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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

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Rated R for Language, nudity (dithered), and general insanity.

Why don't you show a little Irrational Exuberance?
(requires flash and a browser that knows that swf is flash. Otherwise it will just look like a bunch of text that doesn't make sense.)

Those of you who have improperly configured flash plug-ins, or computers to slow to run full screen flash, You should express your irrational exuberance here here instead.

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated PU for Hold your nose. [Smile]

Turn up your sound If you have to copy and past into your URL

http://www.unfilteredfilms.com/badman/movies/smellnice.htm

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

This is fun

http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile] Veterans Day

http://www.ticz.com/homes/users/bob/On-A-Rock/On-A-Rock.htm

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Bob Maar
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Wolley Bulley Cootie Dance

http://www.superlaugh.com/1/cooties.htm

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Interview with God

http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup3.html

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Rated G [Smile] Faye in Kingston, Ont.

Think you can you fly a helicopter? Okay, go ahead and give it your best shot.Click on the helicopter,hold the left mouse key down to go up and release the key to go down.

But take heed, don't start with this darn thing...it'll drive you nuts!!!



http://www.hurtwood.demon.co.uk/Fun/copter.swf

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile] For Seniors [Smile]



Donna in Phoenix


http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jwwaller/elvis/

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Mike Olpin
Chop Chop!

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Rated PG

Trailers for movies are begging to sound a lot like this.

http://modernhumorist.com/mh/0203/moviecliche/moviecliche.mp3

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Duplicate will use space later today

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Richard Greco
Phenomenal Film Handler

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Very Cute, Rated PG for thong:) [Razz]

http://worldzonepro.com/webdude/kozo.html

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Bob Maar
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Rated R Click to see if there is life after film-tech

http://www.bertaut.com/festival1.html

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

ARE YOU A GOOD JUDGE OF CHARACTER? TRY THIS OUT.

BY LOOKING AT A PICTURE OF A PERSON, YOU HAVE TO DECIDE IF HE IS A PROGRAM LANGUAGE INVENTOR OR A SERIAL KILLER.

GO WITH YOUR GUT FEELING. BELIEVE IT OR NOT....


http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

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Bob Maar
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Rated G [Smile]

This is for members with with children. Gather them around the screen.

All I Need To Know About Life
http://www.my-tgif.com/cowbutterfly.gif
I Learned From A Cow



http://www.my-tgif.com/cowhappy.gif
Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

Don't cry over spilled milk.
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http://www.my-tgif.com/cowani.gif
When chewing your cud, remember. . .
There is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol and no taste!

http://www.my-tgif.com/coweatgrass.gif

The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

http://www.my-tgif.com/cow_moo.gif
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth!

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowherd.gif
It's better to be seen and not herd.


http://www.my-tgif.com/cowswave.gif
Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.


Never take any bull from anybody.
http://www.my-tgif.com/bull.gif

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowbossy.jpg
Always let them know who's bossy!

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Stepping on cow pies brings good luck.

http://www.my-tgif.com/cowblackwhite.gif
Black and white is always
an appropriate fashion statement.


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Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS,BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!

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Bob Maar
(Maar stands for Maartini)


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Merry Christmas

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=0261976204

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