Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Fly Porn!

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Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 12-28-2010, 10:45 PM:

It's amazing what you find when you have a camera handy.
This photograph has not been shopped or modded in any way but has been resized to fit the archaic 550 pixel size limit.
Dammit! This needs to be seen BIG!!!

Kinda of strange that flies do it doggy style.

Posted by Tom Petrov (Member # 1534) on 12-28-2010, 10:46 PM:

LMAO

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-29-2010, 01:47 AM:

I LMAO'd when you posted this on Facebook (where the image is actually bigger). Now you need to be on the lookout for fly eggs. Be sure to keep a fresh turd around for the maggots to grow up in... anything else would be considered rude on your part. [Wink]

Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 12-29-2010, 01:54 AM:

Thanks Joe. I'll keep some turds a-handy for when the young lovers return.

But the funniest thing that happened, and I didn't have the camera ready in time, was that the flies took to the air...still co-joined in lovers bliss!
Now, THATS one hell of a trick.

Posted by Mark J. Marshall (Member # 1409) on 12-29-2010, 05:19 AM:

Ian, I'm guessing you like watching golf on TV.

Posted by Ian Parfrey (Member # 5122) on 12-29-2010, 05:28 AM:

Mark.

Not golf. That's way too exciting. I like lawn bowls. [Big Grin]

Posted by Randy Stankey (Member # 64) on 12-29-2010, 11:14 AM:

If you like that you'll probably love curling!

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-29-2010, 02:05 PM:

quote:
Dammit! This needs to be seen BIG!!!

Yeah! I demand the image be seen in FLIMAX
[Razz]

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-29-2010, 02:30 PM:

I am now booking a plane trip so I can go to Lawton, OK just to beat up Bobby for that pun. [Big Grin]

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 12-29-2010, 03:22 PM:

I see a whole new snuff film market opening up now... [sex]

I liked Bobby's pun....FLIMAX....cool.

As the copyright holder of D-Crapema, I hereby grant Bobby the copyright to FLIMAX.

Posted by Joe Redifer (Member # 3) on 12-29-2010, 03:26 PM:

Puns stab me in the chest and weaken my heart. I think that puns are perhaps the only way to defeat me. That is why I must be proactive against them.

Posted by Bobby Henderson (Member # 840) on 12-30-2010, 12:09 AM:

A FLIMAX presentation features maggots the size of seat cushions. Which is why they double as seat cushions. Squishy. Apple currently has a lawsuit filed discouraging use of the term "iMaggot." Unfortunately, the Marine Corps has told Steve Jobs to get bent since they have claimed territory over the term use of "maggot" including the "i" part of it.