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Author Topic: Movie Theatres System Notices Forum Watchdog / Soup Nazi Posts: 215 Registered: Apr 2004 posted 04-22-2005 11:55 AM                 It has been 758 days since the last post.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 04-22-2005 11:55 AM                        Rated G "A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad." ~~Samuel Goldwyn  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-09-2005 10:47 AM                        Rated G Quirk "I look at May 19th, the day "Star Wars: Episode III" is released, as one of the single greatest days of my life. My mom just sees it as a window of opportunity to clean the basement."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 05-21-2005 07:09 PM                        Rated R As the horror movie was about to reach its terrifying conclusion, the young woman began fidgeting in her seat. The man sitting behind her leaned forward and inquired quietly, "Feeling hysterical?" "No," she whispered, pointing to her boyfriend. "He's feeling mine."  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 06-24-2005 04:44 PM                        Rated G The American Film Institute has been at it again. They've ranked the Top 100 Movie Quotes of all time. Actually, they send out ballots to 1,500 filmmakers, actors, critics, and "others in Hollywood" with 400 nominations and then tabulated the top 100 results. The Top 10 Movie Quotes... 10."You talking to me?" (Robert DeNiro /Taxi Driver) 9."Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night." (Bette Davis/All About Eve) 8."May the Force be with you." (Harrison Ford/Star Wars) 7."All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up." (Gloria Swanson/Sunset Boulevard) 6."Go ahead, make my day." (Clint Eastwood/Sudden Impact) 5."Here's looking at you, kid." (Humphrey Bogart/Casablanca) 4."Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." (Judy Garland/The Wizard of Oz) 3."I coulda been a contendah!" (Marlon Brando/On the Waterfront) 2."I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." (Marlon Brando/The Godfather) 1."Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." (Clark Gable/Gone With the Wind)  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 07-08-2005 08:13 PM                        Rated G Reb I'm not sure why "War of the Worlds" is considered science fiction. I mean, somebody traveling millions of miles to kill Tom Cruise doesn't seem all that far-fetched to me.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 09-20-2005 10:31 AM                        Rated G "War Of The Worlds" did a hugh business. You know the H.G. Wells classic where earth is invaded by aliens and they can't be stopped. They went from city to city vaporizing everythingin their path....And California still voted to give them driver's licenses. ~~Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-17-2005 07:21 AM                        Rated G "The man responsible for making popcorn a movie theater snack has passed away. His family was going to get him a regular casket, but then decided to get the extra large one was the better deal because it came with a medium Coke." --David Letterman  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-24-2005 04:48 PM                        Rated R Shortly after the release of the film "Die Another Day", Pierce Brosnan visited a Dublin bar to enjoy a quiet pint while he waited to have his bicycle fixed. After settling in to watch a horse race, Pierce was approached by a fellow patron who asked if he could shake his hand. Pierce graciously agreed. After shaking, the man examined his hand with a glint in his eye. "This," he explained, "is the closest I’ll ever get to Halle Berry’s arse!" [ 10-31-2005, 09:31 AM: Message edited by: Bob Maar ]  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 10-31-2005 09:30 AM                        Rated G Betsy It's fun, a good movie, a large box of popcorn, a soft drink, what better way to spend 30 or 40 dollars.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-04-2005 08:23 AM                        Rated G Gangster movies are kind of self-defeating. It's hard to prove that crime doesn't pay when you're paying 11.50 a pop to see it.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-14-2005 01:08 PM                        Rated G "The American Film Institute did a survey of the greatest movie lines of all time. "Do you know what was ranked #1 was? Clark Gable in gone with the wind, 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.' The least-popular movie line of all time? 'Popcorn and your small soda, that'll be $9.75.'" --Jay Leno  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 11-17-2005 12:05 PM                        Rated G Betsy The fellow who is head and shoulders above the rest is sure to be sitting in front of you in a movie theater.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-08-2005 04:55 PM                        Rated G Movie Rating System G: Nobody gets the girl. PG:The Good Guy Gets Girl. R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl. X: Everybody Gets The Girl. XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their Dog.  |  IP: Logged Bob Maar (Maar stands for Maartini) Posts: 28608 From: New York City & Newport, RI Registered: Feb 2001 posted 12-10-2005 07:43 AM                        Rated Cutie Americans have their own M.C., or Master of Confusion. His name is Sam Goldwyn (1882-1974), a hot-headed movie producer whose verbal blunders have passed into legend. Include me out. I can answer your request in two words: Im-possible. I'll give you a definite maybe. Don't talk to me when I'm interrupting. I never liked you, and I always will. This new atom bomb is dynamite! I don't pay any attention to him. I don't even ignore him. Our comedies are not be laughed at. Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.  |  IP: Logged

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