslike" and/or "in a hurry" attitude for rudeness. In my experience if you cooperate, keep moving, and don't cause a stupid ruckus, you're fine.
That's my experience, too. I've sometimes been thanked for having already pulled my laptop out, taken my shoes off, emptied the contents of my pockets and belt into my carry-on etc., by the time I get to the front of the line. It's the passengers who don't do any of this and then have to faff about for 2-3 minutes next to the machine with a long line behind them that tends to put the TSA people in a crabby mood.

Also, when things go wrong, they're under a lot of pressure. I remember once going through at Minneapolis just after it re-opened after a two-hour storm closure. The line stretched all the way out of the terminal and into the car drop-off area. Astonishingly, they only had one of the three x-ray machines running when we did finally get to the front, and of course the poor guys running it (who weren't to blame for the fact that their bosses had failed to have an adequate number of staff available to come in at short notice on standby) must have been constantly on the receiving end of complaints and annoyed people for hours on end.
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 03-30-2013, 06:25 PM:
 
Have just returned (again) from Europe. No two TSA inspections are the same. I have real empathy with foreign inspectors onto USA bound flights; they are just trying to do what the TSA tells them. It leaves them stunned and confused.

You would at least think all the USA located inspections should want the same thigns. Louis
 
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There are some really good reviews on these security check point action figures.
 
Posted by Louis Bornwasser (Member # 3063) on 05-02-2014, 07:05 AM:
 
Best part: "Report Abuse" when you follow the questions to the end.
 
Posted by Robert E. Allen (Member # 1351) on 05-02-2014, 12:14 PM:
 
Kudos to Mike who seems to understand the situation. As a former police officer and security officer I can tell you those folks are only doing what they are told. But as a human it's difficult (but not impossible) to maintain a friendly demeanor when passengers approach you with an adversarial attitude.
 
Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 05-02-2014, 12:26 PM:
 
quote: Robert E. Allen
As a former police officer and security officer I can tell you those folks are only doing what they are told.
Yes, but they are being told the wrong thing.

A teenager hops a fence and gets into the wheel well of a jet airline and flies all the way to Hawaii but all they do is give him a doughnut and send him home but a guy tries to go through a passenger gate with a pair of nail clippers and he's treated like a terrorist?

Those officers have to do a very difficult job but it wouldn't be so hard if their bosses didn't have their heads up their asses.
 




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