Film-Tech Forum ARCHIVE: Digital rice

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Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 05-11-2012, 04:43 PM:

While I was out shopping today, I noticed a digital rice cooker, and that made me wonder, where do I get digital rice? [Roll Eyes]

Posted by James Westbrook (Member # 3690) on 05-11-2012, 06:39 PM:

Digital supermarket.

Posted by Jim Henk (Member # 3628) on 05-11-2012, 07:30 PM:

Good answer!

Posted by Bruce Hansen (Member # 281) on 05-13-2012, 05:54 PM:

I went to several food stores looking for digital rice, and found none. Then I looked closely at the grains of rice, and noticed that they are ALL 1s. Therefore, ALL rice is digital!

Posted by Sam Graham (Member # 2889) on 05-13-2012, 07:04 PM:

Mix in some Spaghetti-O's for a true digital dish.

Posted by Stephen Furley (Member # 1277) on 05-16-2012, 01:49 PM:

About two or three years ago somebody I know was involved in a serious road accident. While now recovered she suffered considerable damage and after returning home was unable to get out without difficulty for some time. As I passed her place on the way home I used to get her shopping, and was somewhat puzzled by the request for 'Digital tampons'. I couldn't think what she meant until I realised that she wasn't using the modern meaning of the word digital; she was talking about non-applicator tampons. While I can't claim to be a great expert on the subject of tampons I'd never heard them called 'digital' before, but a search for the term on Google brings up plenty of results, so maybe they use that term for them elsewhere in the World. The woman who wanted them was of Canadian origin.

Posted by Melanie Loggins (Member # 6454) on 05-16-2012, 03:14 PM:

Stephen, I know there's a joke about digital periods in there somewhere. I just can't seem to put finger on it.

Posted by Tony Bandiera Jr (Member # 2365) on 05-16-2012, 07:30 PM:

This thread just got bloody awful and is making me cranky. [Mad]